Ski patroller sues Big Sky
JLGSAK
BOZEMAN (AP) - A former Big Sky ski patroller who saw her co-worker die in an
accidental explosion has sued the resort for $1.25 million.
Shana Behr was working with Erika Pankow when Pankow was killed by an avalanche
control explosive on Christmas Day 1996.
Behr is suing Boyne USA, Big Sky's parent company for $250,000 to pay for the
psychological treatments that resulted from her mental trauma and $1 million in
punitive damages.
"Immediately following the explosion, (Behr) was covered in blood and flesh.
She could not tell whether it was hers or Erika Pankow's," according to the
suit. The suit says Behr searched for Pankow and finally found her body lying
in the snow in blood approximately 100 yards away.
The psychological damage from witnessing Pankow's death is ongoing, and Behr is
still receiving treatment, the suit states.
The suit alleges that Pankow's death and Behr's subsequent mental trauma was a
result of Big Sky inadequately training the two women.
Pankow was killed on top of 11,166 foot Lone Peak, where the two had been sent
to clear snow that accumulated at the top of the tram, and to detonate
explosives to remove a cornice of snow that posed avalanche danger.
The Madison County Sheriff said Pankow apparently had triggered the fuse on a
two-pound explosive without realizing it. As she was attempting to relight it,
the explosive detonated, killing her and sending Behr spawling in the snow.
Both women had taken the resort's one-day explosives training class. -END-
A "one-day" training class? Two rookies by themselves? Interesting.
Montana Stu
pigo
>
> A "one-day" training class? Two rookies by themselves? Interesting.
> Montana Stu
Damned if you do............
Which lawsuit would have been bigger? This one or the one for(in whiny
voice)" you won't hire us cause we're girls, you won't let us do that
cause we're girls, you're just using that explosive class to keep us
from getting higher pay, we want it and we want it now or we'll sue!!!!
At least this way Boyne only has to pay off one.
bob
Scott Abraham
Stu gave us the bad news:
> Behr is suing Boyne USA, Big Sky's parent company for $250,000 to pay for the
> psychological treatments that resulted from her mental trauma and $1 million in
> punitive damages.
Yo, Stu, did you get this one as a client?
What a hunk of crap.
When you take on a dangerous job, you gotta deal with the aftermath.
Can I sue uncle Sam because I've picked pieces of bodies off me?
(Accidental explosion, also. Bad grenade fuse. Also intentional
explosions. Charlie mistook me for a fucking soldier.)
Do I get to sue GM for the car accident I witnessed the other day, the
person I watched die, the belt I left as a tourniquet?
I sure as hell wish I could sue the assholes who fucked up my childhood.
Once upon a time, I was certified PTSD, so I know damn well of which I
speak.
When do we start holding individuals responsible for their mistakes, and
stop looking to get paid because life is full of pain?
Fuck this shit. I'm gonna sue Lurleen for being a crazy bitch and
depriving me of that fine nookie thus causing PPSD (Post Pussy Stress
Syndrome), and Stumpy for making me temporarily impotent (happens every
time I see her) and klaus for hurting my feelings, and Buttdawg for
dumping me for klaus, and Stu for not automatically noticing I was in
distress and coming to my aid.
Waaaaaah! Pay me!
> The psychological damage from witnessing Pankow's death is ongoing, and Behr is
> still receiving treatment, the suit states.
> The suit alleges that Pankow's death and Behr's subsequent mental trauma was a
> result of Big Sky inadequately training the two women.
Shit, shit, and more shit. Even I know well enough to get rid of an avi
bomb if there is any question that the fuse is defective, and I've never
received any formal explosives training....other than a bomb disposal
class, which is another story.
God, I hate professional victims.
At the risk of sounding sexist, I highly doubt a man would have filed
this suit. He'd be justifiably laughed off the mountain....not for
being traumatized, but for expecting to be paid because of someone
else's mistake. I can see getting your therapy paid for, but 250 grand
is ludicrous.
Sure, it is traumatic. But life is full of trauma, and you can't go
suing everytime the fickle finger of fate flips you off. The woman
fucked up, and it killed her. I know of two local patrollers, one a
friend, who've died over the years. They made up their own bombs, and
they fucked up. Nobody sued. If you can't deal with it, don't take the
damn job in the first place.
Deal with it without resorting to a jackpot suit.
No wonder lift tickets are so high.
> Both women had taken the resort's one-day explosives training class. -END-
>
> A "one-day" training class? Two rookies by themselves? Interesting.
Avi bombs are simple things. There are well established rules for
dealing with such explosives that can be transmitted in less than an
hour.
Once upon a time, I threw a few myself. Had one malfunction. Did it
according to the book. Waited. Three minutes later, BOOOM.
Even I wasn't stupid enough to go looking for the damn thing. Toss it,
deal with it in the spring if it don't go bang.
Too bad that the lawyer in this case doesn't handle avi bombs.
Scott
JLGSAK
Scott wrote:
> I can see getting your therapy paid for, but 250 grand
> is ludicrous.
give her some "therapy" on a regular basis.
Montana Stu
Scott Abraham
"Durango" Dave wrote:
> Two-Buddha revealed a bit of his past with:
> >Can I sue uncle Sam because I've picked pieces of bodies off me?
> >(Accidental explosion, also. Bad grenade fuse. Also intentional
> >explosions. Charlie mistook me for a fucking soldier.)
>
> you don't drink, Scott, I'd be proud to buy you dinner some time.
I hate to mislead people about my past, too. Charlie mistook me for a
fucking soldier because I was a civilian. I ducked the draft.
Went to Nam as a college journalist. Being a stupid kid with more balls
than brains, made the mistake of taking up a dare from some SEALs I knew
from Coronado, where I finished hs.
Ended up somewhere I didn't want to go to, and saw some things I never
wanted to see.
Charlie didn't understand that this tall, skinny white boy was against
the war, hated Nixon, and smoked dope just like they did. Didn't help
that I was wearing mondo cool fatigues.
I tried to explain, but every time I tried, they kept shooting at me.
Even put a hole in me, the little fuckheads. Doom on you, Buddha.
Probably because they knew I would one day ski at Vail, and they
wouldn't. Probably because they knew I would one day wear black Bogner
pajamas, and they were stuck with Uncle Ho's tailor.
> >Once upon a time, I was certified PTSD, so I know damn well of which I
> >speak.
>
> Glad you seem to have put those demons to rest - I know too many vets that
> haven't...and some that just gave up.
Got my case from childhood abuse. Run a web search on my name if you
want some of the gory details. Nam was a walk in the park in
comparison...at least I could shoot back, and I got to leave. Grand
total of 11 days incountry, which is 11 more than Horvath ever spent.
I do share your sentiments, though. Went up to the vets I know on
Memorial Day and personally thanked them for their sacrifices. Stopped
by the grave of a friend we buried a couple months ago. Overdose.
We don't even give them a parade anymore in Seattle.
How quickly we forget.
Scott
Hugh Grierson
In article <357B79...@seanet.com>, scot...@seanet.com wrote:
>When do we start holding individuals responsible for their mistakes, and
>stop looking to get paid because life is full of pain?
We've started. The question is whose mistake was it, the poorly trained
patrollers, or the people who were supposed to train them? I don't know
the answer to that in this case. That's what civil court is for.
I really don't have a problem with this one. We're not talking about the
apocraphyl touron who hits a tree and sues the resort.
-H
Scott Abraham
Stu offered to practice shlong therapy:
> Scott wrote:
> > I can see getting your therapy paid for, but 250 grand
> > is ludicrous.
> Hey, good therapy doesn't come cheap.
Wait a minute there. I work cheap. And you get what you pay for. Look
at Anthea, for example, who is my favorite example of how good therapy
can go to waste.
>For 250 grand I'd move in with her and give her some "therapy" on a regular basis.
I'll bet your fuse goes off unpredictably, just like the avi bomb.
Two Buddha, back in character
Vail: That'll be 54 bucks, please
Scott Abraham
Bob Lee ran to the rescue of damsels in distress:
> Typical whiny, iggnerunt, cracker-assed white boy pissing and moaning.
Am not a cracker, was born north of the Mason Dixon line, though I'm
pretty sure Pigo is.
> I've come to expect this point of view from losers that couldn't do a hard
> job at gunpoint and blame "wimmen" for all their woes.
Wimmin are entirely evil, and all the woes of the world can be blamed on
them.
Especially Stumpy, Nadine, Tabi, and the evil wimmen of Park City, who
head the cabal that actually runs the world.
Ask me and Buttdawg.
We found out the hard way.
>
> Those two were doing a hard job in tough conditions for low pay while
> people like you (and me) were probably just getting out of bed and having a
> hell of a time finding their ass with both hands. They've got my basic
> respect.
I was at the Sky a couple of days after it happened. The whole
community was shocked and in grief.
Anybody who is crazy enough to take that job has my respect. I remember
getting out of bed after a two foot dump at Alpental and getting dragged
out into the back country to throw bombs. I thought they were nucking
futs to do that for five bucks an hour or so.
Which has nothing to do with this suit. Like me, you've handled plenty
of things that go bang and can kill you. Such things happen.
What would smokejumping be like if every time a chute malfunctioned, the
whole team got to sue for damages because they watched their buddy go
splat?
Hell, I feel a case of PTSD coming back. God knows I've seen enough
people die in my time.
Somebody should pay me for the pain.
> Someone fucked up, someone's dead, but since you don't know shit about what
> happened, you'd do well to keep your own counsel on this one.
I disagree.
Murphy's Law happened to bite a woman this time. Hazards of the trade,
and as more women more into dangerous jobs, more women will die.
Ever look at the stats concerning workplace fatalities?
95 percent male, but dropping.
When you take a dangerous job, you assume the risk. I highly doubt that
these women did not hear the proper way to handle a malfunctioning fuse,
and I'd bet good money they were told the same damn thing a hundred
times.
I've been there and watched friends die and get badly hurt, and you've
been there, and you know how easy it is to fuck up.
The woman who died probably fucked up. From what I heard in Montana,
everybody thought it was her mistake to not get rid of the bomb when
there was ANY question of whether the fuse was lit.
Yeah, Pigo can be a sexist sumbitch. But he's got a point. It has
never occured to me to sue for damages because I have witnessed
violence. I assume that is part and parcel of life, and I am trained by
my culture and experience to deal with such trauma.
If she gets a million, I want a million for every cop who every lost a
partner, every steelworker who lost his beer buddy, every firefighter
who has smelled burnt pork, etc.
But if a guy filed that suit, the jury would laugh his ass out of
court. She'll get sympathy.
There is an apparent double standard.
Scott
Vail: Where you can pay a million dollars to watch Bob and Pigo play
hot potato with a defective avi bomb.
Bannister Throckmorton
JLGSAK wrote:
<snipped>
>The psychological damage from witnessing Pankow's death is ongoing, and
Behr is
>still receiving treatment, the suit states.
>
I have to wonder about a society that allows slasher movies on one hand and
then turns around and recognizes post traumatic stress disorder as a bad
thing.
It seems to me that people are just fine with traumatizing themselves if
they get
to pay for it. I figure we're just a few years away from true "sensurround"
slasher
movies with splattering blood and the smell of gore.
With that in mind, I'd like to open registration for the Throckmorton
Extreme Ski
o' Death Championships. We have opportunities for both participants and
spectators. For a mere $200 dollar entry fee participants get to hurl
themselves
down an unskied 3000 foot coulior with a five sticks of dynamite ready to
blow
on a one minute timer. Participants will be judged on most awesome
domination
of the hill, gnarliest line, most heinous air, and broadest scatter after
exploding.
This is your shot at immortality, dude!
Spectators can pay $50 dollars to sit in the bleachers at the bottom of the
mountain
or for the connoiseur of extreme sports, we offer Club Extreme Trauma
seating.
For the small fee of $5000 we will tie you in to a bolt installed in the
living rock
of the mountain, where you can experience the power, adrenaline, blood, and
body parts of these intense athletes as they hurl towards certain death. It
will be
the thrill of a lifetime.
Plus as a permanent memento of your attendance at Club Extreme Trauma,
we'll permanently attach a windsock with the environmental slogan of your
choice to commemorate your lasting commitment to extreme sports and
the environment.
-Bannister
Vail-Bish would do it.
Anthea
Bob Lee <rl...@swcp.com> (aka Knight in Shining Armour) wrote
> TB got on my ass:
> > Wimmin are entirely evil, and all the woes of the world can be blamed
on
> > them.
(transl. "no one will root me at the moment so they are all mongrels")
> Skied with klaus the other day,
damn it Bob! I guess you're about to file a suit for pain and suffering
too, eh?
Bloody yanks...
> > Like me, you've handled plenty of things that go bang and can kill you.
>
> We're not talking about your farts here, are we?
Well it sounded like a good description to me. Jeez.
he's just lucky I don't smoke on chairlifts, or there'd be lots of skiiers
somewhere in the Pacific Northwest who'd be suing the resort after having
bits of me and TB rain down on them (hey, remember the Exploding
Whale?!!!!!).
> > Somebody should pay me for the pain.
>
> Isn't that what Stumpy said about your farts?
Loudly and often. And no-one believed me until they rode the chair with
him.
My unseemly scramble for the far side of the quad didn't alert them to the
danger, either.
> That's what's going on in my line of work, and in '94 there was a big
> disaster in Colorado, outside of Glenwood Springs. 14 tough, strong,
smart
> people - 4 of them wimmen - got kilt. The only suits filed were by men's
> families. Sort of shoots that theory of yours and pigbutts all to hell.
Sadly, a lot of people spend a lot of time looking for fuck-ups by
women/blacks/choose group you love to hate so they can hold these up as
evidence to support the backlash against any gains made by those groups in
the last decades.
Human nature, I suppose.
This summer, women volunteers in the Rural bush fire brigades got burnt and
dead side by side with their male comrades. No one's suing, no one's saying
they shoudln't be there.
We had a horrible engine fire in one of our naval ships just recently; 4
sailors died, one a female. No crap about her being there either, which
gives one hope.
> > (TB)I highly doubt that these women did not hear the proper way to
handle a
> > malfunctioning fuse,and I'd bet good money they were told the same damn
> > thing a hundred times.
army weapons instructors here, usually the toughest macho-est types in the
army, admit to prefering to instruct women soldiers, as a rule, because
they listen.
I tend to suspect, from Stu's story, that they weren't instructed fully.
> > But if a guy filed that suit, the jury would laugh his ass out of
> > court. She'll get sympathy.
They would not laugh his arse out of court. You and I both know that!
He'd probably get his payout, more's the pity.
> The suits filed by the men's families that died
> outside of Glenwood Springs weren't laughed out of court, though they
> should have been.
Yay Bob!
> I don't think there is any more. It's the 90's, and people are not bound
> by gender to make stupid decisions. The dead patroller is not dead
because
> she's a woman, nor is the survivor filing a stupid suit because she's a
> woman. Men fuck up just as bad, and just as often, and for every suit
like
> the one in this thread, there's one by a male.
Women doing stuff that's "not female" is still regarded as big news.
There could be a heap of this kind of thing happening, but it gets coverage
if there's an "angle", and it being a woman is definitely an angle.
Beware being manipulated by the media.
_
> Vail - \ / /\ | |
> \/_/ \_| |_... <- This was found written in the snow at
PC.
> . The piss tested out as Two Buddha's,
but
> * the handwriting was Ant's
whut?!!!!
crap!!!!
ant
an...@geocities.com
Skitrips:
Canada: http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/1298/
Utah: http://www.fortunecity.com/olympia/cobb/188/
Anthea
Scott Abraham <scot...@seanet.com> wrote
> Stu offered to practice shlong therapy:
> > Hey, good therapy doesn't come cheap.
>
> Wait a minute there. I work cheap. And you get what you pay for. Look
> at Anthea, for example, who is my favorite example of how good therapy
> can go to waste.
Every time he starts into that Yank therapy crap, I give him a therapeutic
raspberry (TTTTHHHPPPT!) and *that's* free.
He's not responding very well, but I'm patient.
(har!)
pigo
Bob Lee wrote:
>snip
> Uh, good point. I didn't mean to defend the suit, just women doing a job -
> which pigass was knocking. Still, I don't know enough about the whole deal
> to comment on whether the suit is appropriate or not.
>
> > Like me, you've handled plenty of things that go bang and can kill you.
>
> We're not talking about your farts here, are we?
>
> > Somebody should pay me for the pain.
>
> Isn't that what Stumpy said about your farts?
>
> > > Someone fucked up, someone's dead, but since you don't know shit about what
> > > happened, you'd do well to keep your own counsel on this one.
> >
> > I disagree.
>
> I didn't mean to imply that it wasn't the dead person that fucked up, just
> that p-o had no idea how or why they got the job.
> assuming and generalizations snipped
Which is something Bob should try if he doesn't have a brain big enough
to interpret my posts. I obviously don't know these chicks, but they
showed up the morning after their training class, took the extra pay,
took some bombs, and blew up. Could have been a girl or a guy. I never
said any different. It's a stupid lawsuit and I was generalizing about
the state of the world we live in.
I've worked with broads that want to be carpenters and heard the equal
pay bullshit, but when it comes time to go up high or lift something
heavy, their suddenly suzie homemaker.
I'm the true non-discriminator here because I would chose the best
person for the job, with *NO* headstarts for chicks, blacks, gays
whatever.
bob
Let Mikey Ski It!
On Mon, Jun 8, 1998 11:59 PM, Bob Lee <mailto:rl...@swcp.com> wrote:
>You made a very good point about not checking to see whether the fuse is
>really lit. When in doubt, run away fast.
One tidbit to add. I was told the procedures were changed at Breck because
of this incident. They increased the time 'trollers are to wait before
retrieving apparent duds to detonate them with another charge. So, one
might speculate that insufficient time was being used prior to the
incident.
Mike...
Vail: Bomb-free zone
---------------------------------------------------------
Mike Saemisch, Littleton, Colorado
Bishop, Breckenridge Ward, Summit County Stake, Church of Vail
Visit me at http://www.seqnet.net/~msaemisch
Carpe powder-diem.
---------------------------------------------------------
JLGSAK
As Freud said: "Sometimes a shlong is just a shlong". But seriously, for all
you therapists in training, "shlong therapy" has not been found to be an
officially recognized treatment by the American Psychological Assoc. Or as an
old professor of mine used to say, " If you sleep with your clients, please
don't call it therapy. Nobody's that good".
Montana Stu
glamson
Scott Abraham <scot...@seanet.com> wrote:
: I disagree.
: Murphy's Law happened to bite a woman this time. Hazards of the trade,
: and as more women more into dangerous jobs, more women will die.
: Ever look at the stats concerning workplace fatalities?
: 95 percent male, but dropping.
As a matter of fact I do look at these statistics. In 1995 the
fatalities per 100,000 workers were 8 men and 1 woman and as a whole there
were 5,676 men killed by fatal occupational injuries and 534 women killed
by fatal occupational injuries, not exactly 95 percent. These raw
statistics don't show how the deaths occured but the riskiest occupations
have traditionally been construction, commercial fishing and logging, jobs
tradiitionally held by men. Rising fast are the deaths of women killed in
the workplace by acts of domestic violence and hold ups in quick marts.
: When you take a dangerous job, you assume the risk. I highly doubt that
: these women did not hear the proper way to handle a malfunctioning fuse,
: and I'd bet good money they were told the same damn thing a hundred
: times.
When you take a dangerous job, you also assume that your employers will
take all precautions to assure that the job is performed as safely as
possible. These precautions include proper training and supervision,
especially for inexperienced workers who are involved in the highest rate
of occupational accidents. I haven't seen the Big Sky employee training
program but from the sounds of the fatality I doubt that they were told a
100 times how to deal with a malfunctioning fuse, explosive safety isn't
taught in one day.
Another possible contributing factor is the Macho factor", peer pressure
applied to newbies to perform a position without questioning or asking for
guidance or help. This machoness is very common in high risk occupations,
not tying in while roofing, over working in the heat, not wearing
respiratory protection while painting, etc.
My sympathy goes out to the deceaced's family, her partner and the others
on the Big Sky ski patrol, hopefully they and patrolers everywhere will
learn from her loss.
glen
John Red-Horse
In article <6ljd5d$q...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>, pigop...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> It's a stupid lawsuit and I was generalizing about
>the state of the world we live in.
Well, Bob, let's take the last thing first. It sure didn't seem to me as
though you were generalizing about the state of the world. It sounded
quite a bit like generalizing about women. Let's see...
In article <6lfh0b$1...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>, pigop...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
>Which lawsuit would have been bigger? This one or the one for(in whiny
>voice)" you won't hire us cause we're girls, you won't let us do that
>cause we're girls, you're just using that explosive class to keep us
>from getting higher pay, we want it and we want it now or we'll sue!!!!
>
...nothing about the fact that a guy very well could have filed the suit.
Strange.
As to the part about stupidity of the lawsuit, if I understand Bob Lee
correctly, he's saying that you don't know enough about it to make an
assessment one way or the other; that maybe it should be left for a jury
to decide, after they've heard the relevant facts. I know, it's a strange
concept, but it's the American way.
>I've worked with broads that want to be carpenters and heard the equal
^^^^^^
>pay bullshit, but when it comes time to go up high or lift something
>heavy, their suddenly suzie homemaker.
>I'm the true non-discriminator here because I would chose the best
>person for the job, with *NO* headstarts for chicks, blacks, gays
^^^^^^
Yes Bob, my guess would be that you are the one true
``non-discriminator'' around here.
>whatever.
>
Indeed.
hasta,
john
Scott Abraham
JLGSAK wrote:
>
> Scott Abraham <scot...@seanet.com> wrote
> > Stu offered to practice shlong therapy:
>
> As Freud said: "Sometimes a shlong is just a shlong".
Freud wasn't blessed by Vail. The Prophet's shlong is just a shlong and
a shlong and a shlong and a shlong.
> But seriously, for all
> you therapists in training, "shlong therapy" has not been found to be an
> officially recognized treatment by the American Psychological Assoc.
Oh, no! I only went to school and spent all this money to get laid!
Who came up with this dumb idea? What's the point of listening to a
woman whine about her problems for a whole goddamn hour if you don't get
some?
Or as an
> old professor of mine used to say, " If you sleep with your clients, please
> don't call it therapy. Nobody's that good".
Two Buddha is that good.
Too bad I didn't take on Lurleen as a client instead of just a stupid
relationship, for she could sue me and we would still be in lurv.
Two Freud Buddha
Vail: Where transference is projected in repetition compulsion with the
shlong
S. Deem
On Mon, 8 Jun 1998, Bannister Throckmorton wrote:
> With that in mind, I'd like to open registration for the Throckmorton
> Extreme Ski o' Death Championships.
> Vail-Bish would do it.
He may have already - he seems to have disappeared. If we could only get
a few more volunteers. Anybody man enough to diss a patroller who watched
her partner blow up oughta be up for it, huh?
Vail: Discriminating.
Scott Abraham
Bob Lee wrote:
>
> TB got on my ass:
Your ass is too friggin scrawny.
> > Wimmin are entirely evil, and all the woes of the world can be blamed on
> > them.
>
> No, wimmen are great! I love wimmen. Better'n men for most things, except
> writing their name in the snow when they pee. I like hanging out with them
> and everything. If you didn't think this on some level, I bet you'd be
> feeling a lot different these days than you are.
Wrong.
Wimmin are ok until you shtupp them, then they become entirely evil.
> Skied with klaus the other day, and we got to talkin' 'bout wimmen and
> such. He didn't mention the evil cabal of Park City, but there were some
> interesting observations made.
That's because he can't get laid in Park City, unless you count
Buttdawg.
> > Like me, you've handled plenty of things that go bang and can kill you.
>
> We're not talking about your farts here, are we?
If you are dumb enough to light the fuse, you deserve to die.
> > Murphy's Law happened to bite a woman this time. Hazards of the trade,
> > and as more women more into dangerous jobs, more women will die.
> > Ever look at the stats concerning workplace fatalities?
> > 95 percent male, but dropping.
>
> That's what's going on in my line of work, and in '94 there was a big
> disaster in Colorado, outside of Glenwood Springs. 14 tough, strong, smart
> people - 4 of them wimmen - got kilt. The only suits filed were by men's
> families. Sort of shoots that theory of yours and pigbutts all to hell.
Wrong again, pinebreath. Pig and I have different theory.
I'll bet those families were being supported by firefighter bucks. At
the risk of overgeneralizing, women in dangerous jobs tend to not have
children they are supporting as frequently as men.
I'm bitching about suing for pain and suffering involved-not child
support.
> You're preaching to the choir here. But pignuts' assertion that they got
> the job by pitching a fit is one that he has no business making. He was
> talking shit, and got flamed - simple as that.
In this case, I agree.
> > But if a guy filed that suit, the jury would laugh his ass out of
> > court. She'll get sympathy.
>
> You don't know that. The suits filed by the men's families that died
> outside of Glenwood Springs weren't laughed out of court, though they
> should have been. One of the women's families set up a scholarship fund
> for the families of wildland firefighters in her memory. None of the
> survivors filed suit, male or female, though a few have had some issues to
> work out.
That's the code. I read about that particular disaster, and that is the
risk of the job.
As far as I'm concerned, you are all a buncha stupid fucks.
> I don't think there is any more. It's the 90's, and people are not bound
> by gender to make stupid decisions. The dead patroller is not dead because
> she's a woman, nor is the survivor filing a stupid suit because she's a
> woman. Men fuck up just as bad, and just as often, and for every suit like
> the one in this thread, there's one by a male.
I will choose to disagree about the preponderance of suits in cases like
this.
I've watched it happen in my ex-profession, and I hear the same stories
from the cops and firefighters I know.
There simply seems to be a high proportion of women who sue when exposed
to the hazards of dangerous trades.
Not necessarily the worst idea, mind you.
If women suing provides a healthier and safer workplace for men, I'm all
for it.
>
> > Scott
>
> Who?
Scott is for fighting, Two Buddha is for fun.
Scott Abraham
Stumpy tried to keep the lie alive:
> > > Wimmin are entirely evil, and all the woes of the world can be blamed
> > >on them.
>
> (transl. "no one will root me at the moment so they are all mongrels")
Trans.: Only mongrels will root me at the moment, so all women are evil
> > We're not talking about your farts here, are we?
>
> Well it sounded like a good description to me. Jeez.
> he's just lucky I don't smoke on chairlifts, or there'd be lots of skiiers
> somewhere in the Pacific Northwest who'd be suing the resort after having
> bits of me and TB rain down on them (hey, remember the Exploding
> Whale?!!!!!).
Wrong again, Stumpy. Once released from the tank, my perfume dissipates
so quickly that it cannot be lit except at the source.
Why do you think I ski so fast?
I carry my own jets.
> > Isn't that what Stumpy said about your farts?
>
> Loudly and often. And no-one believed me until they rode the chair with
> him.
> My unseemly scramble for the far side of the quad didn't alert them to the
> danger, either.
Once they laid eyes on you, everybody started farting. With Tigger,
Bob, you and me on the lift, it sounded like the Oooootah Symphony
playing a tuba concerto.
You bring it out in us.
> > Vail - \ / /\ | |
> > \/_/ \_| |_... <- This was found written in the snow at
> PC.
> > . The piss tested out as Two Buddha's,
> but
> > * the handwriting was Ant's
>
> whut?!!!!
> crap!!!!
I'm sorry, Stumpy, but I have to finally tell the truth.
Stumpy wants to be a firefighter, just like Bob, so everytime I snuck
into the woods to pee, she tagged along, begging to be allowed to handle
the Hose of Vail.
She kept hoping Lurleen would fall asleep with a smoke in her hand,
light up the condo, so she could be a hero using me as a fire engine.
Two Buddha
Vail: Notice she's right-handed?
Guy R Spangler
Where can I read more about this lawsuit?
Guy R. Spangler, Systems Analyst 3, University of Arkansas
USMailNet: 2801 S University Ave SUB206B, Little Rock AR 72204
InterNet: GRSPA...@UALR.EDU, AT&TNet: 501-569-3345
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pigo wrote:
> Damned if you do............
> Which lawsuit would have been bigger? This one or the one for(in whiny
> voice)" you won't hire us cause we're girls, you won't let us do that
> cause we're girls, you're just using that explosive class to keep us
> from getting higher pay, we want it and we want it now or we'll sue!!!!
Adrenochrome
Scott Abraham <scot...@seanet.com> wanted the grrrls to play nice:
> Wrong.
> Wimmin are ok until you shtupp them, then they become entirely evil.
And what exactly is wrong with an evil woman?
--
Vail-Wicked, man...
Bruno Melli
Scott Abraham (scot...@seanet.com) wrote:
: I've watched it happen in my ex-profession, and I hear the same stories
: from the cops and firefighters I know.
I missed that part. What was your ex-profession ?
bruno.
Scott Abraham
Before I became a Prophet, I spent a couple of years as a cop and a hell
of a lot more in hospital security, working a major trauma center. Once
ran an eye bank.
Seen more blood, guts, and gore in a night than most people see in a
lifetime, and watched more people die than I can count.
But none of it was as truly revolting as seeing Anthea half nekkid.
Two Buddha
Vail: The horror, the horror
pigo
Scott Abraham wrote:
>snip
> > You're preaching to the choir here. But pignuts' assertion that they got
> > the job by pitching a fit is one that he has no business making.
I'm beginning to realize that it's only other people that have any
business expressing their opinion BUT I don't care, soooooooo......
It's an assumption based on the fact that she's suing for suffering and
so on for a job that is known to be dangerous. That shows the mindset to
work the system. I merely moved it back to the pre-explosion timeframe.
You guys better watch out! According to the new govt. definitions, I
think I'm a couple #'s overweight. And in a few more years I'll be
eligible for age discrimination excuses too. I'll start defending them
then. As for now, I'm on my own, so I'll defend that as long as it's in
MY best interest.
BTW:That's MR. pignut to you!
bob
Scott Abraham
pignuts wrote:
> Scott Abraham wrote:
> > > You're preaching to the choir here. But pignuts' assertion that they got
> > > the job by pitching a fit is one that he has no business making.
Hey, pigshlong!
Boob "pigfucker" Lee wrote that line, not me.
If I wanted to call you a sexist, racist, white supremacist Nazi tiny
dick Salomon skiing Anthea shtupping pigbreath, I would have, but I
didn't!
> BTW:That's MR. pignut to you!
Blow me, Mr. Pignut.
Two Buddha
Vail: Pig heaven
Crash Johnson
wasn't he a target at some point in his life?
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Bruno Melli wrote:
>
> Scott Abraham (scot...@seanet.com) wrote:
> : I've watched it happen in my ex-profession, and I hear the same stories
> : from the cops and firefighters I know.
>
> I missed that part. What was your ex-profession ?
>
> bruno.
pigo
Bob Lee wrote:
>
> pigpoo scrambled to cover up his bullshit, but he just used more pigshit:
no scramble. I look out for me and don't try to cover it up.
> That so? Well, I admit I'm not the smartest guy in rsa, so perhaps you can
> show me just where *exactly* I made assumptions and generalizations? I
> think I was pretty specific, but please point out where I wasn't.
>
I'ld say the same about anyone on the lawsuit road to retirement.
> While you're working on that, let me point out where you're full of shit:
>
Oh no, Bob thinks I'm full of shit. I've said it before, when the likes
of you think like me, it's time to kill myself. OK maybe that's a bit
much, I'll just cut off my dick and become a sensitive 90's guy.
>
> OK, make some allowances for my tiny brain and show me where that could be
> ! I thought you said generalizations were for people with tiny brains.
>
> >...about the state of the world we live in.
>
> So fucking what? I've worked with swinging dicks that wanted to be
> firefighters, but when it comes time to pull the 36 hour shift, or climb
> the big fucking hill with the chainsaw, or hump two piss pumps (@ 45 lbs
> each), they're suddenly a "professional." If you tell us you've never had
> any guys that pussed out on the job, I'd say you haven't hired very many
> guys. Why don't you mention them
Airforce Academy
> >I'm the true non-discriminator here...
>
> Hah, it always amuses me when *-ist bastards say this. I appreciate the
> laugh, but it made me blow Perrier out my nose.
BwwaaaaHaaaaahaaaahaaaaaa
It's like hearing miners
> say "we're the true environmentalists..."
>
> >because I would chose the best person for the job, with *NO* headstarts for
> >chicks, blacks, gays whatever.
>
> Uh huh. I'm just curious about how often you ever choose chicks, blacks,
> gays, whatever. If you just choose straight white guys, then you're full of
> shit about being a "true non-descriminator." Not that there's anything
> wrong with that...
>
> Bob
>
> Vail - for the discriminating
If a straight white guy wanted a job, but had a lisp and limp wrists and
pranced aroundlike some sort of bitch to the point of annoying the shit
out of me, I wouldn't hire him!
bob
Bannister Throckmorton
Adrenochrome wrote:
>Scott Abraham <scot...@seanet.com> wanted the grrrls to play nice:
>
>> Wrong.
>> Wimmin are ok until you shtupp them, then they become entirely evil.
>
women they would become very loyal and kind after a good
shtupping. It was hard to get them to stop following me around.
>And what exactly is wrong with an evil woman?
Probably had the Pride 'o Vail jammed in the wrong hole, I would
guess.
-Ba-a-anister
Vail-They walk funny too.
Bannister Throckmorton
Bob and bob confused my ass.
>
>> >because I would chose the best person for the job, with *NO* headstarts
for
>> >chicks, blacks, gays whatever.
I'm in favor of head starts for gays. You should always start people off
with a job they do well...
>>
>> Uh huh. I'm just curious about how often you ever choose chicks, blacks,
>> gays, whatever. If you just choose straight white guys, then you're full
of
>> shit about being a "true non-descriminator." Not that there's anything
>> wrong with that...
>>
Lots of my friends are "true non-descriminators" I try to accept
their alternative lifestyle, but frankly it makes me uncomfortable
to be around them...Damn, No wait...Lots of my friends are full
of shit, but frankly it bothers me than they never go potty....Damn!
no that can't be right either. Lots of my friends write unclear
sentences, but frankly it bothers me that they misunderstand
my misunderstanding their misunderstood sentences.
>> Bob
>>
>> Vail - for the discriminating
>
>If a straight white guy wanted a job, but had a lisp and limp wrists and
>pranced aroundlike some sort of bitch to the point of annoying the shit
>out of me, I wouldn't hire him!
>
I see, you're one of the full-of-shit people that doesn't like to shit. I
can respect that, but only if you don't go making jokes about my
shitting lifestyle. I'm very sensitive about taking shit for taking a
shit, so don't give me any shit about shitting or I'll get post traumatic
stress disorder and sue your ass to cover the cost of a shrink to
help me get my shit together.
-Bannister
Vail-and none of them toilet paper jokes neither!
Bengy
Hugh Grierson wrote:
>
> In article <357B79...@seanet.com>, scot...@seanet.com wrote:
> >When do we start holding individuals responsible for their mistakes, and
> >stop looking to get paid because life is full of pain?
>
> We've started. The question is whose mistake was it, the poorly trained
> patrollers, or the people who were supposed to train them? I don't know
> the answer to that in this case. That's what civil court is for.
I would agree with this, just curious what sort of system they have for
lighting fuses or what type of fuse all together?
A visual fuse is obvious to it's state oh health. The best ones are
childs play to use. Stick the igniter over the fuse, pull the cap & hey
presto one lit fuse.
> I really don't have a problem with this one. We're not talking about the
> apocraphyl touron who hits a tree and sues the resort.
The psychological damage thing is a wee bit suspect. Let's face it they
are working with explosives & its inherant risk. Mind you, in the
states
everyone takes everyone else to court these days.
I would like to hear how the whole thing ends up.
Bengy
pigo
Bannister Throckmorton wrote:
>snip
> can respect that, but only if you don't go making jokes about my
> shitting lifestyle. I'm very sensitive about taking shit for taking a
> shit, so don't give me any shit about shitting or I'll get post traumatic
> stress disorder and sue your ass to cover the cost of a shrink to
> help me get my shit together.
>
> -Bannister
>
> Vail-and none of them toilet paper jokes neither!
I was thinking of suing Bob, "he" was mean to me. WhaaaaaWhaaaaaaaa
bob
david mann
SkiGrrl
Uh boy. Ba -a -a -anister, methinks thou hast got thine head stuck in the
wrongggg fence.....
SkiGrrl
Vail: Shearly you jest...
<and don't call me shearly.>
Bannister Throckmorton wrote in message <6ll2t4$6ki$1...@news2.ispnews.com>...
Glen Baker
Bengy <Ferg...@weka.lincoln.ac.nz> held forth:
> I would agree with this, just curious what sort of system they have for
> lighting fuses or what type of fuse all together?
Usually a pull igniter on safety fuse.
> A visual fuse is obvious to it's state oh health. The best ones are
> childs play to use. Stick the igniter over the fuse, pull the cap & hey
> presto one lit fuse.
Not so. It is most decidedly NOT always obvious that the fuse is lit. In
addition the quality control on fuse is not always the best. It's possible
to get a fuse that "runs", i.e. what you thought was a 90 second fuse
turns out to be a 5 second fuse...not fun.
Most areas have established procedures for dealing with questionable
ignition (e.g. "immediately clip 2" from the ring, re-ignite, throw, only
one attempt allowed") but I believe the actual procedures may vary from
area to area or state to state. In addition some areas have far far more
experience with explosives than others (due to the volume of explosives
used).
This particular case is a sad one, but as is often the case it's actually
better to keep idle speculation out of the conversation. Those of you who
don't actually play with dynamite and who don't know the people involved
are not particularly well equipped to speak knowlegeably on this particular
incident.
..glen
Scott Abraham
Bannister Throckmorton wrote:
> >> Wimmin are ok until you shtupp them, then they become entirely evil.
> >
> You're doing something wrong then scooter. back when I shtupped
> women they would become very loyal and kind after a good
> shtupping. It was hard to get them to stop following me around.
I know the feeling.
Your wife follows me everywhere.
> Probably had the Pride 'o Vail jammed in the wrong hole, I would
> guess.
Right hole, wrong brain.
Would still be shtupping if I didn't want her permanently in my corral.
Activated the Evil Switch.
Two Buddha
Vail: What hole?
Scott Abraham
david mann saw smoke and thought there was a fire:
> : Scott is for fighting, Two Buddha is for fun.
>
> Sigh.
Geez, Dave, I'm in a pissing match with one of my favorite pinnas.
Relax.
Scott Two Buddha
Vail: This is my rifle, this is my gun.
Glen Baker
I muttered:
> This particular case is a sad one, but as is often the case it's actually
> better to keep idle speculation out of the conversation. Those of you who
> don't actually play with dynamite and who don't know the people involved
> are not particularly well equipped to speak knowlegeably on this particular
> incident.
Aside from the rather abysmal construction of that comment, I realize that
I've failed miserably to say what I meant. I did not mean to imply that
people should not speculate on the merits (or lack thereof) of the suit,
suing in general, the cost of lift tickets, whether Scott is deserving of
our combined sympathy, the merits of Nixon as a president, or whether the
water swirls clockwise in southern hemisphere toilets.
I *meant* to say that comments about the level of training necessary for
explosives use are probably best left to those who actually know something
about the subject.
..glen
Scott Abraham
Glen Baker wrote:
> Aside from the rather abysmal construction of that comment, I realize that
> I've failed miserably to say what I meant. I did not mean to imply that
> people should not speculate on the merits (or lack thereof) of the suit,
> suing in general, the cost of lift tickets, whether Scott is deserving of
> our combined sympathy, the merits of Nixon as a president, or whether the
> water swirls clockwise in southern hemisphere toilets.
The suit sucks.
Suing sucks in general.
The cost of lift tickets sucks.
Scott is not getting sucked, and that sucks, and he deserves sympathy.
Nixon sucked big donkey dicks.
Southern hemisphere toilets suck water counterclockwise.
And fast fuses suck. Big time.
Two Buddha
Vail: Blows
Bannister Throckmorton
SkiGrrl wrote in message ...
>Uh boy. Ba -a -a -anister, methinks thou hast got thine head stuck in the
>wrongggg fence.....
>
>SkiGrrl
>
>Vail: Shearly you jest...
>
> <and don't call me shearly.>
>
If thou invokest Marx brothers humor upon a purloined sheep joke, I shall
mount a holy crusade to New York and smite thee about the head with
a well seasoned trout! Lo! Percheron, my trusty float tube, is champing
for a swim in the East river.
-Ba-a-a-anister
Vail-Skiers of the world unite! Together we can corner that flock!
Anthea
Scott Abraham <scot...@seanet.com> wrote
> Stumpy tried to keep the lie alive:
> > (transl. "no one will root me at the moment so they are all mongrels")
>
> Trans.: Only mongrels will root me at the moment, so all women are evil
You mongrelist!!!
> Why do you think I ski so fast?
> I carry my own jets.
You are like one of those hovercraft thingies that ride on a cushion of
air.
> Once they laid eyes on you, everybody started farting. With Tigger,
> Bob, you and me on the lift, it sounded like the Oooootah Symphony
> playing a tuba concerto.
nonsense. Pigo and Tigger were gentlemen (comparatively speaking) and would
never do such a thing.
Tigger snores up a storm (so I heard...ad nauseum) though.
> so everytime I snuck
> into the woods to pee, she tagged along, begging to be allowed to handle
> the Hose of Vail.
Ha. almost got a picture of you doing that on the side of a run at the
Canyons, but alas I only had the auto camera and the zoom lense is not
powerful enough to capture the Pipette of Vail.
ant
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Anthea
-- david mann <dam...@lynx02.dac.neu.edu> wrote
> Scott Abraham (scot...@seanet.com) wrote:
> : Scott is for fighting, Two Buddha is for fun.
>
> Sigh.
Oi! Don't you start.
This is on-topic...well OK, it was.
sort-of.
ant
Mad Monk
Glen Baker wrote:
> Not so. It is most decidedly NOT always obvious that the fuse is lit. In
> addition the quality control on fuse is not always the best. It's possible
> to get a fuse that "runs", i.e. what you thought was a 90 second fuse
> turns out to be a 5 second fuse...not fun.
>
> Most areas have established procedures for dealing with questionable
> ignition (e.g. "immediately clip 2" from the ring, re-ignite, throw, only
> one attempt allowed") but I believe the actual procedures may vary from
> area to area or state to state. In addition some areas have far far more
> experience with explosives than others (due to the volume of explosives
> used).
Call me ignorant, but what happens to all those unexploded bombs? I can
imagine that it would be really dangerous at the end of the season as
the snow starts to melt and all these bombs are uncovered.
Also doesn't the risk increase if another charge later on happens to
detonate the first one? (such as a larger explosion than planned, or a
bigger avalanche?)
Cheers
Julian
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Bannister Throckmorton looking for a trip to the Castle Anthrax wrote ...
>If thou invokest Marx brothers humor upon a purloined sheep joke, I shall
>mount a holy crusade to New York and smite thee about the head with
>a well seasoned trout! Lo! Percheron, my trusty float tube, is champing
>for a swim in the East river.
And who pray tell would be thine personal man servant accompanying you Sir
Ba - a - a nister Throckmorton with the coconuts?
Vail - any volunteers
david mann
: david mann wrote:
: > Sigh.
Scott Abraham (scot...@seanet.com) wrote:
: Relax.
Anthea (an...@geocities.com) wrote:
: Oi! Don't you start.
Wow, 2 hits on only one word. You 2 are a matched
pair. Easy too.
Cheers,
Dave
knot...@traverse.com
In article <6lnkvk$8rt$1...@news4.ispnews.com>,
"Bannister Throckmorton" <er...@jutecity.com> wrote:
>
> SkiGrrl wrote in message ...
> >Uh boy. Ba -a -a -anister, methinks thou hast got thine head stuck in the
> >wrongggg fence.....
> >
> Oh I'm very careful around fences, he said sheepishly.
>
> >SkiGrrl
> >
> >Vail: Shearly you jest...
> >
> > <and don't call me shearly.>
> >
> mount a holy crusade to New York and smite thee about the head with
> a well seasoned trout! Lo! Percheron, my trusty float tube, is champing
> for a swim in the East river.
>
>
> Vail-Skiers of the world unite! Together we can corner that flock!
>
>
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BOZEMAN (AP) - A former Big Sky ski patroller who saw her co-worker die in an
accidental explosion has sued the resort for $1.25 million.
Shana Behr was working with Erika Pankow when Pankow was killed by an avalanche
control explosive on Christmas Day 1996.
Behr is suing Boyne USA, Big Sky's parent company for $250,000 to pay for the
psychological treatments that resulted from her mental trauma and $1 million in
punitive damages.
"Immediately following the explosion, (Behr) was covered in blood and flesh.
She could not tell whether it was hers or Erika Pankow's," according to the
suit. The suit says Behr searched for Pankow and finally found her body lying
in the snow in blood approximately 100 yards away.
The psychological damage from witnessing Pankow's death is ongoing, and Behr is
still receiving treatment, the suit states.
The suit alleges that Pankow's death and Behr's subsequent mental trauma was a
result of Big Sky inadequately training the two women.
Pankow was killed on top of 11,166 foot Lone Peak, where the two had been sent
to clear snow that accumulated at the top of the tram, and to detonate
explosives to remove a cornice of snow that posed avalanche danger.
The Madison County Sheriff said Pankow apparently had triggered the fuse on a
two-pound explosive without realizing it. As she was attempting to relight it,
the explosive detonated, killing her and sending Behr spawling in the snow.
Both women had taken the resort's one-day explosives training class. -END-A "one-day" training class? Two rookies by themselves? Interesting.
Montana Stu
SEEMS LIKE BIG SKY HAS "BIG BLOOD ON THEIR HAND'S" HUMMMM???!!!!
Better training is what almost every big company's handycap , beleive me I know ...
-- Yves Gauthier, Montreal (Quebec)
Let Mikey Ski It!
On Wed, Jun 10, 1998 6:49 PM, Mad Monk <mailto:mad...@ozemail.com.au>
wrote:
>Call me ignorant, but what happens to all those unexploded bombs? I can
>imagine that it would be really dangerous at the end of the season as
>the snow starts to melt and all these bombs are uncovered.
>
>Also doesn't the risk increase if another charge later on happens to
>detonate the first one? (such as a larger explosion than planned, or a
>bigger avalanche?)
At Breck (and I would assume elsewhere), after throwing a hand charge that
does go not off, the mountain is kept closed and a certain amount of time
is allowed to pass after the charge should have gone off (30 minutes?). The
public (that's me) freezes at the T-Bar while the wind blows and this time
passes. Then, it is retrieved (I imagine a good game of rock-paper-scissors
to determine which of the pair gets to go get it). It is placed with
another charge and blown up. Then we get powder turns.
I don't know what happens when a avalauncher charge does not go off
in-bounds.
Mike...
Vail: Applies to fishing, too.
---------------------------------------------------------
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Bishop, Breckenridge Ward, Summit County Stake, Church of Vail
Visit me at http://www.seqnet.net/~msaemisch
Carpe powder-diem.
---------------------------------------------------------
Glen Baker
Mad Monk <mad...@ozemail.com.au> held forth:
> Call me ignorant, but what happens to all those unexploded bombs?
We go find them.
> I can imagine that it would be really dangerous at the end of the season as
> the snow starts to melt and all these bombs are uncovered.
That would be bad.
> Also doesn't the risk increase if another charge later on happens to
> detonate the first one?
Actually that's another option. If you throw a bomb, it doesn't go off, and
you're accurate enough to get another charge on top of the dud then you
can make a nice big bang that solves the problem rather cleanly.
..glen
Scott Abraham
david mann was offensive and rude referring to Stumpy and the Prophet:
> Wow, 2 hits on only one word. You 2 are a matched
> pair. Easy too.
WAR!
How dare you suggest such a horrible thing, you scumbag!
LIES! SLANDER!
Where's my frigging lawyer when I need him.
There mere thought of picking a big piece of Stumpy off me has caused
irreversible psychological damage.
Two Buddha
Vail: Matched with the Beav
Christopher Dye
Scott Abraham wrote:
: The suit sucks.
Yeah.
: Suing sucks in general.
Well, I hate to do it, but I might have to sue my ex-psycho if she keeps
pulling me into small claims court month after month after month for the
same damned thing, even after it's been resolved. Abuse of Process.
: The cost of lift tickets sucks.
Yeah. Definitely agreed.
: Scott is not getting sucked, and that sucks, and he deserves sympathy.
You're on your own there. :-)
: Nixon sucked big donkey dicks.
Aw, Nixon was cool.
: Southern hemisphere toilets suck water counterclockwise.
Dunno, never been there :-)
: And fast fuses suck. Big time.
I've always used a 'clacker' (instant gratification) or, well, hand
grenades, but those don't count since you get rid of those as soon
as you arm them, well, except when you cook them off to toss them in
a bunker, and then you just have to trust the Olin arms company or
whoever makes those things...
Seeya!
Chris
Vail: "Light fuse and get away," = maximum suckage.
--
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www.blarg.net/~cbdye
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SkiGrrl
Rich Hatton wrote in message
<6lnq1c$a8m$1...@reader1.reader.news.ozemail.net>...
>
>Bannister Throckmorton looking for a trip to the Castle Anthrax wrote ...
>
>>If thou invokest Marx brothers humor upon a purloined sheep joke, I shall
>>mount a holy crusade to New York and smite thee about the head with
>>a well seasoned trout! Lo! Percheron, my trusty float tube, is champing
>>for a swim in the East river.
>
>
>And who pray tell would be thine personal man servant accompanying you Sir
>Ba - a - a nister Throckmorton with the coconuts?
>
PATSY!
SkiGrrl
Vail: Green - no, Blue. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
SkiGrrl
>> -Ba-a-a-anister spake thusly:
>> If thou invokest Marx brothers humor upon a purloined sheep joke, I shall
>> mount a holy crusade to New York and smite thee about the head with
>> a well seasoned trout! Lo! Percheron, my trusty float tube, is champing
>> for a swim in the East river.
>>
Forsooth, those who doth reside on the westerly shores care not a fig for
the River of the East, lest it hath meaning to the unholy Mike of the East.
For Trout not being the fish of the day, carpe diem it must lend itself to
the mighty Lox of Nova, available for the worthy nobles <who do NOT reside
in barns> at the shrine of the holy Zabar.
UpperWestSide SkiGrrl
Vail:That'll loin ya!
For there are no goodies for the Barns Nobles.
George Merkert
good rap, man. sorta like gonzo journalism for the '90's. keep writing.
george
John Byrnes
klaus (kl...@xmission.xmission.com) wrote:
> Last night, I was in one of those gas station convenience store...
The best damn post I've seen on RSA in years. Nice one.
- Lord Slime, Vail: frozen nitrous.
Hugh Grierson
In article <357F297E...@ozemail.com.au>, Mad Monk <mad...@ozemail.com.au> wrote:
>Call me ignorant, but what happens to all those unexploded bombs?
There was a small roped-off area at Mt Hutt for a while last season, with a
little handwritten sign reading "warning, unexploded avalanche bomb". At
least nobody was ducking that particular rope.
-H
Hollywood Horvath
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Hollywood Horvath
>
>Rich Hatton wrote in message
><6lnq1c$a8m$1...@reader1.reader.news.ozemail.net>...
>>
Lo! Percheron, my trusty float tube, is champing
>>>for a swim in the East river.
>>
That reminds me. What ever happened to the West River?
Anthea
Bannister Throckmorton <er...@jutecity.com> wrote
>
> Vail-and none of them toilet paper jokes neither!
goddam, Urrk, how did you know what I was thinking?
bugger.
ant
Bannister Throckmorton
SkiGrrl spake unto the masses
>
>Forsooth, those who doth reside on the westerly shores care not a fig for
>the River of the East, lest it hath meaning to the unholy Mike of the East.
>For Trout not being the fish of the day, carpe diem it must lend itself to
>the mighty Lox of Nova, available for the worthy nobles <who do NOT reside
>in barns> at the shrine of the holy Zabar.
>
>UpperWestSide SkiGrrl
>
>Vail:That'll loin ya!
Thou art a saucy punster, and I shall punish thee, but first a charactuh
change.
Last night when I wuz at my goilfriend Trixie's House, some ignorant
buttfucker fokked up de fokking locks on my Nova. I tink dey wuz tryin to
steal it cause it's trick. Trixie cawlls it da Super Nova. And whaddafox-
upwiddatdere PBS show Nova. I keep tooning in and dere's not a single
gawd damn Nova. Not even a gawd damn Chevy. I'm gonna go down
dere and crush somebodies skull like a sawft melon.
-Bannister (Cawl me Vinnie) Throckmorton
Vail-a scant quarter mile from the nearest Barnes Ignoble, full to the
brim with enlightened buttfuckers.
Adrenochrome
Hollywood Horvath wrote:
> Lo! Percheron, my trusty float tube, is champing
>>>>for a swim in the East river.
>>>
>
>That reminds me. What ever happened to the West River?
The mafia filled it up with bodies in the twenties. I think it has been
redeveloped into condos and parking garages since then though.
Bengy
Glen Baker wrote in a fit of emails:
> Aside from the rather abysmal construction of that comment, I realize that
> I've failed miserably to say what I meant. I did not mean to imply that
> people should not speculate on the merits (or lack thereof) of the suit,
> suing in general, the cost of lift tickets, whether Scott is deserving of
> our combined sympathy, the merits of Nixon as a president, or whether the
> water swirls clockwise in southern hemisphere toilets.
don't worry, all those others out there that failed english like I did
now
what you were trying to say.
PS, I just flush, I've never looked. But if you really want I will do a
trial run when I get home
> I *meant* to say that comments about the level of training necessary for
> explosives use are probably best left to those who actually know something
> about the subject.
True point, you can't comment until you have seen what & how the course
covers
things.
When I was born, i my left hand I hald a rattle, the other a stick of
power-gel,
the wrong one went off & I'm still here today. Leave explosives to
miners,
construction workers, avo teams, farmers & lunitic left wing radicals
only please.
Bengy
Bengy
>
also hand charges are thrown on the end of a piece of long rope
(gets shorter as the season goes on so it needs replacing often or
lengthening)
so you know where they are.
> > Also doesn't the risk increase if another charge later on happens to
> > detonate the first one?
>
> Actually that's another option. If you throw a bomb, it doesn't go off, and
> you're accurate enough to get another charge on top of the dud then you
> can make a nice big bang that solves the problem rather cleanly.
works well, & then you know that there won't be an avolanche there that
day for sure.
As a bonus really scares the crap out of those in the lodge plus the
keas.
Bengy
Glen Baker
Bengy <ferg...@weka.lincoln.ac.nz> held forth:
> also hand charges are thrown on the end of a piece of long rope
> (gets shorter as the season goes on so it needs replacing often or
> lengthening) so you know where they are.
Actually we don't use that technique. The only time I've seen rope used
is when there is a need/desire to hang a charge off the edge of a cornice.
I've never seen a charge thrown with a rope unless somebody was hanging
on to the other end.
..glen
Hollywood Horvath
"Adrenochrome" <adreno...@earthling.dot.net> wrote:
>Hollywood Horvath wrote:
>>
>>That reminds me. What ever happened to the West River?
>
>The mafia filled it up with bodies in the twenties. I think it has been
>redeveloped into condos and parking garages since then though.
>
>
Oh! That's right! I've been there. It's not far from Central Park. I
think it's now called "Western Park."
SkiGrrl
Bannister Throckmorton wrote in message <6lq7eb$5o$1...@news4.ispnews.com>...
hmmm - character change is cheatin' !!!
The newsgroup fell into a rut,
of sheep there was nothing but!
You could go for a ride
or upon Bannister slide -
But you'd have to be nucking futs!
I win, I win.
SkiGrrl
Vail: smells like fish
John Red-Horse
In article <6lp4cd$pbv$1...@xmission.xmission.com>,
kl...@xmission.xmission.com, in a fit of depression regarding the state of
things in RSA, wrote:
>
> [deletia]
>
klaus, my guess is that the dosage is too high. You might want to
consider cutting back a bit.
cheers,
john (jonesing for a Wasatch Ale...)
Crash Johnson
klaus wrote and Tolstoi wept:
>
> Last night, I was in one of those gas station convenience store
> toilet paper, cat litter, and tampons, 24 hours a day. I grabbed a six
> of Wasatch Ale and headed for the counter. In front of me was this
> short, fat guy, that I had noticed when I walked in. He had been
> diligently and carefully dispensing some sort of soft drink into a
> refillable cup as big as his head, with the concentration of a
> neurosurgeon removing a tumor from a six year old child prodigy. Now,
> he stood before me in line, waiting to pay for his bulk load of sugar
> and water, his pants sagging, and buttcrack peeking up over the back
> of his pants and BVDs.
<sorry, if you want the rest, check out dejanews.com
<....trim>
> And that's when I realized:
>
> THE BEST THING ABOUT BEING THAT STUPID IS NOT HAVING SENSE ENOUGH TO
> BE EMBARRASSED.
> I paid for my beer, got in my car, popped in a Smashing Pumpkins CD,
> pulled into traffic, and thought about this thread on the way home.
> -klaus
> Vail-life is like a box of chocolates.. white chocolates.
Damned, you are good little man! When does filming start?
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Vail - when is the film festival?
Bannister Throckmorton
SkiGrrl incited the Wrath of Throckmorton
>
>hmmm - character change is cheatin' !!!
>
>The newsgroup fell into a rut,
>of sheep there was nothing but!
>You could go for a ride
>or upon Bannister slide -
>But you'd have to be nucking futs!
>
>I win, I win.
>
>SkiGrrl
>
>Vail: smells like fish
>
>
Are there no literary standards left in New York?
TAKE THIS!
<fade into a snappy 2/4 disco beat with horn section
and five buffed studs in butch outfits dancing up front>
Ski Grrrl! There's no need to feel sad,
I said Ski Grrrl, get yourself out of your pad
I said Ski Grrrl, coz you're rhyming is bad,
There's no need to be unhappy.
Ski Grrrl, There's a place you can ski
I said Ski Grrl, even Pinners agree
You can ski there, and I'm sure you will know
many ways to ski a back bowl
Its fun to ski at the V-A-I-L
Its fun to ski at the V-A-I-L
They have everything for a Ski Grrrl to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
Its fun to ski at the V-A-I-L
Its fun to ski at the V-A-I-L
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good feel,
You can do whoever you feel ...
<Here's the part where Buttdawg shakes his booty
while wearing that skimpy little indian outfit.>
Ski Grrrl, I was once in your boots
Ski Grrrl, they were small for my foots
I thought Vermont was a pretty good scene
I thought the big hills were called Green
That's when someone who knew what was best
told me Ski Boy, take a ski trip out west
There's a place there, called V-A-I-L
It'll cure you of that east coast hell.
Its fun to ski at the V-A-I-L
Its fun to ski at the V-A-I-L
They have everything for a Ski Grrrl to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
Its fun to ski at the V-A-I-L
Its fun to ski at the V-A-I-L
You can get yourself clean, you can cop a quick feel,
You can do whatever you feel
Ba-a-a-anister
Vail-Awful isn't it?
knot...@traverse.com
In article <6lt8i3$m0g$1...@news2.ispnews.com>,
Unfortunately, your self-assessment is correct. And she's right: There's
merit in brevity.
SkiGrrl
<<song snipped in the crescendo..>
Well, Ba-a-a-a-annie, I could have done a whole 'nother rhyme, but that
would have been too tacky, even for this bunch.
besides, you started it.
- I _do_ like your song, though. Especially the part with ButtDawg
shakin' his ButtDawg in the little Indian outfit.. but he wouldn't need the
headdress. just stick the feathers right in his fluffy blond mop.
<< the one at the higher elevation, anyway.>>
SkiGrrl - singing and dancing
Vail: Let's have a PSIA Chorus Line-up! feathers & sequins required.
Bannister Throckmorton
SkiGrrl wrote in message ...
><<song snipped in the crescendo..>
>
>Well, Ba-a-a-a-annie, I could have done a whole 'nother rhyme, but that
>would have been too tacky, even for this bunch.
>
>besides, you started it.
>
> - I _do_ like your song, though. Especially the part with ButtDawg
>shakin' his ButtDawg in the little Indian outfit.. but he wouldn't need
the
>headdress. just stick the feathers right in his fluffy blond mop.
><< the one at the higher elevation, anyway.>>
I was hoping to cast Bob Lee as the cowboy, Anthea as the
soldier/sailor, and klaus as the leather biker dude. I'm not
sure who should be the Policeman. I was thinking Tigger,
but his "Incredible Manliness" might be too much for the
others (with the possible exception of Anthea.)
any ideas?
-Ba-a-a-anister
Vail-Could make for an interesting revival...
Bannister Throckmorton
knot...@traverse.com wrote
> "Bannister Throckmorton" <er...@jutecity.com> wrote:
>>
<horrible song snipped>
>>
>> Vail-Awful isn't it?
>>
>>
>
>Unfortunately, your self-assessment is correct. And she's right: There's
>merit in brevity.
>
You're just mad because I didn't cast you as the Indian.
-Bannister
Vail-How do you look in feathers and a loincloth?
SkiGrrl
Bannister Throckmorton wrote in:
>I was hoping to cast Bob Lee as the cowboy, Anthea as the
>soldier/sailor, and klaus as the leather biker dude. I'm not
>sure who should be the Policeman. I was thinking Tigger,
>but his "Incredible Manliness" might be too much for the
>others (with the possible exception of Anthea.)
>
>any ideas?
>
How about pigo as the cop????
Name works, anyhow.
How tall is Bob Lee?????? we'd have to put him in the middle or something..
or use him and pigo as bookends -
good idea to keep those two separated. :-)
Tigger can conduct... baton equipped.
SkiGrrrrrrrrrrrrllllll
Vail: Where's Georgio Moroder when we need him?
Bannister Throckmorton
>> >
>> >Unfortunately, your self-assessment is correct. And she's right:
There's
>> >merit in brevity.
>> >
>> You're just mad because I didn't cast you as the Indian.
>>
>> -Bannister
>>
>> Vail-How do you look in feathers and a loincloth?
>
>
You'll pardon me if I dont visualize that?
-Bannister
Vail-and some people think lycra is unflattering.
Bannister Throckmorton
SkiGrrl wrote in message ...
>
>Bannister Throckmorton wrote in:
>
>>I was hoping to cast Bob Lee as the cowboy, Anthea as the
>>soldier/sailor, and klaus as the leather biker dude. I'm not
>>sure who should be the Policeman. I was thinking Tigger,
>>but his "Incredible Manliness" might be too much for the
>>others (with the possible exception of Anthea.)
>>
>>any ideas?
>>
>How about pigo as the cop????
>
>Name works, anyhow.
It's a good name for the role, but is he buffed?
>
>How tall is Bob Lee?????? we'd have to put him in the middle or something..
>or use him and pigo as bookends -
>
Bob's not that tall, taller than Ant and klaus, but he's a dead ringer for
the
cowboy from the Village People. And I forgot the construction worker guy.
How well does Adrenochrome sing and dance?
>good idea to keep those two separated. :-)
>
Oh I think Bob'll be wanting to get me when he reads this.
>Tigger can conduct... baton equipped.
>
But his baton... is it... you know... manly? <nudge, nudge
wink, wink>
-Bannister
Vail-Perhaps a revival at studio 54 is in order...
Crash Johnson
Hey Bannie you're so fine, you really are you blow my mind, hey Bannie.
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Banie wrote and having writ, moved on:
<trim>
> TAKE THIS!
>
> <fade into a snappy 2/4 disco beat with horn section
> and five buffed studs in butch outfits dancing up front>
>
> Ski Grrrl! There's no need to feel sad,
> I said Ski Grrrl, get yourself out of your pad
> I said Ski Grrrl, coz you're rhyming is bad,
> There's no need to be unhappy.
<trim>
knot...@traverse.com
In article <6luam8$1lc$1...@news2.ispnews.com>,
> >>
> <horrible song snipped>
> >>
> >> Vail-Awful isn't it?
> >>
> >>
> >
> >merit in brevity.
> >
> You're just mad because I didn't cast you as the Indian.
>
> -Bannister
>
> Vail-How do you look in feathers and a loincloth?
I'd look like a white-haired egg with legs covered by a flap.
Anthea
klaus wrote:
> got in my car, popped in a Smashing Pumpkins CD,
Some bastard flogged your Spice Girls album eh?
Rough.
ant
cha...@my-dejanews.com
In article <6lt8i3$m0g$1...@news2.ispnews.com>,
"Bannister Throckmorton" <er...@jutecity.com> wrote:
>
> SkiGrrl incited the Wrath of Throckmorton
> >
> >hmmm - character change is cheatin' !!!
> >
> >The newsgroup fell into a rut,
> >of sheep there was nothing but!
> >You could go for a ride
> >or upon Bannister slide -
> >But you'd have to be nucking futs!
> >
> >I win, I win.
> >
Don't you think you should make a tape of it, if you do i'd like a copy of it,
especially for taking on ski-hols.
Regards,
Lawrence Chard
Blackpool
England
P.S. We don't get much snow here.
> >SkiGrrl
> >
> >Vail: smells like fish
> >
> >
> You would declare a win after rhyming "but" with "futs"?
> Are there no literary standards left in New York?
>
>
> <fade into a snappy 2/4 disco beat with horn section
> and five buffed studs in butch outfits dancing up front>
>
> Ski Grrrl! There's no need to feel sad,
> I said Ski Grrrl, get yourself out of your pad
> I said Ski Grrrl, coz you're rhyming is bad,
> There's no need to be unhappy.
>
>
> Vail-Awful isn't it?
>
>
pigo
Bannister Throckmorton wrote:
>
> SkiGrrl wrote in message ...
> >
> >Bannister Throckmorton wrote in:
> >
> >>I was hoping to cast Bob Lee as the cowboy, Anthea as the
> >>soldier/sailor, and klaus as the leather biker dude. I'm not
> >>sure who should be the Policeman. I was thinking Tigger,
> >>but his "Incredible Manliness" might be too much for the
> >>others (with the possible exception of Anthea.)
> >>
> >>any ideas?
> >>
> >How about pigo as the cop????
> >
> >Name works, anyhow.
>
> It's a good name for the role, but is he buffed?
I try to get buffed at every opportunity!
I don't think I'll fit in your little group though. You must remember,
I'm AKA PBR.
bob
Adrenochrome
klaus wrote:
>Vail-read the whole thing and didn't get it, did you?
--
Vail-We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Adrenochrome
(Lobster Grrrl here. Adrenochrome is in the shower so I've commandeered his
computer.)
Casting director Bannister Throckmorton wanted to know:
>Bob's not that tall, taller than Ant and klaus, but he's a dead ringer for
>the
>cowboy from the Village People. And I forgot the construction worker guy.
>How well does Adrenochrome sing and dance?
Ummm... Have you seen "The Full Monty"?
Lobster Grrrl
Anthea
klaus <kl...@xmission.xmission.com> wrote
> Scary Spice <an...@geocities.com> wrote:
Now how did you know she's my favourite, you clever fellow you?
> Album? Don't worry. CDs have made it to Texas. I'm sure they'll
> eventually get down to your redneck of the woods.
They have. And they make really good rear-view mirror decorations. They
make very pretty rainbow-reflection effects in the car (I mean automobile).
DAT, oth, is proving quite popular.
> Just like Smashing
> Pumpkins.
Lot of little kids here like them. They seem like a nice clean-cut group.
> Vail-read the whole thing and didn't get it, did you?
Now, you know I'm incredibly stupid...darn, he's exposed me again.
ant
--
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Skitrips:
Canada: http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/1298/
Utah: http://www.fortunecity.com/olympia/cobb/188/
Anthea
> (Lobster Grrrl here. Adrenochrome is in the shower so I've commandeered
his
> computer.)
OK, Nads, you are hearby directed to acquire One (1) camera, and One (1)
flatbed scanner, for the use of.
> >How well does Adrenochrome sing and dance?
> Ummm... Have you seen "The Full Monty"?
You crool thing.
Adrenochrome
Anthea begged for evidence when she typed:
>> (Lobster Grrrl here. Adrenochrome is in the shower so I've commandeered
>his>> computer.)
>
Yes, he's taking yet *another* shower...
>OK, Nads, you are hearby directed to acquire One (1) camera, and One (1)
>flatbed scanner, for the use of.
>
Evidence forthcoming....don't know how the picture will turn out though, I
took it through a glass shower door.
>> >How well does Adrenochrome sing and dance?
>
>> Ummm... Have you seen "The Full Monty"?
>
>You crool thing.
>
>ant
>
Nah, cruel would be when I strap him to the roof of my car so I can bring
him home to meet daddy.
Lobster Grrrl
Rich Hatton
Adrenochrome pretending to be Lobster Grrl wrote ... >
>
>Ummm... Have you seen "The Full Monty"?
>
*GOD* is the really that_bad?
Vail - full everything
an...@geocities.com
"Bannister Throckmorton" <er...@jutecity.com> wrote:
> I was hoping to cast Bob Lee as the cowboy, Anthea as the
> soldier/sailor,
Oh no!!! Not him. He's a poof. (err, aactually, um...never mind).
And wasn't he black?
And won't Bob get a sunburnt bum in that outfit?
> and klaus as the leather biker dude.
Dunno if you can buy leather stuff in XXS.
> Vail-Could make for an interesting revival...
We don't have revivals cos TB reckons he invented them so only he can call
them. More people turn up if they're not revivals, anyway.
And I refuse to be seen in public wearing white bell-bottoms. bloody hell
there are LIMITS!
ant
an...@geocities.com
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SkiGrrl
Bob Lee wrote in message ...
>Bannister Throckmorton and Skigrrrl whipped themselves into an amyl-fueled
>disco frenzy:
><<sniperoo>>
> *Yosemite* Sam.
>
>
Well, two out of three....
Vail: REALLY the West Village
Bannister Throckmorton
Bob Lee got ready to do the bump:
>Bannister Throckmorton and Skigrrrl whipped themselves into an amyl-fueled
>disco frenzy:
>
something..
>> >or use him and pigo as bookends -
>
>something a little more user-friendly?
Well, actually... after consulting my vintage vinyl collection,
it looks like you'll be sandwiched between klaus
(Leatherman) and Buttdawg (Indian). Sounds cozy,
don't it?
In addition we've got Pigo as the construction guy,
Ant as the soldier/sailor (unless she grows a mustache)
and Adrenochrome as the lead singer. Tigger will be
your manager and therefore responsible for teaching
you all to lip synch and pump your hips to the beat
(dancing would be a bit much to ask.)
<snip tale of desperate east coast women)
>basking in this when my brother, standing behind me, snorted into his drink
>and turning away for a refill said, no, more like *Yosemite* Sam.
>
That explains a lot, actually. When we skied Yyyy, he kept referring
to the lifties as "Vaarrrrmit!" and told them to "Come out, orrr I'll blast
you out!" whenever they were sitting in their huts. Thank god we didn't
see any rabbits.
-Baaanister
Vail-Thank god for brothers, eh?
pigo
Bannister Throckmorton wrote:
> (snip)
> In addition we've got Pigo as the construction guy,
Don't I have a say in this?
pigo
SkiGrrl
Nope. You're construction guy.... blond, mustache, tool belt....big
hammer...
SkiGrrl
pigo wrote in message <6mb674$2...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>...
pigo
SkiGrrl wrote:
>
> Nope. You're construction guy.... blond, mustache, tool belt....big
> hammer...
>
> SkiGrrl
>
Yeahbutttt........I'm still not sure I'm right for the part. As a
precaution, while living in parkshitty, I had "EXIT ONLY" tatooed on my
butt, just in case I was to pass out during a main st. shuffle!
pigo
Anthea
> SkiGrrl <saa...@email.msn.com> wrote:
> Nope. You're construction guy.... blond, mustache, tool belt....big
> hammer...
He does not have a big hammer. He has forgotten what to do with a hammer.
Bloody cheat uses a nail gun.
ant
pigo
I have guns and hammers! FYI
pigo
Tigger
Bannister Throckmorton wrote ...
>In addition we've got Pigo as the construction guy,
>Ant as the soldier/sailor (unless she grows a mustache)
>and Adrenochrome as the lead singer. Tigger will be
>your manager and therefore responsible for teaching
>you all to lip synch and pump your hips to the beat
>(dancing would be a bit much to ask.)
As manager, Tigger will also get 15% of all proceeds from
the record deals and comedy albums
Tigger - I think the drenching of PA may continue forever