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James Arthur Strohm Thinks He Is John Wayne.

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twobuddha

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Apr 20, 2013, 6:31:44 PM4/20/13
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Munchkin Zero tried to rationalize hiding his identity and using the fake name "Morrison":

>Scott also calls me to task for using a pseudonym. Shoot, even John Wayne used a pseudonym. Scott, are you going to tell John Wayne to do something crazy?

Holy shit. I finally remembered John Wayne's original name. Marion Morrison. And James Arthur Strohm thinks he is John Wayne. Compares himself to John Wayne. Uses John Wayne's name as a surrogate.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE IT!!!
This short, stumpy, fat little coward has a secret identity. He's the John Wayne of the Lollipop Guild!!!!!!
Granted, Wayne was a right wing nutjob, just like Strohm. Wayne frequently thought he was an actual hero instead of a fake cowboy. Just like Strohm. Wayne was a drunk. Just like Strohm.
But ya gotta give the Duke credit. He wasn't a pathetic weasel who made sick jokes taunting rape survivors, or a dickless munchkin talking shit while hiding.
Holy shit. The only John Wayne this pathetic wimp resembles is John Wayne Gacy.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

twobuddha

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Apr 22, 2013, 12:55:31 AM4/22/13
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Munchkin Marion? Where are you, James Arthur Strohm? I'm seriously looking forward to the hilarity that will ensure when you engage about your identification with The Duke hisself, John Wayne. Though how a tiny liddle dwarf like you resembles big bad John is beyond me. Which is why I'm gonna love this.
Did I ever tell ya I met him? Back in 74 or so. Over on the peninsula, he used to base his minesweeper yacht up here. Was drinking at a waterfront bar in Sequim on a bike trip, and he and his crowd walked in. Shook my hand, we figured I was taller than him by about a half inch.
Which makes me a helluva lot closer to being John Wayne than you ever will be, pardner. Even have a pic of me in a western shirt, dawn in Monument Valley. I call it my John Wayne moment.
Also have a roll of John Wayne toilet paper. It's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit from anybody, unless they are hiding behind their computers on the internet.
Hey, did I mention I watched The Searchers last month?
Come on, Munchkin Wayne. This is going to be more fun than reminding you of how you got humiliated running for Congress.
Nah. Nothing is ever going to top that.

twobuddha

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Apr 25, 2013, 6:52:47 PM4/25/13
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Muchkin Marion, you really are a sadistic liddle fuckhead. You give me such a juicy opportunity to fuck with you, and then you disappear, podner. You're probably as drunk as Mitchum was in El Dorado, but unlike Bob, you never had a pair. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

twobuddha

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May 8, 2013, 10:52:50 PM5/8/13
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Marion? Where are you, Munchkin Marion?
This is not fair, fuckhead. You pull your panties down and call yourself John Wayne, then run and hide?
BWHHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

twobuddha

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May 14, 2013, 2:46:46 PM5/14/13
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John Wayne is rolling over in his grave laughing at you, Munchkin McLintock. Still giggling. A fat, short, dickless coward, pathological liar, and humiliated wannabe congressman likening himself to the Duke. Who was also a drunken right wing asshole, of course.
I LOVE IT!!!!! Everyone laugh at Munchkin Jesus!!!

twobuddha

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May 17, 2013, 12:02:55 AM5/17/13
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And once again, James Arthur Strohm, aka the John Wayne of rsa, fails to discuss being humiliated. Avoids any give and take about a Munchkin likening himself to an American icon, even if the Duke was a right wing nut job drunken asshole fraud.
Hilarious.
Maybe his "campaign staff" could answer my questions? Perhaps his press secretary, or is that hamster confined to running on his wheel?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

twobuddha

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May 18, 2013, 2:02:08 PM5/18/13
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Hey, Munchkin Jesus? Rio Lobo is on the TV this morning. Big Bad John. The notion of you comparing yourself to him is so fucking hilarious I can't help but remind you of what a pathetic dickless fraud you are. Fat, short, cowardly, utterly without manhood. James Arthur Strohm, Congressional FAIL!!!!
Happy to discuss this with your campaign staff.

k2m...@gmail.com

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May 18, 2013, 3:28:07 PM5/18/13
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Hey twobuddha you are just barking at the moon and nobody is listening.

Nobody gives a shit.

Maybe you need to watch Big Jake and look at the dog in that movie, at least that dog was worth a bowl of purina.

You are not even worth a bowl of dick.


I can see why nobody has responded to this thread yet, especially that Strom guy you have been attacking for what looks like the last two centuries.



K2

twobuddha

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May 18, 2013, 4:02:13 PM5/18/13
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On Saturday, May 18, 2013 12:28:07 PM UTC-7, k2m...@gmail.com wrote:
> Hey twobuddha you are just barking at the moon and nobody is listening.

Uh, duh. You just did, idiot.
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Especially John Wayne. How humiliating for your buddy.
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Maybe you need to laugh at James Arthur Strohm. Hilarious, isn't it?
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I'm sure you have had a few bowls.
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In the insane mind of a guy who eats bowls of dick, exposing a fraud is "attacking", but accusing me of molesting children is good clean fun, right?
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And another pussy talks shit while hiding his anonymity. This pussy seems to think he can build himself up by calling himself a mountain or a pair of skis.
Even stupider than Munchkin Wayne.

k2m...@gmail.com

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May 18, 2013, 4:29:15 PM5/18/13
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twobuddha

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May 23, 2013, 1:26:11 PM5/23/13
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Hey, Munchkin McLintock?
In another thread, you deny you are trying to channel the spirit of John Wayne (even though you fucked yourself with your own posts), but do not give an explanation of why James Arthur Strohm was posting using the sockpuppet "morrison".
I can understand why you might want to hide your identity. After all, the Tea Party might get even crazier and ask you to run for dogcatcher. But even you seem to have given up on your gradiose delusions that you are somehow qualified to be a Congressman.
Very simple, really. You disappeared from rsa through all of those years, knowing that anyone who read your insane babbling here would come to the reasonable conclusion that you are a pathological liar, dickless coward, and complete asshole.
You're back, being a pathological liar, dickless coward, and complete asshole. Which means you know damn well that you are too fucking crazy for the Tea Party, which is some serious batshit crazy.
So tell me, Munchkin Morrison, WTF is the allusion? Lie your ass off some more. I amthoroughly amused.
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