Sex while scuba diving?
Todd
A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
possibly death.
Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
Todd
jdfrei
Todd wrote:
my girlfriend and i did the nasty off caymen a few years ago. i learned
several things:1) you need more weight - say about 20 lbs each.
2) there has to be a bottom - say no more than 60 fsw, preferably sand
3) neither one of us came - we were too worried about either sinking to
1000 fsw or shooting to the surface.
4) do it when other divers are not around.
5) penetration is a little tougher in salt water.
6) missionary style works best.
7) if your girl is a screamer - be prepared for a near-drowning.
--
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Ogden Environmental and Engineering Services
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Fishbre396
In article <33FB2F...@anet-dfw.com>, Charlie Scogin
<cwsc...@anet-dfw.com> writes:
>Todd wrote:
>>
>> A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
>> you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
>> possibly death.
>>
>> Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
>> that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
>>
>> Todd
>
>Oh this should be fun.
>
>Are we talking intercourse? man/woman? man/man? woman/woman?
>
>The man/woman should work ok. The man/man should be fine as well, but
>the woman/woman may have problems due to the fact that you must have a
>regulator to breathe. though there are some interesting possibilities on
>placing a small air supply inside the other woman...oh well.
>
>There are however rare tropical diseases that are transmitted by live
>corals. I read that intercourse was discouraged after the coral
>spawnings because of increased coral eggs and sperm in the water column.
>Risk of birth defects (babies with brain corals for heads) was
>increased.
>
>Sex with caution, it is the 90s, wear a wet suit. (or dive in cold water
>where such matters are less likely to be of concern).
>
>Charlie
>
>
Thanks for the giggle, Charlie!!!
IRBYJR
YOU MIGHT GO BLIND!
Matthew Endo
jdfrei wrote:
> my girlfriend and i did the nasty off caymen a few years ago. i learned
> several things:1) you need more weight - say about 20 lbs each.
> 2) there has to be a bottom - say no more than 60 fsw, preferably sand
> 3) neither one of us came - we were too worried about either sinking to
> 1000 fsw or shooting to the surface.
> 4) do it when other divers are not around.
> 5) penetration is a little tougher in salt water.
> 6) missionary style works best.
> 7) if your girl is a screamer - be prepared for a near-drowning.
Sounds like the beginning of a specialty course...
Matt
8664...@ehone.emea.ibm.com
In article <19970821032...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
on 21 Aug 1997 03:20:43 GMT,
irb...@aol.com (IRBYJR) writes:
>YOU MIGHT GO BLIND!
My mother always warned me of this, so I only did it till
I needed glasses :-)
Its my willie & Ill wash it as much as I like :-)
Andy Johnson (aka the Kilkenny Kid or the Cashells Cowboy)
8664...@ehone.EMEA.IBM.COM
Mark Kampe
Todd wrote:
>
> A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
> you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
> possibly death.
>
> Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
> that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
The only "really bad things" I can think of would be a result of
poor buoyancy control (lung over-expansion injuries, bumping
into coral, going too deep, ...).
Lubrication could prove to be an issue, but I assume that with
enough experimentation you could find a substance that had
the right characteristics in salt water. Millions of people
have solved this problem in swimming pools and hot-tubs, so
it is hard to imagine that it could not be solved in warm, clear
and beautiful tropical waters.
I assume that you are talking about warm-water? Some people find
tight neoprene to be a real turn-on, but when I contemplate two
people shedding their gear so they can pry themselves out of their
6.5mm one-piece wet suits to slake their thirsts in 60 degree
water ... a pair would have to be highly motivated :-)
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Trust me on this one fellows...even the SPARE AIR is a bit of a stretch.
(No pun intended.)
FCory
yea - but everything appears to be 25 - 33% larger underwater
and ... perception is reality
dvr...@nb.sympatico.ca
I have always wondered if an orgasm at 90fsw would cause a backup in
the system and cause a narcosis enhanced experience or just blow your
mind?
Grover Harrell
wayne . wrote:
> [Image]
CUTE !!!!!!!
Geh
Eddie Rhodes
wayne . wrote:
>
> Sixty degree water!!......Ever hear of shrinkage.
>
Scuuba me
Hey
In that cold of water you would both be presenting as female!!!
Mike
Enjoy the bubbles
Scuuba m...@aol.com
SJett101
>A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
>you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
>possibly death.
>
>Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
>that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
>A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
>you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
>possibly death.
>
>Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
>that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
Let me know if you find out........depending on how deep you dive, you
might need a
wetsuit with a fly.... or maybe you just need a skin, especially if you
dont know them
very well... :)
Fishbre396
In article <19970831144...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
sjet...@aol.com (SJett101) writes:
>>
>>Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
>>that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
>
>Let me know if you find out........depending on how deep you dive, you
>might need a
>wetsuit with a fly.... or maybe you just need a skin, especially if you
>dont know them
>very well... :)
hahahaha! ; )
dmooney
No thanks. Just ate.
Chris Watson
On Wed, 20 Aug 1997 10:32:33 -0700, Todd <uka...@athenet.net> wrote:
Don't suppose that there's an alt.binaries.sex.scuba?
Anyone fancy starting one!?!
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In article <19970831144...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
on 31 Aug 1997 14:42:52 GMT,
sjet...@aol.com (SJett101) writes:
>>A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
>>you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
>>possibly death.
>>
>>that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
>
>Let me know if you find out........depending on how deep you dive, you
>might need a
>wetsuit with a fly.... or maybe you just need a skin, especially if you
>dont know them
>very well... :)
knife as well; ya never know how big the boyfriend is :-)
Bruce R'. Miller
8664...@ehone.EMEA.IBM.COM wrote:
>
> In article <19970831144...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
> on 31 Aug 1997 14:42:52 GMT,
> sjet...@aol.com (SJett101) writes:
> >>Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
> >>that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
> >
> >Let me know if you find out........depending on how deep you dive, you
> >might need a
> >wetsuit with a fly.... or maybe you just need a skin, especially if you
> >dont know them
> >very well... :)
> Well if you don't know them that well you will probably want a dive
> knife as well; ya never know how big the boyfriend is :-)
My biggest problem with meeting women underwater is I never know
what to say. My words always seem to come out all wrong.
Invariably we lapse into embarassed silence and swim off in
different directions.
-bruce
Fishbre396
In article <34183422...@cisco.com>, "Bruce R'. Miller"
<b...@cisco.com> writes:
>My biggest problem with meeting women underwater is I never know
>what to say. My words always seem to come out all wrong.
>Invariably we lapse into embarassed silence and swim off in
>different directions.
>
>
Curious, when you meet these women underwater, don't you use a slate of
some sort to communicate with??? I would think this would be better than
being silent and swimming off in different directions ; )
Eddie Rhodes
Fishbre396 wrote:
>
> In article <34183422...@cisco.com>, "Bruce R'. Miller"
> <b...@cisco.com> writes:
>
> >My biggest problem with meeting women underwater is I never know
> >what to say. My words always seem to come out all wrong.
> >Invariably we lapse into embarassed silence and swim off in
> >different directions.
> >
:D
Todd
Give her the out of air signal, then grab her octo. She can't leave
then.
Todd
Scott Migaldi
> >A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
> >you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
> >possibly death.
> >
> >that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
>
> >you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
> >possibly death.
> >
> >that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
>
I heard that it can cause scales to grow on your palms ;-)
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I heard you might turn into a sperm whale !!
Fishbre396
>Give her the out of air signal, then grab her octo. She can't leave
>then.
>
>Todd
Too True! Thanks for the mental picture . . . I even laughed!!!
Eddie Rhodes
Scott Migaldi wrote:
>
> > >A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
> > >you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
> > >possibly death.
> > >
> > >Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
> > >that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
> >
> > >A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
> > >you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
> > >possibly death.
> > >
> > >Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
> > >that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
> >
>
> I heard that it can cause scales to grow on your palms ;-)
I think it's more like fire coral burns on your backside (and elsewhere)
Ouch!
jf mezei
Fishbre396 wrote:
> Curious, when you meet these women underwater, don't you use a slate of
> some sort to communicate with??? I would think this would be better than
> being silent and swimming off in different directions ; )
How come PADI doesn't have "sign language" to ask your buddy for
intercourse?
Also, one big problem is that with a mask and regulator on, it is
much harder to see facial expressions of your buddy.
I think that if I could clearly see my buddy's facial expression while
doing the PADI "share air" sign, I would know she means it litterally
and I would get my lips on hers. (Or I would know she is out of air
and not thinking about sex).
Perhaps this newsgroup should develep and addendum to the PADI official
signs.
Diver one signs: Diver two reply signs:
"Do you want to have sex" ? "I want to have sex"
"I am cold, need a good foreplay" "I'll get you red hot"
"French kiss me" "OK"
"Interested in group sex ?" "Lets look around for others."
"I need to masturbate" "You lead, I follow".
Some of the standard PADI signs would also be useful:
Slow down/Calm down (eg: girl is not close yet, or guy about
to come telling girl to slow down)
Stop, stay there (eg: oh ...yeah... right there !).
Fishbre396
In article <341AF0...@videotron.ca>, jf mezei
<"[non-spam]jfmezei"@videotron.ca> writes:
>How come PADI doesn't have "sign language" to ask your buddy for
>intercourse?
>
>
Dah, isn't there an "internation sign" for that??? Middle finger of either
hand??? giggle, giggle, giggle!!!
Steven N. Norvich
dvr...@nb.sympatico.ca wrote:
Are you wearing a wetsuit or a drysuit? :-)
Regards,
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Todd
Steven N. Norvich wrote:
>
> dvr...@nb.sympatico.ca wrote:
>
> >I have always wondered if an orgasm at 90fsw would cause a
> >backup in the system and cause a narcosis enhanced
> >experience or just blow your mind?
>
> Are you wearing a wetsuit or a drysuit? :-)
>
I went down with a drysuit and came up with a wetsuit. Go figure.
Todd
bcrawford
Fishbre396 <fishb...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19970914035...@ladder02.news.aol.com>...
the removal of wet/dry suit requires the removal of scuba unit which
presents the hazard of an unexpected out of regulator situation; it also
requires a level of physical exertion that would put the diver (divers if
using the buddy system like you should) at greater risk of DCS. PADI
instructors know.
NickKail
In article <01bcc45a$3bbd6560$10c1...@mur.odyssey.on.ca>, "bcrawford"
<bcra...@odyssey.on.ca> writes:
>> >How come PADI doesn't have "sign language" to ask your buddy for
>> >intercourse?
>> >
>> >
>>
>> Dah, isn't there an "internation sign" for that??? Middle finger of
>either
>> hand??? giggle, giggle, giggle!!!
>>
>the removal of wet/dry suit requires the removal of scuba unit which
>presents the hazard of an unexpected out of regulator situation; it also
>requires a level of physical exertion that would put the diver (divers if
>using the buddy system like you should) at greater risk of DCS. PADI
>instructors know.
>
>
Only because they have been told by their AI or DM. Instructors don't try
such things out like diving with a pogo stick (realtime yo yo diving) or
playing golf at 20 meters
Nick
Fishbre396
In article <01bcc45a$3bbd6560$10c1...@mur.odyssey.on.ca>, "bcrawford"
<bcra...@odyssey.on.ca> writes:
>> Dah, isn't there an "internation sign" for that??? Middle finger of
>either
>> hand??? giggle, giggle, giggle!!!
>>
>the removal of wet/dry suit requires the removal of scuba unit which
>presents the hazard of an unexpected out of regulator situation; it also
>requires a level of physical exertion that would put the diver (divers if
>using the buddy system like you should) at greater risk of DCS. PADI
>instructors know.
>
>
Now, I'm curious . . . why does one have to remove their wet/dry suit if
they want to ask the buddy for sex??? Sex can happen (and often does) when
one reaches land, not necessarly 'have sex underwater . ..'
Sylvain Sirois
Maybe, PADI will offers a new specialisation,
Advance sex divers.
I will not try this at home, in middle of july the water temperature
is raising to a big 36 F, in Febuary it goes down to 30 F.
Have nice dive.
>
>How come PADI doesn't have "sign language" to ask your buddy for
>intercourse?
>
Gordon Gunn
In article <341AF0...@videotron.ca> jf mezei, @videotron.ca writes:
>How come PADI doesn't have "sign language" to ask your buddy for
>intercourse?
Oh, but they do. Make circle with thumb and index finger of right hand
(it starts with "OK"), make pointing motion with index finger of left
hand through above mentioned circle. Move index finger in and out of
circle.
Gordon in Austin
jf mezei
bcrawford wrote:
> the removal of wet/dry suit requires the removal of scuba unit which
> presents the hazard of an unexpected out of regulator situation;
Basic stuff covered in Open Water certification. At least it was when I
took
the course. (Removing scuba unit).
It is true that removing wet suit while scuba unit is also removed might
prove interesting.
> it also
> requires a level of physical exertion that would put the diver (divers if
> using the buddy system like you should) at greater risk of DCS. PADI
> instructors know.
Removing scuba and suit is nowhere near that actual physical activity of
the act.
When done properly, the act can really get your heart running.
J Shepherd
Gordon Gunn <nospam/gg...@texas.net> writes:
>Gordon in Austin
No no no. We give *that* signal just as their drysuit zip
finally gives up the ghost, or as their weights pass their ankles, or as
they come barrelling out of the dark with a large Reqiuem right on their
tail.
As in 'You are...', not 'Do you fancy a...'
That said I have seen it on an early dive when the Dive Leader
pointed out a pile of starfish in cop and indicated 'They are...'
He also showed me an interesting sign for 'I and undergoing a
warm flush through'. He was just hanging in the water, so I gave him an
OK. He OK'd back and didn't move. So I asked again, and again, he
flashed OK and didn't move. Then, rather crossly, he gave the
Twinky-winky in the vicinity of his groin, which just completely through
me. I was wondering if utter insanity was good reasons to practice my
CBL, when he suddenly came to and we carried on.
Turned out he'd got cold and decided to warm up, so he was
attempting to engage the flushing system when I kept OKing him. Now,
those of you who don't do this regularly may find is a bit tricky
relaxing
enough to get the valves open; and it isn't helped by some rescue-crazy
novice giving you OK signals from about 3 feet away! Poor Stuart. He
didn't bother to try to explain the handstands he was doing shortly
afterward, and I was just left to wonder if he was narced (at 15m).
These, as it happens, were attempts to get as much as possible
warmed up - it works too.
Oh, and the only other time I can think of the Foxtrot being
used, is at depth, where it forms a triumvirate with 'Faced' (palm in
front of mask - also means, 'Crappy vis, what!') 'Boxed' (make a box
with your hands around your head - if your buddy wasn't narced before,
he is now. Unless he's dead with it and hands you some MDMA and starts
to pull down the sky with you...). Just point at your head and Foxtrot
to give 'My head is...'
But no chat up lines in there.
Jason
Mark Kampe
Fishbre396 wrote:
> Now, I'm curious . . . why does one have to remove their wet/dry suit if
> they want to ask the buddy for sex??? Sex can happen (and often does) when
> one reaches land, not necessarly 'have sex underwater . ..'
Any nitwit can have sex on land, most book stores have numerous
books on the subject, and having sex on land is not a suitable
thread for rec.scuba.
Sex under-water, on scuba, however, is an area where the techniques
have probably not been systematically explored, and have certainly
not yet been well articulated. Moreover, it is a realm of diving
experience where even novice divers may be able to make significant
contributions.
I think the potential for specialized retreats is tremendous, and
hope that we will see the evolution of an official curriculum and
standards for a new diving specialty. More safety and fuller
enjoyment through continuing education!
Christina Johnson
Mark Kampe (ma...@west.Sun.COM) wrote:
: Fishbre396 wrote:
no doubt the porpoises would have a great deal of humour watching
these landlubbers fumbling away......
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RUGS B
Is their anyplace in Florida where i can dive topless???
Fishbre396
In article <19970928022...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, ru...@aol.com
(RUGS B) writes:
>Is their anyplace in Florida where i can dive topless???
>
>------------------- Headers --------------------
Leave your babushka at home, you can dive anywhere in Florida!
Fishbre396
In article <60jtus$7ci$3...@main.freenet.hamilton.on.ca>,
ac...@freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Christina Johnson) writes:
>I think the potential for specialized retreats is tremendous, and
>: hope that we will see the evolution of an official curriculum and
>: standards for a new diving specialty. More safety and fuller
>: enjoyment through continuing education!
>
>no doubt the porpoises would have a great deal of humour watching
>these landlubbers fumbling away......
Not just the porpoises!!! hahahaha!
Doug Morgan
RUGS B wrote:
>
> Is their anyplace in Florida where i can dive topless???
I have a pool..........
Todd
RUGS B wrote:
> Is their anyplace in Florida where i can dive topless???
Yeah, how about off my dock! :)
Cute Eve
>>Is their anyplace in Florida where i can dive topless???<<
Just about anywhere!! We go on either private boats with friends (plenty
of them) and we go with charters (six packers, of course!!)
We can go topless and more if that's what you want. The most critical
clues are not to overstep unwanted advances....from males as well as from
females 8-)) ....we are ALL straight... and make sure everybody knows
what the plan is and, of course, no minors.
Good luck in your search. For what I can see in the responses, you have
opened a can of worms....the worst kind of worms....
QTV
p.s. Topless night dives are the best, by far...8-))
Diveadguy
Yeah, maybe we can find a certifying agency who will issue a specialty on
it!
Eddie Rhodes
You may want to see the Clothing Optional Diving section on Diverlink.
Jay Farrel Weiss
(1) Well, what does
- Physical exertion
- Breathing extra extra deeply
have on the potential for DCI?
(2) If you are about to have an orgasm, and you are nearly out of air and
you are at 75 feet, will you a) stop and ascend, or b) continue and
possibly die cumming?
(3) At what depth will you be having sex? Will it be with enriched air?
Consult your dive tables and o2 pp.
Doug Herring <dh...@mail.lig.bellsouth.net> wrote in article
<341A01...@mail.lig.bellsouth.net>...
> Scott Migaldi wrote:
> >
> > > >A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba
diving,
> > > >you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
> > > >possibly death.
> > > >
> > > >Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll
meet
> > > >that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
> > >
> > > >A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba
diving,
> > > >you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
> > > >possibly death.
> > > >
> > > >Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll
meet
> > > >that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
> > >
> >
> > I heard that it can cause scales to grow on your palms ;-)
> >
> > --
> > ----------------------------------
> > Scott F. Migaldi
> > Lead Systems Engineer
> > 2602 S. 162nd. St.
> > New Berlin, WI. 53151
> > Pager: Sky Word PIN 1894426
> > Phone: 1-414-814-2052
> > Fax: 1-414-814-2047
> >
> > To Reply remove spam.nomore from address
> > ----------------------------------
>
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> : You may want to see the Clothing Optional Diving section on Diverlink.
>
> Where can I find Diverlink?
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In article <19970929202...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
dive...@aol.com (Diveadguy) writes:
>Yeah, maybe we can find a certifying agency who will issue a specialty on
>it!
PADI has it! Thats why people become DM's so they can buy the video! :):)
Steve Burke
for...@aol.com
Eddie Rhodes
oba...@milehi.alphacdc.com wrote:
>
> : You may want to see the Clothing Optional Diving section on Diverlink.
>
> Where can I find Diverlink?
Michael Woolbert
I haven't heard that word in a long time! (babushka)
You must be a good Catholic girl!
Where from? Where do you dive mostly?
I'm land locked here in Shreveport, LA.
I like to go to Destin FL at least once a year, and to some local lakes,
and I try to make at least one big trip every year.
Thinking of going to the Keys in a month or so. Probably the upper Keys
this time.
Mike
jrich
I don't know that much about places in Florida but definately know about a
lot of places in Mozambique that I can take yout to.
Doug Morgan <do...@unix.asb.com> wrote in article
<EH9rM...@nonexistent.com>...
> RUGS B wrote:
> >
> > Is their anyplace in Florida where i can dive topless???
>
>
>
> I have a pool..........
>
Mark Kampe
Jay Farrel Weiss wrote:
>
> (1) Well, what does
> - Physical exertion
> - Breathing extra extra deeply
> have on the potential for DCI?
Increased aerobic activity increases gas (and hence N2) uptake,
correspondingly increassing the likelihood of DCS. Unfortunately,
this is difficult to quantify in any useful way:
breathing rate does not correlate directly to tissue
gas absorbtion rates
it is extremely difficult for individuals to quantify
their exertion on an absolute scale.
As such, for now, the "right one column" rule may be the only
heuristic we can apply. Clearly this is an area where hundreds
of test dives followed by doppler bubble measurement could greatly
increase our knowledge, and permit us to formulate more useful
guidelines.
OTO, the kinesthetic considerations in undersea coitus, combined
with the risks of air exhaustion and N2 absorbtion may suggest
that traditional dry-land techniques may leave much to be desired.
I suggest that this is an area where tantric and scuba instructors
can find great synnergy in the exposition of new principles.
> (2) If you are about to have an orgasm, and you are nearly out of air and
> you are at 75 feet, will you a) stop and ascend, or b) continue and
> possibly die cumming?
The official answer (the one given to the students) always has to
be safety first. You should never find yourself in a "nearly out
of air" situation. PLAN YOUR DIVE AND DIVE YOUR PLAN! A prudent
plan might be
plan to surface with 500PSI
we'll need 200 PSI for a safety stop
we'll need 100 PSI to ascend
we'll need 300 PSI to get back to the boat
we'll need 300 PSI to dress and get our gear back on
... therefore we will stop at 1400PSI, and will
gauge our other activities accordingly
This, however, is an area where different individuals establish
different personal limits. Experienced thrill seekers, for
instance, might decide that one "buddy" should have a 40 and
go to 90 feet, where narcosis and dangerously short air will
considerably add to the thrill. The other buddy would be
breathing EAN to ensure a clear head and carry more than
adequate air for a (well-practiced) shared air ascent.
Once again, however, the basics remain the same:
Know your limits and dive within them.
Plan your dive and dive your plan.
> (3) At what depth will you be having sex? Will it be with enriched air?
As with all other diving activities, gas consumption, Nitrogen
absorbtion and Oxygen toxcicity must be anticipated and properly
planned for, and prudent safety margins must always be provided.
===============================================================
All of your questions are excellent ones. These and other such
dangers strongly suggest that the challenges of safe undersea
trysting are well beyond the preparations that have been lavished
on open-water-I students. This is clearly a specialty, and perhaps
one that requires both advanced and rescue training as prerequisites.
The thing that most concerns me is how dive masters are to prevent
inadequately trained divers from hurting themselves. Once people
begin pursuing this activity in earnest, a large number of inadequately
prepared divers will be drawn to it ... and when untrained people
try demanding feats, accidents can happen. The training program
may need to be ballanced with an enforcement program.
Clearly we can prepare a list of danger signs to alert DM's to the
possibility that divers may be preparing to engage in nautical
nookie (e.g. giggling, amorous young people diving without
exposure suits) and suggest ways of cramping their style (e.g.
ask them to tripple up with some sweet grandmother) ...
but motivated people (and we are talking about motivated people here)
will find ways to circumvent both detection and regulation.
I do not think we can responsibly creaete a training program
unless we also have a plan for education about the dangers
of diving without adequate training (ala caving).
DivingBird
Blah Blah Blah... Get technical why don't you. Try using the other dive safety
saying K.I.S.S. (keep it simple stupid).
Scuba Sex: Lesson 101
If you are going to get your rocks off for the first time scuba diving stay
within novice diver limits (30 feet / 10 m) so that you will be able to handle
any unforseen problems. Then after you have sucessfully completed the exercise
maybe then try deeper and deeper and deeper. Remember that the deeper you go
the greater the water/partner resistance (motion restriction) and greater
risks and thrills.
One of THE most important pieces of equipment you will need in your dive bag
will be the vasaline, she will need LOTS of it applied prior to the dive.
Otherwise you will not be doing it again for a while. Who said it had to be an
adventure thrill without comfort.
Being a safe diver also means being a safe human so wear your hard hat
(condom), yes it can be put on under water and it is almost easier applying it
than on land.
Extra notes:
Warm water diving reduces need for equipment and/or swimsuit and is more
sensual and comfortable.
Please don't damage the environment or litter in the process.
So no bouncing of the coral or tanks on the rocks or knees in the kelp beds OK.
Try it you'll like it. I did and shee did too!!!!!!!!
Here endith the lesson.......
kmyoung
Use lots of coconut oil ;-)
Regards,
Michael
Clever Jim Swinehart
Did you see the special on PBS last night where they showed a fish who
buries himself in a sea slug's anus? Watch Out!
Glawackus
Wish somebody qouted from the original post which appears to be gone.
I have a few questions, though. Wouldn't most people go through their air
pretty quickly? Would you even have time to do it properly? (Maybe this is a
good argument for using surface supplied air?) Also isn't kissing going to be a
problem? And I guess we can pretty much forget about the possibility of good
oral sex? Not that I might not make the effort at some time.
Fishbre396
In article <19980206000...@ladder03.news.aol.com>, glaw...@aol.com
(Glawackus) writes:
>Also isn't kissing going to be a
problem?
Solved with freeflow??? ; )
Sgt. Glusing
Does PADI offer a course? (it's not for me, it's for a friend :-) )
Sergeant Brian Glusing
"To the Everlasting Glory of the Infantry!!!"
Remove the word "spam" from my email address to respond
jf mezei
Sgt. Glusing wrote:
>
> Does PADI offer a course? (it's not for me, it's for a friend :-) )
> Sergeant Brian Glusing
Actually, don't laugh, but they do:
UNDERWATER ECOLOGY. And if you're lucky, you get to see marine
animals do IT and you learn from them.
Becca
Since many of these little sea creatures reproduce by cloning
themselves, it doesn't sound like fun at all. Well.... maybe just a
little.
Becca
sbalance
Sex while diving?...would that be called spawning?
Do we have to swim up-stream to do it?
Or can we just do it on the reefs?
Is that why you call it a kelp bed?
Is sex while diving considered safe sex if I wear a wet skin?
How do you smoke a cigerette after you're done?
Can I just roll over and fall asleep when I'm done?
Who sleeps in the *wet* spot?
Where's Dr. Ruth when you need her?
Bryan
"Life is like a dog-sled team...
If you ain't the lead dog the scenery never changes"
>
Glawackus
Glawackus
I've been wanting to take up diving, however I get conflicting advice. I am an
asthmatic, but I am able to control it with medicine. I now see a
pulmonologist and he feels an asthmatic can do whatever they want, as long as
they have the desire to, but , of course, he won't really say it's okay. My
lung function is better than 90%, and my asthma is mostly allergy related, I
know I should find a doctor who is familiar with diving, but I'm interested in
hearing from asthmatic divers, too.
Spunk Monkey
It all depends on the individual as all people are different. Ask to
be referred (If Possible) to a doctor that specalizes in diving
medicine it is a reletively new field so they are far and few between
but you might get lucky. Or ask your Doc to refer you to a doctor that
is a diver. Hope this helps. I do know that you should not take
chances with your heath. You need to breath, and at 100 feet is not
the time to have an attack. Under pressure, when diving, medicine has
different effects than on the surface. I had a buddy that I dove with
on that suffered from motion sickness and thought he'd counter it by
taking Gravol and at 80 feet the gravol knocked him out lucky for him
I noticed and got him to the surface quickly. The simple rule of thumb
I use is not to use any medicines while diving. A doctor specializing
in diving medicine would know the safe medications.
Spunky
b...@who.net
On 7 Feb 1998 06:08:54 GMT, glaw...@aol.com (Glawackus) wrote:
>I've been wanting to take up diving, however I get conflicting advice.
> I am an asthmatic, but I am able to control it with medicine...
> My lung function is better than 90%, and my asthma is mostly allergy related,..
My son has allergy related asthma and dives with no problems.
However, some asthmatics are sensitive to inhaled saline vapour which
will trigger an intense attack. A breath of sea-water spray or mist
from a leaking reg is all it takes to trigger an attack. Make sure
your physician checks you out for this sensitivity.
A friend with this kind of asthma suffered an embolism on surfacing
from a dive and ended up with neurological damage.
rgrs billyw
Becca
There are many things that can trigger an asthma attack, some things
that may not bother one person, would bother another. Two very common
triggers are cold air and exercise. If you have cold-induced asthma or
exercise-induced asthama, that should give you reason to pause and
think. Cold does induce asthma attacks with me, so I now avoid diving
in cold water.
Becca
Jack Sloan
Becca wrote:
>
> There are many things that can trigger an asthma attack, some things
> that may not bother one person, would bother another. Two very common
> triggers are cold air and exercise. If you have cold-induced asthma or
> exercise-induced asthama, that should give you reason to pause and
> think. Cold does induce asthma attacks with me, so I now avoid diving
> in cold water.
>
> Becca
Randol
NOT here in Puget Sound!!!
OTOH, maybe that is the OTHER use for the "relief" zipper.
William F. McCarty
I have been diving since 1980. I have asthma similar to how you describe
your condition. When I'm having a hard time breathing I wont go, but other
than that it has not been a problem.
Rangers23
I have sports enduced asthma, what it means is that when i do cardio vascular
stuff i need to have my inhaller handy, I have had a couple of problems. On
the worst days breathing i have never had an attack under water. I did not see
what kind the orginal author had so i do not know if we have the same kind.
Later
Jon Connors
AKlshnkv47
I also have sports enduced asthma, but I'm had absolutly no problems diving
what-so-ever.
Neil
DDBI1
I have asthma and have been diving for 25 yrs. As with just about anything know
your limits and stay within them. Not only for yourself ,but, for your dive
buddy. Make sure he knows about your condition and knows where your meds are
and how to administer them if the worst should happen. I find that breathing
cool, clean scuba air actually calms my asthma. I have even on land sucked air
from my tanks to help calm an attack. Common sense should be your guide, If
your having a bad day stay up and be a tender. Watch your buddies gear or just
enjoy being out on or near the ocean. Consult a doctor who is familiar with
diving about taking inhalers ect. just before diving. Partial pressures and all
that. Enjoy yourself but like wiyh alot of things "know when to say when"
Al Rider
Now there's an idea for a new speciality patch for PADI and NAUI,
they've got everything else covered.
A7WIENS
Of course you should be careful about ordering mail order for this new
specialty.....
A7WIENS
You might need more than a "Spare Air" if things go well......
Steve
Brilliant idea but iv'e always been taught that PADI don't reccomend
penatration diving!
Al Rider <!rid...@huskynet.com> wrote in article
<34E4539D...@huskynet.com>...
K.M. Young
Steve wrote in message <01bd38bb$9081afe0$bfc8dec2@default>...
>Brilliant idea but iv'e always been taught that PADI don't
reccomend
>penatration diving!
Coconut Oil Penetration diving should only be done with a
competent and willing partner, and is NOT recommended for
cold-water. Furthermore, coconut oil should not be bought via
mail order (no local outlet for warranty coverage if sand is
found in the bottle) no matter how much money you have to spend.
It's just not worth the risk...
Regards,
Michael
P Duff
Steve wrote:
> Brilliant idea but iv'e always been taught that PADI don't reccomend
> penatration diving!
>
> Al Rider <!rid...@huskynet.com> wrote in article
> <34E4539D...@huskynet.com>...
> > Now there's an idea for a new speciality patch for PADI and NAUI,
> > they've got everything else covered.
> >
> > kmyoung wrote:
> >
> > > Use lots of coconut oil ;-)
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > >
> > > Michael
> >
> >
> >
> >
PADI sanctions penetration diving, subject to the constraint that it
transpires within the natural light zone of the opening. If you think
this
restriction would pose difficulties for you, I'd like to meet your
Significant Other.
Not for any salacious reasons, mind you. I'd just be curious to see how
much
the water level drops when she exits the water, and how long
before it's restored. :-}
P Duff
PADI CD-24508
Jammer Six
In article <2T2F.1$7e....@binary.alaska.net>, "K.M. Young"
<kmy...@alaska.net> wrote:
>€ Coconut Oil Penetration diving should only be done with a
>€ competent and willing partner, and is NOT recommended for
>€ cold-water. Furthermore, coconut oil should not be bought via
>€ mail order (no local outlet for warranty coverage if sand is
>€ found in the bottle) no matter how much money you have to spend.
>€ It's just not worth the risk...
Actually, speaking as a Cold Water Diver, (tm), this is a self-limiting problem.
If there is anyone out there who can successfully Penetrate in 38 degree
water, with or without the oil, I will address him as "Sir" from that
point on.
------------
"C'mon, you sons of bitches, you
want to live forever?"
-First Sergeant Dan Daly, 1918
------------
Becca
Jammer Six wrote:
>
> In article <2T2F.1$7e....@binary.alaska.net>, "K.M. Young"
> <kmy...@alaska.net> wrote:
>
> >€ Coconut Oil Penetration diving should only be done with a
> >€ competent and willing partner, and is NOT recommended for
> >€ cold-water. Furthermore, coconut oil should not be bought via
> >€ mail order (no local outlet for warranty coverage if sand is
> >€ found in the bottle) no matter how much money you have to spend.
> >€ It's just not worth the risk...
>
> Actually, speaking as a Cold Water Diver, (tm), this is a self-limiting problem.
>
> If there is anyone out there who can successfully Penetrate in 38 degree
> water, with or without the oil, I will address him as "Sir" from that
> point on.
>
> ------------
And you might have to wait in line for the opportunity to do so.
Becca
Jammer Six
In article <34E520...@hal-pc.org>, be...@hal-pc.org wrote:
>€ And you might have to wait in line for the opportunity to do so.
:)
I would.
Patiently. Wouldn't want to make him MAD...
Besides, the line would be full of beautiful women.
Gordon in Austin
In article <jammer-1302...@sense-sea-pm5-19.oz.net> Jammer Six,
jam...@oz.net writes:
>If there is anyone out there who can successfully Penetrate in 38 degree
>water, with or without the oil, I will address him as "Sir" from that
>point on.
>
That's what the Spare Air is for, isn't it? A little sleight of, er...
hand...
Gordon in Austin
Fishbre396
>Coconut Oil Penetration diving should only be done with a
competent and
>willing partner, and is NOT recommended for
cold-water. Furthermore, coconut
>oil should not be bought via
mail order (no local outlet for warranty
>coverage if sand is
found in the bottle) no matter how much money you have to
>spend.
It's just not worth the risk...
Regards,
Michael
OUCH!!!! Thanks for pointing that out (although, too late!)
ges
I just received my advanced instructor certification in sex diving,
which inlcudes deep penetration. Soon there will be courses throughout
the world of diving.
edwardhu...@gmail.com
dive...@gmail.com
Oh Edward, "exactly the same?"
You are a bit late to this discussion. Like 18 years late?
Best of luck.
JJ
terry...@gmail.com
> A long time ago I heard that if you try to have sex while scuba diving,
> you risk the possibility of some really bad things happening and
> possibly death.
>
> Not that I'm going to try it soon, but you never know when you'll meet
> that special dive partner. Is there any truth to this.
>
> Todd
Todd -
I'm a Retired PADI Master Scuba Instructor and have been involved with the filming of videos where the couples involved were very often participating in Sexual Activities. Yes there is some truth to the statement the something could "possibly" happen while engaging in these activities while Scuba diving. However it is also possibly true that you will get struck by lightning as you walk to the beach during a thunder storm. RELAX dude and have yourself a ball. That's what diving is all about. ENJOY
brec...@gmail.com
Each time was mind blowing sex! She instigated it.
brec...@gmail.com
We were still a new couple in just our third year of marriage and we had a very exciting sex life mostly due to her being very passionate and also very risky and adventurous in her sexuality!
We found it very close quarters on board with only a curtain seperating us from people. We clearly didn't have the best accomodations on board but it led to the best sex I ever had.
So on day two my wife is getting frustrated as she wanted to copulate as she always got very horny on the water or around it. And she wasn't shy about asking for sex.
So we were all suited up and just before she put in her regulator she says to me " I want to fuck underwater"! I nodded yes and she said " good, I thought you might like that"!