Don Imus: "I Like Friends with White Faces"

[Robb Topolski KJ6YT]

Anyone have the lyrics to the Rush Limbaugh parody heard on the WFAN Don
Imus "Imus in the Morning" show: I Like Friends with White Faces ...

--
Robert M. Topolski <topo...@kaiwan.com>

[Editor's Note: Here, Mr Topolski answeres his own post... I would
LOVE to get a tape of this song. Can anyone assist in that
endevour??? Bill...]

Date: Sat, 8 Jan 1994 00:41:33 -0800 (PST)
From: Robb Topolski KJ6YT <topo...@kaiwan.com>
Subject: Imus/Rush Song Lyrics

I LIKE FRIENDS WITH WHITE FACES
by Rush Limbaugh [NOT]

a parody by
Don Imus
IMUS IN THE MORNING
WFAN, New York

[Tune "I've Got Friends In Low Placed by Garth Brooks]

Well I don't care what you think
But Liberals stink
And Democrats almost as lame.
All thoses Negros and Jews
They give me the blues.
Our country's dying
And Clinton's to blame.

Feminazis are wrong
And they don't belong
In my conversative minded domain.
But lets call a truce,
Stick your head in this noose,
And don't let me hear you complain, 'cause,

CHORUS:
I like friends with white faces
And a burning cross that you know chases
Those Jews away,
Then we call it a day.
Oh we're mighty big on the master races
We wear slip on sheets and pillow cases
Oh I like friends with white faces

Well I and my peers
We don't tolerate queers:
Show them what an axe handle's for.
You wouldn't believe
What we did to this Hebe,
Painted Swastikas(sp?) on his front door

I'm proud as can be,
'Cause the whole E-I-B
Think I could be President some day.
But I'm just a man of letters you see
And they all spell K-K-K, 'cause

CHORUS, repeat CHORUS ... suddenly ending in explosion amid the 2nd chorus

IMUS IN THE MORNING
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