It was third grade and I was playing Dodge Ball with little Billy
Applewhite.
I threw the ball at him and hit him below the belt. Billy was in pain and I
felt guilty so I kissed him where it hurt.
And then we both liked it, so I licked his pain away every day for the rest
of the school season.
After that everybody wanted me to be on the Dodge Ball team. Even the coach.
I got straight A's for Dodge Ball and was voted the player most likely to
suck seed for the next five years.
The coach even gave me a trophy and a box full of mouthwash.