Re: Beware: tinfoil hats enhance government mind control!
Nurse Lada Boobs
"Modemac" <mod...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> MIT study reveals that aluminum foil headwear actually amplifies
> certain frequency bands allocated to the US government, as well as a
> mobile phone range, and is largely ineffective through the rest of the
> radio spectrum:
>
> http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/
>
This is SCARY SHIT folks !!
Quoting from the above link:
"Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets (tinfoil hats)
serve
as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We
investigate
the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four
individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on
average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either
directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from
the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly
amplified.
These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for
government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC).
Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance
the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government
may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason..."
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Jeebzus-H-Christ on a kaiser roll with cream cheeze folks !!!!
Perhaps the loons on domestic short-wave radio who have
been selling those grossly overpriced questionable gold coins, dollar
store LED keychain lights for $49.95 as "Berkie Illuminators"
and colloidal silver south pole magnetic piss-water as magic
curatives for baldness.....were right all along!
(Alex Jones must be whacking off like a chimpanzee with a bunch of
bananas in a glass cage at the Cleveland zoo right now....................)
hudley...@hotmail.com
Hudley Pearse
Jan Panteltje
hudley...@hotmail.com wrote in
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>Maybe they're not grounding their tinfoil hats.
>
>Hudley Pearse
>
It is common knowledge that governments have burried underground
transmission stations.
These beam up in the microwave range, and the hats focus (like a dish)
the radiation in the brain.
The recommended solution is to glue the hat on, and walk on your hands,
upside down.
The Magnum
"Jan Panteltje" <pNaonSt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Thanks for the warning... I will go and cancel my "tin hat" order right away
;o)
Zombie Wolf
radiation from these "underground" sources.... but of course, this would
open you to other radiation from other directions, unless you also wear one
on your head. the best solution to looking "normal" here would be to line
your grundies with tinfoil....
"Jan Panteltje" <pNaonSt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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krackula
On Fri, 11 Nov 2005 13:13:29 -0500, "Zombie Wolf" <zm...@gwi.net>
wrote:
>well, you could always wear the hat on your ass, and it would block out the
>radiation from these "underground" sources.... but of course, this would
>open you to other radiation from other directions, unless you also wear one
>on your head. the best solution to looking "normal" here would be to line
>your grundies with tinfoil....
thats not necessary , as the nice folks at LessEMF already have you
covered ( sic ). just see the products here
http://www.lessemf.com/personal.html ,
especially the first type on the page. protection from all those "
rays " is easy when you know where to shop !!!
k ...........
Brad
"krackula" <krac...@i.am> wrote in message
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> thats not necessary , as the nice folks at LessEMF already have you
> covered ( sic ). just see the products here
> http://www.lessemf.com/personal.html ,
>
> especially the first type on the page. protection from all those "
> rays " is easy when you know where to shop !!!
Ii like the looks of the Deluxe Shielding Dress Shirt. I wonder how that
would go at airport security? Then there's a shorts. You'd be stripped to
nothing but socks and still setting off alarms!
And the hat, wow. "Many people can actually sense the differences in the
levels of "mind noise" from RF radiation. Provide your brain a quiet place
without interference to your mental processes from RF radiation." I'd love
to do a double blind test with placebo hats and see the results!
B
rtc
right:
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Wayne P. Muckleroy
"Nurse Lada Boobs" <vegateb...@yahoo.nospm.com> wrote in message
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RHF
Off in the distance there it was . . .
all shinny and strangely out of place.
Slowly I crept-up-on-it - foot-by-foot - inch-by-inch
CREEP ! Creep. creep,
Then I could see it clearly - - -
It had been worn, deformed and discarded - alone !
I knew what I had to do - - -
So I Leaped and Wrestled with It
and finally with much screaming and yelling I had it
Firmly on My Head - At Last I was Safe - We Were
Once Again United and Free from Them - The Outside
was Out There and Now Only 'i' was with-in
- Free to Be Me : hee, Hee. HEE ! {Mad About Me :o}
[ We Are We An We Be Three :<] ~ RHF
WARNING: Aluminum and Tin Foil Deflector Beanies simply will
NOT get the job done in today's High RFI and EMF Environment.
When one wears a Tin Foil Hat . . .
.
Tin Foil Hat firmly ensconced :
One tries to impress, by the Waving of Hands and Shouting
without making a single concrete point, or any point at all.
Yes it is an Art Form of Pure Hand Waving Rhetoric without
a single meaningful idea to get in the way of the Craziness.
IASF: Aluminum and Tin Foil are poor substitutes for solid Copper !
The Inverted "CK" Antenna (Patent Pending) is the Ultimate
Solution for All Your Cranial Reception and Cerebral
Interference Needs. CAUTION: When Properly Installed :o}
"Near Field Mode": "Tune-In-the-Truth"
(What Ever It May Be)
- - - A-n-D - - -
"Far Field Mode": "Tune-Out-the-Absurd"
(I Don't Know What You Call It... But I Know It - When I Hear It !)
YES- The Inverted "CK" Antenna - For that Rumble Bumble in Your Head !
One-Moment-Please:
Time to Check and Adjust my 'Inverted "CK" Antenna'
AHaaa... Now I Am Safe :o)
NOTE: With the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna' I have been able to Cut My
MEDs in Half: But they still won't let me use sharp objects yet ;-{
OBTW: A Non-Inverted "CK" Antenna when half filled with Ice
makes a great 'Chiller' for a Six-Pak of Beer ;-}
So Say I ~ RHF
The Inventor of the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna'. {Patient Pending ;-}
.
FWIW - Screaming Howard Dean head of the DNC wears
a "Tin Foil {Hat} Beanie" to Bed Every Night as part of his contract
with the DNC.
DNC = Democrats kNow Crazy
.
It Is So Simple to use the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna':
1. Go to your local Flea Market / Swap Meet.
2. Find a "Cazo de Cobre" Copper Kettle [Pot] that will cover
your Head (either partially or completely).
3. Clean it up and Polish it so that it Shines inside and out.
4. Invert the "CK" [Copper Kettle]
5. Place the "CK" on your Head. {Inverted "CK" Antenna}
never mind, - For the Voices and Noise are Gone.
Never Mind. - For the Strange Thoughts and Ideas are Gone.
NEVER MIND! - For Your Reality is with the Boundaries of the "CK" and
within the "CK" Your Mind is Your Own and... That Can Be Frightening !
wow - it's time to put the solid copper kettle pot back on ~ RHF
[ The Tin Foil Hat Just Can't Get The Crazy Job Done. ]
.
Hell Some People Think I Speak in "Tin-Foil-Hat English"
.
WARNING: Aluminum and Tin Foil Deflector Beanies simply will
NOT get the job done in today's High RFI and EMF Environment.
IASF: Aluminum and Tin Foil are poor substitutes for solid Copper !
.
The Inverted "CK" Antenna (Patent Pending) is the Ultimate
Solution for All Your Cranial Reception and Cerebral
Interference Needs. CAUTION: When Properly Installed :o}
.
"Near Field Mode": "Tune-In-the-Truth"
(What Ever It May Be)
.
- - - A-n-D - - -
"Far Field Mode": "Tune-Out-the-Absurd"
(I Don't Know What You Call It... But I Know It - When I Hear It !)
.
YES- The Inverted "CK" Antenna - For that Rumble Bumble in Your Head !
.
One-Moment-Please:
Time to Check and Adjust my 'Inverted "CK" Antenna'
AHaaa... Now I Am Safe :o)
.
NOTE: With the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna' I have been able to Cut My
MEDs in Half: But they still won't let me use sharp objects yet ;-{
.
OBTW: A Non-Inverted "CK" Antenna when half filled with Ice
makes a great 'Chiller' for a Six-Pak of Beer ;-}
.
cOOPER kETTLE eNGLISH - mAY bE ;-}
.
So Say I ~ RHF
The Inventor of the 'Inverted "CK" Antenna'. {Patient Pending ;-}
.
.
. .
.
Jan Panteltje
and other interesting amateur electronic circuits.
So I decided it share this with you.
Maybe it is not suitable for amateurs...
But it works great for me.