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philip barron

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Jun 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/19/96
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A theatre manager had limited space to advertise 6 upcoming Shakespeare
plays, so he designed a billboard which said:


WET DRY

ABORTION

3" 6" 9"

What were the 6 plays?

Answer : Sunday night

Phil

Jim Gillogly

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Jun 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/19/96
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In article <philbarr-190...@ts1-16.tor.istar.ca>,

philip barron <phil...@istar.ca> wrote:
>A theatre manager had limited space to advertise 6 upcoming Shakespeare
>plays, so he designed a billboard which said:
>
>
> WET DRY

Midsummer Night's Dream Measure for Measure???

> ABORTION

Merry Wives of Windsor?

> 3" 6" 9"

Much Ado about Nothing As You Like It All's Well that Ends Well
[or] Love's Labours Lost

Another tack one might take is:

King Lear ?????? Othello

But I couldn't think of a single right choice for 6"...
--
Jim Gillogly
Highday, 1 Lithe S.R. 1996, 04:45

Matthew Daly

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Jun 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/20/96
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In article <4qal17$b...@mycroft.rand.org> j...@acm.org writes:
>In article <philbarr-190...@ts1-16.tor.istar.ca>,

>
>> ABORTION
>
> Merry Wives of Windsor?

Actually, I was thinking that this one would be Love's Labor Lost.
(sorry)

-matthew
--
Matthew Daly I don't buy everything I read ... I haven't
da...@ppd.kodak.com even read everything I've bought.

My opinions are not necessarily those of my employer, of course.

philip barron

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Jun 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/20/96
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In article <4qbigc$f...@kodak.rdcs.Kodak.COM>, da...@PPD.Kodak.COM (Matthew
Daly) wrote:

> In article <4qal17$b...@mycroft.rand.org> j...@acm.org writes:
> >In article <philbarr-190...@ts1-16.tor.istar.ca>,
> >
> >> ABORTION
> >
> > Merry Wives of Windsor?
>
> Actually, I was thinking that this one would be Love's Labor Lost.
> (sorry)
>
> -matthew

Love's Labour Lost....it is!
Phil

Admiral Jota

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Jun 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/20/96
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phil...@istar.ca (philip barron) writes:

>A theatre manager had limited space to advertise 6 upcoming Shakespeare
>plays, so he designed a billboard which said:

> WET DRY
> ABORTION
> 3" 6" 9"

I see two plays in this so far: Measure for Measure (WET/DRY, and the
inches) and Love's Labours Lost (ABORTION).

Perhaps 3", 6", and 9" could have something to do with King Henry the
Fourth? I'm not sure though, because that only had two parts, not three...

I guess it's also possible that all the inches could be a reference to
Twelfth Night, but I kinda doubt it.

For the sixth play, I guess I'd have to call WET and DRY The Two Noble
Kinsmen. Well, how many did I get? :)


PS: My answers could just be The Comdey of Errors, but I hope it's not
all Much Ado About Nothing :)
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Arthur C Clay

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Jun 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/21/96
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The theatre manager obviously has a dirty mind . . .
not to mention a penetrating understanding of
female penile preferences . . .

***********************************************************************************
*A Midsummer Night's Dream Love's Labor Lost Measure for Measure *
***********************************************************************************
*Much Ado About Nothing As You Like It All's Well That Ends Well *
***********************************************************************************

philip barron

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Jun 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/21/96
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In article <4qfk24$4...@jerry.loop.net>, ste...@loop.com wrote:

> On Wed, 19 Jun 1996 22:56:13 -0500, phil...@istar.ca (philip barron)
> wrote:
>
> >A theatre manager had limited space to advertise 6 upcoming Shakespeare
> >plays, so he designed a billboard which said:
>
>
> > WET DRY
>
> > ABORTION
>
> > 3" 6" 9"
>

> >What were the 6 plays?
>
> >Answer : Sunday night
>

> 3" - Much Ado About Nothing
> 6" - As You Like It
> 9" - The Taming of the Shrew
> Wet - A Midsummer-Night's Dream
> Abortion - Love's Labour's Lost
> Dry - Measure for Measure???
>
> Steve

Well done, Steve, except for DRY.....just keep at it!!!

Phil

philip barron

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Jun 21, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/21/96
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In article <4qen8t$5...@senator-bedfellow.MIT.EDU>, acc...@mit.edu (Arthur
C Clay) wrote:

Sorry, Arthur
Not Measure for Measure, and not All's Well.

Phil

Steve Sosensky

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Jun 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/22/96
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On Wed, 19 Jun 1996 22:56:13 -0500, phil...@istar.ca (philip barron)
wrote:

>A theatre manager had limited space to advertise 6 upcoming Shakespeare
>plays, so he designed a billboard which said:


> WET DRY

> ABORTION

> 3" 6" 9"

>What were the 6 plays?

>Answer : Sunday night

3" - Much Ado About Nothing
6" - As You Like It
9" - The Taming of the Shrew
Wet - A Midsummer-Night's Dream
Abortion - Love's Labour's Lost
Dry - Measure for Measure???

Steve

>Phil

Matthew T. Russotto

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Jun 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM6/24/96
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In article <philbarr-210...@ts50-10.tor.istar.ca>,

philip barron <phil...@istar.ca> wrote:
}In article <4qfk24$4...@jerry.loop.net>, ste...@loop.com wrote:
}
}Well done, Steve, except for DRY.....just keep at it!!!

Well, many have been associating 9" with "All's Well That Ends Well",
but that play seems appropriate for "Dry". Only problem is that is
then the only "clean" one.

Methinks the Bard would have apprciated this puzzle.
--
Matthew T. Russotto russ...@pond.com russ...@his.com
"Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice, and moderation in pursuit
of justice is no virtue."

Dafydd Price Jones

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Jul 1, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/1/96
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>
>> }Well done, Steve, except for DRY.....just keep at it!!!

HINT: There are twelve common English words which end in DRY.
Make of that WHAT you will.
--
| Dafydd Price Jones
dafy...@dafyddpj.demon.co.uk
Bibo ergo sum

Charles Gregory

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Jul 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/2/96
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> }> > WET DRY
> }> > ABORTION
> }> > 3" 6" 9"
> }>
> }> >What were the 6 plays?
> }>

> }> 3" - Much Ado About Nothing
> }> 6" - As You Like It
> }> 9" - The Taming of the Shrew
> }> Wet - A Midsummer-Night's Dream
> }> Abortion - Love's Labour's Lost
> }> Dry - Measure for Measure???
> }>

> }Well done, Steve, except for DRY.....just keep at it!!!
>

> Well, many have been associating 9" with "All's Well That Ends Well",
> but that play seems appropriate for "Dry". Only problem is that is
> then the only "clean" one.

DRY = The Twelfth Night.. right?

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jcd...@ix.netcom.com

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Jul 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM7/3/96
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The attractive and articulate Dafydd Price Jones
<dafy...@dafyddpj.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>>
>>> }Well done, Steve, except for DRY.....just keep at it!!!

>HINT: There are twelve common English words which end in DRY.


>Make of that WHAT you will.

would that be twelve sundry words?

<g>

jc

herbie_porter

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Mar 6, 2015, 10:04:18 AM3/6/15
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Midsummer Night's Dream
Twelfth Night
Love's Labor Lost
Much Ado About Nothing
As You Like It

Neil Sklar

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Mar 6, 2015, 9:23:07 PM3/6/15
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On Friday, June 21, 1996 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, philip barron wrote:
> In article <4qfk24$4...@jerry.loop.net>, ste...@loop.com wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 19 Jun 1996 22:56:13 -0500, phil...@istar.ca (philip barron)
> > wrote:
> >
> > >A theatre manager had limited space to advertise 6 upcoming Shakespeare
> > >plays, so he designed a billboard which said:
> >
> >
> > > WET DRY
> >
> > > ABORTION
> >
> > > 3" 6" 9"
> >
> > >What were the 6 plays?
> >
> > >Answer : Sunday night
> >
> > 3" - Much Ado About Nothing
> > 6" - As You Like It
> > 9" - The Taming of the Shrew
> > Wet - A Midsummer-Night's Dream
> > Abortion - Love's Labour's Lost
> > Dry - Measure for Measure???
> >
> > Steve
>
> Well done, Steve, except for DRY.....just keep at it!!!
>
> Phil

Wouldn't The Tempest be better for wet than AMSND? Although if wet is AMSND, then dry, which is the opposite of wet, could be the opposite of AMSND: Winter's Tale.

Finklister

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On Friday, March 6, 2015 at 9:23:07 PM UTC-5, Neil Sklar wrote:
> On Friday, June 21, 1996 at 3:00:00 AM UTC-4, philip barron wrote:
> > In article < >, steves at loop dot com wrote:
> >
> > > On Wed, 19 Jun 1996 22:56:13 -0500, philbarr (philip barron)
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >A theatre manager had limited space to advertise 6 upcoming Shakespeare
> > > >plays, so he designed a billboard which said:
> > >
> > >
> > > > WET DRY
> > >
> > > > ABORTION
> > >
> > > > 3" 6" 9"
> > >
> > > >What were the 6 plays?
> > >
> > > >Answer : Sunday night
> > >
> > > 3" - Much Ado About Nothing
> > > 6" - As You Like It
> > > 9" - The Taming of the Shrew
> > > Wet - A Midsummer-Night's Dream
> > > Abortion - Love's Labour's Lost
> > > Dry - Measure for Measure???
> > >
> > > Steve
> >
> > Well done, Steve, except for DRY.....just keep at it!!!
> >
> > Phil
>
> Wouldn't The Tempest be better for wet than AMSND? Although if wet is AMSND, then dry, which is the opposite of wet, could be the opposite of AMSND: Winter's Tale.

3 - Much Ado About nothing
6 - As you like it
9 - Taming of the Shrew
Wet - Midsummer Nights Dream
Dry - 12th Night

brittsm...@gmail.com

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On Wednesday, June 19, 1996 at 1:00:00 AM UTC-6, philip barron wrote:
> A theatre manager had limited space to advertise 6 upcoming Shakespeare
> plays, so he designed a billboard which said:
>
>
> WET DRY
>
> ABORTION
>
> 3" 6" 9"
>
> What were the 6 plays?
>
> Answer : Wet: Midsummer's Night Dream, Dry: 12th Night,, 3": Much Ado About Nothing, 6": As You Like It, 9": Taming of the Shrew, Abortion: Love's Labor Lost.
Britt

NAND GANDHI

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NAND GANDHI

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On Friday, June 21, 1996 at 3:00:00 PM UTC+8, philip barron wrote:
> In article <4qfk24$4...@jerry.loop.net>, ste...@loop.com wrote:
> > On Wed, 19 Jun 1996 22:56:13 -0500, phil...@istar.ca (philip barron)
> > wrote:
> >
> > >A theatre manager had limited space to advertise 6 upcoming Shakespeare
> > >plays, so he designed a billboard which said:
> >
> >
> > > WET DRY
> >
> > > ABORTION
> >
> > > 3" 6" 9"
> >
> > >What were the 6 plays?
> >
> > >Answer : Sunday night
> >
> > 3" - Much Ado About Nothing
> > 6" - As You Like It
> > 9" - The Taming of the Shrew
> > Wet - A Midsummer-Night's Dream
> > Abortion - Love's Labour's Lost
> > Dry - Measure for Measure???
> >
> > Steve
> Well done, Steve, except for DRY.....just keep at it!!!
> Phil

DRY - Othello? (cuckoldry)
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