Can you make sense of this?
Kevin D. Quitt
FUNEX?
SVFX
FUNEM?
SVFM
OKILFMNX
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Richard Brumberg
>FUNEX?
Have you any eggs?
>SVFX
Yes, we have eggs.
>FUNEM?
Have you any ham?
>SVFM
Yes, we have ham.
>OKILFMNX
Ok. I'll have ham and eggs.
It's from a book called _CDB_ (See the bee)
Richard Brumberg
University of Rochester
Brian Boutel
In article <12...@ur-cc.UUCP>, rbru...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Richard
Brumberg) writes:
|> In <1991Feb28.0...@demott.com> k...@demott.com (Kevin D.
|> Quitt) writes:
|>
|>
|> >FUNEX?
|> Have you any eggs?
|> >SVFX
|> Yes, we have eggs.
Interesting...
And I was still thinking that FUNEX is Rot13 for SHARK!
--brian
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Friendless
>In <1991Feb28.0...@demott.com> k...@demott.com (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:
>>FUNEX?
>It's from a book called _CDB_ (See the bee)
Also, "The Two Ronnies", British comedians Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker
did an entire sketch like this on their show.
OEFOX
SUF,ICM!
Friendless
Jeff Erickson
| FUNEX?
| SVFX
| FUNEM?
| SVFM
I will not eat them, Sam I M!
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Paul Tomblin
}In <1991Feb28.0...@demott.com> k...@demott.com (Kevin D. Quitt) writes:
}>FUNEX?
}Have you any eggs?
}>SVFX
}Yes, we have eggs.
}>FUNEM?
}Have you any ham?
}>SVFM
}Yes, we have ham.
}>OKILFMNX
}Ok. I'll have ham and eggs.
}It's from a book called _CDB_ (See the bee)
I bet the book didn't mention what happens when you look at it in ROT13?
(I thought it was a strange conversation between two foreigners on a
beach in Oz)
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Rick Jones
>FUNEX? Have you any eggs?
>SVFX Yes, we have eggs
>FUNEM? Have you any ham?
>SVFM Yes, we have ham
>OKILFMNX OK, I'll have ham and eggs
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Christer Ericson
>
>In article <12...@ur-cc.UUCP>, rbru...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Richard
>Brumberg) writes:
>|> In <1991Feb28.0...@demott.com> k...@demott.com (Kevin D.
>|> Quitt) writes:
>|>
>|>
>|> >FUNEX?
>|> Have you any eggs?
>|> >SVFX
>|> Yes, we have eggs.
>|> [...]
>
>Interesting...
>
>And I was still thinking that FUNEX is Rot13 for SHARK!
That's interesting. SVFX is Rot13 for FISK, which is FISH in swedish. Maybe
you're on to something! :-)
>--brian
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Dan Hinojosa (Guest)
Okay, what the hell...
MR DUCKS
AR NOT
OSAR, CM WINGS
LIB
MR DUCKS
sigh...
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Kerry Person
>
> Okay, what the hell...
>
> MR DUCKS
> AR NOT
(Th)ey are not!
> OSAR, CM WINGS
Oh (y)es, (th)ey are, see (th)em wings?
> LIB
(W)ell, I('ll) be!
> MR DUCKS
(Th)em ARE ducks!
>
>sigh...
Ditto. :-)
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kpe...@plains.NoDak.edu Fargo, ND USA
Nichael Cramer
}FUNEX?
}SVFX
}FUNEM?
}SVFM
}OKILFMNX
It's semi-interesting in rot-13?
Robert Bernecky
A person goes into a restaurant, has dinner, and tells
his server, upon being presented with the check, the following:
100204180
Explain.
I think this came from a riddle book I had back in 4th grade or so.
Bob Bernecky
Snake Island Research Inc.
ps: From the people who brought you Ralph 124c41.
Zippy T. Pinhead
k...@demott.com (Kevin D. Quitt) cross-posts:
> FUNEX?
> SVFX
> FUNEM?
> SVFM
Yes we have ham.
> OKILFMNX
Okay, I'll have ham an' eggs.
Now try to keep this stuff out of the .humor group, and
we'll try to keep the run-on puns out of the .puzzles group.
Green, David
>The FUNEM posting reminded me of this one:
>
>A person goes into a restaurant, has dinner, and tells
>his server, upon being presented with the check, the following:
>
>100204180
>
>
>Explain.
*SPOILER ALERT*
repeat -- *SPOILER ALERT*
100204180 -- I ought not to owe for I ate nothing.
1 ought naught two o four 1 eight nothing.
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MICHAEL MASCHLER
>In article <1991Feb28.2...@comp.vuw.ac.nz> br...@comp.vuw.ac.nz (Brian Boutel) writes:
>>In article <12...@ur-cc.UUCP>, rbru...@uhura.cc.rochester.edu (Richard
>>Brumberg) writes:
>>|> In <1991Feb28.0...@demott.com> k...@demott.com (Kevin D.
>>|>
>>|> Have you any eggs?
>>|> >SVFX
>>|> Yes, we have eggs.
>> ...
>>Interesting...
>>
>>And I was still thinking that FUNEX is Rot13 for SHARK!
This reminds me of the following riddle:
What is green, hanged on the wall and is singing and whistling?
It is a Herring fish.
?...
It is green, because I painted it green.
It hangs on the wall, becaused I nailed it there.
It is singing and whistling -- this I said in order to make it
difficult for you to guess.
Michael
herr...@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com
[lots of quotations truncated]
>
> This reminds me of the following riddle:
> What is green, hanged on the wall and is singing and whistling?
>
> It is a Herring fish.
> ?...
> It is green, because I painted it green.
> It hangs on the wall, becaused I nailed it there.
> It is singing and whistling -- this I said in order to make it
> difficult for you to guess.
>
dan herrick
herr...@iccgcc.decnet.ab.com