Persevere, ye perfect men,
Ever keep the precepts ten.
Challenge: Create an univocalic verse.
Here is an attempt at a Limerick:
He preferred her relentless zest,
She remembered new jewels were best,
He needed presence,
She needed presents,
Few men ever expect the rest.
Carl G.
Wool sock on cold foot,
On low, low floor of world,
Poor fool roots for food;
Stop! No pots for to cook,
Roots rot, boots shot;
No! No bloody good.
--
Richard Heathfield <http://www.cpax.org.uk>
Email: -http://www. +rjh@
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Disciplining:
Impish witch with whip sizzling, swindling high
Instills wish: bitch clinching with thrilling silk thigh.
Bikini crisp clinging,
Lipstick'd kiss gripping,
Sixth digit tingling,
Brisk witch is ... whipping?
Is whipping? Hi! Hi?
Dirk, first firm, is flinching,
Cringing, diminishing.
Illicit fling is inhibiting:
Bliss (I miss'd) fizzling.
Fitting finish, I sigh.
Jimmi
An aardvark at an ant farm?
An all-day snack attack.
And at a bar, an ant asks, "What?"
"Alas, ant! Ask Afflack."
("y" is not a vowel if it is not the
sound in the syllable)
<snip>
> An aardvark at an ant farm?
> An all-day snack attack.
> And at a bar, an ant asks, "What?"
> "Alas, ant! Ask Afflack."
>
> ("y" is not a vowel if it is not the
> sound in the syllable)
It is legitimate to argue that y isn't a vowel, full stop. Not everyone
agrees, of course, but it is a reasonable point of view that is based on
the (very common) use of the word "vowel" as a label for a group of five
specific letters - 'a', 'e', 'i', 'o', and 'u'.
Well, it's reasonable and legitimate *if* you're playing Wheel of Fortune.
--
Mark Brader, Toronto | "Domine, defende nos
m...@vex.net | Contra hos stupidos DOS!" -- after A. D. Godley
I can certainly accept *if*, but I would draw the line at *iff*.
The issue has pretty much been settled so far
as major dictionaries are concerned. "Y" is a
vowel or a consonant depending on the context.
"Karma, ant: karma."