>The following is from The Joys of Yidish by Leo Rosten
[Actually 'Yiddish']
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I'm glad you introduced Leo Rosten, as I was about to do the same.
Amy Gold contrasted mensch with shmo, a polite form of 'shmuck', which
refers to the penis as well as to a jerk or idiot. Rosten illustrates most
Yiddish words with stories and for 'shmuck' tells the following (abridged
here):
Mr Lefkowitz was lonely in Miami and asked a man-about-town how he could
acquire as many friends. "Easy," came the reply. "Get a camel, ride it up
and down Collins Avenue and soon everyone will be asking 'Who *is* that
man?' You'll have to hire a social secretary to handle all the invitations."
One morning the telephone rang. "Mr Lefkowitz, this is the parking lot!
Your camel - it's gone! Stolen!"
Mr Lefkowitz immediately called the police. After a number of questions a
bewildered sergeant asked what sex was the camel.
"How am I supposed to know?" "Wait! Aha! It was a male!"
"Are you sure?", asked the sergeant.
"I'm positive, officer, because I just remembered people yelling: 'Hey, look
at the shmuck on that camel!'"
I can't resist adding my all-time Rosten favourite, the word "Aha!",
pronounced with a note of sudden comprehension, pleasure or triumph.
(Abridged) Mr Sokoloff ordered his usual chicken soup in his habitual Second
Avenue restaurant.
"Waiter, taste the soup", he requested.
"Hanh? Twenty years you've been eating here..."
"Waiter, taste the soup", said Sokoloff firmly.
"Sokoloff, what's the matter with you?"
"Taste the *soup*!"
"All right, all right," grimaced the waiter. "I'll taste - where's the
spoon?"
"Aha!" cried Sokoloff.
Get the book, and enjoy! (McGraw-Hill, 1968; Pocket Books 1970)
David.
David W. Bullock Tel: 64 3 325 3803
Centre for Molecular Biology Fax: 64 3 325 3851
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