~~*****Boa Constrictor In Vagina******~~
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wife and I enjoy engaging in sexual activities and masturbation. Last
night should took one of the babies that was no bigger than 11 inches and
put it in her vagina. She has done this before for pleasure and gotten it
out but the snake has not come out yet. She is too embarrassed to go to
the doctor and doesn't know what to do. I tried sticking my hand way up
her vaginal canal to grab the snake and I felt it once but it had gotten
so slimy from her vaginal juices that it slipped right out of my hand.
And I could not find it anymore. PLEASE HELP US. There is a snake in my
wifes vagina. If anyone has had this happen before and knows what to do
PLEASE tell me!!!!!
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Chris
>From: ZTD...@prodigy.com (Chat Host)
>Subject: ~~*****Boa Constrictor In Vagina******~~
>Date: 17 Dec 1995 20:01:18 GMT
Contact a vet immediately. Boas need full UV lighting and will not survive in
a viginal environment.
Christabel La Motte
wrote:
: let's all show some self control and kill this thread...
Or failing that, let's send it off to alt.folklore.urban where it belongs...
(I'm sure they've heard it before...)
:)
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Paul Huckabay
Chat Host (ZTD...@prodigy.com) wrote:
: Someone please help me out there!! Our 2 boas eggs hatched last week. My
Thad Berkebile
large, hairy man named Bubba who hasn't had sex in five years due to
solitary confinement.
Go waste someone else's time with your garbage.
Merry Christmas. :)
http://www.intersource.com./~thadberk/
Joseph Barnett
someone write an onnoying thread like this ,,it would probably be best
to not reply....See I am even doing it!!!!!!!AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHH
He got more attention than most of the questions and answers.Anyway, a
behavior that is reinforced will most likely occure again. Thanks
albert bandura and Skinner. We all fell into this wierdo's trap,,we got
all hot and bothered by it. When someone writes annoying @#$& like
this, I just don't reply...This guy was trying to get a rise and he
succeeded. (He got me too:) I have always thought that if someone
writes stuff like that, don't even bother replying. That's he wanted in
the first place. Typical child prank.
Byron Kindig
1. If your wife is embarrassed about going to her Dr. maybe she
could go to a VET
2. You might try a different newsgroup like alt.sex.bestiality or
something.
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Znofyl
"my boa's eggs hatched.." Really???? Call Ripley's!!!
Suzanne Lucia Demitrio
Wrong newsgroup. You want alt.folklore.urban.
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Wolfgang Wuster
From: ZTD...@prodigy.com (Chat Host)
Subject: ~~*****Boa Constrictor In Vagina******~~
Date: 17 Dec 1995 20:01:18 GMT
>
> wife and I enjoy engaging in sexual activities and masturbation. Last
> night should took one of the babies that was no bigger than 11 inches and
> put it in her vagina. She has done this before for pleasure and gotten it
> out but the snake has not come out yet. She is too embarrassed to go to
> the doctor and doesn't know what to do. I tried sticking my hand way up
> her vaginal canal to grab the snake and I felt it once but it had gotten
> so slimy from her vaginal juices that it slipped right out of my hand.
> And I could not find it anymore. PLEASE HELP US. There is a snake in my
> wifes vagina. If anyone has had this happen before and knows what to do
> PLEASE tell me!!!!!
How about doing what the rattlesnake roundup people do, and pouring some
gasoline in? That might bring the critter out.
No smoking, though!
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School of Biological Sciences, University of Wales, Bangor, UK
e-mail: w.wu...@bangor.ac.uk
Thought for the day: If you see a light at the end of the tunnel,
it is probably a train coming your way.
Daniel Contreni
: From: ZTD...@prodigy.com (Chat Host)
: Subject: ~~*****Boa Constrictor In Vagina******~~
: Date: 17 Dec 1995 20:01:18 GMT
: >
Believe it or not, I have a picture of something like this. A
rather small, brown snake crawling out of some woman's twat. Doesn't
look fake either. If anyone's interested, I'll repost it before I go on
vacation.
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Rules.11.1-4 * and sit right down in the sand and play....
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Mike Fry
I don't even post my chameleon photos in this group . . . let alone
somthing like *that*.
Mike
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rot and fester. I think your wiffe will then be due for an infection that'll
make yeast desireable. She may also be at risk of becoming infertile and
possibly death.
I suggest that she go to the doctor, or emergency room NOW. Don't wait for an
appointment. The embarrasment does not out weigh the potential of what can go
wrong.
John A. Wiley
: Wolfgang Wuster (bss...@bangor.ac.uk) wrote:
: : From: ZTD...@prodigy.com (Chat Host)
: : Subject: ~~*****Boa Constrictor In Vagina******~~
: : Date: 17 Dec 1995 20:01:18 GMT
: : >
: Believe it or not, I have a picture of something like this. A
: rather small, brown snake crawling out of some woman's twat. Doesn't
: look fake either. If anyone's interested, I'll repost it before I go on
: vacation.
Please... Go on vacation... I, for one, think this is probably fairly
inappropriate to post to rec.pets.herp...
Enjoy,
-jw
Rebecca Sobol
Daniel Contreni (dco...@zeus.towson.edu) wrote:
: Believe it or not, I have a picture of something like this. A
: rather small, brown snake crawling out of some woman's twat. Doesn't
: look fake either. If anyone's interested, I'll repost it before I go on
: vacation.
Please... Go on vacation... I, for one, think this is probably fairly
inappropriate to post to rec.pets.herp...
Enjoy,
-jw
It is inappropriate to post any pictures/binary files to rec.pets.herp
Onyx and Shamrock
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
but i wanted to buy some egg laying boas....
sham
Nathan Tenny
I don't believe I'm writing *anything* under this subject line.
Folks, please quit responding to this rather obvious troll. Note that the
story is clearly BS ("our 2 boas [sic] eggs hatched"...someone doesn't know
boas give live birth---quite apart from any other implausibilities); in all
probability, the perpetrator isn't even reading this newsgroup, but just
felt like getting a rise out of someone. Please Don't Feed The Egos.
And *no*, whoever it was, you *shouldn't* post your binary here. If you
must, post it on alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless, and post a pointer to it
here...but expect to be flamed to kingdom come. Animal abuse, even if it
involves a human vagina, arouses very little favorable interest from this
crowd.
Followups directed appropriately. Let's get back to talking about herps.
NT
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Kevin Quitt
>Hey there dude...kinda sounds like a personal problem to me :)
Sounds like an obvious troll to me...
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Steve Reecy
says...
> Smut deleted
My advice is for her to find another lover since you are doing such and
inadequete job that she has to resort to reptiles...
DragonKeeper
>Someone please help me out there!! Our 2 boas eggs hatched last week. My
>wife and I enjoy engaging in sexual activities and masturbation. Last
>night should took one of the babies that was no bigger than 11 inches and
>put it in her vagina. She has done this before for pleasure and gotten it
>out but the snake has not come out yet. She is too embarrassed to go to
>the doctor and doesn't know what to do. I tried sticking my hand way up
>her vaginal canal to grab the snake and I felt it once but it had gotten
>so slimy from her vaginal juices that it slipped right out of my hand.
>And I could not find it anymore. PLEASE HELP US. There is a snake in my
>wifes vagina. If anyone has had this happen before and knows what to do
>PLEASE tell me!!!!!
>
All I can say is that you are a moron. Just if you didn't know, this
newsgroup contains mostly intelligent conversation... apparently you don't
belong here.
DragonKeeper
Ron Tremper
Head*****~~ End of Story!
Daniel Contreni
: Please post the photo, it seems a great item for a screen background.
As one of my last acts before leaving for vacation, I have posted
the pic to a.b.p.t. Don't let your mother see it.....
BTW, you didn't actually believe the original post, did you? Can
you say TROLL?
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Stephen Waelder
Oded Feingold
So I checked alt.binaries.pictures.tasteless, and damned if there
isn't a JPG of - yup - just what the subject line sez. (Uh oh,
Senator Exon isn't going to be happy with me.)
But that's only of passing interest. Chat Host brought some real,
honest, heartfelt postings out of the woodwork. I refer to those
wishing death and violence upon him. Way to go, guys!
P.S.: [Kudos to zno...@aol.com for noting that boas hatched from
eggs are a rare and wondrous thing, as are Ninja Turtles,
which have teeth.]
Steve Grenard
Abbie Offman
: From: ZTD...@prodigy.com (Chat Host)
: Subject: ~~*****Boa Constrictor In Vagina******~~
: Date: 17 Dec 1995 20:01:18 GMT
: >
: > night should took one of the babies that was no bigger than 11 inches and
: > put it in her vagina. She has done this before for pleasure and gotten it
: > out but the snake has not come out yet. She is too embarrassed to go to
: > the doctor and doesn't know what to do. I tried sticking my hand way up
: > her vaginal canal to grab the snake and I felt it once but it had gotten
: > so slimy from her vaginal juices that it slipped right out of my hand.
: > And I could not find it anymore. PLEASE HELP US. There is a snake in my
: > wifes vagina. If anyone has had this happen before and knows what to do
: > PLEASE tell me!!!!!
THis is one of the most discusting things I have ever heard. I hope it
bites the hell out of the insides of your wife. This is one of the most
disturbing instances of pet abuse I have heard. Buy the horny bitch a dildo.
You disgusiting sickos.
Steve McCready
>Hey folks, the weirdest thing in this post was the thing everyone missed:
>"my boa's eggs hatched.." Really???? Call Ripley's!!!
Y'know, I noticed that too ... made it very clear that this is
someone's idea of an amusing story, so I figured it was best ignored.
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swan
Vet hauls out slimy wriggling snake
*slap!* "hisssssss!"
"Congratulations! It's a baby boa!!
OUCH!
WHY do the lyrics to "Charlotte the Harlot keep floating thru my mind?
Swan
Anne Marsden
> Believe it or not, I have a picture of something like this. A
> rather small, brown snake crawling out of some woman's twat. Doesn't
> look fake either. If anyone's interested, I'll repost it before I go on
> vacation.
We've seen it, Dan. It was posted earlier this year. Remember, folks,
if you want to post pictures, don't do it on rph, which is a small
newsgroup for text only. Please post pictures to one of the binary
newsgroups and give a short text pointer to rph readers on where to
find it, for those who'd like to see it.
Anne 'but it gives me a great idea on how to thaw those pesky frozen
rats' Marsden
"...an alien who travels to earth in search of water for his drought
ridden plant." ---- Fusion Video blurb for 'The Man Who Fell To Earth'.
swan
>Someone please help me out there!! Our 2 boas eggs hatched last week. My
>wife and I enjoy engaging in sexual activities and masturbation. Last
>night should took one of the babies that was no bigger than 11 inches and
>put it in her vagina. She has done this before for pleasure and gotten it
>out but the snake has not come out yet. She is too embarrassed to go to
>the doctor and doesn't know what to do. I tried sticking my hand way up
>her vaginal canal to grab the snake and I felt it once but it had gotten
>so slimy from her vaginal juices that it slipped right out of my hand.
>And I could not find it anymore. PLEASE HELP US. There is a snake in my
>wifes vagina. If anyone has had this happen before and knows what to do
>PLEASE tell me!!!!!
Top Ten Ways to Unsnake a Vagina
Dr Swan AT yer service!
10 Hoover that crack! Get a vacuum cleaner.
9. Call a snake charmer.
8. Get between her spread legs and make a sound like a mouse!
7. Plumber's snake or Roto Rooter...
6. Send in Mama snake
5. Use Vise-Grips and a flashlight.
4. Send in a mongoose with a rope tied to its balls!
3. Fuck her. when it bites down on yer choad, pull out!
2. Call the vet. Pussies have eaten worse things and lived.
1. Hell, guy... CHARGE ADMISSION! *I*'d pay to see it!
Swan
Now THAT'S what *I* call HERPES!!
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>From: s...@calweb.com (Steve McCready)
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>Subject: Re: ~~*****Boa Constrictor In Vagina******~~
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>zno...@aol.com (Znofyl) wrote:
>
>>
>HI I LIKE VAGINAS
Snakeman
Gary Harris
>Hey folks, the weirdest thing in this post was the thing everyone missed:
>"my boa's eggs hatched.." Really???? Call Ripley's!!!
I caught it, but figured a reply to the original was uncalled for,
though when I read alt.tasteless in a bit, if the original appears
there, I WILL reply to it (and set the followups accordingly, I'd hate
for the RPH folks to have to subject themselves to what I'd like to
say to this idiot with his hatching boas and the vagina thing:)
Gary
Rocky
>ZTD...@prodigy.com (Chat Host) wrote:
>>Someone please help me out there!! Our 2 boas eggs hatched last week. My
>>wife and I enjoy engaging in sexual activities and masturbation. Last
>>night should took one of the babies that was no bigger than 11 inches and
>>put it in her vagina. She has done this before for pleasure and gotten it
>>out but the snake has not come out yet. She is too embarrassed to go to
>>the doctor and doesn't know what to do. I tried sticking my hand way up
>>her vaginal canal to grab the snake and I felt it once but it had gotten
>>so slimy from her vaginal juices that it slipped right out of my hand.
>>And I could not find it anymore. PLEASE HELP US. There is a snake in my
>>wifes vagina. If anyone has had this happen before and knows what to do
>>PLEASE tell me!!!!!
>>
>All I can say is that you are a moron. Just if you didn't know, this
>newsgroup contains mostly intelligent conversation... apparently you don't
>belong here.
Obviously you are full of it. If your boa hatched from an egg call
the papers because boas are live bearers, idiot. If something is up
there I hope it doesn't come out.
Robbie Bailey
L oooser!
Rb.
Xx bug xx iz da Hacker
can't put your mouth on her vagina without you tasting and smelling
something nasty!!!!!!!!!!! one day just whatch, you will have you tonge
in your wifes vagina and snap! the snake will bit off you tong. Just hope
it's not your penis in there when he's hungry. :D
John A. Wiley
<Idiot ranting removed>
This post has been forwarded to mai...@prodigy.com for appropriate
disposition... Anyone else wishing to complain should forward the
post as well, with an appropriate complaint, to "mai...@prodigy.com"...
Time to take out the trash, I guess...
Enjoy,
-jw
Mike Fry
And clean the gene pool. . .
How do you suppose these people survive to adulthood?
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I feel like closing my Prodigy account all of a sudden.
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Yes, Peyton is a female name :)
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> -
> PEYTON CREADICK VES...@prodigy.com
> Yes, Peyton is a female name :)
Unfortunately, that won't help. These people are *everywhere*. And
they breed like rabbits, too.
Mike
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>
>> I feel like closing my Prodigy account all of a sudden.
>> -
>> PEYTON CREADICK VES...@prodigy.com
>> Yes, Peyton is a female name :)
>
>
>Unfortunately, that won't help. These people are *everywhere*. And
>they breed like rabbits, too.
Which is a pretty good trick, with that snake in there and all....
Alta
Peyton Creadick
>they breed like rabbits, too.
>
Wasn't being literal Mike. I have always had a taste for understatement
when expressing myself.