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Re: Help! My lab is now a pitbull

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TheAmazing...@mail.com

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Apr 5, 2005, 3:49:42 PM4/5/05
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HOWEDY John,

John wrote:

> My lab, Tyson,

A dog is a dog, John.

> is 2 years old,

Any three week old puppy got all the brains he needs
to naturally want to do anything you got the intellect
to make him naturally want to do...

> neutered,

HOWE COME you surgically sexually MUTILATED your dog, John?

Surgical sexual mutilation CAUSES FEAR AGGRESSION, John.

> and I've had him since he was 5 weeks old.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard sez:

You GET The Critter You TRAINED

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ALL TEMPERAMENT And BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS
ARE CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

A DOG Is A Dog;
As A KAT Is A KAT;
As A BIRDY Is A BIRDY;
As A CHILD IS A CHILD;
As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES.

ALL Critters Only Respond In
PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways
To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
Which We Create For Them.

Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
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> His first year was spent with my other dog, a beagle.

That's IRRELEVENT.

> I did all his obedience training

THAT'S THE PROBLEM, John.

> prior to meeting my wife a year ago.

THAT'S IRRELEVENT, John.

> He listens to me indoors and out,

On accHOWENT of you HURT and INTIMIDATE him as you
been TAUGHT by the Gang Of Lying Dog Abusing Punk
Thug Cowards and ACTIVE ACUTE LONG TERM INCURABLE
MENTAL CASES who surgically mutilate, shock, choke
bribe and withhold bribes and "rewards" and lock
dogs in boxes with no food water or break area and
IGNORE their cries or spray them with aversives.

> but will only listen to my wife indoors.

Where he can't ESCAPE.

> She has not worked with him on his obedience training,

You mean his jerking and choking, John. THAT'S HOWE
COME your dog won't listen to your Mrs. and REACTS
with FEAR when approached by a PUPPY.

> so I believe that is why he doesn't really listen to her.

Your dog has been TAUGHT to respond to FEAR FORCE and INTIMDIATION.

> I have been away on business since mid-January, so my wife as had to
take
> care of him. Today, she walked with him to the elementary school to
walk the
> kids home. She says another man brought his puppy to pick up his
kids. She
> says Tyson tried to get away to get at the other dog. She was able to
calm
> him down and he laid down.

You mean she was able to force CON-TROLL and INTIMIDATE him.

> The other man was walking home with his kids, on the other sidewalk,
and his
> pup got away. She said he didn't have a tight grip on the leash. The
pup
> came running over to where Tyson was, and he went nuts. He drug my
wife
> across the lawn. She said he had his choker on,

You think CHOKING the dog will make IT confident?

> but he was choking himself and barking the mean lab bark,
> not the high pitched playing bark. He got to the pup and
> bit it around its neck and started shaking it like it was
> one of his toys.

Is your dog ordinarily AFRAID of his TOYS?

> The man came over and tried to get the pup out of Tyson's mouth.

A WIZE idea, eh John?

> He put his hand in his mouth,

Ooops!

> instead of pinching his jowls,

Your dog LIKES his JHOWELS pinched, does he, John?

> and pried the pup out while taking a couple bites to his hand.

NO PROBLEMO.

> She said there was blood everywhere.

THAT was PREDICTABLE.

> The cops showed up and took statements.

LikeWIZE... PREDICTABLE.

> I'm not worried about getting sued, because it's not all Tyson's
fault.

"Finding FAULT" is likeWIZE, PREDICTABLE.

> If the man would've had a hold of the leash, like he should've,
> this wouldn't have happened.

UNLESS your dog was TRUSTWORTHY.

> The problem is my wife is EXTREMELY upset,

As she should be.

> and I'm 2500 miles from home.

NO PROBLEMO. The Amazing Puppy Wizard trains dogs all
over the Whole Wild World <{) ; ~ ) >

And FOR FREE, to boot.

> She wants to take him to the pound,

THAT'S on accHOWENT of she's AFRAID. THAT'S HOWE COME
HOWER DOG LOVERS HURT INTIMIDATE and MURDER dogs.

> but that's the last thing I want to do.

That so? Would you BET YOUR LIFE on that? The Amazing
Puppy Wizard SEZ NO... you'll HATE the ONLY SOLUTION.

> She doesn't understand that he's my boy.

Let's not make this PERSONAL, John. Your dog is AFRAID
of a PUPPY on accHOWENT of YOU SURGICALLY MUTILATED and
then proceeded to jerk and choke bribe crate and intimidate
your dog till IT WENT INSANE and NHOWE you got your hands
full with your Mrs. trying to FORCE CON-TROLL of a fear
aggressive dog, thanks to all your professional training
and EXXXPERT veterinary care... which CAUSED him to GO INSANE.

And you'll be NEXT if you don't break this cycle of fear.

> I find his actions really disturbing

That so? But you think jerking choking and surgically
sexually MUTILATING your dog is NOT DISTURBING, John?

HOWE COME do you suppose your puppy TURNED FEAR AGGRESSIVE?

> and unlike him.

Was jerking choking bribing intimidating and surgically
mutilation "LIKE HIM," John? Or was THAT, MOORE LIKE YOU?

> I asked my wife if she would go to obedience training
> with him so he'll obey her.

You mean MOORE of the SAME SAME SAME SAME that made
your puppy FEAR AGGRESSIVE, John???

> My only other option is to put an ad in the paper.

NOT unless you'd PREFER to do the only reasonable thing
left to do under the circumstances, John. EITHER KILL
YOURSELF and your family or LEARN HOWE to pupperly handle
and train your dogs and children so they won't be REPEATING
the SINS of their father's, John.

> Any suggestions are greatly appreciated! TIA!

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John

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Apr 5, 2005, 4:30:24 PM4/5/05
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You need psychological help.*plonk*


Hillary 2008

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Apr 6, 2005, 11:59:50 PM4/6/05
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I plonk that wizard freak everytime he changes his moniker. One item of
note, spaying and neutering does not cause fear aggression. That statement
is proof that the puppy wizard is a complete moron and imbecile.


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> You need psychological help.*plonk*
>
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