CHAT:Dopted Dog Club
Kimberly Ann Winkeler
but I'm not a smooshface or a trashdoggie or a speckled dog, so I
couldn't join any of these clubs. Like some of the rest of you, my mom
doesn't know my birthay, so we celebrate my 'doption day--June 18 1994.
If you let me join, I'll even let y'all play with my toys, even my frisbee!!
Jessie
Sara
You cold join Big Heads International. I'm president of that club.
It is open to all big headed dogs, big headed wannabes, big head
admirers, and friends of big headed dogs.
Nondiscrimination statement: All dogs allowed to join regardless of
gender or lack there of, species (so catdogs can join), nationality
(we're international now), and orientation (so even 'trievers can join).
You can join even if you have the unfortunate deformity of a small
head with a pointy nose.
See a proper big head at http://users.aimnet.com/~oaktree/home.html
Sara, the shy mastiff
Susan Mudgett aka little gator
Kimberly Ann Winkeler (kwi...@larry.cc.emory.edu) wrote:
: Can I join the club too?? I've wanted to join a club for a long time,
: but I'm not a smooshface or a trashdoggie or a speckled dog, so I
: couldn't join any of these clubs. Like some of the rest of you, my mom
: doesn't know my birthay, so we celebrate my 'doption day--June 18 1994.
: If you let me join, I'll even let y'all play with my toys, even my frisbee!!
Jessie-this is Molly, President of the Most Beautifullest Speckledog
club. I got tired of keeping nice doggies out so we changed the
rules-now all Speckledogs, Stripeydogs, and Speckle or Stripey
wannabes can join. The Big Head Club lets you join if you have a big
head, big hair, big ears, or you're a Big Head wannabe.
When Daddy and Mommy Dopted me my old Daddy gave them some papers that
said my birthday. Can I still be Dopted?
Rachel Priebee
> You cold join Big Heads International. I'm president of that club.
> It is open to all big headed dogs, big headed wannabes, big head
> admirers, and friends of big headed dogs.
> See a proper big head at http://users.aimnet.com/~oaktree/home.html
Oh, Sara! You do have a magnificently big head! My mum sez I have
a pin head, but I don't really, it's just that the rest of me is
a little fluffy!
Great picture!
Murphy
Kimberly Ann Winkeler
Hi Molly! It really was nice of you to let other nice doggies into your
club, but unless there is a group for
Very-Shiny-All-Black-Doggies-With-Tails-That-Curl-Up, I still don't think
I can belong to any other clubs except the Dopted Doggie club. My mom
tells everyone that I'm a skip-er-key mix, but I'm not sure she's right
because I don't even know how to skip!! (Mom here: She really is a
beautiful schipperke x--she has the very expressive schipperke "fox
face", but her ears flop over instead of standing up, and her coat is
longer and less harsh than the schipps. Her tail curls up like a spitz',
and I have had different schipp breeders and owners tell me that is what
schipp tails look like when they aren't docked. If I ever get my stuff
together, I'm gonna put her picture on my as-yet non-existent web page
for all to see!) Anyway, I wish I had stripeys or some other great
markings, but the best I can offer is the scar on my foot from where a
mean ol' snake bit me! Does anyone else have any great scars? I mean,
besides any you got from TED takin' your parts, 'cause lots of us have those!
Sniffs and licks and wags to all!
Jessie
Rachel Priebee
> >wannabes can join. The Big Head Club lets you join if you have a big
> >head, big hair, big ears, or you're a Big Head wannabe.
> I dunno about Big Head. I 'spose I'm a Big Head Wannabe. I got one ear up
> and one down.
I'll never be a big head dog. Mum says I have a big fat labrador
butt and a pin head. I think I'm beyooteful!
Murphy.
Lyn Sims
>
>
>
> I'll never be a big head dog. Mum says I have a big fat labrador
> butt and a pin head. I think I'm beyooteful!
>
>
>
>
> Murphy.
Murphy, do you have big ears? Bigheads Club let me in becuz I have big ears.
Mama says I have a pinhead, too. She calls me "batdog", but I'm a GSD. I
think you can be a bighead dog, too, if you think reallyreally highly of
yourself.
C'mmon and join. YOu will have fun sleeping in the sun and eating sketti with
GARLICGARLICGARLIC.
Your Friend,
Siggie
Kimberly Anne Wright
: Jessie-this is Molly, President of the Most Beautifullest Speckledog
: club. I got tired of keeping nice doggies out so we changed the
: rules-now all Speckledogs, Stripeydogs, and Speckle or Stripey
: head, big hair, big ears, or you're a Big Head wannabe.
Molly, that is very nice of you to let us not-so speckled dogs join. Can
I be a member. I am mostly a black lab but I have a white spot on my
chest and a little white tip on my tail. My mom said that when she
dopted me at the shelter, my sister was in the cage with me and she was
totally speckled. Isn't that strange she was speckled and i am black?
Anyway, I think this means I have speckled heritage so I am qualified to
be a speckled dog don't you think? Also my mom keeps saying that my fur
is changing colors so maybe by the time I grow up I will really have
speckles. Oh, I also live wiff alien speckled ccccats. does that count?
-Ollie, the black dog with a spot
Susan Mudgett aka little gator
Kimberly Anne Wright (ka...@acpub.duke.edu) wrote:
: Molly, that is very nice of you to let us not-so speckled dogs join. Can
: I be a member. I am mostly a black lab but I have a white spot on my
: chest and a little white tip on my tail. My mom said that when she
: dopted me at the shelter, my sister was in the cage with me and she was
: totally speckled. Isn't that strange she was speckled and i am black?
: Anyway, I think this means I have speckled heritage so I am qualified to
: be a speckled dog don't you think? Also my mom keeps saying that my fur
: is changing colors so maybe by the time I grow up I will really have
: speckles. Oh, I also live wiff alien speckled ccccats. does that count?
Of course you can be a member, Ollie! But you have to remember who you are
cus I dont keep a list-my Mommy said it was too much work being the
club secreterrier.
This club is for doggies only so no ccats, even if they are
Speckled. Im mad at ccats today-my ccatsistersandbrothers are ok, but
there was a stray cat at my house and she gave me pinfeet on my nose.
yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca
join. I'm a little Heinz 57. I'm not speckled, striped only black with
white patch on my chest and I have 4 little white mudders. All the better
to dig with my suckermom says! My favorite "ttention getter is the toilet
paper. If I feel lonely and the bathroom door is open, it's free game. My
other trick is a big hooowl if suckerdad leaves without me. I go to puppy
school but I'm not the teacher's pet. I know she thinks my suckerparents
are beyond redemption!
Rosalina (my name's really big to make up for how small I am)
P.S. it's my birthday on the 22nd!
Lyell Harman
>Oh is there a one ear up and one ear down club? If ther is I want to
>join. I'm a little Heinz 57.
>Rosalina (my name's really big to make up for how small I am)
>P.S. it's my birthday on the 22nd!
I've got one ear up and one ear down too!!!! I'm a fox terrier, white, with
large black patches on my back, brown on my head and butt, and some grey on my
head. I'm s'posed to be pure-bred but Mum isn't sure. She adopted me when
I was six years old. When Mum takes my paw-trait, hoomins say she should
tape up my floppy ear - they're rude! She loves my one ear up and one down,
and my little stubby tail, it was docked when I was a tiny puppy.
Good to bark with you!
Rocky
yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca
My mom said she was taking me and dad to the pawtrait people for our first
Kissmas pictoor. Old cccat Zap is too much a scaredy ccat to come. They
better not tell mom to tape my ear up or the other one down. She thinks
its my yoonike trademark. But if they try it won't work for long anyway!
Instead I get to wear my new Kissmas Collar if I don't chew it off too!
Rosalina (mom and dad's pretty girl now instead of pretty baby)
Neefer
>Oh is there a one ear up and one ear down club? If ther is I want to
>join.
There is now, and you are the president.
Sara, the shy mastiff
wink, wink friend of Siggie
PS may be losing my Usenet acess so I may disappear for
a while, but I am wiff you in spirit.
Kelly Anne Hinkle
>Rosalina <yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca> wrote:
>>Oh is there a one ear up and one ear down club? If ther is I want to
>>join.
Me too! Me too!! Me too!! Me too!! I have one ear up and one ear down too!
So did the Doggy that Mom had before me, Opal. My Uncle Cheerio does too.
(He also had one ball up and one down, but that's a *whole* different club!)
>
>PS may be losing my Usenet acess so I may disappear for
>a while, but I am wiff you in spirit.
Sara, we'll miss you! Until you get back, Sundance and I will be Saran Wrap
Doggys too! We have been kinda scarce for a while, but we're back, and we're
hip-hop-happenin'!! :)
Saran-Wrap Diamond, and Saran-Wrap Sundance
--
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*Kelly Anne Hinkle "Oppress not the cubs of a stranger,*
*kkea...@electra.cs.buffalo.edu but hail them as Sister and Brother"*
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Lyn Sims
> Rosalina <yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca> wrote:
> >Oh is there a one ear up and one ear down club? If ther is I want to
> >join.
>
>
> Sara, the shy mastiff
> wink, wink friend of Siggie
>
> PS may be losing my Usenet acess so I may disappear for
> a while, but I am wiff you in spirit.
Oh, Sara, I'm so glad to see you! Mama went on va-ca-shun and
home with her was good, but I missed you too much. If you disappear
for a while I will be true to your memory. And I'll see you
in dream.
winkwinkwinkwink
Siggie
yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca
>
>Me too! Me too!! Me too!! Me too!! I have one ear up and one ear down too!
>So did the Doggy that Mom had before me, Opal. My Uncle Cheerio does too.
>(He also had one ball up and one down, but that's a *whole* different club!)
>
Well Sara, I'll miss you too. If I'm going to be a (gasp) president, what
do I have to do?
Will you help me Saran Wrap Diamond and Saran Wrap Sundance?
Rosalina
Kelly Anne Hinkle
>
>Well Sara, I'll miss you too. If I'm going to be a (gasp) president, what
>do I have to do?
>Will you help me Saran Wrap Diamond and Saran Wrap Sundance?
>
>Rosalina
>
>
up real proud, show your dignified ears, and smile big. No problem. All
other doggies who have those boring ears, either both us, or both down, will
bow down in homage to us for being on the cutting edge of fashion.
All Hail Rosalina!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saran Wrap Diamond
Lyn Sims
> Saran-Wrap Sara <s...@harvee.billerica.ma.us> wrote:
> >: Sara, we'll miss you! Until you get back, Sundance and I will be Saran Wrap
> >: Doggys too! We have been kinda scarce for a while, but we're back, and we're
> >: hip-hop-happenin'!! :)
>
> >you should be shy or Stripey.
>
> While I do like my nice stripey look, I am not proud of my shyness.
> It is very hard being a shy dog. I would like to be friendly. I
> don't like having to be on the outside looking in. I want to like
> people. I want to play. I can't do any of that because I am so
> shy.
>
> However, I do have a lovely big head. AROOW!
>
> If you were all to be honorable Big Heads while I am gone and keep the
> club active, I would be honored.
>
> Sara, BH, the shy mastiff (Siggie's wink, wink friend)
>
> Oh, and don't let anyone take my bestest friend Siggie away from
> me. I would be just crushed.
My dearest Sara, no doggy could take me away from you, ever! (Why would
someone want to? Did I do a BADDOG thing? (ears back, tail down.)) You
are my very own stripey doGess forever!
Licksnlicks,
Siggie
Susan Mudgett aka little gator
Kelly Anne Hinkle (kkea...@cs.buffalo.edu) wrote:
: In article <oaktreeD...@netcom.com> oak...@netcom.com (Neefer) writes:
: >Rosalina <yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca> wrote:
: >>join.
: Me too! Me too!! Me too!! Me too!! I have one ear up and one ear down too!
: So did the Doggy that Mom had before me, Opal. My Uncle Cheerio does too.
: (He also had one ball up and one down, but that's a *whole* different club!)
My Grammy used to have a one ear up one ear down doggie when she was a
hoominpup. His name is Jock and he's been at Rainbow Bridge a loooong
time. Can he join? Jock was a Scottie and one of his ears got hurt
and stayed floppy forever.
: >
: >PS may be losing my Usenet acess so I may disappear for
: >a while, but I am wiff you in spirit.
: Sara, we'll miss you! Until you get back, Sundance and I will be Saran Wrap
: Doggys too! We have been kinda scarce for a while, but we're back, and we're
: hip-hop-happenin'!! :)
: Saran-Wrap Diamond, and Saran-Wrap Sundance
Kelly Anne Hinkle
decision lies with our fair President. Rosalina??
>
>This *is* an honor, but Im nopt going away, Shy Sara is. So I guess
>you should be shy or Stripey.
Heh...oops. :) Sorry about that! Well, neither of us is really shy, so
we'll be Stripey Diamond and Stripey Sundance! :)
Stripey Diamond.....who thinks stripes look cool on Shelties
and
Stripey Sundance....who thinks stripes look even cooler on Mello Yello Labs!
Neefer
>>
>>Well Sara, I'll miss you too. If I'm going to be a (gasp) president, what
>>do I have to do?
Well, all you really have to do is make sure htat new doggies are invited
to join your club.
In Big Heads International, we have a non-discrimination statement, a
motto, and a webpage linked to my page so that all big headed doggies
(or other species) who don't have anywhere else to put their pictures
can put thier pictures on the net. We have an offishul food (tomatoe
sauce) and an offishul activity (sleeping in the sun).
Other clubs keep lists of the members, but that was too hard for a
Big Head.
You don't have to do any of that.
Sara, the shy mastiff (Siggie's wink,wink friend)
http://users.aimnet.com/~oaktree/sara.html
Neefer
>: Sara, we'll miss you! Until you get back, Sundance and I will be Saran Wrap
>: Doggys too! We have been kinda scarce for a while, but we're back, and we're
>: hip-hop-happenin'!! :)
>This *is* an honor, but Im nopt going away, Shy Sara is. So I guess
>you should be shy or Stripey.
While I do like my nice stripey look, I am not proud of my shyness.
C. Ramko
> However, I do have a lovely big head. AROOW!
>
> If you were all to be honorable Big Heads while I am gone and keep the
> club active, I would be honored.
>
> Sara, BH, the shy mastiff (Siggie's wink, wink friend)
>
> Oh, and don't let anyone take my bestest friend Siggie away from
> me. I would be just crushed.
>
We will think about you a whole lot and hope you come to woof wif us
reeeeeeelly soon. I'l keep an eye out on Siggie and keep him safe. Percy
will look over Big Head matters.
We'll miss you like buried bones,
your pal,
Kodiak
Lyell Harman
>>Well Sara, I'll miss you too. If I'm going to be a (gasp) president, what
>>do I have to do?
>>
>>Rosalina
>>
>>
>Hi Rosalina! Being President is eeeeeaaaasssyyyy.
All
>bow down in homage to us for being on the cutting edge of fashion.
>All Hail Rosalina!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Saran Wrap Diamond
I'll support you Rosalina. Please include me in the Club!
Rocky (one ear up, one down; and cute little tail)
Equesse
tip turns backwards. Mom says I look funny... like I have my ear on
backwards. I think its quite clever looking... she taped it down off and
on for a year, but it still likes to shoot straight up, then "break" back
at the tip. Not like Sissy's ears, that fold 3/4 perfect, both sides. No
character.
Scout the Wonder Dog
(I "wonder" when dinner is?)
Mtndogmom
bossy Sierra R. T. O'Puppy. People think I'm so cute with one ear up and
one ear down. I just came that way and it works fine with me.
Siskiyou the mountain dog
ChynaDll
when I'm happy, one of my big floppy ears perky aALL the way up, and the
other doesn't. Momma says she don't know why the one does, because my ears
are too big to perk up, but it does! Can I join! Please, oh please???
-Sweet Pea
m...@en.com
Look at my picture on my web page and tell me if I count too!
ShanE
http://www.en.com/users/mad/shane.html
m...@en.com
Prezident TrashDog
FluffyE Dog
Boyfriend of bootiful smooshface Cara
yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca
many ways to keep one ear up and the other down there were. Any way you
can do it counts. I don't know any one who could do it when they weren't
happy. If i"m not happy both ears go down and I give my sucker parents my
puppy eyes until they figure out what's wrong and do something about it.
It usually works.
Any way if there's a list, it's got to include Unkle Cheerio, Rocky, Saran
Wrap Diamond, Scout the Wonder Dog, Siskiyou (mountain dog), Sweet Pea and
of cours you to Shane. (I just love trash especially if its in the
bathroom garbage, do I qualify for your club too?) If my spellings wrong,
they didn't teach me that in puppy school!
m...@en.com
Any doggy that *LOVES* trash is a trashdog member!! Welcome to the club!!
Lyell Harman
>>Any way if there's a list, it's got to include Unkle Cheerio, Rocky, Saran
>>Wrap Diamond, Scout the Wonder Dog, Siskiyou (mountain dog), Sweet Pea and
>>of cours you to Shane. (I just love trash especially if its in the
>>bathroom garbage, do I qualify for your club too?) If my spellings wrong,
>>they didn't teach me that in puppy school!
I've been trying to keep track of the applications for membership of the One
Ear Club, too. I think we have to add Rosalina (President - elected
unopposed, with acclamation); Opal and Jock who went to Rainbow Bridge; and
Brutus. Brutus is so old he's probably entitled to be an Honorary Life Member
of all the clubs.
Rocky
Greg Zywicki
according to the sheltiepup standard, but they don't. So Momandad chew on
some stuff and then stick it on my southpaw ear so it can't stand up. My
shakepaw ear does whatever the southpaw ear tells it to, so it stays down,
`cept when I'm real excited, then it sticks up (So would the southpaw ear if
it didn't have gum on it.)
but I don't know if I want to be in any particular club. I noticed that there
were a lot more UDRR parties before all these clubs started.
Cedric Z
Not sure if he'd want to join a club that had him for a member,
Except maybe the *T*R*E*A*T* club for dogs (I'm not only the president, I'm
also a member!)
yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca
>I've been trying to keep track of the applications for membership of the One
>Ear Club, too. I think we have to add Rosalina (President - elected
>unopposed, with acclamation); Opal and Jock who went to Rainbow Bridge; and
>Brutus. Brutus is so old he's probably entitled to be an Honorary Life Member
>of all the clubs.
>
>Rocky
Ok Rocky
I've added them to the club list too!
Mommy's helping me 'cause to tell the truth my memory for things like that
isn't too good. I'll never forget the bathroom toilet paper roll trick but
things like this is another matter!
Any way my sucker mom knows I'm innocent even thoutgh the tissue evidence
is still hanging out of my mouth! (She says it's my puppy eyes!
Rosalina (president)
Kelly Anne Hinkle
>My ears do all sorts of funny things. They're supposed to stay down,
>according to the sheltiepup standard, but they don't. So Momandad chew on
>some stuff and then stick it on my southpaw ear so it can't stand up. My
>shakepaw ear does whatever the southpaw ear tells it to, so it stays down,
>`cept when I'm real excited, then it sticks up (So would the southpaw ear if
>it didn't have gum on it.)
>
>but I don't know if I want to be in any particular club. I noticed that there
>were a lot more UDRR parties before all these clubs started.
Cedric, I'm a Sheltie too! So is my Uncle Cheerio, and Opal was too. It
seems to run in the family--maybe we're cousins!
We're hosting an UDRR partypartyparty here next weekend, in Champaign,
Illinois. It's for *all* the Club Members of all the Clubs!
So join us here....
Stripey Diamond, in support of Stripey Sara til she returns!
Karen
Hey all, It's Nene!
My ears sometimes flop over and I have one hear up and one ear
down. Both my ears are down and floppy most of the time. Sometimes
though when I play on of my ears goes up. Can I be in this club?
Please o please O please??
Nene
Kelly Anne Hinkle
Sure, why not? As long as you don't have those weird flappy ears like my dumb
Slobador brother, Sundance, or straight up, prick ears like my friend the
Great Dane, Jasmine, you'll fit in! :-)
Stripey Diamond, in support of Stripey Sara til she comes back
Susan Mudgett aka little gator
: I've been trying to keep track of the applications for membership of the One
: Ear Club, too. I think we have to add Rosalina (President - elected
: unopposed, with acclamation); Opal and Jock who went to Rainbow Bridge; and
: Brutus. Brutus is so old he's probably entitled to be an Honorary Life
: Member
: of all the clubs.
I'm a little worried about Jock. The Rainbow Bridge story says when
Doggies get there they get all better. My uncle Jock(his hoomin Mommy
was my Grammy) was a regular two ears up Scottie for a while at first.
Then he got hit by a BADTRUCK and hurt his ear. His hurt ear fell down
and stayed there forever-that's how he got to be a one ear up one ear
down dog. Did his down ear maybe get all better and go back up when
he got to Rainbow Bridge? Can he still be in the Club anyway?
When we get to Rainbow Bridge do we get back all the parts the TEDS
stole?
Molly
yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca
>>Hey all, It's Nene!
>> My ears sometimes flop over and I have one hear up and one ear
>>down. Both my ears are down and floppy most of the time. Sometimes
>>though when I play on of my ears goes up. Can I be in this club?
>>Please o please O please??
>>
>>Nene
Sure Nene,
I'm adding your name to the list. Both my ears are floppy only when mom
is telling me I'm baad doggie like when I had accident in the kitchen
because it was too cold and blizzardy to go out through my doggie door
this morning, and I just couldn't wait for daddy to wake up and take me on
our morning walk. They both stand up when the mailman drops bombs thru the
letter slot and I try to kill them all. The rest of the time it is one
ear up and one ear down.
And I'm the president!
Rosalina
Karen
: >>Hey all, It's Nene!
: Rosalina
Thank you!! I haven't been able to see the posts in a while because
badmom has been a pooter hog lately. I am so proud to be in this club.
Nene
--
Karen Rothstein
Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
LYELL HARMAN
>I'm a little worried about Jock. The Rainbow Bridge story says when
>Doggies get there they get all better. My uncle Jock(his hoomin Mommy
>was my Grammy) was a regular two ears up Scottie for a while at first.
>Then he got hit by a BADTRUCK and hurt his ear. His hurt ear fell down
>and stayed there forever-that's how he got to be a one ear up one ear
>down dog. Did his down ear maybe get all better and go back up when
>he got to Rainbow Bridge? Can he still be in the Club anyway?
>
>
>When we get to Rainbow Bridge do we get back all the parts the TEDS
>stole?
>
I'm sure Rosalina will accept Jock in the Club anyway.
And oh boy I sure expect to have the parts TED stole .... 'xcept maybe I don't
want that itchy anal gland back.... or the dew claws which kept tearing and
hurting ... or the rotten teeth.
Mum worries that when we all go to Rainbow Bridge I will run to be reunited
with the first family I lived with and not her. Geez, my immediate worry is
whether she's bought any Kissmass presents for me!
Rocky (One Ear Club)
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yo...@coc.powell-river.bc.ca
>In article <4ahfvt$r...@harvee.billerica.ma.us>,
> s...@harvee.billerica.ma.us (Susan Mudgett aka little gator) wrote:
>>
>>
>
>>I'm a little worried about Jock. The Rainbow Bridge story says when
>>Doggies get there they get all better. My uncle Jock(his hoomin Mommy
>>was my Grammy) was a regular two ears up Scottie for a while at first.
>>Then he got hit by a BADTRUCK and hurt his ear. His hurt ear fell down
>>and stayed there forever-that's how he got to be a one ear up one ear
>>down dog. Did his down ear maybe get all better and go back up when
>>he got to Rainbow Bridge? Can he still be in the Club anyway?
>>
>>
>>When we get to Rainbow Bridge do we get back all the parts the TEDS
>>stole?
>>
>
>I'm sure Rosalina will accept Jock in the Club anyway.
>
>And oh boy I sure expect to have the parts TED stole .... 'xcept maybe I don't
>want that itchy anal gland back.... or the dew claws which kept tearing and
>hurting ... or the rotten teeth.
>
>Mum worries that when we all go to Rainbow Bridge I will run to be reunited
>with the first family I lived with and not her. Geez, my immediate worry is
>whether she's bought any Kissmass presents for me!
>
>Rocky (One Ear Club)
>
the Rainbow bridge. I'm sure all his parts became whole there, and there
are no itchy anal glands or rotten teeth over there. All the parts are
healthy and work right over there.
Rocky, tell your mummy not to worry, there will be plenty of time for all
your families and just because you might love them doesn't mean you won't
love her!
I'm sure she bought lots of stuff for you. My daddy keeps telling my mommy
to I have to many toys and treats, but if she doesn't get them, he does!
Those suckerparents can't resist and it wouldn't be kissmass without
presents for Rosalina!
Rosalina (president of one ear club)
Equesse
>>stole?<
Gosh I sure hope not. I don't know what I'd do with a long, bushy tail.
With my little nubbin of a tail, I can wag it a million miles an hour, or
RPMs. Anyway, I've got the cutest fluffy butt in the world, and I want
everyone to enjoy it!
Susan Mudgett aka little gator
Rocky said:
: I'm sure Rosalina will accept Jock in the Club anyway.
: And oh boy I sure expect to have the parts TED stole .... 'xcept
maybe I don't : want that itchy anal gland back.... or the dew claws
which kept tearing and : hurting ... or the rotten teeth.
: Mum worries that when we all go to Rainbow Bridge I will run to be
reunited : with the first family I lived with and not her. Geez, my
immediate worry is : whether she's bought any Kissmass presents for
me!
This is SaranWrap Sara. I hope I don't meet my old hoomins at Rainbow
Bridge. They used to yell at me too much and they threw me away and
got mad at me for having puppies. I didn't even *like* having puppies.
And I don't want my puppygrowing parts back-puppies are nothing but
trouble. My hoomins wanted to send me us Rainbow Bridge but the nice
TED said we weren't ready yet and gave me to my new Mommy and Daddy
instead. And he found Mommies and Daddies for all my puppies so they
could grow up into happy doggies.
But an awful thing happened yesterday-we went to the new TED, and she
said I'm f*t, and the hoomins arent' feeding me anymore! I don't get
Die-it food, I just get the same food as always only now I get one
crumb a day instead of enough.
And this is Molly. I hope I get to see my old Daddy again, but I still
love my new Daddy best. But I really would like to be at Rainbow
Bridge some day with my boyfriend Rikki. I guess at Rainbow Bridge he
doesn't smell gross anymore and his fur's grown back, but I'd love him
anyway. He's there with my sister Brindle that I never met and my
catsister Leela and uncle Jock.
TED didn't say anthing bad to me, she just stabbed me but she petted
me nice too. But our catsister Little Kitty has to have her teeth
cleaned-she's really old and her gums are infected and maybe the TED
will steal some teeth. TED gave Mommy some magic goop so when Mommy
got home she stole big gloppy chunks of kitty earwax. But she didn't
share it with me.
C. Ramko
families, there have been so many. I want to be wif this family. Mommy
may have to go to her place soon (for a hoomin) so maybe I got a good
chance of being wif her.
I still want to be wif my wink wink luv first, where are you?? I don't
hear you barking on the net!!!
Kodiak
Emily Bassman
Kodiak, we'll miss you. Is your mommy sick? I hope you didn't mean
that she's going to rainbow bridge soon - what did you mean?
Did you get my post asking if your beeyootifullest lady luv is Dolly?
<Perry, stop! He doesn't mean me! Who would want old, saggy me? I
can't even hear very well, and my face is all white, and my coat isn't
even grown back from when the
scary-place-where-all-the-doggies-cry-for-their-families shaved me,
and->
Oh hush, Dolly. I like you, mom loves you, and it's possible that
Kodiak has a crush on you!
Please let us know soon, Kodiak. I don't want to get her hopes up if
it's not true!
Perry
Twzl & Sligo Hate BOnehead
>I still want to be wif my wink wink luv first, where are you?? I don't
>hear you barking on the net!!!
>Kodiak
Kodiak, who is your wink wink luv? Let me know, cause I'm big now, and
even though I think girls are still kind of ICKY, some of them smell
good. I don't want to fall in love with the wrong one, one that you love.
Make sure the one you love doesn't bite you when you try to lick her
teeth. Twzl doesn't do that. She kisses back. Do you love her? I don't
cause she's my stoopidsister, but maybe someone else does.
Sligo
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C. Ramko
> Kodiak, we'll miss you. Is your mommy sick? I hope you didn't mean
> that she's going to rainbow bridge soon - what did you mean?
>
> Did you get my post asking if your beeyootifullest lady luv is Dolly?
>
> Please let us know soon, Kodiak. I don't want to get her hopes up if
> it's not true!
>
> Perry
>
Yes, Perry, my mommy is sick reel bad. Sometime she's okay but lots of
times daddy has to pick her up off the floor. Percy is going to skool to
learn how to get mommy off the floor.
I don't mean to dissapoynt Dolly, but she is not the one and only fur me.
I have already told Josie how I feel and I'm waitin fur a response.
I hope she luvs me.
Kodiak
sham...@inferno.com
RR>> Kodiak, we'll miss you. Is your mommy sick? I hope you didn't mean
RR>> that she's going to rainbow bridge soon - what did you mean?
RR>>
RR>> Did you get my post asking if your beeyootifullest lady luv is Dolly?
RR>>
RR>> Please let us know soon, Kodiak. I don't want to get her hopes up if
RR>> it's not true!
RR>>
RR>> Perry
RR>>
RR>Yes, Perry, my mommy is sick reel bad. Sometime she's okay but lots of
RR>times daddy has to pick her up off the floor. Percy is going to skool to
RR>learn how to get mommy off the floor.
RR>I don't mean to dissapoynt Dolly, but she is not the one and only fur me.
RR>I have already told Josie how I feel and I'm waitin fur a response.
RR>I hope she luvs me.
RR>Kodiak
Woofwoofblushblushblushwagwagwagsniffsniffsnifflicklicklick It is me
<doggyfaint>. I no ewe sed me but Ize didn't beleaf it til now.
As I told you Ize never winkwinked, and Ize spayed so I dont no if I can
winkwink but weze can try being winkwink friends.
My hero Kodiak.
Ize not been barking lately cuz of the BadStorm, furst weze had no
constant power fur 4 days and weze had no phones for 5 days.
wagwag
Josie
p.s. I sent you some photos Kodiak
Twzl & Sligo
><Perry, stop! He doesn't mean me! Who would want old, saggy me? I
>can't even hear very well, and my face is all white, and my coat isn't
>even grown back from when the
Dolly, you sound very nice to me. My best friend in the whole wide world
is Brandy and he is very old. I think he's 12, and he has a white face. I
love him more than any dog I know, If you look like Brandy, I bet I would
love you too. Brandy has a pointy face, a very curly coat, and he
has sie-zures. He came from a pet store a very long time ago I think, and
he is very old now, but I love him an awful lot. I think that one day
soon he may have to go to the Bridge, but I don't want him to. He's a
good dog and he is my friend.
Sligo
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Emily Bassman
>Dolly, you sound very nice to me. My best friend in the whole wide world
>is Brandy and he is very old. I think he's 12, and he has a white face.
Thank you, Sligo. You're a young pup, but wise for your year.
I am probably 12 too, or maybe 13. I'm glad you like white faces.
I have a very pretty white face, with dancing eyes. But I don't
let young whippersnappers like you get away with much. I do feel
a need to keep the young males in line. But I would never hurt them,
or you. I just make noise to let them know they better not mess
with me.
Do you have dancing eyes too?
Dolly
Twzl & Sligo
>Thank you, Sligo. You're a young pup, but wise for your year.
I hope that one day I can have lots of years. Would I be smarter then?
Brandy, my old friend is very smart. He visits nursing homes each week. I
think when I'm older I can do that, but now I'm too BOUNCY. I would try
to be good, but I would probably want to kiss someone. I will have to
wait until I don't have to kiss everyone I think.
>or you. I just make noise to let them know they better not mess
>with me.
Sometimes Brandy makes noise at me too. When he does, I sigh, and snuggle
next to him. Then we go to sleep. I like to sleep under the fishtank with
him. It's very safe, like a den, especially with Brandy, and the nice
fish noises.
>Do you have dancing eyes too?
Oh yes Dolly! If you saw me you would know that I am the most friendly
Golden that has ever been. I don't think I hate anyone. It's just that I
really love Brandy. But when I meet new dogs and hoomins I like them
too. When I was a real baby, about 5 months ago, I thought all hoomins
loved dogs. But then I was with mom and we met a hoomin...and she was
scared of me!!!?!! So now I know that not all hoomins love me...it
bothers me a little bit. I am so friendly and good. And yes, my eyes
dance, specially when I see someone I really, really love.Some people
told good mom that when I got older I wouldn't be as friendly, specially
to other boy dogs. But that's not true: I still love Brandy, and my other
friend Beau. And they are boy dogs, and we don't ever fight. I don't
think I would like to fight with anyone. Well, maybe Twzl, but she's
stoopid.
Sligo
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Emily Bassman
>I hope that one day I can have lots of years. Would I be smarter then?
Probably. But when you get lots of years, like me, sometimes you
lose some of the smarts. I don't miss them though.
>next to him. Then we go to sleep. I like to sleep under the fishtank with
>him. It's very safe, like a den, especially with Brandy, and the nice
>fish noises.
This sounds very nice. Can I come over and visit Brandy with you? I
would like to sleep under the fish tank den with you guys.
when I meet new dogs and hoomins I like them
>too. When I was a real baby, about 5 months ago, I thought all hoomins
>loved dogs. But then I was with mom and we met a hoomin...and she was
>scared of me!!!?!!
Silly hoomin. Don't pay her any mind.
You really sound like a very nice doggie indeed, Sligo. I would love to
be friends with you. You and Perry would have fun too. But I'm
worried about Twzl. Do you think she'd like us? Would she be jealous?
If she's really stoopid, then maybe she won't care that you're making
new friends. But it would be nice to be friends with her too. I also
like everyone (except sometimes the brash young boy pups in the park).
Dolly
Twzl & Sligo
>Probably. But when you get lots of years, like me, sometimes you
>lose some of the smarts. I don't miss them though.
Oh. I dont think I would miss mine. HHMBO doesnt think I have too many,
and my daddy, as we know, says Im not the sharpest pin in the cushion.
But as long as I have my tennis balls I am very happy. I like my tennis
balls and sleeping on the couch. Sometimes I push my mom or dad out of
the way so I can sleep there. I bet you are much smarter than I am. I
hope you still like me. I dont like to think too hard. It hurts.
>This sounds very nice. Can I come over and visit Brandy with you? I
>would like to sleep under the fish tank den with you guys.
That would be good. Winny is there too. Shes a Newf, and she likes to
runandrun like I do. Brandy cant really runandrun any more. I think you
would like Brandy more than Winny. Brandy likes Twzl very much, more than
I do. Twzl looks a lot like he does. We are going to spend a week there
when my bad mom and dad go away. But I will be there before then for my
b*th.
>worried about Twzl. Do you think she'd like us? Would she be jealous?
Oh, Twzl would like you. And then after after about 5 minutes she would
be sucking up to your mom. She doesnt really like to play with doggies
all that much. She likes hoomins much more. When the greyhounds came over
last weekend, she wouldnt play with them. She just stayed with the
hoomins. She is like that. But she wouldnt be mean to you or anything.
She would sniff and sniff you and then leave you and go back to your mom
and stare at her and put her head in her lap.
Its the last night of Hanukkah Dolly. I didnt get my hamster. You can
tell Perry. Maybe next year when I am 2...
I have to go now. My good mom is gonna play the harmonica for me. I like
that.
Sligo **** ****
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Emily Bassman
>I bet you are much smarter than I am. I
>hope you still like me. I dont like to think too hard. It hurts.
Of course I still like you, Sligo. I don't really care how smart you
are or anything. I'm really not smart enough to tell the difference
anyway.
>Its the last night of Hanukkah Dolly. I didnt get my hamster. You can
>tell Perry. Maybe next year when I am 2...
>I have to go now. My good mom is gonna play the harmonica for me. I like
>that.
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We finally got our presents yesterday. I got a new green squeaky ball,
and Perry got another stuffed toy. Actually I think his stuffed toy is
supposed to be a miniature Bigfoot. We like our new toys a lot, but I
know Perry really wanted a live rabbit. Tonight we went to visit some
friends and we got more toys! Alpha Lynn gave us a big squish ball
with a handle. It's cool. But we both liked the squeak balls that
mom gave to the other doggies. They have fur and plastic faces, and
they squeak real nice. Goodmom said that now she'll have to get us
some of those, isn't she great?
I'm sorry about your hamster, Sligo. I'm sure that your goodmom is
just waiting for the right time to give it to you.
Dolly
Emily Bassman
drink. I can't read, but mom says it's Crispy Meat flavor. I can't
wait to try it. Yum.
Dolly
Lynn Kosmakos
> with a handle. It's cool. But we both liked the squeak balls that
> mom gave to the other doggies. They have fur and plastic faces, and
> they squeak real nice. Goodmom said that now she'll have to get us
> some of those, isn't she great?
I LOVED the squeaky hedgehog that Perry and DOlly's mom gave me. I
killed it faster than anything. I shook it and bit it to hear it
squeal, then chewed out it's voice when it got quiet. Then I took
off the legs one by one, and started on the nose and eyes. Perry
helped me then by digging out the rest of the stuffing. We made
the most wonderful mess.
It was the bestest present I got and I want another one right now.
Can you get me one, Mom, Please, Please Please? I'll let it live
more than 10 minutes this time, I promise.
Rafiki