WOOFCHAT: Re: Nick and Laika
SISU TOO
My name is Nevi and I am one of those Sammy doggies too! I just sniffed
these guys out about a week ago and I luv reading all about the other
doggies on the 'net. I thought I might as well arooooaroooo to you other
doggies out there.
I've only lived with my sucker-mom-in-training for 5 months. I'm makin'
good progress training her. She now gives me popcorn and sometimes if I
make sadeyes at her she will give me other bits of her food! (heeheehee)
Can I be a trashdoggie too? I LOVE torn up kleenex on everything and
everywhere too. I 'specially love making trash out of the dirty laundry!!
I can't unnerstand why my mom gets so 'noyed when she finds chewed up
underwears on the lawn!!! Who cares what the neighbors think??? Let 'em
get their own!!! ArooooAroooo!
I also am in 'bead-e-nce classes. Mom thinks that I'm not doing very
well, and that at 3years old I'm too stubborn. Doesn't she know that we
Sammies KNOW what to do, we just don't always FEEL like it!!!
SWMBO thinks I'm doing ok (for a Sam), but she is very tough with me,
unlike Sucker-mom-in-training who doesn't always give me hard pops with
that icky leesh.
Well, hope that Nick and Laika come out to arooooaroooo too!
Nevi
(who could add an E to her name if she knew why)
Kim Wilkinson
HI! We are new to the Net too, we just started today! I am glad to see so
many Sammydogs - im a Siberian Husky and I lovelovelove Sammydogs and
Malmoot dogs cuz we are all sorta alike! Would you like to be in a group
I would like to start - International FluffyE Dogs? I know Sammydogs are
fluffyfluffy. Underwears on the lawn sounds fun!
Keep making sadeyes at mom - it works every time, 'speshully if they got
some really YUMMY stuff.
Mom says we cant go to 'bead-e-nce classes cause she int gonna pay fer us to
be stubborn. She says "bead-e-nce hoomins call Huskys "5-second dogs" cuz we
HEAR the command, then wait 5 seconds to decide if we're gonna do it. Well,
sure, I say. Why do it right away? I got im-por-tint stuff to do, and I dont
wanna waste my time sittin for them all the time. 'Sides, mom sez Im housebroke
(I didn't break it! Honest!) and so's my brover, and we sit and stay and ask
nice and look pretty and know lotsa words like "WALK", and "VANRIDE" (and we
can spell them too) and we behave so we don't need 'bedience skool.
We are all adding an E to our name cause KatiE with a E's mom lost her job and
cant find it anymore (my lost stuff is usually under the sofa. I wonder if she
looked there?) and so to show everydoggy's support for KatiE With An E we are
all adding an E to our name till KatiE comes back.
Im sorry, since we are still kinda new, we dont know what SWMBO means, would
you please tell us??
Thanks Nevi Sammy!!
LoboE the HuskyE
HoudEnE (was Houdini) the "Siberian" Greyhound
jce...@cc.memphis.edu
Hi Y'all
I'm confoosed. I thought "fluffy" meant you had to go on a dye it, and the
mean TED thinks you're too f*t. If it means hairy, thn I'm fluffy too cuz I
gots lots of beyoootiful black hair. But I'm not fluffy like Max is fluffy
(meaning f*t)(sorry Max) cuz I only way 7.5 pounds. But if there's a fluffy
club, I wanna join, no matter what it means cuz I like meeting all these new
doggies in clubs--TrashDogs has been ex-sell-eynt! Count me in, but don't put
me on a dye-it cuz I likes LIVERLIVERLIVERLIVER way toooo much!
Poco the amazing wonder puppy
VIP
TrashDog
Little bitty pretty
Mtndogmom
>I would like to start - International FluffyE Dogs?
Please, please, please let me join. I'm Siskiyou and I am not a Trashdog,
but my "Aunt" Sierra is such a terrible Trashdog that she's writing her
memoirs and I can't be in them 'cuz I'm not a Trashdog. But I am kinda
fluffy -- I'm half German Shepherd and half Sammy -- or so I think -- my
dad would 'a been the Sammy -- but we never met him. Someone once called
me a German Shepherd with fabric softener.
B. Lynn Ramich
k to all of them. You are big and fluffy and I like big and fluffy dogs. I hi
des my stuff under the couch and mommy is always complaining because she doesn'
t have two shoes that match any more. I have a little brother Ditto (sometimes
he is real dumb) he likes to chew. He ate mommy's eyeglass case last night.
He's getting real big for a beeshon (we are little, white beeshons and he has t
he same doggie mommy and daddy as me). He is only 15 weeks old but is almost a
s high as me (Im 1.5 years). I used to grab his blue collar (we are in the blu
e collar werkers club because we have blue collars) and flip him over on his
back and then sit on him. Im scared to do it now because he is sooo big. We u
sed to have a coffee table but he kept eating everything on it and when mom too
k everything off it, he started to eat the coffee table. Mommy said ENOUGH and
gave the coffee table away. Now daddy can't put his feet up when he watches T
V. Now daddy has to hold his plate in his hands when he watches TV. Mommy sai
d if he didn't like it, to come into the kitchen and eat. I think mommy is try
ing to train daddy.
Welcome to doggiechat. Licklick, barkbark
Gus and Ditto - mommy's boys
Kathy S Leggitt
New Nevi[E] writes:
>Can I be a trashdoggie too? I LOVE torn up kleenex on everything and
>everywhere too. I 'specially love making trash out of the dirty laundry!!
Hi NeviE. You can be a trash dog too, in fact you can probably
join any dog-club here except for the 1-4MBG club - they have to
elect you in. You just can't be the KillerofKleenex, cuz I already
have that title.
> I can't unnerstand why my mom gets so 'noyed when she finds chewed up
>underwears on the lawn!!! Who cares what the neighbors think??? Let 'em
>get their own!!! ArooooAroooo!
Mom says when my boy was a pup, he put on the red shiny underwears
of his daycare provider, and her good shoes, and just opened the
front door of her house and walked outside in the new construction
with no green grass after a good rain. Luckily, his An-Ett saw
him before he got to the street, but after her good shoes got in
the mud. And after her neighbors saw her pretty red shiny underwears.
If they're pretty, I don't know why your mom minds showing them to
the neighbors, maybe it's the chewing she's objecting to.
>Nevi
>(who could add an E to her name if she knew why)
Well, someone's already probably told you by now, but E is to
remember our friend Katie-with-an-E. We use the E to keep us
from getting her confused with our other friend, Kati. You
know, kind of similar to how we keep SaranWrapSara and
Sara the Shy Mastiff straight too. Anyway, KatiE-with-an-E is
off-line for awhile, and we miss her, so we're keeping her in
our memory with the E thing.
My name doesn't have an actual E in it, it just has a
phonic E in it. Probably not as good, but what else could
I do?
Kari
KillerofKleenex
TrashDog
BigHead
BeardedFemale (So I can say and do and have anything I want)
KeeperofDictionary
UnprintedE
and Kathy Leggitt (Imagining the picture of John as a one
year old in red lacy panties and dress
shoes out in the mud still cracks me up.
He used to sleep in a play pen in
Annette's bedroom, and she said he'd
always get a few pairs of her panties
out of her drawer to hold onto during
nap.)
k...@adc.com
(With the unprinted E)
SISU TOO
>want to start an International FluffyE Dog Club.
Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease all us FluffyE Dogs need to stick together! Some
hoomins don't 'ppreciate all the furs we leave around. Don't they know
its a special present. Some Sammy momsanddads even save our furs and spin
them into stuf. Are they makin' their own furs coat? Hoomins are weerd.
The best part of being FluffyE furry is it hides those extra pounds under
all those furs!
So I guess that means an International FluffyE Dog Club is for FluffyE
doggies of all kinds. OhboyOhboyOhboy.....more doggies to
sniffsniffsniff!!
Nevi(E)
(all Sammy, all FluffyE, all the timE)
Lyn Sims
I am Chessa. I have big hair. I would like to be part of the
fluffy dogs international club. But not if I have to sit or
down when Mama asks. Stupid Siggie does it because he hasn't
gotten her trained yet. Stupid Siggie is a big goof and
I have him under my dainty paw. But I digress.
May I be part of the club even though I am a very small
dog?
Chessa, Queen of the Golf Course
Kim Wilkinson
:Some hoomins don't 'ppreciate all the furs we leave around. Don't they know
:its a special present. Some Sammy momsanddads even save our furs and spin
:them into stuf. Are they makin' their own furs coat? Hoomins are weerd.
Yes, Nevi(E), but remember they are furless and must borrow some doggy fur.
Thats the only way they can stay WARM! And what better fur to use than
the fur of a International FluffyE dog? Maybe if they all make their own
fur coats then all us FluffyE dogs and our momandads will ALL be FluffyE!
And Hobbes & mom said:
:Sign me up as a FluffyE dog!
:Hobbes
:Hobbes mom here. He's not fluffy -- he's fat!
Hobbes, you can sign up! All fluffy dogs welcome, even the ones whose
momandad say theyre just fat. Nodoggies are fat! (But some of us are
fluffier than we're spozed to be...)
-LoboE, Fluffy Dog Extraordinaire and Lint Filter Clogger
Karen
: Hi doggies,
: >want to start an International FluffyE Dog Club.
: Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease all us FluffyE Dogs need to stick together! Some
: hoomins don't 'ppreciate all the furs we leave around. Don't they know
: its a special present. Some Sammy momsanddads even save our furs and spin
: them into stuf. Are they makin' their own furs coat? Hoomins are weerd.
: The best part of being FluffyE furry is it hides those extra pounds under
: all those furs!
: So I guess that means an International FluffyE Dog Club is for FluffyE
: doggies of all kinds. OhboyOhboyOhboy.....more doggies to
: sniffsniffsniff!!
: Nevi(E)
: (all Sammy, all FluffyE, all the timE)
Sign me up for the fluffyE dogs I'm a real fluffyE Lhasa Apso.
NenE-ExpErimEntEr ExtrordinairE of the Trashdogs intErnational
vEry fluffy dog. LovEs to LEavE hair all ovEr thE housE
--
Karen Rothstein
Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
Kim Wilkinson
Fluffy can mean you gotta go on a die-it, but WE don't
have die-it. We the Fluffys bleev in the fluffyer the
better, so Sure you can be in the fluffydog club.
Where does your momandad get LIVERLIVERLIVER? it sounds
GREAT, but my momandad don't get me any! Mom says she
doesn't know where to get any and she int cooking any
cause it makes the house all STINKY. I like stinky,
where should I tell them to look for LIVERLIVERLIIVER?
What kinda dog are you? All dogs are welcome to the
FluffyEDogs international, but the fluffier the
better!! ('cept I cant let mom see this cause she
thinks the way to get me fluffy is to w*sh me and give
me a b*th. EEEEEEEWWW. I do like getting blowdried though,
cuz I get two-'ttentions. And then I dont have to do the
snakedance.)
-LoboE the Stomach
Andrea Dec
|> I think someone is confused as to what "fluffy" means in doggy terms.
|> Fluffy is what you get to be when you eat lots and lots of good *T*R*E*A*T*S*,
|> especially if you eat alot of your reg'lar foods too.
Yup. And sometimes you hafta find your own T-R-E-A-T-S to supplement.
|> When you get fluffy, TED makes your momordad give you fake dog food, ricey
|> rounds, and orange ptuis.
Yup again. Ricey rounds aren't *too* bad, but those orange PTUI's --
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Badmom got *that* brilliant idea from one of the rpd groups. I ate
'em at first, but then I realized they were d*et food. Now I either
just drop 'em or I chew 'em up into tiny little pieces and spit 'em
out. So doggies, the lesson here is to make sure you monitor what
your momsand/ordads are reading! Do NOT let them read these groups
unsupervised!
|> Max is the #1 fluffy dog around here.
Thank you, Cedric Z! Maybe Kari could add the fluffy dog definition
to the dictionary? Kari?
|> cEdric Z - not fluffy, but boy am i stocky for a sheltie.
Stocky is the next closest thing to being fluffy. You're almost
there! A few more T-R-E-A-T-S, and BANG! You'll be there!
/Max (1-4MBG, AmberLeeBoyfriendNumberOne, KofU, KIGA, WGW)
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andr...@apollo.hp.com
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jce...@cc.memphis.edu
My goodmom gets dried LIVERLIVERLIVER at PetCare in Memfus. I can allllways
tell the bag from PetCare and Ibeg for LIVERLIVERLIVER even when it's not time
for it (we allllways have LIVERLIVERLIVER after w*a*l*k*s).
I wanna be in FluffyE Dogs International too. But you gotta helllp me cuz I
heard Mommy say I'm gettin a b*th tomorrow at the Evil Place and my toes cut
too. They'll pro'bly put a stoopid ribbon in my hair and Mommy will get out
the box with flashing lights (Joanie--camera) and say "Look how fluffy you
are!" Then she'll show the pictoors to everyone at werk and give one to grandma
to put on her food box. So LOOK OUT!!! I'm commming down the UDRR for an
escape tonight.
Qwik!! Hide me!!
Poco the amazing wonder puppy
vip
TrashDog
Little BItty Pretty
FDI
Greg Zywicki
Fluffy is what you get to be when you eat lots and lots of good *T*R*E*A*T*S*,
especially if you eat alot of your reg'lar foods too.
When you get fluffy, TED makes your momordad give you fake dog food, ricey
rounds, and orange ptuis.
Max is the #1 fluffy dog around here.
cEdric Z - not fluffy, but boy am i stocky for a sheltie.
Kim Wilkinson
: In article <44emav$f...@rcsuna.gmr.com>, gzyw...@cmsa.gmr.com (Greg Zywicki) writes:
: |> I think someone is confused as to what "fluffy" means in doggy terms.
: |> Fluffy is what you get to be when you eat lots and lots of good *T*R*E*A*T*S*,
: |> especially if you eat alot of your reg'lar foods too.
: Yup. And sometimes you hafta find your own T-R-E-A-T-S to supplement.
:
: |> When you get fluffy, TED makes your momordad give you fake dog food, ricey
: |> rounds, and orange ptuis.
: Yup again. Ricey rounds aren't *too* bad, but those orange PTUI's --
: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
: Badmom got *that* brilliant idea from one of the rpd groups. I ate
: 'em at first, but then I realized they were d*et food. Now I either
: just drop 'em or I chew 'em up into tiny little pieces and spit 'em
: out. So doggies, the lesson here is to make sure you monitor what
: your momsand/ordads are reading! Do NOT let them read these groups
: unsupervised!
: |> Max is the #1 fluffy dog around here.
: Thank you, Cedric Z! Maybe Kari could add the fluffy dog definition
: to the dictionary? Kari?
:
: |> cEdric Z - not fluffy, but boy am i stocky for a sheltie.
: Stocky is the next closest thing to being fluffy. You're almost
: there! A few more T-R-E-A-T-S, and BANG! You'll be there!
: /Max (1-4MBG, AmberLeeBoyfriendNumberOne, KofU, KIGA, WGW)
: --
: **************************************************************************
: Andrea Dec (Clever stuff under consideration)
: andr...@apollo.hp.com
: Hewlett-Packard Company I try not to have too many opinions,
: Solutions Mfg. & Distribution but those I do have are not supported
: Operation (East ) by HP.
: **************************************************************************
OK, I will fix this. We are *NOT* Fluffydogs, we are FluffyE (with and E)
dogs! (Check the name of the group). My mistake for not being con sis tint.
Sorry. I hereby declare the official definition of FluffyE is "dog with lotsa
fur". It does NOT mean f*t. FluffyE dogs do NOT need PTUIs, or ricey rounds,
or Die-Its. You can be fluffy and FluffyE, but the nice part about being
FluffyE is that All That Fur hides the fluffy!
So...Nevi, Poco, Hobbes, anyone else who wants to be In FluffyEDogs
International:
We are hereby declared not Fluffydogs, but FluffyE dogs!
A Humble Request: so Badmomandad dont get confoosed if they happen to come
across the definition for fluffy in the dictionary, would you please also
post the definition of FluffyE so all us FluffyE dogs dont get put on a
Die-It? (I hate PTUIs!)
Thank you!
-LoboE, who is FluffyE but *NOT* Fluffy (mom, are you listening?)
Andrea Dec
|>
|> : : Yup again. Ricey rounds aren't *too* bad, but those orange PTUI's --
|> : : BBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
|> : : Badmom got *that* brilliant idea from one of the rpd groups. I ate
|> : : 'em at first, but then I realized they were d*et food. Now I either
|> : : just drop 'em or I chew 'em up into tiny little pieces and spit 'em
|> : : out. So doggies, the lesson here is to make sure you monitor what
|> : : your momsand/ordads are reading! Do NOT let them read these groups
|> : : unsupervised!
|>
|> should spitz them out, and Harley says she's a spitz and she's orange,
|> but she's not a orange PTUI. I dont understand.
Harley is an orange pom pom and not at all edible. Orange PTUIs
are those crunchy things that bunnies eat and what momndad try to
make *us* eat when we get a bit fluffy. Just make sure that when
you chew them all up nice and fine that you spit them out in a spraying
motion. They get stuck all over the place and then your momand/ordad
can call you a most speciallist name like "OhMAX!YouAreSoGrossAnd-
DisgustingIDon'tKnowWhyIKeepYou". Do this once and they will never
try to pass those dreaded orange PTUIs past your lips again.
(Bonus hint: spit out the PTUIs on the humans' laps or all over
the living room box-with-the-non-smelly-dogs-in-it.)
sham...@inferno.com
AN>In article <44emav$f...@rcsuna.gmr.com>, gzyw...@cmsa.gmr.com (Greg Zywicki)
AN>writes:
AN>|> I think someone is confused as to what "fluffy" means in doggy terms.
AN>|> Fluffy is what you get to be when you eat lots and lots of good
AN>*T*R*E*A*T*S*,
AN>|> especially if you eat alot of your reg'lar foods too.
AN>Yup. And sometimes you hafta find your own T-R-E-A-T-S to supplement.
AN>
AN>|> When you get fluffy, TED makes your momordad give you fake dog food, rice
AN>|> rounds, and orange ptuis.
AN>Yup again. Ricey rounds aren't *too* bad, but those orange PTUI's --
AN>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN>Badmom got *that* brilliant idea from one of the rpd groups. I ate
AN>'em at first, but then I realized they were d*et food. Now I either
AN>just drop 'em or I chew 'em up into tiny little pieces and spit 'em
AN>out. So doggies, the lesson here is to make sure you monitor what
AN>your momsand/ordads are reading! Do NOT let them read these groups
AN>unsupervised!
AN>|> Max is the #1 fluffy dog around here.
AN>Thank you, Cedric Z! Maybe Kari could add the fluffy dog definition
AN>to the dictionary? Kari?
AN>
AN>|> cEdric Z - not fluffy, but boy am i stocky for a sheltie.
AN>Stocky is the next closest thing to being fluffy. You're almost
AN>there! A few more T-R-E-A-T-S, and BANG! You'll be there!
AN>/Max (1-4MBG, AmberLeeBoyfriendNumberOne, KofU, KIGA, WGW)
AN>--
AN>**************************************************************************
AN>Andrea Dec (Clever stuff under consideration)
AN>andr...@apollo.hp.com
AN>Hewlett-Packard Company I try not to have too many opinions,
AN>Solutions Mfg. & Distribution but those I do have are not supported
AN> Operation (East ) by HP.
AN>**************************************************************************
What are orange ptuis? Ishka used to love oranges.
Kate
Susan Mudgett aka little gator
sham...@inferno.com
AN>In article <44h3pm$c...@harvee.billerica.ma.us>, s...@harvee.billerica.ma.us
AN>(Susan Mudgett aka little gator) writes:
AN>|>
AN>|> : : Yup again. Ricey rounds aren't *too* bad, but those orange PTUI's --
AN>|> : : BBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
AN>|> : : Badmom got *that* brilliant idea from one of the rpd groups. I ate
AN>|> : : 'em at first, but then I realized they were d*et food. Now I either
AN>|> : : just drop 'em or I chew 'em up into tiny little pieces and spit 'em
AN>|> : : out. So doggies, the lesson here is to make sure you monitor what
AN>|> : : your momsand/ordads are reading! Do NOT let them read these groups
AN>|> : : unsupervised!
AN>|>
AN>|> This is Molly and I'm confused. You say if you get a orange PTUI you
AN>|> should spitz them out, and Harley says she's a spitz and she's orange,
AN>|> but she's not a orange PTUI. I dont understand.
AN>Harley is an orange pom pom and not at all edible. Orange PTUIs
AN>are those crunchy things that bunnies eat and what momndad try to
AN>make *us* eat when we get a bit fluffy. Just make sure that when
AN>you chew them all up nice and fine that you spit them out in a spraying
AN>motion. They get stuck all over the place and then your momand/ordad
AN>can call you a most speciallist name like "OhMAX!YouAreSoGrossAnd-
AN>DisgustingIDon'tKnowWhyIKeepYou". Do this once and they will never
AN>try to pass those dreaded orange PTUIs past your lips again.
AN>(Bonus hint: spit out the PTUIs on the humans' laps or all over
AN>the living room box-with-the-non-smelly-dogs-in-it.)
AN>/Max (1-4MBG, AmberLeeBoyfriendNumberOne, KofU, KIGA, WGW)
AN>--
AN>**************************************************************************
AN>Andrea Dec (Clever stuff under consideration)
AN>andr...@apollo.hp.com
AN>Hewlett-Packard Company I try not to have too many opinions,
AN>Solutions Mfg. & Distribution but those I do have are not supported
AN> Operation (East ) by HP.
AN>**************************************************************************
Woofiewoof Amberlee,
Ishka loved orange ptuis, espayshully baby ones (sounds gross I know), I
don't mind 'em if they are cooked in my dinner.
Josie
Kim Wilkinson
: Can I join the FluffyE Dog Club?
: Mom says I'm FluffyE but dad says I'm ok. I don't like orange PTUI's I
: don't even touch them. Sometimes I get long green skinny things in my
: food. I don't mind them but I'd rather have meatngraveynstuff like that.
: At the beach I have stoopid hoomin neighbors that give us treats every
: day. One at 10:00 and one at 4:00. I got realreal smart and after I get
: one from him hoomin, I tell her I didn't get one and she always gives us
: another one.
: Please let me join your club.
: Zeke, the smart fluffyE one ( My stoopid peabrain sister Sam is skinny
: and tall like a graffe)
Well. of COURSE you can! All fluffyE dogs can! You are VERY smart to
get TWO TREATS from the hoomins. We like meatngraveynstuff like that
too. I hate PTUIs. I won't even eat them. Momandad say Im
frusterating cause I sniffandsniffandsniff at PTUIs like Im gonna eat
them then I take it in my mouf and SPIT. Hehehehe. Then I look
intrested in another one. Sometimes they are silly enuf to try to give
me another PTUI. So I do it again. then they get tired of the game and
I get a TREAT. Yum.
Let's see, so far we have
LoboE
Nevi(E) Sammy Dog
Poco
HobbEs
Chessa
Zeke
Did I miss anydoggy? I'm sorry if I did. Please woof at me and I'll add
your name to the list. Mom says I have a short 'ttention span and so I
fergit somethymes.
-LoboE
HHobbes
>>(I can't figure out why Murphy is getting fatter, but Mindy is getting
>>leaner when they both have the same quantities of food! - Rachel)
Maybe Murphy is stealing Mindy's food. Or maybe Murphy is older and has
less metabolism.
Or maybe you're not giving Murphy enough TREATS!!!!!
HobbEs
Greg Zywicki
Finally, a group I can join. I have a pointy nose and a small sleek head. I
don't like trash too much (a little, but not that much) and I'm not a speckle
dog. And I'm CERTAINLY not a bullydog. But I am very Furry.
cEdric Z, who actually likes orange ptuis. And stocky just means I've got big
shoulders.
Mandy Fenton
Hya everdoggycatty fings
You would never catch a supercool cat like meee to eat carrrrrots!!!
What does PTUI mean?
My Momandad have put me on Science Dy It Lite, which I scoff down.
An' the 'casional can of tuuuna.
Purrs, Tabster
Mandy Fenton
> : Let's see, so far we have
>
> : LoboE
> : Nevi(E) Sammy Dog
> : Poco
> : HobbEs
> : Chessa
> : Zeke
>
> : Did I miss anydoggy? I'm sorry if I did. Please woof at me and I'll add
> : your name to the list. Mom says I have a short 'ttention span and so I
> : fergit somethymes.
>
> : -LoboE
>
> NEnE
> --
> Karen Rothstein
> Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
>
And me!!!! (If yous guys lets fluffly cats in??????) Tabster
--
Mandy
Karen
: SHutt (sh...@aol.com) wrote:
: : Can I join the FluffyE Dog Club?
: : Mom says I'm FluffyE but dad says I'm ok. I don't like orange PTUI's I
: : don't even touch them. Sometimes I get long green skinny things in my
: : food. I don't mind them but I'd rather have meatngraveynstuff like that.
: : At the beach I have stoopid hoomin neighbors that give us treats every
: : day. One at 10:00 and one at 4:00. I got realreal smart and after I get
: : one from him hoomin, I tell her I didn't get one and she always gives us
: : another one.
: : Please let me join your club.
: : Zeke, the smart fluffyE one ( My stoopid peabrain sister Sam is skinny
: : and tall like a graffe)
: Well. of COURSE you can! All fluffyE dogs can! You are VERY smart to
: get TWO TREATS from the hoomins. We like meatngraveynstuff like that
: too. I hate PTUIs. I won't even eat them. Momandad say Im
: frusterating cause I sniffandsniffandsniff at PTUIs like Im gonna eat
: them then I take it in my mouf and SPIT. Hehehehe. Then I look
: intrested in another one. Sometimes they are silly enuf to try to give
: me another PTUI. So I do it again. then they get tired of the game and
: I get a TREAT. Yum.
: Let's see, so far we have
Karen
: In article <7997-27...@inferno.com> sham...@inferno.com writes:
: >Subject: WOOFCHAT: Re: FluffyE Dog Club
: >From: sham...@inferno.com
: >Date: Fri, 29 Sep 95 18:46:29 PST
: >
: Orange ptuis are carrots, pumpkin, etc.
: I'd been eating some green ptui when I acked on Mum's carpet on Catterday
: night - she can't get rid of the green stain!
: RockEy
: >What are orange ptuis? Ishka
: used to love oranges.
: >Kate
Are orange ptuis carrots?? Does anyone call bananas green ptuis? I
love carrots and bananas 'cause my gampa gives them to me. Are they
really for making you less fluffy??
NenE- still in shock
--
Karen Rothstein
Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
B. Lynn Ramich
I love carrots and I love bananas and I love raisins and I love oranges
and I love apples. None of those are PTUIs. I would die for a dried apricot!
My Fluffymom says she can tell when I eat them because the come out whole.
I have to eat them fast because my dumb brother Ditto is a pig in a beeshon bod
y.
Oh yes, Fluffymom has to take the skin off grapes before I will eat them.
Gus, President of the Stoopid Brothers Club
and
Ditto, President of the Stoopid Brothers
sham...@inferno.com
HA>In article <7997-27...@inferno.com> sham...@inferno.com writes:
HA>>Subject: WOOFCHAT: Re: FluffyE Dog Club
HA>>From: sham...@inferno.com
HA>>Date: Fri, 29 Sep 95 18:46:29 PST
HA>>
HA>Orange ptuis are carrots, pumpkin, etc.
HA>I'd been eating some green ptui when I acked on Mum's carpet on Catterday
HA>night - she can't get rid of the green stain!
HA>RockEy
HA>>What are orange ptuis? Ishka
HA>used to love oranges.
JsE
Tell your Mummy to try Cleaning with Oranges. :)
My Mummy bought it at Santa Clara County Fair and said it was
goodgoodgood at moving old stain Nature's Miracle hadn't.
Kate
sham...@inferno.com
PR>> AN>In article <44emav$f...@rcsuna.gmr.com>, gzyw...@cmsa.gmr.com (Greg
PR>Zywicki)
PR>> AN>writes:
PR>> AN>|> Fluffy is what you get to be when you eat lots and lots of good
PR>> AN>*T*R*E*A*T*S*,
PR>> AN>|> especially if you eat alot of your reg'lar foods too.
PR>>
PR>> AN>Yup. And sometimes you hafta find your own T-R-E-A-T-S to supplement.
PR>> AN>
PR>> AN>|> When you get fluffy, TED makes your momordad give you fake dog food,
PR>rice
PR>> AN>|> rounds, and orange ptuis.
PR>I think my BADMOM is going to try and put me on a d*et soon. She
PR>keeps telling me I have a fat labrador butt.
PR>I think I'm in great danger of wasting away to nothing if I don't
PR>keep up my intake.
PR>Murphy
PR>(I can't figure out why Murphy is getting fatter, but Mindy is getting
PR>leaner when they both have the same quantities of food! - Rachel)
My Mummy useda have a doggie called Murphy too in England. Anywayz up
is your Mummy fluffily?
Maybeez she needs to dyet?
Mine does
nononononononon Mummyz ewez luk luverly
JsE
sham...@inferno.com
KR>Kim Wilkinson (kwilkins@trb131) wrote:
KR>: SHutt (sh...@aol.com) wrote:
KR>: : Can I join the FluffyE Dog Club?
KR>: : Mom says I'm FluffyE but dad says I'm ok. I don't like orange PTUI's I
KR>: : don't even touch them. Sometimes I get long green skinny things in my
KR>: : food. I don't mind them but I'd rather have meatngraveynstuff like that
KR>: : At the beach I have stoopid hoomin neighbors that give us treats every
KR>: : day. One at 10:00 and one at 4:00. I got realreal smart and after I ge
KR>: : one from him hoomin, I tell her I didn't get one and she always gives us
KR>: : another one.
KR>: : Please let me join your club.
KR>: : Zeke, the smart fluffyE one ( My stoopid peabrain sister Sam is skinny
KR>: : and tall like a graffe)
KR>: Well. of COURSE you can! All fluffyE dogs can! You are VERY smart to
KR>: get TWO TREATS from the hoomins. We like meatngraveynstuff like that
KR>: too. I hate PTUIs. I won't even eat them. Momandad say Im
KR>: frusterating cause I sniffandsniffandsniff at PTUIs like Im gonna eat
KR>: them then I take it in my mouf and SPIT. Hehehehe. Then I look
KR>: intrested in another one. Sometimes they are silly enuf to try to give
KR>: me another PTUI. So I do it again. then they get tired of the game and
KR>: I get a TREAT. Yum.
KR>: Let's see, so far we have
KR>: LoboE
KR>: Nevi(E) Sammy Dog
KR>: Poco
KR>: HobbEs
KR>: Chessa
KR>: Zeke
KR>: Did I miss anydoggy? I'm sorry if I did. Please woof at me and I'll add
KR>: your name to the list. Mom says I have a short 'ttention span and so I
KR>: fergit somethymes.
KR>: -LoboE
KR> What about me? I'm a fluffyE dog too!!?
KR>NEnE
KR>--
KR> Karen Rothstein
KR>Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
Kin I join my Mummy in the FluffyE dog club, she says she's bitch?
JsE
sham...@inferno.com
BL>NenE
BL>I love carrots and I love bananas and I love raisins and I love oranges
BL>and I love apples. None of those are PTUIs. I would die for a dried aprico
BL> My Fluffymom says she can tell when I eat them because the come out whole.
BL>I have to eat them fast because my dumb brother Ditto is a pig in a beeshon
BL>bod
BL>y.
BL>Oh yes, Fluffymom has to take the skin off grapes before I will eat them.
BL>Gus, President of the Stoopid Brothers Club
BL> and
BL>Ditto, President of the Stoopid Brothers
Has yer Mummy tried cutting the grapes in half, w*rks fur me.
JsE
Melanie L Chang
My mom says that Pomeranians are spitzes from Germany. I got a double coat.
I'm fluffier than all y'all. All y'all.
-- Harley Pie, the Poofy One, Dog who Attends Colloquiums, and very
loosely quotes movies like 'Boyz in the Hood'
--
_
/ \ _-'
_/| \-''- _ /
__-' { | \
/ \
/ "o. |o }
| \ ; Peace,
', Melanie L. Chang
\_ __\ Department of Anthropology
''-_ \.// University of Pennsylvania
/ '-____'
/ ** May the wolves run by your side,
_' not at your heels. **
_-'
Kim Wilkinson
:What about me? I'm a fluffyE dog too!!?
NEnE: Im sorry! I dint relize (I fergot?)! NEnE is hereby
added to the 'fishul list of FluffyE dogs! (BTW: PTUIs arnt
PTUIs if grampa givesem to ya 'less he's TRYIN to make you
skinny and waste away to a puff of fur. Bnanas are OK,
speshully covered wif choclit. (YUMMMMMMM) I dunno bout
them carrot things tho. I usually just chew em up and
PTUI em out all over everywhere.)
And from Cedric ZE:
:Ok - FluffyE will work.
Yayyyy! anovver FluffyE dog! NOW I'm really 'cited (runrunrun around
in circles) cause there's a FluffyE dog that Momsez lives kinda close!
(Momsez she useta goto skool in Warren and that its only bout a hafhour
from us...) But HOW did you learn to like PTUIs? Blechhhhhhh.
Oh well, I like ricey rounds, so a PTUI eating FluffyE dog is OK.
What kinda doggy are you wif pointy nose, small sleek head and
Bigshoulders? My brover has pointy nose and LONG sleek head, but
bigthighs (cause he's a greyhound).
Woof ya later!!
LbE, FlffyE Dog (Xtra FlffyE from recent b*th ---Yuk!)
Kelly Anne Hinkle
makings and stuff...how can you guys not like veges? Mmmmmmmm....
DaimondE, however, is excluded...she's so scrawny she could fit between the
gate post and the fence! (And she *did*, too!)
SundancE the FluffyE
--
*******************************************************************************
*Kelly Anne Hinkle "Oppress not the cubs of a stranger,*
*kkea...@electra.cs.buffalo.edu but hail them as Sister and Brother"*
*******************************************************************************
Lyell Harman
>From: krot...@Phoenix.kent.edu (Karen)
>Subject: Re: WOOFCHAT: Re: FluffyE Dog Club
>Date: 3 Oct 1995 18:41:55 GMT
>: Let's see, so far we have
>: LoboE
>: Nevi(E) Sammy Dog
>: Poco
>: HobbEs
>: Chessa
>: Zeke
>: Did I miss anydoggy? I'm sorry if I did. Please woof at me and I'll add
>: your name to the list. Mom says I have a short 'ttention span and so I
>: fergit somethymes.
>: -LoboE
> What about me? I'm a fluffyE dog too!!?
>NEnE
>--
> Karen Rothstein
>Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
And RockEy the fox terriEr. (Don't mistake me for that nasty cccccccattttttt
RickyE who meouwchats.)
Shedding my winter fur coat everywhere at the moment.
Karen
: NenE
: I love carrots and I love bananas and I love raisins and I love oranges
: and I love apples. None of those are PTUIs. I would die for a dried apricot!
: My Fluffymom says she can tell when I eat them because the come out whole.
: I have to eat them fast because my dumb brother Ditto is a pig in a beeshon bod
: y.
: Oh yes, Fluffymom has to take the skin off grapes before I will eat them.
: Gus, President of the Stoopid Brothers Club
: and
: Ditto, President of the Stoopid Brothers
Then what are orange and green PTUIS? I love bananas, grapes,
oranges, carrots, apples, lettuce and other fruit stuff. My
gampa always lets me have some. What are these PTUI things. I need to
know so that nobody starts putting me on a dye it.
NenE-ExpErimEnter ExtrordinairE of the Trashdogs
--
Karen Rothstein
Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
Kim Wilkinson
:JsE
Yes, but is your mommy a FluffyE DOG, or a FluffyE MOM? (My mom's
fluffy, but I dont tell her that!)
-LoboE
Dixie Blake
: Then what are orange and green PTUIS? I love bananas, grapes,
: oranges, carrots, apples, lettuce and other fruit stuff. My
: gampa always lets me have some. What are these PTUI things. I need to
: know so that nobody starts putting me on a dye it.
I think I can answer that... since I coined the phrase...
Orange PTUIs are those orange sticks that my suckermom tried to get
me to think were good T-R-E-A-T-S. And everyone she gave me I
PTUIed out on the floor... at least 12 orange PTUIs were laying
around by the time she gave up.
I'm a meat-and-grain dog... NOT a rabbit.
But she made some good stuff out of all the orange PTUIs she
bought for me in the hopes of passing off Diet *shudder* food
as T-R-E-A-T-S...
the good stuff was called Car-Rot cake.
mbEr LEE (1-4MBG, MaxGirlfriendNumberOne, GBOTW, QofU, WGW)
Neefer
kwil...@cu3051.pd5.ford.com (Kim Wilkinson) writes:
>
>
>>Did I miss anydoggy (or anykitty)?
>
>I am NOT fluffyE...but I am kinda wide.
I am not fluffyE in any sense, but I am very big.
SrE
--
Sara, the shy mastiff, GoA, stripeydog a subset of speckledogs
President of the Big Heads Club of America Our motto: We are blockheads!
hoomins, please, don't look me in the eyes, unless you have a cookie
Kim Wilkinson
:My mom says that Pomeranians are spitzes from Germany. I got a double coat.
:I'm fluffier than all y'all. All y'all.
:-- Harley Pie, the Poofy One, Dog who Attends Colloquiums, and very
: loosely quotes movies like 'Boyz in the Hood'
Ize been WAITIN to hear from you! I menshuned you in the VERY FIRST
posting about this club! I fink you should be a charter-member-for-
life cuz you can blow your beyootiful orange coat and you leave
REALLY COOL HarleySculptures on your moms pillow!
(I got a double coat too, but momandad brushbrushbrush me when I
blow coat, so I dont have enuf fur left to leave REALLYCOOL fur
sculpture on their pillows. Pout.)
-Lobo, the worlds first and only Jellicle Dog, Siberian Husky
Kim Wilkinson
: In article <44s05j$n...@cpip.kent.edu> krot...@Phoenix.kent.edu "Karen" writes:
: > : Let's see, so far we have
: >
: > : LoboE
: > : Nevi(E) Sammy Dog
: > : Poco
: > : HobbEs
: > : Chessa
: > : Zeke
: >
: > : Did I miss anydoggy? I'm sorry if I did. Please woof at me and I'll add
: > : your name to the list. Mom says I have a short 'ttention span and so I
: > : fergit somethymes.
: >
: > : -LoboE
: >
: > What about me? I'm a fluffyE dog too!!?
: > NEnE
: > --
: > Karen Rothstein
: > Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
: >
: --
: Mandy
Kim Wilkinson
: And me!!!! (If yous guys lets fluffly cats in??????) Tabster
FluffyE cccccats are OK, but dont let my brover see you! (He's
a ex-Trackdog, and he chases and EATS ccccccats. Least, he useta.
He dont wif the naybor cccccats so maybe he dont chase cccccats).
(BTW-if you are fluffyfurry then we are calling it FluffyE, so
we don't all get put on die-its and have to eat PTUIs and
ricey rounds and STARVE.)
-LoboE
AlGreen
Does Sligo Eat This? Yes No
>Car-rots = Orange PTUIs More please
>Banananananana = Yellow PTUIs More please
>Grapes = Purple PTUIs LOTS more please
>Apples = these are OK The whole tree please
>Let-us = Green PTUIs Chew toy
>Oranges = Squirty PTUIs Ick
And raisins and peaches and plums...
Poopbreath-Sligo (Twzl says make mine meat please)
--
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
AlGreen
>I am not fluffyE in any sense, but I am very big.
I would like you SaraE. I like big shy dogs. I'm a medium,wide shy dog.
And I share my cookies with dogs I like. You could help me keep scary
hoomins away from us.
TwzlE
--
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Lyell Harman
>Subject: WOOFCHAT: Re: FluffyE Dog Club
>From: sham...@inferno.com
>Date: Wed, 04 Oct 95 01:07:34 PST
>HA>RockEy
>JsE
>Kate
Mum doubts if we can buy that cleaner in New Zealand. She'll look for it
(while she's trying to find Frosty Paws for me - she doubts if they're sold
here, either). She says "thank you" for the 'vice.
R(o)ckEy
Kim Wilkinson
:RickyE who meouwchats.)
:Shedding my winter fur coat everywhere at the moment.
OK RockEy, your name is added to the list! How talented of you
to shed your winter fur coat everywhere! I like to try to stuff
some fur under the sofa so I can get it out later and SHEDSHEDSHED
again!
LoboE
Greg Zywicki
kwilkins@trb131 (Kim Wilkinson) wrote:
>Yayyyy! anovver FluffyE dog! NOW I'm really 'cited (runrunrun around
>in circles) cause there's a FluffyE dog that Momsez lives kinda close!
>(Momsez she useta goto skool in Warren and that its only bout a hafhour
>from us...) But HOW did you learn to like PTUIs? Blechhhhhhh.
>Oh well, I like ricey rounds, so a PTUI eating FluffyE dog is OK.
>What kinda doggy are you wif pointy nose, small sleek head and
>Bigshoulders? My brover has pointy nose and LONG sleek head, but
>bigthighs (cause he's a greyhound).
>
>Woof ya later!!
>LbE, FlffyE Dog (Xtra FlffyE from recent b*th ---Yuk!)
I'm a Shetland Sheepdog (sheltie-pup), so I look like a 0.7 scale collie
sorta, only I'm better looking than any collie!
I don't know how I got to like orange Ptuis, I just know I do. Dad was
working in the kitchen and some fell on the floor (big suprise. Dad is a slob
in the kitchen) and I ate it all up and looked up at him to see if he was
going to drop some more.
I also ate some parsley the other night. Momandad just watched me, and lauged
when I was done. It was yummy.
Cedric Z (extra fluffy because dad brushed me last night. I really hate
that.)
sham...@inferno.com
KW>:Kin I join my Mummy in the FluffyE dog club, she says she's bitch?
KW>:JsE
KW>Yes, but is your mommy a FluffyE DOG, or a FluffyE MOM? (My mom's
KW>fluffy, but I dont tell her that!)
KW>-LoboE
Well she's a reallyreallyreally FluffyMUM of the hoomin variety.
JsE
Kathy S Leggitt
>AN>you chew them all up nice and fine that you spit them out in a spraying
>AN>motion. They get stuck all over the place and then your momand/ordad
>AN>can call you a most speciallist name like "OhMAX!YouAreSoGrossAnd-
>AN>DisgustingIDon'tKnowWhyIKeepYou". Do this once and they will never
>AN>try to pass those dreaded orange PTUIs past your lips again.
>AN>(Bonus hint: spit out the PTUIs on the humans' laps or all over
>AN>the living room box-with-the-non-smelly-dogs-in-it.)
>AN>/Max (1-4MBG, AmberLeeBoyfriendNumberOne, KofU, KIGA, WGW)
Max, you've done it again. I sneak in here for a quick read of
the WOOFCHAT after having gone cold turkey all week due to
dead lions, and I'm LMAO in my office again.
Kathy
(don't tell Kari I was reading)
k...@adc.com
Kathy S Leggitt
>Oh yes, Fluffymom has to take the skin off grapes before I will eat them.
>Gus, President of the Stoopid Brothers Club
> and
>Ditto, President of the Stoopid Brothers
You get your mom to peel the grapes for you!? Gosh, Gus, I think
you might get to be the president of the Stoopid Mom club too.
:-) ;-)
Kari
sham...@inferno.com
KW>Woof, our membership list has gotten so *big!* Here goes:
KW>LoboE
KW>Nevi(E) Sammy Dog
KW>Poco
KW>HobbEs
KW>Chessa
KW>Zeke
KW>NEnE
KW>cEdric Z
KW>JsE & FluffyEmum
KW>DiamondE
KW>Tabster Cccccat
KW>Rory Ccccccat
KW>Did I miss anydoggy (or anykitty)?
KW>-LoboE (Xtra FluffyE from recent b*th -- Yuk! and trying to correct
KW> that by sleeping in the MUD)
Ray weze all on!!!!!
Josie
FluffyEMum
Rory
Pam Lunsford
JH> I like carrots
Me too, 'specially when they come out of the coldbox. Do you like 'matos? Mom
got a little mad at me yesterday because I wanted to pick a 'mato that was way
high and I made the whole plant fall down. But them she said it was ok because
they aren't going to be here for much longer. *sniff* I like picking 'matos. I
don't like them pepper things though. Nasty, even when they are red like
'matos.
Kobi
* Origin: Vortex OS/2 Sacramento, CA (916)332-7141 (1:203/726)
--
: Fidonet: Pam Lunsford 1:203/726 .. speaking for only myself.
: Internet: Pam.Lu...@726.gigo.com
sham...@inferno.com
MA>In article <4514da$a...@eccdb1.pms.ford.com>
MA> kwil...@cu3051.pd5.ford.com "Kim Wilkinson" writes:
MA>> : And me!!!! (If yous guys lets fluffly cats in??????) Tabster
MA>>
MA>> FluffyE cccccats are OK, but dont let my brover see you! (He's
MA>> a ex-Trackdog, and he chases and EATS ccccccats. Least, he useta.
MA>> He dont wif the naybor cccccats so maybe he dont chase cccccats).
MA>> -LoboE
MA>>
MA> LoboE, your bruvva sounds realllly scawey. I'm defnitly
MA>gonna stay out of 'is way.
MA> I quite like doggies, but not chasy doggies, I got chased
MA>by a big 'sation one day, and Mom said she never seen me run so
MA>fast!!!!
MA> Acshully, I fink we shud set up a FlufflyE Moms Club, coz
MA>my mom is pretty fluffly, too. But she is special soft to cuddle
MA>up to. She is luverly!!!! (He's only after more Tuna!!!! Mandy)
MA>--
MA> Purrs to everbody Tabster (are we still taking the vowels out
MA> for TWZL??) or TbstrE
I fink we'd better let folx know that a 'sation is English fur a German
Shepherd.
JsE
Mandy Fenton
>
>
> I fink we'd better let folx know that a 'sation is English fur a German
> Shepherd.
>
> JsE
>
I forgets 'mericans talk funny.
TbstEr
Susan Mudgett aka little gator
: Car-rots = Orange PTUIs
: Banananananana = Yellow PTUIs
: Grapes = Purple PTUIs
: Apples = these are OK
: Let-us = Green PTUIs
: Oranges = Squirty PTUIs
: All of the above are d*et foods.
Bananananas are Yummy! Me and Sara fight over them. But apples are
icky PTUIS. We don't like any of the other stuff but my Sister
Brindle that I never met *Loved* orange and grapes. My boyfriend Rikki
loved grapes too. Mommy says Brin could pick grapes off the
grapestick with her lips, and she'd hold a orange wedge down with her
toenail to bite off the yummy inside(yummy to silly Brindle that is)
One time Daddy was cutting up a lime. They're like green oranges only
worse. Brindle beggedanbeggednabegged till Daddy gave her piece and
she grabbed it and went ACCK!
: them. The baananananannanana things you can eat, but ONLY if they
: are in Ricey Rounds.
Ricey rounds are the *worst* Yeccck! PTUI! Mommy bought us some
DOGFOOD with tiny rice bits in it-yecccch! I picked them all out and
spitzed them all over my crate and just ate the regular meaty flavor
bits. She didnt buy it again.
Molly
Kelly Anne Hinkle
>KW>Woof, our membership list has gotten so *big!* Here goes:
Hey!!! DiamondE does NOT belong on here! She's President of the Scrawny
Bitches Club. It's *ME* that's the FluffyE one!!!
Harrumph....
scowl......
SundancE
Sophie
>
>
>
>KW>Woof, our membership list has gotten so *big!* Here goes:
>
I was *flying* so I didn't know you were starting *another* club! I'm a
SpeckleDog, but I'm very fluffy too! Especially my tail when mom brushes it.
And when it rains I get extrafluffy.
I've been meeting *lots* of other new fluffy dogs here. Even one that looks
almost *just like me* except he's a boydog and all black with lighter brown
eyes than me. I thought I was the onlydoggy that looked like me.
I like fluffydogs especially if they can runRunRUN. My mom and I haven't found
any good runplaces near Portland yet.
-Sophie
Kim Wilkinson
: >
: > (I got a double coat too, but momandad brushbrushbrush me when I
: > blow coat, so I dont have enuf fur left to leave REALLYCOOL fur
: > sculpture on their pillows. Pout.)
: >
: > -Lobo, the worlds first and only Jellicle Dog, Siberian Husky
: LObo, do all husky doggys pull sleds???
:
: If ya do pull a sled, can I come over and have a ride?
: Purrs, Tabster
I don't pull a sled cause I don't have one. I have pulled a wagon
before, which you kin come over & have a ride in. I would LIKE a
sled tho. I have pulled dad when he puts on his speshulshoes wif
wheels on the bottom and he hooks me up to a harness then we go
Huskyblading. We havent gone lately cause they can't figure out how
to hook up bof me & my brover (cause he's a greyhound he goes faster
'n me and he don't STOP once he really gets goin till he's tired.)
-Lobo, Sled Dog Wannabe, avid watcher of the Iditarod
Neefer
>Me too, 'specially when they come out of the coldbox. Do you like 'matos? Mom
>got a little mad at me yesterday because I wanted to pick a 'mato that was way
>high and I made the whole plant fall down. But them she said it was ok because
>they aren't going to be here for much longer. *sniff* I like picking 'matos. I
>don't like them pepper things though. Nasty, even when they are red like
>'matos.
I love tomatoes and tomato sauce. I used to pick them off the vine
at home, but there weren't any this year. Maybe I killed it to much
last year.
Tomato sauce is the best treat.
B. Lynn Ramich
around it and we would runandrunandrun and fall on the bushes. She said
she probably got 6 from two bushes that were full of 'matoes. Maybe I
am president of the Stoopid Mom Club too.
FluffyEmom said to tell everyone that she was funning about peeling me
grapes. She got lots of post. She cuts them in half because I won't
eat them when their round.
Ditto - President of Stoopid Brothers Club and MommyLovesMe Club
AlGreen
writes:
>But some poeple thought I was the prettyest dog around. I am, too.
>They are the scariest. No amount of cowering will keep them away.
I know what you mean. If I am with my stoopidbrother, people usually pet
him, if only because he is SUCH a suck up. But if I am not with him,
people want to say hello to me, and think I should love them, cause I'm a
Golden. But I spend months in a badplace as a puppy and can't trust
hoomins, 'specially male ones. I wish they would leave me alone. And I
really don't like hoomins who talk baby talk to me. I am a fierce hunter,
NOT a puppy. It scares me when they use littlesqueeky voice at me.
>It was scary, but I didn't SU at all. I wish I could keep the
>scary hoomins away, but they come up to me anyway.
I could lend you my stoopidbrother Poopbreath. He would want all the
attention from hoomins, and you could just watch what was going on. Lots
of times I'm braver now, cause I'm with him. I even bark sometimes
outside, which I never knew how to do before.
Twzl, fierce hunter of fish, birds and small rodents, but hoomins that I
don't know are sort of scary
--
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Neefer
>In <oaktreeD...@netcom.com> oak...@netcom.com (Neefer) writes:
>
>>Because I was in that place where I never saw anything or anyone,
>>I was not stim- uh, stim-you-, uh, you know, I never saw nuffin.
>
>Me too. I was never in a house until I was about 9 months old. I'm not
>sure, cause we don't know how old I really am. I never saw anything but
>all the other Golden Retrievers in the backyard kennels. And some very
>bad hoominboys. I had to learn to walk up stairs and down them. That was
>scary.
Mama wants to do 'gility wiff me, but I am scared of the 'gility stuff.
We go to the playground, and she trys to get me to climb up onto
this really scary thing, but it is too scary. I won't do it.
I was 'fraid to get in and out of the truck, too. It is still a
little scary, and Mama has to help me.
>Walking was scary. I used to try to go for a walk, but I would get
>scared and just stop.
Me, too. I would sit down and refuse to move one way or the other.
Mama says she used to get very frustrated.
>I still have to hide sometimes when something very
>scary happens. The best place is upstairs under daddy's desk in the
>corner. It's very safe there.
Me, too. But I like to put my head in my boy's lap. He will protect
me from everything, even the scariest hoomin pup.
>It is nice to have a puppy to sleep with when you are scared.
I used to sleep wiff my bunny. I loved my bunny so much and I would
hug it close when I was scared or unsure. Mama took it 'way. She
says it went over the rainbow bridge. She gave me a hedgehog, but
he went away, too. Now I have a little man and a big ball to hug.
I think maybe I would like to sleep wiff a doggie brother or sister.
I would like to sleep wiff an-et or li'l-fran-key, but they don't
want to sleep wiff me. Stoopid cats.
--
Sara, the shy mastiff, GoA, stripeydog a subset of speckledogs
President of the Big Heads Club International Our motto: We are blockheads!
sham...@inferno.com
KW>:Macintosh (not an official member of anything--sniff)
KW>Macintosh - we have a group for everydoggy? Are you
KW>fluffyE? Are you Big-headed? Do you have smoosh
KW>face? Do you get into the TRASH (yum)? We have
KW>groups for all those doggys! But, if nuffin else...
KW>Are you named after a pooter? Momsays that theres a
KW>pooter named macintosh. If so then you are a member
KW>of the Nerdmomandad group. Thats the group all doggys
KW>wif nerdmomandads belong to. Does your mom read a LOT?
KW>Does she watch si fi? Does she work on pooter ALL DAY?
KW>That's all signs that your mom is a nerd.
KW>Keep looking for a group - we'll find ya one!
KW>-Lobo
Hey maybe Macintosh is named after an apple, we could have an
doggieswhoeatapples club. Or maybe he's named after a piece of hoomin
clothing, a doggiesnamedafterclothing club?
Josie
Kim Wilkinson
:Hey!!! DiamondE does NOT belong on here! She's President of the Scrawny
:Bitches Club. It's *ME* that's the FluffyE one!!!
:Harrumph....
:scowl......
:SundancE
Oooooops. Sorry. I read your note wrong. Abject apologies. (Lobo
lowers his head, tucks tail between legs, whines. Tail then goes back
up - just TRY to keep a husky's tail down for long!) DiamondE is
re mooved from list. SundancE is added. Sorry.
(*SIGH* from mom. I wish I was in DiamondE's club...)
-LoboE
Neefer
>She's President of the Scrawny Bitches Club.
Can I join?
--
SrE, thE shy mastiff, GoA, stripEydog a subsEt of spEcklEdogs
PrEsidEnt of thE Big HEads Club IntErnational Our motto: WE arE blockhEads!
hoomins, plEasE, don't look mE in thE EyEs, unlEss you havE a cookiE
Neefer
>In <oaktreeD...@netcom.com> oak...@netcom.com (SrE) writes:
>
>>I am not fluffyE in any sense, but I am very big.
>
>I would like you SaraE. I like big shy dogs. I'm a medium,wide shy dog.
>And I share my cookies with dogs I like. You could help me keep scary
>hoomins away from us.
I wish I knew how to do that. It is hard.
We went to the classic car show this weak-end. There were a bunch of
big shiny things, but I didn't smell any cars. There were lots and lots
of people. My boy is so mean. He made me walk wiff all the people.
Most people stayed away 'cause I'm so big. They think I look a little
scary, but I am not nearly as scary as they are.
Some people thought I was a great dane. Hrmph. I am not tall enuf
to be a dane. I have a nice, massive, square head, too.
But some poeple thought I was the prettyest dog around. I am, too.
They are the scariest. No amount of cowering will keep them away.
They come up and pat me, and then they tell me I'm skinny. I am trying
to look like Kate Moss. Skin and bones, that's me.
I met the cutest chow puppy. Mama liked the little puppy, too.
My boy was not impressed. But Mama went up to the little puppy,
squated down and made kissy noises to her. It was gross. The
little puppy seemed to like it, tho. I tried to make friends wiff
her, but when she saw how big I was, she was a little scared. I
understand this, so I left her alone.
(She was so cute. She looked like a fluffy teddy bear! She was
a very sweet puppy. -Jen)
It was nice to lie there wiff the puppy, but lots of people are curious
about me. They always ask if I am a pit bull. NO! No, terror in me!
They kept coming up. This one guy squated down to say hello. I had
to lick his boo-boo on his arm cause it smelled a little like blood.
I made it all clean, but he didn't like it.
It was scary, but I didn't SU at all. I wish I could keep the
scary hoomins away, but they come up to me anyway.
--
SrE, thE shy mastiff, GoA, stripEydog a subsEt of spEcklEdogs
PrEsidEnt of thE Big HEads Club IntErnational, Our motto: WE arE blockhEads!
sham...@inferno.com
KK>In article <45a7k7$l...@news.accessone.com> al...@accessone.com writes:
KK>>s...@harvee.billerica.ma.us (Susan Mudgett aka little gator) wrote:
KK>>>: Car-rots = Orange PTUIs
KK>>>: Banananananana = Yellow PTUIs
KK>>>: Grapes = Purple PTUIs
KK>>>: Apples = these are OK
KK>>>: Let-us = Green PTUIs
KK>>>: Oranges = Squirty PTUIs
KK>Uh-oh....I guess the stuff we love to eat is...is...*GOOD* for us?
KK>HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
KK>Diamond and I love all that stuff!
KK>Man, I guess we're just weird doggies. :)
KK>Sundance and Diamond....PTUI-Lovers of America Presidents
KK>--
KK>****************************************************************************
KK>*Kelly Anne Hinkle "Oppress not the cubs of a
KK>stranger,*
KK>*kkea...@electra.cs.buffalo.edu but hail them as Sister and
KK>Brother"*
KK>****************************************************************************
Nonononono you're not. You're like Ishka was she hardly met a food she
didn't like.
Kate
Ishka's Mum
AlGreen
>Because I was in that place where I never saw anything or anyone,
>I was not stim- uh, stim-you-, uh, you know, I never saw nuffin.
Me too. I was never in a house until I was about 9 months old. I'm not
sure, cause we don't know how old I really am. I never saw anything but
all the other Golden Retrievers in the backyard kennels. And some very
bad hoominboys. I had to learn to walk up stairs and down them. That was
scary. Walking was scary. I used to try to go for a walk, but I would get
scared and just stop. I still have to hide sometimes when something very
scary happens. The best place is upstairs under daddy's desk in the
corner. It's very safe there.
>They don't guard like me. Who cares about problem solving. I just
>want to sleep in the sun. A puppy who slept wiff me would be good.
Sometimes my stoopidbrother sleeps with me. It's very safe. He's bigger
than me now and has a big bark. If you heard him he sounds scary, even
though he's barking "look at me!! pet me!! Throw the ball!! Look at my
bunny!!" It is nice to have a puppy to sleep with when you are scared.
Twzl
--
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Kelly Anne Hinkle
>s...@harvee.billerica.ma.us (Susan Mudgett aka little gator) wrote:
>>: Banananananana = Yellow PTUIs
>>: Grapes = Purple PTUIs
>>: Oranges = Squirty PTUIs
Uh-oh....I guess the stuff we love to eat is...is...*GOOD* for us?
HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
Diamond and I love all that stuff!
Man, I guess we're just weird doggies. :)
Sundance and Diamond....PTUI-Lovers of America Presidents
--
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*Kelly Anne Hinkle "Oppress not the cubs of a stranger,*
*kkea...@electra.cs.buffalo.edu but hail them as Sister and Brother"*
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Neefer
>>They are the scariest. No amount of cowering will keep them away.
>
>him, if only because he is SUCH a suck up. But if I am not with him,
>people want to say hello to me, and think I should love them, cause I'm a
>Golden. But I spend months in a badplace as a puppy and can't trust
>hoomins, 'specially male ones. I wish they would leave me alone. And I
>really don't like hoomins who talk baby talk to me. I am a fierce hunter,
>NOT a puppy. It scares me when they use littlesqueeky voice at me.
>
Because I was in that place where I never saw anything or anyone,
I was not stim- uh, stim-you-, uh, you know, I never saw nuffin.
a puppy, even if I am over 100 pounds (45 kg).
I would like to be a grown up. I think if I was grown up, I would not
be so 'fraid of everyffing.
(My SIL, family dog expert, malenois shower/breeder/etc, says that
Sara will probably never fully mature and that she is stuck in the
8 week old - fear phase. We hope to get her to 10 weeks. :-)
>>It was scary, but I didn't SU at all. I wish I could keep the
>>scary hoomins away, but they come up to me anyway.
>
>I could lend you my stoopidbrother Poopbreath. He would want all the
>attention from hoomins, and you could just watch what was going on. Lots
>of times I'm braver now, cause I'm with him. I even bark sometimes
>outside, which I never knew how to do before.
I didn't bark at first either, or grumble, or whine, or growl, or fart,
or burp, or make anynoise at all. I bark now. I bark to warn people,
dogs, and cats to stay off my property. It's very effective. They
see me, and I'm big, and I bark unfriendly like, and they stay away.
But I don't do this away from home. It isn't proper to guard when you
are not at home.
Mama has puppy lust again. I might get a bruver or sister. I like the
little chow puppy, but I didn't like the little golden puppy that came
over. She is a stupid 'triever. "Throw me the ball, throw me the ball,
throw me the ball" over and over again. Stupid game. (Now, Sara,
remember Twzl is a golden.) I don't like to 'treive, but I guess it
is ok. Mama says goldens really are smarter than me, but I don' know.
They don't guard like me. Who cares about problem solving. I just
want to sleep in the sun. A puppy who slept wiff me would be good.
--
SrE, thE shy mastiff, GoA, stripEydog a subsEt of spEcklEdogs
PrEsidEnt of thE Big HEads Club IntErnational Our motto: WE arE blockhEads!
AlGreen
>Mama wants to do 'gility wiff me, but I am scared of the 'gility stuff.
>We go to the playground, and she trys to get me to climb up onto
>this really scary thing, but it is too scary. I won't do it.
What if you did it at home, in your backyard? And then, in your front
yard? That way you could start off with no scaryhoomins looking at you. I
learned to do BDence that way. Mom had to teach me that no matter what,
she would protect me. I'm still scared, but if she is there I know
nothing too bad will happen. I even barked once at a BDence match. Mom
said that usually that is a Bad thing, but for me it was a good thing.
The scariest thing for me is sitsndowns, cause she's really far from me
and sometimes I have to standup and go to her, especially if something
scary happens like a funny noise.
>I think maybe I would like to sleep wiff a doggie brother or sister.
>I would like to sleep wiff an-et or li'l-fran-key, but they don't
>want to sleep wiff me. Stoopid cats.
I like cats an awful lot. You can hunt them you know. I can't catch them,
but I still try. If I met your cats I would try to not hunt them, but I
can't help it. If you had a doggie brother or sister I bet you would be
braver. It helped me alot. I watch my stoopidbrother and if he isn't
scared sometimes I'm not either.
Twzl, I live to hunt and fish
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al...@accessone.com
>KW>-Lobo
>Josie
My mama says I came from the Wenachee, WA, the "apple capital of the
world." At least that's what the sign says as you drive into town.
Mama says it was either Macintosh or Granny Smith so Mac it was.
Daddy says I shouldda been named Rotten, but he only says that when I
steal his covers. I definately think we should have a
doggieswhoeatPTUIs club. And maybe a
doggieswhoseparentscan'tthinkofarealname club. I'm a Chesador, so I
don't count in Smoosh faces, Big heads, or Fluffy dogs. The garbage
is too well hidden to be a Trash dog. Oh! but I could be a
countercleaner dog! I do that really well! So that settles it. I
do belong in some clubs! And as soon as I can figure out how to do
that signiture thing on my posts, it will be official.
Thanks everybody!
Macintosh
(Mom here, how do I do the signiture at the end of my posts? I
haven't thought of anything snazzy to write yet, but I want the
option. Any help would be appreciated. thanks. Paula)
Kelly Anne Hinkle
>Oooooops. Sorry. I read your note wrong. Abject apologies. (Lobo
>lowers his head, tucks tail between legs, whines. Tail then goes back
>up - just TRY to keep a husky's tail down for long!) DiamondE is
>re mooved from list. SundancE is added. Sorry.
Oh, that's ok. Everydpggy makes mistakes. Kinda like I did when I used the
Hoomin Pup's new rocking chair as a chew toy. *yikes*
>(*SIGH* from mom. I wish I was in DiamondE's club...)
Heh...me too, my friend, me too.
Kelly Anne Hinkle
>SundancE <kkea...@cs.buffalo.edu> wrote:
>>She's President of the Scrawny Bitches Club.
>
>Can I join?
Of course!! We'd even let those.....males....in if they ask real nice! :)
Diamond
Kim Wilkinson
:Strawberry isn't PTUI, is it?
Gosh, I hope not. I LOVE goin over to Grammangrampa house
in summertime & eating grammas strawberrys right off the
vine. YUMMMM. (But thats the only time I eat them-when
I'm not spozed to. Cuz I fink if momandad give them to me
then they are PTUIs.)
-Lobo
Neefer
>Macintosh, I think you are a trashdoggie because you eat stuff off the
>floor. Plus, you do things that make your mom go, "Yuck!"
Can I be a trash doggie, too? I don't get into the trash, but
I do clean the floor from an-et's throw-up.
And last night, I was giving Mama a big kiss, and she was laughing, so
I slipped her some tongue. She said, "YUCK!" But it made my boy
laugh, so I think I will do it again. I like to make Mama and my boy
laugh.
Kim Wilkinson
:I'm a Shetland Sheepdog (sheltie-pup), so I look like a 0.7 scale collie
:sorta, only I'm better looking than any collie!
:I don't know how I got to like orange Ptuis, I just know I do. Dad was
:working in the kitchen and some fell on the floor (big suprise. Dad is a slob
:in the kitchen) and I ate it all up and looked up at him to see if he was
:going to drop some more.
:I also ate some parsley the other night. Momandad just watched me, and lauged
:when I was done. It was yummy.
:Cedric Z (extra fluffy because dad brushed me last night. I really hate
:that.)
Oooooo. We have a doggie that looks like that at the end of our street.
I like to go past his house - he has lotsa skerils. He gets let OUTSIDE
wifout leash. Momandad always say what a well-trained dog he is, and
what a pretty dog, so you must be prettydog too. I don't like parsley
either - Ive tried it. Ptlah. I LIKE bein brushed tho. It's almost as
good as two-ttentions, cause bof momandad are payin ttention to me. the
only part I don't like is when they do my tail. But I DO like bein
skritched, and brushed is almost like skritched. MMMMMM.
('Sides, look at the bright side. You could be Xtra FluffyE cause
dad B*THED you last night. Eeeeeewwww.)
-Lobo
Susan Mudgett aka little gator
Macintosh wrote:
: s...@harvee.billerica.ma.us (Susan Mudgett aka little gator) wrote:
then he quoted some stuff I *didn't* write, and my doggies didn't either.
Please be more careful next time.
: Macintosh (not an official member of anything--sniff)
The Speckledogs and Big Heads are open to wannabes. SO if you are
Speckled or Stripey, or wannabe, you ban be in the Speckledog Club. If
you have a big head, or big hair, or big ears, or just wanna, you can
be in the Big Head club.
sham...@inferno.com
KW>har...@agresearch.cri.nz (Rockey) said:
KW>:The trubble is I'm fluffy and fluffyE. TED keeps growling at Mum that I
KW>:am 2 kilos overweight - I'm weighed in kilos which is nicer than than awful
KW>:pound-word. TED is skinny. I don't wanna look like him. And Mum
KW>doesn't
KW>:want me to go back to being the "scrawny little rat" (me) she 'dopted a fe
KW>:years ago.
KW>
KW>Oh, poor Rockey! What you should do is chase cats and try to eat them.
KW>(Don't REALLY eat them - that's not nice, and it's kinda gross, though
KW>my brover useta think it was OK. Don't know if he still does think it's
KW>OK wif strangercats; I know he don't wanta eat the nextdoor cats.) Then
KW>your suckermom will feel sorry for you cause you're not getting enuf to
KW>eat and feed you (also cuz hoomins fink if they feed us we won't try to
KW>eat cats & skerils. Hehehehe.) I fink you should goto my TED. She's
KW>allllways tellin my momandad that me & my brover are OK weight, but mom
KW>says Dini is pudgy. So ppphhhhhhhtttt to your TED. Momsays if you eat
KW>that means you feel safe. Sooooo, just have your mom tell TED that she'd
KW>rather have you fluffy & feeling safe (mom calls this well-adjusted) stead
KW>of skinny & insecure.
KW>On anovver note:
KW>Our Membership List for the International FluffyE Dog/Ccat Crew:
KW>Lobo
KW>Nevi
KW>Poco
KW>Hobbes
KW>Chessa
KW>Zeke
KW>Nene
KW>Cedric Z
KW>Tabster Ccat
KW>Josie & FluffyEMom
KW>Rory Ccat
KW>SUNDANCE
KW>Rockey
KW>Sophie
KW>Shane
KW>Trevor
KW>Sam Ccat
KW>Marnie Ccat
KW>Chauncey Ccat
KW>Chelsea Ccat
KW>Harry Ccat
KW>WoweeeeE! Such a long list (21 Dogsnccats & 1 Hoominfluffymom)!
KW>BTW Shane, it don't matter if your tail in't the longest in the werld.
KW>My brover has a longer tail than me, but his is a rattail (momsays).
KW>MINE is nice and fluffyE. Just so long as you have a nice beyootiful
KW>tail, it don't matter if somedoggy else's is BIGGER. Betcha yours is
KW>PRETTIER.
KW>-Lobo
I bet there are more fluffyhoominMums out there but their "kids" keep
lying to em :P
;)
The1<idon'tthinkso!>hoominmum
Neefer
>Dear Sara, of course you can be a trashdoggie.
AROO! [mastifflumberofjoy]
>tomatoandgarlick,
>Mama made some lastnight and she didn't like hers so she left
>it for Daddy. But I intercepted the plate.
>I thought of you right away and left
>some in your tunnel. Go and see for yourself!
>It's just a little muddy. And it's
>mostly there.
OH, BOY! It was good stuff. I liked it.
Last night was a great night for food. I was HUNGRY!
I ate my dinner. It was GOOD! I gets *T*R*E*A*T*S iff I
eats all my dinner, so I had a chewie and 3 cookies.
I was still HUNGRY! I went and sniffed my dish, but nuffin was
in it. <sigh> Then Mama gave me some more food, but only a little.
I ate it, and guess what! I got another chewie and 3 more cookies.
I was still HUNGRY! BADMAMA wouldn't give me anymore food.
Mama went in hte hot b*th outdoors and looked at a book.
SToopid book. I wanna eat it.
The my sucker^H^H^H^H^H^H sweet boy came home, and I made sad eyes
at him, and wrinkled my face, held my ears back. Then I sniffed
my dish and sighed. HA! It worked! He gave me more dinner.
I ate it, and guess what! I got another chewie and 3 more cookies.
I even ate my brekfast this morning, too.
Kate Moss, good-bye. FluffyE Dog Club - here I come.
--
Sara, the shy mastiff, GoA, stripeydog a subset of speckledogs
President of the Big Heads Club of America Our motto: We are blockheads!
hoomins, please, don't look me in the eyes, unless you have a cookie
PS Max, go sniff your dish and sigh. It works for me.
sham...@inferno.com
MA>>Can I be a trash doggie, too? I don't get into the trash, but
MA>>I do clean the floor from an-et's throw-up.
MA>>
MA>Any dog that does that deserves to be a trashdog!!!!
MA>>And last night, I was giving Mama a big kiss, and she was laughing, so
MA>>I slipped her some tongue. She said, "YUCK!" But it made my boy
MA>>laugh, so I think I will do it again. I like to make Mama and my boy
MA>>laugh.
MA>Funny Sara cuz my mom sez "YUCK" too when I give her tongue...esp. after
MA>I've just ate some of my dogfood or chewed my bones...wonder why they
MA>taste so GOOOOOD!
MA>ShanE
MA>http://www.en.com/users/mad/shane.html
MA>m...@en.com
MA>Prezident, TrashDogs International, where TrashDogs unite...
MA>our motto: "Who Me? I didn't do it!"
MA>&
MA>Honorary Member of the Smoosh Face of 'Merica Club
MA>(I don't have a smoosh face but I sure like to LICKLICKLICK my
MA>girldoggyfriend, Cara's!)
ROFL I say yuck too when Josie does this. No you don't Mummy you wuv it
and me.
The absolute worse thing I ever did was forget I was putting out cat
food and licked the spoon! That was Yuck. No it wasn't Mummy n I wuz
posed to git to lick it.
Then once I accidentally took Finnegan's medication while I was doling
out all our pills and vitamins.
kate
Josie
m...@en.com
>>
>>Here Sara, you can sleep with my hedgey for awhile...I like to share.
>
>Oh, Shane, thank you. I will take good care of you hedgey.
WHEW Sara, good thing I gave you my hedgey cuz you can pr'tect it from
baddad...he just threw my ellyfunt into the trash...I donno why cuz I just
got that neato fluffy cotton stuff out of it's belly...just the way I wanted it!
But never fear cuz trashdog Shane is here and I'll just hafta pick the trash
when baddad isn't lookin' (heeheehee).
ShanE
http://www.en.com/users/mad/shane.html
m...@en.com
Prezident, TrashDogs International, where TrashDogs unite...
our motto: "Who Me? I didn't do it!"
&
Honorary Member of the Smoosh Face of 'Merica Club
(I don't have a smoosh face but I sure like to LICKLICKLICK my girldoggyfriend, Cara's!)
m...@en.com
>actually eat them. That way mama can step on them in the middle of
>the night and wake up everybody!
>
>Macintosh (not an official member of anything--sniff)
>
>
it was in the trash right????? That way you a member of something.
I like playing with those grapes too---olives are fun too! I pick em up wif
my mouth and wiz them in the air!!!
Lyn Sims
Oh, Sara, you are going to be a fine figure of a bitch! I don't
think you would ever be FluffyE, just buffed. Buffed is a
Good Thing. Keep eatin' those chewies and cookies. Give
your boy a big old doggiekiss with garlick breath for
giving you somemore dinner. My Mama's boy gives me lots of
cookies when he comes over. But he also gives some to stupid
Chessa, so it almost doesn't count.
Do you like Chieeesh food? Mama hadda work tonight, but she's
bringing some home to me and Chessa and Daddy. I got a plan
for the left-overs.....
Your friend and admirer,
Siggie
Baby Rain
My neck is fluffye and my tail is fluffye!
PepsiE
sham...@inferno.com
KW>:I bet there are more fluffyhoominMums out there but their "kids" keep
KW>:lying to em :P
KW>: ;)
KW>:The1<idon'tthinkso!>hoominmum
KW>Yeah--me included. *SIGH*
KW>Only Lobo doesn't care because he "knows" I got this way from eating
KW>stuff he likes to share...
KW>Kim (Lobo's VERY Fluffyhoominmom)
ROFL. Same here.
Kate
Kim Wilkinson
:To me, getting a b*th is
:not half as scary as going to that other place, with alla not feeling
:good doggies. Last time I was there, the hoomin docker person hadda
:give me a thingie called a shot, witha big sharp thingie. I didn'
:like that at all...
Yeah, I get scairt too at TED. Momsays Im a wuss about s*ots. Owwww.
I can't help it if they HURT! I don't like HURT. I try to hide under
the peoplebenches at TED, but theyre too close to the ground and I dont
fit. Mom laffbarks and says I look funny, but it's not funny. I havent
been in a reallyreally longlong time too, which means I prolly gotta go
again soon.
:How are all of you other doggies and cCats? I never hadda chance to
:talk to any other dogs, 'cause I am the only one in the family here.
:It gets kinda lonely sometimes, being the only one, but Harry cCat
:plays with me sometimes.
Poor Trevor! You can come to MY house and play wif ME. I like to play.
I playfight, and play tug, and play runrunrun and chase, and play tennisball,
(Mom: Tennisball is when we throw the ball, he gets it, we chase him for it,
he tries to keep it, and we play tug. Then we throw it... His favorite
is when we throw it against the garage, because then it bounces back...)
and skerilchase (though my brover is MUCH better at skerilchase), and
keepaway, and rassle wif dad, and chasebirds, and lotsa stuff. I also
like to sit out in the yard and hoominwatch. Momandad say I'm just
watchin the world go by. They call this "Doggie TV". You can come
and watch DoggieTV wif me too. Momsays you gotta go home after we're
done playin for the day though cause our house don't have room for any
more dogs.
:Lobo, did you know your name means "wolf"? Well, that's what my mum
:says anyway... She's a very smart hoomin, but don't tell her I said
:that 'cause she doesn't know I know how this works.
My momsaid that too when I came to live wif them. She says they
prolly woulda picked a difrent name for me but I already started to
answer to Lobo. (The Siberian Rescue people named me that). momsays
I do look a lot like a wolf. Some people think I AM a wolf. Theyre
funny. But mom has seen some pitchers of wolfs that she says look a
LOT like me, so I guess I gotta good name. *I* like it.
I fink if your mom is a very smart hoomin, then you must be a smart doggy.
I noticed that smart hoomins usually have smart doggys. So, your mom
prolly already figures you *know* how to work this thing and dint need
to be shown cause you're a smart doggy. Your kittys are prolly smart too.
Are they?
Purrrrrr back to kittys. I useta sleep wif our nextdoor kittys. Everytime
the mommacat would have a litter, the kitties would come over the fence
and play wif me, and then we'd all go to sleep in a big pile. They would
all sleep on me. When my brover came to stay though, they stopped comin,
cause he chased them (momsays he useta EAT them!! Yuk.) I'd rather
have a brover to stay than kitty friends that only came over once in a while.
But I'd rather have a brover AND Internetkittyfriends.
TTFN, Kittyfriends!
TTFN, Trevor!
Lobo, the Siberian Husky who is "going as" a wolf for Halloween...
Dixie Blake
: I wanna be part of the FluffyE club, too! CanI? Huh? Huh? Can I?
: My neck is fluffye and my tail is fluffye!
How wonderfulye... :( :(
Dixie Leeye and Amber Leeye
Kim Wilkinson
:I only gotta short tail (drooooop). It was docked when I was a tiny puppy.
:But I don't mind very much - Mum says it's a cute little tail and she always
:gives it a special pat and tuck-in wif my blanket when I go in my basket at
:night. - Rocky
Ooooo. We have doggies wif docked tails on our street. Mom says they
are Soooooooo pretty. *I* think they're cool. Momsays they look
majestik. So you must be pretty and majestik. You must be a speciallist
dog to get a special pat and tuckin.
:Mum's sort of fluffy (or is it fluffyE?) - she's got very long hair. Much
:longer than my fur.... and a lot greyer. - Rocky
FluffyE (wif E) means lotsandlotsa fur, so mums can't be fluffyE. Although
I think your mum might be the exception...
Lotsandlotsa fur? She must be a GREY fluffyEmum.
Hmmmmm...
Lobo
Karen
to play with though. To combat lonliness I like to play with stuffed
animals. They are fun to hump and I like to play kill them. You can
never let on to your suckermom and dad that you can poot on the pooter
or are smart. Then you will be in big trouble. By the way I hate baths
too. I hope you have fully recovered. Do you have a UDDR tunnel?
Because I want to send you some cowpoop that the trashdoggies gave
me. This will speed up your b*th recovery if you roll around in it.
bye!
Nene-experimenter extrordinaire of the trashdogs
coping with a stressed nerdmom
member of the fluffyE dogs
--
Karen Rothstein
Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
Karen
: >>Nene-experimenter extrordinaire of the trashdogs
: >> coping with a stressed nerdmom
: Nene, you must be real smart. How do you print a square on the pooter?
: Please teach me. Pleasepleaseplease? I'll give you the squeaker from my
: squeak toy? Hmmmm?
: Hobbes
I did it by accident last time. It is a key on the pooter.[]. Right
next to the P.
Nene
--
Karen Rothstein
Krot...@phoenix.kent.edu
sham...@inferno.com
CA>M > >And last night, I was giving Mama a big kiss, and she was laughing, so
CA>M > >I slipped her some tongue. She said, "YUCK!" But it made my boy
CA>M > >laugh, so I think I will do it again. I like to make Mama and my boy
CA>M > >laugh.
CA>M >
CA>M > Funny Sara cuz my mom sez "YUCK" too when I give her tongue...esp. after
CA>M > I've just ate some of my dogfood or chewed my bones...wonder why they
CA>M > taste so GOOOOOD!
CA>Ohhhh, goodiE! I catch Mommy now and then with my tongue. My
CA>prEdecessor never lickEd; shE just snuffled. But I lick. Mummy
CA>told me a story about an earlier prEdecessor I had, whose name was
CA>QuiQuE. It sounds like KeeKay. Anyway, QuiQuE was boarded out for
CA>a week with Corazon Twinkletoes, when Mommy's daddy died. QuiQuE
CA>was a BIG doggie, and I'm small, and so was Corazon.
CA>When Mommy went to pick up Corazon and QuiQuE, a really nasty
CA>neighbor raced into the kennel driveway, blocked Mommy's path, and
CA>went to pick up HIS dog before us, though WE were first in line. So
CA>QuiQuE leapt up on this guy and caught him full in the mouth with
CA>her tongue, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This guy's dog was a little nasty dog,
CA>that used to terrorize Corazon, too.
CA>The nasty guy (his poor doggie!) yelled at Mommy, and said if he got
CA>sick, he'd suE hEr. HAHAHAHA!
CA>Mommy just snickered. She said she thought to herself, heck, he'd
CA>have to sue the kennel owner instead, because the kennel owner still
CA>had charge of QuiQuE, because the nasty guy had prevented Mommy from
CA>taking QuiQue. <snortle, chortle, snuffle, lickie, lickie lickie!>
CA> -- Kaliko Thunderpaws, who loooooooooves to lick Mommy and Daddy
CA> -- Carol o^o Thu 19-Oct-95 21:30
CA>---
CA> * RoseReader 2.52B P001545 Entered at [BB&C]
Sheesh yer Mummy shudda said if QuiQue got sick from nastyman she'd soo
him.
Josie
CAROL WHITNEY
S > CA>went to pick up HIS dog before us, though WE were first in line. So
S > CA>QuiQuE leapt up on this guy and caught him full in the mouth with
S > CA>her tongue, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This guy's dog was a little nasty dog,
S > CA>that used to terrorize Corazon, too.
S >
S > CA>The nasty guy (his poor doggie!) yelled at Mommy, and said if he got
S > CA>sick, he'd suE hEr. HAHAHAHA!
S > Sheesh yer Mummy shudda said if QuiQue got sick from nastyman she'd soo
S > him.
Goldurn, Mummy is sloooow! She didn't ever think of that; now, if I
were even faster with my tonguE, I shoulda told her that (don't tell
Mummy I got it from you). <filing idea for later usE>
-- Kaliko Thunderpaws (in QuiQuEs absEncE)
-- Carol o^o Thu 26-Oct-95 07:06
---
Baby Rain
>:My neck is fluffye and my tail is fluffye!
>
>(BTW-what kinda dog are you that you are partfluffyE?)
>
>Lobo
Hi, Lobo!
I'm part Black Lab and part German Shepherd, and I shed A LOT!
PepsiE