Re: Things to Look for in a Trainer
Jerry Howe - The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
"Char" <chard...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> What to Look for:
> A trainer who treats dogs and owners with respect
INDEED?
> A trainer who uses positive-reinforcement techniques
So called "positive-reinforcement" MEANS "ANY METHOD
which CEASES a behavior", includin JERKIN CHOKIN SHOCKIN
MUTILATIN an MURDERIN innocent defenseless dumb critters
an LYIN abHOWET IT <{}:~ ( >
> A trainer who uses a good fitting harness, the Gentle Leader head collar,
> Easy Walk Harness, or other non-choking, non-
> shocking training collars
That's a load of HOT DRY CRAP, Chardonnay9; the so
called "GENTLE LEADER" and "Halti's" AIN'T gentle an
they DON'T LEAD; they're FEAR FORCE and INTIMIDATION
devices which can BREAK DOGS NECKS.
"Seem" you AIN'T been payin attention to my posts, Chardonnay9 <{}:~ ( >
> A trainer who teaches the owner what to do and how to do it
INDEED? You think the beast way to learn HOWE to pupperly
handle raise an train a critter is to stand at the side of a self-
puported EXXXPERT an learn to jerk choke an shock dogs
like HOWE they PREFER??
> Classes where dogs and owners are having fun
INDEED? An HOWE would WON know if a dog was havin
FUN or simply responding from anXXXIHOWESNESS?
> Classes where dogs and owners are learning new things
You mean like HOWE to put the GENTLE LEADER under the
dog's forelegs an THROW IT ASSOVERBACKWARDS *as per
the INSTRUCTIONS*, Chardonnay9??
You've sorely disappointed me <{}:~( >
� A trainer who uses a variety of non-aversive techniques
You mean like "MANAGEMENT" BRIBERY AVOIDANCE an
lockin dogs in boxes an IGNORING their CRIES, Chardonnay9??
> Training that is tailored to the individual dog
THAT'S the BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP you've ever posted,
Chardonnay9; ALL dogs an children TRAIN up NEARLY
INSTANTLY (***as you've SEEN for yourself~!) accordin to
the MOST EFFECTIVE NON PHYSICAL SCIENTIFIC Pavlovian
and Ericksonian METHODS, not variably "tailored" ABUSES
to suit the individual TRAINER'S NEED to HURT and INTIMIDATE.
Dog trainers who "TAILOR" methods to suit individual dogs
are MORONS who end up JERKIN CHOKIN SHOCKIN
MUTILATIN an MURDERIN innocent defenseless dumb
critters an LYIN abHOWET IT <{}:~ ( >
> A program that allows the dog to progress at its own speed
> and that doesn�t force him/her into situations where he/she isn�t
> comfortable
That's a other load of CRAP, Chardonnay9; dogs learn FAST
if you know HOWE to MOTIVATE an CONdition them usin
EFFECTIVE NON-PHYSICAL Pavlovian and Ericksonian
techniques AS TAUGHT in your own FREE COPY of The
Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits'
End Training Method Manual
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard <{}:~ ) >
> A trainer who applies basic learning theory correctly
You mean "a trainer who applies basic learning THEORY 'correctly'?
Don't THEORY mean UNPROVEN SuppHOWESITIONS, Chardonnay9?:
Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: "TooCool" <larrym...@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004
Subject: "Learning Theory"-An Insult to Canines
"Learning Theory"-An Insult to Canines
Classical and operant conditioning is founded in what
is termed "learning theory".
The four rudimentary rules of "learning theory" are:
Something Good can start or be presented, so behavior
increases = Positive Reinforcement (R+)
Something Good can end or be taken away, so behavior
decreases = Negative Punishment (P-)
Something Bad can start or be presented, so behavior
decreases = Positive Punishment (P+)
Something Bad can end or be taken away, so behavior
increases = Negative Reinforcement (R-)
Proponents of "learning theory" believe that no learning
can take place without reinforcement or punishment either
positive or negative.
That is why they employ treats and force.
"Learning theory" is a flawed concept for evolutionarily
advanced species. Advanced species learn without any
external motivation. They are not automatons that merely
respond to stimuli. Their evolutionary survival has endowed
them with self motivated learning behavior.
Canines, in particular, are curious, they love to learn and
they exhibit pride in what they have learned. They think-
they figure things out. They can invent games to play.
They can invent behaviors to drive you crazy.
They have emotions-they can be humorous and they can
be vindictive-their feelings can be hurt. They can suffer
terribly if you don't treat them with respect. They actively
seek their environment for new things to learn.
They also learn from watching other animals and humans
and they mimic their behavior (in the scientific literature this
is termed allelomimetic behavior).
It is an insult to the intelligence of dogs and to their owners
to employ operant conditioning (clicker training). Dogs are
not B.F. Skinner robots whose only capacity to learn stems
from the four rules of "learning theory".
Canines deserve treatment and training that is tailored to their
nature. You can literally ruin your dog if your treatment and
training does not respect their nature.
Please study the Puppy Wizard's Wits' End Training Method.
It is the only available method, of which I am aware, that is
based upon the true nature of canines. In his system, praise
is not used as a reinforcement or motivator, i.e., dogs are
not asked to work for praise.
--Larry
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Newsgroups: rec.pets.dogs.behavior
From: "TooCool" <larrym...@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004
Subject: Re: "Learning Theory"-An Insult to Canines
What you fail to understand is the concept of self generated,
self motivated behavior as opposed to reflex like behavior that
is simply a response to a stimulus. It is double talk to refer to
self generated behavior as a response to internally generated
stimuli. Thinking is not a response to any stimuli. It takes effort
to think. It takes will power. It is a self generated, conscious
process that operates independently of any reinforcement.
Thinking is initiated by the will of the thinker,
without stimulus-it is self generated.
B.F. Skinner behaviorism applied to thinking animals is a
grotesque fraud. Its propagation as a model for learning
has inflicted untold damage upon thinking animals-especially
humans. It does not surprise me that those who endorse it do
not consider themselves more evolutionarily advanced than
newts, because according to "learning theory", learning is
no different for a newt than it is for a human. But for thinking
animals, the rules of "learning theory" are not their primary
mechanism for learning-their primary mechanism is a thinking
process and a thinking process is not a response to any stimuli
or reinforcement-it is self generated.
I cannot imagine how any enlightened mind can believe that
their knowledge was randomly gained from external/internal
stimuli. Anyone who has taken the effort to observe or to study
the thinking skills of canines could never believe that their behavior
results from random external/internal stimuli.
Have you never heard of the ingenious feats of thinking that
dogs have performed to save their owner's lives? The renowned
canine psychologist, Dr. Dare Miller, personally revealed to me
the events of two separate occasions when his dog exhibited
profound thinking skills to figure out a way to save his life; once
when he was trapped under the ice in a lake and another when
he was buried in an avalanche.
My statements on the use of praise have either been misunderstood
or else they have been twisted to suit the detractor's intent.
The Puppy Wizard's Wits' End Training Method uses praise
extensively-it is integral to the method. But the method is
designed for thinking animals not B.F. Skinner robots who's
only learning mechanism would be through pain or bribe.
Thus, as I originally stated, praise is not used as reinforcement
because the entire concept of "learning theory" is rejected as
an applicable model for thinking animals.
--Larry
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SEE??
> What to Avoid:
<snip IDIOCY>
> Look for a trainer who is certified.
INDEED?
ALL those "CERTIFICATION" organizations are SELF-SERVING
SCAMS an FRAUDS, Chardonnay9, puportrated on us by the
SAME SELF-SERVIN LYIN ANIMAL MURDERIN MENTAL
CASES who JERK CHOKE SHOCK BRIBE CRATE INTIMIDATE
SURGICALLY SEXUALLY MUTILATE an MURDER innocent
defenseless dumb critters an LIE abHOWET IT <{}:~ ( >
> Take time to visit various trainers.
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
> Certification Council for Dog Trainers � CCPDT
> See http://www.ccpdt.org for more information
THAT'S dr. ian dumbar's SCAM organization, Chardonnay9;
he's a FRAUD, a COWARD a DOG ABUSER a LIAR and
INCOMPETENT dog trainer; he SUPPORTS JERKIN
CHOKIN SHOCKIN MUTILATIN an MURDERIN innocent
defenseless dumb critters AN LIES abHOWET IT <{}:~ ( >
Let's go directly to the IDIOCY you've bought into, hook, line an stinker:
http://animalalternatives.org/nss-folder/hiddenpdfsfolder/TrainerTips.pdf
> General Dog Training
> Title Author
> Don�t shoot the dog Karen Pryor
karen pryor MURDERED her own DEAD KAT on accHOWENTA
she COULDN'T TRAIN IT not to piss an shit in her stovetop~!
> How To Teach New Dog Old Tricks Ian Dunbar
"Seem" dumbar can't train AGGRESSIVE dogs at least
accordin to the PARTICIPANTS in his "GRHOWEL" classes~!
> The Culture Clash Jean Donaldson
If all these SELF-PUPORTED EXXXPERTS could TRAIN ALL
dogs do you think they'd need to keep writin books to SELL us?
<snip IDIOCY>
> Dogs Behaving Badly Dr. Nicholas Dodman
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA!
All dr. dodman does is SELL ANTI-PSYCHOTIC medications
to CALM dogs he's locked in boxes an SHOCKED for ESCAPIN
their abusive HOWESES~!
> About Dog Behaviour
> Title Author
> Dogs Ray and Lorna Coppinger
Coppinger is good as far as she goes; nuthin VITAL in her works.
> The Other End of the Leash Patricia McConnell, PhD
dra. mcconnel has "worked" IN PERSON with some of
my STUDENTS who'd FAILED to train their dogs usin
her EXXXPERTEASE; she SELLS BOOKS, very, very
entertrainin books indeed, but IT'S ALL PURE BULLSHIT,
Chardonnay9<{}:~ ( >
> Bones Would Rain From the Sky Suzanne Clothier
susan clothier has developed and promoted the AGGRESSIVE
DOG TEST for KILL SHELTERS so's they'll know WHICH
DOGS TO MURDER for BEIN AFRAID an HUNGRY <{}:~ ( >
> www.shirleychong.com an awesome clicker starter site
shirly chong is a BONDAGE / DISCIPLINE SEXUAL
SADIST, eg, a other lyin animal murderin MENTAL CASE:
On Oct 26, 6:06 pm, elegy <el...@DOGPOOPshattering.org> wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:27:15 +0200 (CEST), Anonymous
> <nob...@remailer.paranoici.org> wrote:
> > Puppy is about 7 months old. I'm trying to
> > teach him "come." Sometimes he does it fine.
> > Other times, he just sits there, looks at me
> > and ignores me. It is extremely frustrating.
That ain't hardly as frustrating as MURDERIN your own
last THREE DEAD "RESCUE" dogs on accHOWENTA
you ABUSED them, is it, elegy, you pathetic miserable
stinkin lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active acute
chronic life long incurable mental case.
> this is my favorite link for teaching a reliable recall
> <http://www.shirleychong.com/keepers/Lesson6.html>
Yeah? Your friend Mistress Shirley is a B&D/ S&M
SPECIALIST who can't train the come command
withHOWET her trusty SHOCK COLLAR you pathetic
lyin animal murderin ignorameHOWES <{}: ~ ( >
Here's your PAL, MISTRESS shirly chong,
the crapHOWES CLICKER TRAINER:
"To be effective as a positive punisher, I set the level
of shock at a level high enough (in my best guesstimation)
to be unpleasant to the dog. I want the dog to startle a
bit and even yelp when they get shocked.
No, this is not pleasant.
After each shock, I call the dog again (because many
dogs tend to panic when something mysteriously reaches
out and stings them)."
But don't go away yet, my pretty flying monkey,
there's MOORE:
"If the dog is still refusing the recall, then I escalate my
aversive a bit--usually, to taking two big handfuls of ruff
as I move backwards.
Some dogs do get "long line wise.""
No, some trainers are just long line stupid.
You can't force a dog to come.
"That is, they never refuse a recall while on the long line
but when the long line is gone, they are unreliable even if
the handler started with close recalls off lead in a familiar
(and safely fenced) area."
That's because you can't teach compliance with
force no matter HOWE gently you try to force.
ANY force, even verbal intimidation, will cause
the opposition reflex to compel the dog to do
other than what you want.
Too bad you sharp trainers here don't understand
that. It's called positive thigmotaxis, and it's just as
valid with a choke collar as it is with a mental attitude.
Force causes the dog to not respond.
"IF the dog never ever refuses a recall while on the long
line, no matter what the distraction (and I am pretty good
at devising distractions for this test!), then I move to a
shock collar."
That's a competent clicker trainer, by golly!
Where do you people come off with that kind of crap?
Here's Miss Shirly, the CLICKER TRAINER you recommended to us:
Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <eithne @forest.pcpartner.net>
Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004
Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed
MasterofDelight wrote:
> Welcome back, and it sure did not take you
> long to pick up on the dog training thread.
> As you can see, you commentary was missed.
Thanks!
Yes, there's nothing more likely to lure me out of lurk
mode than a training question. I'd planned to lurk for
a couple weeks to get up to speed again but before I
knew it, the keyboard was rattling.
> OB:bdsm Do you give advice on "puppy training" too?
Sure! I may not have a clue as to what I'm talking
about but that never stops me.
Shirley eithne @direcway.com http://www.shirleychong.com
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From: M Shirley Chong <eit...@forest.pcpartner.net>
Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2004
Subject: Re: pregnancy and S&M?
dionysiangrrrl wrote:
> I just learned I'm pregnant, and while in most
> respects, I find it to be excellent news, I'm a
> little concerned about play time.
> I'm a fairly heavy masochist used to frequent
> beatings and torture, and have held back from
> play so far until I get a little more advanced,
> just to be safe. But if I make it healthily through
> the first trimester, does anyone have any advice
> for pregnancy whompings? (Besides the fairly
> obvious "no more gut punches" rule :)
Congratulations!
My advice is to ask your doctor. Because your
doctor is the one who knows your specific conditions,
because there's a lot of advice out there of varying
quality (including this!) and because it's important
to have peace of mind that you are doing the right
thing at a time like this.
Most doctors have heard it all. If they haven't
heard it all, they should have. <G> If you have
reason to believe that your doctor may react
badly then maybe that's an indication this isn't
the doctor for you.
Better to find this out now rather than when you are in
labor and not in the mood to holler at some rank narrow
mindedness and unable to gather your dignity and march out.
Those hospital gowns just don't cut it for dignified exits
unless you back out the door and then there's the little
problem of who is out in the hall.
Much easier in the long run to tell the truth.
Shirley
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Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: redneckpai...@aol.comspam (Joe Sergio)
Date: 17 Apr 2004 00:51:40 GMT
Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed
JK said:
> Gee, let's see, why not take your dogs to a
> training school or ask your local police how
> they do it with their dogs?!
Ive already called the K9 officer in my town.
Left a message. He will get in touch with me.
> And I don't know do you think maybe slapping
> your dogs around so much and living with them,
> I mean all that attention you are giving them might
> just have something to do with why they like you
> and your family more than the neighbors?
I don't slap them around so much. I'll pop em,
and all when they do something wrong, and
fuss at em.
But I have found something even better to
make them stop what they are doing.
A dustbuster. Just turn it on. Or show it to them.
They hate any type of vacum cleaner. It's worked
about keeping Jake out of the garbage.
I sat in the kitchen a whole day, and every
time he went to the garbage can and went
to stick his head in, I turned it on.
He stopped that.
Mainly I just pet them. They lay there by my
chair and I reach down and scratch them. They
get up in the chair with me. Tha'ts not easy
when they are that big. But they still think they
are puppies.
I do spoil them sometimes, but they
are my boys, and I love them.
> Hey, but this is the SSBB clearinghouse and
> you know the brain bucket is just outside and
> we do expect you to leave your brain there
> first before you post your problems here.
> Afterall, we all know that SSBB has all the
> answers you need for all your problems.
> Don't bother picking up your phone and
> calling around 'cause you got the good
> ole SSBB to help solve your problems.
You dumbass, I did call around and ask some
advice from other folks as well first. I posted it
here because Miss Shirley trains dogs, and
there are a few folks here who know more about
it than I do.
Why do you try to turn every post you reply to
into a noncon humiliation scene with you topping?
Could it be that this is the only action your getting?
LOL
> Time to fetch your brain. Come on boy
> you can do it. There you go.
I'd ask you to fetch yours, but I don't think you can
see something that small without a microscope.
--
Joe
Suck a lifesaver today, put a fireman in your mouth.
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Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <eit...@forest.pcpartner.net>
Date: Sun, 18 Apr 2004
Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed
Katharine H. wrote:
> He does pretty well in his "walking gear" -
> - which is what the prong and leash are.
> When I put the prong collar and leash on, he
> still shows other aggression behaviors to new
> men in the house but does not lunge (because
> he doesn't tighten his leash on the prong.)
> I think he does pretty well with the leash behaviors
> (given he's got a run-of-the-mill owner-type).
What other sorts of behaviours does he show?
> He is mostly fine when we are off the property.
> He still must stay leashed, but the only people
> he shows aggression to are fly fisherman
> (something about the gear freaks him out) and
> other dogs.
> Other people he basically ignores. My biggest
> issue are other dog owners whose dogs are off
> leash and want to come up and say hello.
> My beast will play well with a dog who submits,
> but will fight with one who doesn't.
I have a solution for that one.
When some clueless idjit allows their dog to
come up to mine, I call over sweetly "don't
worry, the vet doesn't think he's infectious anymore."
A carryover from my years showing horses when
idjits leading a horse down the aisle of a barn would
let their horse poke it's head into my horse's stall.
I'd grab a bottle of Ring-Ex (ringworm medication)
and start spritzing ostentatiously. And mention that
my vet thought we had the infestation cleared up.
I never mentioned that the bottle was
full of plain water. <G>
If I'm not in a nice mood, I just scare the bejeebers out
of the oncoming dog to send it away. When they say "but
he's friendly" I say "well, I'm not." My dogs never have
to defend themselves on leash. I think they sort of enjoy
seeing me chase other dogs away, there's a certain smugness
in the way they lean against me while looking at the other dog.
> Bottom line though... this dog is killing my sex life
> because I can't introduce men into the house and
> I've been in the mood for men the past several months.
> I don't know what the hell I'm doing, so I've called a
> local trainer and she's going to teach me how to more
> effectively deal with the beast before I figure it's time
> to enter a monastary :-)
> This dog is so docile with me... the contrast in
> behaviors is amazing.
Nooooo, not the monastary! Your scene reports are
incredibly good and would be a loss to pervkind.
Shirley
Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <eit...@forest.pcpartner.net>
Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004
Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed
I'm piggybacking from Nicole Diver:
> Katharine H. writes: "This is my new tactic -
> - my 3 yr old rottie/lab mix has become *extremely*
> aggressive when new people, in particular men,
> come onto his territory. All people who are coming
> to my home for the first time are warned to expect
> aggression. They are then given the option of
> dealing with the dog or not.
> If the new guests are not "dog people" I
> will make the choice for them and the dog
> will stay in the backyard while I have people
> over.
> If they do want to make friends with the dog,
> then the dog goes on a leash and prong collar
> when they enter the house.
> When I let them in, he is snarling, lunging, etc.
> As soon as the treats come out it's a whole new
> ballgame. The pup sits and wags his tail and is
> ready to make friends.
> It generally takes time for him to warm up to new men."
Katherine, I have nothing against the use of prong collars
and recommend them when I feel it is appropriate. Just like
any tool, there are situations when a prong collar is the
best tool for a job and there situations where a prong
collar is the worst tool for a job.
Prong collars do tend to magnify a dog's aggressive tendencies.
If the dog is at all inclined to bite unreasonably,
the prong collar will often send it right over the edge.
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SEE? SEE?? SEE???
Havin IDENTIFIED, EXXXPOSED an DISCREDITED ALL
the self professed EXXXPERTS, I declare this CASE and
these forums CLOSED <{}:~ ( >
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard
Char
> HOWEDY Chardonnay9,
>
>
>
> THAT'S the BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP you've ever posted,
> Chardonnay9;
Well, it's about time you noticed it! LOL!
I don't agree with everything I post. Sometimes it's posted to start
conversation.
Gotcha!
Happy Halloween Jerry!
Jerry Howe - The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) >
"Char" <chard...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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> Jerry Howe - The Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard <{}'; ~ ) > wrote:
>> HOWEDY Chardonnay9,
>
>> THAT'S the BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP you've ever posted,
>> Chardonnay9;
>
> Well, it's about time you noticed it! LOL!
I been waitin for some other ignorameHOWES to agree
with the post so's I could JERRYIZE them <{}:~ ) >
HOWEver, the only MAGGOT I got was i.m.lurker, the dog
mutilatin murderin MENTAL CASE who PREFERS the so
called "whatever works" method <{}:~ ( >
> I don't agree with everything I post.
I appreciate that.
> Sometimes it's posted to start conversation.
INDEEDY~!
> Gotcha!
We can always just make sumpthin up, can't we?
> Happy Halloween Jerry!
LIKEWIZE~!
Here's sumpthin we couldn't NEVER make up:
HOWEDY matthew, you pathetic miserable stinkin
rotten lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active
acute chronic life-long INCURABLE Malignant MaliciHOWES
MENTAL CASE,
Your kats groups are DOOMED, just like HOWE The
Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard DESTROYED the dog
lover's groups <{}:~ ) >
"Matthew" <iamacat...@proudtoserve.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Char" <chard...@earthlink.net>
>
> <snipped for responding to twit>
>
> Can't believe morons still respond to him and not kill filed him
"Seem" matthew is a other MENTAL CASE
whom we been WARNING abHOWET the
RISKS of GARBAGE commercial diets and
veterinary apuprooved toxins:
From: "Matthew" <iamacatslave...@proudtoserve.com>
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 2009
Subject: Re: Ping >>Phil<< All the cats in the house are sick
Remember the Pet Food recall. I lost My Spirit to those bastards
I would check the web if they re eating canned or dry food to see
if there is a recall
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SEE??
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
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From: "Matthew" <iamacatslave...@proudtoserve.com>
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 2009
Subject: Re: Ping >>Phil<< All the cats in the house are sick
With me living in a high heat and humidity state I would
Look for mold
Are you sure they have not been poisoned it could have
been a cleaning agent you used flea treatment
Check your water sources also<-----------
Call another vet ASAP tell them the symptoms
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SEE??
BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.health+behav
From: "Matthew" <iamacatslave...@proudtoserve.com>
Date: Wed, 7 Oct 2009
Subject: Re: Ping >>Phil<< All the cats in the house are sick
"cybercat" <cyberpu...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:vc4zm.225441$sC1.1...@newsfe17.iad...
> "John Ross Mc Master" <pussy...@cathouse.meow> wrote
>>>> Anyone have an idea?
> If they are indoor cats why do they need Revolution?
Cyber my cats are inside they get flea treatments also.
Fleas travel specially here in Florida they find there way
inside
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BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!
KUKOO~! KUKOO~! DING~! DING~!
On Sun, 17 May 2009
"Matthew" <...@proudtoserve.com
AAADD
KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder..
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers...
I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the heck I've sent it to.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!
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Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
From: "Matthew" <iamacatslave...@proudtoserve.com>
Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2009
Subject: Re: Severe pain purrs please
Wish I had a way to help Mark It is approaching almost a year since I
listened to my doctor and got the flue shot which turned into a severe case
that I ended up in the hospital with ripped abdominal muscles and back
muscles from sneezing and coughing so hard. I will never do that again
they gave me muscle relaxers and some type of pain killer in the hospital.
GO TO YOUR doctor Mark you might be a man but don't be a stupid
man and tough it out. Sleep is more important
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"Char" <chard...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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O.K., Chardonnay9~!
I'll PLAY with you and I'll stay ON TOPIC <{}';~ ) >
1st thing to LOOK for in a "trainer" is ANY trainer who
NEEDS to "EVALUATE" a dog or behavior problem;
EFFECTIVE, SCIENTIFIC, NON-PHYSICAL Pavlovian
and Ericksonian BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION TECHNIQUES
WORK on ALL critters -- JUST LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK <{}:~ ) >
CONsequently, if you run into a self-professed PROFESSIONAL
OBEDIENCE TRAINER who "NEEDS TO EVALUATE" your dog,
HE / SHE IS A FRAUD <{}:~ ) >
That's all for todays LESSON on PROFESSIONAL OBEDIECE trainers <{}:~ ) >