Amusing "Dog Quotes"
B.J. Gardner
Here are some interesting "Dog Quotes." Enjoy.
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul-chicken, pork, half
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"-Anne
Tyler
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
water bowl."-Penny Ward Moser
"The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage."-Danish
Proverb
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of
a dog, it's too dark to read."-Groucho Marx.
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs."-Aldous Huxley
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down."-Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that is how dogs spend their lives."-Sue Murphy
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all
night wondering if there really is a Dog?"-Unknown
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."-
Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."-Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents
a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."-Joe Weinstein
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."-Unknown
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."-James
Thurber
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets."-Nora Ephron
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
are wonderful."-Ann Landers
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea."-Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him."-Dereke Bruce
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face."-Ben Williams
"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem."-
Edward Abbey
"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it."-Unknown
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his
tail.."-Unknown
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as
the dog does."-Christopher Morley
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself."-Josh Billings
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."-Holbrook Jackson
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."-Andrew
A. Rooney
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to
the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion"-Unknown
"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and
your dog would go in."-Mark Twain
"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better
for it."-Abraham Lincoln
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
they went."-Unknown
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not
bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-- Mark Twain
"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great
Dane."-Smiley Blanton
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are
nuts."-John Steinbeck
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."-Rita
Rudner
Joan Quinn
Thanks BJ. You got some of the best together in one place. This is a
keeper.
Joan
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Dave & MaryBeth
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>Here are some interesting "Dog Quotes." Enjoy.
> "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
> absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."-
> Fran Lebowitz
Don't tell this one to my Ceilidh, a lab, she thinks she CAN hold her own.
When my husband gets home and we start talking about our day, she will join
in with many a roooo and moan and groan....particularly if I am relating a
'bad dog' story about her escapades that day <BG>. It's like she doesn't
want him to know that she did anything wrong....will sit and roooo and roooo
tyring to block me out of the conversation....until I switch the subject.
What a nut.....always leaves us laughing :)
MaryBeth
B.J. Gardner
I thought my Dobie/Shepard mix was the only one that did that. She has done it
every day since we adopted her, especially when someone comes home, when we get
out of bed in the morning, or (yes!) when she knows I'm telling on her. She
goes , "rooo oo oo oo, roo oo oo oo oo." Kind of like a revving engine. Her
little lips puff up as she blows the air though the little "o" her mouth makes.
Then she makes grumbling noises. Finally, for a finale, she will open her jaws
up wide and then snap her teeth together a few times, like she is teasing us
("I'm gonna get ya!". Sometimes when she does the "roo" thing, she must have
lots of saliva in her mouth because she sounds like one of those little plastic
bird whistles I used as a kid. You filled the bottom up with water and when you
blew, the whistles would "gurgle" through the water. I just thought she was
weird. I wonder how common this is and why they do it?
Dave & MaryBeth
ROFL !!!! Yup yup yup....just like Ceilidh. I can't believe it....but then
again there have been alot of things I have thought were isolated to my dogs
and after writing about them I find out alot of others do the same. It is
amazing, isn't it tho, the homecoming ritual <BG>. And yes Ceilidh does this
in the am also. Anytime DH and I wake at the same time and start to chat,
Ceilidh will jump up and start in with her morning vocalizing...
and the same puffing of the lips.....hahahahaha. Gotta love em !! Oh and
she's a black lab (mix I think).
MaryBeth
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