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Aug 26, 2008, 10:32:25 AM8/26/08
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Hi there, thanks for clicking on our little add, if you are looking for a
new pet id tag for your cat or dog, or even one for yourself :) Don't laugh.
we do sell loads of them for key chains.

We have them all at www.pawprintpettags.com(PawPrint Pet Tags)

We offer free engraving on all our pet id tags and ship
world wide. We now also have our own range of collars, leads and harness.
That are 100% Australian made (Not Made in China).

Hope you can take time to visit to our site.

Regards

PawPrint Pet Tags
www.pawprintpettags.com


skyblu3

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While we are at it, hope you can also take some time to visit our
website. We have a huge range of products for all your pet needs.
Keep your eyes out on our dog coats as we have a brand new range
arriving soon.
www.dawnpet.com

Thanks.


On Aug 26, 4:32 pm, "www.pet-tag.com.au" <pett...@bigpond.net.au>
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> Hi there, thanks for clicking on our little add, if you are looking for a
> new pet id tag for your cat or dog, or even one for yourself :) Don't laugh.
> we do sell loads of them for key chains.
>

> We have them all atwww.pawprintpettags.com(PawPrintPet Tags)

Melinda Shore

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Sep 17, 2008, 4:28:36 AM9/17/08
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In article <18157de8-f228-4769...@a3g2000prm.googlegroups.com>,

skyblu3 <sky...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>While we are at it, hope you can also take some time to visit our
>website.

It's my practice to never buy anything from "businesses"
(they're almost inevitably fly-by-night) that advertise on
Usenet. Never, ever.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - sh...@panix.com

Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

skyblu3

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Dear Melinda,

I can assure you we are a genuine business that has been in the trade
for over 10 years. I posted on here just to have another means to get
my name out there.
Understandably you have the right to choose to buy from wherever you
want, and yes do be careful. There are a lot shady businesses on the
web. Ours is not one.

www.dawnpet.com

Thanks.

Nick.


On Sep 17, 10:28 am, sh...@panix.com (Melinda Shore) wrote:
> In article <18157de8-f228-4769-8753-040a07393...@a3g2000prm.googlegroups.com>,

Melinda Shore

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Sep 25, 2008, 6:38:43 AM9/25/08
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In article <02631b48-fccc-45d8...@c65g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>,

skyblu3 <sky...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>I can assure you we are a genuine business that has been in the trade
>for over 10 years.

That's nice (I'm tall and blonde and athletic!). I don't
buy from people who advertise on Usenet, period. There are
just too many other good businesses out there to do
businesses with crappy ones.

I have a lot of dogs (8) and am occasionally asked about
where to buy this or that. Guess whose tags I'm going to be
telling people to avoid?

Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory

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HOWEDY skyblu3,

"skyblu3" <sky...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:02631b48-fccc-45d8...@c65g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...

On Sep 17, 10:28 am, sh...@panix.com (Melinda Shore) wrote:
> In article
> <18157de8-f228-4769-8753-040a07393...@a3g2000prm.googlegroups.com>,
>
> skyblu3 <skyb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>While we are at it, hope you can also take some time
> >> to visit our website.
>
>> It's my practice to never buy anything from "businesses"
>> (they're almost inevitably fly-by-night) that advertise on
>> Usenet. Never, ever.
> --
>> Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - sh...@panix.com
>
>> Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

> Dear Melinda,

malinda is a lyin animal abusin mental case.

> I can assure you we are a genuine business that has been
> in the trade for over 10 years. I posted on here just to have
> another means to get my name out there.

The dog lovers here DON'T LIKE useful doggy products
UNLESS it chokes shocks or intimidates them <{}: ~ ( >

> Understandably you have the right to choose to buy from
> wherever you want, and yes do be careful. There are a lot
> shady businesses on the web. Ours is not one.

Well then HOWE COME you're talkin to the "shadyiest"
pathetic miserable stinkin rotten lyin dog abusin mental
case second only to matty a.k.a. Rocky??

"You're JUDGED BY the company you keep. When you
lie with PIGS you'll awaken STINKIN LIKE 'EM," The
Puppy Wizard's DADDY <{}'; ~ ) >

Please disregard these active acute chronic incurable
malignant maliciHOWES MENTAL CASES.

Subject: Re: Custom Pet ID Tags, Collars and Leads From Skeevy Losers.

HOWEDY malinda you pathetic miserable stinkin lyin
animal murderin punk thug coward active acute chronic
life long incurable malignant maliciHOWES mental case,


"Melinda Shore" <sh...@panix.com> wrote in message
news:gbfpnj$blf$1...@panix2.panix.com...

>> I can assure you we are a genuine business that has
>> been in the trade for over 10 years.
>

> That's nice (I'm tall and blonde and athletic!).

That MAY or MAY NOT be TRUE, malinda. HOWEver,
with your own posted case history of LIES INSANITY and
ABUSE, any REASONABLE, INTELLIGENT person would
HIGHLY DHOWET you.

> I don't buy from people who advertise on Usenet, period.

Right. You LIE an SLANDER them instead.

LIKE THIS:

From: DelusionalDimensionsRecoveryDDR @i-love-dogs.com
Date: Thu, 6 Dec 2007 06:08:41 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Traveling with your dog

<me19...@gmail.com> wrote in message news:cf2a7026-e03d-4cdb-
b4d3-0fea16f8b...@y43g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...

> On Dec 6, 1:13 am, sh...@panix.com (Melinda Shore) wrote:
> In article <6b1b18f8-b528-46d8-b020-
> 63e5133f4...@v4g2000hsf.googlegroups.com>,

> <chm...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Has anyone usedwww.imaspammer.netto book either a flight or a
>> vacation package? My husband and I want to go on vacation with
>> our 2 labs and just found this company. They're the only company
>> I've ever seen that let's you fly with your dogs in the cabin.

> It was an unbelievable nightmare. Never again!

Please IGNORE malinda and her entourage of pathetic miserable
stinkin lyin animal murderin punk thug coward active accute
chronic life long incurable malignant maliciHOWES mental cases
and dog trainin obfuscationists.

>> Have you expanded upon your reasons for saying that
>> using that business "was an unbelievable nightmare" ?

malinda has never heard of the company and if she ever
DARED to travel with her dogs in the cabin of a plane
she'd cause everyWON to be in FEAR of her dogs GOIN
INSANE and attackin each other some more <{}: ~ ( >

LIKE THIS:

From: Melinda Shore
Date: Fri, May 6 2005 9:08 am
Email: s...@panix.com (Melinda Shore)

[]
I realized that the new dog honeymoon period was over last
Thursday when Crow attacked Image and did enough damage to
require a visit to the vet (deep puncture wound on the left
foreleg).

Image is a stoic but this one left her crying.

Dog fights make me nauseous, and it turned out to be a
queasy weekend when Crow attacked Eclipse on Friday and
Cinder on Saturday. I was feeling a little panicky,
wondering whether or not we'd be able to get the situation
in hand and prevent this from becoming a continuing problem,
and thinking about the logistics of keeping Crow separated
from the others when I'm not there.

Then I realized: 1) Crow had attacked each female exactly
once and hadn't attacked any of them again (or even raised a
lip), 2) she hadn't attacked any of the males, and 3)
several days had passed, not only without incident but with
everybody frolicking together as they had before. Crow had
apparently decided where she wanted to be in the pack (on
top) and she had deliberately and methodically gone about
communicating her intentions, and it was settled quickly and
that was that. I've never seen a dog do anything that looks
quite so organized, and while I was quite distressed while
it was going on I'm still kind of impressed at her
deliberateness.
--

> Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - s...@panix.com


> Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

Perhaps malinda would calm the other distraught
passengers her dogs PAINICKED with her SINGIN?:

LIKE THIS:

"I'm also a fan of picking up the rear end of one of the
dogs, not only because it's a distraction (although if the
dog is really overwrought it simply won't notice at first -
another reason I have my doubts about the thumb-up-the-butt
technique) but also because the dog partially loses traction
and mobility.

I like to sing "The Girl From Ipanema" while I'm holding
onto a dog's hind end during a fight - it keeps my breathing
regular and helps me stay calm, plus it's just a really great
song." [That's my favorite. The image of Melinda singing "The
Girl From Ipanema" while holding a dog's rear end will always
spring before my eyes from now on, whenever I'll be thinking of
what bliss being a mainstream trainer must be]

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.pets.dogs.behavior/msg/a61c39..

> It seems to me that a situation in which injury is a highly
> possible outcome is one in which you ought to take extra
> care in providing responsible advice.

Oh? You mean LIKE THIS, malinda?:

lucyaa...@claque.net wrote:
> Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <PiVCe.9349$2h1.6011@trnddc05>,
> Christy <easily.amu...@gtenospam.net> wrote:
> > > Ahhhh. I didn't catch that, 'cos I have that name
> > > in my killfile. Very, very good catch, Paula. Guess
> > > that's another sock puppet revealed...

> This kind of thing is pretty easy to check. Most news
> interfaces stick the poster's IP address somewhere in the
> header. Google constructs an "Injection-Info" header.
> In this case Jerry was posting from 24.110.196.12 and Loser
> from 217.132.121.111. Other fields in the header are
> consistent with the two posts coming not just from different
> addresses but from different continents. I think that in
> this case what probably happened is that Jerry gave a
> virtuoso display of his complete inability to master an
> editor.

> I realize that Lucy is such a bonehead that you can't help
> thinking that it's not possible for someone to be such a
> dolt and there must be some other explanation, but as I've
> said before, it's in the nature of averages that somebody/
> something has to be below average, and thus it is that we
> have Lucy.

Sure. Not all of us are gifted enough to sing "The
Girl of Ipanema" while simultaneously holding a dog's
rear end (how do you do it with a Great Dane or a
Saint Bernard, Melinda?

THAT must be a sight to see!),

so a simple-minded person like me needs
a simple working method like Jerry's.

Lucy

> As nearly as I can tell from this post and others,
> you've never dealt with a serious behavior problem

Oh? You mean LIKE THIS, malinda?:

Welcome to YOUR OWN REAL LIFE REALITY you
miserable lying dog abusing mental case:

From: Melinda Shore
Date: Sat, Dec 15 2001 10:51 am
Email: s...@panix.com (Melinda Shore)
In article <2tpS7.272$4O....@news1.bloor.is>,

Marie <m...@rogers.com> wrote:
> The first night, I fed them beth at the same time, [ ... ]

I'd suggest that Beth should have some say in this.

Anyway, in my pack I do allow negotiation but I do not
allow fighting. I also don't allow them to raid one another's
food. Aside from the fact that I want to be able to keep an
eye on how each is doing, one is on a veterinary diet and
another receives medication on her food. So, I crate feed
them. It doesn't sound to me like you've got a problem.
I'd just keep them separate during meals, and if a fight
does break out I'd reprimand each and give both a timeout.
It takes two to fight.


--
Melinda Shore - Software longa

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

From: Jerry Howe
Date: Sat, Dec 15 2001 2:24 pm
Email: "Jerry Howe" <jho...@bellsouth.net>

So, you're gonna teach them not to fight by
reprimanding them both... BRILLIANT.

That's where allelomimetic behavior comes in...

Bye! j;~(

Perhaps she learned THAT from YOU malinda? THAT'S
called ALLELOMIMETIC BEHAVIOR. THAT'S HOWE
COME we DON'T PUNISH and INTIMIDATE dogs for
FEAR AGGRESSION.

LIKE THIS:

From: Melinda Shore
Date: Fri, May 6 2005 2:26 pm
Email: s...@panix.com (Melinda Shore)

In article <rcan71lebvnqnbo7qiqvb6t2rjbtrcj...@4ax.com>,
sighthounds & siberians <x...@ncweb.com> wrote:

> Melinda didn't say whether the other bitches fought
> back much, or whether she (Melinda) stopped the
> altercation before they had a chance to.

Combination. The other dogs really didn't fight back (I
was quite surprised that Image gave up, but she's 9 (holy
cow - how'd that happen?) and is slowing down a bit.

I did break up all the fights and after the last one
(Cinder) came down hard on Crow, pinning her to the
floor until she calmed down.

> I'm not suggesting that Melinda should have let them "fight it out",

I really think that letting them do that would tend to make
things a lot worse and is more likely to lead to escalations.

You can get a decent read on the dogs without
letting them duke it out, in my experience.

Cinder has always been submissive but Image was very much
in charge, and that's clearly changed from what I've seen
around things like waiting to go in and out, who sits where
when we do group treats, and so on.

At any rate, any dominance displays much beyond
a head fake are not tolerated here.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - s...@panix.com


Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

-------------

In malinda's "REALITY BASED-COMMUNITY" the truth
and facts AIN'T so much important as their FEELINS abHOWET
HOWE she and her MENTAL CASE PALS WISH things actually
were, and based on those WISHES they fabricate their fantasy
EXXXPERIENCES which they can never achieve in REAL LIFE
and relate them to their equally incomptent mentally ill pals on my
forums.

IN OTHER WORDS, malinda and company are
INSANE LYIN DOG ABUSIN COWARDS <{}: ~ ( >

malinda's dogs are too HOWETA CON-TROLL to be
taken with her on board a airplane. She can't even safely
walk WON of them in the park withHOWET molestin a
innocent defenseless dumb critter.

LIKE THIS:

From: Melinda Shore
Date: Tues, May 9 2006 2:21 pm
Email: s...@panix.com (Melinda Shore)

In article <e3qldc$g4...@naig.caltech.edu>,
Ilja Friedel <i...@clyde.caltech.edu> wrote:

> You can never stress enough what dangers threaten
> the average dog (cougars, bears, snakes to name a few).

Many, many years ago I used to take my (I thought)
well-behaved, well-trained dog out on the trail off-
leash.

One evening as it was getting dark she saw
a deer she wanted to chase and took off.

As in gone.

So there we were, wandering around in the dark for several
hours trying to find a dog that could have run 20 or more
miles in the time it took to finally find her.

That was the end of off-leash hiking for us.

It doesn't even have to be an attack for
bad things to happen to your dog.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - s...@panix.com


Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

-------------

BWEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


Do they allHOWE kats on board? That'd be the
coupe de gras for the kats AND the airline:

Tues,Apr 19 2005 6:54
Subject: Re: Introducing New Dog to Household Cats
sighthounds & siberians <x...@ncweb.com> wrote:

> I was going to ask how cat things were coming
> with Crow and Eclipse.

Not great! I had been just closing off the upstairs bedroom
(a baby gate with the door fixed ajar about six inches keeps
the dogs out better than you'd expect), but the cats like to
hide in the wall of the linen closet (gotta love these old
houses!) when they're nervous and Crow and Eclipse tore
apart the linen closet to try to get to them.

That's when I closed off the upstairs entirely. They're
also a bad influence on Cinder, who started out thinking
of the cats as dinner but who had learned to live with
them in peace until her sisters arrived.

I think it's possible but, frankly, improbable that
they're eventually going to be safe with the cats.
--

Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - s...@panix.com


Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

---------------

<<In article <uvhovd6ct4i...@corp.supernews.com>,
BethF<d...@alaska.com> wrote:
> What sort of punishment would you suggest? I hesitate
> to recommend any because I have very little firsthand
> experience with this sort of thing.

Depends on the dogs, etc. When I've been bitten breaking up
a dog fight I've been so angry that clearly the best thing was
for the dog and I to be in different spaces, so effectively he
was punished by isolation (which also kept him away from
the other dogs). I also made a *lot* of noise (yelling, cursing,
etc.) and the dogs don't like that.

I'm usually very, very quiet (yes, really). >>

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.pets.dogs.behavior/msg/
0444b7...

<<The safest way to break up a fight is to throw water on them,
although they sometimes don't notice and it's not practical if
you're indoors.>> [Yeah, must be kinda wet and messy]

> Second, dogs may or may not hurt each other resolving
> dominance issues, and it's not a question of size. Females
> are more likely to resort to violence and I think they're
> more likely to carry a grudge, but it's not guaranteed.

Like your "trainin methods", eh malinda?:

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.pets.dogs.behavior/msg/a61c39...

<<This is actually one area where I found the Dunbar stuff
to be extremely helpful, even though he tended to focus on
aggression against strange dogs and Saber was having problems
with the other dogs in the house. Dunbar gives objective
criteria for evaluating how serious the problem is.

Once I realized that the dogs really weren't trying to kill
each other I found the situation to be something I was more
able to deal with calmly, myself.

>> [Now that's a relief!]
> Third, submissive females are called bitches, too. Naaah?

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.pets.dogs.behavior/
msg/bd42f1...

<< One thing that I've found very helpful is to keep notes -
when the fight started, where they were, and what set it
off. A log will be particularly useful if you decide to
seek professional help.>> [For the dog, or for the trainer?]

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.pets.dogs.behavior/msg/5ad625...

<< When my dogs hear one of my cats retching, all 4 of them run
over and stand in a circle around the cat waiting for him to
finish puking. I think it's really cute but I've found that
there's a limited number of people who think so, too.>>

[Yeah, some people just don't have a sense of humor]

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.pets.dogs.breeds/msg/df9c116a...

<<diddy <d...@nospam.diddy.net> wrote:
> there are never any winners in a fight. Only losers

I think the loser here is the person who
asked about dog fighting.

>> [Silly diddy! What does she know about the fun of carrying
>> around buckets of water, waiting for an opportunity to throw
>> them on fighting dogs?]

-------------------

I don't think the new airline company will benefit
by takin on business from this Gang of DOG LOVERS.

In malinda's REALITY-BASED COMMUNITY women
function with women as MEN and THAT makes
everyWON VERY VERY HAPPY:

From: michael <c...@dogtv.com>
Date: Sun, 02 Mar 2003 01:01:53 GMT
Subject: Re: Training with Wits End

Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <3e60d...@clear.net.nz>,
> Paul B <NOS...@clear.net.nz> wrote:
>> People are invited to read Jerry's manual and draw
>> their own conclusions, just as they are entitled to
>> naively attend a Koehler dog training course and
>> draw their own conclusions.
>
> By stating the choice like this you're implying,
> perhaps deliberately, that the choice is between
> Jerry and Koehler, that if you're not following
> Jerry's mish-mash of stolen material then you're
> necessarily hanging your dog.
>
> This ridiculous construction is why people really
> dislike Jerry rather than simply ignoring him.
> Aside from people taking personal affront, it's a lie.

You tell lies about Jerry every time you open your
fat mouth you stupid ugly despicable defamating c#@t
from heel.

You just said he has no dogs and that he's not a dog
trainer. Both massive defamatory lies, designed to
defame and discredit, you dumbfucking fugly fatass
ugly dumb fucking c&#t from heel. What the fuck planet
do you live on that you think you can get away with
this crap and then turn around and call somebody a
liar ???

You and your pals lie and slander every time you say
Jerry stole his methods and you lie every time you
talk about the "original sources" that you never
provide.

You tell lie upon lie upon lie until you suffocate in
your own bullshit. There's not a dog trainer alive with
a mOORe original and a mOORe unique and un"stolen"
methodogy than Jerry Howe.

It's not our fault that you can't get a date! Take your
lies and bitterness and poison somewhere else. YOu have
nothing to offer here but LIES, SLANDER, INNUENDO,
BITTERNESS, and SELF-HATE.

Jerry is a SAINT compared to you. At least he does
SOMETHING good for people.

You do nothing. You are wretched and despicable and
beneath the most lowly of contempt. You disgust me
utterly. As liars come, you're about the best that
Usenet has to offer. You have no shame and you have
no conscience.

Here's a newsgroup for you:

rec.old.bitter.lonely.jewish.B--USH (as in George)
loving.lesbian. SUVdriving.terrorist.supporters
go there Malinda, Queen of Snakes.

Begone and trouble us noMOORE

--
this is michael
reporting live...
http://dogtv.com

> --
> Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - sh...@panix.com
> Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

> There are just too many other good businesses
> out there to do businesses with crappy ones.

Yeah? But who in their RIGHT mind would belive a
proven lyin animal murderin MENTAL CASE like
malinda and her Gang of carpet munchin bushwhackers?

> I have a lot of dogs (8) and am occasionally asked about
> where to buy this or that. Guess whose tags I'm going to
> be telling people to avoid?

THAT will be FREE ADVERTISING~!


You MURDERED your horse on accHOWENTA
you're a ignorameHOWES:

Equusite.com
Navicular Problems

"Navicular problems are not a disease, they are man-made."

Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <Xns97E06728444B7amesnatlzooyahoo...@130.133.1.4>,
> Mary Healey <mhhea...@iastate.edu> wrote:

>"Around here?"?!? Where would that be, the universe?
> Lameness and horses are like peas and carrots, Mutt'n
> Jeff, oxy and moron.

Yeah, but when I moved back here after a few years in the
SF Bay Area I was pretty surprised by the difference in
frequency.

> From foot soreness to stifle injuries to bruises and
> seromas, stringhalt and tendonitis, he tried them
> all. It's very educational, if somewhat frustrating.

I'll bet! Most of the lameness I've had to deal with myself
were pretty obvious - arthritis, navicular disease, etc.
The last horse I had was pretty much the last straw and
drove me out of horses - she was intermittently off with
what looked like neurological problems and we tried pretty
much everything to try to figure out what was going on but
kept coming up empty. Eventually she went into one episode
that was so bad and so persistent that I ended up having her
euthanized.

Navicular Problems
WRITTEN BY: Cheryl Sutor [October 7, 2002]

The most common cause of locomotor lameness in horses is
found in the navicular area of the horse's hoof. The "hows"
and "whys" of navicular problems are often written-off as
"un-known". I have decided to write this article to clear up
the confusion that is commonly spread about this problem,
which has grown to epidemic proportions.

I will define navicular problems, discuss how and why they
exist and give advice on preventing and treating these
problems in your horse.

The terms "Navicular Disease" or "Navicular Syndrome" are
often used to define navicular problems a horse may have.

However, neither of these terms should be used to define
navicular problems. Using the word "disease" has never
been justly defined when referring to navicular problems.

Navicular problems are not a disease, they are man-made.

The word "syndrome" is defined as: a commonly recurring
group of symptoms of unknown cause. The cause of navicular
problems IS known, and therefore, the word "syndrome" also
is not a correct identifier.

So, for the purpose of this article, I will use the term
"navicular problems" throughout.

Navicular problems are completely man-made through
improper trimming, short-term or long-term shoeing,
and/or inadequate natural environment throughout a
horse's life. This improper care can cause problems in
the navicular area of the hoof, not to mention a plethora
of problems within the entire horse.

---------------

Seems malinda's REALITY changes like the weather <{}: ~ ( >

LIKE THIS:

malinda wrote:
"I lost a horse to Lyme disease about 10 years ago, although
we didn't know it at the time. She would have regular bouts
of neurological weirdness that we couldn't diagnose, despite
a really concerted effort to find out what was going on
(Cornell, chiropractors, etc.).

Eventually she had to be put down and during the autopsy Cornell
found Lyme in her synovial fluid. We contacted the person I'd
bought her from and it turned out that creep knew the horse had
developed Lyme in her original home in NJ but didn't bother to
tell me when I bought her.

Live and learn.

It was a really sad experience, though.


--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis -sh...@panix.com
Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

SEE?

HOWEDY malinda you lyin dog abusing animal murderin mental case,

Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <0bid32hese5r0g4sst35iutqqb2db3j...@4ax.com>,
> sighthounds & siberians <x...@ncweb.com> wrote:
> > Not to pick nits, but that stuff about talking to the toy
> > is - - for lack of a better word - - original, isn't it?

Yeah. The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Puppy Wizard came up with the idea while trainin
a MENTAL PATIENT who's dog was havin destructive separation
anXXXIHOWESNESS problems when she left for THERAPY sessions.

NON PHYSCIAL C-HOWENTER CONditioning aka The
Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply Amazing Puppy
Wizard's Surrogate Toy Separation AnXXXIHOWESNESS /
Bed Time Calming / Fear Of Thunder / Car Sickness / Submissive
Urination / Obsessive Compulsive Masturbation / Chronic Urinary
Tract / Bladder / Irritable BHOWEL / Obsessive Compulsive
Marking / Self Mutilation / Spraying / Defecating Syndrome /
Door Bolting Technique works JUST LIKE FREAKIN MAGICK
for LOTS of CONditions <{); ~ ) >

> > I can't recall reading/hearing it anywhere else.

Of curse you can. You've READ IT in DOZENS of CASE HISTORY
REPORTS from The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Students from ALL OVER The WHOWEL WILD
WORLD which you call STUPIDLAND whom you call SELFISH
INCONSIDERATE DIMWITS and LIARS.

LIKE THIS:

Here's malinda tellin TWO dog owners who JUST CURED
their elderly dogs of DESTRUCTIVE SEPARATION ANXXXIHOWESNESS that they're
"DIMWITS" from
"STUPIDLAND": "jeebus but you're a selfish, inconsiderate
dimwit."

BWEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

From: Your Conscience Your Last Innocent Honest Question Answered
Date: Thurs, Jun 16 2005 12:02 pm

HOWEDY diannes,

diannes wrote:
> Melinda Shore <s...@panix.com> wrote:
> > Robin <robin4...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > [nothing of value]

Nuthin of VALUE to lying dog abusing punk
thug coward active acute long term incurable
MENTAL CASES, like yourself, diannes.

Robin REPORTED CURING separation anXXXIHOWESNESS
in her 12 year old dog INSTANTLY, JUST LIKE HOWE all them
other 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual Students ALL OVER the WHOWEL WILD WORLD
who REPORT their 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANT
SUCCESS RIGHT HERE on The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Forums And
SCHOOL Of HARD KNOCKS And HUMAN BEHAVIOR
RESEARCH LABORATORIES, diannes.

You're settin in it <{); ~ ) >

> > jeebus but you're a selfish, inconsiderate dimwit. Plonk.

You mean, for REPORTING her 100% TOTAL INSTANT SUCCESS
CURING separation anXXXIHOWESNESS in a 12 year old dog,
diannes?

DOGS DIE from separation anXXXIHOWESNESS, diannes.

> What took you so long?

Oh, malinda was PLAYIN glue / rubber with Robin...

LIKE THIS:

From: s...@panix.com (Melinda Shore)
Date: 14 Jun 2005 06:31:51 -0400

Subject: Re: Paging Puppy Wizard

Robin <robin4...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> Melinda, to attack me says much more about you than it does me.
>
> Did they teach you "I'm rubber and you're glue" in graduate
> school?
> Dianne

Evidently Robin MISSED that class, diannes... LUCKY
THING you an malinda was settin in class like HOWE
you was SUPPOSED to be doin while The Amazing Puppy
Wizard was busy learnin HOWE to teach university
behavior professors HOWE to pupperly handle and train
ALL critters NEARLY INSTANTLY.

Maybe FASTER.

HOWEDY malinda,

Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <hPM9f.4545$yX2.3...@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net>,
> Jodi <breme...@earthslink.net> wrote:
> > What do you all give your strong (STRONG) chewers?

> Marrow bones, although occasionally they break or splinter

That could KILL your dogs or break their teeth, malinda.

> at which point they go into the trash immediately.

At which point it's TOO LATE.

Perhaps you should stick to givin your
dogs your bedroom to chew on.

> --
> Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware

> brevis - s...@panix.com


> Prouder than ever to be a member of the

> reality-based community.

Welcome to REALITY you miserable lying dog abusing mental case:

From: lucyaa...@claque.net
Date: 22 Jul 2005 13:13:04 -0700
Subject: Re: For Handsome Jack Morrison:
Collars - belated reply

Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <fii2e19ad371r3kq9t1nvkbfrmog2v3...@4ax.com>,
> shelly <scouvre...@bluemarble.net> wrote:
> > you're being disingenuous. i have no desire to
> > train my dog not to raid the trash or counter surf.
> > i've no doubt i could train her not to do either,
> > but i simply don't care enough to be bothered. so,
> > what, exactly, is your point?
>
> I do have a desire to have my dogs not raid the trash or
> counter surf, and guess what? They don't. Being dogs,
> however, they had to learn.

But you have no desire to train your dogs not to
ruin your bedroom in your absence, obviously.

http://www.employees.org/~shore/trashedbedroom2.jpg

It's what the trained dogs of our friend Melinda
have done, when left alone at home.

Lucy.

Thurs,Jun 16 2005 4:17 am
Subject: Re: Puppy Wizard - Report, Day Two

HOWEDY malinda,

Melinda Shore wrote:
> In article <robin4joy-49BEBF.23045015062.-....@news.west.cox.net>,
> Robin <robin4...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> [nothing of value]

"Success!" is what Robin wrote, malinda.

Robin wrote that she CURED her 12 year old dog's separation
anXXXIHOWESNESS NEARLY INSTANTLY using her FREE
COPY of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual <{);~ ) >

> jeebus but you're a selfish, inconsiderate dimwit.

That so? Didn't you want to know HOWE she done it, malinda?

> Plonk.

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

> --
> Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - sh...@panix.com
> Prouder than ever to be a member of the reality-based community

Welcome to REALITY you miserable lying dog abusing mental case.

Here's someMOORE "DEEPLY UNCOOL" from malinda's
own POSTED CASE HISTORY:

Subject: semi OT- water dish
From: Melinda Shore

malinda wrote:
> They're heavy when full and they're one of the few
> things that Eclipse hasn't seen fit to relocate within
> the house

Well HOWE COME would she WANT to what with all
the other GOOD STUFF you provide for her to play with?

> (last week I found a lightbulb in her crate,

Like THAT for EXXXAMPLE. NHOWE THAT'S CREATIVITY.
You should encourage your dogs to do more play / learnin /
trainin activities. Dogs are like wet sponges, don't you know!

HOWEver, The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
Amazing Puppy Wizard can't think of ANYTHING MOORE
DANGERHOWES for a doggy to PLAY with, malinda.

Perhaps you should offer her an alternate?

Try TRADING UP for sumpthin of higher value. Perhaps
you can offer to let her make her own choice of say, ANY
TWO items from your bedroom in EXXXCHANGE?

> for pete's sake -

Ahhh, yes, Pete. That's Laura's dog you was tellin abHOWET
HOWE to post through The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely
Simply Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Forums <{): ~ ) >

> I have no idea where she got it from).

Perhaps she got it from your bedroom, malinda?:
http://www.employees.org/~shore/trashedbedroom2.jpg

You might wanna ask janet or matty HOWE to manage
and supervise your doggys so they won't steal STUFF
from your garbage?

> I think it would be kind of an effort
> to tip one of those over.

You mean instead of just trainin them not to do it?

--------------

Welcome to REALITY you miserable lying dog abusing mental case:

malinda CONtinues burying herself in LIES and DISINFORMATION:

> Maybe I'm misremembering *(toy talking technique)
> but I don't think so.

Or maybe you're LYIN JUST LIKE HOWE all them other 100%
CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual Students ALL
OVER the WHOWEL WILD WORLD who've REPORTED their
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS RIGHT
HERE on The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual Forums And SCHOOL Of HARD
KNOCKS And HUMAN BEHAVIOR RESEARCH LABORATORIES.

LIKE THIS:

From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!

Hoku

-------------

AND LIKE THIS:

Dave Cohen <coh...@total.net writes:

Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...

Hi.

Please understand that I do not know Jerry and have
spoken with him briefly once by email.

I have no stake or interest in the success of his business.
I simply want to thank him publicly for one of his tips, with
regards to separation anxiety.

I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed animal
and then say good bye to my own dog, but I am usually a
very open minded person, so I tried it. Well, lo and behold-
the damn trick worked!

I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic.

Thank you Jerry!

----------------

AND LIKE THIS:

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Professional
Trainer, 33 Years Experience.

-------------

AND LIKE THIS:

Date: 2001-11-14 09:13:21 PST

"Yves Dussault" <ydussa...@sympatico.ca> wrote in message
news:3b1110ff...@news1.on.sympatico.ca...

> Hi!
> I have downloaded Wit's End Dog Training Method...
> In there there is that trick with a toy about
> "Separation anxiety surrogate toy technique."
> Anybody has tried that... I would like to give it
> a try with my GSP (German shorthair.....pointer)
> Comments? Yves Dussault

Yves,

I for one have tried it... in fact I use this all the time.
I just used it last evening while my husband and I went out
to see "The Mummy Returns" (a horrible turkey of a movie,
but at least the house wasn't chewed from end to end in the
meantime).

Yes, it really works. :-) So do the other
distraction/praise techniques described therein.

If you are interested in the manual, you will
probably want to begin the exercises as well.

Regards,
Lisa

-------------

AND LIKE THIS:

From: "nicole" <>
To: "Jerald D. Howe"
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 10:46 AM
Subject: Off to a good start!

Hi Jerald,

Just wanted to tell you we read your manual and have
started working with the dogs...

"Chloe" (the one we adopted--a.k.a. "The Destroyer")
has already shown great improvement! (In Just 1 DAY!)
She responds even better than our other
(better-behaved) dog "Poe".

We tried out the surrogate toy technique, and not a thing
was touched when we got back! We were both surpised
because Chloe isn't that interested in toys and was still very
uptight about us reaching for the door...anyway, it seemed
to work. We both work all day today so we'll see how that
goes...

Regardless, we will be cool as cukes when we get home! ;)

I'm just so thankful we might have a chance to get
through to her! We're very excited about her progress
thus far...

Thank You!
Nicole, Michael, Poe and especially Chloe!

-----------------

AND LIKE THIS:

From: "LEE " <>
To: <ThePuppyWiz...@EarthLink.Net>
Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 6:11 AM
Subject: Wits end training in England

HOWEDY Lee,

> Hi,
> I have stumbled across your training method on the internet

EXCELLENT!

Nuthin happens by accident or coincidence.

> and I am pleased to say, one part of it has worked
> already after only 3 days of training.

Wonderful! Please follow the method entirely and
PRECISELY. It NEVER FAILS, but it's very unforgiving
of mistakes and doesn't play well with other methods.

> I own two boxers, one of which is a rescue dog who
> sufferred from 'seperation anxiety'

SA usually takes no more than WON day or two, to break.

> and would constantly chew his bedding in his crate
> when in the house alone. After only 2 sessions of
> praising his favourite nylon bone and leaving it in
> front of the crate before leaving, the behaviour is gone!
> Lee.

HOWETSTANDING!

-------------

AND LIKE THIS:

Chris Williams writes:

"The FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
I do find valuable. Much of it I recognize as what
I've always done without thinking of it as "training".
New stuff, I've used. His anchoring technique erased
the last of Mac's fireworks trauma,"

-----------

AND LIKE THIS:

From: "LESPERANCE/DEAKIN" <madea...@total.net>
Date: 1999/10/06
Subject: Re: Separation Anxiety

Well Jerry, I have to hand it to you. It worked!

Our dog was very well behaved until I had to go on the
road for my work this summer. I was gone twice for 10
long days each time. Although there were still people
home, I am the "primary care-giver" to my dog, so he
became destructive (shoes, books, rugs, papers etc)

We have a crate, but I believe it is too small for him
now - he is a cross golden/gsd and when he sits or stands
he cannot hold his head up as the top is too low, so I
didn't want to crate him while I went to work for sometimes
8 hours.

Anyway, I decided to try your method with the toy.

I would find a toy, tell it to be good and place it in
his crate. After just 3 days, there was no more destruction
in the house - even when daughter or hubby forgot to put
their shoes away! Now the toy stays in the crate all day,
and he even crawls in to be with the "good toy" when I leave.

He seems quite proud when we come home.

I have not tried the can thing - don't quite understand
that, so I think my dog may be confused too!

Marcie (Winslow's mom)

------------------

AND LIKE THIS:

"Anthony Testa" <testa52> wrote in message

We came home to almost $1,000 in damage.
Furniture, the blinds were all chewed and torn
down, etc. The next day we put her in the crate
again. This time we came home to a nice 2' x 3'
hole in our carpet in the middle of the living room,
right down to the cement.

I told my wife that we cannot afford to keep this dog.
We should go out and get a puppy.

<SNIP>

First, at no cost he sent us his manual. We started
doing exactly what he said to do in the manual.

Exactly as we did was was written, the results were
exactly as he said it would be. Then we purchased
the DDR.

This is an amazing god send to us.

First of all, Jerry sent it to us without paying. (thanks
for that gesture) This has such and AMAZING effect.
This testimonial is kind of winded so I will say this......

Jerry's product literally saved this dogs life.

Angel can be left alone during the day. NO CRATE. The
dog shows absolutely no sign of anxiety at all. Jerry
told us the product works immediately and it did! She
does not bark at all during the day except when the
mailman drops mail into the slot on the door.

The manual for training works exactly as it says!

<SNIP>

Jerry, after reading some of the threads in the news
group, I can't for the life of me understand why this
many people are so dang blind or ignorant.

You just keep plugging away at what you do, because
you my friend are a life saver!!!

Anytime you need someone to speak about the results
of your product, you have my number. We would galdly
talk to them.

Thank you very much for all your help.

God bless you...
Anthony & Linda Testa
Jacksonville, Florida

----------

AND LIKE THIS:

"nesskay" <ness...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1156529540.1...@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...

It has been a couple of months since we have initiated Jerry Howe's
recommendations for resolving the separation anxiety in our 8 y.o.
chocolate lab.


We have seen remarkable results.

She can now be left on our houseboat and we can return with
all of the wood trim and/or blinds intact. Before we spoke with
Jerry and started the training, we could not leave her without
her barking in a high pitch incessantly.

I had resorted to "building her a pen" with pieces of chair
railing, putting chairs in front of windows, and moving the
bed so that she could not get to the blind (again!). It would
take about 10-15 minutes of planning and moving things before
we could leave.

Even with that, she would find something to destroy. We NOW
use the surrogate toy method and can go out, shop, go to dinner
or whatever, without any problems.

She is glad to see us when we return, but no longer frantic.

I am so happy that this seems to be the norm now.

Another problem that we had with her was although she would
not destroy the house, she would leave us runny poop in several
places.(kind of the same as destroy I guess). I tried to blame this
on her diet, but realized that her anxiety level was so high that
she just had no control. Now, the only time that she has done
that is when she devoured a diaper from the trash!!!

Jerry's methods work. I found him by typing in separation
anxiety+orlando florida into Google, otherwise I don't want
to speculate what could have happened with Amelia.

We were at our Wit's End!!!!!! Thanks so much Jerry.
We have given your URL to everyone we know with a dog.

Your methods work. The others that we tried did not.

It is that simple!

Thank you, Thank you Thank you!
Nancy and Amelia

----------------------

AND LIKE THIS:

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME The
Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33 Years
Experience.

Subject: To Jerry
1 From: MarilynRammell
Date: Tues, Aug 3 1999 3:00 am
Email: "MarilynRammell" <marilynramm...@hotmail.com>

Hello Jerry,

A client of mine asked to say a 'big thank you' to you.
They have a 8 month spaniel that they were about to get
rid of.

In fact they had put her into kennels for a few day while
they 'thought it through'. They rang me the day before
they were due to collect her.

She had wrecked their home - everytime they left her she
destroyed something else. The walls, the cabinets, the
carpets, table legs, chair legs, - anything and everything.

They collected her and brought her to me. I gave them some
routine training exercises, and also I wrote out your advice
(I will say at this point that I was not sure about it at all,
and felt a little embarrassed - it was the advice about the
'toy dog that gets the praise for not making a mess'.

Anyway, this was 11 days ago and I heard nothing. Yesterday
they turned up at the new Monday evening class. They were
absolutely delighted.

They told me that after just one attempt, (your toy suggestion)
she 'stopped all the destruction'. They were in tear of happiness
while telling me.

Thank you Jerry.
Respectfully,
Marilyn

----------------

AND LIKE THIS:

From: Marilyn Rammell (marilynramm...@hotmail.com)
Subject: Re: Separation anxiety (?) help needed!
Date: 1999/10/13

Hi Steve,

Just want to second Jerry's method for dealing with this -
I've suggested it to quite a few clients now and it's worked
'every' time.

It sounds a little 'amusing' I agree, but it really works.

Two of the occasions it's worked have been when the
owners were almost at the point of giving up (one had
actually put their dog into kennels for a few days so
that they could re-decorate the demolition done by the dog).

They rang me while the dog was still in kennels and were
not yet decided whether to collect the dog or not.

The very first time they tried Jerry's method, it worked.

Best of luck,
Marilyn Rammell

--------------------

AND LIKE THIS:

From: AIMEE (countrygirl0...@yahoo.com)
Subject: House training and such...
Date: 2003-10-08 16:18:56 PST

I've been having a problem with my dog, Axel,
relieving himself in the house while I'm away
from home.

I've used TPW method's, and yesterday I was out
for 12 hours, and Axel didn't have one single "accident".

Today, I had hoped that the results would be just as
good - and they were (I was out for 11 hours).

The problem began when, as a puppy, Axel would
relieve himself in the house and I would point
at the mess and tell him "NO" or "Bad Dog".

That made him afraid to relieve himself in the
house or infront of me.

After I got TPW's training manual, I corrected my
mishandling of these instances.

When I came home to an "accident", I would simply
drop a can near the area and ask Axel "What's that?"
Then I would clean it up - with out showing him I was
the least bit upset about the mess, and when he looked
at the spot I would tell him "Good boy, you're a good dog".

This has been an ongoing problem, and thanks to the
Puppy Wizard, we've finally got it taken care of...

Also, Axel LOVES the cat's litter box...He enjoys the
"snacks" he can find in there...I followed TPW's methods
by alternating sounds and praising him while or before
he sticks his nose in it, and today, he's been going into
the room with the cat box and barking. That's because
he's thinking about getting into the box, but he knows he
shouldn't.

Thank you, Jerry, for all you help.

You've been a blessing to all of us.

AIMEE

-----------------------

From: AIMEE (countrygirl0...@yahoo.com):

I own a black an tan coonhound. We got him
as a puppy, and due to constant mishandling
(pulling on his lead, negative corrections, and
the occasional use of a bark collar) I ended
up with a very anxious dog.

I couldn't leave him home alone, I couldn't
crate him, I couldn't even take my dog for
walks because he feared EVERYTHING.

I was going to have to get rid of him if things
didn't turn around.

My husband and I searched the internet for
answers - AND WE FOUND THE PUPPY WIZARD.

For all of you disbeliveers out there HIS METHODS WORK!

I've followed his manual, and we now have a
dog that can be left home alone, that heels
on command, that can go outside and NOT
be afraid of everything he sees.

Not only have his methods helped our dog, but
our marriage has gotten better. We had fallen
into a rut - constant bickering and tension, we
never laughed or had FUN together - but now,
with the same mindset used in THE PUPPY
WIZARDS dog training, our communications
channels have opened, and we now work
together instead of against one another.

For all the "Literalists" out there, NO WE DID
NOT TEACH EACH OTHER TO SIT, STAY,
OR HEEL.

We simply eliminated the nagging and the acting out to get
NEGATIVE attention from one another since we weren't getting
the POSITIVE attention we wanted.

So, it's been proven - THE PUPPY WIZARDS METHODS WORK.

It's up to you to accept them. Yes, there's alot of blame
that we have to accept, but once we realize that we've caused
these problems to arise, we can strive to make things better.

AIMEE

*****************************

I THINK YOU GET THE POINT.

DON'T YOU.

BWEEEAAAHAAAHAAA~!~!~!

HOWEDY matty,

Rocky wrote:
> Robin said in rec.pets.dogs.health:
> > Jerry, you give the lying dog abusing punk thug coward
> > mental cases too much credit for the ability to influence

Naaah, The Amazing Puppy Wizard was just BAITING these lying
dog abusing punk thug coward mental cases again <{); ~ ) >

> You really are a piece of work.

INDEEDY, matty. Robin studied and followed the INSTRUCTIONS
in her FREE COPY of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual and REPORTED
her 100% NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS RIGHT HERE on The
Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Forums And SCHOOL Of HARD KNOCKS And
HUMAN BEHAVIOR RESEARCH LABORATORIES, matty <{); ~ ) >

You're settin in it <{); ~ ) >

> Keep this out of the health groups, 'kay?

Dogs DIE from separation anXXXIHOWESNESS, matty, JUST
LIKE HOWE your own DEATHLY ILL dog Rocky is DYIN from
STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy
Wizard's SYNDROME, on accHOWENT of you're a lyin dog abusin
punk thug coward MENTAL CASE, matty, and you can't post here
abHOWETS nodoGgamenedMOORE <{); ~ ) >

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

--------------

BWEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@csd.uwm.edu>
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
<ThePuppyWiz...@earthlink.net>
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM

Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,

I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
and now must applaud your attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.

You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent­,
who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts ­to
alert the world to animal abuse.

We are lucky to have you, and more people should
come to their senses and support your valuable
work.

Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
charity to fund your important work?

Have you thought about holding a press conference
so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
and significant work?

In closing, my only suggestion is that you
try to keep your messages short for most
readers may refuse to read a long message
even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
I wish you well in your endeavors.

--Marshall Dermer

"The day may come when the rest of
the animal creation
may acquire those right
which never could have been withholden from them
but by the hand of tyranny.

The question is not can they REASON,
nor can they TALK,
but can they SUFFER?" -
- Jeremy Bentham

"A Cheerful Heart Is Good Medicine, But
A Crushed Spirit Dries Up The Bones,"
Proverbs 17:22

Disciple Paulie Sez:

"No One Understands How Wits End Training
Really Works; They Assume It's All Nicey Nicey
And don't Realise It's A Very Disciplined Method
That Deals With Any Situation And The Foundation
Is Built On Trust And Understanding.

I've never forced my dogs to do anything,
I tell them they are good dogs and they
seem to follow me, onceI told them they
were bad dogs and they ran away from me,
now I only ever tell them they are good dogs
and they always are, always.

Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say
"good dog" sincerely at the end of the request and
I bet you'll find your dog thinking then responding
everytime.

A Bit Of Respect Works Wonders,
The Same Rule Applies
To Every Aspect Of
The Relationship With Your Dog.

Obedience And Affection Are Not Related,
if They Were Everyone Would Have
Obedient Dogs.

I Have Found Giving Dogs "Payment" In Advance i.e.
"Sam sit goodboy" Makes The Dogs WANT TO RESPOND,
After All, All Dogs Want To Be "Good Dogs" And If
You Tell Them They Are Good Then They Feel An
Obligation To Obey Your Request.

Telling Sam He's A Good Dog AFTER He Sit's
Apart From Being Too Late Is Also A Gamble
Because If He Doesn't Sit Then There's No
Positive Interaction.

Paul

-------------------------

ANY QUESTIONS, People?

"Ye shall know the truth,
and the truth shall make you mad." -
~Aldous Huxley.

All Truth Passes Through Three Stages.
First, It Is Ridiculed.
Second, It Is Violently Opposed.
Third, It Is Accepted As Being Self-Evident
-Arthur Schopenhauer-

"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.

"If you've got them by the balls their
hearts and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.


"Mit der Dummheit kaempfen Goetter selbst vergebens!"
"Against stupidity the Gods themselves contend in vain!"
-Friedrich Schiller.

INDEEDY.

AND THAT'S HOWE COME THEY GOT ME NHOWE!

In Love And Light,
I Remain Respectfully, Humbly Yours
The WORLD'S CRUELEST Trainer,
Jerry Howe,
The Sincerely Incredibly Freakin Insanely Simply
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G
*M-A-J-E-S-T-I-C*
*G-R-A-N-D*
*M-A-S-T-E-R*
Puppy, Child, Pussy, Birdy, Ferret, Goat, Monkey
SpHOWES And Horsey Wizard <{) ;~ ) >

HOWE MAY I SERVE YOU <{}; ~ ) >

Sincerely,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
Human And Animal Behavior
Forensic Sciences Research Laboratory,
BIOSOUND Scientific,
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092 (Call ANY TIME)
http://www.freewebs.com/thesimplyamazingpuppywizard

E-mail:

Human_And_Animal_Behavior_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory
@HotMail.Com

Human_And_Animal_Behaviour_Forensic_Sciences_Research_Laboratory
@HotMail.Com

TheSimplyAmazingPuppyWizard @HotMail.Com

MSN, AT&T Or AIM Messenger @:
TheSimplyAmazingPuppyWizard @HotMail.Com
ThePuppyWizard @BellSouth.Net


skyblu3

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Oct 6, 2008, 5:15:39 PM10/6/08
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wow, think we opened up a real can of worms there!


www.dawnpet.com

karm...@live.com

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:13:28 AM10/7/08
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On Oct 6, 5:15 pm, skyblu3 <skyb...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> wow, think we opened up a real can of worms there!
>
> www.dawnpet.com

Naw - don't worry about Howe. He's simply insane.

marika

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"skyblu3" <sky...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> wow, think we opened up a real can of worms there!
>

OH YEAH,, ME TOOOOOOOOOO

mk5000


"O, Death
Won't you spare me over til another year"--ralph stanley

Carlos Le-Fort

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You should try www.tag4mypet.com
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