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Jan 3, 2006, 8:27:23 PM1/3/06
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Here is a small description of the environment and expectations that I have.

I live in the house and we have a fenced yard, but I don't think that
dog will live outside. I have 3 cats, who have never lived with the
dog and I am sure that they will really hate it in the beginning. The
house has a finished basement and that is where I will have some space
available for the dog when I am not at home. I will be fine if dog
spends time outside, but I am not sure my wife will ever agree to that.

I have never had a dog in my life. I work from 9. I think I can spend
30 minutes to walk a dog every evening, when I come from work. I will
be able to take time for dog obidience class.

I think I will like smart dogs such as Labrador Retriever and Doberman
Pincher. I am looking for dogs which require little maintenance when
it comes to their coats. It is likely to be a dog from a rescue
organization, since that is what my wife wants to do. I don't want to
get a dog affraied of everybody and that is what I expect to see at the
rescue. At the same time I am not sure I will be able to handle
dominant or agressive dog since I have no experience.

Although it seems silly, I like Doberman Pincher, because of its
defense abilities and his look. I definetly don't want to have vicious
dog, since I am sure I will not be able to handle it.

It is not going to be a puppy. It is either going to be a yong or an
adult dog. Is it really difficult to train an adult dog?

TheAmazing...@mail.com

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Jan 3, 2006, 9:05:29 PM1/3/06
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HOWEDY bratok,

WELCOME to The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Forums. I'm Jerry Howe, The Amazing Puppy
Wizard <{); ~ ) >

A word of CAUTION: DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS.

bratok wrote:
> Here is a small description of the
> environment and expectations that I have.

From: "It's Only Alimentary, Dear Watson" <PerryS...@Animail.Net>

Date: 16 Jul 2005 18:22:35 -0700

Subject:

The SCIENTIFIC METHOD -
HOWE Genetics, Pryor EXXXPERIENCE And Environment
Effect Behavior

Aug 2, 2004 15:05:17

HOWEDY People,

Here's a DISS-CUSSION abHOWET HOWE
to ANAL-WIZE and DISCREDIT the DHOWEBLE
TALK of traditional behaviorISTS:

Nevyn says: can u help me with a animal behaviors paper?
"Describe how Genetics, previous experience and present
environment can influence an individuals behaviour"

Jerry says:

That's a tough question

Jerry says:

The only effective way to address a tough question
is to ANAL-WIZE it and DISCREDIT THE QUESTION
and RESTATE IT CORRECTLY AS A SCIENTIFIC FACT.

Jerry says:

1) genetics ONLY PREDISPOSES an individual
to gentic propensities

2) pryor EXXXPERIENCE is EZily rehabilitated using
effective behavior modification techniques on accHOWENT
of "ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

A DOG Is A Dog;
As A KAT Is A KAT;
As A BIRDY Is A BIRDY;
As A CHILD IS A CHILD;
As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES;
As A Mass Murderer Is A Mass Murderer.


3) ALL Critters Only Respond In
PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways;
To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
Which We Create For Them.

ANY behavior that's CONSISTENT, PREDICTABLE and
REPEATABLE is EZ to EXXXTINGUISH NEARLY INSTANTLY,
if you know HOWE.

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change,
Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Would Not
Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs,
As Taught In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,"
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

Jerry says:

EZ, hunh?

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

> I live in the house and we have a fenced yard,

From: Momi...@webtv.net (misty)
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 09:29:09 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: Jerry, why non-physical praise?

Beth wrote:
> So, jerry's techniques didnt' work for Peach?

Never had a chance to try them on her... I was still
using the e-fence and chains to keep her in the yard.

The suggestions I received here to keep Peach home were:
build a fence... wasn't going to happen.. we plan on putting
a modular home here within the next few years... put more
fence at the top of the pen I used so both dogs could play
bitey face w/o tangling, and similar suggestions.

Jerry was the only one to mention border training... but he
was kook supreme ;-P So I ignored him... no killfiles with
webtv.. at that time Jerry had his own troll, somewhat like
Candace, so the group was not very conducive to learning anything.

At one point I even b*tched about Jerry.

By the time I tried out Jerry's manual Peach had already ran away.

Not very good at the google groups search but you'll find my
first post at "runaway dog message 30" within that thread is
mention of the dogs taking off and being gone for 2 days. I
stopped posting for a bit... my middle boy was devastated that
his dog was gone... Zelda came home but not her mom.

The next few posts from me were ones about/to Jerry.

Then Jerry made the WETM accessible for webbes, I put it
in my e-mail (no storage otherwise on webby unless you put
stuff on a webpage) and read it, read it and read it.

Once I understood what the concept was, I implemented it
on Zelda. It worked and I now have a great housedog!

I only regret that my own distrust of Jerry caused me to lose
another wonderful dog. Peach was an absolute gem with little
kids. I and my boys still miss her. Sometimes I still look
to see if she came home when we get back from trips. Maybe
Peach would still have ran away... I don't know and never will....

~misty

From: "Jerry Howe" <jho...@bellsouth.net>
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 15:16:59 -0500
Subject: Re: Jerry, why non-physical praise?

Peach would be there sittin pretty had our pals not given you a bum
steer cause they're EMBARRASSED and AFRAID of losing their careers
and reputations.... Jerry.

Stick around, we're just startin to have FUN learning and
sharing...J;~)

"misty" <Momi...@webtv.net wrote in message news
16990-3CAB1F8...@storefull-2293.public.lawson.webtv.net...

I don't now whether Peach is dead or alive. I do know she's
not here with us. I really can't blame anyone here for her
loss.

I'm the one who ignored your advice. I did it because of how
you write/wrote. I was unwilling to accept the idea that my
using a shock collar could have any bearing on Peach not
wanting to stay home.

Up until I started using it my main concern had been keeping
my dogs in their own yard.

Once I started using the e-fence... well, then my concern
became how to keep them from running off for days on end.

I lost valuable training time becoming embroiled in the
anti-shock debate and the "Jerry sux" tirades.

I lost one dog but I have the bestest dog in the world now <g>
A Wits End Trained dog, one who is completely housetrained,
doesn't chew up stuff, stays in the yard, and doesn't bark all
the time.

IOW a great companion and friend.

Thanks Jerry!

=====================

misty" <Momi...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:6946-3B6...@storefull-233.iap.bryant.webtv.net...

We just installed a PetSafe brand fence this Spring. Two
dogs, two collars We now have one dog and no collars.

Peach and Zelda would run thru the fence, not want to come
back in the yard and would run for days.

The last time, Peach didn't come back home.

I used the Wit's End Training Manual to learn how to train
my dog. She is now border trained. A few minutes each day
reinforces her desire to stay in the yard.

She no longer runs out into the road, I can stop her from
chasing cats and she no longer cringes when we walk around
the yard.

I can not say loud or long enough how much I hate the
e-fence and its collars. If you can't get a regular fence
then you need to train your dog.

I will never rely on an electronic collar to keep my dog in
our yard again.

The price was too high:-( ~misty

--------------------------------

"misty" <Momi...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:12208-3BB...@storefull-234.iap.bryant.webtv.net...

Hi Cathy! Yes I used The Wits End Method to train my girl, Zelda.
You can check the archives and see I'm a real person.. I post in
misc.kids.breastfeeding, alt.cats rec.pets.cats.annecdotes( not
lately, my kitty died) rec.pets.dogs.behavior rec.pets.birds and
a ton of webtv firewalled ngs.

Zelda and her mom, Peach (RB) both loved to run the neighborhood
with my neighbors 2 male dogs. An e-fence couldn't keep them home,
chains pulled up and Peach could jump/climb a 5 ft. fence.

I wrote in here for advice and felt like Jerry had jumped down my
throat. Upon re-reading his post to me..well..it hit home hard
that I was being abusive to my dog.

The thought of shocking my dog ever again makes me want to puke.

Like I've said before... I might not like the way Jerry treats
some of the other posters but he gave me ( for _free_) a way to
teach myself and my dog.

I can let Zelda outside and not worry that a potty break will mean
she'll be gone for 2 days or, worse yet, not ever come home...like
her mom.

Zelda stopped chewing everything in sight once I started applying
Jerry's methods. One time of "bad slipper!" and she never chewed
another one up :-D

I don't post here a lot because I don't ave any problems needing
solved. I do join in occasionally or post informative lnks. I just
feel that my limited experience precludes me from jumping in every
thread <shrug> but I do read all of them.

If you want my phone number, e-mail me. We would have to set up a
time because I'm on the webbie a lot and we only have 1 phone line.

~misty


> but I don't think that dog will live outside.

CONtraWIZE to pupular opinion of the mentally ill
lying dog abusing punk thug cowards you're askin
for advice, your dog can be HAPPY whether he's
livin inside or HOWET of your HOWES. Dogs is
ANIMALS. They was BUILT to LIVE HOWEtside <{); ~ ) >

> I have 3 cats,

Kats an dogs go together like a child and paddle.

> who have never lived with the dog and I am sure
> that they will really hate it in the beginning.

It took The Amazing Puppy Wizard WON WEEK to train
a kat aggressive 6 y.o. Dane to LOVE HIS new kitty.
LikeWIZE it took The Amazing Puppy Wizard WON WEEK
to train a FRAIDY KAT to LOVE HIS (a different dog
an kat) Great Dane who'd NEVER KNOWN a kat in person.

> The house has a finished basement and that is where
> I will have some space available for the dog when
> I am not at home.

Your dog should have free roam of his HOWES to PROTECT it.

> I will be fine if dog spends time outside, but I
> am not sure my wife will ever agree to that.

Seems you DON'T WANT a HOWES dog?

> I have never had a dog in my life.

Oh? You'll LOVE havin a dog if you learn HOWE
to pupperly handle them, bratok.

> I work from 9. I think I can spend 30 minutes to
> walk a dog every evening, when I come from work.

Your dog won't need any more than that.

> I will be able to take time for dog obidience class.

THAT will be the BIGGEST mistake of your life, bratok.

> I think I will like smart dogs such as Labrador Retriever
> and Doberman Pincher. I am looking for dogs which require
> little maintenance when it comes to their coats.

Then forget abHOWET the Lab.

> It is likely to be a dog from a rescue organization,

FORGET abHOWET so called RESCUE organizations,
they're the lying dog abusing punk thug coward
frauds who perpetuate breed specific paranoia
and legislation. We got PLENTY of them postin
here abHOWETS. DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE.

> since that is what my wife wants to do.

We'll WIZE her up pryor to gettin your dog.

> I don't want to get a dog affraied of everybody
> and that is what I expect to see at the rescue.

No. What you'll find at "RESCUES" are dogs who've
been DISADVANTAGED by their former owners by the
frauds who CAN'T TEACH THEM HOWE to rehabilitate
their behavior problems and TAKE their dogs FOR
A WEE BIT OF MONEY and SELL THEM to SUCKERS who
can DEAL with those problems which could be trained
EZ GENTLY FAST and FOR FREE to boot, was they to
LEARN HOWE to pupperly handle and train dogs
INSTEAD OF MAKIN MONEY off of playing musical
dogs.

> At the same time I am not sure I will be able to handle
> dominant or agressive dog since I have no experience.

Here's ALL the INFORMATION YOU NEED:

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> Although it seems silly, I like Doberman Pincher,

LikeWIZE.

> because of its defense abilities

For THAT The Amazing Puppy Wizard prefers English Mastiffs <{); ~ ) >

> and his look.

For THAT The Amazing Puppy Wizard prefers Great Danes <{);~ ) >

> I definetly don't want to have vicious dog,

ALL AGGRESSION IS FEAR. ALL FEAR IS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

> since I am sure I will not be able to handle it.

Pupperly handling and training ANY dog is EZier
than tending your garden or basic computing.

Here's ALL the INFORMATION YOU NEED:

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> It is not going to be a puppy.

Could be IF you WANTED it to be...

> It is either going to be a yong or an adult dog.

Then go to a pubic P-HOWEND and SAVE a LIFE.

> Is it really difficult to train an adult dog?

NOPE. IT'S EZ if you know HOWE.

Here's ALL the INFORMATION YOU NEED:

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HOWEDY Lisa,

Lisa wrote:
> Hi group,

WELCOME to The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Forums. I'm Jerry Howe, The Amazing Puppy
Wizard <{); ~ ) >

Here's your own FREE COPY of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual:

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> I'm looking for the right type of breed to fit my family.

A DOG Is A Dog;
As A KAT Is A KAT;
As A BIRDY Is A BIRDY;
As A CHILD IS A CHILD;
As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES;
As A Mass Murderer Is A Mass Murderer.

> I'm in an apartment right now but plan to move to a home
> with a garden. I won't be getting the dog until then, and
> now I'm researching.

A WIZE idea. HOWEver, UNFORTUNATELY you AIN'T gonna be
gettin no doGdameneD INFORMATION from these lying dog
abusing punk thug coward active acute chronic long term
incurable mental cases you're askin here abHOWETS.

> I have two children at home, one two, one thirteen.

Parents FEAR and HATE The Amazing Puppy Wizard even
more than the lying dog abusing punk thug coward active
acute chronic long term incurable mental cases and
professional domestic puppy dog trainers and university
trained behaviorists whom The Amazing Puppy Wizard has
IDENTIFIED EXXXPOSED and DISCREDITED RIGHT HERE on The
Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Forums <{); ~ ) >

DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS.

PERHAPS you HADN'T NOTICED?

> I expect the youngest child to be below ten
> years old when I get the dog.

That's IRRELEVENT.

> The traits I'm looking for are these:
>
> -medium to low energy (would be content with going
> out for pee-poo walks + one play walk per day)

THAT'S IRRELEVENT:

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change,
Or They'd Not Be Scientific And Would Not
Obtain Consistent, Reliable, Fast, Effective Results
For All Handler's And All Dogs,
As Taught In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual,"
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

> -calm if possible (doesn't climb the walls or rip
> stuff up if I'm not paying it constant attention)

THAT'S IRRELEVENT:

ALL Critters Only Respond In
PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways;
To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
Which We Create For Them.

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.

From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!

Hoku


"Hoku Beltz" <h...@rsphawaii.com> wrote in message
news:SN2k9.45447$V7.10...@twister.socal.rr.com...

Aloha Sunny,

Just follow the training program to the letter, no matter how
insignificant some of the step seem to be and your pupy will
be a very well behaved dog in a few days.

I would seriously consider backing out of the training classes
as they will conflict with the Wit's End principles.

I went the training route first, and still had problems until I
found Wits' End. Now I have two "new and improved" dogs.
You won't be dissapointed if you follow the program.

Good luck,

Hoku


Chris Williams writes:

"The FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
I do find valuable. Much of it I recognize as what
I've always done without thinking of it as "training".
New stuff, I've used. His anchoring technique erased
the last of Mac's fireworks trauma,"

====================

> -not a yapper (please)

There AIN'T NO SUCH THING:

"It is by muteness that a dog becomes
so utterly beyond value."

Like a confessor Priest?

"With him, words play no torturing tricks..., "
--John Galsworthy.

Don't bet your dog won't tell on you...
Their behaviors reflect
our words, actions and training quirks.
Jerry HOWE, The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

Barking is a SYMPTOM of anXXXIHOWESNESS, not a BREED TRAIT:

Dave Cohen <coh...@total.net writes:
Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...

Hi. Please understand that I do not know Jerry
and have spoken with him briefly once by email.

I have no stake or interest in the success of his
business. I simply want to thank him publicly for
one of his tips, with regards to separation anxiety.

I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed
animal and then say good bye to my own dog, but
I am usually a very open minded person, so I tried it.

Well, lo and behold- the damn trick worked!

I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic. Thank you Jerry!

=====================

> -not aggressive with children, strangers or other dogs,

ALL AGGRESSION IS FEAR. ALL FEAR IS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING:

"Leprechaun" <Leprech...@attglobal.net> wrote in message
news:m01Hc.20882$uK.1...@twister.tampabay.rr.com...

> Jerry believes he's a dog trainer.

Fortunately, I happen to believe he is too.
I took a rescued three year old beagle that
had been kept outside all of its life that didn't
even recognize or respond to its name to
Jerry's home (That ugly cinder block shack???
get real) and in just over one hour of working
with the dog, he was coming on command
(not a quickly as he does now, but still...) and
walking with us on a loose lead.

His "hot/cold" exercise and "come when called"
command and pack exercise WORK!

> and in all likelihood he's never even been near a dog.

Well, he's been near mine, and done wonders for him.

You don't have to like him. You don't have
to agree with his methods, but as far as I
am concerned, I've never seen any other
training approach that was as fast and easy.

<<<< Rest of original post deleted >>>>

Ron Flanagan
Orlando, Florida

-----------------------

"Zack Pellers" <ZackPell...@GUESSWHERE.cc>
wrote in message

dlin...@towson.edu (Derek) wrote in news:
697700b8.0405202039.5c737...@posting.google.com:

Your dog needs to be retrained. Contact Mr. Jerry Howe.

Http://www.DoggyDoRight.com

You can start by downloading the free training
manual available on the site above. I used it on
my 4 year old Fila Brasileiro.

When I first brought him home from rescue, he
was similar to the way you decribed your dog.
After using Mr. Howe's training method, the dog
was cured within 72 hours.

-Jack

Subject: Re: Dog will not listen to anyone but me!
Date: Tue, 9 Jul 2002 11:33:36 -0500
Message-ID: uim43blqq1h...@corp.supernews.com

Okay, I gotta speak up here... We've been using Jerry's
methods with our dog. We had the same problem as the
original poster has with Buzz. One day working with the
family pack exercise and practicing the recall command
with the family and she'll now go out with hubby and
daughter instead of needing me to reassure her or even
refusing to go with anyone but me.

I really urge you, regardless of the negative things you
might hear about Jerry & Wits' End here, to try the method
and *judge the results for yourself*.

Let's see what other areas she's improved in... always
comes when called, not chewing stuff even if we leave
it laying around, "re"housebroken after long shelter stay,
walks perfectly on leash, doesn't try to steal food from
our plates or beg... probably a few more things I'm
forgetting to mention. *(Yeah, the kats lay off the koi
and don't wander. jh).

That's in about a week's time.

Her overall demeanor has changed. When we brought
her home she was very untrusting and ultra-submissive
(except with her area/toys where she was possessive and
nippy).

She had been abused and beaten by previous owners,
then she was in a shelter for months. They (most of them)
wanted to give up and kill her Now she's gained confidence
and trust with us. Last night was another big breakthrough
(in my eyes). She barked! Big deal, she barked just once
when she heard the front door. Great!

Anyway, you'll be told lots of nasty stuff about Jerry or that
the Wits' End manual is culled from other sources. In my
opinion, even if it is, it takes only the good stuff and leaves
out the bad. Works for me.

(And I suppose I gotta say this... I don't know Jerry personally.
I've emailed him and instant messaged him. I have not bought a
"Doggy Do Right". He's offered help for free.)

Ms. Mick Owen Crneckiy
http://www.crneckiy.com & http://tarot.crneckiy.com
E-mail & MSN Messenger: m...@crneckiy.com
AIM & Yahoo!: MickCrneckiy ~ ICQ: 72461227

> doesn't have to be a guard dog

You GET The Critter You TRAINED

Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

> -wouldn't mind co-existing with children (I wouldn't
> let the children abuse or over-excite it, it would be
> treated with the proper care, love and respect)

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
SAME SAME,
For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.


"I Got To Tell You His Amazing Progress Almost
Makes Me Cry. Your Method Takes Positive
Training To The Next Level And Should Really
Be Used By All Trainers Who Call Themselves
Trainers," Kay Pierce, Trainer, 30 Years Experience.


From: BNTDO...@aol.com
To: jho...@bellsouth.net
Sent: Saturday, July 27, 2002 10:26 PM

Subject: Re: THANKS ALISON! - "Owners Should Always

Be Given The Cold, Hard Facts: They Should NEVER FEEL
GUILTY For Having An Aggressive Dog Euthanized."

Dear Jerry,

It's Kay here. I don't know who these people are that
maligning you and your training manual but tell them
from me that it does work.

Hunter is just doing so well even the people who advocated
putting him down are impressed with him.

I even started using it with the neighbor's dog. I went over
there to help her cut his nails. She started yelling at him
for growling at me. I told her to tell him what a good boy he
is instead. Lo and behold he stopped growling and I could
do his nails. All 4 feet.

My dog Hunter was trained with the old jerk and pull method
and my other dog was trained with treats. Hunter has gotten
his enthusiasm back for his training and I couldn't be more
pleased.

He even tried to kiss a child the other day.

Major break through.

This is the dog that a few months ago tried to eat the kids
through the fence. I can now take him in the car with me
again without him trying to chase cars through the windshield.

So Jerry tell these people that the first rule of dog training
is Do No Harm.

The 2nd rule is whatever works without breaking the first rule.

Aggressive dogs don't need to be put down. Hunter was diagnosed
aggressive and he is going to stay alive and by my side where
he belongs.

Thank you so much.

Kay

===================

> -would be an only pet

THAT'S IRRELEVENT. PROTECTION is a NORMAL NATURAL
INNATE INSTINCTIVE PACK behavior, not a DIS-EASE.

> -*not difficult to housebreak*

HOWEsbreakin is INSTINCTIVE at four weeks of age.
ONLY a professional dog trainer or university
trained behaviorist could CONfHOWEND Nature's
PERFECT HOWEsbreakin Plan.

> (are there any breeds like this?)

"JoeTheGuru" <joetheg...@hotmail.com.NOSPAM wrote in message

JERRY SAVE THIS LAD!!!!

or it could be a troll <are you a troll??
do not use it on your dog.....

would you use it on your best friend.....

I have read jerry's book, it seems too easy at first.
however I started to use some of the training out of it and now.

I have a dog that heels as fast as a collie in a
trial.<great dane X mastiff

I have a dog that stays and never leaves the spot.

I have a dog that comes when ever I call.

I have a dog that never leaves the yard, never runs away.

I have a dog that stands still to be washed
with the cold hose.

I have a dog that never pulls on
the lead when we walk.

I have a dog that puts up with more abuse then a
dog should from my 2 year old <and loves it

I have a dog that barks at the fence only when some ones there.

I have a dog that would not care less if there is
another dog in the park <only wants to be with and
please me though a lot of this is due to me training the dog
spending the time with the dog.

jerry's book showed me not to punish the dog. but
just to work with the dog. which I liked the idea of
hence why I tried it. it is easy to become
frustrated with a dog when you are trying to train
them.

I look forward to my next puppy <ban dog> so
I can use the information from jerry's book
and see just how good a dog can get.

the dog I have now was when I picked her up from
the RSPCA. she could not walk on a lead <no idea.
cowered from every noise <and wet her self, messed
in the house at every turn. acted like I was killing her
when I dragged her over to the mess.

this was A 6 month old pup that had been beaten
<2.5 feet to the shoulder. I could of taken her back
however I knew I could bring her back to being to
be a dog.

the dog I have now at 1.5 years <same dog is a dog
to be proud to walk down the street with <3 feet to
the shoulder and still growing.

so well behaved even when people walk passed with
a out of control dog. gentle with my child and trustworthy
< I never have to worry that my dog will bite her, only
have to worry if a stranger comes over to my child.
still that is not a worry, she places herself between my
child and the stranger.

I may be plugging jerry's book, however with the
crap out there it is good to see that someone has
moved forward. looked at a different way to train
dogs. yes he gets into people, and in their face
you should back off a little jerry however he is
sick of the bashing, choking, shocking, shaking
and everything else. so jerry save this lad from
ruining his dog. later, Joe

===================

> -short hair, non-shedding

So find a short haired / non shedding breed.

> -loving, of course - but I find most dogs are

NOT if they're locked in boxes offered and withheld
of bribes attention affection and so called rewards
and jerked and choked on pronged spiked pinch choke
collars shocked and sprayed in the face with aversives
as your newfHOWEND MENTALLY ILL LYING DOG ABUSING PUNK
THUG COWARD PALS do to their dogs, Lisa.

> Those are my top priorities.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's top priority is IDENTIFYING
EXXXPOSING and DISCREDITING the MENTALLY ILL LYIN DOG
ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARD ACTIVE ACUTE CHRONIC LONG TERM
INCURABLE MENTAL CASES who HURT INTIMDIATE BRIBE CRATE
and MURDER innocent defenseless dumb critters.

> I've been reading about different breeds online,

You mean, from ETHICKAL BREEDERS, Lisa?

> many different breeds, but every time I have interest
> in one I find it has characteristics which are deal
> breakers,

Oh? DO TELL??? HOWE COME do you suppose the BREED
FANCIERS, the EXXXPERT PROFESSIONAL BREEDERS, warn
folks like YOU not to become interested in their
own favorite breed over BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS THEY CAN'T
TRAIN, Lisa?

Do you suppose THEY got DIFFERENT DOGS than what The
Amazing Puppy Wizard has been training NEARLY INSTANTLY
by simply DOIN EVERY THING EXXXACTLY PRECISELY OPPOSITE
of HOWE the EXXXPERT ETHICKAL BREEDERS and dog fanciers
like the LYING DOG ABUSING MENTAL CASES you're askin, Lisa?

> as in being notoriously difficult to housebreak

THAT'S INSANE, Lisa.

> (Dachshund, Italian Greyhound) or too aggressive
> and don't get on well with children,

THAT'S on accHOWENT of the ABUSE they call TRAININ.

> or a long-haired coat that sheds much and
> requires expensive care, etc.

Seems THAT'S the ONLY VALID QUESTION, Lisa.

> The one breed I'm really leaning toward is the Boxer.

We got LOTS of Boxer dog LOVERS here abHOWETS, Lisa.
Here's tara o. aka tee, Boxer Rescue Of N.C.:

From: "Tara O." <tara29...@yahoo.com> -
Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2002 08:55:53 -0500

Subject: Update

I wanted to thank all of you again for your input.

This boy's name was Ty, short for Tyson by the way.

I sent him to the bridge yesterday.

I wasn't going to although I also wasn't sure I would
ever adopt him out but I wanted to give him the chance
and I did NOT want to send another dog to the bridge.

Two days ago when I came home from work, my house was
destroyed, there were 18 piles of poop, the countertop
contents were on the floor and Ty was standing there
eating that day's dinner.

The mess, while not pleasant to clean up wasn't a problem
but I did learn that he could escape the wire crate I had
him in by raising enough hell in it.

That was the first day he'd been placed between two other
dogs and not kept in my office space. Fancy was visibly
shaken and Pebbles (Min. Dach.) was huddled in the far back
corner of her crate which was moved about 3' from where it
had been.

I think he had intimidated my dogs but luckily they were crated.
This made me wonder more about my decision to keep him in my home.
Had any or all of my pets not been crated, I may have come home to
more than a cleaning problem.

Still though, I had his HW treatment scheduled for yesterday
afternoon and I just couldn't bring myself to change the reason
for the appointment.

When I went home yesterday at noon to let the dogs out I had
a big problem. Ty was still crated (I put him back in the plastic
crate) luckily. I put my 3 plus my deaf foster out back then took
Ty out front. We came back in and went to the kitchen so he could
get some water. He saw the other 4 dogs outback although they didn't
see him. He was fine and relaxed then started lapping up water.

Suddenly and with no provocation, he bolted towards the french
doors and hit them so hard that he broke them open. He was almost
off the deck before I regained my footing enough to stop him.

The only reason I was able to stop him was due to my never
letting go of his leash but he managed to catch me totally
by surprise and I'm the one who knew better than to trust
his actions.

I was able to get him back in and pull the door back before
the deafie came lunging from the other side. I let my guard
down for just a few seconds and that's what happened. Had I
not had his leash still in hand, he would've gotten to my dogs
for sure. I still have no idea what made him do that because
he wasn't watching them and they weren't watching him so there
was no provocation except their mere existence.

We went to the vet and I told them that I was sending him to
the bridge. While we waited outside (he couldn't be trusted
inside due to other dogs in the waiting room) he was so
wonderful and loving.

He sat next to me and we just played for a bit.

Twice I got in the car with him to leave because he was
just so beautiful and wonderful with me and the other
people that he met that I had a really hard time doing
what I did.

At least he went down in my arms while I talked to him
rather than going alone in a shelter. Things like this
are enough to make a person want to quit.

--------------

> Are there any Boxer owners here who could give me
> some info on how it went with their animal?

Oh, INDEEDY:

shelly couvrette OUR NEWEST MVP (MOST VALUABLE PSYCHOTIC)

All in the Mental Family

shelly: severe OCD
shelly's mom: chronic depression
shelly's brother: severe BiPolar

Severe OCD, depression, prescribed Paxil
for mental illness, but claims she does
not take it, resulting in an obsessive
basket case online persona. Posts more than
any other female in all dog newsgroups

(familial mental illness, possibly related
to family bed) obsessively starves her
dogs according to friends, family,
strangers and 3 different vets, but
not herself (see below). Still thinks
of herself as a five year old ballerina
despite the fact that she is a fat
adult in her mid thirties.

PAGE ALL THE WAY UP FOR BONUS COVERAGE
NEW, HATTIE DOWN TO 47 POUNDS!!

NEWER, SHELLY GOES KUCKOOO!!! Over
shih tzu's being fed almost as much
as hattie (page to top)

Dateline: rec.pets.dogs.* newsgroups
Breaking Mental Illness News, JUNE 2004!

HATTIE @ 47 lbs!

Hattie, a boxer owned by shelly couvrette is
now down to 47 pounds. Couvrette, a librarian
at Indiana U. who suffers from obsessive/
compulsive disorder (OCD), was told by three
different Veterinarians that Hattie was "way
too skinny" when Hattie weighed 53 lbs.

Undeterred by that, and the reactions from
family and strangers on the street, shelly
continued shopping for vets and cutting
calories until Hattie,a chronic counter
surfer at age 5 now weighs just 47 lbs!

shelly finds all the symptoms of a starving
dog searching for nutrients to be
entertaining. Couvrette has developed a unique
technique to fool dogs who are having
pangs of starvation. She feeds them
green beans and canned pumpkin, so there
will be some "filler" in their stomachs
when they give her the "I'm Starving--no,
really" routine.

shelly is not nearly as obsessed with her
own weight, and has never been told by a
medical professional that she is "way too
skinny." If so, that medical professional
would be end up on this crazy person list
as well.

For a complete recap of the shelly and
hattie show, page down to the bottom of
this list.

============================

> Or if anyone could give me some clues on what breed
> to check into that best describes the characteristics
> I've mentioned above?

You AIN'T gonna be gettin no doGdameneD advice
from these MENTALLY ILL LYING DOG ABUSING PUNK
THUG COWARDS who HURT INTIMIDATE and MURDER
innocent defenseless dumb critters.

> I'm reading very much on my own,

Perhaps you should READ THIS instead:

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> but I find the best teacher is experience

EXXXPERIENCE is sumpthin you gain JUST AFTER havin
needed it. The Amazing Puppy Wizard got 45 years
EXXXPERIENCE specializing in temperament and behavior
problems and protection training of mostly giant breed
workin dogs and IDENTIFYING EXXXPOSING and DISCREDITING
incomptent lying dog abusing punk thug cowards.

> so I'm asking owners what they think.

You've come to the right place, Lisa...

> Thanks a bunch in advance.

DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS.

Here's Disciple Paulie:

Disciple Paulie Sez: "No One Understands
How Wits End Training Really Works, They
Assume It's All Nicey Nicey And don't Realise
It's A Very Disciplined Method That Deals With
Any Situation And The Foundation Is Built On
Trust And Understanding."

Disciple Paulie Writes:

I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell
them they are good dogs and they seem to
follow me, once I told them they were bad dogs
and they ran away from me, now I only ever tell
them they are good dogs and they always are, always.

Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say
"good dog" sincerely at the end of the request and
I bet you'll find your dog thinking then responding
everytime.

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies
to every aspect of the relationship with your dog.

Obedience and affection are not related, if they were
everyone would have obedient dogs.

Paul.

From: Momi...@webtv.net (misty)
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 09:29:09 -0600 (CST)
Subject: Re: Jerry, why non-physical praise?

Beth wrote:
> So, jerry's techniques didnt' work for Peach?

Never had a chance to try them on her... I was still
using the e-fence and chains to keep her in the yard.

The suggestions I received here to keep Peach home were:
build a fence... wasn't going to happen.. we plan on putting
a modular home here within the next few years... put more
fence at the top of the pen I used so both dogs could play
bitey face w/o tangling, and similar suggestions.

Jerry was the only one to mention border training... but he
was kook supreme ;-P So I ignored him... no killfiles with
webtv.. at that time Jerry had his own troll, somewhat like
Candace, so the group was not very conducive to learning anything.

At one point I even b*tched about Jerry.

By the time I tried out Jerry's manual Peach had already ran away.

Not very good at the google groups search but you'll find my
first post at "runaway dog message 30" within that thread is
mention of the dogs taking off and being gone for 2 days. I
stopped posting for a bit... my middle boy was devastated that
his dog was gone... Zelda came home but not her mom.

The next few posts from me were ones about/to Jerry.

Then Jerry made the WETM accessible for webbes, I put it
in my e-mail (no storage otherwise on webby unless you put
stuff on a webpage) and read it, read it and read it.

Once I understood what the concept was, I implemented it
on Zelda. It worked and I now have a great housedog!

I only regret that my own distrust of Jerry caused me to lose
another wonderful dog. Peach was an absolute gem with little
kids. I and my boys still miss her. Sometimes I still look
to see if she came home when we get back from trips. Maybe
Peach would still have ran away... I don't know and never will....

~misty

From: "Jerry Howe" <jho...@bellsouth.net>
Date: Wed, 23 Jan 2002 15:16:59 -0500
Subject: Re: Jerry, why non-physical praise?

Peach would be there sittin pretty had our pals not given you a bum
steer cause they're EMBARRASSED and AFRAID of losing their careers
and reputations.... Jerry.

Stick around, we're just startin to have FUN learning and
sharing...J;~)

"misty" <Momi...@webtv.net wrote in message news

16990-3CAB1F8...@storefull-2293.public.lawson.webtv.net...

I don't now whether Peach is dead or alive. I do know she's
not here with us. I really can't blame anyone here for her
loss.

I'm the one who ignored your advice. I did it because of how
you write/wrote. I was unwilling to accept the idea that my
using a shock collar could have any bearing on Peach not
wanting to stay home.

Up until I started using it my main concern had been keeping
my dogs in their own yard.

Once I started using the e-fence... well, then my concern
became how to keep them from running off for days on end.

I lost valuable training time becoming embroiled in the
anti-shock debate and the "Jerry sux" tirades.

I lost one dog but I have the bestest dog in the world now <g>
A Wits End Trained dog, one who is completely housetrained,
doesn't chew up stuff, stays in the yard, and doesn't bark all
the time.

IOW a great companion and friend.

Thanks Jerry!

=====================

misty" <Momi...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:6946-3B6...@storefull-233.iap.bryant.webtv.net...

We just installed a PetSafe brand fence this Spring. Two
dogs, two collars We now have one dog and no collars.

Peach and Zelda would run thru the fence, not want to come
back in the yard and would run for days.

The last time, Peach didn't come back home.

I used the Wit's End Training Manual to learn how to train
my dog. She is now border trained. A few minutes each day
reinforces her desire to stay in the yard.

She no longer runs out into the road, I can stop her from
chasing cats and she no longer cringes when we walk around
the yard.

I can not say loud or long enough how much I hate the
e-fence and its collars. If you can't get a regular fence
then you need to train your dog.

I will never rely on an electronic collar to keep my dog in
our yard again.

The price was too high:-( ~misty

--------------------------------

"misty" <Momi...@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:12208-3BB...@storefull-234.iap.bryant.webtv.net...

Hi Cathy! Yes I used The Wits End Method to train my girl, Zelda.
You can check the archives and see I'm a real person.. I post in
misc.kids.breastfeeding, alt.cats rec.pets.cats.annecdotes( not
lately, my kitty died) rec.pets.dogs.behavior rec.pets.birds and
a ton of webtv firewalled ngs.

Zelda and her mom, Peach (RB) both loved to run the neighborhood
with my neighbors 2 male dogs. An e-fence couldn't keep them home,
chains pulled up and Peach could jump/climb a 5 ft. fence.

I wrote in here for advice and felt like Jerry had jumped down my
throat. Upon re-reading his post to me..well..it hit home hard
that I was being abusive to my dog.

The thought of shocking my dog ever again makes me want to puke.

Like I've said before... I might not like the way Jerry treats
some of the other posters but he gave me ( for _free_) a way to
teach myself and my dog.

I can let Zelda outside and not worry that a potty break will mean
she'll be gone for 2 days or, worse yet, not ever come home...like
her mom.

Zelda stopped chewing everything in sight once I started applying
Jerry's methods. One time of "bad slipper!" and she never chewed
another one up :-D

I don't post here a lot because I don't ave any problems needing
solved. I do join in occasionally or post informative lnks. I just
feel that my limited experience precludes me from jumping in every
thread <shrug> but I do read all of them.

If you want my phone number, e-mail me. We would have to set up a
time because I'm on the webbie a lot and we only have 1 phone line.

~misty

Here's professor dermer pryor:

From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST

And how do we know this aspect of his
advice is right?

Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.
His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.

(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-tempered,
ill-mannered, or just plain ill.­),

--Marshall

Marshall Lev Dermer/ Department of Psychology/ University of
Wisconsin-Milwaukee/ Milwaukee, WI 53201/ der...@uwm.edu
http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
"Life is just too serious to be taken entirely seriousyl!"

From: der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu (Marshall Dermer) -
Date: 1998/08/28
Subject: Re: Puppy growls and snaps

In article <6s6ea0$8c...@uwm.edu> der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu

(Marshall Dermer) writes:
>In article <35E60819.65178...@pilot.msu.edu>
> tami sutherland <suthe...@pilot.msu.edu> writes:
>> However, there have been incidences where she has
>> growled and snapped at us...for instance, when we
>> were trying to dry her off after bathtime.
> When your three-month old pooch growls or snaps, IMMEDIATELY
> pick her up ONLY by the skin at the back of her neck, for 5
> sec, and loudly say, "NO!" Alternatively, say "NO!" and hold
> her mouth shut for say 15 sec.
> If she so snaps that you can't do the above then you
> will have to find another way to administer a prompt
> correction, for example, throwing a can filled with
> pennies, or a tug on the collar.

--Marshall

"Oops! I would start by only holing her mouth
shut for say 5 sec.

At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

Here's professor dermer AFTER gettin JERRYIZED:

"We Are Lucky To Have You, And More People Should
Come To Their Senses And Support Your Valuable Work.
God Bless The Puppy Wizard," Professor Marshall Dermer,
Dept Of ANAL-ytic Behavior, UofWI.

From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@csd.uwm.edu>
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
<ThePuppyWiz...@earthlink.net>
Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM

Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,

I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
and now must applaud your attempts to save
animals from painful training procedures.

You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent­,
who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts ­to
alert the world to animal abuse.

We are lucky to have you, and more people should
come to their senses and support your valuable
work.

Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
charity to fund your important work?
Have you thought about holding a press conference
so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
and significant work?

In closing, my only suggestion is that you
try to keep your messages short for most
readers may refuse to read a long message
even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
I wish you well in your endeavors.

--Marshall Dermer

Subject: < BEFORE -> "Jerry, You filthy, Unctuous,
No Good Charlatan,"

< AFTER -> "Thank You Jerry For Putting Up With
A Constant Barrage Of Really Infantile
Crap At The Hands Of Supposedly Adult
Dog Lovers.

'Naive' Is Believing You Can Terrorize
A Dog Into Good Behavior," Robert Crim.

>Subject: Re: Fritz---a retrospective
>Date: 02/05/1999
>Author: Robert Crim <fritzg...@earthlink.net>
> You filthy, unctuous, no good charlatan. If you had
> any idea of what dogs and dog people were about
> you would realize the depths of the absolute loathing
> and contempt I hold for you right now. Were it not
> for the blessed distance and anonymity that the internet
> gives us from the scummy likes of you, I would probably
> be in a jail cell right now for turning you into the pile
> of shit you really are

Hey, Howe, you really are a wacko, eh?

Crim wrote this about *YOU,* you insipid piece of cow dung!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
--
Dogman
mailto:dog...@i1.net
http://www.i1.net/~dogman

=====================

> On Thu, 17 Jun 1999 20:24:15 -0700, dogsnus

<"Terri"@cyberhighway> Wrote:>

> Hey, do like me, and killfile Jerry.
> He has millions of people aleady reading his posts and
> watching him extract his soggy foot out of his mouth!
> Out of these MILLIONS, I've only seen 2 naive childs
> come forward and actually believe in his training manual.
Robert Crim writes:

I assume that I and my wife are those two naive childs
since I freely admit to having read and, I hope,
understood enough of the manual and it's counterparts by
John Fisher and the posts of Marilyn Rammell to believe
and use it.

This naive child would like to say thank you to both
Jerry and Marilyn for putting up with a constant barrage
of really infantile crap at the hands of supposedly
adult dog lovers.

The other naive child (LSW) has to put up with the
nagging idea that if people like them had been posting
earlier, maybe we would not have had to hold the head
of a really magnificent animal in our arms while he was
given the needle and having to hug him and wait until he
gasped his last gasp.

To my mind, "naive" is believing you can terrorize a dog.

Naive is believing that people that hide behind fake
names are more honest than people that use their real
names. Naive is thinking that dilettante dog breeders
and amateur "trainers" like Joey (lyingdogDUMMY, j.h.)
are the equal or better than those that have studied and
lived by their craft for decades.

"Stupid" is believing that people do not see kindergarten
level insults for what they are. Really stupid is believing
that people like Jerry Howe and Marilyn Rammell are
going to just go away because you people act like fools.

Why do you act like fools? I really have no idea, and I
don't really care.

> And, to date: I've not seen ONE come forward and
> actually admit to buying and having success with his
> little black box.

I think I'm going to get one myself for Father's day and
take it down to the Animal Shelter for their use and
testing. You would never believe the results, so you'll
never know.

> Anyone by now that doesn't see a scam man coming by
> Jerry's posts deserves to get what is sure to be coming
> to him! LOL!

I don't see a "scam man", so I guess I and Longsuffering
Wife and Rollei will just have to get what we deserve,
eh? As Joey (Dogman) says, "poor Rollei.".......right.

>Terri

Yes it was, and that is sad.

Robert, Longsuffering Wife and Rollei (do I get to
listen to the box first?)

===========

Crim wrote THAT about *YOU,* tommy,
"you insipid piece of cow dung!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

From: "George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D." <drv...@mindspring.com>
To: "Jerry Howe" <theamazingpuppywiz...@mail.com>
Subject: Alleged Professors of Animal Behavior
Date: Fri, 19 Aug 2005 12:50:51 -0400

Dear Jerry, I paged through some of the "dog business"
and was astonished at the low quality of opinions arising
from professors of behavior analysis.

I had the very great privilege of meeting Sam Corson
(Pavlov's last Ph.D. student) and his dogs at Ohio
University. I even got to spend a night at Sam's house.

There is no question but that you are a spiritual brother
to Corson and to Pavlov, both of whom knew that the dog's
great capacity for love was the key to shaping doggie behavior.

Paradoxical reward and paradoxical fixing of attention are
both well documented Pavlovian techniques. Even so humorless
a chap as B.F. Skinner taught students like the Breland's whose
"The Misbehavior of Organisms" demonstrate the utility of your
methods and their deep roots in scientific (as opposed to
commercial) psychology.

George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D., F.R.S.H.
you may find my resume in Who's Who in
Science and Technology

And here's a few of the lying dog abusing punk thug
coward active acute chronic long term incurable MENTAL
CASES who post their LIES and INSANITY here abHOWETS:

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FEEC097E4AAau...@130.133.1.4...
>
> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > When you compare using sound and
> > praise to solve a problem with using
> > shock collars, hanging, and punishment
> > how can you criticize the use of sound?

> There's nothing more to be said, then.
> You've made up your mind.

> But you've impressed me by mentioning
> that you're a professor with 30 years of
> experience.

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>
> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of
> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FE730764918au...@130.133.1.4...

> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.

> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

From: "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com>
Date: 2 Dec 2005 10:55:41 -0800
Subject: Re: In defense of Jerry Howe's methods

Mary Healey wrote:
> I'm still asking for 5 original posts from people here at least 5
> years to support your initial contention (NOT HURTING DOGS TO TRAIN

THEM). You're 0 for 2, so far.

That's 2 in 2 as far as I'm concerned but hey, if you insist. I'm
really curious to see what will be the justification this time. So far
we have:

Limited choking? Hey, it's limited, As Neo would say: Woah, there is no

choke.

Dogs pumped full of prozac? Hey, they're trippin man. Remember
Woodstock. Euh.... Woodwhat?

E-Collar? I'm sure some of you will come up with: But my dog look so
pretty with an electrified perm. Swoooon.

So on with the fun. Taken from the "Collars" thread, started by Perry
Templeton June 20 2005

Denis

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On 26 Jun 2005 10:52:42 -0700, lucyaa...@claque.net, wrote:

> What does the "choke" in the "choke chain" stand for, then?
> Lucy

one reason I call them slip collars. Their is a correction involved,
and while it causes momentary discomfort, does not choke the dog.
OTOH, it is CAPABLE fo being used to do that, should a situation
warrant it.
--
Janet B
----------

And here's another one from the same author,
taken from the same thread.

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167. Janet B
Jun 21, 12:03 pm show options
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 21:40:11 +0100, "Alison"

<Ali...@XYZallofus2.fsnet.co.uk>, wrote:
> I'm just wondering why you had to use choke chains to train"your
> dogs especially as they are so small.

Oh geez - let's see - how many JRTs act like alligators at the end of
a leash? I personally prefer prong collars.

----------

Let's go for the hat trick with the same author, taken from the same
thread:

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141. Janet B
Jun 27, 10:01 pm

I don't use choke chains. Not quite true - I use a jeweler's hex link
on Franklin at times - it's puuuuuurty. I know the "sound" thing
and all, and when training a dog in a non-group setting, that sound
may be a factor, but I think it fails in the context of a group class.

So, I prefer the better fitting nylon slip collars, and very often,
pinch collars (small link unless it's a freaky dog, then they need
the milder medium link).

But I use e-collars too. With one of my dogs and with some clients.
For circumstances where a physical collar and leash is not the right
answer. I'm sure Lucy has no clue what THAT means!
--
Janet B
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Rocky wrote:
> "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what would be the
> > point? Where I come from, choking is choking. It's never
> > limited.
> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs. Thank you for
> your contribution.
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
Deltones wrote:
> Rocky wrote:
> > "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> > rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what would be the
> > > point? Where I come from, choking is choking. It's never limited.

Not so in PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, Deltones.

> > So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> > Thank you for your contribution.
> > --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

Looks like you've pushed the mental cases over the edge again...

> Well, I think you carefully avoided quoting the last part of my post.
> You know the one about a bunch of little Colonel Parker doing Elvis's
> out of their dogs? Oh right, limited choking is not abuse, and pumping
> dogs full of drugs to make them behave ain't either in your world huh?
> For the benefit of our gentle readers, here's the part you forgot to
> quote:
> ----------
> Oh, what the hell. Check out a thread started around Nov 23 called
> "Help with a Nuerotic Hound..." where I wonder if you guys are talking
> about dogs or Woody Allen's pharmacy. I'll stick with praises and noise
> distraction to train my dog, thank you.
> ----------

HOWEDY janet,

Looks like you and your pals have gone totally INSANE again:

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Janet B wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 14:44:14 -0500, Janet B
> <j...@bestfriendsdogobedience.com>, clicked their heels and said:
> > Since you quoted me repeatedly, where does it say I beat dogs, choke
> > dogs, scream at dogs, etc? Thanks for your clarification.
> responding to my own post, I had to go back and look at the original
> post, to remind myself what "we" are all accused of doing:
> "screaming, choking, shocking, pinching, beating the living crap
> out of your dogs"
> Scream? no
> Choke? no
> Shock? e-collars are a lot more sophisticated than that
> Pinch? if you want to classify a momentary discomfort by a prong
> collar, go ahead, but unless you have first hand experience with one,
> your opinion means nothing
> Beat the living crap out of? hardly - no hitting exists

"Loop the lead (it's basically a GIANT nylon or leather
choke collar) over his snarly little head, and give him a
stern correction"
--Janet Boss

"Janet Boss offered a pat on the back, commenting that
ultimately it wasn't Kate's decision. Whose was it? I asked.
Why, it was Teena's, averred Janet.

Janet was in an exculpatory frame of mind because she
contributed to this travesty herself, by advising Kate to
repeat the aggression trigger (grooming) on a daily basis.

It's all in the archives.

Now these two are spouting off about what kind of e-collars
they like to use on their dogs. Well, I've got an AC Delco
model that would be just right for Janet or Kate. BZZZZzzt!
I'd have to find it though, and I can't remember if I left
it in my underground bunker or the crawlspace under my
house," Charlie.

"J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message

news:20040324071828...@mb-m18.aol.com...

> He was next to me and I could see his neck
> muscles pulsing. He didn't even blink an eye.
> Janet Boss
"sionnach" <rhyfe...@msn.com> wrote in message

news:c3qi15$2biuoh$1...@ID-45033.news.uni-berlin.de...

> "J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20040323173916...@mb-m17.aol.com...
> > > I can't imagine needing anything higher
> > > than a 5 with it, even with an insensitive
> > > dog like a Lab.

An INSENSITIVE DOG???

> > I can't remember what model of Innotek I have, but
> > I had a pointer ignore a neck-muscle-pulsing 9.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog
The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

"Reliable Punishment Cycles, Different Thresholds To Pain And
Punishment, High Tolerance For Correction, Escalation Of Correction
To A Level Where The Dog Yelps When You Punish Him, Thus Making
The Experience One Which The Dog Will Want To Avoid In The Future,"
grant teeboon, RAAF.

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."

THAT'S sumpthin to be PR-HOWED abHOWET.

"BethF" <b...@NOT-SO-bad-dawgs-in-ak.com>
wrote in message
news:v4r8kkf...@corp.supernews.com...

Kyle, FWIW, i thought it was pretty funny,
and i often call my little dog the turd, because
he is one. Some folks think its HORRRIBLE i
would insult my dog like that so i guess its just a
matter of personality.

Kyle, the best way to teach him to stay away is to
step on him once. Seriously.

"Whatever Motivates The Dog, But I Daresay Most
Of The Dogs I Have In Classes Just Aren't That
Interested In Praise."

"BethF" <d...@alaska.com> wrote in message

news:uohnj3r...@corp.supernews.com...

Maybe that's what we should do - hold back the dobie
girl so that Izzy can put Simon in his place.

------------------------------------------------------

"After Numerous Training Classes, Behavioral
Consultations, And Hundreds Of Dollars In Vet
Bills, I Killed My Dalmatian Several Years Ago
Due To Extreme Dog-Aggressiveness," mustang sally.

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me.
I volunteered as assistant to the euthanasia
tech at our local shelter for a while, and
I know a bit about overpopulation and unwanted
animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with
responsible breeders, because responsible
breeders don't contribute to that problem,"
Mustang Sally.

Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2001
Subject: Re: shock collars

Sally Hennessey <greyho...@ncweb.com> wrote in message

news:b8m1dtsv6vuiblo63...@4ax.com...

Aside from being incredibly offensive and self-
righteous, this post shows and absence of knowledge
in the differences in dogs' temperaments, or perhaps
a lack of ability to perceive same.

The fact that you, Alison, have never met a dog to
whom corrections and discomfort, even pain, were
unimportant does not mean that such dogs do not exist.

What it means is that you don't know as much about
dogs as you think you do, and you surely don't know
a damn thing about Harlan or anyone else's dog here.

I had a Dalmatian that would instigate fights with
one of her housemates; that dog had no fear or
anything, and pain incurred during a fight meant
nothing to her.

I know that that dog is not unique, and I'm sure many
people here can tell similar stories. The fact that
you, Alison, continue to say things to people such as
what you said to Theresa about causing her dog to
suffer (at least I guess that's what you meant by
"you cause your dog suffers" - - must be the King's
English you guys talk about over there) means that
you are an ignorant, arrogant, insensitive person
who is not worth further notice.

Sally Hennessey

"Sally Hennessey" <greyho...@ncweb.com> wrote in message

news:54nuetsqgkhp26qqv...@4ax.com...

Nope. No more than you'd convince Patch that
prongs and e-collars, in the right hands, are not
intrinsically abusive; or that dogs trained properly
with prongs or e-collars are not fearful, in pain, or
intimidated; or that any one of us here knows our
own dogs and their reactions better than someone
who has never seen them or us...hmmm.

I'm starting to see some similarities here.

Sally Hennessey

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FEEC097E4AAau...@130.133.1.4...
>
> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > When you compare using sound and
> > praise to solve a problem with using
> > shock collars, hanging, and punishment
> > how can you criticize the use of sound?

> There's nothing more to be said, then.
> You've made up your mind.

> But you've impressed me by mentioning
> that you're a professor with 30 years of
> experience.

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>
> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of
> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FE730764918au...@130.133.1.4...

> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.

> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

From: Rocky (2...@rocky-dog.com)
Subject: Re: How to handle aggressive situations
Date: 2004-10-19 19:42:54 PST

Melanie L Chang said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> I try really hard not to yell. The times that I have, Solo
> joined in and then lunged to the end of the leash.

Or, at the other end of the spectrum, Rocky cowers,
thinking I'm angry at him - a reason I don't "yuk out"
others' dogs at agility trials or training.
--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

---------------

From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 10 Jun 2003 18:00:45 GMT
Subject: Re: Absolutely abysmal agility day

Robin Nuttall said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> One of the things that frustrates me the most about agility
> is that people seem to think that ALL dogs are fragile,
> shrinking flowers who cannot be corrected in any way.

Well, maybe one day -- when Friday doesn't take correction so
much to heart -- I'll try something different. Right now, he's
just getting the confidence to work a few jumps ahead of me.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

From: Rocky (mbon...@sunada.com)
Subject: Re: Leg Humper
Date: 1999/09/14

Bioso...@aol.com (Jerry Howe) wrote in
<37D698CF.405B0...@bellsouth.net>:

>By "sticking your knee up," I can only presume that you are
>suggesting that the people knee the dog in the chest. If
>that's what you meant, just say it, instead of beating around
>the bush to avoid criticism from people like me. That kind of
>crap has got to stop, and that's why I'm here, to help wean
>you guys off of the abuse and into the proper methods of
>dealing with behavior problems.

Jerry, I was appreciating your explanation
up until this last paragraph.

Why did you blow it?

--Matt

From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 16 Sep 2003 03:47:41 GMT
Subject: Re: Dominant Agressive Puppy????

Nessa said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> the only thing I remember learning from a spanking was to
> run faster than my dad and NOT GET CAUGHT. so what does
> that say?

I learned to put a comic book down the back of my pants. And
sometimes my parents pretended not to notice. In retrospect,
that's pretty cool.
--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

PERHAPS your mentally ill daddy or mammy will
come bye an give you another pretty cool spankin?:

"CHUCK IT Under ITS Chin With That Ever Ready Right Hand,

As it catches on, try using the stick and no ear pinch.

If the dog drops it, chuck it solidly under the chin,
say "No! Hold!"," lying frosty dahl.

"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more
sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar.

Persist! Eventually, the dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your
thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear," lying frosty dahl.

"The actual quote is misleading when taken out of context"

sinofabitch writes:
> >> What I have said- repeatedly - is that he took
> >> posts from two different people,

Of curse THAT'S a lie.

> >> took pieces of them out of context,

Of curse. QUOTED. You wanna see it in context?

> >> cobbled them together,

No. There was WON DIRECT QUOTE.

> >> then added his own words:

"Neatly," and "Smartly."

> >> and a fake signature.

"sinofabitch" instead of sionnach.

> >> Which is exactly what he did.

INDEEDY. That's HOWE COME you deny it.

> >> The actual quote is misleading

That so?

> >> when taken out of context,

We'd been talkin abHOWET beatin the dog with a shoe...

> >> and Jerry's faked "quote"

The WON sinofabitch totally DENIES.

> >> is downright meaningless.

Only if you're a MENTAL CASE.

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> > Here's Jerry's version
> > "I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
> > Right Arm Over The Lab's Shoulder,
> > Grabbed Her Opposite Foot With My
> > Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
> > Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
> > Her Throat And Said "GRRRR!" And
> > Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch.
> > Here's yours;
> > "I dropped the leash, threw my
> > right arm over the Lab's shoulder,
> > grabbed her opposite foot with my
> > left hand, rolled her on her side,
> > leaned on her, said "GRRRR!" and
> > nipped her ear.
> > --Sara Sionnach

"The actual quote is misleading when taken out of context"

See?

From: Rocky (mbon...@sunada.com)
Subject: Re: Leg Humper
Date: 1999/09/14

Bioso...@aol.com (Jerry Howe) wrote in
<37D698CF.405B0...@bellsouth.n­­et>:

> By "sticking your knee up," I can only presume that you are
> suggesting that the people knee the dog in the chest. If
> that's what you meant, just say it, instead of beating around
> the bush to avoid criticism from people like me. That kind of
> crap has got to stop, and that's why I'm here, to help wean
> you guys off of the abuse and into the proper methods of
> dealing with behavior problems.

Jerry, I was appreciating your explanation
up until this last paragraph.

Why did you blow it?

--Matt

From: Mark Shaw (m...@bangnetcom.com)
Subject: Re: Fido-Shock
Date: 2002-04-10 14:12:18 PST
In article <gWLs8.203228$af7.101030@rwcrn­­­­sc53>,

"Coleman Brumley" <clbrum...@home.com> wrote:
>Has anyone had experience with this product (Fido-Shock).
>If so, what model number, voltage, etc.?

If you're talking about the pet-grade hotwire system, I have
one. It's to keep boarded dogs out of my flowers.

> I have a 1.5 year St Bernard who is scaling (not clearing --
> more like falling over) our 4 foot fence to visit with owners
> walking their dogs. I thought of raising the fence a foot or
> so, but don't think that'll solve the problem. I've tried
> watching her outside, and give a stern "NO" when she
> props on the fence for a peek over it. No avail.
> I've heard this product works after just a couple of tries.

I take it you're considering running the wire across the top
of the fence? I don't think I'd recommend that, although it
may be worth a try. Watch closely -- the one case where I saw
a hotwire used in this fashion caused the dog undue stress and
frustration, and he tried even harder to get over the fence.
So be prepared to take it down right away.

That was a Dane, though. With a Saint things might be different.
--
Mark Shaw

Subject: Re: Video clip......."Nero" practicing
bark alert, while walking backwards
Date: 2004-06-05 18:53:50 PST

"micha el" <spam_yurs...@spamyourmamma.co­­­­m> wrote in message

news:yIydnZpPsIz...@comcast.com...

Anyway, contrary to your PR, this is what it felt
like to me when I got shocked by Hope's collar.

It felt like a bomb going off in my hand and forearm.

------------------------------­­­­--

"Tricia9999" <tricia9...@aol.com> wrote in message

news:20021117101433...@mb-cg.aol.com...

> how effective are these electronic fences in
> keeping a dog on a property????

Some run through it. Others get shocked and become
too scared to go out in the yard anymore.

Just heard of a guy that has to rehome his dog,
because the dog got caught right in the path of
the shock and will now not go near his person,
won't go outside.

Just hides under a desk in the house.

**************

BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!

"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.

"I know this is a hard subject to bring up without
starting the whole cruelty thread again so I'll
state my opinion once and won't defend it further:
any method can be cruel for some dogs.

Even the slightest punishment was wrong for Cubbe at the
beginning, but we've come a long way since then.

She t­rusts us now as I mentioned in a recent post.

Point is, she's been rewarded for coming, but she's
never been punished, even in the mildest way, for
not coming.

Is it time for that?

What might I look for to tell?"

"Julia Altshuler" jaltshu...@comcast.net
wrote in message news:McYnb.45145$ao4.106231@attbi_s51...

After talking with the vet yesterday and watching
Cubbe all day today, I'm convinced that the shaking
is behavioral, not physical. Naturally I'll continue
keeping an eye on her, but when I add everything
up, I don't see symptoms of anything neurological--
and the vet agrees.
--Lia

"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.
- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar," Lynn K.

"Training is not confrontation,"
Lynn K.

<except when it is>

"So what? Whoever said that it's right to
always not confront? We sure can try, but
a dog who knows a command and growls when
given it is certainly being confrontational".
You can't simply walk away and pretend it
didn't happen or leave it for later work in
every situation."
Lynn K.
--------------------------------------

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
---------------------------------

"You Lying Sack Of Dung.When Have I Ever Said
Anything About Using A Prong Collar, Or Any Collar
Correction At All, To Make Dogs Friendly To House
Cats? Don't bother. The answer is never," lying "I
LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn writes about kats and dogs:

"This Article Is Something We've Put Together
For SF GSD Rescue

From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosma...@home.com)
Subject: Re: I have a dog he has cats
Date: 1999/11/20

ginge...@my-deja.com wrote:
> How can I get him to quit chasing the cats.

Okay - this is going to be a bit loooong - Lynn K.

"Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog. Don't
forget to put the muzzle on the dog. I think a prong works
better than a choke with less chance of injury to the dog in
this situation.

Electronics can be used to create an aversion to cats, but
should be used under the direction of a trainer who knows how
to instruct the owner in their proper use. Electronics can
take the form of shock, sonic or citronella collars. At that
time the owner will train with electronics instead of food or
whatever other reward system was being used."

8) Put a prong collar with a six-foot leash on the dog.
Don't forget to put the muzzle on the dog. I think a prong
works better than a choke with less chance of injury to the
dog in this situation. Have the dog in a sit-stay next to
you with most of the slack out of the leash and let the cat
walk through the room and up to the dog if it wishes (this is
why you have the dog muzzled).

If the dog makes an aggressive move towards the
cat, it must be corrected strongly with both your
voice and the collar.

This is important - the correction must be physically
very strong - not a nag. (PS: not many dogs need
to be corrected at all)."

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
---------------------------------

"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."

Lynn K.

Baghdad Bob <Baghdadbob> wrote in message
<news:04591a2c5d469ef78d35c89ed4ed58f7@TeraNews>...

Lynn, looks like he got you there if these quotes are true.

In the posts below you take responsibility for making those calls.

In your post above, you state you do not make those calls.

Which one is it?

WORDS OF WISDOM
from our own Lynn Kosmakos
1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day
For Twenty Years

I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM

"I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-depression)
requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every
day.

I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to learn
more, while happily sharing pertinent information
I have learned. But if I were ever to post such sh*t,
I would hope that every other reader of this group
would be rightfully outraged."

"Community is an evolutionary thing that we earn
the right to participate in by observing the
easily understood rules and contributing to in
constructive ways."

Lynn K.

-----------------------------------------

Paxil Princess psychoclown wrote:

"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper
wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more
sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist! Eventually, the
dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.
You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your
thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear," lying frosty dahl.

LYNN K. and LOIS E, and a BiLateral, BiPolar
conversation on Mental problems. LYNN AND LOIS
Almost 50 years on mental illness medications combined

> But I think what Lois was referring to
> was the fact that Darlene actually
> stated at some point that she was
> bipolar--and, IIRC, that meds did not work
> for her--so she was prone to major-league
> ups and downs and sudden
> enthusiasms..

"It wasn't that meds didn't work for her
- she wouldn't take them. I particularly remember
a comment she made about scarey side effects of
Lithium. Hardly. After 17 years on it, I think
I'm qualified to say that the very low risk of
any side effect is far less frightening than the
very real dangers of life without it."

Lynn K.

LYNN K. and the UNQUIET MIND

From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosma...@home.com)
Subject: Re: Where is Darlene?
Date: 1999/09/03

BoxHill wrote:
> I know I am totally off topic here, but have you read
> "The Unquiet Mind"?

Yeah. It's interesting, but kind of
watered down for the mass market, if
you know what I mean. There's really
quite a lot of good work out there and
decent research. Thank God.

Lynn K.
---------------------------------------

MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION
"KUCKOO!! CUCKOO!!!"
MOTHER (LOIS E.) 22 YEARS on TRICYCLICS
DAUGHTER BIPOLAR...

YOU DO THE MATH

"What's really terrific,
is now days you can say proudly,
'I take anti-depressives'"

From: Gary & lois Edwards (g...@bmi.net)
Subject: Re: Where is Darlene?
Date: 1999/09/02

BEEN ON TRICYCLICS FOR ABOUT 22 YEARS

"I don't take lithium, but I've been on trycyclics
for about 22 years. Been there, done that, have
the t-shirt to prove it. What's really terrific,
is now days you can say proudly,

"I take anti-depressives". Back when I started
taking them it was seen as something shameful.
If you cut your leg off, and were lying there with
a bleeding stump, you'd never let the word
depressed, pass your lips, or the doc's would say,
"You're depressed, on medication? Well, can't have
any pain meds.....you could become addicted."

The good old days. I actually had a Great Aunt who's
father locked her in her room back in the twenties
because she was simple. A shame that medication
probably would have helped her live a normal life.

No Denna, I was just saying with Darlene's
personality, she has a way of making grandiose
plans when at the top of her manic cycle....as
does my daughter. I wasn't saying that anyone
with problems could be counted on to be
irresponsible."

Lois E.
-------------------------------------

DECENT PEOPLE DO NO POST HERE abHOWETS:

Here's professor dermer pryor:

From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST

And how do we know this aspect of his
advice is right?

Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.
His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.

(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-tempered,
ill-mannered, or just plain ill.­),

--Marshall

Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM "NO!"
into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

******IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?*******

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message

news:Xns92FEEC097E4AAau...@130.133.1.4...

> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> > When you compare using sound and
> > praise to solve a problem with using
> > shock collars, hanging, and punishment
> > how can you criticize the use of sound?

> There's nothing more to be said, then.
> You've made up your mind.

> But you've impressed me by mentioning
> that you're a professor with 30 years of
> experience.

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

BWWWAWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>
> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?
> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of
> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FE730764918au...@130.133.1.4...

> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.

> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!.

Rocky

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Jan 3, 2006, 10:35:24 PM1/3/06
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bratok <nob...@nowhere.not> said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> I live in the house and we have a fenced yard, but I don't
> think that dog will live outside.

That's a start - you'll get more people here (and in rescue) on
your side if you change that to "but the dog *won't* live
outside." In fact, most rescues won't adopt to you if you plan
such a thing.

> I have 3 cats, who have
> never lived with the dog and I am sure that they will
> really hate it in the beginning.

Probably, but you can skew the odds somewhat by adopting an
adult dog from a rescue who has fostered him in a home with
cats.

> The house has a finished
> basement and that is where I will have some space available
> for the dog when I am not at home.

Will he have some access to the outside, like a dog door? Can
you or your wife come home at lunch time? It's doable, I know,
but it's going to depend greatly upon the dog.

> I will be fine if dog
> spends time outside, but I am not sure my wife will ever
> agree to that.

I don't understand - are you talking about outside during times
when everyone is away from home? There can be problems with
that - again, depending upon the dog and the circumstances.

> I have never had a dog in my life. I work from 9. I think
> I can spend 30 minutes to walk a dog every evening, when I
> come from work. I will be able to take time for dog
> obidience class.

Good for you for planning to take an obedience class. Most
dogs, however, need more than 30 minutes of exercise per day,
especially the breeds you've shown a liking for.

> I think I will like smart dogs such as Labrador Retriever
> and Doberman Pincher.

They're all smart in their own way. Some dogs are way too
smart, and when left underexercised and understimulated, will
make up their own problem-solving games. Your house, your yard,
and possibly your dog himself could suffer the consequences.

> I am looking for dogs which require
> little maintenance when it comes to their coats.

It's almost a mantra: sweep or upkeep, broom or groom. All dogs
shed, so, for example, with the dogs you've mentioned you'll be
doing some maintenance on the floor with a broom and on your
clothes with duct tape.

> It is
> likely to be a dog from a rescue organization, since that
> is what my wife wants to do.

Keep her!

> I don't want to get a dog
> affraied of everybody and that is what I expect to see at
> the rescue. At the same time I am not sure I will be able
> to handle dominant or agressive dog since I have no
> experience.

Good rescues evaluate dogs while they're in their care (maybe
you're confusing rescues with shelters?). My dog Friday came
from a rescue and had spent some time living in a foster home
with other dogs and some older kids. So, I had a reasonable
idea that he'd do well with them.

> Although it seems silly, I like Doberman Pincher, because
> of its defense abilities and his look. I definetly don't
> want to have vicious dog, since I am sure I will not be
> able to handle it.

I know plenty of Doberman Pinschers, and not one of them is
vicious. Obedience training and socialisation are very
important with all dogs.

> It is not going to be a puppy. It is either going to be a
> yong or an adult dog. Is it really difficult to train an
> adult dog?

Not at all. Almost every dog in my daycare came from a rescue
situation. I really like your idea of adopting an older dog -
at least a year old is a good jumping-off point.

Instead of focusing on breeds, I'd suggest going and meeting
various dogs at shelters and rescues. IMO, you're going to have
to bump up your exercise estimation, though.

BigHairyBeanBag

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Jan 3, 2006, 10:38:56 PM1/3/06
to
In article <1136340329.5...@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
TheAmazing...@Mail.Com says...

> HOWEDY bratok,
>
> WELCOME to The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
> NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
> Method Manual Forums. I'm Jerry Howe, The Amazing Puppy
> Wizard <{); ~ ) >
>
> A word of CAUTION: DECENT PEOPLE DO NOT POST HERE abHOWETS.

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE! YOU ARE A PERVERT AND A CONVICTED FELON!

BigHairyBeanBag

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Jan 3, 2006, 10:39:52 PM1/3/06
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In article <420miqF...@individual.net>, nob...@nowhere.not says...

> Here is a small description of the environment and expectations that I have.
>
> I live in the house and we have a fenced yard, but I don't think that
> dog will live outside. I have 3 cats, who have never lived with the
> dog and I am sure that they will really hate it in the beginning. The
> house has a finished basement and that is where I will have some space
> available for the dog when I am not at home. I will be fine if dog
> spends time outside, but I am not sure my wife will ever agree to that.
>
Hello,

Just wanted to warn you in advance of this pervert,
newsgroup abuser and convicted felon who is trolling
the room. His alias is The Amazing Puppy Wizard
and real name is Jerry Howe.

Since you are new here, you just got hooked by replying
to this well known netloon and troll. Once he baits you
as he does with others, you became troll bait and he will flame
you and harass you through this newsgroup and in email.

PLEASE killfile this well known Jerry Howe aka
The Puppy Wizard who is using alot of alias in
here. He is a pathological liar, pervert and
bastard net kook.

All he does is slander and defame people in
here and never listens when told to stop. He knows
nothing about dog training or canine behavior.

He just makes this up, his nose gets longer and
longer like Pinocchio due to lying for years
and he has been abusively trolling this newsgroup
and others for years.

He keeps putting " XXX " in each word, which means
that he is so perverted and he is mentally ill and
off his medication and it is better that all of
you keep him in your killfiles for the time being.

The aliases to killfile are:

A Poor Shepherd Boy And His Dog At His Masters Feet"
<AtHisMas...@MuchoMail.Com>
AnimalBehaviorForensicSciencesResearchLaboratory HushMail.Com
AtHisMastersFeet MuchoMail.Com
IHateToSayItButITOLDYOUSO Inbox.Com
MarshallDermerAlpha1UofWI MUCHOMAIL.COM
PerryStalsis Animail.Net
TheAmazingPussyWizard HushMail.Com
TheAmazingPuppyWizard Mail.Com
ThePuppyFaerie AniMail.Net
ThePuppyProphet AniMail.Net
ThePuppyWizard
ThePussyWizard

Add them to the killfilters in your newsreader program to
block him permanently.

TO...@dog-play.com

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Jan 3, 2006, 10:45:37 PM1/3/06
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On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 17:27:23 -0800 bratok <nob...@nowhere.not> whittled these words:

> I live in the house and we have a fenced yard, but I don't think that
> dog will live outside. I have 3 cats, who have never lived with the
> dog and I am sure that they will really hate it in the beginning. The
> house has a finished basement and that is where I will have some space
> available for the dog when I am not at home. I will be fine if dog
> spends time outside, but I am not sure my wife will ever agree to that.

Good for her. Dogs are pack animals, they need to be with other living
beings as much as possible.

> I have never had a dog in my life. I work from 9. I think I can spend
> 30 minutes to walk a dog every evening, when I come from work. I will
> be able to take time for dog obidience class.

> I think I will like smart dogs such as Labrador Retriever and Doberman
> Pincher. I am looking for dogs which require little maintenance when
> it comes to their coats.

Fair enough.

> It is likely to be a dog from a rescue
> organization, since that is what my wife wants to do. I don't want to
> get a dog affraied of everybody and that is what I expect to see at the
> rescue.

Why is that what you expect to see at rescue? It certainly CAN happen,
but it should be expected. The typical rescue dog is an adolescent where
the person who had it simply could not or would not provide the kind of
structure and attention a dog needs. Some are fairly "needy" as a result
of being isolated e.g. in a yard. But rescues that have been fostered are
usually normal by the time they are offered for adoption. Or at least in
responsible rescues. There are irresponsible rescues, just as there are
irresponsible breeders. But you should be able to find a responsible
rescue.

> At the same time I am not sure I will be able to handle
> dominant or agressive dog since I have no experience.

> Although it seems silly, I like Doberman Pincher, because of its
> defense abilities and his look. I definetly don't want to have vicious
> dog, since I am sure I will not be able to handle it.

A Doberman is not a "vicious" dog, but it is probably not the right dog
for you. I think the important part of the puzzle we are missing here is
personality. Doberman and Labrador are extremely different in
temperament. Or they are if they are true to their breed. The best
source of puzzling through how to match your personality to a dog is still
"The Right Dog for You" by Daniel Tortora. HOWEVER it is not the right
book for choosing a breed because the breed descriptions are out of date (
breeds change over time). A better source for breed descriptions is
Michele Welton's "Your Purebred Puppy" by Michele Welton (Lowell) or "A
Perfect Match" by Chris Walkowicz.

You may find my article on choosing a dog to be helpful:
http://dogplay.com/GettingDog/choosing.html

> It is not going to be a puppy. It is either going to be a yong or an
> adult dog. Is it really difficult to train an adult dog?

It does depend on the dog, but it also depends on the puppy. Older dogs
are really great choices for those new to sharing their lives with dogs.
They are generally much less work than puppies are.

My newest dog, Freeway, has been with me just over a year. He was about a
year and a half when I got him. He is a mixed breed. He is a visiting
pet (goes to health care facilities to cheer people up), learning agility
(obstacle course for dogs), and herding (just "graduated" from the lowest
level class).

--
Diane Blackman
There is no moral victory in proclaiming to abhor violence
while preaching with violent words.
http://dog-play.com/ http://dogplayshops.com/

AnimalBehaviorForensicSc...@hushmail.com

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Jan 4, 2006, 12:48:29 AM1/4/06
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HOWEDY matty you miserable lying dog abusing

punk thug coward active acute chronic long
term incurable mental case,

Rocky wrote:
> bratok <nob...@nowhere.not> said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>
> > I live in the house and we have a fenced yard,
> > but I don't think that dog will live outside.

> That's a start -

That's IRRELEVENT you lyin dog abusin sack of crap.

> you'll get more people here (and in rescue)

You mean mentally ill lying dog abusing mental cases like yourself.

> on your side if you change that to "but
> the dog *won't* live outside."

Dogs is ANIMALS. They was BUILT to LIVE HOWEtside
you freakin lying dog abusing punk thug coward.

> In fact, most rescues won't adopt to you if you plan such a thing.

IN FACT most "RESCUES" are RUN BY MENTALLY ILL LYING
DOG ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARDS like yourself <{); ~ ) >

> > I have 3 cats, who have never lived with the dog
> > and I am sure that they will really hate it in the
> > beginning.

THAT'S ABSURD.

> Probably,

THAT'S INSANE.

> but you can skew the odds somewhat

You think dog trainin is SHEER LUCK matty???

> by adopting an adult dog from a rescue who
> has fostered him in a home with cats.

THAT'S IRRELEVENT, matty. IN FACT, "adopting"
from "RESCUES" who "FOSTER" dogs and TEST them
with kats are most often ANIMAL ABUSING MENTAL
CASES like we got RIGHT HERE, matty, you and
your punk thug coward pals:

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

Lynn K.


"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

"Unfortunately, some confrontation is necessary,
just to be able to handle the dogs. For example,
we need to crate train a dog immediately because
they are usually in need of medical care and they
are in foster homes with other dogs. It's a safety
necessity," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

"Training is not confrontation," Lynn K.

<except when it is>

"So what? Whoever said that it's right to
always not confront? We sure can try, but
a dog who knows a command and growls when
given it is certainly being confrontational".
You can't simply walk away and pretend it
didn't happen or leave it for later work in
every situation." Lynn K.

Lynn K.


Lynn K.

Which one is it?

Lynn K.

-----------------------------------------

"It wasn't that meds didn't work for her


- she wouldn't take them. I particularly remember
a comment she made about scarey side effects of
Lithium. Hardly. After 17 years on it, I think
I'm qualified to say that the very low risk of
any side effect is far less frightening than the
very real dangers of life without it."

Lynn K.


> > The house has a finished basement and that is where
> > I will have some space available for the dog when I
> > am not at home.

Oh? You mean, LIKE THIS?:

MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION "KUCKOO!! CUCKOO!!!"

MOTHER (LOIS E.) 22 YEARS on TRICYCLICS,
DAUGHTER BIPOLAR...

YOU DO THE MATH

Lois E.

> Will he have some access to the outside, like a dog door?

That'd mean they COULDN'T KEEP A EYE
ON IT when IT is HOWEtside, matty.

> Can you or your wife come home at lunch time?

You mean, instead of DAY BOARDING IT with the likes of YOU, matty?

> It's doable, I know, but it's going to
> depend greatly upon the dog.

THAT'S INSANE, matty.

> > I will be fine if dog spends time outside, but
> > I am not sure my wife will ever agree to that.

Evidently his Mrs. has been readin RESCUE dog websites...

> I don't understand -

Of curse you don't understand, matty.

THAT'S HOWE COME you're what's called A MENTAL CASE.

> are you talking about outside during times
> when everyone is away from home? There can
> be problems with that - again, depending upon
> the dog and the circumstances.

You mean, maybe IT won't be able to find ITS way
into the DOGGY DOOR you recommended, matty?

> > I have never had a dog in my life. I work from 9.
> > I think I can spend 30 minutes to walk a dog every
> > evening, when I come from work. I will be able to
> > take time for dog obidience class.
>
> Good for you for planning to take an obedience class.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SELL, ain't it, matty???

> Most dogs, however, need more than 30 minutes of exercise per day,

THAT'S INSANE, matty.

> especially the breeds you've shown a liking for.

Well then, LUCKY THING YOU SELL AGILITY CLASSES, AIN'T IT, matty.

> > I think I will like smart dogs such as Labrador
> > Retriever and Doberman Pincher.

> They're all smart in their own way.

That so, matty?

> Some dogs are way too smart,

Sez YOU, matty? You're a dog abusing MENTAL CASE.

> and when left underexercised and understimulated,

You mean BORED, matty?

> will make up their own problem-solving games.

BORED DOGS SLEEP, matty.

> Your house, your yard, and possibly your dog himself
> could suffer the consequences.

Too much sleep, matty? You're full of crap.

> > I am looking for dogs which require little
> > maintenance when it comes to their coats.
>
> It's almost a mantra: sweep or upkeep, broom or groom.

THAT'S INSANE, matty.

> All dogs shed, so, for example, with the dogs you've
> mentioned you'll be doing some maintenance on the floor
> with a broom and on your clothes with duct tape.

THAT'S ABSURD, matty. Dogs SHED and DROOL EXXXCESSIVELY
when they're ABUSED like HOWE you abuse dogs, matty.

> > It is likely to be a dog from a rescue organization,
> > since that is what my wife wants to do.

> Keep her!

Yeah. But FIRST we're gonna WIZE HER UP, matty.
Seems she's been taken advantage of by RESCUE
dog lovers like you and your lying dog abusing


punk thug coward active acute chronic long term

incurable mental case pals, matty.

> > I don't want to get a dog affraied of everybody
> > and that is what I expect to see at the rescue.

Naaaah. THEY MURDER DOGS LIKE THAT.

> > At the same time I am not sure I will be able
> > to handle dominant or agressive dog since I
> > have no experience.

Oh? NO PROBLEMO! There AIN'T NO SUCH THING as "DOMINANT"
dogs. So called DOMINANT dogs are HYPERACTIVE and AFRAID.

ALL aggression is FEAR. ALL FEAR is CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING like HOWE you abuse dogs, matty.

> Good rescues evaluate dogs while they're in their care

Oh? You mean, LIKE THIS?:

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.


"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."

Lynn K.

> (maybe you're confusing rescues with shelters?).

Oh? You gonna start THAT again, matty?

I'll be you've never had to put down litters of
beautiful labrador puppies? If you had did, maybe
you'd be singing a different tune?

"Actually, have held them for the tech to euth, and
put their bodies in the trash bag and in the freezer
for the trash company to come and dispose of.

No different tune," ~Emily

OR did you mean like racetrack silly's GH RESCUE
where they MURDER 66% of their dogs?:

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me.
I volunteered as assistant to the euthanasia
tech at our local shelter for a while, and I
know a bit about overpopulation and unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.

racetrack silly wrote:

After Numerous Training Classes, Behavioral
Consultations, And Hundreds Of Dollars In Vet
Bills, I Killed My Dalmatian Several Years Ago

Due To Extreme Dog-Aggressiveness.

Either she was going to kill Tasha, my Siberian
with the rock steady temperament, or Tasha was
going to kill her, right in front of us. My DH's
first dog, and still the canine love of his life,"
racetrack silly <{) : ~ ( >

"@d o g t v dot com" <""m i c h e ae l \"@d o g t v dot com">
wrote in message news:PeicnR5oY7Q...@comcast.com...

> sighthounds etc. wrote:
> > On Mon, 29 Sep 2003 15:56:36 -0400, "Tara O."
<boxert...@netscape.net>

> > wrote:
> >> Damn Gwen, don't mince words or anything.
> >> I will assume, from the above, that in your eyes, I
> >> am not trustworthy to rescue Boxers or make decisions
> >> on who gets to adopt them...having killed my own dog
> >> and all.

> > You're not the only one. After numerous training
> > classes, behavioral consultations, and hundreds
> > of dollars in vet bills, I killed my Dalmatian several
> > years ago due to extreme dog-aggressiveness.

> Did you have to pay for it, or did the local Animal
> Protection League, where you were board President
> while 70% of the animals coming in for rescue were
> being killed, give you a freebie?

> > Good thing that Gwen is perfect in her
> > stewardship of her animals.

> > Mustang Sally

> Gwen didn't murder her own dog. You and Tara O. did.

> michael live..
> dogtv.comn


"Sally Hennessey" <greyho...@ncweb.com> wrote in message
news:54nuetsqgkhp26qqv...@4ax.com...

Nope. No more than you'd convince Patch that
prongs and e-collars, in the right hands, are not
intrinsically abusive; or that dogs trained properly
with prongs or e-collars are not fearful, in pain, or
intimidated; or that any one of us here knows our
own dogs and their reactions better than someone
who has never seen them or us...hmmm.

I'm starting to see some similarities here.

Sally Hennessey

Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2001 13:23:46 +0100
Local: Mon, Apr 9 2001 5:23 am
Subject: Re: shock collars

Sally Hennessey


From: Lynn K. (java...@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: Lynn/Maltese up for adoption- DONT KILL HER

Date: 2003-05-29 15:35:06 PST

dog beehavior <dogbeehav...@behavior.dog>
wrote in message news:

> 1. What shelters are you involved with
> and in what capacity (volunteer, board member...
> adviser?)

a. 3 public shelters in my county and 1 in an adjacent
county. Volunteer in a number of capacities, advisory
committees, search committees, etc. b. Most work is
actually with non-sheltering (animals are in foster care)
private non-profit groups, breed rescues.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

Lynn K.

c. I'm assuming you are not asking about non-
shelter activities such as PACs, frre public
training, breed or kennel clubs, etc.

> 2. Who or what funds those shelter(s)?

The public shelters are funded by tax dollars
and administered by the Sheriffs Office. All
of my other affiliations are with 501(c)(3) non-
profit orgs that are totally funded through private
donations.

> 3. Do those shelters kill dogs?

The public shelters do, the non-profit organizations
do not (except in cases of extreme medical need
or manbiters).

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!

> 4. Do you have a job and if so, what is it?

What an odd question. I am retired from the
software industry and do not need earned
income. I do, however, accept payment from
training clients and for published writing.

My last paying "job" was as Exec. Dir. of the
local Humane Society, at a hefty $17k/year,
which I donated back to the org.. It is really
none of your business, of course, but you
really do seem to have a strange interest
in these things.

> Thank you so much for your taking the
> time to answer these simple and
> innocent questions.

You're welcome. Try to remember the answers
so I won't have to correct your misstatements
again, please.

Don't infer from that description that force is an
intrinsic part of it, though, because it isn't. I
know that that is what you are trying to get at, but
you'd be very wrong.

"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

"Unfortunately, some confrontation is necessary,
just to be able to handle the dogs. For example,
we need to crate train a dog immediately because
they are usually in need of medical care and they
are in foster homes with other dogs.

It's a safety necessity," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

Lynn K.

"Lynn K." <java...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:37cd72a9.01090...@posting.google.com...

> "Jerry Howe" <jho...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> <news:XKUl7.15254$VX3.7...@e3500-atl1.usenetserver.com>...
>
> > Hello People,
?
> > "Huh? I've Never Reeled In A Dog In My Life.
> > I Don't Like The Long Line Method And Don't
> > Use It." lynn k.
>
> > Read the following and then let's discuss proofing.
>
> Maybe you want to read it again, Jerry. I don't use the
> long line method of teaching a recall. You know, the
> old "give the command and reel the dog in" thing.

From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosma...@home.com)
Subject: Re: dog comes when he feels like it
Date: 1999/05/21

>"A.Waugh" wrote:
> Does this mean no trips to the fenced off-leash dog park ?
> At what age should a dog be trained 100% ?
> What about socialization?

I've found dog parks to be great places for proofing the
recall, even with young puppies. Let the pup play with
other pups, while on a long line.

Call the pup, reeling in if necessary, and praise the heck out
of him, then let him go play again. The reason this works so
well at the dog park is that the pup learns that leaving the
fun to obey the command doesn't mean the fun is over. A very
good thing to learn early.

Timing is critical here, because what you want
is for him to think about escaping, maybe even
start, but still have time to give the command
and have him decide to come back to you before
he hits the end of the long line.

The very 1st thing is to secure her while you're training
so she can't chase when you are preoccupied and can't
work with her.

And, yes, I've had more than a few "come to Jesus
meetings" with dogs over willful disobedience.
Example - pup who knows full well what a recall is
hits adolesence and decides that the recall is optional.

Putting him back on a long line and doing 5 fast
recalls is a "come to Jesus meeting". Or if he
suddenly decides that he can release himself from
a down/stay after being solid at it for 5 months,
and turns it into a catch-me game, a sharp downward
collar correction as you put him back into position
is a "come to Jesus meeting".

Don't infer from that description that force is an
intrinsic part of it, though, because it isn't.

I know that that is what you are trying to get at,
but you'd be very wrong.

Lynn K

BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

WORDS OF WISDOM


from our own Lynn Kosmakos

1200mg Of Lithium And 50 mg Of Zoloft Every Day
For Twenty Years

I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM

"I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-depression)
requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day.
I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to learn more,
while happily sharing pertinent information I have learned.

But if I were ever to post such sh*t, I would hope that every
other reader of this group would be rightfully outraged."

"Community is an evolutionary thing that we earn
the right to participate in by observing the easily
understood rules and contributing to in constructive ways."

Lynn K.

---------------------

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in


one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.

------------------------------­---

"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."

> My dog Friday came from a rescue and had spent some
> time living in a foster home with other dogs and some
> older kids. So, I had a reasonable idea that he'd do
> well with them.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard is calling for a five year
moritorium on "ETHICKAL BREEDING" and "ADOPTING" from
BREED RESCUES to reduce the overpupulation and unethickal
practices problems.

> > Although it seems silly, I like Doberman Pincher, because
> > of its defense abilities and his look. I definetly don't
> > want to have vicious dog, since I am sure I will not be
> > able to handle it.
>
> I know plenty of Doberman Pinschers, and not one of them is
> vicious. Obedience training and socialisation are very
> important with all dogs.

That so, matty?

> > It is not going to be a puppy. It is either going to be a
> > yong or an adult dog. Is it really difficult to train an
> > adult dog?
>
> Not at all.

CITES PLEASE?

> Almost every dog in my daycare came from a rescue situation.

And EVERY dog in your "DAY CARE" is IN THERE on
accHOWENT of THEY CAN'T BE TRUSTED alone at their
own HOWES. AIN'T THAT CORRECT, matty? Or do your
CUSTOMERS PAY YOU to PLAY with their dogs so they
AIN'T BORED all day and sleepin in their own HOWESES
where they can PROTECT them from burglary?

> I really like your idea of adopting an older dog -

Do you NHOWE, matty? Might THAT be on accHOWENT
of THAT'S where YOUR BUSINESS COMES FROM???

> at least a year old is a good jumping-off point.

THAT'S INSANE, matty. If he wanted an "older" dog
to be able to SEE what he's gettin, six to nine
months would be adequate.

> Instead of focusing on breeds,

On accHOWENT of A DOG IS A DOG, matty?

> I'd suggest going and meeting various dogs
> at shelters and rescues.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard recommends pubic P-HOWENDS
to AVOID the RACKET that PROFITEERS like you and your
mentally ill lying dog abusing punk thug cowards pals
are runnin on us, matty.

> IMO, you're going to have to bump up your
> exercise estimation, though.

THAT'S INSANE, matty.

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FEEC097E4AAau...@130.133.1.4...
>
> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > When you compare using sound and
> > praise to solve a problem with using
> > shock collars, hanging, and punishment
> > how can you criticize the use of sound?

> There's nothing more to be said, then.
> You've made up your mind.

> But you've impressed me by mentioning
> that you're a professor with 30 years of
> experience.

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>
> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of
> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FE730764918au...@130.133.1.4...

> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.

> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.

> --


> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

From: "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com>

choke.

Denis

----------

----------

----------

----------

Rocky wrote:


> "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what would be the
> > point? Where I come from, choking is choking. It's never
> > limited.
>
> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs. Thank you for
> your contribution.

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

Deltones wrote:
> Rocky wrote:
> > "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> > rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>
> > > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what
> > > would be the point? Where I come from, choking
> > > is choking. It's never limited.

Not so in PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, Deltones.

> > So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> > Thank you for your contribution.
>

> > --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

Looks like you've pushed the mental cases over the edge again...

> Well, I think you carefully avoided quoting the last part of my post.
> You know the one about a bunch of little Colonel Parker doing Elvis's
> out of their dogs? Oh right, limited choking is not abuse, and pumping
> dogs full of drugs to make them behave ain't either in your world huh?
> For the benefit of our gentle readers, here's the part you forgot to
> quote:
> ----------
> Oh, what the hell. Check out a thread started around Nov 23 called
> "Help with a Nuerotic Hound..." where I wonder if you guys are talking
> about dogs or Woody Allen's pharmacy. I'll stick with praises and noise
> distraction to train my dog, thank you.
> ----------

HOWEDY janet,

Looks like you and your pals have gone totally INSANE again:

Janet B wrote:

An INSENSITIVE DOG???

Sally Hennessey

Sally Hennessey

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>
> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of
> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FE730764918au...@130.133.1.4...

> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.

> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.

> --


> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

From: Rocky (2...@rocky-dog.com)


Subject: Re: How to handle aggressive situations
Date: 2004-10-19 19:42:54 PST

Melanie L Chang said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> I try really hard not to yell. The times that I have, Solo
> joined in and then lunged to the end of the leash.

Or, at the other end of the spectrum, Rocky cowers,
thinking I'm angry at him - a reason I don't "yuk out"
others' dogs at agility trials or training.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

---------------

From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 10 Jun 2003 18:00:45 GMT
Subject: Re: Absolutely abysmal agility day

Robin Nuttall said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> One of the things that frustrates me the most about agility
> is that people seem to think that ALL dogs are fragile,
> shrinking flowers who cannot be corrected in any way.

Well, maybe one day -- when Friday doesn't take correction so
much to heart -- I'll try something different. Right now, he's
just getting the confidence to work a few jumps ahead of me.

--


--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

From: Rocky (mbon...@sunada.com)

--Matt

Nessa said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

PERHAPS your mentally ill daddy or mammy will

> >> cobbled them together,

"Neatly," and "Smartly."

> >> and a fake signature.

"sinofabitch" instead of sionnach.

That so?

> >> is downright meaningless.

> > Here's Jerry's version


> > "I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
> > Right Arm Over The Lab's Shoulder,
> > Grabbed Her Opposite Foot With My
> > Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
> > Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
> > Her Throat And Said "GRRRR!" And
> > Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch.
>
> > Here's yours;
>
> > "I dropped the leash, threw my
> > right arm over the Lab's shoulder,
> > grabbed her opposite foot with my
> > left hand, rolled her on her side,
> > leaned on her, said "GRRRR!" and
> > nipped her ear.
> > --Sara Sionnach

"The actual quote is misleading when taken out of context"

See?

From: Mark Shaw (m...@bangnetcom.com)

news:yIydnZpPsIz...@comcast.com...

------------------------------­­­­--

**************

BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!

She trusts us now as I mentioned in a recent post.

Point is, she's been rewarded for coming, but she's
never been punished, even in the mildest way, for
not coming.

Is it time for that?

What might I look for to tell?"

"Julia Altshuler" jaltshu...@comcast.net
wrote in message news:McYnb.45145$ao4.106231@attbi_s51...

After talking with the vet yesterday and watching
Cubbe all day today, I'm convinced that the shaking
is behavioral, not physical. Naturally I'll continue
keeping an eye on her, but when I add everything
up, I don't see symptoms of anything neurological--
and the vet agrees.
--Lia

"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.
- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar," Lynn K.


"Unfortunately, some confrontation is necessary,
just to be able to handle the dogs. For example,
we need to crate train a dog immediately because
they are usually in need of medical care and they
are in foster homes with other dogs. It's a safety
necessity," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

<except when it is>

Lynn K.
---------------------------------

Lynn K.
---------------------------------

Lynn K.

Which one is it?

Lynn K.

-----------------------------------------

Paxil Princess psychoclown wrote:

Lynn K.

Lynn K.
---------------------------------------

YOU DO THE MATH

Lois E.
-------------------------------------

--Marshall

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

BWWWAWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>
> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> BUT, giving you the benefit of the


> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> So, can you cite some examples of


> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of


> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FE730764918au...@130.133.1.4...

> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.

> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.

> --


> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!.

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Jan 4, 2006, 2:16:29 AM1/4/06
to
HOWEDY Master Of Deception blankman,

TO...@dog-play.com wrote:
> On Tue, 3 Jan 2006 17:27:23 -0800 bratok <nob...@nowhere.not> whittled

these words:


> > I will be fine if dog spends time outside, but I
> > am not sure my wife will ever agree to that.
>
> Good for her.

THAT'S ABSURD, Master Of Deception blankman. Dogs is
ANIMALS. They was BORN to LIVE HOWEtside <{); ~ ) >

> Dogs are pack animals,

That's IRRELEVENT.

> they need to be with other living beings as much as possible.

THAT'S INSANE.

> > It is likely to be a dog from a rescue organization,
> > since that is what my wife wants to do. I don't want
> > to get a dog affraied of everybody and that is what I
> > expect to see at the rescue.
>
> Why is that what you expect to see at rescue?

RIGHT. Dogs with "TEMPERAMENT PROBLEMS" are MURDERED
at so called RESCUES like you and your NETWORK run.

> It certainly CAN happen,

That'd be a HUGE LIABILITY.

> but it should be expected.

You been drinkin again?

> The typical rescue dog is an adolescent where
> the person who had it simply could not or would
> not provide the kind of structure and attention
> a dog needs.

That's a load of crap. You and your punk thug
coward pals MAKE MONEY off of "RESCUING" dogs.
THAT'S HOWE COME DOGS ARE IN "RESCUES".

> Some are fairly "needy" as a result of
> being isolated e.g. in a yard.

SEZ YOU. You're full of crap.

> But rescues that have been fostered are usually
> normal by the time they are offered for adoption.

OtherWIZE you MURDER them.

> Or at least in responsible rescues.

Like your NETWORKING pals, Master Of Deception blankman.

> There are irresponsible rescues, just as there are
> irresponsible breeders. But you should be able to
> find a responsible rescue.

PERHAPS he'll find a LIST on YOUR WEBSITE?

> > At the same time I am not sure I will be able to handle
> > dominant or agressive dog since I have no experience.
>
> > Although it seems silly, I like Doberman Pincher, because of its
> > defense abilities and his look. I definetly don't want to have vicious
> > dog, since I am sure I will not be able to handle it.
>
> A Doberman is not a "vicious" dog, but it is
> probably not the right dog for you.

You mean on accHOWENT of he hasn't had EXXXPERIENCE?

> I think the important part of the puzzle we are missing
> here is personality. Doberman and Labrador are extremely
> different in temperament.

THAT'S INSANE.

> Or they are if they are true to their breed.

You're a LIAR.

> The best source of puzzling through how to match your
> personality to a dog is still "The Right Dog for You"
> by Daniel Tortora.

Oh? Hey? Do you SUPPOSE he MIGHT FIND that book
SOLD on YOUR WEBSITE, Master Of Deception blankman?

BWEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

> HOWEVER it is not the right book for choosing a breed

So, he'll have to BUY a other book from you, to boot?

> because the breed descriptions are out
> of date (breeds change over time).

CITES PLEASE? You're LYIN again.

> A better source for breed descriptions is
> Michele Welton's "Your Purebred Puppy" by
> Michele Welton (Lowell) or "A Perfect Match"
> by Chris Walkowicz.

Ahhh, that's THREE books he can BUY from you!

> You may find my article on choosing a dog to be helpful:
> http://dogplay.com/GettingDog/choosing.html

Well, The Amazing Puppy Wizard will just have to
REVIEW your webpage, Master Of Deception blankman.

> > It is not going to be a puppy. It is either going
> > to be a yong or an adult dog. Is it really difficult
> > to train an adult dog?
>
> It does depend on the dog,

That's QUEER, AIN'T IT? You think trainin is SHEER LUCK?

> but it also depends on the puppy.

BWEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!

You're blowin smoke up HOWER arses again you
miserable anti psychotic drug addicted drunken sot.

> Older dogs are really great choices for those
> new to sharing their lives with dogs.

That so? DESPITE that they was IN RESCUES for BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS???

> They are generally much less work than puppies are.

THAT'S INSANE. Rasing and training a puppy is EZ
if we DON'T DO WHAT YOU DO to dogs, Master Of
Deception blankman.

> My newest dog, Freeway, has been with me just over a year.

BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHHAAAAA!!!

> He was about a year and a half when I got him.
> He is a mixed breed. He is a visiting pet
> (goes to health care facilities to cheer people
> up), learning agility (obstacle course for dogs),
> and herding (just "graduated" from the lowest
> level class).

BWEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAA!!!

YOU'RE A DOG ABUSING FRAUD and SPAMMER.

> Diane Blackman
> There is no moral victory in proclaiming to abhor violence
> while preaching with violent words.
> http://dog-play.com/ http://dogplayshops.com/

Here's your stinkin web page JERRYIZED:

> Great gifts for dog lovers
> Dog-Play Logo, Dog on a teeter

Already you're startin off with SELLIN STUFF.

> Finding the Right Pet Dog

> Fight Breed Specific Legislation

Well then, stop TALKIN abHOWET "BREED SPECIFIC PROBLEMS"
on accHOWENT of THERE AIN'T NO SUCH THING.

> Thinking About Getting a Dog?

> The first question is not "What Kind of Dog" but
> whether to get a dog. Dog ownership can be a wonderful
> experience, or it can be miserable for all involved.

Well then, perhaps we SHOULDN'T FOLLOW YOUR ADVICE???

> Although surely different people have evolved different
> standards for dog ownership it pays to give attention to
> the practices of those committed to dogs. The practices
> reflect ways of dog ownership that are least likely to
> lead to trouble.

Oh? You mean, like your NETWORKING group?

> I have set out here some thoughts that I hope will
> make your decision one that will bring you happiness
> instead of frustration. I don't know that you will
> agree with all that I have said, but I ask that you
> read your way through it. It may offer you some ideas
> that will be useful in your decision making process.

You're full of crap.

> Careful research will improve your chances of success

THAT'S HOWE COME The Amazing Puppy Wizard is JERRYIZING your page.

> A major reason for dogs winding up in shelters
> is owner/dog mismatch.

THAT'S INSANE.

> Nothing wrong with the dog, but it needed more training,
> or it needed more exercise, or it . . . . you've heard
> it all before.

You're blowin smoke up HOWER arses again.

> Before you wonder what kind of dog, the question
> you need to answer is whether you can honestly
> provide what the dog needs. Then you need to
> carefully select the dog so that it makes a good
> match for you and your family. And please don't
> forget that dogs live from ten to fifteen years
> or even longer.

UNLESS they DIE from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE
DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's Syndrome, like
your last DEAD DOG done, Master Of Deception
blankman.

> The Consequences of Error

> Please consider the consequences if you decide you
> cannot keep the dog. Fewer purebreds are killed in
> shelters than mixed breeds, yet still something like
> 25% of the dogs killed in shelters are purebred.

BWEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

Perhaps you should be pushin your ETHICKAL BREEDERS network?
They'll TAKE BACK their puppy FAILURES and MURDER THEM theirself.

> The numbers of dogs killed in shelters every year is
> in the millions. To the surprise of many people that
> number does include puppies, so no dog is exempt from
> the risk.

Pssst? WHO ARE THESE SHELTER OPERATORS???

> Adult dogs are difficult to place in new homes

No they AIN'T. You and your punk thug coward active
acute chronic long term incurable mental cases just
CONvinced two folks to BUY from a RESCUE today...

> especially if they have acquired bad habits as
> the result of not enough training, social contact
> or exercise.

Well then, we certainly ain't gonna find THEM
in your REPUTABLE RESCUES, will we, Master Of
Deception blankman.

PERHAPS THAT'S HOWE COME there's MILLIONS of MURDERED
DEAD DOGS every year in this country, thanks to your
ETHICKAL RESCUE and SHELTER DOG ABUSERS.

> If your inability to provide enough socialization,
> exercise, mental stimulation, or training allows
> problems to develop the dog may not be able to find
> a new home.

You mean, those kinda dogs CAN'T BE TRAINED?

> If a change in your life circumstance makes it difficult > for you to keep

the dog practically its only chance for
> survival will be if you worked hard enough to raise a well
> mannered healthy dog.

OtherWIZE YOUR SHELTER / RESCUE PALS WILL MURDER IT.

> Older dogs especially are almost impossible to
> place in new homes, especially the larger breeds.

SEZ YOU. That doesn't seem to bear up under SCRUTINY.

> Giving up the older dog is quite often its death sentence.

Oh? You mean on accHOWENT of YOUR RESCUE / SHELTER PALS
MURDER OLDER DOGS SO THEY DON'T SUFFER IN SHELTERS.

> That is often true even for the nice normal dog.

Thanks to your ETHICKAL BREEDERS.

> There is not necessarily another home available
> if the dog can no longer stay with you.

Duh?

> Do You Really Want A Dog?

NOT from you and your NETWORKING PALS.

> A dog is a lot of fun, and a lot of work. Successfully
> keeping a dog means attending to its needs for physical
> and mental stimulation as well as feeding, grooming and
> cleaning up.

You mean, abHOWET twenty minutes a day.

> Can You Provide the Socialization a Dog Needs?

Dogs ARE SOCIALIZED by the time they leave the
litter box otherWIZE YOU COULDN'T PICK THEM UP.

ISN'T THAT CORRECT, Master Of Deception blankman.

> It is common enough for a parent to reluctantly agree
> to get a dog "for the children". But the reluctance
> usually is reflected in a decision to keep the dog out
> doors. The parent often recalls that "that's how dogs
> were always kept, and that's how it should be."

NO PROBLEMO.

> Indeed dogs are more commonly kept as indoor pets
> than they once were. But the living conditions are
> very different as well.

THAT'S INSANE.

> The outside dog in times past was rarely alone.

SEZ YOU??? You're a MENTAL CASE. REMEMBER?

> And it is being alone, not outdoors, that causes the
> trouble for the dog is a social animal. The dog requires
> companionship for its mental health as much as it requires > food for its

physical health.

Pehaps a group therapy meeting would be apupriate?

> A great many outdoor dogs are poorly socialized because
> they are not made a regular part of the family. This leads
> to "bad" behavior, like barking, digging, escaping,
> destructiveness, and aggression, and other problem behaviors.

That's a load of CRAP. Dogs DO NOT GET BAD BEHAVIORS
from BEING LEFT UNMOLESTED in a yard, Master Of
Deception blankman. DOGS GET BAD TEMPERAMENTS and
BAD BEHAVIORS from being JERKED CHOKED SHOCKED BRIBED
CRATED and SPRAYED IN THE FACE with AVERSIVES like
HOWE YOU DO TO YOUR OWN DOGS.

> It is possible to keep a dog outdoors and both
> mentally and physically healthy, but it is a lot
> of work.

AS STATED: Five to twenty minutes a day.

> Do You Have the Time for a Dog?

Most of your ETHICKALLY BRED and RESPONSIBLY OWNED
dogs spend 16-20 HOWERS A DAY locked in a box.

> You need to have plenty of time to spend with a dog.

NO. YOU NEED "to have PLENTY of time to spend with"
YOUR dogs on accHOWENT of they NEED to be EXXXORCISED
EXXXCESSIVELY otherWIZE they'll DESTROY YOUR HOWES.

> A puppy takes more time than a dog.

Yeah. They gotta EAT a few times a day.

> It is a lot of work to teach all the things a
> dog needs to know to be a fun, healthy happy dog.

It takes a couple HOWERS if we DON'T DO WHAT YOU
DO TO YOUR OWN DOGS you miserable lying dog abusing
punk thug coward mental case.

> How much time? Let's start with what an adult dog needs:
> The average adult dog needs you to play with it, exercise
> it, teach it good manners, groom it, feed and water it,
> and let it relieve itself.

TWENTY MINUTES.

> Count on at least half an hour every morning, and
> an hour every evening. Some dogs will take more
> time than that. Puppies take even more time.

That's INSANE.

> The younger the dog the more time you have to add.
> For very young puppies you will want to take them
> out to relieve themselves about every two hours.

ONLY if you want to TRAIN the puppy to NEED
to go HOWET EVERY TWO HOWERS, Master Of
Deception blankman. YOUR TRAINING METHOD
IS WHAT TAKES TIME, not the DOG.

> That is one reason why busy people often start
> with an adult dog instead of a puppy.

No. People start with an adult dog on
accHOWENT of THEY BELIEVE LYING DOG
ABUSING MENTAL CASES like you.

> Who Will Have the Responsibility?

Put it on the kids.

> There should be only one individual responsible
> for the dog on a daily basis.

That's absurd. If they don't got kids they should
GET SOME to keep the dog company in the yard.

> Sure that person can ask for help, but they are
> responsible for making sure their "helper" does
> the job. The dog counts on "its people". Taking
> care of all the needs of a dog is not all fun.

Oh? Well then, perhaps it's YOU who SHOULDN'T OWN
DOGS, Master Of Deception blankman?

> Sometimes it's boring.

Well then, get a Ninetendo instead.

> It can get old.

Ooops! So DON'T get a Ninetendo.

> Does the responsible person have trouble getting
> all their chores done without being reminded? If
> so, it might not yet be time to get a dog. Having
> a dog is a responsibility.

Perhaps it's TOO BORING for someWON as EXXXCITING as yourself?

> The ultimate responsibility for the dog must rest
> with the adult. If the adult members of the family
> are not willing to take the responsibility then it
> is not appropriate to get the dog.

You mean, on accHOWENT of KIDS CAN'T TAKE CARE OF A DOG?

> Remember, getting rid of a dog because a child
> failed to care for it may disappoint the child,
> but it will very likely be the death of the dog.

ONLY if IT ends up with YOUR SHELTER / RESCUE pals.

> Do You Have the Patience?

Trainin dogs doesn't take PATIENCE it takes KNOW HOWE.

> Puppies are babies.

Dolls are babies. Puppies is DOGS.

> They will do things that make you mad,

NOT if you TAKE YOUR ANTI PSYCHOTIC MEDICATIONS.

> just because they are learning.

THAT'S INSANE.

> And as they grow up they act just like teenagers.

NO. THAT'S BULLSHIT.

> They try to get away with doing what they want,

NO. THAT'S YOUR EXXXPERIENCE ABUSING DOGS.

> instead of what you want.

BWEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!

THAT'S HOWE COME YOU CHOKE and SHOCK THEM.

> And adult dogs often were not properly taught,
> they need help learning. Even adult dogs have
> rather poor impulse control.

Sez you. You're full of crap.

> While their intelligence can be as high as that
> of a six or seven year old human, the impulse
> control is more like that of a three year old.

CITES PLEASE?

> Being firm is OK.

You mean HURTIN the dog.

> Getting angry is useless,

You WOULDN'T GET ANGRY if you TOOK YOUR
ANTI PSYCHOTIC MEDICATIONS as prescribed.

> and can make things worse.

That's a load of crap.

> Teaching in a way that makes your dog healthy and happy,
> instead of afraid or angry, takes patience and understanding.

DO TELL?:

From: T...@dog-play.com
Date: 6 Nov 2005 07:32:40 GMT

Subject: Re: I use an shock collar - I'm a dog abuser


On Sat, 05 Nov 2005 21:41:27 -0600 Jeff Dege
<j...@jdege.visi.com> whittled these words:

> It's a corrections, plain and simple. But it's
> controllable to a degree that other aversives are
> not. The levels used in training seem to be milder
> than collar corrections.

If you believe an ecollar can only be used to correct
unwanted behavior (or failure to perform) I suggest
you explore further. There is more to it than that.

--
Diane Blackman

The Amazing Puppy Wizard would like you to EXXXPLAIN HOWE?

> Getting rid of a dog for misbehavior can have
> some serious and adverse effects on the children
> in the family.

IN FACT, we've got the STASTICAL DATA RIGHT HERE
amongst YOU and your mentally ill pals who HURT
INTIMDIATE and MURDER dogs on accHOWENT of the
ABUSE THEY LEARNED from their parents.

> The child will, in most cases, love the dog despite
> its behavior. And they cannot help but wonder if you
> will plan on getting rid of them as well should their
> behavior not measure up.

HOWE MANY TIMES HAVE YOU RECOMMENDED GETTIN RID OF A DOG RIGHT HERE?

> Also consider the lessons learned. When a task is
> difficult do you give up? or work it through? Before
> getting a dog think about how you will handle it if
> the dog turns out to need more work than you thought.

HOWE MANY TIMES HAVE YOU RECOMMENDED GETTIN RID OF A DOG RIGHT HERE?

> Can You and Other in the Family Provide the Needed Consistency?

You mean HURT the dog EVERY TIME IT DOES SUMPTHIN BAD?

> Dogs don't speak human. They learn by what we do,
> not by what we say. So if you sometimes mean "sit"
> when you say "sit", and other times mean "go away"
> when you say "sit" don't be surprised if the dog
> never learns what "sit" means to you! They like
> knowing whether when you use a word whether you
> mean "you must" or whether you are saying "you may".

Oh, well THAT'S what your PRONGED SPIKED PINCH CHOKE
COLLAR with CUSTOM MADE KNITTED COVER UP IS FOR.

> Does the word "sit" mean "You must sit" or does it
> mean "sit if you want to, otherwise don't bother"?
> The dog wants you to mean it the same way every time.

You mean, kinda JUST LIKE KIDS?

> Dogs love routine.

No, dogs ARE creatures of HABIT. HOWEver, it's
YOUR ROUTINES that DRIVES DOGS INSANE and MAKES
THEM DEATHLY ILL from STRESS.

> They love getting up at the same time every day,

NO. Dog become HABITUATED to YOUR ROUTINES which
MAKES THEM HYPERACTIVE when their SCHEDULE is broken.

> and you coming home at the same time. If you come
> home late the dog may become anxious and therefore
> destructive.

THAT'S INSANE. Dogs "BECOME DESTRUCTIVE" when
their ABUSER AIN'T IN CON-TROLL. Separation
anXXXIHOWESNESS GOT NUTHING to do with SEPARATION
or ABSENCES, it's got to do with NO CON-TROLLER
BEING IN CON-TROLL.

> Not all dogs do this, and many out grow it as
> they gain confidence, but it is a normal event.

NO, IT AIN'T NORMAL you miserable lying dog
abusing mental case. ALL temperament and
behavior problems are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

> It is best to learn how to avoid such incidences
> before you ever get the dog, and expect it to happen
> anyway,, at lest once.

BWEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

> If this isn't something you can live with,
> then don't get a dog.

You're FULL OF CRAP.

> Are You Comfortable Asking for Help?

BWEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!

> Since you had the good sense to investigate obviously
> you know something about this already. But there are
> times when you need to ask even though you might be
> shy, or feel silly or stupid. Don't worry. The stupid
> questions are the ones that you never ask. If you ask,
> and if you listen, that is the right thing to do.

You're just FULL of INFORMATION.

> Is Your Family Cooperative?

> You need help. Everyone who shares the house must feel
> ok about having a dog in the house. Dogs naturally live
> their lives in groups and most are very unhappy if they
> are left alone in a yard. They don't want a big yard to
> run in half as much as they want the warm smell of you
> when you are away, and your face to kiss when you are home.

Then HOWE COME DOGS RUN AWAY LIKE KIDS DO?

> If you can't keep the dog in the house it is a bad
> idea to get the dog. Keeping a dog outdoors most of
> the time fails more often than it succeeds.

THAT'S INSANE.

> Everyone who shares the house must be willing to learn
> how to help teach the dog good manners, and not confuse
> the dog by using the same words to mean different things.

NO PROBLEMO. JUST GET A NICE SHOCK COLLAR.

> And you will need help if you are sick, or
> if you need to be away for a short time.

Well then, LUCKY THING we got YOU and your NETWORK
of SHELTER / RESCUE / FOSTER / DAY CARE providers.

> What are Your Long Term Plans?

The Amazing Puppy Wizard plans to finish JERRYIZING
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From: AnimalBehaviorForensicSciencesResearchLaborat...@HushMail.Com
Date: 10 Nov 2005 07:36:43 -0800
Subject: Re: Is there a best pet dog competition and breeders?

HOWEDY Scott,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard was thinkin abHOWET THAT again
today. That could PROVE EVERY THING The Amazing Puppy
Wizard TEACHES. IOW, Let's take your average SAR FLUNK
HOWEND like lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn's SELECTIVELY
BRED HAND PICKED and TESTED SAR DOG JIVE *(RETIRED
DESPITE HAVING NEVER WORKED) and COMPETE IT with a
mixed breed pup of a non working / sporting variety and COMPETE
in the ring and herding trials.

We could take Chihuahuas and make them GUARD DOGS just
like HOWE we read abHOWET that pack of 5 Chi's who attacked
a police officer or field trial MiKi's against tommy soronsen aka
gentleman jack morrison's aka DOGMAN's or lying frosty dahl's
ear pinched shock collar stick trained SELECTIVELY BRED HAND
PICKED and TESTED for GENERATION after GENERATION of
field bred CHUMPion huntin or sheep hurdin stock like melanie
chang's Solo *(Retired) or Fly *(his REPLACEMENT who "DOMINANCE
PISSES") and Master Of Deception blankman's Tsukie *(Retired) and
Freeway *(His REPLACEMENT) against ANY puppy mill / pet shop sold
given up to shelter / rescue / P-HOWEND puppy and TRAIN IT to FIND
LOST KIDS locked in the trunk of cars in New Jersey BEFORE THEY
SUFFOCATE TO DEATH or KIDNAPPED KIDS like Jessica Lundren
PRYOR to GETTIN MURDERED after SEARCHIN for three days within
EZ SCENT of the LIVE KID and STILL couldn't find IT weeks later and
Elizabeth Smart and FIND THEM instead of "TRACKING" them till the
cookies run HOWET and then goin to a road and sayin "THEY WENT
THAT-A-WAY<--- ?---> and goin back in the box to return to the kennel
for breakfast and another day of regular shock and pronged spiked
pinch choke collar trainin for readiness.

That'll pretty much take the click HOWETA their clickers and the
BUZZ HOWETA their shock collars. As a REWARD The Amazing
Puppy Wizard will stop BEATIN these dog abusing mental cases
with their own words like sticks and pinchin and twistin their ears
by QUOTING CASE HISTORY DATA *(despite that lying frosty
dahl DENIES she TWISTS ears) like caesar milan *(THE DOG
WHISPERER) prefers when he ain't jerking and chokin his cash
customer's dogs <{) ; ~ ) >

Perhaps we'll organize the first trial club?

And ya know what? We could USE those RESULTS
for criminal trials against abusive trainers like the above
mentioned dog abusing punk thug cowards and active
acute chronic long term incurable mental cases and
their ilk.

Lucky thing dog fightin is ILLEGAL, otherWIZE these imbeciles
would challenge The Amazing Puppy Wizard to train toy poodles
to fight their big hearted Pit Bull fighting dogs and claim EVERY
THING ELSE IS A LIE, too <{) ; ~ ) >

Scott T. Jensen wrote:
> I just finished watching the Nova program "Dogs and
> More Dogs: The true story of man's best friend" and
> at the end, one of the experts they interviewed

Might that EXXXPERT be Ray Coppinger?:

"Ray Coppinger who wrote "Dogs" said "I'd also suspect
that if I locked up the pup in the house alone each day
while I went to work, I'd get a small brained pup with
out enough connections to be a good social companion"

Seems MOST dogs spend their days in their HOWES alone.
Some are locked in boxes to PREVENT behavior problems.
Others are TRAINED to RELAXXX and PROTECT their HOWES.

"Some genetic mutation was required. Coppinger
and Coppinger stated in their book Dogs "A basic
change, a genetic change has occurred." If not,
then today's wild wolf puppies tamed from birth
would be capable of domestication."

The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ "THAT'S BUNK."
The REASON Coppinger SEZ you "can't train a
wild wolf" is because the training methods
he's FAMILIAR with are UNFITTING for ANY
critter, particularly the wolf. Coppinger
doesn't know BEHAVIOR, he knows GENETICS,
otheWIZE he wouldn't BLAME THE BREED:

"Postitive emotions arising in connection
with the perfection of a skill, irrespective
of its pragmatic significance at a given
moment, serve as the reinforcement. IOW,
emotions, not outside rewards, are what
reinforces any behavior," Ivan Pavlov.

"...all the highest nervous activity, as it manifests
itself in the conditional reflex, consists of a continual
change of these three fundamental processes -- excitation,
inhibition and disinhibition." Ivan P. Pavlov

Pavlov Told Us So 100 Years Ago. Sam Corson,
Pavlov's Last Student Demonstrated At UofOH
Oxford, That Rehabilitation Of Hyperactive
Dogs Can Easily And Readily Be Done Using TLC.
Tender Loving Care Is At The Root Of The
Scientific Management Of Doggys. <{) ; ~ ) >

"You might want to consider Pavlov's typology to
understand "hard and soft dogs" - essentially he
taught that there are outward and inward responding
organisms in weak and strong nervous systems and if
you grasp this firmly you'll shape your training
methods effectively," Dr. Von Hilsheimer.

So, until someone brings me a wild wolf to
train on the WWW from setting right here
stark ravin nekkid, we'll let Pavlov, Corson
and Dr. Von debate the "issues" of wild critters


on accHOWENT of The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ:

A DOG Is A Dog;
As A KAT Is A KAT;
As A BIRDY Is A BIRDY;
As A CHILD IS A CHILD;

As A SP-HOWES Is a SP-HOWES.

ALL Critters Only Respond In
PREDICTABLE INNATE NORMAL NATURAL
INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE Ways;
To Situations And Circumstances Of Their Environment
Which We Create For Them.

You GET The Critter You TRAINED

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS


FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
SAME SAME

For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

> said that breeders should be focusing
> not on looks but personality.

Webster's:

Main Entry: per·son·al·i·ty
Pronunciation: "p&r-s&n-'a-l&-tE, "p&r-'sna-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural -ties
Etymology: Middle English personalite, from Late
Latin personalitat-, personalitas, from personalis

1 a : the quality or state of being a person
b : personal existence

2 a : the condition or fact of relating to a particular person;
specifically: the condition of referring directly to or
being aimed disparagingly or hostilely at an individual

b : an offensively personal remark <angrily resorted to
personalities

3 : the complex of characteristics that distinguishes an
individual or a nation or group; especially : the
totality of an individual's behavioral and emotional
characteristics

4 a : distinction or excellence of personal and social traits;

IOW, they're talkin abHOWET TRAINING.

> To breed the perfect pet.

The "PERFECT PET" is TRAINED, not bred.

> This to me makes perfect sense.

Not when you consider the SHELTER and RESCUE dog lover's
recommendations to get PERFECT PETS from RESCUES and
SHELTERS. OtherWIZE they SUGGEST gettin them from ETHICKAL
BREEDERS. The EXXXPERTS are all over the place on these
issues, Scott. They CONTRADICT themselves right and left.

> Are any breeders doing this?

Ooops!

> Is there an association of breeders that
> is pushing this agenda?

You'd have to consult the individual breed clubs.
They set the standards which the AKC approves. If
you look at the POSTED CASE HISTORIES of the ETHICKAL
BREEDERS whe got here like susan fraser and robin
nuttall and dra. linda hungerford and kwbrown and
~emily you'll SEE HOWE COME they HURT INTIMDIATE
and MURDER innocent defenseless dumb critters and
BLAME THE BREED when their dogs FAIL.

> Are there best pet dog competitions?

Perhaps you're lookin for sumpthin DIFFERENT
than the standared breed / conformation / field
trail / agility competetions.

The closest thing to what you're lookin for
is "RALLY SPORT" which is a light loaffered
approach to OBEDIENCE TRIALS whereby dogs
are not required to perform STRICT OBEDIENCE
so long as they willingly approximate the
requirements dumbed DHOWEN tests.

> Also, what is being done to breed out
> the genetic problems in dogs?

Most so called GENETIC PROBLEMS are only a
PROPENSITY for particular BREEDS to succumb
in a typical manner to typical STRESSORS.

The PROOF of THAT is, that ALL temperament


and behavior problems are CAUSED BY MISHANDLING

and can therefore be CURED NEARLY INSTANTLY.

> Are dog competitions finally starting to do DNA
> testing of contestants and prohibiting those with
> genetic disorders from competing?

No. And they probably never will. Their only
concern is the numerology behind the paperwork.

> Are or when might breeder associations prohibit
> the breeding of dogs with genetic disorders or
> at least removing the title of "pure" from their
> title?

When ETHICKAL BREEDERS learn HOWE to SPELL ETHICKS.

"All Professions Are A Conspiracy Against The Layman" - G.B.Shaw.

> Lastly, are there any breeder associations and dog
> competitions that are trying to do both? Breed not
> only pure breeds but pure breeds that are perfect pets?

If you'll read the BREED STANDARDS you'll SEE it's
the ETHICKAL BREEDERS who ACCEPT the SO CALLED BREED
TRAITS which prelcude THEIR BREED as PERFECT PETS.

THAT'S HOWE COME THEY SELL TO PREFERRED BUYERS,
those PREFERABLY EXXXPERIENCED with THEIR BREED'S
TRAITS and TEMPERAMENT CHARACTERISTICS and WILLING
TO TOLERATE THEIR BAD BEHAVIORS. Like Pit Bulls FOR
EXXXAMPLE are KNOWN, ACCEPTED, and EXXXPECTED to be
DOG AGGRESSIVE as Huskys and Beagles are KNOWN, ACCEPTED
and EXXXPECTED to be DIFFICULT to kennel HOWEsbreak and
CONFINE and Grey HOWENDS CANNOT be TRUSTED off leash etc.
ad NAUSEAUM.

> Not focusing just on looks and body structure
> but also personality of the dog as a good pet.

If you read the BREED STANDARDS you'll SEE the
ETHICKAL BREEDERS BLAMING THEIR OWN BREED for
TEMPERAMENT and BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS which can
readily be OBVIATED by apupriate training and
handling.

> Scott Jensen

You've thus far gotten replies from the least
competent most highly ignorant dog abusing
mental cases with AGENDAS to BLAME THE DOG
for their CONSISTENT INABILITY to pupperly
handle and train them.

r.p.d.b. SYNDROME:
http://www.apa.org/journals/fe ­atures/psp7761121.pdf

"UNSKILLED AND UNAWARE OF IT: HOW DIFFICULTIES IN
RECOGNIZING ONE'S OWN INCOMPETENCE LEAD TO INFLATED
SELF-ASSESSMENTS

Across 4 studies, the authors found that participants
scoring in the bottom quartile... grossly overestimated
their best performance and ability. Although their test
scores put them in the 12th percentile, they estimated
themselves to be in the 62nd."

- Never attribute to malice that which can be
adequately explained by stupidity.

- Sufficiently advanced incompetence is
indistinguishable from malice.

- Insufficiently advanced malice is indistinguishable
from incompetence.

matty wrote:
> I would say that a legitimate organisation is well-
> balanced in its representation of training methods
> and, even if it doesn't promote some methods, neither
> should it vilify them.

You mean, like THIS, matt:

captain arthur haggerty, A.P.D.T. SEZ:
"A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A Resounding Sound Distraction:


"When You Chuck The Dog The Sound Will Travel Up The
Mandible To The Ears And Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

"Whatever Motivates The Dog, But I Daresay Most Of
The Dogs I Have In Classes Just Aren't That Interested

In Praise," BINACA bethFIST, professional trainer.

"The Best Way To Teach Him To Stay Away Is To
Step On Him Once. Seriously," BINACA bethFIST,
professional trainer..

"Hold Back The Dobie Girl So That Izzy Can
Put Simon In His Place," BINACA bethFIST,
professional trainer.

terri willis, Psychoclown wrote:
"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks" things is
something you twisted out of context,
because you are full of bizarro manure."

"Get A 30"- 40" Stick.You can have a


helper wield the stick, or do it yourself.
Tougher, less tractable dogs may require
you to progress to striking them more

sharply," lying frosty dahl, ethical breeder,
expert trainer, discoverer of cannibalism
in Labradors.

You think a EXXXPERT trainer got to BEAT
a HUNTIN dog to MAKE IT HUNT?

"Pudge Was So Soft That She Could And
Would Avoid A Simple Swat On The Rump
With A Riding Crop," lying frosty dahl,
discoverer of CANNIBALISM in Labradors.

Perhaps the mom dog didn't want her babies
HURT all their lives like HOWE HOWER dog
lovers PREFER to HURT THEIR DOGS?

"John ran out, grabbed Blackie by the collar, and
gave the dog two or three medium whacks on the
rump with a training stick while holding him partially
off the ground. John then told Blackie to sit, ran back
to the line and cast him back to the dummies."

The Puppy Wizard sez a mom dog eatin her babies
to SAVE THEM from a fate like that, is COMMENDABLE.

"Try pinching the ear between the metal
casing and the collar, even the buckle on
the collar. Persist! Eventually, the dog will

give in but will squeal, thrash around, and


direct their efforts to escaping the ear pinch"

"This is continued resistance to your
increasing authority, and the job is
not done until it is overcome

You can press the dog's ear with a

shotshell instead of your thumb even


get a studded collar and pinch the ear

against that Make the dog's need to stop


the pinching so urgent that resisting your
will fades in importance.

CHUCK IT Under ITS Chin With That Ever


Ready Right Hand, As it catches on, try
using the stick and no ear pinch.

When the dog is digging out to beat the
stick and seems totally reliable without
any ear pinch, you are finished

If the dog drops it, chuck it solidly
under the chin, say "No! Hold!"

(stay on the ear until it does) (perhaps
because the ear is getting tender, or the
dog has decided it isn't worth it)" lying
frosty dahl.

"Loop the lead (it's basically a GIANT nylon or leather
choke collar) over his snarly little head, and give him a

stern correction" --Janet Boss.

Mustang Sally:


"After Numerous Training Classes, Behavioral
Consultations, And Hundreds Of Dollars In Vet
Bills, I Killed My Dalmatian Several Years Ago
Due To Extreme Dog-Aggressiveness."

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me. I volunteered


as assistant to the euthanasia tech at our local shelter
for a while, and I know a bit about overpopulation and
unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.

Sally Hennessey


Mustang Sally"
I've read the thing (I refuse to call it a manual),
and I can tell you, based on experience with high
prey breeds, that "good boy" and "good girl" are
not particularly useful when redirecting high prey
drive.

Mustang Sally:


"After Numerous Training Classes, Behavioral
Consultations, And Hundreds Of Dollars In Vet
Bills, I Killed My Dalmatian Several Years Ago
Due To Extreme Dog-Aggressiveness."

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me. I volunteered


as assistant to the euthanasia tech at our local shelter
for a while, and I know a bit about overpopulation and
unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.

Sally Hennessey

From: sighthounds & siberians <x...@ncweb.com>
Date: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 09:48:00 -0400
Subject: Re: Fencing

It's astounding. We used livestock electric fence
at the bottom of our fence some years back because
of a certain digging husky with wanderlust. This
was fairly new electric fencing, the shock was mild,
said husky touched it any number of times, and I can
guarandamntee you it didn't do anything horrible to
her body or her mind.

If I live to be 100, I will never understand the
mentality of people who have no knowledge of a
subject but still feel free, apparently compelled
even, to opine on that subject.

When it's people in another country,
it's nothing short of mind-boggling.

Mustang Sally

"J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040324071828...@mb-m18.aol.com...

> He was next to me and I could see his neck
> muscles pulsing. He didn't even blink an eye.
> Janet Boss
>
"sionnach" <rhyfe...@msn.com> wrote in message
news:c3qi15$2biuoh$1...@ID-45033.news.uni-berlin.de...

> "J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20040323173916...@mb-m17.aol.com...
> > > I can't imagine needing anything higher
> > > than a 5 with it, even with an insensitive
> > > dog like a Lab.

An INSENSITIVE DOG???

"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution


Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.
Lynn K.

"Unfortunately, some confrontation is necessary,
just to be able to handle the dogs. For example,
we need to crate train a dog immediately because
they are usually in need of medical care and they
are in foster homes with other dogs. It's a safety
necessity," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn

"Training is not confrontation," lynn k.

<except when it is>

"So what? Whoever said that it's right to
always not confront? We sure can try, but
a dog who knows a command and growls when
given it is certainly being confrontational".
You can't simply walk away and pretend it
didn't happen or leave it for later work in
every situation." Lynn K.


From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosma...@home.com)
"Remember this - The decision to "do right" that most
helps a dog's character is the decision that he makes
himself. You cannot teach a dog to not want something,
any more than you can teach a human not to want something."

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
------------------------------­---

From: sionnach (rhyfe...@email.msn.com)
Subject: Re: Correct use of prong collar
Date: 2001-05-05 13:03:14 PST

> And Sally responded:
> > Who said that? I would never do or recommend
> > that, and neither would most of the regulars
> > on here. Sally Hennessey
>
> I've posted my entire quote, since Patch failed
> to do so. Take it out of context and you'd think
> I was flinging puppies across the room!
> here's what I said (keep in mind that we're
> talking about a 12 week old ~25# FCR puppy):
> A small scruff shake is appropriate if he's
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^­­­­^^^^^^^^^^
> very persistant.
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Um, may I suggest a re-wording that might make
it clearer- given that "scruff shake" is too easily
misinterpreted as "pick the puppy up by the scruff
of the neck and shake the puppy in the air"?

I think I'd phrase it something like "if the puppy is very
persistant, it can be appropriate to take hold of the
loose skin at the back of the neck and give a slight
shake to the *skin*".

Janet's not talking about actually shaking
the puppy, which I think we ALL agree is
abusive."

sinofabitch writes:
> >> What I have said- repeatedly - is that he took
> >> posts from two different people,

> >> took pieces of them out of context,

> >> cobbled them together,


> >> then added his own words:

"Neatly," and "Smartly."

> >>and a fake signature.

"sinofabitch" instead of sionnach.

> >> Which is exactly what he did.

> >> The actual quote is misleading

> >> when taken out of context, and Jerry's
> >> faked "quote" is downright meaningless.


>
> >Here's Jerry's version
>
> > "I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
> > Right Arm Over The Lab's Shoulder,
> > Grabbed Her Opposite Foot With My
> > Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
> > Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
> > Her Throat And Said "GRRRR!" And
> > Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch.
>
> > Here's yours;
>
> > "I dropped the leash, threw my
> > right arm over the Lab's shoulder,
> > grabbed her opposite foot with my
> > left hand, rolled her on her side,
> > leaned on her, said "GRRRR!" and
> > nipped her ear.
> > --Sara Sionnach

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

> > They claim to do "behaviour consulting:" what
> > credentials should a person have to offer such
> > services?
>
> What *should* they have or what *do* they have? For
> example, I could offer behaviour consulting, but I
> wouldn't,

That's false, Matty. YOU SELL DOG TRAINING LESSONS to
go along with your unlicensed uninsured DAY BOARDING /
OVERNIGHT facility run out of your cellar.

> even though I have as many credentials as the next guy who does.

CITES PLEASE? You're a flat out LIAR. You CHOKE
SHOCK BRIBE INTIMIDATE and LOCK DOGS IN BOXES to
"TRAIN" them, Matt:

"The IMBECILITY of some of the claims for operant
technique simply take the breath away. Lovas et al
(1966) report a standard contingent reward/punishment
procedure developing imitative speech in two severly
disturbed non verbal schizophrenic boys. After twenty-
six days the boys are reported to have been learning
new words with alacrity. HOWEver, when REWARDS were
moved to a delayed contingency the behavoir and learning
immediately deteriorated."

"Despite Skinner's clear denunciation of "negative
reinforcement" (1958) NEARLY EVERY LEARNING THEORY
model involves the USE OF PUNISHMENT. Of curse,
Skinner has never to my knowledge, demonstrated
how we escape the phenomenon that an expected
reward not received is experienced as a punishment
and can produce extensive and persistent aggression
(Azrin et al, 1966)."

THAT'S WHY YOUR DEATHLY ILL DOG Rocky is DYING
from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE, Matt.

> To me, a true behaviourist is like a psychiatrist,
> with the medical background necessary to properly
> deal with the drugs sometimes required in behaviour
> modification.

THAT'S INSANE, Matt:

"Psychiatry has yet to validate a single psychiatric
condition/diagnosis as an abornality/disease, or as
anything 'neurological', 'biological', 'chemically
imbalanced' or 'genetic'." Dr. Fred A. Baughman, Neurologist.

> Barring a DVM, a behaviour consultant should have
> a whole lot of training experience in a wide range
> of training methodologies.

THAT'S INSANE, Matt. Your own dog is DYING of STRESS


INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE aka The Puppy Wizard's

SYNDROME because you're a DOG ABUSER:

"It is NO WONDER that the marked changes in
deviant behavior of children can be achieved
through brief, simple educative routines with
their mothers which modify the mother's social
behaviors shaping the child (Whaler, 1966). Some
clinics have reported ELIMINATION ofthe need for
child THERAPY through changing the clinical emphasis
from clinical to parental HANDLING of the child
(Szrynski 1965).

A large number of cases improved sufficiently after
preliminary contact with parents that NO treatment
of children was required, and almost ALL cases
SHOWE a remarkably shortened period for therapy.
Quite severe cases of anorexia nervosa have been
treated in own to five months by simply REPLACING
the parents temporarily with EFFUSIVELY LOVING
SUBSTITUTES (Groen, 1966)."

> I didn't see a lot of specifics on the website you posted.

They're blowing smoke up our arses, JUST LIKE YOU'RE DOIN.
You're a troll who spams dog news groups for customers for
your "day care and training business" you just recently
started because you can't hold a real job because you're a
compulsive liar and dog abusing coward.

Can you tell the TRUTH from a LIE?:

> > "Rocky" <m...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
> > news:Xns918E71AD0F4D1au...@130.133.1.4...
> wolfgirl <nos...@newsranger.com> in rec.pets.dogs.behavior
> (news:cSXZ7.6039$cD4....@www.newsranger.com) wrote:
>
> >> You're scary, Marilyn.
>
> > I am not Marilyn, but i do believe that she has
> > open minded views on dog training and that I am
> > just agreeing with her prespectives on how to
> > train a dog without abuse.
>
> You're posting anonymously from Newsranger? You're
> Marilyn. BUT, giving you the benefit of the doubt,


> please provide a quote (an original quote, not from
> one of Jerry Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or using an abusive
> form of training.
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> > > Jerome Bigge writes:
> > > I do know that hitting, hurting
> > > your dog will often make the
> > > dog either aggressive or a fear
> > > biter, neither of which we want to do.

And then we got, matty! Follow his discussion!
This is what's called, a liar and dog abuser:

> > And neither does anyone else,
> > Jerome. No matter
> > what Jerry Howe states.

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This I've Suggested It To Quite


A Few Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY
TIME The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer,
33 Years Experience.

"Saved the dog's life, the family cried through tears
of joy, knowing they weren't going to have to return
their little dog to the shelter they were obligated to
return him to if they couldn't keep him," sez marilyn.

You DO remember KILLFILING MARILYN for her coment
above regarding her success with The Puppy Wizard's
Surrogate Toy Separation AnXXXIHOWESNESS / Bed Time
Calming / Fear Of Thunder / Car Sickness / Submissive
Urination / Obsessive Compulsive Masturbation / Chronic
Urinary Tract / Bladder / Irritable BHOWEL / Obsessive
Compulsive Marking / Spraying / Defecating Syndrome
Technique <{); ~ ) >

Perhaps you likeWIZE recall a pediatrician, Dr. Z,
who commented that his bed time calming technique
was quite similar?

> > You're scary Marilyn.

> > Marilyn must be quite a disturbed
> > individual. I feel very sorry for her
> > and her family.

"His Amazing Progress Almost Makes Me Cry.
Your Method Takes Positive Training To The
Next Level And Should Really Be Used By All

Trainers Who Call Themselves Trainers. Thank
You For Helping Me Save His Life," Kay Pierce,
Professional Trainer, 30 Years Experience.

> > BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> > doubt, please provide a quote (an
> > original quote, not from one of Jerry
> > Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> > shows a regular poster promoting or
> > using an abusive form of training.
> >
> > --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

> > The training facility I currently use requires
> > about a 1hr commute either way. It would be
> > nice to find someone closer. OTOH many of Macula's
> > issues can, at least in part, be traced to well-
> > meaning and well-recommended trainers who didn't
> > know what they were doing.

Naaaaaaah???

> Are you still seeing Lane's group?

WON OF YOUR HIGHLY RECOMMENDED PROFESIONAL
PET NETWORKING PALS, Matty?

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

Hello Diana,

Diana wrote:
> "John" <johnsumaNOS...@loxinfo.co.th> wrote in message
> news:dgacta$g9l$1...@news.loxinfo.co.th...

<SNIP>

> A puddle?
> I'd be careful about using electric clippers around that! lol

Yeah. Looks like John's SPELLIN is as poor as my own.

> If you are talking about a poodle, that's a different matter

Wouldn't be a far stretch of the imagination to figger
John's referring to a POODLE, puddle bein a common PUN.

> (though the name did derive from the German word 'pudel'
> (or something along those lines, wihout stopping to double
> check), meaning to splash in water, their origins being
> very much of a working water dog.

That's very enlightening, Diana.

> Personally, I would be wary of trying to do something
> to my dog's coat from advice gleemed from a site,

There's library books that'll show the cuts
and the reasons for them and the instructions
for the pupper blades, but it looks like John
is writing from Thailand or sumpthin and may
not have pubic libraries. Perhaps he'll find
comprable INFORMATION on the WWW detailing the
haircuts available for Puddles.

> any fool can put just about anything out there on the www

You mean, like you've been doing for several
years in dealing with your own mental illness,
Diana.

>(see below - you fell for that one? -

Yeah: "PS: Thanks to the dogs wizard book writer (Howe)
worked fine for me, good tips good result."

> but tbh

"tbh", Diana? You mean 'To Be HONEST', Diana?
That's NEVER been your strong suit as you was
TAUGHT to LIE in order to avoid justly deserved
PUNISHMET from your drunken abusive neglectful
yet doting parents, Diana.

> so did I at first,

Till you discovered you couldn't continue to
be a selfish abusive dog owner because ANY
PUNISHMENT derranges behaviors and caused
your own DEAD DOG Stone to BE MURDERED for
his STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASES
and temperament and behavior problems.

Make you FEEL GUILTY learning you're the CAUSE
of your own dog's prolonged, painful DEATH and
the destruction you've suffered for years, by
being the kind of dog owner your vicious parents
taught you to be, Diana.

But enough of that, let's talk dog behaviors, shall we?

> a good few yrs ago

You mean pryor to learning you are an abuser, Diana.

> now but got put right back on track quickly enuff!),

Your REPLACEMENT dog Cindy's got the same temperament
and behaivor and heelth problems your DEAD DOG Stone
sufferd as a result of your ABUSE, Diana.

> Anyway, if you have to be seen out in public with
> your dog, you want him to look reasonably presentable.

Unlike wanting to be PRESENTABLE just because
that's NORMAL, Diana? Seems EVERY THING you do
is for SHOW, Diana. You don't CARE about NUTHIN
EXXXCEPT HOWE IT LOOKS to others, Diana. That's
your mistaken concept of SELF RESPECT, Diana.

Just look under your dog's forelegs and you'll
SEE the SCARS from your restrictive slip choke
harness you use because YOU CAN'T TRAIN YOUR
OWN DOG TO HEEL without HURTING HER, Diana.

> Grooming is a learned trade,

Yeah. You can LEARN IT FROM A BOOK, Diana.
You got any good suggestions for grooming
books?

> and I'm sure you will be able to pick it up quickly,

Pretty much it's a matter of learning to brush
the dog out pryor to bathing, rinsing till rinsed
and then RINSE AGAIN and dry and trim hair, it
AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE, Diana, despite what you
sez on the WWW.

> but as in most practical trades, practical
> tutition is the best way to learn it.

Like how you've LEARNED to HURT YOUR OWN DOG, Diana?

> > PS: Thanks to the dogs wizard book writer (Howe)
> > worked fine for me, good tips good result.
> > But why is it a free one ?
> > Where is the cach ? :)
>
> It's garbage -

That's not what John SEZ, Diana:
"Thanks to the dogs wizard book writer (Howe)
worked fine for me, good tips good result."

> that's why its free...

No, it's FREE because I want to save DECENT PEOPLE
from turning into the mentally derranged lying dog
abusing punk thug coward Sadist you've been TAUGHT
to be, in order to DEFEND your ABUSIVE PARENTS, Diana.

> you get what you pay for generally in life,

"Thanks to the dogs wizard book writer (Howe)
worked fine for me, good tips good result."

> and free usually equates to cr*p.

You've been PAYING for "training" lessons
for years with both your fearful hyperactive
out of CON-TROLL dogs, Diana, and you STILL
GOT the SAME PROBLEMS you started with when
you first began abusing your dogs.

> Have a look at the kind of posts he fills
> this and other groups with,

Oh, you mean that I've QUOTED your own POSTED
CASE HISTORY of lies pain fear force intimidation
and abuse.

> then put 2 and 2 together.

I THINK he JUST DID, Diana:

"Thanks to the dogs wizard book writer (Howe)
worked fine for me, good tips good result."

Mustang Sally"
I've read the thing (I refuse to call it a manual),
and I can tell you, based on experience with high
prey breeds, that "good boy" and "good girl" are
not particularly useful when redirecting high prey
drive.

Mustang Sally:


"After Numerous Training Classes, Behavioral
Consultations, And Hundreds Of Dollars In Vet
Bills, I Killed My Dalmatian Several Years Ago
Due To Extreme Dog-Aggressiveness."

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me. I volunteered


as assistant to the euthanasia tech at our local shelter
for a while, and I know a bit about overpopulation and
unwanted animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with responsible
breeders, because responsible breeders don't contribute
to that problem," Mustang Sally.

> Would an achieved and viable trainer / animal
> behaviour specialist behave in such a way?

Let's talk about you jerking and choking and
spraying aversives in your dog's faces and
making them fearful hyperactive and DEATHLY
ILL from STRESS INDUCED AUTO-IMMUNE DIS-EASE
aka The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME, and MURDERING
YOUR OWN DEAD DOG, Diana?

> Much of the manual is plagiarized material

CITES PLEASE?

Sally Hennessey

From: sighthounds & siberians <x...@ncweb.com>
Date: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 09:48:00 -0400
Subject: Re: Fencing

It's astounding. We used livestock electric fence
at the bottom of our fence some years back because
of a certain digging husky with wanderlust. This
was fairly new electric fencing, the shock was mild,
said husky touched it any number of times, and I can
guarandamntee you it didn't do anything horrible to
her body or her mind.

If I live to be 100, I will never understand the
mentality of people who have no knowledge of a
subject but still feel free, apparently compelled
even, to opine on that subject.

When it's people in another country,
it's nothing short of mind-boggling.

Mustang Sally

"J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040324071828...@mb-m18.aol.com...

> He was next to me and I could see his neck
> muscles pulsing. He didn't even blink an eye.
> Janet Boss
>
"sionnach" <rhyfe...@msn.com> wrote in message
news:c3qi15$2biuoh$1...@ID-45033.news.uni-berlin.de...

> "J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20040323173916...@mb-m17.aol.com...
> > > I can't imagine needing anything higher
> > > than a 5 with it, even with an insensitive
> > > dog like a Lab.

An INSENSITIVE DOG???

> > I can't remember what model of Innotek I have, but
> > I had a pointer ignore a neck-muscle-pulsing 9.

-----------------------

> (as I remember),

Then you won't have NO PROBLEM CITING THE PLAGIARISM,
Diana, because everyWON ELSE SEZ my METHODS DON'T
WORK and they're DANGEROUS and PLAGIARIZED from
UNMENTIONED SOURCES that EVERY WON KNOWS, Diana.

CITES PLEASE?

You're a profoundly mentally ill dog abusing coward, Diana.

> and some of it is at very least, downright dangerous.

CITES PLEASE, Diana?:

"Thanks to the dogs wizard book writer (Howe)
worked fine for me, good tips good result."

> If you want a better understanding of your dog,
> read Jean Donaldson,

She bribes chokes and ignores dogs, Diana.

"Ama...@DCFWatch.com" wrote:
No, the dog learned that I would hold still
the second she began to pull. She would pull
to go where *she* wanted.

Well if she wanted to stop and go in another
direction.. say to sniff my neighbors yard..

she learned if she wanted to do it I would stop
walking and she could go.. and if there wasn't
enough slack on her lead she would just pull me.

Then when she got done doing *her* thing, she woudl
heel.. smile at me and wait for me to say "let's go"
and finish *my* thing. I would refuse to move .. i
looked like an idiot.. freezing mid walk for minutes
waiting for *my* dog to heel and give *me* permission
to go again.

I did the treats and the let's go... she got to do her
stuff and get a cookie.. if she even wanted the cookie.

I wound up calling Jerry.. as I have a half red nose
pit and half amstaff.. who is incredibly protective..

we had a new pup on the way.. and i needed help.. i
followed petsmarts trainnign guides.. memorized them...
and they *did* work, don't get me wrong.. but only
when my pet wanted a cookie or felt the cookie was
better than what she wanted.. which was not often.

She quickly learned to ignore my commands if she
could see my hands were empty. So I called Jerry...
he chatted me for about an hour and a half.. gave me
his link... and even when i had probs intro'ing the
pup he called me withn i5 mins of my email for help
at 10pm on a sunday night.

One.. singular.. uno family pack exercise after
the hot and cold exercise and i could zig zag
down my street.. about face .. whatever.. and
never had tension.

two men were acrossed the street and she walked right
by them... ordinarily she'd snarl and protect us.

And in two days.. my dog.. who bit the puppy if he
even looked like he was going near my husband or kids..
is nursing him every hour.. cleaning him.. rough housing
gently.. and teaching him to go potty outside..

actually watches him to make sure he doesn't go in
the house... and has milk.. which is awesome since
she's 19 months old and has never had a litter.

She also has stopped barking non stop at our neighbor's
dogs and pig.. does not bark at eveyr car that drives by
and has stopped jumping on people. she's even starting
to ignore our cat who has lived on her dome litter box
and our window sill (literally) for over a year and a half.

She also does her commands on cue.. and doesn't look for a treat.

> Ian Dunbar,

I've DISCREDITED dr. ian dunbar by means of POSTED CASE
HISTORY of PERSONAL REAL LIFE IN PERSON EXXXPERIENCES
with dr. dunbar's "METHODS" and QUOTING HIS OWN WORDS:

lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn, tricia666 and company:

> > I spent this evening at a small group session on
> > dog-human aggression hosted by Open Paw. Ian
> > Dunbar was the speaker

That's DOCTOR ian dunbar, dog behavior fraudS.

> > and was very clear that he uses P.

You mean P as in PUNISHMENT or P as in PRAISE?

Or P as in POO POO?

We're gonna quit using CONfHOWENDING scrabble
terms and RELY on INTELLIGENCE and HONESTY,
things you've YET to learn abHOWET cause you'll
do and say ANY THING to defend your alleged right
to hurt and murder dogs as you PREFER.

> > The distinction he made, and I think it's at the
> > heart of the issue, is that he only uses what he
> > calls "instructive punishment".

IOW MOORE DHOWEble talk.

lying "I LOVE KOEHELR" lynn REPORTED his "METHOD"
DIDN'T WORK for her and her PALS who were at that
"grHOWEL class":

Lynn K.:
In a talk on dog-dog aggression on 5/27.
Given his propensity for repeating himself
verbatim, I'll bet he's also written it somewhere :-)

My biggest take-home from that evening actually
came from a brief conversation with Tricia999 &
some co-workers afterwards.

They confirmed my experience that "growl classes"
don't have a lasting impact on the reactivity of dog
aggressive dogs.

Our common experience was that the desensitization
only lasted for the session and didn't carry forward.

As an aside, you might want to get a copy of the
little training manual they are using for shelter
volunteers at www.openpaw.org

The stuff on teaching people how to get into the
kennel and get an excited dog out for a walk is
excellent. Lynn K.

So you see DOG LOVERS, YOUR "EXPERTS" METHODS DON'T
WORK. YOUR EXXXPERTS ARE FRAUDS LIARS DOG ABUSERS
COWARDS and ACTIVE LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL CASES
and IT'S IN BLACK AND WHITE and html.

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG to
MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

Lynn K.

From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosma...@home.com)
"Remember this - The decision to "do right" that most
helps a dog's character is the decision that he makes
himself. You cannot teach a dog to not want something,
any more than you can teach a human not to want something."

"Unfortunately, some confrontation is necessary,
just to be able to handle the dogs. For example,
we need to crate train a dog immediately because
they are usually in need of medical care and they
are in foster homes with other dogs.

It's a safety necessity," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn

"Training is not confrontation," lynn k.

<except when it is>

"So what? Whoever said that it's right to
always not confront? We sure can try, but
a dog who knows a command and growls when
given it is certainly being confrontational".
You can't simply walk away and pretend it
didn't happen or leave it for later work in
every situation." Lynn K.

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in


one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
------------------------------­---

From: sionnach (rhyfe...@email.msn.com)
Subject: Re: Correct use of prong collar
Date: 2001-05-05 13:03:14 PST


> And Sally responded:
> > Who said that? I would never do or recommend
> > that, and neither would most of the regulars
> > on here. Sally Hennessey
>
> I've posted my entire quote, since Patch failed
> to do so. Take it out of context and you'd think
> I was flinging puppies across the room!
> here's what I said (keep in mind that we're
> talking about a 12 week old ~25# FCR puppy):
> A small scruff shake is appropriate if he's
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^­­­­^^^^^^^^^^
> very persistant.
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Um, may I suggest a re-wording that might make
it clearer- given that "scruff shake" is too easily
misinterpreted as "pick the puppy up by the scruff
of the neck and shake the puppy in the air"?

I think I'd phrase it something like "if the puppy is very
persistant, it can be appropriate to take hold of the
loose skin at the back of the neck and give a slight
shake to the *skin*".

Janet's not talking about actually shaking
the puppy, which I think we ALL agree is
abusive."

> Suzanne Clothier

She's a alpha dominance abuser, like yourself, Diana.

> and material by recognised, achieved authors.

That's why I've DISCREDITED veterinary ethologists like
dr. mark plonsky and dr. ian dunbar, dra. patricia mcconnell,
dra. karen overall, dr. nicholas dodman, dra. amy marter, and
all the rest of the incompetent dog abusing university trained
ehthologists whom The Amazing Puppy Wizard has IDENTIFIED
EXXXPOSED and DISCREDITED according to THEIR OWN
WORKS, Diana.

some of them are READING RIGHT NOW, DOG LOVERS.
Ask them to SPEAK UP! I'll knock them on their butts using
THEIR OWN WORDS as soon as they come out of the woodwork.

> Diana

You're a VERY SCARY PERSON, Diana.

But I'm gonna MAKE IT UP TO YOU, Diana.
I don't want to see you remain a bitter
vulagr drunken sod forever, Diana:

Hello Hailley,

Hailey wrote:
> You are SUCH an idiot!

Agreed, Hailey. In the past I've acted in direct
opposition to my own teachings because I was afraid
and ignorant and acted out of gut reflex to what
my sensibilities and studies have taught me are
obscenities.

> LOL too bad you're not *really* laughable!

That's because the issues are so deeply rooted
in violence neglect selfishness and abuse disguised
as RESPECT, that it angered me. After all, despite
my efforts to conceal the truth, I'm only human
therefore, unlike my Divinely Inspired METHODS,
am fallible.

> I just hope and pray NO ONE takes you seriously!

Because you'll do and say anything to defend
your alleged right to enjoy inflicting pain
fear and intimidation on other, less capable,
defenseless creatures as you were taught over
the knee or under the lash of your parents in
the hopes of instilling RESPECT.

Respect must be EARNED, as I'm trying to do today.
Yesterday is HISTORY and is irrelevent if we can
desensitize us to the conditioning to which we've
become accustomed. Me, being conditioned by ugly
responses from supposed animal lovers whom we'd
expect would be eager to learn a more successful
way of life and yours, an effort to defend the
abuses you suffered at the hands of like minded
parental abuse disguised as RESPECT.

> MORON

I can't make up for your past hurts, only you
can come to terms with them, Hailey. BUT I CAN
tell you how to do that, if you'd be willing to
listen. It seems we're condititioned to LOVE the
Devils we know.

I'm sorry you prefer to remain mentally ill, Hailey.
Perhaps I've contributed to it, for which I apologize.

IN FACT, just prefixing "PERHAPS" tells me I'm STILL
suffering, as you are, so I'll try NO. NOT TRY, I WILL
make sincere ammends for it, Hailey.

If you can tell me exactly what you object to in my
ADVICE to others, I'll review my teachings and change
them where possible to account for the sensitive feelings
of those who are inherently offended at the thought of
unconditional love trust and respect for all living
creatures.

Perhaps it was my comments in this childish post
which has hurt your sensitive feelings, Spanko.
Ooops! Did it again! Damn!

Old habits ARE hard to break, eh Hailey?:

From: TheAmazingPussyWiz...@HushMail.Com
Date: 30 Aug 2005 23:17:14 -0700
Subject: Re: Cat's Meow

HOWEDY hailey aka SPANKO,

Hailey wrote:
> I have a strange situation that's developed.

No you don't, spanko.

> Tucker is not in the least friendly to the kitties in the area.

Surprise surprise?

> We live really rurally, and we've caught two feral
> kitties and gotten homes from them (cus Tucker would
> have *nothing* to do with them! lol)

Because he's AFRAID because YOU ABUSE HIM, spanko.

> There is one more little feral, pretty sure it's
> a female. She's very small. Have no clue if she's fixed
> or not. Just a little about the kitty, now on to the
> interesting part... lol

The ONLY thing more UNNATURAL for a kat to
attack opposite sex kats is a kat messin in
his own HOWES.

> Tucker will hiss and spit at any other cat when
> they'd come around the RV. Even daughter's kitty, when
> they visit, who used to be Tucker's best friend before
> we sold our house last year and went on the road.

BECAUSE YOU ABUSE HIM, spanko.

> With this little grey feral, he races from
> window to window when she comes snooping around
> his territory. He does this freaky meow at her.

Like when he's attackin the plastic flowers in the livin room.

> It's like a gurgling kind of meow and it is LOUD!

He's in a PAINICK because HE CANNOT TRUST YOU
to PROTECT HIM because you're a SADIST, spanko.

> It doesn't sound at all threatening but we're
> curious as to what he's saying!

He's sayin HE'S AFRAID because you ABUSE HIM, spanko.

> LOL Does anyone out there speak kitty?

Don't have to SPEAK KITTY, spanko. All we gotta
do is READ YOUR OWN POSTED CASE HISTORY, spanko.

> He never uses this meow for anything else!

Unless he's attackin sumpthin.

> Is he trying to woo her?

He doesn't even get along with his former pal
of the opposite sex whom he GREW UP WITH because
YOU ABUSE HIM, spanko.

> Scare her off? Just talk to her???

He's TERRIFIED because you don't PROTECT HIM.

> Oh yeah, I should add that we've been unsuccessful
> in capturing this little feral thus far. The other two
> were fairly easy, but this one evades everything! I do
> offer her food and water every day and take it in at night
> (so as not to attract other beasts, which are plentiful!)
> Hailey

The following posts will clearly show ANY lucid
human being old enought to understand the concept
of SADISM what's WRONG with your kat, spanko:

Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.health+behav
From: Hailey <Hai...@wavecable.com>

Date: Tue, 16 Aug 2005 22:54:59 -0700

Subject: Re: Help! My cat is freaking crazy!

The spray bottle is abusive? Oh good Lord! It's only water!

How is it abusive?

I haven't been reading the board long so I missed that one.

We use the spray bottle (water only) and it
helps Tucker when he's going nuts.

Helps him as much as us. And he's another that does
exactly as you described, with the digging at the carpet!
beats the alternatives.


=================

You mean HURT him somemore.

Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats.health+behav
From: Hailey <Hai...@wavecable.com>
Date: Mon, 08 Aug 2005 14:06:53 -0700
Subject: Re: Cat Paper - anyone else use this?

> Jack, the cat that buries air (and heat vents), used to be as obsessed
> with his food plate. He would find anything he could to cover his plate
> when finished, a paper towel, scrap of paper, kitchen towel, even icky
> meat wrappers from the trash can. He just always had to cover his
> plate. It was quite adorable, and I guess some kind of leftover from
> his feral days. He originated from a feral colony. But I guess he
> finally realized he doesn't have to hide it anymore and has stopped
> that.

So there is HOPE! LOL

When we lived in our house Tucker's constant burying
never bothered us. Now, in the RV, the small bathroom
is right next to the small bedroom and we hear him in
the small shower stall, where his litter pan is located,
at all hours of the night (and day) LOL

It esp drives hubby batty. I can roll over and forget
he's in there burying air. His food and water dishes
are outside the stall, and he buries both.

yep, Food and water! LOL

Food so much that I've begun to put his food dish
outside the bathroom door, around the corner in the
living room.

He still buries (with thin air more often than not)
but we can't hear him now.

He has easy access beneath the bathroom and bed room
doors as there is quite a clearance, so he comes and
goes, burying and burying LOL

Hailey

----------------

Your kat HIDES STUFF because he's INSECURE
and HE DON'T TRUST YOU, spanko.

From: Hailey <Hai...@wavecable.com>
Date: Wed, 03 Aug 2005 13:52:21 -0700
Subject: Pepsi

I have an interesting development with Tucker of late.
He doing some very odd things....

He has always attacked the fake flowers on the table,
it's a game with him, really. Drives me batty but he
likes it. He chews on the grasses and I will say his
name after which he mews at me and goes right at it.

This carries on for like three or four times and then
he leaps off the table to go terrorize something else.

His latest thing is going after my Pepsi. Now this one
is new and I am a little confused about why he'd do it.

Any ideas anyone?

He gets tons of attentions, has plenty of toys to play
with. So we're at a loss. He *does* want outside real
bad (he's indoor only). Could this be some kind of
acting out behavior since we won't let him out?

HELP! hehe

Hailey

============

Looks like your kat is UNHAPPY, spanko.
Perhaps you should just demand that he
stop that.

> Ms. Willow turns around and smacks the d*g who
> is heading to the water dish.
> I love my little girl...she's got moxie.
> --
> M~Elizabeth
> To Thine Own Self be True

hehehe I love that! "He gets up, shakes his head, and walks away."

I guess he knows! LOL

Hailey

I am still giggling at the thought of your kitty
laying in front of the pup's crate to show him
who was boss! I can so see this!

hehe
Good luck!

Hailey

Newsgroups: alt.parenting.spanking
From: Hailey <Hai...@wavecable.com>
Date: Tue, 02 Aug 2005 00:55:17 -0700

Subject: Re: Read it an weep....compulsives.

Doan wrote:
> On 22 Jul 2005 kane_poh...@yahoo.com wrote:
>> As time passes you'll see more and more states moving
>> away from the brutality of spanking children...paddling
>> they call it, and more and more the anti spanking agenda
>> prevail.
>
>> For instance, that old self reporting (R R R R...SELF
>> REPORTING? GIMME A BREAK) number of people saying they
>> were spanked, in the high 90%...is bogus as hell and
>> you know it.
>
> Self-reporting is bogus? What about the studies
> you cited, Kane0? So much for the honesty of a
> "never-spanked" boy like Kane0! ;-)
> Doan

maybe Kane wants letters from our parents.

=================
Your parents would DENY IT, DEFEND IT and LIE
about it, just like you do, spanko.

Newsgroups: alt.parenting.spanking
From: Hailey <Hai...@wavecable.com>
Date: Mon, 01 Aug 2005 20:59:47 -0700

Subject: Re: Who's right?

d...@skat.usc.edu wrote:
> Don't you just love the "logic" of
> the anti-spanking zealotS? ;-)
> Doan

they clearly have not researched the historical
implications of when spanking became politically
incorrect.

Take a look.

once children obeyed and respected their elders,
parents especially. Once children were expected
to behave in acceptable ways or face the consequences,
yes.. from teachers, parents, elders in general.

Now children expect everything on a silver platter
and cry abuse if spoken to harshly. Spankings?

Oh my gosh! It's the worst kind of abuse!

LOL

Too bad it's not really laughable.

I can't wait to see what the next 20 years brings.
or.... is it because parents of the past *used* to
spank that we're in such dire straights now?

Highly unlikely.

:: jumps off her soapbox::

===============

Don't worry hailey, that noose around your
neck will prevent your from HURTIN yourself
when you fall off the box.

Newsgroups: soc.sexuality.spanking
From: "Haley" <spankthes...@mavaff.it>
Date: Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:46:44 +0200

Subject: Re: (none)

> Hailey wrote:
> > Brian G. wrote:
>
> >> If you are gonna spam, get it right first!
> >> Brian
> > LMBO! no kidding
>
> OK, says the newbie ... is that an SSS-specific
> version of LMAO, a bit more polite as spanko's
> tend to be?

Dunno... I personally use LMFAO, go figure.

Haley

All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer

"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.

"If you've got them by the balls
their hearts and minds
will follow,"
John Wayne.

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TO...@dog-play.com

unread,
Jan 4, 2006, 12:35:53 PM1/4/06
to
On 4 Jan 2006 03:45:37 GMT TO...@dog-play.com whittled these words:

> Why is that what you expect to see at rescue? It certainly CAN happen,
> but it should be expected. The typical rescue dog is an adolescent where

ACK

Make that


> Why is that what you expect to see at rescue? It certainly CAN happen,

> but it should NOT be expected. The typical rescue dog is an adolescent

A Poor Shepherd Boy And His Dog At His Masters Feet

unread,
Jan 4, 2006, 1:59:52 PM1/4/06
to
HOWEDY Master Of Deception blankman,

TO...@dog-play.com wrote:
> On 4 Jan 2006 03:45:37 GMT TO...@dog-play.com whittled these words:
>
> > Why is that what you expect to see at rescue? It certainly CAN happen,
> > but it should be expected. The typical rescue dog is an adolescent where
>
> ACK
>
> Make that
> > Why is that what you expect to see at rescue? It certainly CAN happen,
> > but it should NOT be expected. The typical rescue dog is an adolescent

Yeah...

> --
> Diane Blackman
> There is no moral victory in proclaiming to abhor violence
> while preaching with violent words.
> http://dog-play.com/ http://dogplayshops.com/

Here's Miss Shirly, the CLICKER TRAINER you recommended to us:

Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <eit...@forest.pcpartner.net>

Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 02:16:30 -0500
Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed

MasterofDelight wrote:
> Welcome back, and it sure did not take you long to pick
> up on the dog training thread. As you can see, you
>commentary was missed.

Thanks!

Yes, there's nothing more likely to lure me out of lurk mode than a
training question. I'd planned to lurk for a couple weeks to get up
to speed again but before I knew it, the keyboard was rattling.

> OB:bdsm Do you give advice on "puppy training" too?

Sure! I may not have a clue as to what I'm talking about but that
never stops me.

Shirley

compress the following to discover my e-mail address:
e i t h n e (at) d i r e c w a y (dot) c o m

LIKE THIS?: eit...@direcway.com?

Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <eit...@forest.pcpartner.net>

Date: Tue, 31 Aug 2004 13:48:53 -0500

Subject: Re: pregnancy and S&M?

dionysiangrrrl wrote:
> I just learned I'm pregnant, and while in most respects, I find it to
> be excellent news, I'm a little concerned about play time. I'm a
> fairly heavy masochist used to frequent beatings and torture, and have
> held back from play so far until I get a little more advanced, just to
> be safe. But if I make it healthily through the first trimester, does
> anyone have any advice for pregnancy whompings? (Besides the fairly
> obvious "no more gut punches" rule :)

Congratulations!

My advice is to ask your doctor. Because your doctor is the one who
knows your specific conditions, because there's a lot of advice out
there of varying quality (including this!) and because it's
important to have peace of mind that you are doing the right thing
at a time like this.

Most doctors have heard it all. If they haven't heard it all, they
should have. <G> If you have reason to believe that your doctor may
react badly then maybe that's an indication this isn't the doctor
for you. Better to find this out now rather than when you are in
labor and not in the mood to holler at some rank narrowmindedness
and unable to gather your dignity and march out. Those hospital
gowns just don't cut it for dignified exits unless you back out the
door and then there's the little problem of who is out in the hall.

Much easier in the long run to tell the truth.

Shirley

compress the following to discover my e-mail address:
e i t h n e (at) d i r e c w a y (dot) c o m

eit...@direcway.com... like that?


Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: redneckpai...@aol.comspam (Joe Sergio)

Date: 17 Apr 2004 00:51:40 GMT

Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed

JK said:

>Gee, let's see, why not take your dogs to a training school or ask
>your local police how they do it with their dogs?!

Ive already called the K9 officer in my town. Left a message. He will
get

in
touch with me.

>And I don't know do you think maybe slapping your dogs around so much
>and living with them, I mean all that attention you are giving them
>might just have something to do with why they like you and your family
>more than the neighbors?

I don't slap them around so much. I'll pop em, and all
when they do something wrong, and fuss at em. But I have
found something even better to make them stop what they
are doing.

A dustbuster. Just turn it on. Or show it to them. They
hate any type of vacum cleaner. It's worked about keeping
Jake out of the garbage. I sat in the kitchen a whole day,
and every time he went to the garbage can and went to stick
his head in, I turned it on. He stopped that.

Mainly I just pet them. They lay there by my chair and I
reach down and scratch them. They get up in the chair with
me. Tha'ts not easy when they are that big. But they still
think they are puppies. I do spoil them sometimes, but they
are my boys, and I love them.

> Hey, but this is the SSBB clearinghouse and you know the brain bucket
> is just outside and we do expect you to leave your brain there first
> before you post your problems here. Afterall, we all know that SSBB
> has all the answers you need for all your problems. Don't bother
> picking up your phone and calling around 'cause you got the good ole
> SSBB to help solve your problems.

You dumbass, I did call around and ask some advice from
other folks as well first. I posted it here because Miss
Shirley trains dogs, and there are a few folks here who
know more about it than I do.

Why do you try to turn every post you reply to into a noncon
humiliation scene with you topping? Could it be that this is
the only action your getting? LOL

> Time to fetch your brain. Come on boy you can do it.
> There you go.

I'd ask you to fetch yours, but I don't think you can
see something that small without a microscope.
--
Joe
Suck a lifesaver today, put a fireman in your mouth.


Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <eit...@forest.pcpartner.net>

Date: Sun, 18 Apr 2004 00:50:09 -0500

Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed

Katharine H. wrote:
> He does pretty well in his "walking gear" -- which is what the prong
> and leash are. When I put the prong collar and leash on, he still
> shows other aggression behaviors to new men in the house but does not
> lunge (because he doesn't tighten his leash on the prong.) I think he
> does pretty well with the leash behaviors (given he's got a
> run-of-the-mill owner-type).

What other sorts of behaviours does he show?

> He is mostly fine when we are off the property. He still must stay
> leashed, but the only people he shows aggression to are fly fisherman
> (something about the gear freaks him out) and other dogs. Other
> people he basically ignores. My biggest issue are other dog owners
> whose dogs are off leash and want to come up and say hello. My beast
> will play well with a dog who submits, but will fight with one who
> doesn't.

I have a solution for that one. When some clueless idjit allows
their dog to come up to mine, I call over sweetly "don't worry, the
vet doesn't think he's infectious anymore."

A carryover from my years showing horses when idjits leading a horse
down the aisle of a barn would let their horse poke it's head into
my horse's stall. I'd grab a bottle of Ring-Ex (ringworm medication)
and start spritzing ostentatiously. And mention that my vet thought
we had the infestation cleared up.

I never mentioned that the bottle was full of plain water. <G>

If I'm not in a nice mood, I just scare the bejeebers out of the
oncoming dog to send it away. When they say "but he's friendly" I
say "well, I'm not." My dogs never have to defend themselves on
leash. I think they sort of enjoy seeing me chase other dogs away,
there's a certain smugness in the way they lean against me while
looking at the other dog.

> Bottom line though... this dog is killing my sex life because I can't
> introduce men into the house and I've been in the mood for men the
> past several months. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, so I've
> called a local trainer and she's going to teach me how to more
> effectively deal with the beast before I figure it's time to enter a
> monastary :-)

> This dog is so docile with me... the contrast in behaviors is amazing.

Nooooo, not the monastary! Your scene reports are incredibly good
and would be a loss to pervkind.

Shirley

compress the following to discover my real e-mail address:

e i t h n e (at) d i r e c w a y (dot) c o m

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Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
From: M Shirley Chong <eit...@forest.pcpartner.net>

Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 02:38:40 -0500

Subject: Re: OT Big dog problem. Serious help needed

I'm piggybacking from Nicole Diver:

> Katharine H. writes: "This is my new tactic -- my 3 yr old rottie/lab
> mix has become *extremely* aggressive when new people, in particular
> men, come onto his territory. All people who are coming to my home for
> the first time are warned to expect aggression. They are then given the
> option of dealing with the dog or not. If the new guests are not "dog
> people" I will make the choice for them and the dog will stay in the
> backyard while I have people over.
>
> If they do want to make friends with the dog, then the dog goes on a
> leash and prong collar when they enter the house. When I let them in, he
> is snarling, lunging, etc. As soon as the treats come out it's a whole
> new ballgame. The pup sits and wags his tail and is ready to make
> friends. It generally takes time for him to warm up to new men."

Katherine, I have nothing against the use of prong collars and
recommend them when I feel it is appropriate. Just like any tool,
there are situations when a prong collar is the best tool for a job
and there situations where a prong collar is the worst tool for a job.

Prong collars do tend to magnify a dog's aggressive tendencies. If
the dog is at all inclined to bite unreasonably, the prong collar
will often send it right over the edge.

I deal with aggressive dogs as my career. I got my start in teaching
because my vet had a client with an aggressive Great Dane and conned
me into going there and taking a look. That woman has all the
persuasive powers popularly attributed to Satan! I whined and said I
didn't know what to do and somehow ended up on the Dane owner's
front porch anyway. When word got around the local vets that there
was a trainer stupid enough to work with aggressive dogs, I had more
business than I knew what to do about.

I've been presenting seminars all over the US and Canada for the
past eight years. It's how I make my living.

I say all this so you can evaluate my ideas in terms of who I am
(check .sig for my website which has extensive training stuff posted
on it).

If you need the physical leverage to control your dog, my suggestion
would be for a Snoot Loop (head halter) or a Sense-Ation harness.
The Snoot Loop offers you much more control because you can
physically turn the dog's head away from whatever they are looking
at. I am more hesitant to recommend the Snoot Loop than a pinch
collar because I don't particularly like the overall repression of
behaviour it inspires--tends to take the sparkle out of a dog while
it is on. However, for some dogs, taking the sparkle out can be a
lifesaver (considering what usually happens to dogs that bite in
this country). It's not necessarily a bad thing, just something to
be aware of. Dogs have much less negative reaction to the
Sense-Ation harness but it gives much less control over the dog's
head (the leash attachment point is on the chest).

My suggestion would be that you are starting at too high a level for
your dog. Snarling, lunging, etc, means that he's in too far over
his head.

The first thing I would suggest teaching him is never, ever to
tighten the leash. That no matter what the situation is, he should
never hit the end of the lead. This can (and should) be done with
positive reinforcement. In a case like this, I strongly recommend
that the reinforcement be food treats for a couple of reasons. One
is that being part Lab, he's probably a walking stomach. Another is
that dogs cannot eat when their adrenaline levels run too high, so
strongly associating food with certain situations (being on leash)
can help keep the dog's adrenaline level lower. May not switch it
off completely but will help.

The next thing I'd suggest is setting up situations with compliant
humans *outside* the house. Most dogs are less likely to pop off
outside (where they feel less trapped) than inside the house. Have
the compliant humans stationed well away from the dog and work your
dog through sits, downs, loose lead walking, etc, until your dog is
focused on you and not the other humans. Once your dog is focused on
you, gradually work your way closer to the compliant humans. Aim for
never ever letting him get into the lunging snarling frenzy at all.

By teaching him never to tighten the leash, you will be requiring
him to work on his own self control. I think it's just like
kids--you can talk until you're blue in the face about how good self
control is but until the kid or the dog is put into a situation
where they have to figure out how to control themselves, they won't
have it. The situation should be set up so that the kid or dog is
not overwhelmed and can easily figure out the winning solution.

Preach to their condition!

Nicole Diver wrote:
> All of our dogs have been rescued dogs, all in the lab family. Two of
> the three have been aggressive to people who enter the house, sometimes
> even people they know, if the dogs are startled or surprised. We
> enlisted the help of a dog training professional for the first one, who
> was definitely the most aggressive. We did the doggy treat by the door
> method, which worked beautifully for her. We would put her in sit and
> stay position, then have the newcomer offer her a treat.

Lovely summary!

> The other dog
> did not respond to doggy treats very well, as she had an aversion to
> taking food from strangers.

This is common with super-submissive dogs. If you think about it,
it's really an act of faith to take food out of a human hand. Taking
food away from another dog would get most dogs into big trouble!
Dogs with insufficient experience with humans tend to apply dog
rules to humans, not because they are too stupid to realize that
humans are not dogs but just because it's the only guidelines for
conduct they understand.

Sort of like most Westerners feel the first time they are presented
with chopsticks. It's not at all uncommon for Westerners to resort
to spearing the food just because that's the only way they know how
to eat with pointy things.

> For her, we kept a tennis ball by the door.
> After putting her in sit and stay position, we would have the newcomer
> show her the ball, get her attention, give the ball a light toss into
> the livingroom, and then release her so that she could retrieve it. She
> would bound back, give us the ball, and let us give it to the visitor,
> and repeat the process a couple of more times. Then she would make
> friends.

This was very clever of you because it duplicates the way dogs
naturally accustom themselves to scary objects. On their own, a dog
will approach and then retreat, approach and then retreat. There's
been some interesting studies done with shelter dogs that shows that
if the trainer can replicate that natural approach and retreat
pattern the dog gets over the fear much faster than if they are
required to approach-approach-approach, as many trainers have them do.

What you did was get her to alert on the scary person, then give her
a chance to retreat (throwing the ball), then approach the scary
person, then retreat, etc.

> We spent a great deal of time and effort training our dogs in order to
> counteract their early upbringing, to make them safe to be around, and
> to help them feel secure. Dogs are happier, IMO, when they know their
> boundaries.

Brava! Brava!

One can see this in humans as well. Contrast the comfort levels of
children at a nice restaurant whose parents have taught them which
utensils to use in what manner, how to eat the various dishes they
are presented and how to interact with the serving staff with the
comfort level of children who have never seen more than one fork,
never had a tossed salad and have never been taught how to interact
politely with adults.

Etiquette isn't just about what is proper or improper social
behaviour. It's a standard for behaviour which one can take into a
wide variety of social situations in one's culture and be assured of
behaving appropriately.

Of course dogs appreciate being taught etiquette, they're just like
humans after all! <G>

Shirley

http://www.shirleychong.com

my real e-mail address can be squeezed together from this:


e i t h n e (at) d i r e c w a y (dot) c o m

eit...@direcway.com? LIKE THAT?

IHateToSayIt...@inbox.com

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Jan 4, 2006, 2:13:06 PM1/4/06
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HOWEDY Master Of Deception blankman,

Here's your SHELTER / RESCUE NETWORKING SCAM:

HOWEDY debbie s,

Debbie S wrote:
> From: TO...@dog-play.com
>
> < Price should be last on your list of questions.>

That's sheer idiocy.

> Most of my dogs have been given to me,

LikeWIZE, mostly by trainers like youreslf
or their VICTIMS <{) ; ~ ) > who are too
AFRAID to take the dog back after rehabilitation
or are too EMBARRASSED to see the dog rehabilitated,
like your pal tara o. aka tee when she MURDERED
her own DEAD DOG Summer <{): ~ ( >

> but when I was searching for my GSD {and having
> been away from the GSD world for decades},

Well ain't you LUCKY that we got SFBAGSD Rescue
volunteers lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn and her
business partner sindy SADIST MOOREON and their
PERSONAL REAL LIFE PAL Master Of Deception blankman
RIGHT HERE for your GSD edification and RESCUE:

"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

Lynn K.

Here's lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn's PARTNER:

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch
Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

You think HURTING a HUNTING DOG
to MAKE IT HUNT is NECESSARY???

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in


one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.

------------------------------­---

"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed


every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."

Lynn K.

Baghdad Bob <Baghdadbob> wrote in message
<news:04591a2c5d469ef78d35c89ed4ed58f7@TeraNews>...

> >> Lynn, looks like he got you there if these
> >> quotes are true.

> >> In the posts below you take responsibility for
> >> making those calls.

> >> In your post above, you state you do not
> >> make those calls.

> >>Which one is it?

------------------------------­------------

THAT'S INSANE, AIN'T IT... LIKE THIS:

"You Lying Sack Of Dung.When Have I Ever Said
Anything About Using A Prong Collar, Or Any Collar
Correction At All, To Make Dogs Friendly To House

Cats? Don't bother. The answer is never," lying "I
LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn writes about kats and dogs:

"J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040324071828...@mb-m18.aol.com...

> He was next to me and I could see his neck
> muscles pulsing. He didn't even blink an eye.

> Janet Boss

"sionnach" <rhyfe...@msn.com> wrote in message
news:c3qi15$2biuoh$1...@ID-45033.news.uni-berlin.de...

> "J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20040323173916...@mb-m17.aol.com...

> > > I can't imagine needing anything higher
> > > than a 5 with it, even with an insensitive
> > > dog like a Lab.

An INSENSITIVE DOG???

THAT'S INSANE, AIN'T IT.

HERE'S HOWE COME:

WORDS OF WISDOM
from our own Lynn Kosmakos
1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day
For Twenty Years

I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM

"I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-depression)
requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every
day.

I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to learn
more, while happily sharing pertinent information
I have learned. But if I were ever to post such sh*t,
I would hope that every other reader of this group
would be rightfully outraged."

"Community is an evolutionary thing that we earn
the right to participate in by observing the
easily understood rules and contributing to in
constructive ways."

Lynn K.

---------------------------

SEE? SEE? SEE?

> price was one of the FIRST questions I asked.

The prices of ETHICKALLY BRED DOGS are INSANE.

> I knew I couldn't afford a $5,000.00 dog.

Yeah. That might not be unreasonable for
a finished dog with all the titles but it's
a little EXXXORBITANT for a puppy. But since
folks like we got RIGHT HERE will pay that
kinda dough for a dog that's got a long line
of SELECTIVELY BRED HAND PICKED AND TESTED
for GENERATION after GENERATION of line bred
CHUMPions like lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn's
SAR dog JIVE who RETIRED after a NON EXXXISTENT
CAREER doin SAR work. In his early retirement
JIVE is NHOWE learning HOWE to CON-TROLL hisself
in the sheep hurtin arena. CuriHOWES AIN'T IT,
HOWE COME JIVE couldn't WORK SAR (on accHOWENT
of he gets HEAT PROSTRATION) yet can go into
a sheep field and run his ass off for a couple
HOWERS <{) ; ~ ) >

> I had $1200.00 saved, figured $2000.00 wouldn't
> be too much of a stretch,

We got folks RIGHT HERE who've paid TWICE THAT
to "rehabilitate" their dogs and FAILED MISERABLY.

> and didn't want to waste anyone's time discussing
> a breeding that was out of my league.

Yeah? Any ETHICKAL breeder who'd SELL YOU a dog
wouldn't be a ETHICKAL BREEDER noMOORE.

> <shrug>

Your dog comitted suicide by jumping off
a cliff ESCAPING from your HOWES <{) : ~ ( >

From: d...@nospam.diddy.net (diddy)

<Also what about DebbieS's trained dogs and her
AM Staff jumped over a fence and cliff killing
itself in seconds flat. >

a. I don't think she jumped over, but on, then
slipped. I"ll freely admit I don't know for sure,
it happened in a flash. The top is 4" solid wood.

b. it's not a fence, per se. It's a deck railing.

Debbie

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

> Debbie


HERE'S YOUR SECRET TO SUCCESS:

"I do not own an aggressive dog. If I did, I'd put
a bullet in it's head.

My BEST agility dog has been in training for damned
near 2 years, and still hasn't trialed, due to her
intense prey drive.

I compete where there is frequently no fences,
and dogs are competing in adjoining rings.

My BEST agility dog has been in training for damned
near 2 years, and still hasn't trialed, due to her
intense prey drive.

Whatever good I am able to do for these beloved dogs
will backfire if one of mine tears up or eats a fluffybutt.

My BEST agility dog has been in training for damned
near 2 years, and still hasn't trialed, due to her
intense prey drive.

I take that responsibility VERY seriously.

My BEST agility dog has been in training for damned
near 2 years, and still hasn't trialed, due to her
intense prey drive.

Until I am confident that *I* own that drive,
she will not be brought out. Period.

My BEST agility dog has been in training for damned
near 2 years, and still hasn't trialed, due to her
intense prey drive.

I TRAIN dogs. I train in agility, obedience, and earth dog.

My BEST agility dog has been in training for damned
near 2 years, and still hasn't trialed, due to her
intense prey drive.

If you'll read my sig *this* time, the titles you
see are behavior certificates, and agility and earth
dog titles.

My BEST agility dog has been in training for damned
near 2 years, and still hasn't trialed, due to her
intense prey drive.

I'm pulled by the young adults with TONS of
performance potential."

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHAHAHAHHA­HAAAA!!!

Alison

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"bratok" <nob...@nowhere.not> wrote in message
news:420miqF...@individual.net...
I can see you've already had some sound advice . I just want to add a
couple of points.

>> I live in the house and we have a fenced yard, but I don't think
that
> dog will live outside. I have 3 cats, who have never lived with the
> dog and I am sure that they will really hate it in the beginning.>>>

I bet they will<G> Be very careful introducing the new dog. Don't
let him chase
the cats, keep him on a lead if necessary. Make sure they have a
room where the dog can't go. Invest in a Feliway diffuser, it helps
cats relax.

> The
> house has a finished basement and that is where I will have some
space
> available for the dog when I am not at home. I will be fine if dog
> spends time outside, but I am not sure my wife will ever agree to

that.>>.

Listen to your wife:) There's no need to put the dog in the basement
either
when you go out. If you do this, he will associate the place with you
abandoning
him and could very likely become stressed and anxious at being left
in it.

>
> I have never had a dog in my life. I work from 9. I think I can
spend
> 30 minutes to walk a dog every evening, when I come from work. I
will
> be able to take time for dog obidience class.>>

Will your wife be helping you with the dog? 30 minutes won't be
enough for a
youngish dog . Middled- aged dogs might not mind so much depending on
their breed. Also if he is being left all day, he will need a walk in
the morning too.
Perhaps a dog walker could walk him in the day. Dogs need off leash
walks too.

>
> It is not going to be a puppy. It is either going to be a yong or
an

> adult dog. Is it really difficult to train an adult dog?>>.

No, it can be easy if you know what you are doing. I adopted a
rescue dog two years ago and he was very quick to pick things up using
reward and positive methods. Sometimes dogs have habits that take a
little while for them to unlearn , it depends on the individual dog.
Alison

>


bratok

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On 2006-01-03 19:35:24 -0800, Rocky <2d...@rocky-dog.com> said:

> Good rescues evaluate dogs while they're in their care (maybe you're
> confusing rescues with shelters?).

I think I confuse the two. What's the difference?

Paula

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A shelter is a place where people and dog catcher trucks drop off
unwanted or stray dogs. A rescue is an organization that gets dogs
from shelters (and sometimes from owners who no longer want them) and
then adopts the dogs out to new owners. The difference is that the
shelters are basically just holding pens. The dogs are in kennels and
get basic care until they are either claimed by an owner, adopted by a
new owner or put to sleep if not taken before the shelter runs out of
room. Rescues generally place their dogs in foster homes where the
dogs live in houses with families. They generally do some temperament
evaluation and have vets examine the dogs. There is a push to
housetrain and do some basic obedience work with the dog so that it is
more likely to be adopted and stay adopted. There is also a push to
screen and educate potential adopters so that the dogs end up in homes
that are a good match for the breed and the individual dog, safety
issues are minimized, and the dog will be more likely to stay in the
home forever. Rescues also generally require adopters to let them
know if the dog doesn't work out so they can find a new home for it
rather than have it end up in a shelter again.

--
Paula
Persons with names like Sierra, Sequoia, Auburn, and Rainbow
can't sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

bratok

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Jan 5, 2006, 2:45:04 AM1/5/06
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On 2006-01-03 19:45:37 -0800, TO...@dog-play.com said:

> My newest dog, Freeway, has been with me just over a year. He was
> about a year and a half when I got him. He is a mixed breed. He is a
> visiting pet (goes to health care facilities to cheer people up),
> learning agility (obstacle course for dogs), and herding (just
> "graduated" from the lowest level class).

That sounds like fun for a dog. I did not know it existed!

bratok

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Jan 5, 2006, 2:49:16 AM1/5/06
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On 2006-01-04 11:58:10 -0800, "Alison" <ali...@XYZallofus2.fsnet.co.uk> said:

>
>> The
>> house has a finished basement and that is where I will have some
> space
>> available for the dog when I am not at home. I will be fine if dog
>> spends time outside, but I am not sure my wife will ever agree to
> that.>>.
>
> Listen to your wife:) There's no need to put the dog in the basement
> either
> when you go out. If you do this, he will associate the place with you
> abandoning
> him and could very likely become stressed and anxious at being left
> in it.

so, what should I do?

bratok

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Jan 5, 2006, 2:51:03 AM1/5/06
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On 2006-01-04 11:58:10 -0800, "Alison" <ali...@XYZallofus2.fsnet.co.uk> said:

>> I have never had a dog in my life. I work from 9. I think I can
> spend
>> 30 minutes to walk a dog every evening, when I come from work. I
> will
>> be able to take time for dog obidience class.>>
>
> Will your wife be helping you with the dog? 30 minutes won't be
> enough for a
> youngish dog . Middled- aged dogs might not mind so much depending on
> their breed. Also if he is being left all day, he will need a walk in
> the morning too.
> Perhaps a dog walker could walk him in the day. Dogs need off leash
> walks too.

I can definetely take 1 hour after work or even more. I don't plan on
doing it every day for the rest of my life although. Some days will
have to be more limitted.

bratok

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Jan 5, 2006, 2:57:31 AM1/5/06
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On 2006-01-04 11:58:10 -0800, "Alison" <ali...@XYZallofus2.fsnet.co.uk> said:

>> I have 3 cats, who have never lived with the
>> dog and I am sure that they will really hate it in the beginning.>>>
>
> I bet they will<G> Be very careful introducing the new dog. Don't
> let him chase
> the cats, keep him on a lead if necessary. Make sure they have a
> room where the dog can't go. Invest in a Feliway diffuser, it helps
> cats relax.

The more I think about it, the more I am affraid that cats will have a
hard time adjusting. I have one cat that is affraid of everything.
One is trully territorial and wants to attack every dog she sees in the
window (loves people) and one is a bit difficult to define.

bratok

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On 2006-01-03 17:27:23 -0800, bratok <nob...@nowhere.not> said:

> Here is a small description of the environment and expectations that I have.
>
> I live in the house and we have a fenced yard, but I don't think that
> dog will live outside. I have 3 cats, who have never lived with the
> dog and I am sure that they will really hate it in the beginning. The
> house has a finished basement and that is where I will have some space
> available for the dog when I am not at home. I will be fine if dog
> spends time outside, but I am not sure my wife will ever agree to that.
>
> I have never had a dog in my life. I work from 9. I think I can spend
> 30 minutes to walk a dog every evening, when I come from work. I will
> be able to take time for dog obidience class.

I am a bit confused about a dog's potty place if dog stays indoors
during work hours. If I spend 9 hours outside of the house it is not
that easy for dog. What should I do about it?

Is it a common practice to have a potty place in the house or should I
just have regular walks with the dog before I leave for work and after
work? Somehow it seems to me that 9 hour interval will not be easy for
a dog.

Janet B

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On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:38:32 GMT, Paula <mmmtob...@earthlink.ent>,

clicked their heels and said:

> The difference is that the
>shelters are basically just holding pens. The dogs are in kennels and
>get basic care until they are either claimed by an owner, adopted by a
>new owner or put to sleep if not taken before the shelter runs out of
>room.

Paula - perhaps you are imagining Animal Control facilities, but if
not, you have a very narrow view of what shelters are really like.

>Rescues generally place their dogs in foster homes where the
>dogs live in houses with families. They generally do some temperament
>evaluation and have vets examine the dogs.

With the exception of living with a family, so does a good shelter.

>There is a push to
>housetrain and do some basic obedience work with the dog so that it is
>more likely to be adopted and stay adopted.

As do many good shelters.

> There is also a push to
>screen and educate potential adopters so that the dogs end up in homes
>that are a good match for the breed and the individual dog, safety
>issues are minimized, and the dog will be more likely to stay in the
>home forever.

So does a good shelter.

>Rescues also generally require adopters to let them
>know if the dog doesn't work out so they can find a new home for it
>rather than have it end up in a shelter again.

So does a good shelter.


--
Janet B
www.bestfriendsdogobedience.com
http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/bestfriendsobedience/album

Melinda Shore

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In article <h04qr1lue2b0tchak...@4ax.com>,

Janet B <ja...@bestfriendsdogobedience.com> wrote:
>So does a good shelter.

The local shelter, which is really a shelter (i.e. it's got
an animal control contract with the county does the stuff
you list), and I've dealth with shelters that are at the
bare-bones end of the scale and ones in the middle. I think
the major point is that there's a lot of variability in
shelters, while a narrower range in rescues (although still
some variability). Also, shelters tend to have public
responsibility (county, municipal) while rescues tend to be
run as private charities.
--
Melinda Shore - Software longa, hardware brevis - sh...@panix.com

The federal debt limit has had to be raised four times
since George Bush took office.

Janet B

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On 5 Jan 2006 07:34:42 -0500, sh...@panix.com (Melinda Shore), clicked
their heels and said:

>I think
>the major point is that there's a lot of variability in
>shelters, while a narrower range in rescues (although still
>some variability).

Perhaps. There are a lot of private rescues out there who do a really
bad job, and place dogs that shouldn't be placed. Good rescues and
good shelters do a lot of the same work. Bad ones of either one are a
problem.

>Also, shelters tend to have public
>responsibility (county, municipal) while rescues tend to be
>run as private charities.

I think the number of private shelters equals or surpasses the number
of municipal shelters, but I honestly don't have those numbers handy.
Good private shelters fully vet the animals (including s/n), provide
temperament testing and only place suitable animals, provide support
before and after adoption, and screen adoptions - applications,
interviews, the whole nine yards.

I do agree that the best assessment of a dog's personality is done in
a home, rather than a shelter environment. But even then, the dog may
be benefiting from a very experienced home, and may not be quite the
same dog when it goes to a new adoptive home - a lot of variables -
schedules, other animals, consistency.

The OP has 6 mature cats. That is going to take a reliable and cat
tested dog IMO. An adult dog, fully tested on cats (and preferably,
one that ignores them and avoids confrontation) is probably the best
bet. All 3 of my dogs put up with my little whacko kitty doing all
sorts of things to them - she has no idea how lucky she is.

sighthounds & siberians

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On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:00:56 -0500, Janet B
<ja...@bestfriendsdogobedience.com> wrote:


>I think the number of private shelters equals or surpasses the number
>of municipal shelters, but I honestly don't have those numbers handy.

I don't think that's true. Even if the number of private shelters
equals the number of municipal shelters, the private shelters are not
equally distributed geographically, so that there are many, many areas
of the country where there are 0 private shelters.

>Good private shelters fully vet the animals (including s/n), provide
>temperament testing and only place suitable animals, provide support
>before and after adoption, and screen adoptions - applications,
>interviews, the whole nine yards.

I also don't think there are many municipal shelters that do that.
They simply don't have the time or money.

>I do agree that the best assessment of a dog's personality is done in
>a home, rather than a shelter environment. But even then, the dog may
>be benefiting from a very experienced home, and may not be quite the
>same dog when it goes to a new adoptive home - a lot of variables -
>schedules, other animals, consistency.

Most dogs aren't quite the same dog when they go to new adoptive
homes; like people, different parts of their personalities surface
according to the environment they're in.

I don't think you're being too selective, BTW. With a dog that's
bounced twice already, I don't think you can be too selective. Of
course, I also think your DH should let him stay - - it isn't as
though 3 dogs is 13 or anything. But it doesn't sound as though
that's going to happen.

Mustang Sally

Janet B

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On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:50:30 -0500, sighthounds & siberians
<x...@ncweb.com>, clicked their heels and said:

>
>I don't think you're being too selective, BTW. With a dog that's
>bounced twice already, I don't think you can be too selective.

That's pretty much my feeling too. He's not just a puppy - he's a
puppy who has not made the cut in 2 homes already.

>Of
>course, I also think your DH should let him stay - - it isn't as
>though 3 dogs is 13 or anything. But it doesn't sound as though
>that's going to happen.

No, although we keep trying! I think 3 dogs is perfectly reasonable,
especially since a puppy give Lucy a break by providing hard play with
Franklin. I just need to convince DH that it's in Lucy's (his
"favorite") best interest to have a young dog for Franklin.

sighthounds & siberians

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On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:58:37 -0500, Janet B
<ja...@bestfriendsdogobedience.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:50:30 -0500, sighthounds & siberians
><x...@ncweb.com>, clicked their heels and said:
>
>>
>>I don't think you're being too selective, BTW. With a dog that's
>>bounced twice already, I don't think you can be too selective.
>
>That's pretty much my feeling too. He's not just a puppy - he's a
>puppy who has not made the cut in 2 homes already.
>
>>Of
>>course, I also think your DH should let him stay - - it isn't as
>>though 3 dogs is 13 or anything. But it doesn't sound as though
>>that's going to happen.
>
>No, although we keep trying! I think 3 dogs is perfectly reasonable,
>especially since a puppy give Lucy a break by providing hard play with
>Franklin. I just need to convince DH that it's in Lucy's (his
>"favorite") best interest to have a young dog for Franklin.

Ah. It's always good to identify your target's weak spots. Hopefully
that will help you accomplish your objective. Good luck!

You've said that you provide most of the dog care, obviously you do
the training - - what specifically is his objection to 3 dogs vs. 2
dogs?

Mustang Sally

Janet B

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On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:12:08 -0500, sighthounds & siberians
<x...@ncweb.com>, clicked their heels and said:

>
>You've said that you provide most of the dog care, obviously you do
>the training - - what specifically is his objection to 3 dogs vs. 2
>dogs?

a few things I think. One is that I think he's a little afraid that
if he says yes to a 3rd, then it's a 4th, a 5th......... I have told
him that I don't think more than 3 is desirable, but 3 is the perfect
number, especially spaced out age-wise. he thinks 2 is perfect (2 of
us, 2 crates fit in the car, etc). I definitely provide 99% of the
effort for the dogs (including most feeding and cleanup). He lets
them out in the morning and back in, and feeds breakfast on weekends.

Suja

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"sighthounds & siberians" <x...@ncweb.com> wrote in message:

> You've said that you provide most of the dog care, obviously you do
> the training - - what specifically is his objection to 3 dogs vs. 2
> dogs?

I'm pretty sure that at this point, Rajesh thinks that one is the perfect
number. Mostly because we were able to swap dogsitting with friends when we
only had Khan, but can no longer do it. He was talking about making sure
that our next dog is definitely dog friendly with the friends' dog, until I
broke the bad news to him - their next dog will more than likely be a Pit or
Pit mix, and the likelihood of any of our dogs getting along with any of
theirs would be between slim and none. Especially if we get a dog of a
certain bossy Northern breed.

Then again, he's the one who wanted us to keep Titus, which would've brought
us to 3 dogs. So he is willing to bend the rules for the right third dog.
And 'right' is apparently defined solely on the basis of the cuteness
factor.

Suja


shelly

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On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 12:56:35 -0500, "Suja" <span...@scs.gmu.edu> wrote:

>And 'right' is apparently defined solely on the basis of the cuteness
>factor.

is there any other way to define it?

--
shelly
http://www.cat-sidh.net || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

I'm very strange... Ask me why.
-- Eddie Izzard

Suja

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"shelly" <scouv...@bluemarble.net> wrote in message:

> is there any other way to define it?

'Does not drive spouse nuts' might be a good way to go about it.

Suja


shelly

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On Thu, 5 Jan 2006 13:20:39 -0500, "Suja" <span...@scs.gmu.edu> wrote:

>'Does not drive spouse nuts' might be a good way to go about it.

that's merely a minor detail.

Merz is a smile at the grave and gravity on cheerful occasions.
-- Kurt Schwitters

Marcel Beaudoin

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"Suja" <span...@scs.gmu.edu> wrote in news:Hddvf.256306$0l5.108947
@dukeread06:

>
> "shelly" <scouv...@bluemarble.net> wrote in message:
>
>> is there any other way to define it?
>
> 'Does not drive spouse nuts' might be a good way to go about it.

That falls under a carefully hidden subset of the "Cuteness factor" that is
called the amusement factor.

--
Marcel and Moogli
http://mudbunny.blogspot.com/

Suja

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"Marcel Beaudoin" <marcel....@gmail.com> wrote in message:

> That falls under a carefully hidden subset of the "Cuteness factor" that
is
> called the amusement factor.

It sure was amusing when said dog decided to pee on a certain friend's foot.
The friend was Not Amused.

On the pro side, he was cute, cuddly, small, smart, trainable, fearless,
loved both my dogs and was loved by them. On the con side, he was untiring,
untrained, wanted to go out at 2 AM, a born troublemaker (who led my Pan
astray), and a dog who would've forced me to do something with him, using
time I just don't have. If his placement hadn't stuck, I think that I
would've relented.

Suja


TheAmazing...@mail.com

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HOWEDY bratok,

You should probably ask another lying dog abusing punk thug coward
active acute chronic long term incurable MENTAL CASE for a SECOND
MENTALLY ILL OPINION:

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FEEC097E4AAau...@130.133.1.4...
>
> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > When you compare using sound and
> > praise to solve a problem with using
> > shock collars, hanging, and punishment
> > how can you criticize the use of sound?

> There's nothing more to be said, then.
> You've made up your mind.

> But you've impressed me by mentioning
> that you're a professor with 30 years of
> experience.

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?


> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>

> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?


> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of
> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> Rocky wrote:
> "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>
> > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what
> > would be the point? Where I come from, choking
> > is choking. It's never limited.

> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-


> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

From: Rocky (2...@rocky-dog.com)
Subject: Re: How to handle aggressive situations
Date: 2004-10-19 19:42:54 PST

Melanie L Chang said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> I try really hard not to yell. The times that I have, Solo
> joined in and then lunged to the end of the leash.

Or, at the other end of the spectrum, Rocky cowers,
thinking I'm angry at him - a reason I don't "yuk out"
others' dogs at agility trials or training.


--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

---------------

From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 10 Jun 2003 18:00:45 GMT
Subject: Re: Absolutely abysmal agility day

Robin Nuttall said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> One of the things that frustrates me the most about agility
> is that people seem to think that ALL dogs are fragile,
> shrinking flowers who cannot be corrected in any way.

Well, maybe one day -- when Friday doesn't take correction so
much to heart -- I'll try something different. Right now, he's
just getting the confidence to work a few jumps ahead of me.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.


From: Rocky (mbon...@sunada.com)
Subject: Re: Leg Humper
Date: 1999/09/14

Bioso...@aol.com (Jerry Howe) wrote in
<37D698CF.405B0...@bellsouth.net>:

> By "sticking your knee up," I can only presume that you are
> suggesting that the people knee the dog in the chest. If
> that's what you meant, just say it, instead of beating around
> the bush to avoid criticism from people like me. That kind of
> crap has got to stop, and that's why I'm here, to help wean
> you guys off of the abuse and into the proper methods of
> dealing with behavior problems.

Jerry, I was appreciating your explanation
up until this last paragraph.

Why did you blow it?

--Matt

From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 16 Sep 2003 03:47:41 GMT
Subject: Re: Dominant Agressive Puppy????

Nessa said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> the only thing I remember learning from a spanking was to
> run faster than my dad and NOT GET CAUGHT. so what does
> that say?

I learned to put a comic book down the back of my pants. And
sometimes my parents pretended not to notice. In retrospect,
that's pretty cool.


--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.


"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FE730764918au...@130.133.1.4...

> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.

> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

From: "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com>
Date: 2 Dec 2005 10:55:41 -0800
Subject: Re: In defense of Jerry Howe's methods

Mary Healey wrote:
> I'm still asking for 5 original posts from people here at least 5
> years to support your initial contention (NOT HURTING DOGS TO TRAIN

THEM). You're 0 for 2, so far.

That's 2 in 2 as far as I'm concerned but hey, if you insist. I'm
really curious to see what will be the justification this time. So far
we have:

Limited choking? Hey, it's limited, As Neo would say: Woah, there is no

choke.

Dogs pumped full of prozac? Hey, they're trippin man. Remember
Woodstock. Euh.... Woodwhat?

E-Collar? I'm sure some of you will come up with: But my dog look so
pretty with an electrified perm. Swoooon.

So on with the fun. Taken from the "Collars" thread, started by Perry
Templeton June 20 2005

Denis

----------

On 26 Jun 2005 10:52:42 -0700, lucyaa...@claque.net, wrote:

> What does the "choke" in the "choke chain" stand for, then?
> Lucy

one reason I call them slip collars. Their is a correction involved,
and while it causes momentary discomfort, does not choke the dog.
OTOH, it is CAPABLE fo being used to do that, should a situation
warrant it.
--
Janet B
----------

And here's another one from the same author,
taken from the same thread.

----------

167. Janet B
Jun 21, 12:03 pm show options
On Mon, 20 Jun 2005 21:40:11 +0100, "Alison"

<Ali...@XYZallofus2.fsnet.co.uk>, wrote:
> I'm just wondering why you had to use choke chains to train"your
> dogs especially as they are so small.

Oh geez - let's see - how many JRTs act like alligators at the end of
a leash? I personally prefer prong collars.

----------

Let's go for the hat trick with the same author, taken from the same
thread:

----------

141. Janet B
Jun 27, 10:01 pm

I don't use choke chains. Not quite true - I use a jeweler's hex link
on Franklin at times - it's puuuuuurty. I know the "sound" thing
and all, and when training a dog in a non-group setting, that sound
may be a factor, but I think it fails in the context of a group class.

So, I prefer the better fitting nylon slip collars, and very often,
pinch collars (small link unless it's a freaky dog, then they need
the milder medium link).

But I use e-collars too. With one of my dogs and with some clients.
For circumstances where a physical collar and leash is not the right
answer. I'm sure Lucy has no clue what THAT means!
--
Janet B
----------

Rocky wrote:
> "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what would be the
> > point? Where I come from, choking is choking. It's never
> > limited.

> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs. Thank you for
> your contribution.


> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

Deltones wrote:
> Rocky wrote:
> > "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> > rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> > > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what
> > > would be the point? Where I come from, choking
> > > is choking. It's never limited.

Not so in PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, Deltones.

> > So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> > Thank you for your contribution.

> > --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

Looks like you've pushed the mental cases over the edge again...

> Well, I think you carefully avoided quoting the last part of my post.
> You know the one about a bunch of little Colonel Parker doing Elvis's
> out of their dogs? Oh right, limited choking is not abuse, and pumping
> dogs full of drugs to make them behave ain't either in your world huh?
> For the benefit of our gentle readers, here's the part you forgot to
> quote:
> ----------
> Oh, what the hell. Check out a thread started around Nov 23 called
> "Help with a Nuerotic Hound..." where I wonder if you guys are talking
> about dogs or Woody Allen's pharmacy. I'll stick with praises and noise
> distraction to train my dog, thank you.
> ----------

HOWEDY janet,

Looks like you and your pals have gone totally INSANE again:

Janet B wrote:
> On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 14:44:14 -0500, Janet B
> <j...@bestfriendsdogobedience.com>, clicked their heels and said:

> > Since you quoted me repeatedly, where does it say I beat dogs, choke
> > dogs, scream at dogs, etc? Thanks for your clarification.

> responding to my own post, I had to go back and look at the original
> post, to remind myself what "we" are all accused of doing:
> "screaming, choking, shocking, pinching, beating the living crap
> out of your dogs"

> Scream? no

> Choke? no

> Shock? e-collars are a lot more sophisticated than that
> Pinch? if you want to classify a momentary discomfort by a prong
> collar, go ahead, but unless you have first hand experience with one,
> your opinion means nothing

> Beat the living crap out of? hardly - no hitting exists

"Loop the lead (it's basically a GIANT nylon or leather
choke collar) over his snarly little head, and give him a
stern correction"
--Janet Boss

"Janet Boss offered a pat on the back, commenting that
ultimately it wasn't Kate's decision. Whose was it? I asked.
Why, it was Teena's, averred Janet.

Janet was in an exculpatory frame of mind because she
contributed to this travesty herself, by advising Kate to
repeat the aggression trigger (grooming) on a daily basis.

It's all in the archives.

Now these two are spouting off about what kind of e-collars
they like to use on their dogs. Well, I've got an AC Delco
model that would be just right for Janet or Kate. BZZZZzzt!
I'd have to find it though, and I can't remember if I left
it in my underground bunker or the crawlspace under my
house," Charlie.

"J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20040324071828...@mb-m18.aol.com...

> He was next to me and I could see his neck
> muscles pulsing. He didn't even blink an eye.
> Janet Boss

"sionnach" <rhyfe...@msn.com> wrote in message
news:c3qi15$2biuoh$1...@ID-45033.news.uni-berlin.de...

> "J1Boss" <j1b...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:20040323173916...@mb-m17.aol.com...
> > > I can't imagine needing anything higher
> > > than a 5 with it, even with an insensitive
> > > dog like a Lab.

An INSENSITIVE DOG???

> > I can't remember what model of Innotek I have, but


> > I had a pointer ignore a neck-muscle-pulsing 9.

captain arthur haggerty SEZ: "A CHIN CHUCK" Makes A
ResoundingSound Distraction: "When You Chuck The Dog


The Sound Will Travel Up The Mandible To The Ears And
Give A Popping Sound To The Dog."

"Many People Have Problems Getting The Pinch


Right, Either They Do Not Pinch Enough, Or They
Have A Very Stoic Dog. Some Dogs Will Collapse
Into A Heap. About The Ear Pinch: You Must Keep
The Pressure Up," sindy "don't let the dog SCREAM"
mooreon, author of HOWER FAQ's pages on k9 web.

"Reliable Punishment Cycles, Different Thresholds To Pain And
Punishment, High Tolerance For Correction, Escalation Of Correction
To A Level Where The Dog Yelps When You Punish Him, Thus Making
The Experience One Which The Dog Will Want To Avoid In The Future,"
grant teeboon, RAAF.

"Warning: Sometimes The Corrections Will Seem
Quite Harsh And Cause You To Cringe. This Is A
Normal Reaction The First Few Times It Happens,
But You'll Get Over It."mike duforth, author:
"Courteous Canine."

THAT'S sumpthin to be PR-HOWED abHOWET.

"BethF" <b...@NOT-SO-bad-dawgs-in-ak.com>
wrote in message
news:v4r8kkf...@corp.supernews.com...

Kyle, FWIW, i thought it was pretty funny,
and i often call my little dog the turd, because
he is one. Some folks think its HORRRIBLE i
would insult my dog like that so i guess its just a
matter of personality.

Kyle, the best way to teach him to stay away is to
step on him once. Seriously.

"Whatever Motivates The Dog, But I Daresay Most
Of The Dogs I Have In Classes Just Aren't That

Interested In Praise."

"BethF" <d...@alaska.com> wrote in message
news:uohnj3r...@corp.supernews.com...

Maybe that's what we should do - hold back the dobie
girl so that Izzy can put Simon in his place.

"After Numerous Training Classes, Behavioral
Consultations, And Hundreds Of Dollars In Vet
Bills, I Killed My Dalmatian Several Years Ago

Due To Extreme Dog-Aggressiveness," mustang sally.

"I'll bet you don't know a thing about me.
I volunteered as assistant to the euthanasia
tech at our local shelter for a while, and
I know a bit about overpopulation and unwanted
animals.

This however has nothing at all to do with
responsible breeders, because responsible
breeders don't contribute to that problem,"
Mustang Sally.

Date: Mon, 9 Apr 2001
Subject: Re: shock collars

Sally Hennessey <greyho...@ncweb.com> wrote in message

news:b8m1dtsv6vuiblo63...@4ax.com...

Aside from being incredibly offensive and self-

righteous, this post shows and absence of knowledge


in the differences in dogs' temperaments, or perhaps
a lack of ability to perceive same.

The fact that you, Alison, have never met a dog to
whom corrections and discomfort, even pain, were
unimportant does not mean that such dogs do not exist.

What it means is that you don't know as much about
dogs as you think you do, and you surely don't know
a damn thing about Harlan or anyone else's dog here.

I had a Dalmatian that would instigate fights with
one of her housemates; that dog had no fear or
anything, and pain incurred during a fight meant
nothing to her.

I know that that dog is not unique, and I'm sure many
people here can tell similar stories. The fact that
you, Alison, continue to say things to people such as
what you said to Theresa about causing her dog to
suffer (at least I guess that's what you meant by
"you cause your dog suffers" - - must be the King's
English you guys talk about over there) means that
you are an ignorant, arrogant, insensitive person
who is not worth further notice.

Sally Hennessey

"Sally Hennessey" <greyho...@ncweb.com> wrote in message
news:54nuetsqgkhp26qqv...@4ax.com...

Nope. No more than you'd convince Patch that
prongs and e-collars, in the right hands, are not
intrinsically abusive; or that dogs trained properly
with prongs or e-collars are not fearful, in pain, or
intimidated; or that any one of us here knows our
own dogs and their reactions better than someone
who has never seen them or us...hmmm.

I'm starting to see some similarities here.

Sally Hennessey

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FEEC097E4AAau...@130.133.1.4...
>
> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > When you compare using sound and
> > praise to solve a problem with using
> > shock collars, hanging, and punishment
> > how can you criticize the use of sound?

> There's nothing more to be said, then.
> You've made up your mind.

> But you've impressed me by mentioning
> that you're a professor with 30 years of
> experience.

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?


> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>

> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?


> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of
> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> Rocky wrote:
> "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>
> > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what
> > would be the point? Where I come from, choking
> > is choking. It's never limited.
>
> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-


> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FE730764918au...@130.133.1.4...

> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.

> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

From: Rocky (2...@rocky-dog.com)
Subject: Re: How to handle aggressive situations
Date: 2004-10-19 19:42:54 PST

Melanie L Chang said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> I try really hard not to yell. The times that I have, Solo
> joined in and then lunged to the end of the leash.

Or, at the other end of the spectrum, Rocky cowers,
thinking I'm angry at him - a reason I don't "yuk out"
others' dogs at agility trials or training.


--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

---------------

From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 10 Jun 2003 18:00:45 GMT
Subject: Re: Absolutely abysmal agility day

Robin Nuttall said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> One of the things that frustrates me the most about agility
> is that people seem to think that ALL dogs are fragile,
> shrinking flowers who cannot be corrected in any way.

Well, maybe one day -- when Friday doesn't take correction so
much to heart -- I'll try something different. Right now, he's
just getting the confidence to work a few jumps ahead of me.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

From: Rocky (mbon...@sunada.com)
Subject: Re: Leg Humper
Date: 1999/09/14

Bioso...@aol.com (Jerry Howe) wrote in
<37D698CF.405B0...@bellsouth.net>:

> By "sticking your knee up," I can only presume that you are
> suggesting that the people knee the dog in the chest. If
> that's what you meant, just say it, instead of beating around
> the bush to avoid criticism from people like me. That kind of
> crap has got to stop, and that's why I'm here, to help wean
> you guys off of the abuse and into the proper methods of
> dealing with behavior problems.

Jerry, I was appreciating your explanation
up until this last paragraph.

Why did you blow it?

--Matt

From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 16 Sep 2003 03:47:41 GMT
Subject: Re: Dominant Agressive Puppy????

Nessa said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> the only thing I remember learning from a spanking was to
> run faster than my dad and NOT GET CAUGHT. so what does
> that say?

I learned to put a comic book down the back of my pants. And
sometimes my parents pretended not to notice. In retrospect,
that's pretty cool.


--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

PERHAPS your mentally ill daddy or mammy will
come bye an give you another pretty cool spankin?:

"CHUCK IT Under ITS Chin With That Ever Ready Right Hand,

As it catches on, try using the stick and no ear pinch.

If the dog drops it, chuck it solidly under the chin,
say "No! Hold!"," lying frosty dahl.

"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper


wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more

sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar.

Persist! Eventually, the dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.


You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your

thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear," lying frosty dahl.

"The actual quote is misleading when taken out of context"

sinofabitch writes:


> >> What I have said- repeatedly - is that he took
> >> posts from two different people,

Of curse THAT'S a lie.

> >> took pieces of them out of context,

Of curse. QUOTED. You wanna see it in context?

> >> cobbled them together,

No. There was WON DIRECT QUOTE.

> >> then added his own words:

"Neatly," and "Smartly."

> >> and a fake signature.

"sinofabitch" instead of sionnach.

> >> Which is exactly what he did.

INDEEDY. That's HOWE COME you deny it.

> >> The actual quote is misleading

That so?

> >> when taken out of context,

We'd been talkin abHOWET beatin the dog with a shoe...

> >> and Jerry's faked "quote"

The WON sinofabitch totally DENIES.

> >> is downright meaningless.

Only if you're a MENTAL CASE.

> > Here's Jerry's version
> > "I Dropped The Leash, Threw My
> > Right Arm Over The Lab's Shoulder,
> > Grabbed Her Opposite Foot With My
> > Left Hand, Rolled Her On Her Side,
> > Leaned On Her, Smartly Growled Into
> > Her Throat And Said "GRRRR!" And
> > Neatly Nipped Her Ear," sinofabitch.

> > Here's yours;

> > "I dropped the leash, threw my
> > right arm over the Lab's shoulder,
> > grabbed her opposite foot with my
> > left hand, rolled her on her side,
> > leaned on her, said "GRRRR!" and
> > nipped her ear.
> > --Sara Sionnach

"The actual quote is misleading when taken out of context"

See?

From: Mark Shaw (m...@bangnetcom.com)
Subject: Re: Fido-Shock
Date: 2002-04-10 14:12:18 PST
In article <gWLs8.203228$af7.101030@rwcrn­­­­sc53>,

"Coleman Brumley" <clbrum...@home.com> wrote:
>Has anyone had experience with this product (Fido-Shock).
>If so, what model number, voltage, etc.?

If you're talking about the pet-grade hotwire system, I have
one. It's to keep boarded dogs out of my flowers.

> I have a 1.5 year St Bernard who is scaling (not clearing --
> more like falling over) our 4 foot fence to visit with owners
> walking their dogs. I thought of raising the fence a foot or
> so, but don't think that'll solve the problem. I've tried
> watching her outside, and give a stern "NO" when she
> props on the fence for a peek over it. No avail.
> I've heard this product works after just a couple of tries.

I take it you're considering running the wire across the top
of the fence? I don't think I'd recommend that, although it
may be worth a try. Watch closely -- the one case where I saw
a hotwire used in this fashion caused the dog undue stress and
frustration, and he tried even harder to get over the fence.
So be prepared to take it down right away.

That was a Dane, though. With a Saint things might be different.
--
Mark Shaw

Subject: Re: Video clip......."Nero" practicing
bark alert, while walking backwards
Date: 2004-06-05 18:53:50 PST

"micha el" <spam_yurs...@spamyourmamma.co­­­­m> wrote in message

news:yIydnZpPsIz...@comcast.com...

Anyway, contrary to your PR, this is what it felt
like to me when I got shocked by Hope's collar.

It felt like a bomb going off in my hand and forearm.

------------------------------­­­­--

"Tricia9999" <tricia9...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20021117101433...@mb-cg.aol.com...

> how effective are these electronic fences in
> keeping a dog on a property????

Some run through it. Others get shocked and become
too scared to go out in the yard anymore.

Just heard of a guy that has to rehome his dog,
because the dog got caught right in the path of
the shock and will now not go near his person,
won't go outside.

Just hides under a desk in the house.

**************

BWEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHHAAAA!!!

"I'd call the SHOCK fence effective and safe.
Humane is one of those hot words that people
can debate all day so I won't touch that one.
There are people who would call a regular chain
link fence inhumane," liea altshuller.

"I know this is a hard subject to bring up without
starting the whole cruelty thread again so I'll
state my opinion once and won't defend it further:
any method can be cruel for some dogs.

Even the slightest punishment was wrong for Cubbe at the
beginning, but we've come a long way since then.

She trusts us now as I mentioned in a recent post.

Point is, she's been rewarded for coming, but she's
never been punished, even in the mildest way, for
not coming.

Is it time for that?

What might I look for to tell?"

"Julia Altshuler" jaltshu...@comcast.net
wrote in message news:McYnb.45145$ao4.106231@attbi_s51...

After talking with the vet yesterday and watching
Cubbe all day today, I'm convinced that the shaking
is behavioral, not physical. Naturally I'll continue
keeping an eye on her, but when I add everything
up, I don't see symptoms of anything neurological--
and the vet agrees.
--Lia

"Granted That The Dog Who Fears Retribution
Will Adore His Owner," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER"
lynn.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

- if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar," Lynn K.

"Unfortunately, some confrontation is necessary,
just to be able to handle the dogs. For example,
we need to crate train a dog immediately because
they are usually in need of medical care and they
are in foster homes with other dogs. It's a safety

necessity," lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn.

"Training is not confrontation,"Lynn K.

<except when it is>

"So what? Whoever said that it's right to
always not confront? We sure can try, but
a dog who knows a command and growls when
given it is certainly being confrontational".
You can't simply walk away and pretend it
didn't happen or leave it for later work in
every situation."
Lynn K.

--------------------------------------

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in
one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
---------------------------------

"I used to work the Kill Room as a volunteer in


one shelter.) But their ability to set their own
schedules and duties causes a great deal of
scheduling overhead.

And it takes effort and thought to ensure that
volunteers get the meaningful experience that
they work for.

Someone has to be responsible for that
Volunteer Program, and it is best done
by a non-volunteer."

Lynn K.
---------------------------------

"I worked with one shelter where I bathed and groomed
every adoptable dog on intake. I frankly felt that the
effort/benefit equation was not balanced for some of the
older/ill poodle/terrier mixes we got in badly matted condition.

Should I have refused to groom them?

Or even more pertinent - I was one of the people who
had to make the euthanasia decisions at that shelter."

Lynn K.

Baghdad Bob <Baghdadbob> wrote in message
<news:04591a2c5d469ef78d35c89ed4ed58f7@TeraNews>...

Lynn, looks like he got you there if these quotes are true.

In the posts below you take responsibility for making those calls.

In your post above, you state you do not make those calls.

Which one is it?

WORDS OF WISDOM


from our own Lynn Kosmakos
1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every day
For Twenty Years

I THINK I'M QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT LITHIUM

"I, too, have a bi-polar mood disorder (manic-depression)
requiring 1200mg of lithium and 50 mg of Zoloft every
day.

I, also, care about dogs and use this forum to learn
more, while happily sharing pertinent information
I have learned. But if I were ever to post such sh*t,
I would hope that every other reader of this group
would be rightfully outraged."

"Community is an evolutionary thing that we earn
the right to participate in by observing the
easily understood rules and contributing to in
constructive ways."

Lynn K.

-----------------------------------------

Paxil Princess psychoclown wrote:

"Nope. That "beating dogs with sticks"
things is something you twisted out of
context, because you are full of bizarro
manure."

"Get a stick 30- or 40-inches long. You can have a helper


wield the stick, or do it yourself. Tougher, less tractable
dogs may require you to progress to striking them more

sharply.

REPEAT, VARYING HOW HARD YOU HIT THE DOG.

Now you are ready to progress to what most people think of
as force-fetching: the ear pinch.

Make the dog's need to stop the pinching so urgent that
resisting your will fades in importance.

but will squeal, thrash around, and direct their efforts to
escaping the ear pinch even get a studded collar and pinch
the ear against that if the dog still does not open its mouth,
get out the shotshell.

Try pinching the ear between the metal casing and the
collar, even the buckle on the collar. Persist! Eventually, the
dog will give in

With your hand on the collar and ear, say, 'fetch.'

Immediately tap the dog on the hindquarters with the stick.

Repeat "fetch" and pinch the ear all the way to the dummy.


You can press the dog's ear with a shotshell instead of your

thumb; Say 'fetch' while pressing the dummy against its lips
and pinching its ear," lying frosty dahl.

LYNN K. and LOIS E, and a BiLateral, BiPolar
conversation on Mental problems. LYNN AND LOIS
Almost 50 years on mental illness medications combined

> But I think what Lois was referring to
> was the fact that Darlene actually
> stated at some point that she was
> bipolar--and, IIRC, that meds did not work
> for her--so she was prone to major-league
> ups and downs and sudden
> enthusiasms..

"It wasn't that meds didn't work for her
- she wouldn't take them. I particularly remember
a comment she made about scarey side effects of
Lithium. Hardly. After 17 years on it, I think
I'm qualified to say that the very low risk of
any side effect is far less frightening than the
very real dangers of life without it."

Lynn K.

LYNN K. and the UNQUIET MIND

From: Lynn Kosmakos (lkosma...@home.com)
Subject: Re: Where is Darlene?
Date: 1999/09/03

BoxHill wrote:
> I know I am totally off topic here, but have you read
> "The Unquiet Mind"?

Yeah. It's interesting, but kind of
watered down for the mass market, if
you know what I mean. There's really
quite a lot of good work out there and
decent research. Thank God.

Lynn K.
---------------------------------------

MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION
"KUCKOO!! CUCKOO!!!"
MOTHER (LOIS E.) 22 YEARS on TRICYCLICS
DAUGHTER BIPOLAR...

YOU DO THE MATH

"What's really terrific,
is now days you can say proudly,
'I take anti-depressives'"

From: Gary & lois Edwards (g...@bmi.net)
Subject: Re: Where is Darlene?
Date: 1999/09/02

BEEN ON TRICYCLICS FOR ABOUT 22 YEARS

"I don't take lithium, but I've been on trycyclics
for about 22 years. Been there, done that, have
the t-shirt to prove it. What's really terrific,
is now days you can say proudly,

"I take anti-depressives". Back when I started
taking them it was seen as something shameful.
If you cut your leg off, and were lying there with
a bleeding stump, you'd never let the word
depressed, pass your lips, or the doc's would say,
"You're depressed, on medication? Well, can't have
any pain meds.....you could become addicted."

The good old days. I actually had a Great Aunt who's
father locked her in her room back in the twenties
because she was simple. A shame that medication
probably would have helped her live a normal life.

No Denna, I was just saying with Darlene's
personality, she has a way of making grandiose
plans when at the top of her manic cycle....as
does my daughter. I wasn't saying that anyone
with problems could be counted on to be
irresponsible."

Lois E.
-------------------------------------

DECENT PEOPLE DO NO POST HERE abHOWETS:

Here's professor dermer pryor:

From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST

And how do we know this aspect of his
advice is right?

Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.
His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.

(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-tempered,
ill-mannered, or just plain ill.­),

--Marshall

Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM "NO!"
into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

******IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?*******

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.

BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!

That's INSANE. Ain't it.

"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FEEC097E4AAau...@130.133.1.4...
>
> Linda wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
> > When you compare using sound and
> > praise to solve a problem with using
> > shock collars, hanging, and punishment
> > how can you criticize the use of sound?

> There's nothing more to be said, then.
> You've made up your mind.

> But you've impressed me by mentioning
> that you're a professor with 30 years of
> experience.

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?


> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

>> I do know that hitting, hurting your dog
>> will often make the dog either aggressive
>> or a fear biter, neither of which we want
>> to do.
>

> And neither does anyone else, Jerome.
> No matter what Jerry Howe states.
>

> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>
> BUT, giving you the benefit of the
> doubt, please provide a quote (an
> original quote, not from one of Jerry
> Howe's heavily edited diatribes) that
> shows a regular poster promoting or
> using an abusive form of training.
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> So, can you cite some examples of
> people recommending "shock collars,
> hanging, and punishment"?


> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

> What's the point, but: Refer me to those posts of
> which you have read so many. While you're going
> through them, point out those which recommend
> shocking, and pinching, and beating. Thank you.
> --
> -Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

> Rocky wrote:
> "Deltones" <vibrov...@hotmail.com> said in
> rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>
> > After your defense of "Limited" choking, what
> > would be the point? Where I come from, choking
> > is choking. It's never limited.

> So, you can't point out abuse where none occurs.
> Thank you for your contribution.
>-


> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.
>

From: Rocky (2...@rocky-dog.com)
Subject: Re: How to handle aggressive situations
Date: 2004-10-19 19:42:54 PST

Melanie L Chang said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> I try really hard not to yell. The times that I have, Solo
> joined in and then lunged to the end of the leash.

Or, at the other end of the spectrum, Rocky cowers,
thinking I'm angry at him - a reason I don't "yuk out"
others' dogs at agility trials or training.


--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

---------------

From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 10 Jun 2003 18:00:45 GMT
Subject: Re: Absolutely abysmal agility day

Robin Nuttall said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> One of the things that frustrates me the most about agility
> is that people seem to think that ALL dogs are fragile,
> shrinking flowers who cannot be corrected in any way.

Well, maybe one day -- when Friday doesn't take correction so
much to heart -- I'll try something different. Right now, he's
just getting the confidence to work a few jumps ahead of me.

--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.


From: Rocky (mbon...@sunada.com)
Subject: Re: Leg Humper
Date: 1999/09/14

Bioso...@aol.com (Jerry Howe) wrote in
<37D698CF.405B0...@bellsouth.net>:

> By "sticking your knee up," I can only presume that you are
> suggesting that the people knee the dog in the chest. If
> that's what you meant, just say it, instead of beating around
> the bush to avoid criticism from people like me. That kind of
> crap has got to stop, and that's why I'm here, to help wean
> you guys off of the abuse and into the proper methods of
> dealing with behavior problems.

Jerry, I was appreciating your explanation
up until this last paragraph.

Why did you blow it?

--Matt

From: Rocky <2...@rocky-dog.com>
Date: 16 Sep 2003 03:47:41 GMT
Subject: Re: Dominant Agressive Puppy????

Nessa said in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:

> the only thing I remember learning from a spanking was to
> run faster than my dad and NOT GET CAUGHT. so what does
> that say?

I learned to put a comic book down the back of my pants. And
sometimes my parents pretended not to notice. In retrospect,
that's pretty cool.


--
--Matt. Rocky's a Dog.


"Rocky" <2...@rocky-dog.com> wrote in message
news:Xns92FE730764918au...@130.133.1.4...

> Melinda Shore wrote in rec.pets.dogs.behavior:
>
> > But he's the one producing the training MATTerial.

> Ack. You just gave him some moore ammunition.

> --
> --Matt. Rocky's a Dog.

BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
BWWWWEAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!.

TheAmazing...@mail.com

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You should probably ask another lying dog abusing punk thug coward

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Janet B <ja...@bestfriendsdogobedience.com> wrote:
>
> I think the number of private shelters equals or surpasses the number
> of municipal shelters, but I honestly don't have those numbers handy.

That could be, but... there is not a simple black/white dichotomy
here because some governments contract out animal control services
to private shelters. Just thought I'd point that out.

Dianne


Janet B

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On 05 Jan 2006 20:28:54 GMT, dia...@sonic.net ((null)), clicked their
heels and said:

>
>That could be, but... there is not a simple black/white dichotomy
>here because some governments contract out animal control services
>to private shelters. Just thought I'd point that out.

I honestly don't even remember my point in thinking about it! ;-D I
guess the point is, know who you're adopting from. Some shelters do
incredibly thorough screening, others do none, and a lot are somewhere
in between. Breed rescues (some are all breed) generally do a good
job of evaluation, by virtue of dogs being in foster homes, if nothing
else, but some don't use good judgement in rehoming serious-problem
dogs. There are a lot of splits of rescue groups due to
disagreement on policy.

showd...@yahoo.com

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Jan 5, 2006, 6:20:23 PM1/5/06
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i think if you decide on a mixed breed and that is the only dog to get,
call it busted, a song by jo,dhee mes,in,ya.

sighthounds & siberians

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Jan 5, 2006, 10:23:17 PM1/5/06
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On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:36:37 -0500, Janet B
<ja...@bestfriendsdogobedience.com> wrote:

>On Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:12:08 -0500, sighthounds & siberians
><x...@ncweb.com>, clicked their heels and said:
>
>>
>>You've said that you provide most of the dog care, obviously you do
>>the training - - what specifically is his objection to 3 dogs vs. 2
>>dogs?
>
>a few things I think. One is that I think he's a little afraid that
>if he says yes to a 3rd, then it's a 4th, a 5th......... I have told
>him that I don't think more than 3 is desirable, but 3 is the perfect
>number, especially spaced out age-wise. he thinks 2 is perfect (2 of
>us, 2 crates fit in the car, etc). I definitely provide 99% of the
>effort for the dogs (including most feeding and cleanup). He lets
>them out in the morning and back in, and feeds breakfast on weekends.

3 is a good number of dogs. Let's hope that he may see the light.

Mustang Slly

Paula

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Jan 6, 2006, 12:38:16 AM1/6/06
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I'm glad to hear there are such shelters out there somewhere, but
unfortunately I haven't seen any of them. Most of the shelters here
are run by animal control and even the ones that are not are basically
warehouses. I don't fault those who are running them, but that is
what they are.

drgutsyd...@yahoo.com

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Jan 5, 2006, 8:55:23 PM1/5/06
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thee measure of thee swing
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Alison

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Jan 6, 2006, 4:51:47 PM1/6/06
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"bratok" <nob...@nowhere.not> wrote in message
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Why do you think the dog should be put in the garden or in the
basement?
Most people leave their pet dogs in the main part of the house or
appartment , in the lounge or the kitchen though I believe some
people leave then crated.
Alison


Alison

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Jan 6, 2006, 4:53:36 PM1/6/06
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"bratok" <nob...@nowhere.not> wrote in message
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> On 2006-01-04 11:58:10 -0800, "Alison"
<ali...@XYZallofus2.fsnet.co.uk>
> >
>
>
> I can definetely take 1 hour after work or even more. I don't plan
on
> doing it every day for the rest of my life although. Some days will
> have to be more limitted.>>

You could also exercise the dog in your yard by playing ball or
something if you can't manage an hour.
Alison


Janet B

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Jan 6, 2006, 5:01:06 PM1/6/06
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On Fri, 6 Jan 2006 21:51:47 -0000, "Alison"
<ali...@XYZallofus2.fsnet.co.uk>, clicked their heels and said:

>
> Why do you think the dog should be put in the garden or in the
>basement?
> Most people leave their pet dogs in the main part of the house or
>appartment , in the lounge or the kitchen though I believe some
>people leave then crated.

I'm sure the OP is concerned about interaction with the cats in the
household, chewing, housebreaking, etc. Crate training is widely used
to deal with a new dog in these situations, and the crate should be
located in a living area of the home, so the transition from it will
be in a familiar environment.

Alison

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Jan 6, 2006, 5:00:33 PM1/6/06
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"bratok" <nob...@nowhere.not> wrote in message
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> On 2006-01-04 11:58:10 -0800, "Alison"
<ali...@XYZallofus2.fsnet.co.uk> said:
>
>
> The more I think about it, the more I am affraid that cats will have
a
> hard time adjusting. I have one cat that is affraid of everything.
> One is trully territorial and wants to attack every dog she sees in
the
> window (loves people) and one is a bit difficult to define.>>


It's something you have to bear in mind. Introducing a new pet,
whether it is another cat or dog is always stressful , and sometimes
people feel guilty for putting their cats through it. My own cat was
used to living with a dog and when she (the dog) died, I adopted a
very small rescue dog . He is smaller than her but even so she was
still huffy for a while but they are fine now.
It's more difficult when cats are scared and they run away and hide
and won't come in the same room as the dog. :( It would help if you
chose a small breed so the cats won't feel like Godzilla has moved in.
Alison


Alison

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Jan 6, 2006, 5:19:15 PM1/6/06
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"bratok" <nob...@nowhere.not> wrote in message
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> On 2006-01-03 17:27:23 -0800, bratok <nob...@nowhere.not> said:
>
> > > I am a bit confused about a dog's potty place if dog stays
indoors
> during work hours. If I spend 9 hours outside of the house it is
not
> that easy for dog. What should I do about it?
>
> Is it a common practice to have a potty place in the house or should
I
> just have regular walks with the dog before I leave for work and
after
> work? Somehow it seems to me that 9 hour interval will not be easy
for
> a dog.>>>

Some dogs can hold it for that time and are ok , some have dog doors
or their owners put down puppy pads or have dog walkers or leave
their dogs in day care.
I wouldn't have a dog if I had to leave him alone for that length of
time. The major UK rescues wouldn't rehome a dog if it was to be left
all day.
It's not just about the dog having a pee break. Dogs are pack
animals and I don't think its fair to leave then on their own for so
long; it's boring too and can lead to problems such as chewing .
It's good you are asking questions and doing research before you make
up your mind whether to get a dog or not. Owning a dog is a huge time
consuming commitment , as the saying goes a dog is for life not just
for Chritsmas but it's very rewarding too. Ask yourself why you want
a dog and what quality of life you can give him. You can overcome
problems if you have the commitment and the willingness to put your
dog before yourself but if you can't keep the standard of care up then
it's best you don't get a dog for the dogs sake.
Alison


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