Dog Quotes
Jeff Harper
Jeff
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went." - Will Rogers
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." - Sigmund
Freud
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue." - Anonymous
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
often continued in the next yard." - Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." -
Franklin P. Jones
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down." - Robert Benchley
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." - Fran
Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult." - Rita Rudner
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." - Ann Landers
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -
Ben Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." - Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A.
Rooney
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They
must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
Chris Williams
> when I die I want to go where they
> went." - Will Rogers
>All living beings are ensouled and strive to participate
> in eternity. ............Aristotle
diddy
Thank You Jeff
Mark Shaw
"Jeff Harper" <dummya...@doplay.com> wrote:
>Got these in my email today. Thought some of you might enjoy them.
Heh. Turns out I already have more than half of them -- I snagged
the rest, though. Thanks!
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Jeff Harper
I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they don't
just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good
ideas. --Jack Handy
Jeff
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