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Jim Ward

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Nov 22, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/22/96
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Here are some demonic names for your naughty kitties. Sorry that
they're mostly male, but perhaps most demons are male.

Male
----

Asmodeus - mean, lusty

Astaroth or Ashtaroth - wise, with a powerful stench

Baal - kingly, fertile

Beelzebub - likes flies

Belial - beautiful, with a soft voice, reckless


Female
------

Astarte or Ashtoreth - fertile

Lilith - lusty

Robert Pindell

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Nov 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/23/96
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Jim Hoomin:

Kitties is not demons so demonic names are not good names for kitties.

We is one of God's (that some kitties claim as their own and call Bast)
good, perfect creatures. When hoomins think that we is naughty we is
just doing what comes naturally to kitties. God gave us gifts to do
our job of catching mouses and other kitty prey. We has sharp claws,
sharp teeths, quiet movement, curiosity and a facination with small
moving things that sometimes causes trouble for the hoomins that we
live with. But God also gave us beauty and the purr for the joy of it
and to make hoomins happy.

No, kitties is not demons.

Jäger and Dé jà vu, kitties that write for themselves

Cheshire Cat

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Nov 23, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/23/96
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In <574io3$2...@news1.radix.net> j...@Radix.Net (Jim Ward) writes:

>Here are some demonic names for your naughty kitties. Sorry that
>they're mostly male, but perhaps most demons are male.

>Male
>----

>Asmodeus - mean, lusty

>Astaroth or Ashtaroth - wise, with a powerful stench

>Baal - kingly, fertile

>Beelzebub - likes flies

>Belial - beautiful, with a soft voice, reckless


>Female
>------

>Astarte or Ashtoreth - fertile

>Lilith - lusty
Years ago I had two brothers (1/2 brothers, actually and of course they were
male demons) Screamin' Demon and Flamin' Damien. Both were HHP show cats and
did well in spite of their formidable names.

--
Andrea
aka Cheshire Cat

KitTen

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Nov 24, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/24/96
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ajs wrote:
>
> <da demin names scritched owt>

> >Jim Hoomin:
> >
> >Kitties is not demons so demonic names are not good names for kitties.
> >
> >We is one of God's (that some kitties claim as their own and call Bast)
> >good, perfect creatures. When hoomins think that we is naughty we is
> >just doing what comes naturally to kitties. God gave us gifts to do
> >our job of catching mouses and other kitty prey. We has sharp claws,
> >sharp teeths, quiet movement, curiosity and a facination with small
> >moving things that sometimes causes trouble for the hoomins that we
> >live with. But God also gave us beauty and the purr for the joy of it
> >and to make hoomins happy.
> >
> >No, kitties is not demons.
> >
> >Jäger and Dé jà vu, kitties that write for themselves
>

< Juanny and Sammy(******) comments snipped >

Ize missed thuh original post but let me say BRAVO BRAVO!!!


KitTen

ajs

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Nov 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/25/96
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<da demin names scritched owt>
>Jim Hoomin:
>
>Kitties is not demons so demonic names are not good names for kitties.
>
>We is one of God's (that some kitties claim as their own and call Bast)
>good, perfect creatures. When hoomins think that we is naughty we is
>just doing what comes naturally to kitties. God gave us gifts to do
>our job of catching mouses and other kitty prey. We has sharp claws,
>sharp teeths, quiet movement, curiosity and a facination with small
>moving things that sometimes causes trouble for the hoomins that we
>live with. But God also gave us beauty and the purr for the joy of it
>and to make hoomins happy.
>
>No, kitties is not demons.
>
>Jäger and Dé jà vu, kitties that write for themselves

An Amen tu dat, kittybruvvers, (meanin kittybruvversANDsisfurs)

God made us da most brootiful uv all da creetchers, is all, sose da
poor hoomins dinet hav tu be lonely, an day wud hav sumfing to pet an
luv wen dare harts had tu much luv in dem fur uvver hoomins to cope
wiv.....Dats ar feory ennyway an weze stickin tu it.

Frum
Juanny and Sammy(******) (and there mummy Alison)<:><

i.a.

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Nov 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/25/96
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I have a female cat named "Casper". I don't know if this is
demonic or not. She came with a male cat named "Chester"
and I don't think that I should change her name.

i...@ix.netcom.com

ad...@iastate.edu (Cheshire Cat) wrote:
:

Diana T Osborne

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Nov 25, 1996, 3:00:00 AM11/25/96
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In <3298cc90...@news.voyager.co.nz> stan...@voyager.co.nz (ajs)
writes:

>
>An Amen tu dat, kittybruvvers, (meanin kittybruvversANDsisfurs)
>
>God made us da most brootiful uv all da creetchers, is all, sose da
>poor hoomins dinet hav tu be lonely, an day wud hav sumfing to pet an
>luv wen dare harts had tu much luv in dem fur uvver hoomins to cope
>wiv.....Dats ar feory ennyway an weze stickin tu it.
>
>Frum
>Juanny and Sammy(******) (and there mummy Alison)<:><

Ize talkt it over wid Meowmy an weze agrees wif Juanny and
Sammy. one hunnert percen! Dere are sum tings Meowmy and
I can agrees on, not too many, but sums.

Rocky
>


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