MEOW: Meow-my lost her wits!
Bandit
Hi dis is Bandit... Meow-my needs purrs cawse she's lost her wits!
A few yeers ago she had two uf her wisdum teeth extracted, an she was a
half-wit. Well yestirday she had the uther two extracted, and she's not got
any wits left!
Why do hoomins hafta have wisdum teeth? And then why are they pulled owt?
Meow-my is actin reely funny--she eets sum pill that makes her dizzy an
lite-heded, an can't eet anything but soop an pudding an stuff like that. She
also talks funny. I don't unnerstand this at all.
Bandit
(Meow-my note: Yup, this is the month from hell for me... I've had five
fillings--my first cavities at age 22! aaah!--and two teeth pulled. I don't
think I've been able to eat anything but soft, easily chewable stuff all month!
I'm on some pain pills right now to make the ache in my jaw go away, but the
side effects are quite odd. When I don't feel like I'm on a boat or
experiencing an earthquake, my eyes get strange, and my coordination goes
bye-bye. Or I get really really tired immediately after taking my pill. It's
not pleasant. At least Gypsy, Toss, and Sparkle have come in to visit me for a
little while this afternoon.)
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Ray/Fran Tock
Bandit wrote:
>
> Hi dis is Bandit... Meow-my needs purrs cawse she's lost her wits!
Weze will purr away so that your Meowmie's mouth stops hurting so she can
stop that wierd medicine and can eat properly. Meowmies need to keep
their strength up so they can take care of all us kitties and themselves.
purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr
PURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURR
Punkins & Puddi Cat
Kate Ashley
PURRSANWAGGAWAGGAS Rors, The PS, Josie and MsNoname
David Berkebile
Bandit wrote:
>
> Hi dis is Bandit... Meow-my needs purrs cawse she's lost her wits!
>
> half-wit. Well yestirday she had the uther two extracted, and she's not got
> any wits left!
Here's purrrs for her so she can stop takin that dumb medicine.
PURRRRRRRRRRS PPPUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRs We'll share sum toona rolls too
for when she kin eat again. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ <:>>>>>><
Ghengis, Lucy and Socks VC
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>Bandit wrote:
>>
>> Hi dis is Bandit... Meow-my needs purrs cawse she's lost her wits!
>
>Weze will purr away so that your Meowmie's mouth stops hurting so she can
>stop that wierd medicine and can eat properly. Meowmies need to keep
>their strength up so they can take care of all us kitties and themselves.
>
>purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr
>PURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURR
>
>Punkins & Puddi Cat
Lots of purrs frum uz tu.......canet hav meomy gettin tu week tu feed
yas.
PPPUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPUUUUURRRRRRRR
PPPUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPUUUUURRRRRRRR
(speshul sore mouf purrs)
Frum
Juanny and Sammy(******) (and there mummy Alison)<:><
Barbara Turner
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heer is sum purrs fur yur meowmy.. we hopes
she gets bedder soon.. soop iz good but it
dusn't stick to yur ribs in dis cold weather..
Patches, Britches, an Trouble
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Renee Babcock
Hi Bandit, my mommy had her smart teef out wen Ize wuz a kitten, an Ize
fink it's made a rill diffrence - shes fury fury fury dum, efen fur a
hoomin. She duznt feed us on time, she duznt let us OUT wen we want,
she takes us ta TED efen wen we tell her not to, an, well, yu get da
picher.
Socrates, DOC
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Renee here - I had 4 fully impacted wisdom teeth, so I went to an oral
surgeon who removed them all under general anesthesia. I don't remember
much about the procedure, except at one point feeling an itchy sensation
in my jaw and reaching up and smacking the surgeons hand away. He put
my hand down, went back to work, but I reached up again and smacked his
hand away. He must have gotten the hint (it wasn't pain, it was an
itching feeling) because the next day after I woke up (after a long
night's sleep) the left side of my jaw was still numb from the extra
shot of novocaine - I was lopsided all day, and drooling out the left
side. It was pretty funny, all things considered. And I never once
even gave thought to the fact that this guy was working in my mouth with
sharp surgical objects. Hope you're feeling better in no time.
Eva Quesnell
On 23 Nov 1996, Bandit wrote:
> Hi dis is Bandit... Meow-my needs purrs cawse she's lost her wits!
>
> A few yeers ago she had two uf her wisdum teeth extracted, an she was a
> half-wit. Well yestirday she had the uther two extracted, and she's not got
> any wits left!
>
> Why do hoomins hafta have wisdum teeth? And then why are they pulled owt?
> Meow-my is actin reely funny--she eets sum pill that makes her dizzy an
> lite-heded, an can't eet anything but soop an pudding an stuff like that. She
> also talks funny. I don't unnerstand this at all.
>
>
> Bandit
Hi Bandit! Dere's one fing I don' unnerstand. How come hoomins is so
dum dat they haf teeth that are spose to make dem smart -- and den dey
haf dem smart teeth taken out? Does dis make sense to you? My mommy had
all hers out too -- no wonder she's so stoopid sumtimes! :)
We'z purring so dat maybe your mom kin find her wits agin! Purrs Purrs!
Purrs!
Chick and Mickey
Note to Mom from Mom: At least you'll be healed up in time for all those
goodies at Christmas. :)
K.J. Haught
Yer mama had wits? Well, that puts her one set of wits above our mama!
Purrs for her missing wisdom, er..scuse us, teeth!
Ashley, Pip, and Olive
Bandit
Eva Quesnell wrote:
> On 23 Nov 1996, Bandit wrote:
>
> > Hi dis is Bandit... Meow-my needs purrs cawse she's lost her wits!
> > A few yeers ago she had two uf her wisdum teeth extracted, an she was a
> > half-wit. Well yestirday she had the uther two extracted, and she's not got
> > any wits left!
> > Why do hoomins hafta have wisdum teeth? And then why are they pulled owt?
> dum dat they haf teeth that are spose to make dem smart -- and den dey
> haf dem smart teeth taken out? Does dis make sense to you? My mommy had
> all hers out too -- no wonder she's so stoopid sumtimes! :)
I no I no! Is so strange. Hey wait! Mebbe this has sumthin to do with
Fangs-giving this week--you think?
> We'z purring so dat maybe your mom kin find her wits agin! Purrs Purrs!
> Purrs!
I hope she dus too... she pretty strange on the medikashun...
Bandit
> Note to Mom from Mom: At least you'll be healed up in time for all those
> goodies at Christmas. :)
Oh, I know! I'm just hoping I'm going to be okay for Thursday! I want
stuffing, and a big slice of pecan pie! :)
Minx
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Bandit
Renee Babcock wrote:
>
> Hi Bandit, my mommy had her smart teef out wen Ize wuz a kitten, an Ize
> fink it's made a rill diffrence - shes fury fury fury dum, efen fur a
> hoomin. She duznt feed us on time, she duznt let us OUT wen we want,
> she takes us ta TED efen wen we tell her not to, an, well, yu get da
> picher.
Yeah yeah, I do! Well, smart teef or no, my Meow-my is rilly dum anyhow. She
dus the same things yur mommy dus, except I'ze not alowed IN wenefer I want! (I
think is cawse of sumthin called a lether sofa.)
Bandit
> --------
> Renee here - I had 4 fully impacted wisdom teeth, so I went to an oral
> surgeon who removed them all under general anesthesia. I don't remember
> much about the procedure, except at one point feeling an itchy sensation
> in my jaw and reaching up and smacking the surgeons hand away. He put
> my hand down, went back to work, but I reached up again and smacked his
> hand away. He must have gotten the hint (it wasn't pain, it was an
> itching feeling) because the next day after I woke up (after a long
> night's sleep) the left side of my jaw was still numb from the extra
> shot of novocaine - I was lopsided all day, and drooling out the left
> side. It was pretty funny, all things considered. And I never once
> even gave thought to the fact that this guy was working in my mouth with
> sharp surgical objects. Hope you're feeling better in no time.
Yipes! I let out this high-pitched "EEEEE!" (a la the movie "Splash") when I
normally have my mouth worked on. That's why I decided to have an oral surgeon
do this.
I was fully out cold. I just remember waking up crying hard, with tears
streaming down my face, but my eyelids weighed a ton, and I wasn't fully
"there"... and then it was gone. They didn't want me to walk without their
support (anesthesia not fully worn off, etc.), but I skipped down the hall and
did a pirouhette and said "See? I'm fine!"
My jaw didn't hurt until 5 hours later... the pain meds were weird. I felt
like I was on a ship in the ocean, or been on the Gravitron one too many
times... trying to answer my email was loads of fun... :)
Minx
Kate Ashley <Sham...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> Ray/Fran Tock wrote:
> > Bandit wrote:
> > > Hi dis is Bandit... Meow-my needs purrs cawse she's lost her wits!
> > stop that wierd medicine and can eat properly. Meowmies need to keep
> > their strength up so they can take care of all us kitties and themselves.
> > purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr
> > PURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURR
> > Punkins & Puddi Cat
Fangu... er, thank you, for all the purrs (and the waggawaggas). I'm doing
better now, though sitting through classes with a sore jaw is a new
experience...
...And the taste in my mouth (those of you who have had teeth pulled KNOW what
I'm talking about) is making me ill. I just have a plastic bag of Saltines and
a small bottle of 7-up in my backpack in case I feel nauseated...
I've had too many teeth pulled in my life. I'm down to 24 now, instead of the
"normal" 32. (sigh)
Minx
David Berkebile wrote:
> Bandit wrote:
> > Hi dis is Bandit... Meow-my needs purrs cawse she's lost her wits!
> >
> > half-wit. Well yestirday she had the uther two extracted, and she's not got
> > any wits left!
> Here's purrrs for her so she can stop takin that dumb medicine.
> PURRRRRRRRRRS PPPUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRs We'll share sum toona rolls too
> for when she kin eat again. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ <:>>>>>><
>
> Ghengis, Lucy and Socks VC
Well fangu very much for the toona rolls, but I'm not too fond of toona,
personally. However, I will be a nice Meow-my and let Bandit and the others
share them, since they need yummy treats more than I do right now. Here's some
tender chicken teriyaki bits and a bowl of rice for you as a fangu present--this
is take-out from my favorite Japanese restaurant (hey, being "sick" has its plus
side!).
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who can successfully use chopsticks while on pain pills!
Susan Rankin
In article <Pine.A32.3.91.961125...@pegasus.unm.edu>,
eque...@unm.edu says...
>Hi Bandit! Dere's one fing I don' unnerstand. How come hoomins is so
>dum dat they haf teeth that are spose to make dem smart -- and den dey
>haf dem smart teeth taken out? Does dis make sense to you? My mommy had
>all hers out too -- no wonder she's so stoopid sumtimes! :)
My meowmy has alla hurs, she gots hur last one a cupple weeks ago, an she says
sheez keepin um! I'z glad abowt dat cuz I knowz dat now sheel never furget wher de kitty
fud and Pounces iz at!
>We'z purring so dat maybe your mom kin find her wits agin! Purrs Purrs!
>Purrs!
I sendin purrs, too... PUURRRRRR!!!!!!!
>Note to Mom from Mom: At least you'll be healed up in time for all those
>goodies at Christmas. :)
Bingo! And hey, there's always pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, and mashed taters with
turkey gravy!
Sue
Ginger Sackett Glaser
sra...@op.net (Susan Rankin) wrote:
Are meowmie said she never did git any. Duz that meen sheze rilly dum?
Galaxy
Susan Rankin
In article <32a59bc4....@news.minn.net>, ggl...@minn.net says...
>> My meowmy has alla hurs, she gots hur last one a cupple weeks ago, an she says
>>sheez keepin um! I'z glad abowt dat cuz I knowz dat now sheel never furget wher de
>>kitty fud and Pounces iz at!
>Are meowmie said she never did git any. Duz that meen sheze rilly dum?
>
>Galaxy
No, Galaxy...but whut id DUZ meen, iz dat she haz reeched hur full potenshul! Dats it,
dats awl yoo get, REED A BOOK! (Sowwie! My meowmie likes to watch da Tick and dats
a joke frum da show!)
Galen
Bandit
ggl...@minn.net (Ginger Sackett Glaser) wrote:
|>>Hi Bandit! Dere's one fing I don' unnerstand. How come hoomins is so
|>>dum dat they haf teeth that are spose to make dem smart -- and den dey
|>>haf dem smart teeth taken out? Does dis make sense to you? My mommy had
|>>all hers out too -- no wonder she's so stoopid sumtimes! :)
|>
|>My meowmy has alla hurs, she gots hur last one a cupple weeks ago, an she
|>says sheez keepin um! I'z glad abowt dat cuz I knowz dat now sheel never
|>furget wher de kitty fud and Pounces iz at!
|>
|>>We'z purring so dat maybe your mom kin find her wits agin! Purrs Purrs!
|>>Purrs!
|>
|> I sendin purrs, too... PUURRRRRR!!!!!!!
|>
|>>Note to Mom from Mom: At least you'll be healed up in time for all those
|>>goodies at Christmas. :)
|>
|> Bingo! And hey, there's always pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, and mashed
|> taters with turkey gravy!
|>
|Are meowmie said she never did git any. Duz that meen sheze rilly dum?
I don't fink so, Galaxy. I fink that meens she's SMART. Seems like quite a
few hoomins hafta have theirs owt, so it's dum to get 'em in the furrst plase.
(or did yu meen she didn't get any pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, an masht
taters wif gravy?)
Meow-my isn't doin so well wif the missin teef. The bludclot that is spost
to stay in the hole disapeered, so she hadta have sumthin called "packing"
shoved in the hole in her lower gums--rite before a test at school! She failed
the test because she was in grate pain. She hasta leeve this thing (it's like
string wrapped around plastic or sumthin) in the hole till Munday wen she goes
to see the dentist again. She's callin it her tooth-tampon, but it hurts her
alot. She had a bad time eeting Fangsgivin dinner yesterday, speshally since
she hates cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, an gravy. She ate alota stuffin, tho,
an masht taters...
Bandit
who got sum turkee...
Ray/Fran Tock
Bandit wrote:
> Meow-my isn't doin so well wif the missin teef. The bludclot that is
> spost to stay in the hole disapeered, so she hadta have sumthin called
> "packing" shoved in the hole in her lower gums--rite before a test at
> school! She failed the test because she was in grate pain. She hasta
> leeve this thing (it's like string wrapped around plastic or sumthin)
> in the hole till Munday wen she goes to see the dentist again. She's
> callin it her tooth-tampon, but it hurts her alot. She had a bad time
> eeting Fangsgivin dinner yesterday, speshally since she hates cranberry
> sauce, pumpkin pie, an gravy. She ate alota stuffin, tho, an masht
> taters...
>
> Bandit
> who got sum turkee...
>
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Weze so sorry to hear that. Your Meowmie needs more purrs to help her
gums heal so that the horrible packing can be removed and efurrything be
back to normal.
purrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurrpurr
PURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURRPURR
Punkins & Puddi Cat
(Hoomin note - I'm so sorry. Your extractions bring back memories of
similar experiences. Luckily for me, each wisdom tooth was removed
during breaks, not during school. I remember the packing material -
yck, and had a similar experience with the pain medication. Hope your
teacher was sympathetic and will consider the circumstances before giving
you a grade. - Fran)
Cheryl L Perkins
Renee Babcock (r.ba...@mail.utexas.edu) wrote:
: Hi Bandit, my mommy had her smart teef out wen Ize wuz a kitten, an Ize
: fink it's made a rill diffrence - shes fury fury fury dum, efen fur a
: hoomin. She duznt feed us on time, she duznt let us OUT wen we want,
: she takes us ta TED efen wen we tell her not to, an, well, yu get da
: picher.
: Socrates, DOC
: --------
: Renee here - I had 4 fully impacted wisdom teeth, so I went to an oral
: surgeon who removed them all under general anesthesia. I don't remember
: much about the procedure, except at one point feeling an itchy sensation
: in my jaw and reaching up and smacking the surgeons hand away. He put
: my hand down, went back to work, but I reached up again and smacked his
: hand away. He must have gotten the hint (it wasn't pain, it was an
: itching feeling) because the next day after I woke up (after a long
: night's sleep) the left side of my jaw was still numb from the extra
: shot of novocaine - I was lopsided all day, and drooling out the left
: side. It was pretty funny, all things considered. And I never once
: even gave thought to the fact that this guy was working in my mouth with
: sharp surgical objects. Hope you're feeling better in no time.
Me too. I had two of them out when I was living in TO (Toronto, I mean).
Under a local, yet. By the time the subway reached the stop near my aunt
and uncle's apartment, I'd already swallowed the painkillers the clinic
gave me. Sure, it hurt, but the drugs meant I didn't really care!!
I still have the last two. They weren't impacted. Does this mean I am
half wise?
Cheryl
--
Cheryl Perkins
cper...@calvin.stemnet.nf.ca
Susan Rankin
In article <57qm8f$5...@coranto.ucs.mun.ca>, cper...@calvin.stemnet.nf.ca says...
>I still have the last two. They weren't impacted. Does this mean I am
>half wise?
Maybe you're a half-wit? @:}
Susan
Ginger Sackett Glaser
> I don't fink so, Galaxy. I fink that meens she's SMART. Seems like quite a
>few hoomins hafta have theirs owt, so it's dum to get 'em in the furrst plase.
>
> (or did yu meen she didn't get any pumpkin pie, cranberry sauce, an masht
>taters wif gravy?)
>
> Meow-my isn't doin so well wif the missin teef. The bludclot that is spost
>to stay in the hole disapeered, so she hadta have sumthin called "packing"
>shoved in the hole in her lower gums--rite before a test at school! She failed
>the test because she was in grate pain. She hasta leeve this thing (it's like
>string wrapped around plastic or sumthin) in the hole till Munday wen she goes
>to see the dentist again. She's callin it her tooth-tampon, but it hurts her
>alot. She had a bad time eeting Fangsgivin dinner yesterday, speshally since
>she hates cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, an gravy. She ate alota stuffin, tho,
>an masht taters...
>
>
>Bandit
>who got sum turkee...
Bandit - it's furry bad your hoomin iz havin truble wif thoze teeths.
Dat packin thing sounds terribul. We will purr purr purr fer her
dentist too make it feel better today. Maybe her purrrfessor could let
her make up the test if she explains?
Oh, are hoomin had sum kind of infeckshun when she had a tooth pulled
and she said that they do get better.
PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS
Sunny
John & Melinda Sheridan
Cheryl L Perkins wrote:
>
> Renee Babcock (r.ba...@mail.utexas.edu) wrote:
> Me too. I had two of them out when I was living in TO (Toronto, I mean).
> Under a local, yet. By the time the subway reached the stop near my aunt
> and uncle's apartment, I'd already swallowed the painkillers the clinic
> gave me. Sure, it hurt, but the drugs meant I didn't really care!!
>
> I still have the last two. They weren't impacted. Does this mean I am
> half wise?
>
> Cheryl
>
> --
> Cheryl Perkins
> cper...@calvin.stemnet.nf.ca
Of course it means you're half-wise! -Melinda, who still has two of
hers at her advanced age and don't get her started on dental horror
stories. Cat, Cat, Cat.