Cats and Dates.......
an...@anon.penet.fi
[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
scare her off.]
I have two cats - Sootikin (Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad.
Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
at the time).
I'm not what you would call a real studly type guy (although I
have a lot of women friends), so when I date it's really important
to me. Anyway, Sooti goes into heat something fierce (sometimes
it seems like it's two weeks on, two weeks off). I had a date a
while back, when she was really bad. Yowling, and presenting all
the time - not the most auspicious setting for a date. While
dinner was cooking, I tried to stimulate her vagina with a Q-tip because
I had heard that one can induce ovulation that way. My date
came into the bathroom while I was doing this, and needless to
say I don't think she bought my explanation. The date was a very
icy experience after that.
Choad's problem is that he has really stinky shits (paint peelers).
During my most recent date - I don't know if this was a
jealousy thing - he shit in bathtub. I live in a loft, and the
bathroom is open for ventilation, so in a few seconds we were
gasping for air. Another date ruined, I'm getting desperate.
What should I do. I love my cats, so I don't want to get rid of
them, but I can't go on like this any more. It's my love life,
or them. Please help!!!
Moby (not my real name ;-) Sooti & Choad
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>
>[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
>I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
>net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
>scare her off.]
*unbelievably ridiculous tale deleted*
>What should I do. I love my cats, so I don't want to get rid of
>them, but I can't go on like this any more. It's my love life,
>or them. Please help!!!
Get a sense of humor, and a life. In that order.
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Lenore Levine
>[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
>I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
>net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
>scare her off.]
(Gross stories about cats interfering with dates.)
Note that this is the second gross story about cats interfering
with dates to appear today. In each instance, the author posts
to both rec.pets.cats, and alt.romance, asking for advice.
The first such posting was not anonymous, and the authors email
address included the name "squick." For more information about
"squicking," consult the FAQ of alt.tasteless.
I suspect that, in both cases, the incidents described did not
really happen.
Lenore Levine
Julie Kangas
>an...@anon.penet.fi writes:
>
>>[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
>>I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
>>net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
>>scare her off.]
>
>(Gross stories about cats interfering with dates.)
>
>Note that this is the second gross story about cats interfering
>with dates to appear today. In each instance, the author posts
>to both rec.pets.cats, and alt.romance, asking for advice.
>
>really happen.
No. It's merely alt.tasteless jerking the chain of rec.pets.cats
and alt.romance. rec.pets.cats is apparently very well known as
being easy to jerk around and get people all fired up. People
already know my ideas on what to do -- but if you want to start
flaming back and forth and screaming at sysadims, then go for it.
I think it's better to ignore things, but whatever. I've had
enough email from people all upset at me for suggesting we ignore
posts we don't like that I'm now of the opinion that if r.p.cats
gets trashed then I'm just going to enjoy the show.
I have however removed alt.tasteless from the newsgroups line.
Something to think about.
Julie
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Maybe it was the timing, maybe it was something else I heard this morning,
but I nearly fell of my chair, laughing. Just picturing this makes me
chuckle. It's like something on Saturday night Live.
However, I have been told that my sense of humor is sometimes wierd. I also
like Ren & Stimpy. There's no accounting for taste.
wmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmwmw
"See how I love to clean feelthy cat boxes!"
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One earthling; three abys...
Vicki Holzhauer
>
>Maybe it was the timing, maybe it was something else I heard this morning,
>but I nearly fell of my chair, laughing. Just picturing this makes me
>chuckle. It's like something on Saturday night Live.
Actually, more like one of those mail-in video shows. I saw a clip on
one of those of a cat walking by a lit candle and ending up with its
tail on fire ...
--
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Boulder, Colorado / / / / vi...@ncar.ucar.edu
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Julian Macassey
>In article <CC9rF...@news.cso.uiuc.edu> lev...@symcom.math.uiuc.edu (Lenore Levine) writes:
>>an...@anon.penet.fi writes:
>>
>>>[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
>>>I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
>>>net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
>>>scare her off.]
>>
>>(Gross stories about cats interfering with dates.)
>>
>>Note that this is the second gross story about cats interfering
>>with dates to appear today. In each instance, the author posts
>>to both rec.pets.cats, and alt.romance, asking for advice.
>>
>>I suspect that, in both cases, the incidents described did not
>>really happen.
>
>No. It's merely alt.tasteless jerking the chain of rec.pets.cats
>and alt.romance. rec.pets.cats is apparently very well known as
>being easy to jerk around and get people all fired up. People
>already know my ideas on what to do -- but if you want to start
>flaming back and forth and screaming at sysadims, then go for it.
>I think it's better to ignore things, but whatever. I've had
>enough email from people all upset at me for suggesting we ignore
>posts we don't like that I'm now of the opinion that if r.p.cats
>gets trashed then I'm just going to enjoy the show.
>
>I have however removed alt.tasteless from the newsgroups line.
>Something to think about.
Really? How interesting. I wonder why you did that?
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Todd Radel
>Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
>ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
>at the time).
[story of cats ruining his next-to-nonexistent social life deleted.]
I would recommend multiple .357 copper-jacketed hollowpoints. Straight
through the arsehole, if you can manage it. A friend of mine has
an S&W .357; I always wanted to borrow it for this purpose, just to see
what the resulting mess would look like.
Or perhaps explosive-tipped would be better? You decide.
Goddamn hairballs.
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Sundance
>[story of cats ruining his next-to-nonexistent social life deleted.]
>I would recommend multiple .357 copper-jacketed hollowpoints. Straight
>through the arsehole, if you can manage it. A friend of mine has
^^^^^^^^
The arsehole. Is that anywhere near the Puddy Lips?
>Or perhaps explosive-tipped would be better? You decide.
I can't. It's driving me crazy. Really.
>Goddamn hairballs.
Stop licking yourself then.
Dale R. Worley
Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
at the time).
Ignoring whether this is a true story, I'm sort of amused that the
author considers dating more than one woman at a time unacceptable,
when even Miss Manners considers it acceptable. (I can send you the
reference, if you care.)
Dale
Dale Worley Dept. of Math., MIT d...@math.mit.edu
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Todd Radel
>ra...@bach.udel.edu (Todd Radel) writes:
>
>>I would recommend multiple .357 copper-jacketed hollowpoints. Straight
>>through the arsehole, if you can manage it. A friend of mine has
> ^^^^^^^^
> The arsehole. Is that anywhere near the Puddy Lips?
Well, I honestly don't know. By the time I get through with the little
vermin, there usually isn't enough left for me to identify individual
*parts*, so to speak. Next time, I'll use a nailgun, so I should be
able to report back within a week or so.
>>Goddamn hairballs.
>
> Stop licking yourself then.
Go on! You're just jealous.
Zeke
: In article <132315Z...@anon.penet.fi> an...@anon.penet.fi writes:
: >
: >I have two cats - Sootikin (Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad.
: >Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
: >ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
: >at the time).
: [story of cats ruining his next-to-nonexistent social life deleted.]
: I would recommend multiple .357 copper-jacketed hollowpoints. Straight
: through the arsehole, if you can manage it. A friend of mine has
: an S&W .357; I always wanted to borrow it for this purpose, just to see
: what the resulting mess would look like.
: Or perhaps explosive-tipped would be better? You decide.
: Goddamn hairballs.
A good Kitty Squick always works for me. Only problem is, not much room
for your ManTool (tm). Course, that wouldn't be a problem for most men on
rec.pets.cats....
-Zeke
Don Christie
I don't know....
(reposted from alt.tasteless a day or two ago)
There was a story in the Daily Mirror 'newspaper' in the UK
a while back about a guy who was arrested by British Transport
Police for 'defiling an animal on the 8.15 to Euston' !!
Apparently, he was sitting with a cat on his lap, got up to
go to the toilet and didn't return to his seat for about 20
mins - the police were alerted by a kindly old lady who was
concerned about the screeching and hissing eminating from the
toliet cubicle !!
According to the report - the police broke down the door and
found the cat lying in the wash basin, half dead with it's
arse split open !
This may be one for our friends in alt.sad.demented.got-no-friends.
except.fluffy.the.cat ?!?!?
Tim
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Glenn Nelson
>
> No. It's merely alt.tasteless jerking the chain of rec.pets.cats
> and alt.romance. rec.pets.cats is apparently very well known as
> being easy to jerk around and get people all fired up. People
Yup, I was just reading a.t. yesterday. Someone on r.p.c. had recently
commented that a recent flamewar with a.t. was amusing. The call has gone
out to a.t. to begin a double assault on r.p.c. and a.romance. The results
this time should at least be more palatable than tails of cruelty and
dismemberent of animals. I thought the dinner with shower scene posted
earlier today was entertaining.
No flames from me, I'll just sit back and enjoy this.
Glenn Nelson, Megatest, San Jose
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gne...@megatest.com
Phone: 408-441-3014
the Wandering Soul
> In article <132315Z...@anon.penet.fi> an...@anon.penet.fi writes:
> Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
> ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
> at the time).
>
> Ignoring whether this is a true story, I'm sort of amused that the
> author considers dating more than one woman at a time unacceptable,
> when even Miss Manners considers it acceptable. (I can send you the
> reference, if you care.)
>
> Dale Worley Dept. of Math., MIT d...@math.mit.edu
> --
Dale,
Please read the entire text before flaming the poor guy. It was his
EX-roommate who had been dating two women, not an686. I'm sure that this guy
would be happy with _just one_ woman, if she wouldn't be scared off by his
cats.
You really can't fault him for being so giving that he would actually
take in two cats that were dumped on him. He's just trying to make the best of
a difficult situation.
Besides, I also think that Choad is a stupid name for a cat, it
would be much a more appropriate name for a salamander.
P.S. Why is alt.tasteles in the newsgroups line? I would have taken
it out but my newsreader won't let me.
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Try to touch everyones life in some small way and make it just a little
bit more meaningful. And make our journey here on this small orb more than
just a brief flickering of a candle." -- the Wandering Soul (me)
Chris Pikus
:
: Choad's problem is that he has really stinky shits (paint peelers).
: During my most recent date - I don't know if this was a
: jealousy thing - he shit in bathtub. I live in a loft, and the
: bathroom is open for ventilation, so in a few seconds we were
: gasping for air. Another date ruined, I'm getting desperate.
Choad needs a buttplug. Of course, it's kind of tough getting
one small enough to fit your cat; you might have to make one. An added
benefit is that if properly inserted, it will press against his prostate.
A fact for which he will be most grateful. You will be able to tell if
he starts dragging his butt along the ground all evening to wiggle the
buttplug.
Otherwise, you could give Choad a kitty enema to pre-emptively
remove the paint peeling shits.
:
: Moby (not my real name ;-) Sooti & Choad
:
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Petter Kristiansen
with your women?
What to do, what to do? Simple.
Start having sex with your cats, give up women totally. Really,
it's the easiest way. Seems you were already good underway.
----
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pet...@ifi.uio.no bloody annoyed!
Dept. of Informatics, University of Oslo nuclear
Steve Poole
Wandering Soul) wrote:
> d...@euler.mit.edu (Dale R. Worley) writes:
> > In article <132315Z...@anon.penet.fi> an...@anon.penet.fi writes:
> > Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
> > ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
> > at the time).
> >
> > Ignoring whether this is a true story, I'm sort of amused that the
> > author considers dating more than one woman at a time unacceptable,
> > when even Miss Manners considers it acceptable. (I can send you the
> > reference, if you care.)
> >
>
> Please read the entire text before flaming the poor guy. It was his
> EX-roommate who had been dating two women, not an686. I'm sure that this guy
> would be happy with _just one_ woman, if she wouldn't be scared off by his
> cats.
Really, one would be hard pressed to come up with a better example of
reading comprehension ineptitude.
ObRomance: A really attractive chick walks her dog past my place
nearly every day. In order to meet her I've been thinking of renting
a Ryder truck and getting a friend to drive it straight through
her dog. I'd rush out and commiserate in the hopes that our shared
grief would result in a frenzied, savage romp on the curb. Do you
romantic types think this would work?
ObCat: I can't wait until my Savannah monitor is large enough to hork
down live kittens. Mice and rats are fine for now, but kittens have
such big, soulful eyes.
ObTasteless: Do you scan the newsgroup every day in hopes that Snedker
and Rauli will have teamed up to write a vile little fantasy about
Trashcan Man and Roy?
> "A little love, A little happiness, it's what makes life special.
> Try to touch everyones life in some small way and make it just a little
> bit more meaningful. And make our journey here on this small orb more than
> just a brief flickering of a candle." -- the Wandering Soul (me)
I'd like to touch your life in some small way with an 8 horsepower drill
press and a red-hot corkscrew.
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Robert Weirick
sea...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu (Seagull) writes:
>
> In article <132315Z...@anon.penet.fi> an...@anon.penet.fi writes:
> >
> >I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
> >net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
> >scare her off.]
>
>
> >What should I do. I love my cats, so I don't want to get rid of
> >them, but I can't go on like this any more. It's my love life,
> >or them. Please help!!!
>
>
kind of life?!).
Hey man, I have two adorable (6&7 years old) collies. They get EXTREMELY
jealous when I am dating anyone.
Two normally well trained/behaved animals turn in to the canine
equivilent of Mr. Hyde. I guess you might
say that dogs are a little more responsive to discipline, but hey, you
are THE DUDE to your animals,
If its really causing this many absurd problems in your love life, buy a
couple of cat carriers,
(y'know, what you [hopefully] use to ferry your kitties to the vet?),
and incarcerate them for the duration
of your date.
Besides, I have noticed that most women don't mind going out for dinner
in a nice little outdoor
cafe/restruant, with dancing and/or walking in some cool evening air.
(yes your mileage may vary),
I mean, do you NEED to take your dates to your house/apt.????
> --
> "All my possessions for a moment of time."
> - Queen Elizabeth I
>
> sea...@mentor.cc.purdue.edu
Rob, - I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS - no, I play guitar!
Mike Weber
This is disgusting! What a bunch of sick people!
Ed Carp
: In article <132315Z...@anon.penet.fi> an...@anon.penet.fi writes:
: >
: >I have two cats - Sootikin (Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad.
: >Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
: >ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
: >at the time).
: [story of cats ruining his next-to-nonexistent social life deleted.]
: I would recommend multiple .357 copper-jacketed hollowpoints. Straight
: through the arsehole, if you can manage it. A friend of mine has
: an S&W .357; I always wanted to borrow it for this purpose, just to see
: what the resulting mess would look like.
I think the only problem would be to get his date to lean over long enough
for him to deliver the coup-d'-gras... I mean, really ... if a woman doesn't
like cats, well, like my mother always said, "there's plenty of fish in the
sea". Sooner or later I'll find a woman who likes both me and my cats and
whom SnowCat and Isis are enamored of.
: Or perhaps explosive-tipped would be better? You decide.
Well, they *do* make quite a mess unless the woman is fairly obese - then
they just tend to make a small hole going in...
: Goddamn hairballs.
What does this have to do with taking care of this guy's date?
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steel! -- Richard Bach, "The Bridge Across Forever"
Muttley
> Hey man, I have two adorable (6&7 years old) collies. They get EXTREMELY
> jealous when I am dating anyone.
Yeah, my dog (big ol' Chow/Newfie mix...cute, smart, and mean as hell.)
tends to get jealous of someone taking attention from him - but he goes about
things in a slightly different way. He makes sure that he becomes the center of
the girl's attention, by attempting to sit in her lap (ha ha ha an 85lb lap dog.
Real funny...goddamn mutt...) Usually wrecks an otherwise decent evening. That
and a good nose in the crotch works wonders at getting them to leave. I'm
wondering if anyone has any good recepies for dog???
Mike
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Tones rĖ:uniter
> What should I do. I love my cats, so I don't want to get rid of
> them, but I can't go on like this any more. It's my love life,
> or them. Please help!!!
Put either one of them (cat/"lovelife") in the microwave have a party
and inviteyourneighbours on a true tasteless-tripp...
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>
>Maybe it was the timing, maybe it was something else I heard this morning,
>but I nearly fell of my chair, laughing. Just picturing this makes me
>chuckle. It's like something on Saturday night Live.
>
>
>However, I have been told that my sense of humor is sometimes wierd. I also
>like Ren & Stimpy. There's no accounting for taste.
>
I too thought this was hilarious. Come on you got to have a sense of humor.
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Dale R. Worley
d...@euler.mit.edu (Dale R. Worley) writes:
> In article <132315Z...@anon.penet.fi> an...@anon.penet.fi writes:
> Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
> ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
> at the time).
>
> Ignoring whether this is a true story, I'm sort of amused that the
> author considers dating more than one woman at a time unacceptable,
> when even Miss Manners considers it acceptable. (I can send you the
> reference, if you care.)
Please read the entire text before flaming the poor guy. It was his
EX-roommate who had been dating two women, not an686. I'm sure that this guy
would be happy with _just one_ woman, if she wouldn't be scared off by his
cats.
Perhaps I was unclear. My impression from "an686"s remarks is that he
considers dating more than one woman at a time to be unacceptable. I
was looking down upon him as being rather narrow-minded, when even
Miss Manners considers dating more than one person to be acceptable.
Besides, I also think that Choad is a stupid name for a cat, it
would be much a more appropriate name for a salamander.
I believe the name has some sort of historical significance. Perhaps
you should ask the poster for an explanation?
P.S. Why is alt.tasteles in the newsgroups line? I would have taken
it out but my newsreader won't let me.
Yes, there is quite a lot of low-quality newsreader software out
there.
"A little love, A little happiness, it's what makes life special.
Try to touch everyones life in some small way and make it just a little
bit more meaningful. And make our journey here on this small orb more than
just a brief flickering of a candle." -- the Wandering Soul (me)
"The way to a man's heart is through his ribcage".
Dale
Dale Worley Dept. of Math., MIT d...@math.mit.edu
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matthew Reinker
wrong. Who gives a fuck how he can stop his cats from ovulatin' and
shittin' on his dates. First of all Sooti should be fixed. Take her to
the vet and get her Ovaries ripped out. Or you can do it at home using a
weedeater, duct tape and a gallon of antiseptic.
As for Chaoad(However it's spelled). I find that if you lock him in a
file cabinet in the garage, your date will only notice a curious yowling
which you can blame on the neighbors kids. Tell'er they're squickin'
fluffy. Impress her with those big five buck tasteless words. But don't
give her any definitions until after you fuck'er, unless she's an A.T.er.
Then it's a turn-on.
Well, I hope this advice is helpful. Remember prevention and
preperation can solve any problem.
X
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I have no idea where these opinions came from. It's not my fault!!!
Paul Rosham
>
>If its really causing this many absurd problems in your love life, buy a
>couple of cat carriers,
>(y'know, what you [hopefully] use to ferry your kitties to the vet?),
>and incarcerate them for the duration
>of your date.
Dammit, _incinerate_ them for the duration of your date. These animals need
some discipline.
And if they shit on the rug, give them a damn good boot up the clacker.
-PaulR.
[And then I had to clean up that damn kitty-turd afterwards. The smell really
made me gag. It tasted alright, though.]
Robert Weirick
Wandering Soul) writes:
>
> d...@euler.mit.edu (Dale R. Worley) writes:
> > In article <132315Z...@anon.penet.fi> an...@anon.penet.fi writes:
> > Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my
scumbag
> > ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was
dating
> > at the time).
> >
> > Ignoring whether this is a true story, I'm sort of amused that the
> > author considers dating more than one woman at a time unacceptable,
> > when even Miss Manners considers it acceptable. (I can send you the
> > reference, if you care.)
> >
> > Dale Worley Dept. of Math., MIT d...@math.mit.edu
> > --
>
> Dale,
>
> Please read the entire text before flaming the poor guy. It was his
> EX-roommate who had been dating two women, not an686. I'm sure that this guy
> would be happy with _just one_ woman, if she wouldn't be scared off by his
> cats.
>
Actually, it was quite apparent to me that Dale was amused at the fact
that an686
disapproved of his ROOMATE dating two women. And after reading the rest
of the article,
it seemed pretty clear that an686 would in fact be delighted to date anyone,
(even catwoman!).
> You really can't fault him for being so giving that he would actually
> take in two cats that were dumped on him. He's just trying to make the
best of
> a difficult situation.
>
Anyone who would take in two CATS (yuk!) more than has my respect,
(and condolences).
> --
> "A little love, A little happiness, it's what makes life special.
> Try to touch everyones life in some small way and make it just a little
> bit more meaningful. And make our journey here on this small orb more than
> just a brief flickering of a candle." -- the Wandering Soul (me)
Rob -
A little chaumes, a little pommard, a sunny day on the seine,
really, could it be any better than this?
Arthur Bernard Byrne
Paul Rosham <pa...@fulcrum.oz.au> wrote:
>ro...@jabberwock.Berkeley.EDU (Robert Weirick) writes:
>>If its really causing this many absurd problems in your love life, buy a
>>couple of cat carriers,
>>(y'know, what you [hopefully] use to ferry your kitties to the vet?),
>>and incarcerate them for the duration
>>of your date.
>
>Dammit, _incinerate_ them for the duration of your date. These animals need
>some discipline.
*Incinerate*? I hope you mean *incarcerate*, or else the phrase
"for the duration of your date" is a little redundant. Or have you figured
out how to unscramble an egg?
AB^2
Mark Pundurs
>In article <1993Aug26....@megatek.com> c...@megatek.com (the Wandering Soul) writes:
> "A little love, A little happiness, it's what makes life special.
> Try to touch everyones life in some small way and make it just a little
> bit more meaningful. And make our journey here on this small orb more than
> just a brief flickering of a candle." -- the Wandering Soul (me)
I hear candles flare up when farted on.
--
Mark Pundurs
any resemblance between my opinions and those
of Wolfram Research, Inc. is purely coincidental
Mike Weber
In a previous article, markp@vostok (Mark Pundurs) says:
>d...@euler.mit.edu (Dale R. Worley) writes:
>
>>In article <1993Aug26....@megatek.com> c...@megatek.com (the Wandering Soul) writes:
>
>> "A little love, A little happiness, it's what makes life special.
>> Try to touch everyones life in some small way and make it just a little
>> bit more meaningful. And make our journey here on this small orb more than
>> just a brief flickering of a candle." -- the Wandering Soul (me)
>
>I hear candles flare up when farted on.
I heard a cat once got too close to a candle and caught its tail on fire once...