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Ricky (and Newton)

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May 13, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/13/96
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Attention all kitties:

It haz come to my attenshun dat dere are lots of kitties who might like
winkwink frens, but having trouble connecting wif kitties dey would like
to ask to winkwink.

Itz hard askin on rpc cause maybe yer potenshul winkwink doesn't see da
post, and you don know how to reach him or her any odder way.

So, Ize gonna start a winkwink service. Itz free to all kitties. I
keep list of those kitties who already haf winkwink frens (so kitties
know dey is already taken) an kitties who don want winkwink frens (so
kitties no not to boffer asking dem), and list of kitties who want to
haf winkwink fren (wif notation of whevver dey is girlkitty or
boykitty), an a meowmail address where innerested kitties can write to
dem about maybe becoming winkwinks.

If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
say which effur applies:

1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.

Da list will be at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750/winkwink.html

Dats all I wanted to say .... cept .... maybe .... meow!

Newton
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Elyn Macek

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>, "Ricky (and Newton)"
<ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>
> If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
> say which effur applies:
>
> 1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
> 2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
> 3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.

Newton:

I already gotz a winkwink an her name is ASHLEY!!!!!

Boris

PS there used to be two Ashleys on rpc. My winkwink is Ashley (NC), Pips
sister and posessor of the most beauteous bushy tail.

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gs0...@panther.gsu.edu

Ricky (and Newton)

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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Consider yerself on the "taken" list, Boris!!

Newton (Pres and CEO of Newton's Winkwink Service)

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Find your kitty soulmate at Newton's Winkwink Service:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750/winkwink

Sherry Laing

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>,
Ricky (and Newton) <ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>Attention all kitties:
>
>It haz come to my attenshun dat dere are lots of kitties who might like
>winkwink frens, but having trouble connecting wif kitties dey would like
>to ask to winkwink.
>
>Itz hard askin on rpc cause maybe yer potenshul winkwink doesn't see da
>post, and you don know how to reach him or her any odder way.
>
>So, Ize gonna start a winkwink service. Itz free to all kitties. I
>keep list of those kitties who already haf winkwink frens (so kitties
>know dey is already taken) an kitties who don want winkwink frens (so
>kitties no not to boffer asking dem), and list of kitties who want to
>haf winkwink fren (wif notation of whevver dey is girlkitty or
>boykitty), an a meowmail address where innerested kitties can write to
>dem about maybe becoming winkwinks.
>
<snip>

Mreowowow, Newton. This sounz like a furry gud serviss. At the moment,
here'z how it iz at our house:
Ceilidh Flurrydance - (1) has a winkwink frend named Rocko
('n he sed he'd go to the ball wif me!!! siameseyowlsofjoy!!)

Skye Silversong - (2) duzn't have a winkwink frend and iz
much too shy to want one

Talisker Pippin - (2) duzn't have a winkwink frend but haz
a major crush on her mentor Spike, and
wud be first in line if he decided to
winkwink (and iz devoted to keeping
lass-iv-iuss girlkittiez from making
enny unwanted movez on Spike--hissspitt!)

Fangu for taking on thiss important task, Newton -- Ceilidh, the
most beeeyoutifull
Siameze wif the most
beeyoutifull winkwink
frend inna wurld!


Ginger Sackett Glaser

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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gs0...@panther.gsu.edu (Elyn Macek) wrote:

>In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>, "Ricky (and Newton)"
><ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

>>
>> If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
>> say which effur applies:
>>
>> 1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
>> 2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
>> 3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.

>Newton:

Hmmm, this is Sunny here. We finally talked mom into letting us get
wink-wink friends. She sed we could if we don't hog her 'puter like we
already do writin other cats who are our meow friends. Ennyway, fer
those who don't know or don't remember, we have 3 boy cats living
here, me Sunny, Pixel and Galaxy. There is also one girl cat, her name
is Tribble.

For more info you kin post or write us. We promise to do the prom if
we have wink-winks by then.

Sunny


Ricky (and Newton)

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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Sherry Laing wrote:
>
> In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>,
> Ricky (and Newton) <ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


I put Tally and Skye in da "no fangu" cat-egory den. Spike in dat
cat-egory too. If dey change mind .... let me know.

Newton

Ricky (and Newton)

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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Ginger Sackett Glaser wrote:

>
> gs0...@panther.gsu.edu (Elyn Macek) wrote:
>
> >In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>, "Ricky (and Newton)"
> ><ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> >>
> >> If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
> >> say which effur applies:
> >>
> >> 1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
> >> 2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
> >> 3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.
>
> >Newton:
>
> Hmmm, this is Sunny here. We finally talked mom into letting us get
> wink-wink friends. She sed we could if we don't hog her 'puter like we
> already do writin other cats who are our meow friends. Ennyway, fer
> those who don't know or don't remember, we have 3 boy cats living
> here, me Sunny, Pixel and Galaxy. There is also one girl cat, her name
> is Tribble.
>
> For more info you kin post or write us. We promise to do the prom if
> we have wink-winks by then.
>
> Sunny


I post you on da list

Jan Junod

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May 14, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/14/96
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> >In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>, "Ricky (and Newton)"
> ><ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> >>
> >> If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
> >> say which effur applies:

> >> 2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;

But we'd be furry happy to chaperone the prom,
Garfield DOC, VC
Animal DOC, VC
& Pshaw DOC, VC


> >> 3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.

Ripple & MomCat at:

ju...@u.washington.edu

***************************************************************************
Garfield: DS R+W+B Y 16 X C+ I+ T++ A--- S++ Q++ P++ B+ PA+ PL++
G. B. Pshaw: DS (B+O)t+W G 15 Y L+ W+ C+ E++ S++ Q+++ P++ B+ PA+ PL++
Animal: DS (S+B)t+W G 15 Y C+++ H++ S++ Q++ P+ B+ PA+ PL+
Mom-Cat: DS (B+O)r G 6 X L+ W+ C+ T+++ A++/A-- S++ Q++ P++ B+ PA+ PL+
Ripple: DL Sh G 5 Y C+++ I- T+++ A+++ H+++ S+++ Q++ V++ P++ B-- PA+ PL++
****************************************************************************


Kami Scott

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May 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/15/96
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>So, Ize gonna start a winkwink service. Itz free to all kitties. I
>keep list of those kitties who already haf winkwink frens (so kitties

>1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;


Weze like to see Bootsie wif winkwinkfren, but she not too interested.
It would haf to be somwun rillyrilly speshul.

Gizmo, Pauline's oneanonly winkwinkluv

Sassy, winking wif Mikey


----------------------------------------------------
See Bootsie, Gizmo, Sassy and canine pal Princess at
http://www.interport.net/~kamiscot.
Check out /meowchat for some catchat

john sheridan

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May 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/15/96
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sla...@u.washington.edu (Sherry Laing) wrote:

>In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>,
>Ricky (and Newton) <ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:

Snipt

>Mreowowow, Newton. This sounz like a furry gud serviss. At the moment,
>here'z how it iz at our house:
> Ceilidh Flurrydance - (1) has a winkwink frend named Rocko
> ('n he sed he'd go to the ball wif me!!! siameseyowlsofjoy!!)

> Skye Silversong - (2) duzn't have a winkwink frend and iz
> much too shy to want one

> Talisker Pippin - (2) duzn't have a winkwink frend but haz
> a major crush on her mentor Spike, and
> wud be first in line if he decided to
> winkwink (and iz devoted to keeping
> lass-iv-iuss girlkittiez from making
> enny unwanted movez on Spike--hissspitt!)

>Fangu for taking on thiss important task, Newton -- Ceilidh, the
> most beeeyoutifull
> Siameze wif the most
> beeyoutifull winkwink
> frend inna wurld!

Ceilidh, I realizez dear Tally has a big crush on me but could you
tell her that because of my sumewhat delicat health Ize just dont
think itz verrry fair ta another kitty ta form any winkwink
friendshipz at thiz time. Pleeze tell her that iffn I had met her
when I waz younger I would have been thrilled n proud ta have her az a
winkwink friend. Ize verrry happy that she haz been willin ta settle
fer just bein my mentee and Im lookin forward ta seein her at the
prom. Purrhapz we can have a slow walts together. Also, I would
deeply appurrciate her contining effurrtz ta save me from girlkittiez
with only one thing on their mindz. I thank you fer your help in thiz
delicat matter. -Spike V.C.


VRMNT

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May 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/15/96
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In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>, "Ricky (and Newton)"
<ri...@ix.netcom.com> writes:

>
>If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
>say which effur applies:
>

>1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _Rorsy!________;


>2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;

>3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.
>

Caitlin

Sherry Laing

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May 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/15/96
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Mrewwoowowow, Spike. I know that Tally unnerstandz that u don't winkwink,
and I also know that'z ok with her--she'z such a strange kitty, cuz she
grew up wifout a catmom, and reely duzn't unnerstand much about gettin
along wif other kittiez. When she moved in with me and Skye she never
paid ttenshun to whut we told her 'bout how to behave or whut the rulez of
the house were or how we were there first so we made the rulez or
ennything. So I think u're just the right sorta kitty for her to be frenz
with cuz u're old enuff and sperienced enuff to unnderstand when she actz
strange, and u can teech her some of the cat thingz she duzn't quite get
yet. Then maybe she'll be better to live with, since it duzn't luk like
she'z ever gonna move out--it'z been six yearz alreddy and she just stayz
and stayz. So I think if she haz a mentor like u, it'z better for all of
us than if she wuz out there trying to winkwink all over the place. *I*
on the other paw, am furrry happy to have a beeeyoutiful talented sensitif
winkwink frend like my sweet Rocko, who I'm gonna hafta help chapurrrone
all evening at the ball, cuz he'z such a sweet yung thang. So if u can
help luk after Tally, we'll all have a gud time at the ball --
Fangu, Spike
--Ceilidh


K.J. Haught

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May 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/15/96
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Don't forget Pip and Priscilla!

From Pip,
Priscilla's winkwink frend

Bunny and Blue

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> >
> > >
> > > If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
> > > say which effur applies:
> > >

> > > 1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;


> > > 2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
> > > 3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.
> >

Bunny:

I would like a winkwink fren and she kin write me at robi...@avana.net


Blue:

I would like one too and she can write me same place. Bunny shood have a BOY
winkwink fren tho.....(snicker snort)

Bunny:

NO!! Girlz only please! I'm gonna get you Blue.....

David Marcus & Peggy Lamberson

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Dear Yenta--I mean Newton,

Iz vurry nize ov you to provide dis important survis fur free! But we
alreddy know yur a nize kitty.

We thot we'd give you duh whole bunch of us at once. None ov us have
winkwink frenz yet.

ZORRO would like a winkwink fren (tho he probably don't know what to do with
her).

SYLVIE would like a winkwink fren (and she DEFINITELY has plans for him!).

GUS thinks you are all crazy an shud go jump in a lake.

KAMARI would like a winkwink fren, but she's afraid she'd be imposing, or
calling too much attenshun to hersef, so maybe she shouldn't ask, but maybe
it would be OK, an she's not picky, an she's not in a hurry so don't put
yerself out on her account, OK?

CALLIE sayz she's too old for that shi*t.

FUNNY FACE sayz he'd like a napnap fren.

TOBY sayz he don't know what yer talkin about, but sounds like fun, so sign
him up!

Thanks, Newton, from all ov us!

On Mon, 13 May 1996 13:15:19 -0700, Ricky (and Newton) wrote:

<snipt>


>If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
>say which effur applies:
>
>1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
>2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
>3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.
>

Jeannie

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Ricky (and Newton) wrote:
>
> Ginger Sackett Glaser wrote:
> >
> > gs0...@panther.gsu.edu (Elyn Macek) wrote:
> >
> > >In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>, "Ricky (and Newton)"
> > ><ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
> >
> > >>
> > >> If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
> > >> say which effur applies:
> > >>
> > >> 1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
> > >> 2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
> > >> 3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.
> >
> > >Newton:
> >
> > Hmmm, this is Sunny here. We finally talked mom into letting us get
> > wink-wink friends. She sed we could if we don't hog her 'puter like we
> > already do writin other cats who are our meow friends. Ennyway, fer
> > those who don't know or don't remember, we have 3 boy cats living
> > here, me Sunny, Pixel and Galaxy. There is also one girl cat, her name
> > is Tribble.
> >
> > For more info you kin post or write us. We promise to do the prom if
> > we have wink-winks by then.
> >
> > Sunny
>
> I post you on da list
>
> Newton
> --
> To send either Ricky or Newton (meow!) e-mail, just write to
> mailto:ri...@ix.netcom.com
>
> Visit Newton's Alley at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750
>
> Find your kitty soulmate at Newton's Winkwink Service:
> http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750/winkwink

Newton- I pick numfur 2. I don't have a winkwink friend and I really
don't want one. Ize happy being mentor to Pandora. Ize getting to old
for that winkwink spit. Yunyur D.O.C. MTP

D&P Gubanc

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May 15, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/15/96
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In <31994cef...@news.interport.net> kami...@interport.net (Kami

Scott) writes:
>
>
>
>
>>So, Ize gonna start a winkwink service. Itz free to all kitties. I
>>keep list of those kitties who already haf winkwink frens (so kitties

>
>>1. I already gotz a winkwink an HER name is : _ZIZIZIZIZIZI.
Charlie

_>>1. I already gotz a winkwink an HER name is : _Sassssssssy. Mike
>
>>>1. I already gotz a winkwink an HIS name is : Gizmooooo. Pauline

Ricky (and Newton)

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Kami Scott wrote:
>
> >So, Ize gonna start a winkwink service. Itz free to all kitties. I
> >keep list of those kitties who already haf winkwink frens (so kitties
>
> >1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
>
> Weze like to see Bootsie wif winkwinkfren, but she not too interested.
> It would haf to be somwun rillyrilly speshul.
>
> Gizmo, Pauline's oneanonly winkwinkluv
>
> Sassy, winking wif Mikey
>
> ----------------------------------------------------
> See Bootsie, Gizmo, Sassy and canine pal Princess at
> http://www.interport.net/~kamiscot
> Check out /meowchat for some catchat

I putz Bootsie on list .... maybe she fin somekitty she reeely likez.

Newton
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Find your kitty soulmate at Newton's Winkwink Service:

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750/winkwink.html

Ricky (and Newton)

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VRMNT wrote:
>
> In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>, "Ricky (and Newton)"
> <ri...@ix.netcom.com> writes:
>
> >
> >If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
> >say which effur applies:
> >
> >1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _Rorsy!________;

> >2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
> >3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.
> >
> Caitlin


I add u and Rors to list of da taken. Newton

Ricky (and Newton)

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Bunny and Blue wrote:
>
> > >
> > > >
> > > > If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
> > > > say which effur applies:
> > > >
> > > > 1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;

> > > > 2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
> > > > 3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.
> > >
>
> Bunny:
>
> I would like a winkwink fren and she kin write me at robi...@avana.net
>
> Blue:
>
> I would like one too and she can write me same place. Bunny shood have a BOY
> winkwink fren tho.....(snicker snort)
>
> Bunny:
>
> NO!! Girlz only please! I'm gonna get you Blue.....
>
> Mewwwwhhehehe ... I putz you bof down as boys.

Ricky (and Newton)

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D&P Gubanc wrote:
>
> In <31994cef...@news.interport.net> kami...@interport.net (Kami
> Scott) writes:
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >>So, Ize gonna start a winkwink service. Itz free to all kitties. I
> >>keep list of those kitties who already haf winkwink frens (so kitties
>
> >
> >>1. I already gotz a winkwink an HER name is : _ZIZIZIZIZIZI.
> Charlie
>
> _>>1. I already gotz a winkwink an HER name is : _Sassssssssy. Mike
> >
> >>>1. I already gotz a winkwink an HIS name is : Gizmooooo. Pauline


Ize already got all free (errr ... six) ov u on da list.

Ricky (and Newton)

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I fink I gotz you two down on da taken list.

Ricky (and Newton)

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Ray wrote:

>
> "Ricky (and Newton)" <ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>
> >If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
> >say which effur applies:
>
> >1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
> >2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
> >3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.
>
> >Dats all I wanted to say .... cept .... maybe .... meow!
>
> >Newton
> >--
> >To send either Ricky or Newton (meow!) e-mail, just write to
> >mailto:ri...@ix.netcom.com
>
> >Visit Newton's Alley at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750
>
> Meow Newton,
>
> How old duz wez hafta bee to haf a winkwinkfren? Weze still vury
> yung an un-xpeerienceed, so mebee wez shud just haf winkfrens. Whudda
> ya fink?
>
> Manga n Dudu

Hafin winkwink frens is ok effen when yer young. Iz more like goin
steady iz fer hoomins. It not like matin or nuffin (most of us is fixed
anyway). If u old nuf to get sweet notes and stuff ... den u old enuf.

You let me know if yer daddy say it ok.

>
> PeeEss - Daddy showed uz yer alley but only fur a minit. He sed heez
> busy an we cud cum back fur a longer visit later. Weze hope its soon
> cuz its reel purdy dere an weze kin see sum uf da kitties wez heer
> toking ona MEOWCHAT. Thanx fur doin dat Newton.

U come back to visit alley sometime soon. I fink yer daddy shuld send
pictures so you can be in alley somewhere.

Kami Scott

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May 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/16/96
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>FUNNY FACE sayz he'd like a napnap fren.

Dat's what our housemate Bootsie needs!

Gizmo, Pauline's winkwinkluv

and Sassy, Mikey's winkwinkfurball

----------------------------------------------------
See Bootsie, Gizmo, Sassy and canine pal Princess at

http://www.interport.net/~kamiscot.

Ray

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May 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/16/96
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"Ricky (and Newton)" <ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


>If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
>say which effur applies:

>1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
>2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
>3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.

>Dats all I wanted to say .... cept .... maybe .... meow!

>Newton
>--
>To send either Ricky or Newton (meow!) e-mail, just write to
>mailto:ri...@ix.netcom.com

>Visit Newton's Alley at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750

Meow Newton,

How old duz wez hafta bee to haf a winkwinkfren? Weze still vury
yung an un-xpeerienceed, so mebee wez shud just haf winkfrens. Whudda
ya fink?

Manga n Dudu

PeeEss - Daddy showed uz yer alley but only fur a minit. He sed heez


busy an we cud cum back fur a longer visit later. Weze hope its soon
cuz its reel purdy dere an weze kin see sum uf da kitties wez heer
toking ona MEOWCHAT. Thanx fur doin dat Newton.

Manga: DM G+W Y 1 Y+ L W+ C+++ I++ T A- E++ H V- F- Q- P B++ PA+ PL++
Dudu: DM B Y .10 Y L W- C+++ I++ T++ A+++ E- H V++ F- Q+++ P B PA PL
**********************************************************************
and the staff: Ray & Rashida Girven, Nanaimo BC, Canada


Leandra Walker

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Ricky (and Newton) wrote:
> <snipt>
> Find your kitty soulmate at Newton's Winkwink Service:
> http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750/winkwink

Dere Newton:

I clikt there, only it sez: 404 URL Not FOund

My name is Maggie, and I don't have no winkwink fren. I am a girlkitty,
a Maine Coon from Old Orchard Beach, Maine. My meowmie tooked me to
Maryland, but now we're in Mouse-a-chew-spitz. I am a lovely tabby, with
all kindza colors fur, mostly grey and silver and black, with white and
"champagne" on my tummy and chin, and I have a booty mark (like Cindy
Crawfish) on my face. I am 5 years old and weigh a sleek 11 lbs.

I live with my baby brother, Porgie and my elderly sister, Chessie.
Daddy is still in Maryland but will be coming here soon.

Oh, I was (blush) spaded when I was just a kitten. But I like red can
Pounce and I LOVE scallops and shrimps. And I really like to curl up on
the steps in the sun. I don't get to go in the Out, and I hate TED. Oh,
and I have a extra toe and TWO extra claws on each fron paw.

Do you need any more information to fine me a fren?

Best Regards (And I luv your homepage)

Maggie

Pam Bartlett

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May 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/16/96
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In article <319A7E...@fay.infi.net> "K.J. Haught" <haug...@fay.infi.net> writes:
>From: "K.J. Haught" <haug...@fay.infi.net>
>Subject: Re: MEOW: WINKWINK Service
>Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 18:01:40 -0700

>Don't forget Pip and Priscilla!

>From Pip,
>Priscilla's winkwink frend

I made sure we were 1st on the list my beloved.
Priscilla

K.J. Haught

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May 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/16/96
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Purrrrrrrs...
Pip
(this makes me think that maybe I've been single too long :) - K.J.
Haught)

Ricky (and Newton)

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Dat cause Meowmie screw up typin da address .... it right now, an I post
u today.

Newton (and fangu fur sayin u love my homepage .... dat nize of u to
say)


--
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mailto:ri...@ix.netcom.com

Visit Newton's Alley at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750

Find your kitty soulmate at Newton's Winkwink Service:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750/winkwink.html


Ray

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"
>> Meow Newton,
>>
>> How old duz wez hafta bee to haf a winkwinkfren? Weze still vury
>> yung an un-xpeerienceed, so mebee wez shud just haf winkfrens. Whudda
>> ya fink?
>>
>> Manga n Dudu

>Hafin winkwink frens is ok effen when yer young. Iz more like goin

>steady iz fer hoomins. It not like matin or nuffin (most of us is fixed
>anyway). If u old nuf to get sweet notes and stuff ... den u old enuf.

>You let me know if yer daddy say it ok.

>>

>> PeeEss - Daddy showed uz yer alley but only fur a minit. He sed heez
>> busy an we cud cum back fur a longer visit later. Weze hope its soon
>> cuz its reel purdy dere an weze kin see sum uf da kitties wez heer
>> toking ona MEOWCHAT. Thanx fur doin dat Newton.

>U come back to visit alley sometime soon. I fink yer daddy shuld send

>pictures so you can be in alley somewhere.

>Newton

>--

>To send either Ricky or Newton (meow!) e-mail, just write to
>mailto:ri...@ix.netcom.com

>Visit Newton's Alley at http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750

>Find your kitty soulmate at Newton's Winkwink Service:
>http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/1750/winkwink.html

Fangu Mr Newton sir

Gudgudgudgud daddy sez weze kin haf winkwinks eff weze wan em n weze
duz.

Weze doan haf gudgud pitchers yet. Daddy sez efurry time weze luking
*cute* an heeze runrun fur da camer an heeze cum back, weze doan luk
*cute* enymor cuz weze moved. Weze fink datsa purrrrr xcuse. Weze
sen u pitchers wen weze gotted wuns weze like.

Fangu again Mr. Newton sir

Respekfuly

Manga n Dudu

Ricky (and Newton)

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May 16, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/16/96
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U don need to send piksure to be on list for winkwinks. I put u on
list, an we see what happens. I know dat one of da kitties lookin for
some young boy kitties to take his young girlkitty nieces to da prom.
Maybe dats a gud place to start. U drop him a line or he rite to u.

U two certainly well behaved boyz. I fink any girl kitty get one of u
as winkwink furry furry lucky girl!!

Newton


>
> Manga: DM G+W Y 1 Y+ L W+ C+++ I++ T A- E++ H V- F- Q- P B++ PA+ PL++
> Dudu: DM B Y .10 Y L W- C+++ I++ T++ A+++ E- H V++ F- Q+++ P B PA PL
> **********************************************************************
> and the staff: Ray & Rashida Girven, Nanaimo BC, Canada

--

Marcia Reddick

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May 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/17/96
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In article <319798...@ix.netcom.com>, ri...@ix.netcom.com says...

>1. I already gotz a winkwink an his/her name is : _________;
>2. I don have a winkwink fren an I really don wan one;
>3. I wuld like a winkwink fren and he/she can write to me at ______.
>


Weze tu shyshyshy ta be puttin owr namez onna list wen weze still so new an
haf so mannykitteez ta meet.

Mistee reely duz wanna winkwink fren but shez gonna wate fur da prom ta meet
sum boykitties.

Teazo (dats Lady Teazle wen shez at howm) seems ta be doin ok widout anny
winkwink service.

Minnite iz tu lazee ta fing abowt annyting but nappin,

Mollers is a B.O.C. an wudden wan a winkwinkfren xcptin dey cud fitefitefite
alla time an she duz dat wif uz now enuf annyway.

As fur me, Cheetah, I fink I wanna winkwink fren but Ize goin to da prom wif
Mistee ta meet sum guyz so Ize gonna wate.

Fangu Mr. Newton bud I fink da kitteez at dis hows ar gonna fine
speshul frenz de ole fashun way.

--Cheetah


Kami Scott

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May 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/17/96
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>> Weze like to see Bootsie wif winkwinkfren, but she not too interested.
>> It would haf to be somwun rillyrilly speshul.
>>
>> Gizmo, Pauline's oneanonly winkwinkluv
>>
>> Sassy, winking wif Mikey

>I putz Bootsie on list .... maybe she fin somekitty she reeely likez.
>
>Newton

Fangu so much Newton.

Gizmo and Sassy

A. Hutchinson

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May 17, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/17/96
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Newton!

Im 12 and I think for now, I want to answer #2 , but I may rethink it
later. Im not as young as I used to be, but I like to act that way on
occasion! Got kind of used to the bachelor life (at least now, that I am
head cat around here!).
---------------------
Note from Ulysses- He is NOT head cat, *I* am! And I gotta take #2 now
Newton, too because I don't have a pooter yet. My mom says she'll get me
one (and Shu the fluffball will have to ask ME to use it because it'll be
MINE!)
-------------------------
Dissappear, tubbo-the tabby! This is MY mamas computer at work and she
only does MY messages.....
Shu

Boys, boys! That's enough! I'm going to stop doing messages for either
of you now! Amber


Ricky (and Newton)

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OK .... I put bof of you on "no fangu" list.

Pierre the Cat

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"Ricky (and Newton)" <ri...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:


>If you want to be added to da list you leave my Meowmie an me a note an
>say which effur applies:

1.I already gotz a winkwink an her name is: Ashleykins (AshleyII)

Pierre


Ricky (and Newton)

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Already gotz u on da list!!

John & Melinda Sheridan

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Sherry Laing wrote:
>
> Mrewwoowowow, Spike. I know that Tally unnerstandz that u don't winkwink,
> and I also know that'z ok with her--she'z such a strange kitty, cuz she
> grew up wifout a catmom, and reely duzn't unnerstand much about gettin
> along wif other kittiez. When she moved in with me and Skye she never
> paid ttenshun to whut we told her 'bout how to behave or whut the rulez of
> the house were or how we were there first so we made the rulez or
> ennything. So I think u're just the right sorta kitty for her to be frenz
> with cuz u're old enuff and sperienced enuff to unnderstand when she actz
> strange, and u can teech her some of the cat thingz she duzn't quite get
> yet. Then maybe she'll be better to live with, since it duzn't luk like
> she'z ever gonna move out--it'z been six yearz alreddy and she just stayz
> and stayz. So I think if she haz a mentor like u, it'z better for all of
> us than if she wuz out there trying to winkwink all over the place. *I*
> on the other paw, am furrry happy to have a beeeyoutiful talented sensitif
> winkwink frend like my sweet Rocko, who I'm gonna hafta help chapurrrone
> all evening at the ball, cuz he'z such a sweet yung thang. So if u can
> help luk after Tally, we'll all have a gud time at the ball --
> Fangu, Spike
> --Ceilidh

No problem lookin after Tally, it'll be a joy. *Sigh* How doez she
feel bout d*gz? Ize gotz a small problem now that involvez a verrry
nice d*g named Giuliani. I hopez she doesnt get mad at me when she
readz sume of the other messijez. -Spike V.C.

Sherry Laing

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In article <319E77...@direct.ca>,


Spike--I don't think Tally beleevez u'll really let that d*g be ur date to
tha prom. We weren't gonna say ennything, cuz we figured u'd find a way
to let Giuliani down eezy -- but I think if Giuliani showz up at tha prom
wif u, I'm gonna be shur Rocko and I are on tha dance floor when Tally
seez u--or maybe Major & Shu & the other kittiez will wanna bring thoze
chairs they're alwayz movin over to where the chapurronez are--it cud be
the second round in the cat/d*g fites. I don't know -- Tally'z pritty big
kitty, but she'z never hadda be inna same room wif a d*g -- cud be
interesting. Maybe u'd better find sum way to convince Giuliani she'z
better off wifout a date . . . it wuz bad enuff when Tally thot Pauline
wuz makin movez on u. --Ceilidh (thinking 'bout fite songz for the
Siameze chorus)

Ricky (and Newton)

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Ahhhh, gee, let's leave poor Giuliani alone. She just lonely. Spike
doesn't want winkwink fren in any event, and da d*ggie just wants to
proteck Spike an us ovver kitties. I vote we be az nize to her az she
haz been to us.

Alison Holbach

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Ize alreddy gotz two winkwinks (bruvvers!), and their names are Casper and
Cubbins (aka Caspurr and Cubby).

Kits...@aol.com

Alison Holbach

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May 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/19/96
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Oh I just went to the winkwink place, and my name wuz on there. I didn't
reelize and emailed yoo agane, Newton. Sorry!
Headbutts!

Kits...@aol.com

Ricky (and Newton)

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May 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/19/96
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Das ok ...... I don mind. Whas impurrrtant iz dat u all (!) are dere.

Ricky (and Newton)

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May 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/19/96
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Yes .... I know, I puts you all (!) on da list of da taken.

LEOPA...@delphi.com

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May 20, 1996, 3:00:00 AM5/20/96
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Newton,

None of us are taken. While we are not going to winkwink with just *any*
kitty (we are selective!), we would be willing if we met someone special.
But we believe in getting to know another kitty before deciding to winkwink.

Here is some information on us:

Sunshine - fenale orange tabby with white, will be 6 in July

Velvet - female blue point Birman, turned 5 on March 14

Ember - female Bombay, will be 2 on July 15

We are all "fixed."

Sunshine, Velvet, and Ember


VRMNT

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In article <319F9F...@ix.netcom.com>, "Ricky (and Newton)"
<ri...@ix.netcom.com> writes:

>
>Ahhhh, gee, let's leave poor Giuliani alone. She just lonely. Spike
>doesn't want winkwink fren in any event, and da d*ggie just wants to
>proteck Spike an us ovver kitties. I vote we be az nize to her az she
>haz been to us.
>
>Newton

Ize do too! I fink that Giuliani is a very nice doggie and I fink it will
be kinda fun to have her at the prom.

Caitlin

John & Melinda Sheridan

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Fangu fer comin ta my support. I waz just ryin ta be kind ta the poor
mixed-up d*g that seemz ta like uz catz a lot. Ize going ta ask Tally
ta join uz cause iffn Im there maybe she can learn that all d*gz iz not
bad. I'll also get her a corsage. -Spike I.T.A. (In Trouble AGAIN)

Ricky (and Newton)

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