Party time!
Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten
the CD player...
<little black kitten starts dancing wildly, bouncing all over the area,
fluffy black tail waving>
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
That looks like a good idea.
TV kitty, would you care to join me for a little dancing?
Cleopatra
Sylvia M.
"Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten" <tab...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bsd8fn$c48gd$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
<Dyna takes two hard rocks out of her rock bag and starts klicking
them together>
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> <Dyna takes two hard rocks out of her rock bag and starts klicking
> them together>
Oh, Dyna kitty, dat is such a wunnderful rythm... makes me want to dance
too.
<little orange kitten starts dancing wildly, squeaking with each bounce.
He's also singing softly to himself as he dances..>
Kissamouse.... kissamouse.... kissamouse....
So, would any girlkitties like to dance wif mineownself? I luvs to dance!
Sammy Kitten
Amelia T Cat
roasted mothies, and butterflies kebobs... I wonder if we have any fried
lizards?
And that tree - my, that is a well decorated tree.
Of course, that dancing looks like fun too...
Amelia T Cat
Miss Violette
Yes I wuuld love ta dance, really happily takes his new friends paw and
starts the dance...
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney <cl...@webfolks.us> wrote in
message news:bsd91g$br936$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten <s...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bsdvig$cahh6$3...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> I would enjoy a dance, OEJ, who likes kittens...
Well gud! Let's do dat! I luvz to dance! We'z can do a three-kitty
dance, wif you and me and Miss Violet! Dat's lots of fun - I used to do
dat wif two of my three sisfurs.
Sammy Kitten
<very happy to be dancing!>
The Highland Kitties
> Yes I wuuld love ta dance, really happily takes his new friends paw and
> starts the dance...
<TV kitty and Cleopatra dance gracefully around the screened room, while
Sammy, OEJ, and Miss Violette dance with somewhat more enthusiasm, and
fluffy little Tabitha goes bouncing and squeaking wildly about the room,
occasionally grabbing the screens with her claws and streaking along the
screened walls>
Miss Violette
real momcat, OEJnews:bskniu$e094b$3...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
thinks how lucky he and his famlee truly is
The Highland Kitties <postm...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bsknvd$e1krr$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Dan Mahoney
> dis wuuld be nice as Miss Violette, showed myownsef how ta dance, her isa my
> real momcat, OEJ
All right! Dat is wunnderful! I'z get to dance wif a momcat and
daughtercat! Dat is so furry cool!
Here, let's hold paws and boogy...
<the three kittys start shaking their fuzzy tails and dancing to the
music...>
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
> everyone is having a fun time eating, dancing and celebrating the season, TV
> thinks how lucky he and his famlee truly is
Yes, I would have to agree. We're here with our families and friends,
eating all sorts of good munchies and snacks, having a wonderful time,
and we're got warm, soft, safe places to sleep. We are so VERY fortunate.
And I personally feel very lucky to be able to spend time with a nice
boykitty friend.
Cleopatra
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> dis wuuld be nice as Miss Violette, showed myownsef how ta dance, her
isa my
> real momcat, OEJ
Sonam Dasara
out onto the dance floor, ducking the bouncing kittens, and begin a more
graceful dance...
Tiger, you iz such a good dancer! Anna like Miss Cleopatra sez: we is
lucky to hab gudgud fud, fambily anna frenz dis holliday...
Mlle. Anaďs, moving just the slightest bit closer to Tiger as they
dance...
--
Cordially,
Sonam Dasara
email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
Miss Violette
*TV blushes*
doez you want somof dis turkeybird dat soft's mom cooked, itsa good,
*He holdz out a platter wif turkey bird onnitmessage news:bsl3ie$dpbht$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
dis isa funfun, OEJ
You are a very good dancer sam, Miss Violettenews:bsl3tm$dpbht$3...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
Tiger blushes but holdz his partner close and guides her around the dancin
kittens, unable to speak cause he isa fraid he willz notted say the right
thing...
Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:bslcjc$eafdv$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
Dan Mahoney
> dis isa funfun, OEJ
> You are a very good dancer sam, Miss Violette
Well fangu, Miss Violette! I DO love to dance!
You and OEJ are excellent dancers too!
Sammy Kitten
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
> *TV blushes*
> doez you want somof dis turkeybird dat soft's mom cooked, itsa good,
> *He holdz out a platter wif turkey bird onnit
Ooh, I *love* turkeybird! Thank you so much, TV!
Cleopatra
Dan Mahoney
> dis isa funfun, OEJ
> You are a very good dancer sam, Miss Violette
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> dis isa funfun, OEJ
> You are a very good dancer sam, Miss Violette
Miss Violette
I think I am hungry now, I want to get a snack, what about you guys? Missnews:bslm2b$donhu$4...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
itsa one of the onliest people fuds I likez, TVmessage news:bslle0$e0nc5$2...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> I think I am hungry now, I want to get a snack, what about you guys? Miss
> Violette
Dat souns like a gudgud idea to me! I'z just about always hungry. Maybe
we'z could find some turkeybird?
Sammy Kitten
Miss Violette
OEJ speaks up, TV had it earlier, I bet der is some left if he didn't gobble
it all up, OEJnews:bslr22$e3m1q$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> OEJ speaks up, TV had it earlier, I bet der is some left if he didn't gobble
> it all up, OEJ
Oh, very gudgud. And if it iz all gon, I'z will bet dat I cud teleport
to my hoomin-uncles place and get a big batch to bring back here. My
hoomin-uncle grows turkeybirds.
Sammy Kitten
Sonam Dasara
Tiger to a kitty table by the snacks and drinks>
Les siddown anna you can tell me alla bout yourownself anna da kitteez
inna your howze, OK? Shall we have sum more nip tea?
Mlle. Anaďs, eeger ta heer bout ner new fren...
--
Cordially,
Sonam Dasara
email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
Miss Violette
Just then TV brings the platter over and sets it down in front of OEJ, Miss
Violette and Sam. We isa done wif dis anna i figured you wuuld wantz it...
TV
Hey maybe we shuuld go ta dis here turkeybird place if itsa onna route 66,
OEJ, dreamin
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten <s...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bsn3rr$eg1ln$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
fife of uses dat lifs with ourz soft anna furry. We jus hadda foster kitten
dat wented to his onetrue home who was reallyreally loud anna he made furry
anna soft laugh lots annd den soft leaked watermosters fur dayz when he
wented away. Hisa name wasa Toni anna now he lifes wif a hooman named bill
anna his hooman kitten, a roommate anna too ofur kitties.
I camed to life wif soft anna furry afta I had been inna out for a long
time, I isa bout seven or so, butted I isa notted tellin , One day whilez
furry anna soft wasa sittin onna porch dey seed a kitty dat hadda pink
collar butted looked really skinny. dis here kitty wuuld takez snakz butted
alla time wanted to notted be held. Den one day I was very hungry anna soft
gived me two whle canz of kitty fud, anna her said, I see yourown collar isa
gone anna you is too skinny anna itsa tootoo hot out here so you are gonna
lif wif uses. so in I went. Den a few months later soft anna furry was
onna porch agin anna furry saud a bad word anna sayed are you sure Tiger is
inna house, soft sayed yes, furry saued that is damest thing, you know the
kitty we was callin Tiger, well that one with the pink collar is goin across
the back yard anna he is the tiger inna bedrooms twin. He nefur did come ta
lif wif uses butted dat was four years or so ago anna he still crosees
ourown yard sometimez. When I camed ta lif wif furry anna soft I onliest
weighed bout seven pounds, anna now I isa big boycat of 14 pounds, and TED
sayed I was right amount of weight cause her suspects I isa part MC kitty, I
isa builede like one anna I talkz alot so efin do my furz isa notted like a
MC TED sayed I was big enuf ta be. I like ta play paws unner da door, I
talkz a bunch anna I eatz efury hour onna hour fur zactly7 minutes so dat I
doez notted efur getted hungry agin, I likez ta be petted but I doez NOT
likta be picked up or held, anna I getz reallyreally nerfus ifin I isa
confined inna small space. Dat isa all der isa ta tell bout myownsef, I isa
notted very citin butted I isa good kitty dat alla time uses myown box like
I isa spozed ta and my main job inna ourz house ista try anna splain ta
furry why we should be lowed outside anna I inspect soft's fud ta make sure
it won't hurt her... Tiger hopin he didnot talk too much
Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:bsndu4$ej014$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> You iza gudgud dancer, Tiger, furry lite onna yer feets! <gently
guiding
> Tiger to a kitty table by the snacks and drinks>
>
> Les siddown anna you can tell me alla bout yourownself anna da kitteez
> inna your howze, OK? Shall we have sum more nip tea?
>
> Mlle. Anaļs, eeger ta heer bout ner new fren...
>
> --
> Cordially,
>
> Sonam Dasara
>
> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>
>
>
>
> Miss Violette wrote:
> > Tiger blushes but holdz his partner close and guides her around the
> > dancin kittens, unable to speak cause he isa fraid he willz notted
> > say the right thing...
> > Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:bslcjc$eafdv$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >> Anaļs and Tiger arrive a bit late - but well fed - to the party
> >> and walk out onto the dance floor, ducking the bouncing kittens, and
> >> begin a more graceful dance...
> >>
> >> Tiger, you iz such a good dancer! Anna like Miss Cleopatra sez:
> >> we is lucky to hab gudgud fud, fambily anna frenz dis holliday...
> >>
> >> Mlle. Anaļs, moving just the slightest bit closer to Tiger as
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> Just then TV brings the platter over and sets it down in front of OEJ, Miss
> Violette and Sam. We isa done wif dis anna i figured you wuuld wantz it...
> TV
>
> Hey maybe we shuuld go ta dis here turkeybird place if itsa onna route 66,
> OEJ, dreamin
Fangu, TV - dat's furry nice of you!
And OEJ, it just so happens that mineown hoomin uncle libs just a few
miles from route 66! And he haz a kitty named Samantha (she's a old
Siamese kitty) and a Springer Spaniel doggy named Maggy.
Sammy Kitten
Miss Violette
win dis here holiday parti isa done we hasta member ta ask yourown sisfur if
her willz drive uses der, OEJ gettin cited nownews:bsntg1$eqrqg$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> win dis here holiday parti isa done we hasta member ta ask yourown sisfur if
> her willz drive uses der, OEJ gettin cited now
Dat would be fun! I'z am positive dat if we we work togedder, we can
convince Cleocatra to drive us to Unka Pat's place. Den we could see the
live turkeybirds, and eat lots of roasted and deepfried and smoked
turkeybird, and say hi to Samantha and Maggie.
Sammy Kitten
Miss Violette
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> OK dis wuuld be nice, I likez dat eatin part, OEJ
I fink we ought to plan on having turkeybird and pie and nip casserole
at Unka Pat's place, and maybe do some partying wif Samantha (if we can
wake her up) and wif Maggie dog. She *is* just a d*g, but she's not too
bad anyhow.
Sammy Kitten
Miss Violette
Miss Violette
notted sure bout a D*g, shuuld we ask cleopatra ta drife uses to the
turkeybird place fur a new years parti? OEJnews:bsoii3$eboeq$2...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> sorry soft isa tired, I isa lookin furword ta the eatin part butt I isa
> notted sure bout a D*g, shuuld we ask cleopatra ta drife uses to the
> turkeybird place fur a new years parti? OEJ
I fink maybe so. De way Cleocatra drives, I'm sure she could hab us
there in time ;)
I fink dat would be a good place for a New Year's party. Plenty of
turkeybird, and it's close to my house so I can easily 'port over for
extra supplies of nip and stuff. And you don't need to worry about de
d*g - she's nice to kitties, and eben tries to get Samantha DOC to play
wif her sometimes. And dere's a tree in Unka Pat's back yard that look
like it wud be fun to climb, if a kitty wasn't afraid of climbing big
high fings. And the back yard dere is all fenced, so strange neighbor
dogs and strange neighbors can't get in to bother partying kitties.
Sammy Kitten
Miss Violette
bird place, OEJ, hopin dis isa ok wif ofur kittys onna trip???news:bspfsc$e18ee$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Sonam Dasara
yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff to eat!
Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze nebber, nebber
been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez. You'ze such a big,
strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer! <Anaďs leans over and gives
Tiger a quick snurgle>. I'ze glad dat I'z your fren!
Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or soshulize wid da
odder kitteez?
Mlle Anaďs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with Tiger on
New Year's eve...
--
Cordially,
Sonam Dasara
email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>> Mlle. Anaďs, eeger ta heer bout ner new fren...
>>
>> --
>> Cordially,
>>
>> Sonam Dasara
>>
>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>> Tiger blushes but holdz his partner close and guides her around the
>>> dancin kittens, unable to speak cause he isa fraid he willz notted
>>> say the right thing...
>>> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
>>> news:bslcjc$eafdv$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
>>>> Anaďs and Tiger arrive a bit late - but well fed - to the party
>>>> and walk out onto the dance floor, ducking the bouncing kittens,
>>>> and begin a more graceful dance...
>>>>
>>>> Tiger, you iz such a good dancer! Anna like Miss Cleopatra sez:
>>>> we is lucky to hab gudgud fud, fambily anna frenz dis holliday...
>>>>
>>>> Mlle. Anaďs, moving just the slightest bit closer to Tiger as
Arlene Knop
peepul tuna? Thoze are thuh onlee hoomin foodz I eat. I kin make sum
kasseroles fur efurrybuddy wif plenty of nip sprinkled on top.
Gretchen Marie
Arlene Knop
myownself at this party. I don't like to danz alone.
Gretchen Marie, nervus and hopeful
Seanette Blaylock
say about Re: Party time!:
>Felix? Felix? I don't see him anyware. I hope I don't hav to be by
>myownself at this party. I don't like to danz alone.
>Gretchen Marie, nervus and hopeful
Sorry I'm late. My secretary isn't at her best currently.
Felix, nuzzling his favorite ladycat
--
Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom
The Highland Kitties
Cleocatra, howz about it? Fink we can make it to Unka Pat's house soon?
<Cleopatra> It's Cleopatra, NOT Cleocatra. And yes, we can. Is everybody
on board?
<takes a quick look outside, chases a couple of slow-moving kittens inside>
Ok, we're ready! Let's hit the road and see how quickly we can make it
to California.
<silver longhaired kitty climbs back under the dash and starts working
with ignition wires. A few seconds later the RV rumbles to life. The RV
fishtails out of the driveway and back on the highway.>
We're making good time now!
Cleopatra
Miss Violette
inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like ifin nocat
objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz Eve parti, Wuuld
be myownn date fur da parti?...
* Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he sets the
cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a whisker rub as he
sits back...news:bsppte$50ki$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
a grand time, Miss Violette, hoping GM's Felix shows up for her sake...
although it is fun to just dance with friends sometimes
Arlene Knop <arle...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:3FF0D989...@aol.com...
Miss Violette
rummaging for a nipand cheese sandwhich to hold for her while she drives...
anna ifin ista notted to distractin whilez yourownsef drives wuuld you
consider being myown date fur the New Years Parti? The hopeful
The Highland Kitties <postm...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bsquno$fn1g$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Dan Mahoney
> Here I is wif your drivin snacks, TV sits down by his friend and starts
> rummaging for a nipand cheese sandwhich to hold for her while she drives...
Thank you *very* much, TV!
> anna ifin ista notted to distractin whilez yourownsef drives wuuld you
> consider being myown date fur the New Years Parti? The hopeful
I would be honored to be your date for the party.
Cleopatra
<purring up a storm>
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> Here I is wif your drivin snacks, TV sits down by his friend and starts
> rummaging for a nipand cheese sandwhich to hold for her while she drives...
Oh, thank you very much, TV! That sounds winderful.
> anna ifin ista notted to distractin whilez yourownsef drives wuuld you
> consider being myown date fur the New Years Parti? The hopeful
I would be honored to be your date for the party.
CLeopatra
<purring for all she's worth>
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
> Here I is wif your drivin snacks, TV sits down by his friend and starts
> rummaging for a nipand cheese sandwhich to hold for her while she
drives...
Oh, thank you very much, TV! That sounds winderful.
> anna ifin ista notted to distractin whilez yourownsef drives wuuld you
> consider being myown date fur the New Years Parti? The hopeful
Sylvia M.
Dyna, rezint tu it, at leezt fur now.
Sonam Dasara
Tiger's head>.
I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo hooman fur
me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da country before dis.
Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da chief 'spector atta mineown
howse. I'ze dere to innaspect efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer
openz, I'ze dere to 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a
lot, thru da winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna
hourz I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York
citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna nite: big
ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov hatz! Toibans,
yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze luvs ta watch outta da
window.
I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze cudn't tink
ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo! <gently rubs her
cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big smile to Tiger>
Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now on her
own...
--
Cordially,
Sonam Dasara
email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
Miss Violette wrote:
> Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz
> back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like
> ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz
> Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?...
> * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he
> sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a
> whisker rub as he sits back...
> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:bsppte$50ki$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat
>> yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff
>> to eat!
>>
>> Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze nebber,
>> nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez. You'ze
>> such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer! <Anaïs leans
>> over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle>. I'ze glad dat I'z your fren!
>>
>> Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or soshulize
>> wid da odder kitteez?
>>
>> Mlle Anaïs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with
Miss Violette
Dis isa wonnerful, TV, Purrin loudly anna thinkin bout dancin onna new
year...
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney <cl...@webfolks.us> wrote in
message news:bss3v2$r6gg$3...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da facinatin things
ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where deri is onliest bout 200
hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here cause it is mostly veryquite.
Tiger returns the head rub with a wink and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa
readi we can start for the parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but
wishin dat dis here quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more...news:bsuqri$1m73q$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
Arlene Knop
that I haven't seen Felix fur a longlong tyme. And sum ov us will be
bizzy playing moosik too. How do yew like my gold lamay a-line outfit.
Itz not too flashy fur plain old me iz it? And I had meowmie weeve sum
rinestones in my hed fur.
Gretchen Marie, alwayz respekting Dyna's fashun advice
Arlene Knop
Got room there fur me and Felix and Dyna to sit? Whoz gonna propoze a
toast?
Gretchen Marie, lifting her glass of nip wine
Arlene Knop
they need yew. Come on, letz sit ofur here wif Miss Violette and OEJ
and Sammy Kitten and Dyna. We can all take turns danzing. Are yew
having nip wine or nip sampayne? I'll just hav a liddle glass of nip
wine.
Gretchen Marie, taking Felix's arm proudly
Amelia T Cat
> Oh, Dyna, we kin all sit togedder and danz wif lotsa kitteez. Itz just
> that I haven't seen Felix fur a longlong tyme. And sum ov us will be
> bizzy playing moosik too. How do yew like my gold lamay a-line outfit.
> Itz not too flashy fur plain old me iz it? And I had meowmie weeve sum
> rinestones in my hed fur.
>
> Gretchen Marie, alwayz respekting Dyna's fashun advice
Hi, efurrybody. My, Gretchen Marie, you look FABULOUS! I think I saw
Felix disappearing into the teleporter after Sammy Kitten. If he was
following Sammy, then they're probably up to no good but will be back soon.
Anybody care for some nip wine, or nip casserole, or some tuna with nip
spread?
Amelia T Cat
Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten
> Felix disappearing into the teleporter after Sammy Kitten. If he was
> following Sammy, then they're probably up to no good but will be back soon.
>
> Anybody care for some nip wine, or nip casserole, or some tuna with nip
> spread?
>
> Amelia T Cat
<fluffy black girlkitten sets up the CD player on the enclosed porch and
gets some nice soft rock music playing. She also makes sure that the
screened fireplace is lit to kepe the porch warm, and that there are
plenty of snacks and drinks set out. She comes bouncing over to the
other kitties...>
Hihi, efurrycat! I gots de moosic going and de snacks and drinks laid
out. I fink we'z ready to party now! I fink I'z gonna go dance to dat
wunnderful moosic!
<she goes bouncing off to the porch again>
Tabitha Kitten
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
> out. I fink we'z ready to party now! I fink I'z gonna go dance to dat
> wunnderful moosic!
>
> <she goes bouncing off to the porch again>
>
> Tabitha Kitten
<A wheeled cargo dolly covered by a canvas tarp comes rolling out of the
teleporter, pushed by a little orange kitten with two companions. They
push the dolly out of the garage, around the side, and back behind the
garage. Sammy Kitten goes running into the house, and comes out a minute
later with Maggie the d*g. As they come out, Sammy is explaining to
Maggie...>
See, over here behind the garage, I need you to dig some holes about a
foot across and about 3 feet deep. We'z gotta bury these stell mortar
tubes so'z we can launch some big fireworks...
<Maggie gets busy digging a bunch of holes, as Sammy strolls back to the
front of the garage>
Hihi, effurybody! Whatz up? Where's de fud? And de nip? And who wants to
danz?
Sammy Kitten
Seanette Blaylock
say about Re: Party time!:
>I unnerstand, Felix. Yew hav to look after yer meowmie and pawpaw cuz
>they need yew. Come on, letz sit ofur here wif Miss Violette and OEJ
>and Sammy Kitten and Dyna. We can all take turns danzing. Are yew
>having nip wine or nip sampayne? I'll just hav a liddle glass of nip
>wine.
>Gretchen Marie, taking Felix's arm proudly
I don't care for wine or champagne, thanks, dear. :-)
Felix, designated driver
Miss Violette
Violettenews:3FF38199...@aol.com...
Miss Violette
Come on and sit with us, Miss Violette, glad to see Amelia
Amelia T Cat <ame...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bt02gc$20rdh$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Amelia T Cat
> Come on and sit with us, Miss Violette, glad to see Amelia
Thank you! This looks like a fun party. Though I must admit I'm a little
worried about what Sammy Kitten and his buddies are up to. When kittens
start doing secretive things, nothing good can come of it.
Amelia
Miss Violette
She is right you do look great as usual, and the music is nice, I think I
will get some warm nipnog before I dance, Miss Violette, thinking tabitha
did a good job on the porch
Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten <tab...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bt02tp$21opm$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
You are probably right but then what can you do, just ignore them is what I
find works best, or you get way to upset, Miss Violette passing her friend
the nipnog
Amelia T Cat <ame...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bt07p3$21ntb$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Dan Mahoney
> You are probably right but then what can you do, just ignore them is what I
> find works best, or you get way to upset, Miss Violette passing her friend
> the nipnog
I think that sounds like an excellent idea. Some nip would go real well now.
Amelia
Amelia T Cat
> You are probably right but then what can you do, just ignore them is
what I
> find works best, or you get way to upset, Miss Violette passing her
friend
> the nipnog
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
into the back yard, and dashes up to the porch and the table of snacks.
He smells somewhat of sulphur.>
Hihi, Fluffybutt. Where's de nipcakes? I fink I need some nipcakes.
<a whole string of firecrackers then erupt from the alley>
Oh, hoo, I wunnder who did dat?
Sammy Kitten
Sonam Dasara
kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo
yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like...
Mlle. Anaďs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'...
--
Cordially,
Sonam Dasara
email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
Miss Violette wrote:
> I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I
> spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da
> facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where
> deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here
> cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink
> and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the
> parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here
> quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more...
> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:bsuqri$1m73q$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> Fangu furry much, Tiger! <Anaďs takes the teacup and gently butts
>> Tiger's head>.
>>
>> I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo
>> hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da
>> country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da
>> chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect
>> efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to
>> 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da
>> winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz
>> I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York
>> citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna
>> nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov
>> hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze
>> luvs ta watch outta da window.
>>
>> I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze
>> cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo!
>> <gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big
>> smile to Tiger>
>>
>> Mlle. Anaďs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now
>> on her own...
>> --
>> Cordially,
>>
>> Sonam Dasara
>>
>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>
>>
>>
>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>> Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz
>>> back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like
>>> ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz
>>> Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?...
>>> * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he
>>> sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a
>>> whisker rub as he sits back...
>>> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
>>> news:bsppte$50ki$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
>>>> Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat
>>>> yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff
>>>> to eat!
>>>>
>>>> Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze
>>>> nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez.
>>>> You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer!
>>>> <Anaďs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle>. I'ze glad dat
>>>> I'z your fren!
>>>>
>>>> Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or
>>>> soshulize wid da odder kitteez?
>>>>
>>>> Mlle Anaďs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date with
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
nip rolls? Or maybe some nip champagne?
Cleopatra
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
<Cleopatra whispers in Tabitha's ear, then Tabitha whispers in TV's ear...>
TV, come with me please. We have something we need to do.
<Tabitha and TV trot off into the house>
Every kitty, we have something very special planned for a little before
midnight. We'll keep it kind of short, though, so it won't cut into your
partying.
Cleopatra
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
Could I have everykittie's attention please? We haz somefing very
special lined up. Please come over here to de side yard wif me...
<kitties follow Tabitha Kitten over to the side yard. Torches are
burning along the fence, giving the yard a very dramatic appearance. At
the far end they see a red velvet pillow with a red carpet before it.>
<Tabitha:> Efurrykitty please have a seat. I fink Cleopatra is about
ready to begin.
<Cleopatra Silvercat comes around the front of the house and takes a
seat on the velvet pillow.>
<Cleopatra:> Welcome, everykitty. I am Cleopatra Silvercat. When I was a
tiny baby kitten my kittymomma told me that I could be anything I wanted
to be, even ruler of all I survey. My early kitten years were somewhat
difficult, but when I adopted my first human family they told me the
same thing. So after several months of consideration I decided they were
right, and I was indeed ruler of all I survey. I didn't survey much
territory until this road trip, but I did claim my right anyway to the
title of Empress.
In my journeys I have encountered very few kitties who properly
recognize my regal nature. It is my intention this night to recognize
one very special kitty who has shown his generous nature, his
preparedness, and his willingness to help others. This kitty has shared
of his personal store of food, has accompanied my royal personage
whenever I've left the safety of the RV, and has paid close attention to
the location of our travelling companion kittens when they might wander
into a dangerous area.
TV kitty, please approach.
<TV kitty walks up the red carpet, accompanied by Tabitha Kitten on his
right and Sammy Kitten on his left. When he reaches the the end of the
carpet he stands facing Cleopatra.>
TV kitty, you have shown your outstanding qualities and shining
character traits. It is my intention to induct you into the Knighthood.
<Cleopatra approaches TV kitty, then gives TV kitty a gentle swat on his
left shoulder, on his right shoulder, and on top of his head>
TV kitty, I pronounce you to be a member of the Society of Feline
Nobility. Wear the title proudly.
All kitties, I now present to you Sir TV.
<Cleopatra gives TV a gentle nuzzle>
Now, shall we all return to the party and celebrate?
<Cleopatra and TV kitty walk down the red carpet together to return to
the party patio>
Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten
Pat just brought out the deep-fried turkeybird! And nip custard pie!
Yummm!!!
Tabitha Kitten
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten
Until then, let's dance! Crank up that moosic, Fluffybutt!
<little orange kitten bounces into the screened porch and dances like a
mad kitten>
Sammy Kitten
Amelia T Cat
> You are probably right but then what can you do, just ignore them is what I
> find works best, or you get way to upset, Miss Violette passing her friend
> the nipnog
Happy new year, kitty friends!
Here, let's drink a toast... To 2004 - may the year be better for our
hoomins, safer and healthier to us kitties and our hoomins, and better
for all of the poor, unprotected kitties living on the streets without a
home. And may those of hoomins who need extra financial or job-related
help find their desired solutions early this year.
<lifts her glass of nip wine and drinks deeply>
Happy new year, everykitty!
Amelia T Cat
Miss Violette
Samuel "Houdini" Kitten <s...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bt0b88$203ih$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
you is myown date, I think anofur nip roll wouuld be grand, Doez you wanna
go anna dance? TV, just glad to be theremessage news:bt0cmb$209mn$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
da new year... Tiger, blushing but proudnews:bt0ccj$1s4vd$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da uder
> kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can teleport fur a noo
> yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd like...
>
>
> --
> Cordially,
>
> Sonam Dasara
>
> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>
>
>
>
> Miss Violette wrote:
> > I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I
> > spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da
> > facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where
> > deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here
> > cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink
> > and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the
> > parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here
> > quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more...
> > Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:bsuqri$1m73q$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >> Tiger's head>.
> >>
> >> I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo
> >> hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da
> >> country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da
> >> chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect
> >> efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to
> >> 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da
> >> winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz
> >> I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey York
> >> citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day anna
> >> nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla kindz ov
> >> hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry fascinatin. I'ze
> >> luvs ta watch outta da window.
> >>
> >> I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze
> >> cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo!
> >> <gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big
> >> smile to Tiger>
> >>
> >> on her own...
> >> --
> >> Cordially,
> >>
> >> Sonam Dasara
> >>
> >> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Miss Violette wrote:
> >>> Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we getz
> >>> back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it lookz like
> >>> ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place fur a New Yearz
> >>> Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?...
> >>> * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer, he
> >>> sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new friend a
> >>> whisker rub as he sits back...
> >>> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:bsppte$50ki$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >>>> Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink: dat
> >>>> yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo haff enuff
> >>>> to eat!
> >>>>
> >>>> Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze
> >>>> nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in airyplanez.
> >>>> You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da adbenturrer!
> >>>> I'z your fren!
> >>>>
> >>>> Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or
> >>>> soshulize wid da odder kitteez?
> >>>>
Miss Violette
Miss Violette
and thinking, I feelz very lucky butted was doin as myown kittymom, Miss
Violette teached me to be...He thinks also, anofur tunaroll might be nice as
wellmessage news:bt0g4d$22dui$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
full but is now revaluating...news:bt0goq$23jif$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
niptea,nog and wine are everywhere, each kitty is eating enough to enjoy but
not over do and the time is growing near... OEJ sits down with more people
tuna in great anticipation of what is too come...news:bt0jva$1re3p$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
All the other cats stand and drink to the great toast, and a loud here here
is also heard
Amelia T Cat <ame...@webfolks.us> wrote in message
news:bt0lf2$229h9$1...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat Mahoney
> Dis is a wonnerful parti, and while it isa nice here itsa efin bettere cause
> you is myown date, I think anofur nip roll wouuld be grand, Doez you wanna
> go anna dance? TV, just glad to be there
That sounds good! You are an *excellent* dancer...
Cleopatra
Sonam Dasara
auspicious day. Not only dat, we'ze libs inna Asian nayborhud, anna alla da
shopkeepers put out dere bestest stuff fur Noo Yerz - anna dere are lotsa
fishie stores!
I'zl teleport da furless one to Japan (he won't mind, hehehe) anna get
reddy. Maybee 8'oclock?
Mlle. Anaďs, eggsicted starts her "to-do" list: Hmmmm, teleport human
away; buy fishees anna desserts, set da tabbel wit candles... She looks in
her closet for a simple black dress...
--
Cordially,
Sonam Dasara
email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
Miss Violette wrote:
> I wuuld love an alone dinner wif you, Dis is a very wonnerful way ta
> start da new year... Tiger, blushing but proud
> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:bt0ccj$1s4vd$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da
>> uder kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can
>> teleport fur a noo yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd
>> like...
>>
>> Mlle. Anaďs, liking her new friend, and hoping he'll say 'yes'...
>>
>> --
>> Cordially,
>>
>> Sonam Dasara
>>
>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>> I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I
>>> spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da
>>> facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where
>>> deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here
>>> cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink
>>> and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the
>>> parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here
>>> quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more...
>>> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
>>> news:bsuqri$1m73q$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
>>>> Fangu furry much, Tiger! <Anaďs takes the teacup and gently
>>>> butts Tiger's head>.
>>>>
>>>> I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo
>>>> hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da
>>>> country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da
>>>> chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect
>>>> efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to
>>>> 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da
>>>> winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz
>>>> I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey
>>>> York citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day
>>>> anna nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla
>>>> kindz ov hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry
>>>> fascinatin. I'ze luvs ta watch outta da window.
>>>>
>>>> I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze
>>>> cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo!
>>>> <gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big
>>>> smile to Tiger>
>>>>
>>>> Mlle. Anaďs, feeling very grown up for a three year old kittie, now
>>>> on her own...
>>>> --
>>>> Cordially,
>>>>
>>>> Sonam Dasara
>>>>
>>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Miss Violette wrote:
>>>>> Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we
>>>>> getz back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it
>>>>> lookz like ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place
>>>>> fur a New Yearz Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?...
>>>>> * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer,
>>>>> he sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new
>>>>> friend a whisker rub as he sits back...
>>>>> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:bsppte$50ki$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
>>>>>> Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink:
>>>>>> dat yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo
>>>>>> haff enuff to eat!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze
>>>>>> nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in
>>>>>> airyplanez. You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da
>>>>>> adbenturrer! <Anaďs leans over and gives Tiger a quick snurgle>.
>>>>>> I'ze glad dat I'z your fren!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or
>>>>>> soshulize wid da odder kitteez?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mlle Anaďs, thinking that it would be nice to have a date
Sonam Dasara
Mlle. Anaďs
--
Cordially,
Sonam Dasara
email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
Sonam Dasara
Mlle. Anaďs
--
Cordially,
Sonam Dasara
email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
Sylvia M.
Dyna, Mizty eyed furrom da wunnurfull sereymony
"Miss Violette" <Rgr...@consolidated.net> wrote in message
news:bt0oft$24s81$1...@ID-211669.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
I isa onliest asa good asa myown partener... TV, very happymessage news:bt1kik$2aqmn$2...@ID-199721.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
startin hisown list,,, Flowers , nip wine, and carob/nip candi... He setz
the porter anna knocks onna door at zactly 3 minutes until 8:00, hopin he
doez notted do anythin ta mess up Buddhist traditions...news:bt1mt8$2e19u$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> Dat's wunnerful, Tiger! We'z Boodhist here, anna today is a furry
> auspicious day. Not only dat, we'ze libs inna Asian nayborhud, anna alla
da
> shopkeepers put out dere bestest stuff fur Noo Yerz - anna dere are lotsa
> fishie stores!
>
> I'zl teleport da furless one to Japan (he won't mind, hehehe) anna get
> reddy. Maybee 8'oclock?
>
> away; buy fishees anna desserts, set da tabbel wit candles... She looks in
> her closet for a simple black dress...
>
> --
> Cordially,
>
> Sonam Dasara
>
> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>
>
>
>
> Miss Violette wrote:
> > I wuuld love an alone dinner wif you, Dis is a very wonnerful way ta
> > start da new year... Tiger, blushing but proud
> > Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:bt0ccj$1s4vd$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >> Lez get ourz parti hatz anna noizemakerz, Tiger, anna join da
> >> uder kitteez fur da parti, Tiger. Anna maybe tomorrow we can
> >> teleport fur a noo yerz day dinner fur jus da too ov us, if you'z'd
> >> like...
> >>
> >>
> >> --
> >> Cordially,
> >>
> >> Sonam Dasara
> >>
> >> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Miss Violette wrote:
> >>> I lookz outta winnow sometimez atta birdies anna ofur stuffz, anna I
> >>> spect some stuffz along wif soft's fud so I unnerstan bout da
> >>> facinatin things ouut der, we lives inna little bitty place where
> >>> deri is onliest bout 200 hoomanz cludin mine. We all likez it here
> >>> cause it is mostly veryquite. Tiger returns the head rub with a wink
> >>> and anofur huge smile. Ifin you isa readi we can start for the
> >>> parti... Tiger thinkin da parti willz be fun but wishin dat dis here
> >>> quiet cuuld go on fur awhile more...
> >>> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:bsuqri$1m73q$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >>>> butts Tiger's head>.
> >>>>
> >>>> I'zll tell yoo a bit about me, now. Y'kno dat dis iz a noo
> >>>> hooman fur me, anna dat I'ze wuz a show kittee in a cattery in da
> >>>> country before dis. Now, I'ze a onlycat, anna my noo job I'ze da
> >>>> chief 'spector atta mineown howse. I'ze dere to innaspect
> >>>> efurryting! Effurry time a closet or drawer openz, I'ze dere to
> >>>> 'spect what's innaside ov it. Anna I 'spects de Out a lot, thru da
> >>>> winnow. I'ze sits dere inna da sunlite, anna fur hourz anna hourz
> >>>> I'ze watch alla da business inna da street. We'ze rite neer Mey
> >>>> York citee, anna all kindz ov hoomans walk by da window alla day
> >>>> anna nite: big ones little ones, alla colors, anna wearin alla
> >>>> kindz ov hatz! Toibans, yarmulkas, veils... Furry, furry
> >>>> fascinatin. I'ze luvs ta watch outta da window.
> >>>>
> >>>> I'd luff to be yourown date fur da parti tonite, Tiger. I'ze
> >>>> cudn't tink ov a better way ov bringin' in da Noo Yeer dan wit yoo!
> >>>> <gently rubs her cheek against Tiger's, leans back, and gives a big
> >>>> smile to Tiger>
> >>>>
> >>>> on her own...
> >>>> --
> >>>> Cordially,
> >>>>
> >>>> Sonam Dasara
> >>>>
> >>>> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Miss Violette wrote:
> >>>>> Letz sit her anna jus drink ourown tea, We can soclize when we
> >>>>> getz back inna RV. I heard Sam kitten anna OEJ talkin anna it
> >>>>> lookz like ifin nocat objects we isa goin ta a Turkeybird place
> >>>>> fur a New Yearz Eve parti, Wuuld be myownn date fur da parti?...
> >>>>> * Tiger pours more tea anna scootz hisown chair a little closer,
> >>>>> he sets the cup down anna pours the cream anna gives his new
> >>>>> friend a whisker rub as he sits back...
> >>>>> Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:bsppte$50ki$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >>>>>> Boy, Tiger, dat's sum story! Anna da bes part is da endink:
> >>>>>> dat yoo haff yur onetroohome dats warm anna cozy ann dat yoo
> >>>>>> haff enuff to eat!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Anna youze a brave kittee, bein in da Out anna all. I'ze
> >>>>>> nebber, nebber been inna da Out, eben tho I'ze been in
> >>>>>> airyplanez. You'ze such a big, strong boykittee dats kwite da
> >>>>>> I'ze glad dat I'z your fren!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Wanna sit heer anna drink nip tea by our ownselves, or
> >>>>>> soshulize wid da odder kitteez?
> >>>>>>
Miss Violette
hisownsefnews:bt1n46$2dq7a$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
Miss Violette
family, TV almost overwhelmed
Sylvia M. <XXXn...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:bt1qs6$2e214$1...@ID-97266.news.uni-berlin.de...
Sonam Dasara
She chooses a simple black dress and a turquiose and silver collar, and puts
a dab of kittee perfume behind each ear. The doorbell rings, and a handsome,
large tiger-striped kittee in a tux is at the door.>
"HiHi, Tiger, Happy Nooo Yeer!, as she gives him a big hug. My, yoo luk
hansum all dwessed up! Welcum to my compartment! Anna don wurry bout
Boodhist traditionz, we'ze furry loose 'round heer!" Anna dose are sum
wunnerful gifs, Tiger! I'll put da fwoerz onna da table. Anna such delicious
kittee-candies! You'ze soooo sweet!" <gives Tiger anoffer hug>
"Why don yoo relacks while I'ze put da finishing touches onna da
dinner? Sumfin to drink? I'ze got some single-malt nipScotch..."
<Anaïs walks over to the bar, and pours Tiger a nipScotch.> "Heer,
Tiger. Yoo sit inna da Lazee-Cat recliner while I finish inna da kitchen,
OK? Wood yoo like sum musik?"
<She walks over to the stereo.> "Todayz Milt Jackson's 80th birfday. He
played da vibraaphone fur da Modern Jazz Quartet, anna I likes to pway da
vibes anna be-bop jazz; itz frum da 50s. Or maybee sum Brubeck?"
<As she passes the Buddhist altar, she nods toward it, and lights a
stick of incense.> "Heerz a nice smell fur yoo while I'ze finishin, OK?"
<Tiger takes the nipScotch, looks around and settles back in the recliner.>
"I'ze made shrimpee-paste aroun' sugar-cane fur ann appitizer,
sweet-patater anna shrimppe paste balls - wit a whole shrimpee inna de
center (dere Vietnamese fudz) anna a whole red-snapper wit a black-bean
sauce fur da main courses. We gotz sum nip-Gewirtztraminer wine anna
rice-cakes wit red bean fillink fur dessert (red beenz is lucky fur Noo
Yeerz). Howz dat sound?
<Anaïs looks over the table, pours some wine, lights two candles and
puts the shrimpeez onna sugar cane onna da plates.> "Tiger! Ready to eat?"
Mlle. Anaïs, feeling very grown-up for a 3-year old; and very happy that she
has such a goodcat that's handsome to boot, for a date...
Miss Violette
more than ready to return hugs, Then he finds his whiskers and...*
OOHHH I like any kind of fishy stuffz... Dem beanz soundz nice also... I
willz try dis scotch, I betz itsa good wif nip innit. He thinkz anna den
says... I doez notted care what music you playz, I likes almos anykind of
music butted later we willz want some slow dancin music... Tiger then stands
up ready to hold the chair for this very charming girlcat... Just a teeny
worried bout their age difference, but not so much that he feelz the need to
leave...
Sonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Sonam Dasara
she brings Tiger to the window>
I'ze gots sumpfin to show yoo Tiger. See dat tall buildin ober dere?
<pointing to a high-rise apartment house on the Palisades, overlooking the
Hudson river>
I'ze wantz ta teleport usez to da top, OK? Now closes yur eyez, anna don
open dem till I say OK...
<When Tiger agrees, Anaďs teleports them to the terrace of the penthose
apartment, overlooking NYC. Before them is the entire skyline, all lit up>
OK, Tiger, yoo ken open yur eyezez now... Whaddya tink?
<Tiger's eyes open wide, and Anaďs moves closer to him, and gently puts
her head on his shoulder as they both gaze out over the city... After a
while, she speaks...>
A danse wood be really nice now, Tiger, don yoo tink? Yoo remine me of
Humfree Bogacat, so maybe "As time goes by" from Catablanka?
<she teleports a cd player, and the music starts: "Just remember this, a
kiss is just a kiss..." The two kittys are dancing cheek to cheek under the
stars with NY's skyline as a backdrop>
Oh Tiger, youze such a strong, but gentlecat.... <and gives a hug, and
holds him tightly as they dance...>
Meanwhile, inside the penthouse apartment:
She: Hal, Hal - Wake up!
He: (Groggily) Mrrrrrpgh. Izz One in the morning...
She: There are two stray cats on the terrace, Hal - do something!
He: Sylvia, go back to sleep, we're on the 45th floor. There are
no cats on the terrace...
She: Yes there are! And one is wearing a tuxedo, the other an
evening gown! And they're dancing cheek to cheek!
He: Sylvia, you gotta stop eating Mexican before you go to bed.
Now go back to sleep!
Mlle. Anaďs, who is swept off of all four feet by Tiger's charms...
Miss Violette
Itz sure is nice here... anna itz nice ta be dancin wif yourownsef... I
cuuld stay here alla time butted I haz sponsibilitues ta da hoomanz...
butted ifin itsa notted too furwurd, wuuld it be ok in da future ifin anycat
askz yourownsef fur a date ifin you sayed you isa spoken fur by myownsef...
He holdz his ladyfriend close... Hopin... anxious... and blushing in the
dark...anna wonnerin why der isa female hooman up atta dis time of
nightSonam Dasara <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:bt4a0r$365n8$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
Sonam Dasara
human home>
Bye Tiger; it wuz a lufflee efenink, and yes, I'z'd be honorred ta be
yur steady date! Anna I tink dat yoo shud check inta yur hooman. Dere not
allowed ta be up at 4 in da mornink! I hopes dat alla is well... Les meet at
da partee later on today, OK?
Mlle. Anaïs, smiling...
--
Cordially,
Sonam Dasara
email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
Miss Violette wrote:
> Itz sure is nice here... anna itz nice ta be dancin wif yourownsef...
> I cuuld stay here alla time butted I haz sponsibilitues ta da
> hoomanz... butted ifin itsa notted too furwurd, wuuld it be ok in da
> future ifin anycat askz yourownsef fur a date ifin you sayed you isa
> spoken fur by myownsef... He holdz his ladyfriend close... Hopin...
> anxious... and blushing in the dark...anna wonnerin why der isa
> female hooman up atta dis time of nightSonam Dasara
> <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> news:bt4a0r$365n8$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> <The two kitteez chat pleasantly during dinner, and when it's
>> finished, she brings Tiger to the window>
>>
>> I'ze gots sumpfin to show yoo Tiger. See dat tall buildin ober
>> dere? <pointing to a high-rise apartment house on the Palisades,
>> overlooking the Hudson river>
>>
>> I'ze wantz ta teleport usez to da top, OK? Now closes yur eyez,
>> anna don open dem till I say OK...
>>
>> <When Tiger agrees, Anaïs teleports them to the terrace of the
>> penthose apartment, overlooking NYC. Before them is the entire
>> skyline, all lit up>
>>
>> OK, Tiger, yoo ken open yur eyezez now... Whaddya tink?
>>
>> <Tiger's eyes open wide, and Anaïs moves closer to him, and
>> gently puts her head on his shoulder as they both gaze out over the
>> city... After a while, she speaks...>
>>
>> A danse wood be really nice now, Tiger, don yoo tink? Yoo remine
>> me of Humfree Bogacat, so maybe "As time goes by" from Catablanka?
>>
>> <she teleports a cd player, and the music starts: "Just remember
>> this, a kiss is just a kiss..." The two kittys are dancing cheek to
>> cheek under the stars with NY's skyline as a backdrop>
>>
>> Oh Tiger, youze such a strong, but gentlecat.... <and gives a
>> hug, and holds him tightly as they dance...>
>>
>> Meanwhile, inside the penthouse apartment:
>>
>> She: Hal, Hal - Wake up!
>> He: (Groggily) Mrrrrrpgh. Izz One in the morning...
>> She: There are two stray cats on the terrace, Hal - do
>> something! He: Sylvia, go back to sleep, we're on the
>> 45th floor. There are
>> no cats on the terrace...
>> She: Yes there are! And one is wearing a tuxedo, the other an
>> evening gown! And they're dancing cheek to cheek!
>> He: Sylvia, you gotta stop eating Mexican before you go
>> to bed. Now go back to sleep!
>>
>> Mlle. Anaïs, who is swept off of all four feet by Tiger's charms...
Miss Violette
this one... I willz see yourownsef later atta parti... Tiger kisses the paw
of his girl and floatz to the porter fur homenews:bt6t4q$3tn74$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> <Anaďs gives Tiger a last hug and a kiss, and sends him back to his
> human home>
>
> Bye Tiger; it wuz a lufflee efenink, and yes, I'z'd be honorred ta be
> yur steady date! Anna I tink dat yoo shud check inta yur hooman. Dere not
> allowed ta be up at 4 in da mornink! I hopes dat alla is well... Les meet
at
> da partee later on today, OK?
>
>
> --
> Cordially,
>
> Sonam Dasara
>
> email: ask-at-electric-hyphen-ink-dot-com
>
>
>
>
> Miss Violette wrote:
> > Itz sure is nice here... anna itz nice ta be dancin wif yourownsef...
> > I cuuld stay here alla time butted I haz sponsibilitues ta da
> > hoomanz... butted ifin itsa notted too furwurd, wuuld it be ok in da
> > future ifin anycat askz yourownsef fur a date ifin you sayed you isa
> > spoken fur by myownsef... He holdz his ladyfriend close... Hopin...
> > anxious... and blushing in the dark...anna wonnerin why der isa
> > female hooman up atta dis time of nightSonam Dasara
> > <idonthave...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:bt4a0r$365n8$1...@ID-196942.news.uni-berlin.de...
> >> <The two kitteez chat pleasantly during dinner, and when it's
> >> finished, she brings Tiger to the window>
> >>
> >> I'ze gots sumpfin to show yoo Tiger. See dat tall buildin ober
> >> dere? <pointing to a high-rise apartment house on the Palisades,
> >> overlooking the Hudson river>
> >>
> >> I'ze wantz ta teleport usez to da top, OK? Now closes yur eyez,
> >> anna don open dem till I say OK...
> >>
> >> penthose apartment, overlooking NYC. Before them is the entire
> >> skyline, all lit up>
> >>
> >> OK, Tiger, yoo ken open yur eyezez now... Whaddya tink?
> >>
> >> gently puts her head on his shoulder as they both gaze out over the
> >> city... After a while, she speaks...>
> >>
> >> A danse wood be really nice now, Tiger, don yoo tink? Yoo remine
> >> me of Humfree Bogacat, so maybe "As time goes by" from Catablanka?
> >>
> >> <she teleports a cd player, and the music starts: "Just remember
> >> this, a kiss is just a kiss..." The two kittys are dancing cheek to
> >> cheek under the stars with NY's skyline as a backdrop>
> >>
> >> Oh Tiger, youze such a strong, but gentlecat.... <and gives a
> >> hug, and holds him tightly as they dance...>
> >>
> >> Meanwhile, inside the penthouse apartment:
> >>
> >> She: Hal, Hal - Wake up!
> >> He: (Groggily) Mrrrrrpgh. Izz One in the morning...
> >> She: There are two stray cats on the terrace, Hal - do
> >> something! He: Sylvia, go back to sleep, we're on the
> >> 45th floor. There are
> >> no cats on the terrace...
> >> She: Yes there are! And one is wearing a tuxedo, the other an
> >> evening gown! And they're dancing cheek to cheek!
> >> He: Sylvia, you gotta stop eating Mexican before you go
> >> to bed. Now go back to sleep!
> >>