Ize fore munths owld ana haf ben atta pownd fur tew munfs. Mine
pikshur wuz inna papir ana mineownnewhumin saw it ana sed, dat lukz
likka Clyde! But she didnt due enyfing sept calla pownd ana ask if I
wuz doptid ana tu sey dont put me tu sleep unlez dey called hur. Wall,
dey let me sleep lotz ana neffur called hur.
Sew, aftur free weekz, Clyde tuk matturz in hizown pawz. He visitid
hur inna dreem, bitin ana battbattbatting hur tryin tu make hur take
me owt uv da caj. Da nxt nite I went by mineownself ana pretended tu
drown inna kwiksand skreemin fur hur tu help me. Ana da furd nite,
Clyde wuz draggin me inna howse.
Sew she gafe in ana doptid me. She sed she wuz weighting fur me tu be
"hard tu dopt" sew I wud be cheeper. Ha! I iz wurf a lotta tunaz ana I
wantid tu com home nough!
Claude C. Dammet, little orange man
Hihi widdle Claude
Im Mosey n I wib inna bigbig hoam wif mine wink Tabitha, hoo went missing
bout a week ugo, n we hab 2 udopted widdle bitties hoo r fife weex old a
gurl bittie naymed Mimzy Alice hoo iz awl black wike Tabitha n a boy bittie
Bob Qat, hoo iz da sayme age n wooks jest wike mee, gray n wite n dey wud
wuv et iffen yoo wud wike tew kome offer n play wif dem. We r sew gwad yoo
faownd yer onetroohome Clyde saowndz wike a gudgud brofur tew git yoo
hoam. Mine Unca Mutt went tew da Bridge a yeer ugo n I wunner iffen Clyde
effer metted himself. He wuz a nise Unca ho wuz 19 yeers old wen he left n
he lefted mee dis big hoam iffen I gotted winked. Iffen yer ma needz sum
toonas fur yoo i kan help hurself wif dat cuz I hab lotza uf dem, fanx tew
mine Unka Mutt. At mine hoam in da city, I hab a neffew name uf Pookie hoo
is winwink wiff Sqweex n dey haf a dotter nayme uff Pipps hoo wiv wif da
hoomins. I port bak dere sumtimes n dey gib me sum ham n stuff.
Yew r welcoom tew kome offer inny time. I mayke gud snax tew..
<nosepoink>
Mosey
*Mimzy n Bob boff squeak hiiiiiiiii klaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd*
come offer n pway wif usses
Lucy
Sundance
"The Ajo Clowder" <Ajo...@clowder.net> wrote in message
news:74e0cc40-65e4-471a...@s9g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
Welcome, CLaude. Da Community allez needs more of us handsome oringe
guys.
Sammy
Hello little boycat an welcom to da commoonity. I may be gowing two
hep Mosey wiff hiz bitteez oar I may be heer wiff da gang butted I
will allus be happee too heer frum yourwonself.
--
Maggy May
Micah Blue an Malachi
On Jan 11, 12:08 am, The Ajo Clowder <AjoC...@clowder.net> wrote:
> Meow! Ize Claude ana mine lost brofur Clyde (RB?) sent me tu mine
> wuntroohome.
Meow, Claude, an welcum to RPCC! Itz nice heere!
--
Cordially,
Serge D.
1/11/2009 2:24:37 PM
Unka Serge, were iz Mme. Anaďs?. Is hurself umkay?
I luff hur nise webbysite
Best fishies
Mosey
Fangu, Mosey! Mine new brofur Ralph told me bowt yew ana Tabitha. I'ze
ben purrin fur hur tu appeer.
Mine Clyde-at-the-Bridge problee met yer Unca Mutt. Next time he
visitz me, I will tell him tu sey hello fur yewrownself.
I will problee see him sun cuz uv mine trubbulls. <SOB>M-m-minehumin
hoo I luff tuk me bak tu da jalecage plaza ana leff me der. She sed I
hadda lern a lesson. Ize skared! Ize bak inna mine old cage. Ize fraid
dey meigh stik moor needulls in me ana if I dont lern sumfing mine
meowma mitte neffur kom get me. HALP!!!!! I wanna go HOME! NOUGH!
MerrrrrOWWWW!
Claude, forlorn
Humin note: Claude is back at the pound so he can be taken to TED in
Tucson to be tutored. I pick him up Thursday but I'm afraid he doesn't
know that. He looked so betrayed when I left him.
Anti Gabrielle
He's back at the pound so he can be taken to fix what isn't broken. I
pick him up Thursday morning. I hope he's still speaking to me.
Anti Gabrielle
Poor Claude, he gets neutered tomorrow. He did not like going back to
the pound!
Anti Gabrielle
On Jan 11, 7:33 am, "Granby" <s...@joink.com> wrote:
> Hihi diz iz O T and on b-half of myown familee, welkom, we kan alwayz uze
> anofther Oranje boy cat round here."Lucy" <julieremovethispor...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
Sundance
"The Ajo Clowder" <Ajo...@clowder.net> wrote in message
news:66b75ba4-53b1-44ba...@q30g2000prq.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 13, 9:53 pm, "Granby" <s...@joink.com> wrote:
> Claude, diz iz Miz Piglet anna it willz be ok. Jus trustz ur hooman. Dey
> iz realli nize fings ta haf around and u will get diz one trained realli
> eazy, u alreadi got herselfz feelink bad bout taking u to dat plaze.
> "The Ajo Clowder" <AjoC...@clowder.net> wrote in messagenews:09c1a103-9284-49ef...@p23g2000prp.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 11, 2:11 am, "Sundance" <carrieandbishop-2tim...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
> Welkum, Claude! Itz gud to welkum a noo orinj guy to da kommoonitee. Yoo
> an Clyde made a gud teem, gittin yoo into yurown noo wuntroohome. I fingkz
> yoo will like it heer.
>
> Sundance
>
> "The Ajo Clowder" <AjoC...@clowder.net> wrote in messagenews:74e0cc40-65e4-471a...@s9g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
Say, Ize a karetaking kittee in trainin. If yoo wantz, I will stay wif yoo
heer, evin tho itz a jale, so yoo will feel betterer. Liddle gize like
yurownself shudnt haz to be skared an alone.
Sundance
"The Ajo Clowder" <Ajo...@clowder.net> wrote in message
news:758b6451-1a26-4640...@v31g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...
Fangu, Miz Piglet. Iz trying tu teech da boy, ana Ralph is helpin, but
I hafta sey dat Fred iz not alweighz a gud influence. I fink he'z
gonna grow up tu be a gud polite cat, but itz not gonna be eezee. He'z
got a whyld streek a mile wide. Mineownkitten Alice wuz eezeer, but
den shez a gurl.
Alice, eager for Claude to come home
On Jan 13, 10:15 pm, "Granby" <s...@joink.com> wrote:
> Now liszen liddle fren, by train dem I meanz u kan get dem to feedz urself,
> luffz u and buy u toys ta play wiff. Dem willz keep ur lidderbox klean,
> anna u willz learn ta uze it all da time. Don get any krazy ideaz, u luff
> dem and dey will luff u dat is it.
> "The Ajo Clowder" <AjoC...@clowder.net> wrote in messagenews:215f2d43-d8a0-479f...@g3g2000pre.googlegroups.com...
Sammy, kin yew orinj guyz kom brake me owta jale? Da humin tuk me bak
heer tu lern a lesson or get tutored or sumfing like dat. I wanna go
home!
Claude
On Jan 13, 10:23 pm, "Sundance" <carrieandbishop-2tim...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
> We will be reddy in kase yoo needz ussez.
>
> Say, Ize a karetaking kittee in trainin. If yoo wantz, I will stay wif yoo
> heer, evin tho itz a jale, so yoo will feel betterer. Liddle gize like
> yurownself shudnt haz to be skared an alone.
>
> Sundance
>
> "The Ajo Clowder" <AjoC...@clowder.net> wrote in messagenews:758b6451-1a26-4640...@v31g2000vbb.googlegroups.com...
Sundance
"The Ajo Clowder" <Ajo...@clowder.net> wrote in message
news:e2ad5f18-de36-42f9...@t39g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
Maggy May, iffn I can brake owta diz jale, I wanna go plai wif Mosey'z
bitteez. But furst I hafta get owta da jale plaz da humin tuk me bak
tu. Sundance iz steighing wif mineownself rite now sew Iz not kwite az
skared ana lone.
Claude, beginning to hope
Fangu! I fink itz a grate plaze, not likka jale mine humin tuk me bak
tew. I hopez I kin brake owt sun ana go home ana start traning my
humin tu be a gud sekritaree. Da offur catz dont haf hur traned furry
well.
Claude
Fangu furry mutch Claude. His huminz mizzes hurself furry mutch n sew dew
I.
>Mine Clyde-at-the-Bridge problee met yer Unca Mutt. Next time he
?visitz me, I will tell him tu sey hello fur yewrownself.
>Ugin, fangu furry mutch
I will problee see him sun cuz uv mine trubbulls. <SOB>M-m-minehumin
hoo I luff tuk me bak tu da jalecage plaza ana leff me der. She sed I
hadda lern a lesson. Ize skared! Ize bak inna mine old cage. Ize fraid
dey meigh stik moor needulls in me ana if I dont lern sumfing mine
meowma mitte neffur kom get me. HALP!!!!! I wanna go HOME! NOUGH!
MerrrrrOWWWW!
Claude, forlorn
Iz umkay Claude. I kan port offer m bizit yoo sew yoo wunt bee skared..
Mabbee Maggy May can tayke kare uff da bitties. I hab been der, dun dat
tew.
Puuuuuuuuurs, kalm down liddle buddy, iz umkay. Letz reed Cat inna Hat.
No wurries.
Mosey
Humin note: Claude is back at the pound so he can be taken to TED in
Tucson to be tutored. I pick him up Thursday but I'm afraid he doesn't
know that. He looked so betrayed when I left him.
Anti Gabrielle
Mosey will port over and keep him company.
Anti Kyla
>
> Hello little boycat an welcom to da commoonity. I may be gowing two
> hep Mosey wiff hiz bitteez oar I may be heer wiff da gang butted I
> will allus be happee too heer frum yourwonself.
>
> --
> Maggy May
Maggy May, iffn I can brake owta diz jale, I wanna go plai wif Mosey'z
bitteez. But furst I hafta get owta da jale plaz da humin tuk me bak
tu. Sundance iz steighing wif mineownself rite now sew Iz not kwite az
skared ana lone.
Claude, beginning to hope
Iam gwad Sundance iz steighing wiff yoo rite gnow. I wuz gonna port offer n
cuddle wiff yew but Sundance is doin gudgud. Fangu Sundance.
Gibs boff a head bump
efferfing will be umkay Claude. No needs tew be skared.
Mosey Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs
> Sammy, kin yew orinj guyz kom brake me owta jale? Da humin tuk me bak
> heer tu lern a lesson or get tutored or sumfing like dat. I wanna go
> home!
> Claude
I heard bout dat! Dat can be furry scary, I know. However, I been doing
some snoopin. Da hoomin only plans to leaf you dere fur a liddle bit, til
da TED can - ummm, look you over, yeah, dat's it! - den her will bring
you back home and snuggle wif you lots. I will port over an keep you
company while you waits, an I'll bring sum toys we can play wif, but den
you getz to go home wif your hoomin agin.
Sammy
> [Claude takes one look at Miz Piglet and decides to straighten up his
> act.]
> Yes'm. I unnerstan. I will du mine best tu trane mine humin rite, if I
> effur see hur agin.
> Claude, secretly still planning to eat at the table
[Whispering behind his paw] Psssst, Claude - it IS possible to train your
hoomins to let you eat off dere plates. I don't do it cuz I don't like
hoomin foodz, but Tabifa Fluffybutt does it all da time (at least her
will when her gets home again), and so does Harri Roadcat.
Sammy
> I will problee see him sun cuz uv mine trubbulls. <SOB>M-m-minehumin
> hoo I luff tuk me bak tu da jalecage plaza ana leff me der. She sed I
> hadda lern a lesson. Ize skared! Ize bak inna mine old cage. Ize fraid
> dey meigh stik moor needulls in me ana if I dont lern sumfing mine
> meowma mitte neffur kom get me. HALP!!!!! I wanna go HOME! NOUGH!
> MerrrrrOWWWW!
[porter twinkles and a petite Persian girlcat emerges, and gives
Claude a motherly neck groom]
Now claude, you needs to relaks, dey iz just gonna, ummmm, luk attid
you to see how hansum you are, den your Meowmie will be heer to take
you bak to yur wontroohome fureffer!
I see dat Sundance iz cummink ofur to be yur Caretaker kitty; he's a
furr, furry nice kitty, and he'll keep you kompany till yur Meowmie
gets dere!
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaïs
“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963
1/14/2009 12:14:31 PM
Hihi Samy
I dint gnow dat bout Tabitha eeting off plates..I doo tew but Meowmie gibs
me sum ham onna bagel. I wike da ham but not da bagel. Hur gibs me n
Pookie chickum tew but wee wike et better wen hur gibs et tew usses wike a
treet wen hurself iz eeting et.
Mosey
> Heyhey diz iz O T anna who iz diz Serge D? I fot diz was Mme Anais
> postink plaze! WHATZ-UP-WIF-DAT? Bet himself forgot to chanj sumphin.
> "The Ajo Clowder" ...
> On Jan 11, 12:25 pm, "Serge D."
Meow! Ize hurd bowt yew tew! I wud like tu be yewr frend, dat iz,
aftur I brake owta jale. Tell me, did Anti Heather make yew go tu
skuul? Ize in jale nough tu get tutored but I fot yew hadda go tu
skuul fur dat.
Claude
On Jan 11, 9:04 am,
It will really be sweet when you get him back home!
Julie
Lucy
When I took Georgia to be spayed, I worried that she'd hate me when I
got her home, but she was too groggy to care. :)
Julie
Heeeheeeheeee, jist weight till I get home!
Claude, feeling very tired and kinda sore
Dey did sey --yawn-- i wuz fuury hansum --yawn-- but I fink I needa --
yawn-- nap. Ana, Mme.Anaïs, whi am I sew - yawn- sore?
Claude, sleepy
Liddle Georgia
I'm hoping he will think I'm rescuing him again! They wanted me to
just leave him there when I adopted him but I wanted him out of that
cage almost as badly as he wanted out. I'm going to buy him a new
feathered toy. He destroyed the last one.
Gabrielle
Did yew hafta studee tu get tutored? Ize tew sleepy tu studee ana dey
haffnt giffen me eny bukz. Alsew, itz kinda sore ware I sit.
Claude, who doesn't know he will be home tomorrow
Georgia
Georgia
Micah Blue an Malachi
> > > Claude C. Dammet, little orange man- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, kaaaah-CHOOO
> Weez neffur bin tu jayl, an weez not shur wat bein tutored iz.
> Meowmie sez weez gonna git tutored, but weez hafta wayt till weez stop
> sneezin. Weez dont fink weez gonna lyke it, so weez gonna keep
> sneezin az long az we kin.
>
> Micah Blue an Malachi
>
> On Jan 14, 1:32 am, The Ajo Clowder >
> > Meow! Ize hurd bowt yew tew! I wud like tu be yewr frend, dat iz,
> > aftur I brake owta jale. Tell me, did Anti Heather make yew go tu
> > skuul? Ize in jale nough tu get tutored but I fot yew hadda go tu
> > skuul fur dat.
> > Claude
>
> > >
> > > Hihi Claude! Weez Micah Blue an Malachi. Weez da tu yungist memfurz
> > > uv DaRennieKidz. Weez a liddle bit owlder dan yu an ar fife an a haf
> > > munthz owld. Wud yu lyke tu be owr frend?
>
> > > Micah Blue an Malachi
>
Wel, kitteez, I am furry well-gnown four my sneezin. I will port ofur
an giff lessuns.
--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, kaaaah-CHOOO
Sunrise, da Pritty wun, yoo r sew funny..
Dat sneeze gots on mine pooter...hee hee hee
Mimzy Alice,n Bob Qat , hoo boff gotted tootered, are 4 munths old gnow
wud wike tew bee fwendz wiff Claude n Micah Blue an Malachi
tew :)
Hey Sunrise, wanna port over fur sum hawt nip cider?
Bee shure yer porter haz anti-freeze innit.
Anti Freeze..I mayde a joke.... .
Mosey
*gitz da Windex* UB[smurkles] bitties r sew funnee.
*Wooks at da big mirror dat Mimzy wikes tew wook in n seez noseprintz
onnit*.
.
Huh....ummm...[snore]
Claude
I'm hoping he will think I'm rescuing him again! They wanted me to
just leave him there when I adopted him but I wanted him out of that
cage almost as badly as he wanted out. I'm going to buy him a new
feathered toy. He destroyed the last one.
Gabrielle
Yoo iz a gudgud Meowmie Gabrielle, Claude is furry lucky tew hab yoo as hiz
slave.
Hez a kyoot widdle guy.
He kan come over tew our big hoam tew pway wif Mimzy Alice n Bob Qat
innytime,
Mosey
On Jan 14, 8:42 pm, Lucy <