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Stormmee

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Sep 18, 2009, 2:59:24 AM9/18/09
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so der i wuz juzt sleepin inna penthowze, mindin mine own buzinezz, anna
furri kamed into da penthoze anna snatched me anna putted me inna kitty
jail, den him cownted mine peez inna boz, den him sayed i didunt poop, den
him mezured mine fudz anna sayed i eated onli 20 gramz of fudz sinze
tuezday... den him putted me inna metal monzter anna we wented to tedz...

da ted did rude thingz to mine sef... she efin steeld blod anna da soft wuz
veri upsetted by all of diz anna furri luked sadsad...

den ted heper #2 kamed in anna stiked me anna gifed me a kamel hump... i wuz
gud anna purred da whole time butted i wuz not purlezed wif all of diz...
ted seemed sadsad alzo... den i getted bak in da kitty jail by mineownsef
anna we kamed home afur a stop atta store...

when we getted home OEJ wuz gladta see minesef anna i getted a veri nazti
pill gud thing it wuz onli haffa pill, den i getted kanned fudz which
stormmee tryda steel anna now i iz tryinta sleep agin butted i did eatz mozt
of mine kanned fudz...

ted sayz i iz notted respondinta da treetmint... i iz so, i trysta NOT taka
pillz anna i iz refuzinta eat, at leazt until da kanned fudz kamed den i
kuldint rezizt, what ofur responze duz dey wantz... i mean shuld i bitez
demselvez... da ted did say mine lungz sowndz gud anna mine heart rate iz
gud alzo.

TV


Granby

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Sep 18, 2009, 4:47:33 AM9/18/09
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U iz fine, ur body will do what it wantz ta do and dem will do what dem
needta du for u. O T catcerned for his fiend,


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Stormmee

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Sep 18, 2009, 4:56:02 AM9/18/09
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i iz feelin a bit better sinze igetted da kamel hump anna lazt time soft
azked i had eated half a kan of gourmet toonaz... TV resting.
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Will in New Haven

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Sep 18, 2009, 10:29:04 AM9/18/09
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Yoo bee gud boy an yoor Meowmie an Daddy an da TED will hep yoons
getted bettur. Effin iff yoo ar GNOT gud dey will hep yoons. Eet gud
an keep up yoor strenth an I will port ovur sune wiff sum chikum soop.
Efferywun heer iz purrin four yoons.

--
Maggy May

Stormmee

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Sep 18, 2009, 2:42:12 PM9/18/09
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fang yoursef, i liksa chikum... i eated sum kanned udz anna drinked mine
water gud today. TV

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Rebecca

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Sep 18, 2009, 6:17:28 PM9/18/09
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Weze glad to heer dat, TV. Yoo juss keep dat up.

Rebecca

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Stormmmee

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Sep 19, 2009, 7:28:14 AM9/19/09
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fang yourownsef, TV
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