The new adventure
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
of two parking areas, the Pacific Ocean can be seen and heard. A mere
200 yards to the south is the US/Mexico border. This parking area is
packed with vehicles. It is filled with ozens of classic motorcycles
with sidecars, classic Cadillac convertibles, a large RV, and a semi
full of parts and repair tools. Many kitties walk between the cars and
bikes, picking out the vehicles they'd like.
A mechanic kitty walks to each car and motorcycle, starts the engine and
checks it's performance, checks the fluids and lights, and makes sure
each vehicle is road-worthy.
As the mechanic kitty checks all the vehicles a dozen wait-cats wearing
white serving coats carry racks of serving trays from the back of a
fleet of caterer's trucks to the RV and to the semi.
A distinguished girlcat with long silver fur climbs onto the top of the
RV.]
Good evening, kitties! Welcome to the RPCC summer adventure. As you can
see we have more than enough cars and motorcycles for everykitty. We
have all sorts of wonderful foods and drinks in the RV and in the semi,
so please help yourself to snacks.
We also have helmets, gloves, leathers, and other safety equipment for
any kitties who want them. They are available in the back of the
semi-truck.
So, kitties, why don't you all pick out the vehicles you'd like, get
together any safety equipment you'd like, and we can think about getting
under way.
Of course we're not in a big hurry to leave, so if any of you would like
to play on the beach you've got time to do so. Enjoy, everybody!
[Cleo climbs down from the RV and starts looking around.]
TV, mine love, I think we have everything packed in the silver Caddy,
don't we? Did you bring your magic backpack?
Cleo
John Ross Mc Master
can i stay in the rv with the fudz? i will also eat local fudz like
pismo beach clams and oregon salmons. even sasquatches in washington!
beauty
ps i am a gourmay.
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
> pismo beach clams and oregon salmons. even sasquatches in washington!
> beauty
> ps i am a gourmay.
You sure can! We've got room for a lot of kitties in the RV.
Cleo
Will in New Haven
A twinkle away from the beach announces that someone is porting in.
Quickly, three lady-kitties appear, followed by a large black Lab d*g
carrying a basket for them. He wags happily to the assembled kitties,
exchanges skritches and pettin with his frenz and ports back home.
Each of the ladies is wearing a sun-bonnet and carrying a small
package. The basket follows them on wheels.
Maggie May, a luffly older grey-splotched Himalayan, immediately seeks
out Cleo. Her daugher Missy, slender and youthful but otherwise a
carbon copy of her mom follows. With no hoomins around she is relaxed
and friendly. A large and sweet-faced domestic medium hair, also grey
with splotches follows her friends shyly. Her eyes are wide with
wonder at so many friendly kitties.
Maggie May: We are heeer frinz.
Maggie May with Uncle Bill typebiting
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
Cleocat's nimble, little paws typed:
[A petite Persian, and a much larger yellow Tabby are putting on
their blue-and-white leathers while the mechanic checks out Tiger's
blue and white Harley "FatBoy"]
Hokay, big boy, wood you likesta get a snak an mingle wif da udder
kitties? [waves at Cleo]
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaďs
9/5/2007 8:34:51 PM
Granby
Pigles and lastly ScooterjD(G who, knowing some kittens are afraid of Dogs
stays back as the others join their friends.
"Will in New Haven" <bill....@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in message
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Will in New Haven
> Annofer porter twinkles and out rolls O.T. Mahoney and Willow forllowed by
> Pigles and lastly ScooterjD(G who, knowing some kittens are afraid of Dogs
> stays back as the others join their friends.
Missy tries to get close to Scooter as she really likes to be around a
frenly d*g.
Maggie May an WooToo go over to greet the kitties who came with him.
"Hewo, frinz, dis is the start of a gudgud time."
Maggie May
--
> "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in messagenews:1189037984.0...@50g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
"Granby" <sp...@joink.com> wrote:
> Annofer porter twinkles and out rolls O.T. Mahoney and Willow forllowed by
> Pigles and lastly ScooterjD(G who, knowing some kittens are afraid of Dogs
> stays back as the others join their friends.
Hello, kitties! And hello, Scooter! Welcome.
Let's see, Piglet, you and Scooter wanted a motorcycle, didn't you? If
so, I've got a bright red Indian right here with the controls adjusted
to be doggie size. And OT and WIllow, did you want to ride in the RV? Or
did you decide you'd rather ride a motorcycle or a car?
Cleo
Granby
gives the new arrivals a sort of head Bop *bringing her large head down
softly on the head of her new fren* in greeting. Piglet excited about the
venture that is about to happen.news:1189040440.2...@57g2000hsv.googlegroups.com...
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
> Quickly, three lady-kitties appear, followed by a large black Lab d*g
> carrying a basket for them. He wags happily to the assembled kitties,
> exchanges skritches and pettin with his frenz and ports back home.
>
> Each of the ladies is wearing a sun-bonnet and carrying a small
> package. The basket follows them on wheels.
>
> Maggie May, a luffly older grey-splotched Himalayan, immediately seeks
> out Cleo. Her daugher Missy, slender and youthful but otherwise a
> carbon copy of her mom follows. With no hoomins around she is relaxed
> and friendly. A large and sweet-faced domestic medium hair, also grey
> with splotches follows her friends shyly. Her eyes are wide with
> wonder at so many friendly kitties.
>
> Maggie May: We are heeer frinz.
>
> Maggie May with Uncle Bill typebiting
Hello, ladies! Welcome to everyone. And I assume this is WooToo?
How about this nice silver convertible? It's got a nice, big engine but
it's easy to drive (since it's got kitty-sized controls), and it has
sleeping cushions and litter boxes and a refrigerator and a microwave
for snacks. And of course a full assortment of CDs for the stereo.
Cleo
Granby
excited about being ablez ta drif. Willow not so sure asks "Miz Cleo, izn't
himselfz too youngz ta drif?
If yourownself sayz it iz ok den, an onlee den will I ride wif himselfz."
"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat" <cl...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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> Cleo\\\\\
Will in New Haven
<c...@catfolks.net> wrote:
> > A twinkle away from the beach announces that someone is porting in.
> > Quickly, three lady-kitties appear, followed by a large black Lab d*g
> > carrying a basket for them. He wags happily to the assembled kitties,
> > exchanges skritches and pettin with his frenz and ports back home.
>
> > Each of the ladies is wearing a sun-bonnet and carrying a small
> > package. The basket follows them on wheels.
>
> > Maggie May, a luffly older grey-splotched Himalayan, immediately seeks
> > out Cleo. Her daugher Missy, slender and youthful but otherwise a
> > carbon copy of her mom follows. With no hoomins around she is relaxed
> > and friendly. A large and sweet-faced domestic medium hair, also grey
> > with splotches follows her friends shyly. Her eyes are wide with
> > wonder at so many friendly kitties.
>
> > Maggie May: We are heeer frinz.
>
> > Maggie May with Uncle Bill typebiting
>
> Hello, ladies! Welcome to everyone. And I assume this is WooToo?
Missy, hugging Scooter's neck, says "Hello. My Meowmie sayed yunz is
nice n shee is write. Gudgud tomeetyou."
WooToo, munching a little snack from her bag, says quietly "Charmed.
Dis wooks wunnerful."
Maggie May, doing high-paws with anyone who wants, "Can wee ride wif
sum uv r new frinz in a big car. Ifn' my widdle boy wuz here, heee wud
drib a motorcycle but we all wanna bee togefur. An on four weeels, not
too.
>
> How about this nice silver convertible? It's got a nice, big engine but
> it's easy to drive (since it's got kitty-sized controls), and it has
> sleeping cushions and litter boxes and a refrigerator and a microwave
> for snacks. And of course a full assortment of CDs for the stereo.
Maggie May: Dis iz purrfect if weall hev sum frinz wiff us. I hope der
iz dat niz Crow Sherryl ondat muzik playr. She don squawk lik udder
crows. C'mon Wootoo, get too no r frenz.
Maggie May
--
> Cleo
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Heer I yam. Du yu rekognyze me in mine green an wite jumpsoot, an helmitte
an wite glubz?
Hab yu seed Sunydance yet?
--
Pitô.ônya
"Mme. Anaďs ^..^" <me...@poof.net> wrote in message
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Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Heow du yu do, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat.
I yam Pit2nya AKA Sweetee. Du yu rememfurr meee?
Mine bouyfrend Sundance shud arrif shortlee.
--
Pitô.ônya, AKA Sweetee
Rebecca
Rebecca
"John Ross Mc Master" <puss...@cathouse.meow> wrote in message
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Granby
the grankids. Do you still have an itinerary? I wanted to include it for
the kids but Piglet must have wrapped the chicken she snagged off the
counter with it!
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" <Pi2...@mineowntruheowm.meow> wrote in message
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Sundance
Hihi, Toonya, heer I iz! Wow -- we haz da same kuller owtfitz on! Dat
shade uv green is partikulerly luvly on yurownself.
Sundance
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" <Pi2...@mineowntruheowm.meow> wrote in message
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Sundance
on owrown latist venchur?
Sundance
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" <Pi2...@mineowntruheowm.meow> wrote in message
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Stormmee
we kan triez it, da hoomanz wuz so on 'bowt derown versin i figured we shuld
try da kittee versin... I iz readi when you iz, TV, happi for da fun
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat <cl...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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Stormmee
'roid shot, Tiger, puttting on the jacket
Stormmee
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee <Pi2...@mineowntruheowm.meow> wrote in message
Stormmee
would like to ride in the RV unless owr specal furndz decide to join uses
then we kan chang akomodatshins. Trudi and OEJ
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat <cl...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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Stormmee
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat <cl...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
> I yam Pit2nya AKA Sweetee. Du yu rememfurr meee?
> Mine bouyfrend Sundance shud arrif shortlee.
I sure do, Pit2nya! It's good to see you again. I think this ought to be
a fun trip.
Cleo
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
"Granby" <sp...@joink.com> wrote:
> HRH Cleo, this is gramby and I am trying to get all of this is a form for
> the grankids. Do you still have an itinerary? I wanted to include it for
> the kids but Piglet must have wrapped the chicken she snagged off the
> counter with it!
Hello, Gramby. Our itinerary is very fluid, and our travel schedule
especially so, but in general I think our plan is this:
We will start in far southern Catifurnia, at the US border with Mexico.
We'll then ride on our motorcycles and in our cars and the RV up to Los
Angeles where we will visit the houses of Pit2nya and the other LA
kitties, then up to San Furrancisco, through Northern Catifurnia, into
Oregon and up to Portland, then into Washington, through Vancouver then
up through Tacatma, Kent, and Seattle, then up to the Catnadian border.
We'll probably make a side trip to into British Columbia to see Beauty's
house then we'll teleport all of the kittites and vehicles to far
northern Maine, at the US-Catnda border.
From there we'll ride south through the southern states. We'll make a
slight detour so we can say hi to Mme. Anais' hoomin in Mew Jersey, then
continue south until we reach Furlorida. We;ll visit the Hemingway
kitties, then we'll finish up at the soutehrn-most point of Key West.
Cleo
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
Me
happi der.
Booker
Harri Roadcat
> Chappy wantz to no if dere are hidey places in da RV. Then he'll be
> happi der.
>
> Booker
You can tell Chappy dat dere's lotz of hidey places dere. Da inside was
designed to have lotz of places for kitties to hide if dey wants to.
Harri
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
--
Pitô.ônya
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
--
Pitô.ônya
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Wun kin neffurr haf tuu mutsh fun, I awlwayz say.
--
Pitô.ônya
Jocko Divecat
> [Border Fields State Park, Imperial Beach, California. From the highest
> of two parking areas, the Pacific Ocean can be seen and heard. A mere
> 200 yards to the south is the US/Mexico border. This parking area is
> packed with vehicles. It is filled with ozens of classic motorcycles
> with sidecars, classic Cadillac convertibles, a large RV, and a semi
> full of parts and repair tools. Many kitties walk between the cars and
> bikes, picking out the vehicles they'd like.
[While the kitties are checking out the cars and storing their bags away,
a well-maintained Woody with surfboards tied on top pulls into the parking
lot. An lean, sun-bleached orange tabby is at the wheel with a large black
mountain lion in the passenger seat.]
Kitties? Kitties! Hey, I recognize you cats! Tiger, how you doing, man.
[Jocko high-fives Tiger] And TV - good to see you! So what's up? With all
these sweet cars and mean rides you all must be planning a road trip. How
totally far out!
Jocko
Stormmee
veri large black kittee... Hi big mamma... we iz glad to see you alzo...
hopefulli da bof of yourself kan go alzo? Tiger
Jocko Divecat <jo...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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Mme. Anaïs ^..^
paws typed:
> On Sep 5, 9:12 pm, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
Meow an Hihi! I'ze Anaďs and dis heer iz mine wink, Tiger! We'ze
pleezed dat you cud joyne usses!
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaďs
9/6/2007 8:43:12 PM
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
typed:
> Heer I iz. Gud evenin, ladeekitteez. Iznt it a fine evenin fur startin owt
> on owrown latist venchur?
>
> Sundance
>
Meow, Sundance! How iz yur ownself? Which of dese are you an 'toonya
going to ride on?
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaďs
9/6/2007 8:48:13 PM
Debby Hanoka
Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, and Cousin Rosco. Kitty climbs aboard
the RV and takes her place on one of the beds. Lilith finds Ranger and
makes him wash his whiskers before going in search of Sammy da 'Venture
Kitty. Rosco sprints off in search of Stormmee.>
Stormmee
he ha been akuzed of bein 'timidatinnews:1bc1a9ykd52zh$.1lgj7koxdnk29$.dlg@40tude.net...
Stormmee
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Stormmee
Debby Hanoka <lo...@bottom.of.message> wrote in message
> I'ze right here, mine luffliness! <purrpurrheadbump> Do you want to ride
> with me on my official sheriff's motorcycle?
>
> Rosco
>
> "Stormmee" <rgr...@consolidated.net> wrote in message
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Samuel Redcat
Lilith mineown luf! How aer you doing? I'z ready to roll! Do youz want a
motorcycle or a car or da RV? Dere's a extrabig sidecar if we wantz a
motorcycle wif Ranger wif us, or a car wif a convertible top, or dere's
lots of rum in da RV.
Sammy
Ranger Greykitten
and helmets, enjoying snacks, and visiting with old friends, quite a few
kittens run down to the beach to play near the surf. Ranger Greykitten
Mahoney spots a shorebird walking through the shallow water hunting
insects. The bird is walking quickly, but is not flying. Ranger slinks
down close behind the bird and lowers his body, preparing to spring. He is
so focused on the bird that he doesn't notice the incoming wave. The LARGE
incoming wave.
The bird does see the wave, and takes to the air a moment before it breaks
and rolls up on the beach. Ranger springs after the bird, but doesn't take
to the air until a small fraction of a second before the wave hits him. He
disappears into the wave and reappears a short time later, several feet
higher on the beach, soaking wet.]
Whee! Doze waddermonsters is fun! I wanna do dat again. Any offur kittens
want to do dat wif me? Is dat what da humans calls "body surfing"?
Ranger
Stormmee
impurressed, Tiger
Ranger Greykitten <ran...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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Adam
> [Border Fields State Park, Imperial Beach, California. From the highest
> of two parking areas, the Pacific Ocean can be seen and heard. A mere
> 200 yards to the south is the US/Mexico border.
I'm going to sit this one out because that area makes me think of
visiting my closest friend, who was killed there by a drunk driver.
(East County, actually, for those who know the area.)
Louise doesn't want to go on this one because she has heard too many
stories of cats around there (east county again) getting eaten by
coyotes -- both Biscuit (RB 1995) and Triskie (RB 2005), who belonged to
my friend.
Adam
Stormmee
Adam iz still onna mend
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Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Purrhapz yuuz boff wud lyke tu joyne us web we get tu Los Gatos?
--
Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee
Will in New Haven
wrote:
WooToo, hides behind Scooter: Coyotes. I am furry scaretof coyotes
wifout r Bear an Uncl Bill an his shootgun.
Maggie May: Wuk at allda big kitties an dat bigbig kitty inda car ober
der. An don be fraid wif Scooter, hoo iz a niz doggy an will YELL at
coyotes jus like Bear duz. An Uncl Bill just YELL at dem two.
WooToo: Yur rite. It wood bee a crazy coyote hoo wud risk itz nek wif
dis bunch of biker cats. Scuse me if I always too fraid.
Maggie May: sOK. We will be finfin. An up north der r salmonfishes.
Yum.
WooToo, eating a treat: I will jus pick.
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>
> - Show quoted text -
Stormmee
Will in New Haven <bill....@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in message
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Granby
yourownselfz.news:5kddl7F...@mid.individual.net...
John Ross Mc Master
wrote:
i'm staying in the rv with the fudz the whole time!
beauty
The Porter Cats
Joey, who had a LOT of Intfurnet trouble getting to dis post
The Porter Cats
feeleng?
Bear
John Ross Mc Master
Cinder has to be forze-fed. She may stay home because she needs the
hoomin intervention. Besides, the 'venture is coming near here! I'm
only 3 hours drive north of Seattle. I hope kitties take to I-5 to the
border, turn right onto Hwy 1 then the Hwy 11 to Mission.
John
Will in New Haven
> On Sat, 08 Sep 2007 00:28:58 -0000, The Porter Cats
>
> >Unca John, will Cinder be goin on da venture wif us? Hows shee
> >feeleng?
>
> >Bear
>
> Cinder has to be forze-fed. She may stay home because she needs the
> hoomin intervention. Besides, the 'venture is coming near here! I'm
> only 3 hours drive north of Seattle. I hope kitties take to I-5 to the
> border, turn right onto Hwy 1 then the Hwy 11 to Mission.
> John
Less visik Cinder an cheer herownself upup. Maybe da delishus fudz dat
we have, wuttever my wuffly fren WooToo don eet, <hurt look from
WooToo, who is snacking> will temp her to eet for herownself. An we
wud beee neer CANADIA, wich iz Uncl Bills favrit uvver country.
Less goto seep Wootoo. Der r sum gud cushons heer. Less sing da
cuddlysleep song annna goto bed.
<Both> Cuddlysleep is best, wun hour count az two
Cuddlysleep iz good four yu
Maggie May
--
.
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
> Cinder has to be forze-fed. She may stay home because she needs the
> hoomin intervention. Besides, the 'venture is coming near here! I'm
> only 3 hours drive north of Seattle. I hope kitties take to I-5 to the
> border, turn right onto Hwy 1 then the Hwy 11 to Mission.
> John
We will make a point to do so.
Cleo
Sundance
Meowmie wud luv to mee alla yooz.
Sundance
"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat" <cl...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
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> In article <5k96h1F...@mid.individual.net>,
> "Granby" <sp...@joink.com> wrote:
>
>> HRH Cleo, this is gramby and I am trying to get all of this is a form for
>> the grankids. Do you still have an itinerary? I wanted to include it
>> for
>> the kids but Piglet must have wrapped the chicken she snagged off the
>> counter with it!
>
> Hello, Gramby. Our itinerary is very fluid, and our travel schedule
> especially so, but in general I think our plan is this:
> We will start in far southern Catifurnia, at the US border with Mexico.
> We'll then ride on our motorcycles and in our cars and the RV up to Los
> Angeles where we will visit the houses of Pit2nya and the other LA
> kitties, then up to San Furrancisco, through Northern Catifurnia, into
> Oregon and up to Portland, then into Washington, through Vancouver then
> up through Tacatma, Kent, and Seattle, then up to the Catnadian border.
> We'll probably make a side trip to into British Columbia to see Beauty's
> house then we'll teleport all of the kittites and vehicles to far
> northern Maine, at the US-Catnda border.
>
> From there we'll ride south through the southern states. We'll make a
> slight detour so we can say hi to Mme. Anais' hoomin in Mew Jersey, then
> continue south until we reach Furlorida. We;ll visit the Hemingway
> kitties, then we'll finish up at the soutehrn-most point of Key West.
>
> Cleo
Sundance
We haz helmitz wif radioze so we kan tawk wif da uther kitteez on da rode.
Sundance
"Mme. Anaďs ^..^" <me...@poof.net> wrote in message
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Stormmee
John Ross Mc Master <puss...@cathouse.meow> wrote in message
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Granby
heself wouldz spen allda timez in da porter. O.T. whisperin so Piglet wontz
hear him and bop himselfz onda headz.news:cleo-3C7679.2...@individual.net...
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Purrleeez hewlp me wif diz bazkit of snackz.
Pitô.ônya
--
Pitô.ônya
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Hisszpitt@sekkerterry!
I ment s-a-d.
I rememfurr da yu hadda pitchur ov da Los Gatoz Catz an day wuz *BiG*
--
Pitô.ônya
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
"Sundance" <carrieandbi...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> When we iz neer San Furncisco, yoo iz awl invitid to vizzit owrown howse.
> Meowmie wud luv to mee alla yooz.
>
> Sundance
That sounds like fun! We will do so.
Cleo
John Ross Mc Master
i hear you have many fudz like a kind of chocollate from ghiradellys
or somefink like that. i hear you have the best sushi this side of
japan. i will be there if there are no coyotes,offerwise i'm stuck in
the rv wiff fudz...
beauty
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
typed:
> I fingk Toonya pikked owt dat metallicky green wun to mach owrown owtfitz.
> We haz helmitz wif radioze so we kan tawk wif da uther kitteez on da rode.
>
> Sundance
>
Oooh, datz cool! Da two ov you luk sharp in doze owtfitz. Dis'll be a
funfun 'venture!
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaďs
9/8/2007 1:17:48 PM
Countess Persia Katzenplatzen
Cleocat wrote:
> [Border Fields State Park, Imperial Beach, California. From the highest
> of two parking areas, the Pacific Ocean can be seen and heard. A mere
> 200 yards to the south is the US/Mexico border. This parking area is
> packed with vehicles. It is filled with ozens of classic motorcycles
> with sidecars, classic Cadillac convertibles, a large RV, and a semi
> full of parts and repair tools. Many kitties walk between the cars and
> bikes, picking out the vehicles they'd like.
>
[An aqua '57 Thunderbird, driven by an elderly Himmie pulls into the
park, and stops near the kitties]
Hihi efurrycat! Izn't zees a wunnerful car? Since Anaďs iz ridink wif
Tiger on hiz Harley, she's lettink me uze her car fur zees 'venture!
I haff rum fur anuffer kitty if'n anycat wood likes to ridez wif me!
--
All ov mine Purrs,
Countess Persia Katzenplatzen
9/8/2007 1:27:42 PM
Will in New Haven
wrote:
> On Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:38:01 -0500, Her Royal Highness Cleopatra
>
> Cleocat wrote:
> > [Border Fields State Park, Imperial Beach, California. From the highest
> > of two parking areas, the Pacific Ocean can be seen and heard. A mere
> > 200 yards to the south is the US/Mexico border. This parking area is
> > packed with vehicles. It is filled with ozens of classic motorcycles
> > with sidecars, classic Cadillac convertibles, a large RV, and a semi
> > full of parts and repair tools. Many kitties walk between the cars and
> > bikes, picking out the vehicles they'd like.
>
> [An aqua '57 Thunderbird, driven by an elderly Himmie pulls into the
> park, and stops near the kitties]
>
> Tiger on hiz Harley, she's lettink me uze her car fur zees 'venture!
>
> I haff rum fur anuffer kitty if'n anycat wood likes to ridez wif me!
Anuffer Himmie! Hewo, Iyam Missy <A luffly slender Himmy with dark on
grey points walks over> My kitty Meowmie, Maggie May, anher fren
WooToo iz still aseep. Dey ridin in dat car. <points> Dey seep an eeet
an I wike dat but dey talk-talk bout HOOMINS too much. I don WIKE
hoomins. Bud I wike odder kitties anna d*gs for dat matter. Cud I wide
wif yu an we could talk about sumthin else? Does yu have cuddly seets
to seep on? Der are mor fudz over der <points> iff yu needz dem. I see
my Meomie an WooToo are gettin up.<an older Himmie, heavier and
fluffier but otherwise identical to Missy, and a big soft-looking
domestic medium-hair who is eating something emerge from a nearby car
and wave at Missy, who waves back>
Hey Meowmie, WooToo, ober HEER.
Missy
--
Debby Hanoka
we need a sidecar, or do you want to sit on top of the cycle with me?
Rosco
"Stormmee" <rgr...@consolidated.net> wrote in message
news:5kbskfF...@mid.individual.net...
> how kule iz dat, sure, Stormmee readita go
> Debby Hanoka <lo...@bottom.of.message> wrote in message
> news:fbqbo7$brn$1...@aioe.org...
>> I'ze right here, mine luffliness! <purrpurrheadbump> Do you want to
>> ride
>> with me on my official sheriff's motorcycle?
>>
>> Rosco
>>
>> "Stormmee" <rgr...@consolidated.net> wrote in message
>> news:5k9p9rF...@mid.individual.net...
>> > here i iz, i iz lujin fur rosco haz anykat seen hizsef?
Debby Hanoka
>> Schottland, Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, and Cousin Rosco. Kitty climbs aboard
>> the RV and takes her place on one of the beds. Lilith finds Ranger and
>> makes him wash his whiskers before going in search of Sammy da 'Venture
>> Kitty. Rosco sprints off in search of Stormmee.>
>
> Lilith mineown luf! How aer you doing? I'z ready to roll! Do youz want a
> motorcycle or a car or da RV? Dere's a extrabig sidecar if we wantz a
> motorcycle wif Ranger wif us, or a car wif a convertible top, or dere's
> lots of rum in da RV.
I'd like a motorcycle with a sidecar. I know that ourown Ranger is getting
pretty big ... will he fit in the sidecar?
Lilith
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
paws typed:
>>
>> I haff rum fur anuffer kitty if'n anycat wood likes to ridez wif me!
>
> Anuffer Himmie! Hewo, Iyam Missy <A luffly slender Himmy with dark on
> grey points walks over> My kitty Meowmie, Maggie May, anher fren
> WooToo iz still aseep. Dey ridin in dat car. <points> Dey seep an eeet
> an I wike dat but dey talk-talk bout HOOMINS too much. I don WIKE
> hoomins. Bud I wike odder kitties anna d*gs for dat matter. Cud I wide
> wif yu an we could talk about sumthin else? Does yu have cuddly seets
> to seep on? Der are mor fudz over der <points> iff yu needz dem. I see
> my Meomie an WooToo are gettin up.<an older Himmie, heavier and
> fluffier but otherwise identical to Missy, and a big soft-looking
> domestic medium-hair who is eating something emerge from a nearby car
> and wave at Missy, who waves back>
>
> Hey Meowmie, WooToo, ober HEER.
>
> Missy
Hihi Missy!
Of cawze you ca ride wif me een zees car. Yes, it haz heeted cuddly
seats, an a liddle refrigerator fur zee snaks an you cud drife part ov
zee way ifn you wants to!
[waves at Maggie May and Woo Too]
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaďs
9/8/2007 7:16:45 PM
Samuel Redcat Mahoney
> pretty big ... will he fit in the sidecar?
>
> Lilith
Well, we'z got a extra-large sidecar avaialble, or we could let Ranger
ride in the RV or wif some of his friends on one of da cars.
Sammy
Will in New Haven
Iyem gonna DWIVE part of datime, mommy
<Maggie May winces and says> Heer r yur snaks. Bee ver nice an don
hiss at nobody
<brings bag over to her little girl and kisses her on the cheek> Wee
will seee you at da stops.
<Da older kitties go off visiting. Missy is very excited as she puts
her snaks in the frig and looks around>
Dis iz gonna be a great trip. Even if we see sum hoomins, I willna
hiss. Promise.
Missy
--
"In one of the great tragedies of publishing, it was not a limited
enough edition and so I have read it." - James Nicoll
> --
> Purrs,
>
> Mme. Anaïs
Granby
so kittie kin driff, dey willz bez perfektally safez. Willownews:1189294006.9...@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
Missy
--
> --
> Purrs,
>
> Mme. Anaďs
Will in New Haven
> Maggie May, don't be catcerned wif all the provemenz dat HRH said was made
> so kittie kin driff, dey willz bez perfektally safez.
Gudgud. Da Catroles coitenly wook very nize. Mebbe I will drife
sometime two. Right now, me an WooToo
<WooToo looks up from a little snack>
are gonna go to seep. It is late back in Connecticut. Resides, we ain
gettin in r naps az often.
Night-night
Maggie May
<cushions are arranged and hugs exchanged>
Both: Cuddlesleep is special, one hour count as two
Cuddlesleep is good for you.
--
Willow
> "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in messagenews:1189294006.9...@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
> > Mme. Anaïs
Granby
so, she and Piglet should become friends along with beauty!news:1189295880.2...@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 8, 7:38 pm, "Granby" <s...@joink.com> wrote:
> Maggie May, don't be catcerned wif all the provemenz dat HRH said was made
> so kittie kin driff, dey willz bez perfektally safez.
Gudgud. Da Catroles coitenly wook very nize. Mebbe I will drife
sometime two. Right now, me an WooToo
<WooToo looks up from a little snack>
are gonna go to seep. It is late back in Connecticut. Resides, we ain
gettin in r naps az often.
Night-night
Maggie May
<cushions are arranged and hugs exchanged>
Both: Cuddlesleep is special, one hour count as two
Cuddlesleep is good for you.
--
Willow
> "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in
> messagenews:1189294006.9...@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
> > Mme. Anaďs
Will in New Haven
> Sorry but I am journaling all of this, does WooToo really eat that much? If
> so, she and Piglet should become friends along with beauty!
<Looks over to make sure WooToo is sleeping> WooToo picks. She don
eeet bunca fudz at wunce. Id izzas gudda wey to eet az eny bud it cuts
intoo her nap time. Dat iz wy shee seepin so soun rite now. Sheee will
get long real gudgud wiff Piglet cause we talk wif Piglet all time an
she is nicenice. Byooty too.
WooToo got lot lesss scared dis summer. Uncl Bill sez I help a lot
<puffs chest out proudly> Sunrisze anna myown chilren, Winnie anna
Missy, hep too. Sodid Bear, r d*g. Shee iz ony a widdle nervus roun
Bear now.
I hurd frum Surnize dat daparrot Buddy bited Uncl Bill hard today. If
she don watchout wee will tell Bear she iz made of CHIKUN. Cause she
iz, yu no.
Maggie May
--
"In one of the great tragedies of publishing, it was not a limited
enough edition and so I have read it." - James Nicoll
> "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in messagenews:1189295880.2...@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
> On Sep 8, 7:38 pm, "Granby" <s...@joink.com> wrote:
>
> > Maggie May, don't be catcerned wif all the provemenz dat HRH said was made
> > so kittie kin driff, dey willz bez perfektally safez.
>
> Gudgud. Da Catroles coitenly wook very nize. Mebbe I will drife
> sometime two. Right now, me an WooToo
>
> <WooToo looks up from a little snack>
>
> are gonna go to seep. It is late back in Connecticut. Resides, we ain
> gettin in r naps az often.
>
> Night-night
>
> Maggie May
>
> <cushions are arranged and hugs exchanged>
> Both: Cuddlesleep is special, one hour count as two
> Cuddlesleep is good for you.
>
> --
>
> Willow
>
> > "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in
> > messagenews:1189294006.9...@19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com...
> > > Mme. Anaïs
Granby
snak for allofus. Piglet rouseing up by the mention of food.news:1189297584.2...@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
Maggie May
--
> > > Mme. Anaďs
Will in New Haven
> Ix glad dat parits izn't lowed on diz ventrez. Dey isn't big nuff for a
> snak for allofus.
Sleepy (but not at all irritated) voice from the cushions: "Less getto
geffur four brekkus inda morning, Piglet, Uncl Bill sez ittiz damost
importan meal of daday befor lunch. Iffn you wanna cuddle here wiffus,
wee wud allbe togeffur for brekkus time. Udderwize, holler wenyu wak
up. Wee go bed eeerly an get up kinda eeerly.
Maggy May
--
Piglet rouseing up by the mention of food.
> "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in messagenews:1189297584.2...@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
> > > > Mme. Anaïs
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
>
> Of cawze you ca ride wif me een zees car. Yes, it haz heeted cuddly
> seats, an a liddle refrigerator fur zee snaks an you cud drife part ov
> zee way ifn you wants to!
>
> [waves at Maggie May and Woo Too]
Miz Countess, duz you suppose I could ride wife you guyz too? I fink
Sammy an Mama Lilith would let me ride wif you, if you say itz ok.
Ranger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
nimble, little paws typed:
>> Hihi Missy!
Ov cawze, my deer. Zere eez alwayz rum fur anofur kitty. Say Hihi to
Missy, whoze ridink wif usses.
Eezent zees a wunnerfull liddle car?
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaďs
9/9/2007 1:20:24 PM
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
> Missy, whoze ridink wif usses.
>
> Eezent zees a wunnerfull liddle car?
Hihi, Missie, I'z Ranger Greykitten Mahoney. Dis is a fun 'venture!
Ranger
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
convertible. Cleo has the engine running and all of their supplies are
settled in the back seat. Cleo stands up on the back of the seat.]
Ok, everykitty, are we all settled? Has everykitty picked out their
vehicles and safety equipment and are all the kittens settled? TV and I
are ready to roll - is everybody else?
Cleo
Granby
closes herown eyez and sayz a prayerz to Bsst and shoutz letz goes!news:cleo-864EBC.1...@individual.net...
Granby
I wuld preciate sleepin with yourownselves. Scotter and Sassy will share a
kusion a bitz away from da offer cats and kittenz.news:1189302302.5...@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
Maggy May
--
> > > > Mme. Anaďs
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
"Granby" <sp...@joink.com> wrote:
> Yeayeah sayz O.T. as himself reves up da engine on da motorzyzle. Willow
> closes herown eyez and sayz a prayerz to Bsst and shoutz letz goes!
[The parking area is filled with the roar of motorcycle and car engines
starting, diesel engines cranking over, and the wild meows of kitties
and kittens excited to be leaving on a road trip. The bright California
sun glares off the ocean, but the since the kitties are headed initially
to the east if doesn't bother them.
Cleo's Cadillac takes the lead, followed by Tiger and Anais on
motorcycle, Lewi astride his Victory Vegas 8-Ball, the Countess with her
kitty companions, Jocko and Big Mama in Jocko's Woody, with the rest of
the Community kitties following behind. At the rear of the pack are the
large RV with Tabitha at the wheel and the semi carrying their supplies.
The pack heads east on Monument Road, on to Dairy Mart Road, and finally
on to Interstate 5 northbound.
As the pack rides north, Cleo occasionally picks up the microphone
connected to the inter-vehicle radio system.]
Kitties, if you all take a look off to the left you can see some of the
ships belonging to the US Navy Pacific Fleet. A lot of the ships are
based here in San Diego.
[They continue north, passing through San Diego. ]
The jets that are approaching from our right, headed out towards the
sea, are fighter planes from the Naval Air Station at Miramar. Miramar
is just off to our right a couple of miles. That's the base that's home
to the Navy's Top Gun pilot school.
And off to our left, all that green area is Torrey Pines State Reserve.
[The kitties are all greatly enjoying the feel of the wind through their
fur, the smell of the sea, and the warmth of the sun. Every few minutes
wild shouts of joyful meows can be heard from various vehicles.]
Oh look, kitties, off to the left! That's Camp Pendleton, a big Marine
base, and those big boat-thingies must be the LCAC's the Marines use.
And over there, just a little ways past the Marine base, is the San
Onofre nuclear power plant. The silly humans still have to use nuclear
fusion. They haven't yet mastered nuclear fission like we have.
Ok, here's the Immigration Service Inspection Station. Everybody, close
up into a nice, close pack. These humans are going to be a little bit
shocked when they see us.
[The pack of cars and motorcycles pulls up to the inspection station. A
Border Patrol agent waves Cleo's car forward while looking down at his
clipboard. As the car pulls up even with his station, he asks "US
citizens?" Cleo moews "Of course!". The agent, being a mere human,
hear's the moew but can't understand the content. He finally looks up,
figuring someone is playing games with him. When he catches sight of a
tiny kittygirl driving a car, with no humans visible, he is shocked into
inaction. He just stands, staring, saying nothing.
Cleo meows "All the vehicles in this caravan are operated by citizens of
the nation of Catmerica and Catnada, and since we are felines we are
beyond your regulations. Thank you not delaying us". With that Cleo
drives through the inspection station, waving the other vehicles to
follow her without stopping. As the cars and motorcycles roar through
the station, all of the Border Patrol agents on duty turn to stare
open-mouthed. A few minutes after the escort semi has passed through the
agent who had closely observed Cleo yells across to the agent at the
next station "We didn't really just see that, did we?". His fellow agent
replies "No way, we couldn't have. We've been in the sun too long."
Shortly afterwards, the station commander can be emerging from the
Inspection Station central office with a video cassette in his hands. He
takes it to the nearest steel trash can, pulls the tape out, and sets
fire to it.]
Oh, look, it's Pacific Coast Highway! Everykitty, let's get off the
freeway and take the coast road.
[As the kitties get in to Laguna Beach they see that the local artists
are capitalizing on the excellent weather - all along the highway and
the beach walk are artist's easels and tables with handcrafts. The
kitties slow and admire the art works while cruising past. One of the
caravan's cars of cycles will occasionally park, the kitties dismount
and look at some the artworks more closely, then rejoin the procession.
The humans admiring the artworks, though, also notice the caravan.
Within just a couple minutes of entering town the beach-goers are
standing along the street gawking at the sight of cats driving cars and
motorcycles. Tabitha has to lay on the RV's horn several times to move
humans who have wandered into the streets to watch. The large grey tabby
driving the semi has to make use of his air horn several times as well.
The kitties finally make it through Laguna Beach and wind along Highway
1, marveling at the beautiful vistas and the refreshing air.
It is but a matter of minutes until the pass through Corona del Mar.
Cleo and TV lead the procession through the heart of Corona del Mar to
the ferry terminal. The Balboa ferry requires 5 trips to get all of the
vehicles across to the Balboa Peninsula, and on each trip the Captain
and the deck hands stare in amazement at the feline drivers. When all of
the vehicles have crossed they again drive slowly along the coast road,
admiring the beach vistas.
By the time they reach the northern end of Santa Monica the kitties are
beginning to be dazzled by the ocean views and the traffic, now quite a
bit heavier than when they started.]
Ok, kitties, we're reached Los Angeles. What do you all say we stop here
for the day, maybe have a picnic by the Santa Monica Pier, and see what
there is to see? Pit2nya, don't you live not too far from here? What
other kitties live in the Los Angeles area? Maybe we could take a spin
by your houses, if you wouldn't mind?
TV, my big handsome wink, what would you say to a nice, romantic lobster
dinner?
Cleo
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
Cleocat's nimble, little paws typed:
> [The parking area is filled with the roar of motorcycle and car engines
> starting, diesel engines cranking over, and the wild meows of kitties
> and kittens excited to be leaving on a road trip. The bright California
> sun glares off the ocean, but the since the kitties are headed initially
> to the east if doesn't bother them.
>
<gennle snippy>
> Ok, kitties, we're reached Los Angeles. What do you all say we stop here
> for the day, maybe have a picnic by the Santa Monica Pier, and see what
> there is to see? Pit2nya, don't you live not too far from here? What
> other kitties live in the Los Angeles area? Maybe we could take a spin
> by your houses, if you wouldn't mind?
[With the wind blowing through their fur, Tiger accelerates the Fat
Boy to catch up with Cleo, as the kitties form a tight pack]
Boy dis iz bootiful, izn't it, an Cleo's kommentary iz furry
innerestink...
I cud go fur a snak, whaddya fink abowt da pier, den a fisit to
'Toonya's howse?
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaďs
9/9/2007 6:48:09 PM
Will in New Haven
wrote:
Goody. I am gonna DRIFE part of datime. An wegonna partee. Meyown
kittymeowmie is inna nuther car wiff r fren WooToo. You r a hanssum
boy kitty.
Missy
--
>
> Ranger
Me
Pasadena, da home of da Turnament of Roses parade. Weze haz a bigbig
house wit rum fur efferykitty. Deres six bedrooms with lots of pillows
an many many quiltz (sum not done dat weze spendz tyme holdin down fur
meowmie). Iffin weze no when yur cuming pawpaw kin kook up a furry
gudgud hoomin food treet fur us. Meowmie doesn't kook wurth a d*mn.
Booker, Snowflake an Chappy, alredy enjoying dis venture frum da safety
of da RV
Will in New Haven
> Piglet settling down on a cusion near the others.
> I wuld preciate sleepin with yourownselves. Scotter and Sassy will share a
> kusion a bitz away from da offer cats and kittenz.
Wut anize night cuddly-sleep weall had. Anna gudgud big brekkus. Now
we onna rode again, wike Uncl Bill's fren Wileenelsun sing about
<breif song break>
An der is Sam Deego, were r an Sara n uncl Andre an Uncl Erikk useta
wiv. Wutta byootiful day.
Maggie May
--
"If you don't see the mouse at the table in the first few minutes,
check your own breath for cheese." Feather in <Poker for Cats>
> "Will in New Haven" <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote in messagenews:1189302302.5...@22g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
> > > > > Mme. Anaïs
Daniel Mahoney
> kittymeowmie is inna nuther car wiff r fren WooToo. You r a hanssum
> boy kitty.
>
> Missy
Fangu! [Blushing through his grey fur]
Mineown adopted papa Sammy and moma Lilith is riding a motorcycle, so
I'ze kind of free right now. In fact...
[Ranger hops up on to the back of the front seat so that he gets better
wind in his face]
Wheeeeeee!!!!!!
[He then jumps back down on to the seat]
I wonder if we sill maybe haf sum birdies land in da car wif us? Miz
Countess, maam, do you finjk we can catch any birdies in da car?
Ranger
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat
Me <wh...@doyouwant.com> wrote:
> After bisitin' 'Toonias onetruhome youze are all welcome to bisit
> Pasadena, da home of da Turnament of Roses parade. Weze haz a bigbig
> house wit rum fur efferykitty. Deres six bedrooms with lots of pillows
> an many many quiltz (sum not done dat weze spendz tyme holdin down fur
> meowmie). Iffin weze no when yur cuming pawpaw kin kook up a furry
> gudgud hoomin food treet fur us. Meowmie doesn't kook wurth a d*mn.
How would everykitty feel about visiting Pit2nya's house and meeting her
hoomin, then spending the night on one of the Pasadena kittie's bedrooms?
Cleo
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
"Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat" <cl...@catfolks.net> wrote in message
news:cleo-EFE89D.2...@individual.net...
We wudent miss habin awlla yuz kittees offurr!!!!
<Awl ov da kitteez roll intu da park next tu Pitoonya's heowze, an martsh
deown da street. All of the neighbors peek owt their windowz or doorz at
the hoog prosession of well groomed kitteez. Da nayburhood kitteez joyne da
groop. Pit2nya opinz da duur an welkumz awlla da kitteez in.>
Hy ya awl, kummon in an hewlp yurselfz tu awl da refreshmuntz!
<On the table, on the countertopz, one each floor in each room are bowlz
of lotza different brandz of dry fuudz, wet fuudz, treetz and even hoomin
fuudz like tzikken and fysh, an beast, an ham, lam, an spam. Lotza
wadderbowlz tuu, an spayshul kitty mylk. On the walls are sum of meowmeez
payntinkz. There ar pillowz on da floorz and on da bedz and on da cowtshez.
Cat toyz are skattered efurryweer.>
Purleez mayke yurself attid home.
Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry ice, which
melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt gettin wetted, an
hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla da ballz in da dry-waddur.
Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree
sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz
juzt deown da blok furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.
--
Pitô.ônya
Rebecca
arown fur dizzertz?
Rebecca
Me
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
>
> Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry ice, which
> melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt gettin wetted, an
> hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla da ballz in da dry-waddur.
> Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree
> sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz
> juzt deown da blok furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.
This is kool! Weze all fink da dri wadder is funfunfun. Meowmie wantz to
no if dey kin do dis fur hur pool, so after she swims efurry mornin she
wudn't be wet (kin you imajine, swimmin efurry mornin? How foolish).
I see Chappy haz alredy found da food (we don't kall him Wide Body fur
nothin) an iz sittin in a window.
Now were did Snowflake go. SNOWFLAKE, OPEN YUR EYES. Dat kat, ize kin
neber find her when shez got her eyes klozed. [Hoomin note: Snowflake is
very very solid black].
Booker, being da sozial kitty
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Brtter den dat, I gotz reel meowzeez stufft wiff mousekreem an furrozen.
Meowmee gotz da ideer frum Coztko weer day hab hollowt-owt froot , stufft
wiff sorburt.
--
Pitô.ônya
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
> Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
>
>>
>> Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry
>> ice, which melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt
>> gettin wetted, an hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla
>> da ballz in da dry-waddur. Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit
>> uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu
>> da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz juzt deown da blok
>> furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.
>
> This is kool! Weze all fink da dri wadder is funfunfun. Meowmie wantz
> to no if dey kin do dis fur hur pool, so after she swims efurry
> mornin she wudn't be wet (kin you imajine, swimmin efurry mornin? How
> foolish).
Yur Meowmeez pool shud be fillt wiff soft spring waddur, dat wud be bedder
tu dyve intu, ya kno...
> I see Chappy haz alredy found da food (we don't kall him Wide Body fur
> nothin) an iz sittin in a window.
Summa da window hab kitty-ledgez uhtatshet. An if da bineeshun blyndz arent
up, juzt push-rattle dem uh few tymez an Meowmee or Paw Paw wyll kum an
rayze dem furr yuuz. <Day alwayz du furr mee.
>
> Now were did Snowflake go. SNOWFLAKE, OPEN YUR EYES. Dat kat, ize kin
> neber find her when shez got her eyes klozed. [Hoomin note: Snowflake
> is very very solid black].
>
> Booker, being da sozial kitty
Dere hur iz on dat red blankee
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Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
>> We wudent miss habin awlla yuz kittees offurr!!!!
>>
>> <Awl ov da kitteez roll intu da park next tu Pitoonya's heowze, an
>> martsh deown da street. All of the neighbors peek owt their windowz
>> or doorz at the hoog prosession of well groomed kitteez. Da
>> nayburhood kitteez joyne da groop. Pit2nya opinz da duur an
>> welkumz awlla da kitteez in.>
>>
>> Hy ya awl, kummon in an hewlp yurselfz tu awl da refreshmuntz!
>>
>> <On the table, on the countertopz, one each floor in each room are
>> bowlz of lotza different brandz of dry fuudz, wet fuudz, treetz
>> and even hoomin fuudz like tzikken and fysh, an beast, an ham, lam,
>> an spam. Lotza wadderbowlz tuu, an spayshul kitty mylk. On the
>> walls are sum of meowmeez payntinkz. There ar pillowz on da floorz
>> and on da bedz and on da cowtshez. Cat toyz are skattered
>> efurryweer.>
>>
>> Purleez mayke yurself attid home.
>>
>> Affurr uh wyle we kin go tu da pool, whitsh I hav fylled wiff dry
>> ice, which melts intu dry waddur, so da kitteez kin jump in wiffowt
>> gettin wetted, an hooeffurr wantz tu kin play Marko-Polo wiff awlla
>> da ballz in da dry-waddur. Doze hoo dunt wanna try dat kin sit
>> uhrownd da dek in da nize 80 deegree sunnyshyne an rezt, ur go intu
>> da klubheowze al hang rownd. Blessum Mall iz juzt deown da blok
>> furr annykittee hoo fanseez shoppink.
>
> you are an excellent hostess. Those are lovely painting on the walls -
> your human is very talented.
>
> And the idea of dry ice in the pool - very clever!
>
> Cleo
Wy fangu!
We wudunt mizzit!
Hab uh stufft mousikul.
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