--
Victor M. Martinez, Jr. | The University of Texas at Austin
mar...@che.utexas.edu | Department of Chemical Engineering
http://www.che.utexas.edu/~martiv | Austin, TX 78712
If we knew what we were doing it would not be called research, would it?
--
Husbands have to start worrying now: if their wives are
ranting and raving, is it menopause or is it mad cow
disease?
Wives must confront the specter of being quarantined if they
start drooling and slobbering.
I was just playing Trivial Pursuit over the weekend (pc edition). The
question asked was something like this: Where on a toad was his poison
stored; his skin, warts, feet or tongue. The answer (I got it wrong) was
that a toad's toxin is stored in the warts on his body. True? Sounds good
to me (see story below).
I had the lovely (not) experience long ago of having to clean up the
shredded particles of a toad my cat ate. Seems the old boy was hunting in
the garden, found a toad, ate it - then came inside and *very* promptly
threw it back up. He never ate another toad for the rest of his long life.
Loved chasing them though! :)
Moral of the story is - if your cat eats a toad, he'll most likely throw it
back up right away... and hopefully outside so you don't have to identify
little warty feet as you flush it away.
Yikes! Unfortunately, the gang likes to bring their prey *inside* and play
with it before eating it. I just hope I see them before they eat it. The
good thing is that, since there's 5 cats, they make a *lot* of noise when
they bring a critter indoors. Particularly Maya, she yeowls with excitement.
Here is a link to a site that I use to identify all kinds of critters,
wildflowers and stuff. I keep an online "life list" on this site with
everything I have seen in my backyard for the past year. Maybe you can
find your frog there. Tip: use the advanced search to narrow it down.
http://enature.com/main/home.asp
--
TJ and The Dust
katREMO...@hotmail.com
And why did cats decide to become domestic animals?
"Victor M. Martinez" <mar...@natasha.che.utexas.edu> wrote in message
news:9c1k5b$kub$1...@geraldo.cc.utexas.edu...
> An interesting side note here is that only recently did
>they discover it is actually venomous, with rear fangs. No
>one knew, because one has never bitten a human.
I'll bet it was Patty who told him that after buying one for his
birthday!
--
David Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm
Liverpool, England, UK <c...@blakjak.com> Emails welcome
Quango: SI Lp B 13 Y L+ W+ C+ I+ T+ A- E+ H+ V++ F++ Q+ B+ PA+ PL++ SC-
Nanki Poo: SI Bp+W B 7 Y L+ W+ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q B+ PA+ PL+ SC
Frogs live pretty much in the water, and have smooth skin. You need to
wet your hands before you touch a frog or you can injure the skin.
Toads have dry, bumpy skin. They lay eggs in water and, like frogs,
start out as tadpoles, but live on land the rest of the time.
The last house we lived in had a toad that lived in a burrow under the
front porch. It came out and hopped around the yard eating bugs and
stuff at night. The cats never bothered it. It lived under the porch for
about twelve years and it was there when we got there, so we don't know
how old it really was. At least we think it was the same toad.
Oh, yes. If you decide to pick up the toad, watch out. It might decide
to pee on you. (Voice of experience here.)
Annie
heh... That reminds me of the time DH picked up a garter snake that was
innocently sunning itself on our bushes. He planned on showing that garter
snakes are harmless to all the neighborhood boys that were crowded around
him.
Well. That dang snake hissed at him, tried to bite him and then it peed
all over him. He proceeded to scream like a girly-girl and flung the snake
halfway across the yard. The neighborhood boys just slunk away, confusion
and disgust warring on their little faces.
And I never laughed so hard in my life. :)
bluemaxx wrote:
>
>
> heh... That reminds me of the time DH picked up a garter snake that was
> innocently sunning itself on our bushes. He planned on showing that garter
> snakes are harmless to all the neighborhood boys that were crowded around
> him.
>
> Well. That dang snake hissed at him, tried to bite him and then it peed
> all over him. He proceeded to scream like a girly-girl and flung the snake
> halfway across the yard. The neighborhood boys just slunk away, confusion
> and disgust warring on their little faces.
>
> And I never laughed so hard in my life. :)
--
"The taxpayer is someone who works for the government but
doesn't have
to take the Civil Service Exam."
Ronald Reagan
"David Yehudah" <sho...@netzero.net> wrote in message
news:3AE4F2EC...@netzero.net...
: Garter snakes are nasty-tempered little buggers in the
bluemaxx wrote:
>
> David, you crack me up! :) And I imagine there's a whole 'nother story
> behind a python being named "Fluffy"...
>
--
Reminds my of my goldfish, Grill.
"Whats its name?"
"Grill, the fish"
I thought it was funny.
The next pair of goldfish I had were called "Rigor" and "Mortis"
Rigor wasn't very rigorous and got rigor mortis very quickly. But Mortis
went on to the ripe old of 3 and a bit years, which isn't bad for one of my
goldfish.
Yowie
"bluemaxx" <amerik...@usa.com> wrote in message
news:UT6F6.4969$5t3.3...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
It is. Made me smile anyway. When I was a teenager, my best friend called her
goldfish 'Silver'. I thought that was funny as well. At least, funnier than
calling it 'Jaws' which was the traditional name in our family for goldfish.
I've also met a cat called 'Dog', who was last seen heading to the courts with
a name change deed poll application.
Jeanette
remove nospam to email
A friend of mine once had a rabbit called Stew.
Jan.
Hazel Az
"Jan Russell" <jan.r...@cableinet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:Pi1G6.1154$Qi.1...@news1.cableinet.net...
>
> "J Greaves" <mogg...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
> news:20010426180550...@ng-cu1.aol.com...
>
Bridget Snowshoe
>Reminds my of my goldfish, Grill.
>
>"Whats its name?"
>"Grill, the fish"
>
>I thought it was funny.
Reminds me of an aquaintance's cat, Seiko.
People would say "why did you call your cat Seiko?"
He would reply "watch"
Tish (remove nobody to email)
Poor wabbit! I tried to convince my friend to call hers Felix and Whiskers, but
she didn't think it was at all funny.
"Bridget" <bet...@gte.net> wrote in message
news:3AE8D0BD...@gte.net...
One of my carers had a goldfish who lasted over twelve years before
finally dying. At the end, he was blind, but he would go to the surface
at feeding time and she would hand feed him. I didn't know goldfish
could live that long. If any of my brother's goldfish made it to six
months, they were doing well.
--
Andrea Fuller
Winchester, England
HEDS (VEDS overlay), FMS, OA, IBS, lumbar scoliosis, tinnitus, some hearing
loss, stomach problems, chronic depression, multiple allergies, asthma....
Please excuse any typos or odd phrases. I am talking to the Dragon.