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My Buffy has gone

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jmcquown

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Jun 28, 2020, 10:08:11 AM6/28/20
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I am heartbroken. I've always kept Buffy indoors, but with the way she
looks out the window, I thought I'd treat her to being in my back yard.
At first, everything was fine. Buffy hesitantly walked to about the
middle of the yard and sat down. She looked back at me and I smiled
lovingly. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge bird came swooping into my
yard and grabbed Buffy. I could hear Buffy howling in agony as they flew
away. I learned later from a neighbor that it was a white-tailed hawk.
The thought of Buffy being ripped to pieces has been too much for me to
handle. I am in a state of shock and will be grieving.

jmcquown

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Jun 28, 2020, 10:29:29 AM6/28/20
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On 6/28/2020 10:08 AM, jmcquown wrote:
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(snipped a bunch of troll crap)

Buffy is just fine, she's happily playing with a golf ball behind me. I
don't usually wish harm to anyone but trolls like this need to catch a
bad case of Covid-19 and disappear from the planet.

Jill

Bill Nak

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Jun 28, 2020, 11:34:59 PM6/28/20
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Crazy, but as I was reading this my first thought was "Jill didn't write
this" Thankfully I'm right! <3

Bill N in Milwaukee
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NEMO

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Jul 1, 2020, 10:26:36 AM7/1/20
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On Sun, 28 Jun 2020 10:08:09 -0400, jmcquown <j_mg...@comcast.nut>
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My condolences on the loss of your beloved cat, Buffy.

cshenk

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Jul 1, 2020, 12:02:32 PM7/1/20
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Yeh, it was obvious. They completely overplayed the hand.

Magic Mood Jeep

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Jul 1, 2020, 1:14:28 PM7/1/20
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Buffy is alive and well. Jill DID NOT write the original post <check the email, that's a clue>

cshenk

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Jul 1, 2020, 2:37:02 PM7/1/20
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Jill has had a problem with a troll mimicing her for as long as I've
known her I think. Normally they stick to another newsgroup and
identify as Greg Morrow but you get random off-shoots from other
'pretend to be Jill'. They also troll me sometimes but not as often.

jmcquown

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Jul 2, 2020, 11:18:09 AM7/2/20
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Yes, and I sure do wish he'd find something better to do with his time.
He dredged up another fake post I alledged wrote in another ng and
*reposted* it. Really, what's the point?

Jill

jmcquown

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Jul 3, 2020, 10:43:07 AM7/3/20
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On 7/1/2020 1:14 PM, Magic Mood Jeep wrote:
> Buffy is alive and well. Jill DID NOT write the original post <check the email, that's a clue>
>
Thanks, MMJ. :) I don't know why the troll bothers. He needs to get a life.

Jill

jmcquown

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Jul 4, 2020, 3:32:11 PM7/4/20
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On 7/4/2020 7:58 AM, Judith Latham wrote:
> In article <QUmLG.29115$355....@fx27.iad>,
> Maybe we should think of a recipe for cooking trolls. :)
>
> Judith
>
Well, first you have to catch one. They tend to reside under bridges. I
think a BBQ grill would be an appopriate cooking method. :)

Jill

cshenk

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Jul 5, 2020, 5:26:16 PM7/5/20
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Judith Latham wrote:

> In article <QUmLG.29115$355....@fx27.iad>,
> jmcquown <j_mc...@comcast.net> wrote:
> > ng and reposted it. Really, what's the point?
>
> > Jill
>
>
> Maybe we should think of a recipe for cooking trolls. :)
>
> Judith

Hehe I did a fictional attack from my pets who buried his mashed
remains in my back yard. Hope no one minds here!

jmcquown

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Jul 6, 2020, 11:07:48 AM7/6/20
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On 7/6/2020 10:55 AM, Judith Latham wrote:
> In article <_O4MG.82030$7vd....@fx35.iad>, jmcquown
> Sounds good, marinaded first?
>
> Judith
>
Absolutely marinaded! It's my understanding trolls tend to be rather
tough and stringy. ;)

Jill

jmcquown

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Jul 6, 2020, 11:10:05 AM7/6/20
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(giggling) I don't mind. :)

Jill

cshenk

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Jul 6, 2020, 9:17:21 PM7/6/20
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Well, same one went after me in RPCC. Posted that I put my 2 cats in a
burlap bag tied to the exaust of my car then recommended a lady who's
got a medical issue cat do the same.

cshenk

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Jul 7, 2020, 8:49:40 PM7/7/20
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> > > > > another ng and reposted it. Really, what's the point?
> > > >
> > > > > Jill
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Maybe we should think of a recipe for cooking trolls. :)
> > > >
> > > > Judith
> > > >
> > > Well, first you have to catch one. They tend to reside under
> > > bridges. I think a BBQ grill would be an appopriate cooking
> > > method. :)
> >
> > > Jill
> >
> >
> > Sounds good, marinaded first?
> >
> > Judith
> >
> Absolutely marinaded! It's my understanding trolls tend to be rather
> tough and stringy. ;)
>
> Jill

What would we use? I think the key thing is what would be willing to
eat it? We have to marinate with something they won't mind. Can't use
clorox for example because while it might take the stink out, it would
have to sit in the open sun for 6 months before safe for plants to eat.

Anyone live where there are predators? Fox urine would probably do it
but only critters who happily eat foxes would like it. Humm.
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