My housekeeper went over to the local BevMo (for non-US, a moderately large
chain of wine/spirits and soft drink stores) and got a bunch of cardboard
boxes, and then picked up a large roll of packaging tape.
She spent several hours cutting holes in the boxes, taping them together, and
ending up with a multi-story (ugly) monstrosity complete with a round cognac
single-bottle container as the chimney.
Over walked Niobe, investigated it for a few minutes, went inside, stayed on
the first level, and left. She hasn't paid attention to it since.
To my absolute astonishment, Watermelon came over and squeezed through the
opening into the lower level. He dwarfs Niobe, so it was a tight fit. He,
decided that lower level was interesting, and spent most of the weekend
happily sitting inside.
Not sure how long I want this thing taking over my living room, but we'll give
it a few days.
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