Re: Flea-biting the baby, and so forth?

[ThePupp...@mail.com]

Date: Thu, 12 Aug 2004 08:57:13 GMT Subject: Re: Local kook reborn, or
competition?

HOWEDY white monkey,

"White Monkey" <k.m.c.oo...@chello.nl> wrote in message
news:411b1b2f$0$36169$e4fe...@news.xs4all.nl...

> Oh my goodness!

WHAAAT "goodness," white monkey?

You're a lying dog abusing coward and
long term incurable MENTAL CASE.

> This turned up (NOT endorsed or recommended!)

Comin from you that means it's gotta be GOOD.

> on my Danes forum today.

You've been having problems with your
dog since day WON, white monkey.
Wait till your dog is pushin 8 months old,
the so called "adolescent rebelliHOWES"
stage when some dogs like to make a
break from their pack an get their own.

> Seems oddly familiar,

The Amazing Puppy Wizard will be
surprised if there's ANY similarity.

> if slicker and more professional....

Seems pricey, to boot.

> I don't believe it's the same person-

Ain't NO WON can compete with The
Amazing Puppy Wizard, white monkey.
Ask dra. De Groote. She'll tell you so herself.

> -in fact, it contradicts some of our local nut's claims,

INDEED? The Amazing Puppy Wizard reviewed
the site and fHOWEND some of his information
to be PURE BUNK, but there was nuthin BAD
that could be FHOWEND withHOWET BUYIN
the audio tapes.

> and the spelling and grammar is MUCH
> better than his manual-

You NEVER READ The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual on accHOWENT
of you're a liar a dog abuser a coward and
an active long term incurable MENTAL CASE
who ENJOYS HURTING and INTIMIDATING
your dog, white monkey.

ONLY MENTALLY ILL LYING DOG ABUSING
PUNK THUG COWARDS POST HERE abHOWETS.

>-but are we going to start seeing a lot of these folks now?

Could be everyWON is gonna dance to The
Amazing Puppy Wizard's Macarena or they'll
get the heel HOWETA THIS BUSINESS.

GUARANTEED.

> As to the claims... hmmm.

The CLAIMS was pretty much the same
same same same as The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students all over the Whole Wild World
REPORT RIGHT HERE.

You know, the WONS you call LIARS
and FORGERIES by The Amazing Puppy
Wizard.

> Don't buy it.

RIGHT. You'll get BETTER INFORMATION
for FREE from The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual as ALL The Amazing Puppy Wizard's
100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY
SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual Students ALL OVER
THE WHOLE WILD WORLD REPORT RIGHT
HERE.

You know, the WONS you call LIARS and FORGERIES.

> OK, it's true that Danes train differently to other dogs.

That so? Sez who? The guy SELLIN you the audio tape?

The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ a dog is a dog
as a child is a child as a kitty kat is a kitty kat as
a spHOWES is a spHOWES. It's ALL the same
same same same, white monkey.

> It's true that they respond to a conversational
> approach for giving commands.

INDEED?

"Saskia responds well to a command followed
if necessary by any (or occasionally all) of the
following: "Do it!", "Now!", "Ahem!", "What did
I say to do?", "What did I tell you?"

> But without using this guy's system, my Dane
> is already, as he claims to be able to make her,
> "so well trained my friends are jealous"...

You're a MENTAL CASE and your "friends"
are FRIENDS of a MENTALLY ILL LYING
DOG ABUSING PUNK THUG COWARD.

"The real key is, keep it very short and make it very
fun. Now, when Saskia's especially wound up and
I'd like to get her focused, I can grab the treat can
and say, "Wanna go through some paces?"

BWEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

You REWARD her BAD BEHAVIOR by
givin her TREATS for BEIN BAD.

"She'll bounce up to me and do a "touch" by hitting
me with the side of her head (that's how she decided
it should be done) and sit down."

When she's bigger she'll just THUMP you
to make you give up the treats, and you will.

"Then she'll do everything as enthusiastically as a
border collie: "sit"--slam! ""Lie down"--whump!
"Come"--gallop, gallop...."

FOR A BRIBE.

"During these sessions is the only time she
gets training treats, the rest of the time she
is expected to do what we ask for praise alone,
and she does (not 100%, but she's a baby)."

BWEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

THAT'S INSANE.

"For the treats, once she's really got something
down, a little more is expected of her every time
before she gets one--like, it started with "sit" and
"stay", but now it's "sit", "stay", "come", "stop",
"touch", "come", "sit" (for example) for a treat."

THAT will make your dog VERY anxiHOWES.
Wait till she's 8 months old DOG ABUSER.

"And try at that point to vary the order--smart dogs
will just run through them in order otherwise and
you can't be sure they'll do the one you want later,
"in the field".

Saskia loves the "touch" command, for some
reason, and will try it sometimes in case doing
that instead of whatever I said is as nifty for me
as it is for her, but nope--she's got to do the one
specified.

Oh yeah, and try not to repeat a command until
you're sure the pup is actually forgetting what
you said to do.

Saskia responds well to a command followed
if necessary by any (or occasionally all) of the
following: "Do it!", "Now!", "Ahem!", "What did
I say to do?", "What did I tell you?"

--Katrina

BWEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

> but of course that's partly because she IS
> a Dane and although far from settled into
> perfect behavior by any means

BWWEHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's CONSISTENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students ALL OVER the WHOLE WILD WORLD
REPORT 100% TOTAL NON PHYSICAL CON-TROLL
NEARLY INSTANTLY.

> is better-behaved than other puppies often
> are at 5 1/2 months,

BWEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

> and also in part due to the fact that most
> Mof my neighbors don't really seem to have
> a clue about training and let their dogs drag
> them around and stuff.

Unlike yourself...

> Any moderately well trained dog
> (just the basics) would have them
> jealous.

You mean, even when you gotta bribe
threaten and jerk and choke your dog.

> The rest just doesn't wash with me-

Perhaps THAT'S on accHOWENT of
you're a dog abusing MENTAL CASE.

> -"special mental triggers" that operate a
> Dane like "remote control"?

Perhaps he's talkin abHOWET conditional reflex?

> "Hard-wired" for obedience?

That's the NATURE of a DOG, white monkey.

> Nah!

Yeah. But you'll NEVER KNOW THAT
on accHOWENT of you like to bribe
threaten and hurt your dog on accHOWENT
of THAT'S the NATURE of a DOG ABUSING
MENTAL CASE, white monkey.

Your POSTING HISTORY will PROVE IT.

> Anyway,

You mean anyHOWE.

> just had to share the new nut-system

EMBARRASSING if true, AIN'T IT.

> ad with everyone!

You mean, with the lying dog abusing
punk thug cowards and active long
term incurable MENTAL CASES you've
IMPRESSED with all your knowledge.

> Here's the URL:
> http://dogism.com/n/Great_Dane­.php

EVEN IF his method WORKS, it COULDN'T
WORK AS WELL as The Amazing Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method is REPORTED to by ALL
The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CON-
SISTENTLY NEARLY INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual Students REPORT RIGHT HERE.

You're an IDIOT.

"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--even tho
it's a hopeless task, in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man, there will be
animals (and humans!) abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.

The Puppy Wizard sez "A dog is a dog as a child
is a child. They only respond in PREDICTABLE
NORMAL NATURAL INNATE INSTINCTIVE
REFLEXIVE ways to situations and circumstances
of their environment which we create for them.

ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. Damn The Descartean War of
"Nature Vs Nurture." We Teach By HOWER Words
And Actions And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.

In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH. SAME SAME SAME
SAME, For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.

"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.

What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George

"(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-
tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
--Marshall

> ----- Original Message -----

> From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@csd.uwm.edu>
> To: "The Puppy Wizard"
> <ThePuppyWiz...@earthlink.net>
> Sent: Friday, July 23, 2004 2:53 PM
> Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard

> Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,

> I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
> and now must applaud your attempts to save
> animals from painful training procedures.

> You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
> who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
> alert the world to animal abuse.

> We are lucky to have you, and more people should
> come to their senses and support your valuable
> work.

> Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
> charity to fund your important work?

> Have you thought about holding a press conference
> so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
> and significant work?

> In closing, my only suggestion is that you
> try to keep your messages short for most
> readers may refuse to read a long message
> even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.

> I wish you well in your endeavors.

> --Marshall Dermer
> Marshall Dermer/Associate Professor/Behavior
> Analysis Specialty/Department of Psychology/
> University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee/Milwaukee,­WI 53201
der...@uwm.edu http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer

> ------------------------------­--------

"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

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