Re: Giving Medicine / Dog Bite
YourConscience
webzila wrote:
> I have to give 2 antibiotic pills to my dog (2 in the morning and 2
at
> night) for about a week and this is getting to be very difficult.
Handling and training your dog to accept ANY THING YOU PREFER
is EZ to do if you know HOWE <{) ; ~ ) >
> The dog doesnt want to take the medicine
Dogs do NOT "WANT" or "NOT WANT" to do as they're ASKED,
they only respond in PREDICTABLE NORMAL NATURAL INNATE
INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE ways to situations and circumstances
of their environments which we create for them. Sez so in
your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual <{) ; ~ ) >
Here's your FREE copy of The Amazing Puppy
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Method Manual: http://makeashorterlink.com/?G34D2527A
Just ASK The Amazing Puppy Wizard if you need
any additional FREE heelp. There's NO arbritrary
INFORMATION in your FREE copy of The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual so study it well and do and follow
ALL the EXXXERCISES AS INSTRUCTED... it's a
PRECISE SCIENCE or it COULDN'T GET 100% CONSISTENT
NEARLY INSTANT SUCCESS for all handlers and all
dogs in all fields or utilities and behaviors all
over the Whole Wild World <{) ; ~ ) >
> and even if you put something on the pill to try to mask it,
Your dog won't allHOWE you to give him a pill on accHOWENT
of HE DON'T TRUST YOU, not on accHOWENT of HE DON'T LIKE
what you're DOIN.
> he still wont take it.
Of curse not, on accHOWENT of you don't have his TRUST.
> The only way is to open the dogs mouth and force feed him.
And THAT'S HOWE COME he DON'T TRUST YOU.
> I have done this before with heartworm medicine and such and
> it wasnt a problem but recently the dog is getting angry and
> really biting.
Your dog AIN'T objecting to the PILL, he's AFRAID of YOU hurtin him.
> I can tell when the bite is playful/gentle
Dogs WARN people not to mess with them by AT FIRST, GENTLY biting...
> or when it is for real
Dogs are ALWAYS REAL, webzila.
> and this was for real.
Your dog is AFRAID of you handling him.
> He basically snapped and grabbed my thumb. The was
> no blood but it still hurts..
Yeah. THAT'S on accHOWENT of your dog DON'T TRUST YOU.
HE'S AFRAID OF YOU...
> I had to put on some gloves and gave him the medicine.
AS YOU ARE OF HIM...
THAT AIN'T NO SOLUTION.
> He seemed fine afterwards.
You mean you GOT LUCKY that time...
> Will this have any lasting effect on the dogs behaviour
> in the future?
The FUTURE is MOORE of the same same same same, webzilla.
Your dog DON'T TRUST YOU to handle him on accHOWENT of
HOWE you BEEN TAUGHT to handle him is DEAD WRONG, webzilla,
AS EVIDENCED by your POSTED CASE HISTORY.
> One one hand I want to give him the rest of the medicine because
> I want him to be healthy but also I dont want to cause the dog to
> become aggressive?
And THAT'S HOWE COME HOWER DOG LOVERS HURT INTIMDIATE
and MURDER HOWER BEST DOGS, webzila <{) ; ~ ) >
> Should I worry about this
No, worrying AIN'T an EFFECTIVE strategy to teach TRUST.
> or should I continue giving him the medicine
Giving him medecine AIN'T the PROBLEM, webzilla. Your
dog DON'T TRUST YOU to handle him as necessary... on
accHOWENT of EVERY THING WE BEEN TAUGHT by the EXXXPERTS
is DEAD WRONG, webzilla.
> but dropping the pills in the mouth and holding it shut?
You'll get bit someMOORE on accHOWENT of your dog DON'T TRUST YOU.
Jerry's Dog Training Manual
"I Am Willing To Take Jerry's Theory On How Dogs Think
As A Likely One, Simply Because The Dog Training Methodology
He Describes (Based On His Suppositions) Works So Well," Lisa B.
From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-10 13:34:38 PST
In article <HRI27.3908$187.184...@news-rep.ab.videon.ca> "Jenn"
d...@try.it> writes:
> Hi Lynn,
> I used to have a barking problem with my
> German Shepherd Dog a couple of years ago.
> I tried several things recommended to me by
> different trainers, and nothing was working.
> When I read that section of Jerry's Manual,
> I thought the same way you did.
> "What???? PRAISE her for barking?" It sounded
> counterproductive, but I had tried everything else
> I'd heard so I thought I'd try it too.
> Next time she went nuts at a person walking by
> outside, I told her, "Good job! Good girl! You are
> such a good protector!" And instead of continuing
> the barking, she came to me for a belly rub! She
> will still bark (she's a guard dog, that's her job),
> but after one bark, she knows she's done her job
> to warn me by my praise, and she stops.
> Jenn,
Could you be so kind as to post here the
section from Jerry's manual where he
writes that you should JUST praise the
dog when it barks?????????
As I recall, I thought he first advocates
distracting the dog from barking, with
keys or the soft sound of pennies in a
can, before praising.
Perhaps you can tutor me regarding
Jerry's system.
Thanks in advance!
--Marshall Dermer
PS: I don't read Jerry's posts but I look
forward to your post.
From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Clicker training "stay"
Date: 2001-06-21 20:25:38 PST
In article <iqtY6.5456$rA2.1119...@news-rep.ab.videon.ca> "Jenn"
<d...@try.it> writes:
> Hi, DogStar716, sorry you feel this way about
> me. I hope I can change your mind in the future,
> as I love reading your posts, and value (and
> have used) some of your advice.
BWWWWWEEEJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAA!!!
> As for my post to Jer, I am just attempting
> to get a plain answer about something instead
> of a trash- fest. I just want to know if it can be
> done.
> Jenn Standring
I'm not Jerry but sure you could use a clicker to
distract a dog but that is not the purpose of a clicker.
You can also use a teaspoon to cut steak but that
is not the purpose of teaspoon!
--Marshall
Hi Marshall,
I'll do my best to answer you... please bear with me, ok? :-)
Marshall Dermer wrote:
> In article <3B4B013F.914E0...@hotmail.com>
> 2tails <wagginta...@hotmail.com> writes:
> <snip Dave's response>
>
> > Not to mention, the manual has a lot regarding how dogs
> > think, which can't be explained just by a short description
> > of "what to do." The psychology behind the method is
> > needed so that the person reading it will be able to figure
> > out their dogs' problems by themselves.
> > Problems, as in "why is my dog doing 'X,'" and figuring
> > out ways to address it, if necessary.
> >regards,
> >Lisa
> Dear Lisa,
> How would you know if Jerry's analysis
> of "how dog's think" is correct?
> That is, if thinking is some invisible process inside of a
> dog's head how would we know if Jerry or anyone is correct?
Of course, it isn't necessary at all to know how dogs think,
or even if they *do* think. I believe that they do, but of
course I can't prove it, and neither can Jerry.
The heart of the matter is, the discussion in the manual
regarding "how dogs think" is part of a wholistic approach to
dog training.
It helps to comprehend the reasoning behind the
methodology. The methodology works quickly
and easily, therefore lending credence (as far as
I'm concerned) to his theory of how dogs think.
It's the same sort of thing regarding theories of whether the
earth revolves around the sun, or contrariwise. Is it possible
to send a rocket to the moon, based on the assumption
that the sun revolves around the earth?
The answer is, of course, yes, though it would most likely
be enormously complicated. The better solution is to begin
with the theorythattheearthrevolvesaroundthesun.
In other words, the simplest answer or description is the
best, even though it may not be empirically provable.
And so, I am willing to take Jerry's theory on how dogs
think as a likely one, simply because the dog training
methodology he describes (based on his suppositions)
works so well.
I hope this helps you to understand from which perspective
I say the things that I do about Jerry's method and manual.
regards,
Lisa
"If I Knew It Would Be That Easy, I Would Have
Done This A Long Time Ago Saving Myself 5 Years
Of Dealing With A Bouncy, Over Excited Dog!" Jenn.
Hello Jenn,
"brijen" <bri...@vennercnospams.com> wrote in message
news:397cf...@news.oanet.com...
> Hello Jerry,
> I just wanted to let you know that I am
> trying this right now.
Good.
> I am the woman who wrote to you a while
> ago about trying to walk my dog without the
> pinch collar.
I recall.
> She also goes APE when I grab the leash.
> We have been doing this technique you
> recommend for about a half an hour now
> and the results are already fantastic, as
> well as amusing!
Yeah, dog training should always be more
fun than work.
> At first, we went out and I stood there,
> and Anya kept trying to head out to the
> sidewalk. When I didn't follow, she came
> and sat beside me at heel! (Thanks to
> your help!) She'd NEVER done that before.
It's the same principle as in the Hot And
Cold Exercise.
> I rewarded that with a few steps of a walk,
> but we came in after about 30 seconds. She
> stopped and looked at me as if she were
> thinking, "What? But we just got out here!"
>
> The second and third times, she was even
> MORE eager when she saw the leash, and
> I got the same look when I turned around
> to go back in. The fourth time, she just
> bounced a bit as she walked to the door
> with me, and sat nicely to wait until I hooked
> up the leash, and this last time, I HAD
> TO CALL HER TO ME!!!!!!!!!!
Fine. That's because dogs learn on the basis of
four repetitions. That's not to say they can't learn
some things faster, but for breaking habits, it
usually happens the fourth time we repeat a lesson.
Then we need to repeat the lesson at three more
locations our time in each to generalize the idea.
Let's say your dog gets excited when you take her
lead and go to the front door. She would probably
do the same at the back door, but to not such a degree.
Likewise for any other door.
It would behoove you to repeat the exercise with
several other doors and it would be easiest to
start with a door that had less excitement involved
with it.
> If I knew it would be that easy, I would have
> done this a long time ago saving myself 5
> years of dealing with a bouncy, over excited dog!
The non force methods work fast and easy
because we are not challenging the dog or
calling our attention to their behavior problems.
> I have to tell you how the walk is going though.
> I have a lot of problems there, but it is all ME.
> I have been so conditioned to "correct" her,
> that I still find myself yanking on her collar.
Yes, those habits are hard to break. It's easier for
me to train a person who has no experience at all
because they have no bad habits of pulling and
forcing control.
> I feel so awful! We have only been working
> in the yard without distractions, because I
> honestly don't know what will happen if she
> sees another dog and I won't have the pinch
> collar to keep her from dragging me over for
> a fight.
You know that working the dog in the back
yard is not preferable, because that causes
them some anxiety because it's their free area.
But with your dog and with the difficulty he is
to handle, I don't see any reason you shouldn't
do the Family Leadership Exercise and the come
command several times out there, and then you'll
have the control to do it in a more neutral area.
> The upside is, when I take the leash off it's
> hook and don't take the pinch collar, her
> excitement to go for a walk is NO LONGER
> combined with the intense fear I used to see
> in her eyes at the sight of the pinch!
Our group likes to think that is EXCITEMENT and
eagerness to work. It is sheer terror. The pinch
collar works by overriding the opposition reflex
through fear and that cause tremendous stress
and anxiety that must be released through anxiety
relief mechanisms like barking, digging, whining,
chewing, self mutilation and aggression.
> That does it for me. I can't believe I instilled
> fear in my beautiful dog just for the sake that
> I didn't know how to train. Well, I still don't
> know how, but I'm learning!
That's where I was three dozen years ago. I was
ready to just quit. I wasn't going to sour any more
dogs to make them work.
> Thanks for your help. Please send more
> suggestions if you saw something I could
> be doing differently!
> Jenn & Anya
I was thinking about your difficulties with
your dog. Just getting the Hot And Cold
Exercise and the Family Leadership Exercise
and the come command installed will solve
most of your difficulty with him.
I presume you've got msn messenger. We
can speak over that if you are set up for it,
and I can demonstrate the timing and tone
and tempo for using sound distractions
and praise, or we could speak on the phone.
The most important thing to remember is to
pick up and handle the lead in a relaxed manner,
no white knuckles, keep your elbow relaxed and
your arm down at your side with the length of the
lead breaking just below the knee.
Let me know if you need further help.
Jerry.
>> > "James Roberts" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
>> > news:3C637444...@privacy.net...
>> > > I have downloaded and have read Jerry's Wit's End
>> > > document.
>
>> > > Ignoring what you think of his participation, what
>> > > is your assessment of the merits of his techniques?
>> Paul B <pand...@zfree.co.nz> wrote in message
news:3c63...@clear.net.nz...
>> > Hello James,
>> > I have used his recommended techniques and
>> > ideas with great success, and over the period
>> > I've used these methods the more I've become
>> > to understand and appreciate how his methods
>> > work and how effective they can be if carried out
>> > correctly.
>
>> > His manual isn't conventional and as such gets
>> > critisized and misunderstood. The basic concept
>> > is to allow the dog to choose whatever behaviour
>> > it wants for any situation but to distract (and
>> > immediately praise ) it from behaviours we deem
>> > undesirable, because of the correctly timed
>> > distractions repeated usually about 4 times (in
>> > each location) the dog decides of it own accord
>> > that this behaviour is undesriable and therefore
>> > pursues something else, if that behaviour is also
>> > inappropriate to us then we carry on distracting,
>> > very soon the dog finds a behaviour that is mutually
>> > acceptable. The benefits of this type of approach
>> > are numerous, firstly we aren't challenging the dog
>> > so there is no conflict so the dog does't develop any
>> > possible negativity to us, the dog decides of it own
>> > free will that a behaviour is unsatisfying so chooses
>> > to cease it (in other words even if we are gone the
>> > dog won't have any desire to pursue that behaviour
>> > i.e. bin raiding etc).
>
>> > I would recommend his manual.
>> > Paul
From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST
>Paul B wrote:
>> While the concept of shake cans is not new,
>> I haven't read any other advice that says to
>> praise immediately regardless of what the dog
>> does next (the common advice is to praise once
>> the dog is doing a desired behaviour or at least
>> stopped the unwanted behaviour), this is unique
>> to Jerry (and Marilyn) and from my own
>> experiences is an important part of the process.
And how do we know this aspect of his
advice is right?
Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.
His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.
--Marshall
=================
"Marshall Dermer" <der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu>
wrote in message news:9ihtee$7ib$1...@uwm.edu...
From: Paul B (NOSPAMpand...@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 00:13:28 PST
Hello Marshall,
The way I view it from my observation of how
my dogs react is that the distraction interrupts
the dogs thought, not for good or bad, just
interrupts, the dog is therefore distracted for
a second and then will either continue the
behaviour or do something else.
The praise reassures the dog that the sound
distraction is not a threat or punishment,
however if everytime the dog resumes a
particular behaviour it's distracted immediately
(and praised immediately for reassurance) then
it quickly decides this behaviour is not fulfilling
and it ceases.
A dog will offer another behaviour in it's place
and if that is acceptable to us then we let it be
otherwise the distraction continues until a suitable
alternate behaviour is offered.
One example, Sam used to jump up on me
when I arrived home, I would shake can to
distract him right at the moment he was
about to jump up, after about 4 repetitions
he tried sitting and offering me his paw, of
course this was fine so I let it be.
While the concept of shake cans is not new,
I haven't read any other advice that says to
praise immediately regardless of what the
dog does next (the common advice is to
praise once the dog is doing a desired
behaviour or at least stopped the unwanted
behaviour), this is unique to Jerry (and Marilyn)
and from my own experiences is an important
part of the process.
> Thanks Paul! He does recommend praising
> a dog for barking, but he appears to recognize
> that this may not work and so distraction
> is recommended as a back up procedure:
"Estel J. Hines" <ejhi...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:w86dna9lBfN...@comcast.com...
>>> Until i read the Jerry method of Bark
>>> reduction, it went something like this
>>> with our 11 month old puppy "Yoshi"
>>> Yoshi: Bark, bark,
>>> us: HUSH Youshi
>>> Yoshi Bark, bark......................
>>> us: Hush Youshi
>>> Yoshi BARK, BARK, BARK, ................................. >
>>> it stopped when Yoshi got tired barking
>>> We decided to try the Jerry method
>>> :Yoshi: BARK, BARK
>>> US: GOOD Yoshi, Good Boy, who is it?
>>> Yoshi Bark, Bark
>>> US: It's ok, good boy Yoshi, We know them.
>>> Yosh without fail, now stops after we say that.
>>> I must say, it is so much more fun, when we
>>> can praise him, to deal with things like this.
>>> Thanks Jerry
>>> ps: We are just starting to go thru the Jerry
>>> Papers, and learn how to live with our son
>>> "Yoshi", whom we love very much. --
>>> Best Regards,
>>> Estel J. Hines
==============
> There really is NOTHING new about
> the advice above!
Nuthin EXXXCEPT HOWE IT'S DONE.
"Dan Moore" <mooret...@worldnet.att.net>
wrote in message
news:fS2Lc.114567$OB3....@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net.
..
> Tracy,
> What worked for me, in just one storm,
> was to praise the dog after each clap
> of thunder, telling him he's a Good Dog!
> This is an almost 13 year old Doberman, BTW.
> The next time it thundered, he did not even react at
> all--you could not tell it was the same dog as before.
> There was more thunder just the other day, and same
> thing, nada, nothing, zilch, no cowering, whimpering,
> trying to hide at all, it was that simple.
> I got this idea from Jerry Howe, who might seem
> to be a "wild and crazy" character, but his non-
> abusive way of handling dogs WORKS.
> Wonderfully.
> Praise.
> It's that simple.
> Juanita
"Estel J. Hines" <ejhi...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:w86dna9lBfN...@comcast.com...
> Until i read the Jerry method of Bark reductioon,
> it went something like this with our 11 month old
> puppy "Yoshi"
> Yoshi: Bark, bark,
> us: HUSH Youshi
> Yoshi Bark, bark......................
> us: Hush Youshi
> Yoshi BARK, BARK, BARK, .................................i
> it stopped when Yoshi got tired barking
> We decided to try the Jerry method
> :Yoshi: BARK, BARK
> US: GOOD Yoshi, Good Boy, who is it?
> Yoshi Bark, Bark
> US: It's ok, good boy Yoshi, We know them
> Yosh without fail, now stops after we say that
> I must say, it is so much more fun, when we
> can praise him, to deal with things like this
> Thanks Jerry
> ps: We are just starting to go thru the Jerry
> Papers, and learn how to live with our son
> "Yoshi", whom we love very much.
> --
> Best Regards,
> Estel J. Hines
==============
HOWEDY Brandy,
"Brandy Kurtz" <KraftyKur...@wmconnect.com> wrote in message
news:2f66e35d.04073...@posting.google.com...
> KraftyKur...@wmconnect.com (Brandy Kurtz) wrote in message
<news:2f66e35d.04072...@posting.google.com>...
> > Hello everyone! We have a 2 1/2 year old male
> Well I just printed out the Amazing Puppy Wizard info,
> so I haven't actually started to train yet.
> Today a salesman knocked on the door, and Pokey
> was going balisstic. I calmly go to the window to see
> who it is, and off-handly say Good Boy, It's a stranger,
> Good Boy. Pokey shut right up, gave me a quizical
> look, and came and sat beside my feet! OMG, I could
> not believe it!
> I was totally floored, as this has been his
> behavior since a pup. Just wanted to update,
> and Pokey and I are hitting the sack...;)
Well THAT IS encouraging, AIN'T IT.
> Brandy
"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.
Date: 5/22/03 11:24:35 PM Eastern
Daylight Time
From: p...@cfl.rr.com
To: Witsend...@aol.com
Well, let me tell you, your Wits' End
Dog Training Method works.
My dog, Dasie, Loves to chase chameleons
around the barbecue on the patio. I
used this system on four different occasions.
When she went out today, she looked
everywhere else but the barbecue.
Amazing, just amazing.
I will write to Amanda about the video.
I am really excited to learn more, and
understand. Maybe just a little reassurance
that I am going about it the right way.
Thanks again
Paul
From: Chris Williams (k9ap...@webtv.net)
Subject: Re: Thank you Jerry Howe
Date: 2002-03-26 08:16:19 PST
Engrossing account, Anthony. Our best to Angel
and your family.
A friend, who socializes the kittens I've taken
from a feral cat colony, is using the DDR.
She reports far fewer panic problems than
she's had before.
============================
Chris Williams writes:
"The FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
I do find valuable. Much of it I recognize as what
I've always done without thinking of it as "training".
New stuff, I've used. His anchoring technique erased
the last of Mac's fireworks trauma,"
====================
----- Original Message -----
From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo
Aloha Jerry,
Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.
Your program is awesome, but you already
know that. Keep up the good work!
Hoku
==================
Dave Cohen <coh...@total.net writes:
Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...
Hi. Please understand that I do not know Jerry
and have spoken with him briefly once by email.
I have no stake or interest in the success of his
business. I simply want to thank him publicly for
one of his tips, with regards to separation anxiety.
I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed
animal and then say good bye to my own dog, but
I am usually a very open minded person, so I tried it.
Well, lo and behold- the damn trick worked!
I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic.
Thank you Jerry!
=====================
"Greg M. Silverman"
<gmsNOS...@no.umn.edu<mailto:gmsNOS...@no.umn.edu>>
wrote in message
Hey, Mr. Wizard, or Alchemist or whatever
your alias of the day is,
I have to say that our dog heels much better than
she did. This is after reading and implementing the
bit in your "Wits End" treatise. And she's a royal
nutter (but then again, aren't they all?).
Cheers! Greg
----- Original Message -----
From: <n> To: "Jerry Howe"
Sent: Saturday, December 28, 2002 5:21 PM
Subject: Re: Damned Family Leadership Exercise -
Re: Am I expecting to much
Hi Jerry,
When I talked to you on the phone to order to machine
for daughter's new pup, I told you that I had an older
Chessie. I rescued him at 9 years old and have had him
for 3 years.
It's funny, but I thought I'd try some of your book training
with him.
Where I used to say "come" and then say "good boy"
when he obeyed, I have reversed it with a "good boy" first.
It really does work. He was very confused at first,
wondering what he had done to get the praise.
But it really gets the attention and distracts him from
whatever he may have going through his brain when
he hears it.
Dogs are funny, but people are too. Can't wait to get
the Doggy do Right, etc.
Thanks, N
------------------------------------
"Ned" <komod...@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:fQIg9.25850$561....@news02.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...
> Hi !
> Our black lab girl is 3 months old (she will be 4 months
> on the 30th).
> When we first brought her home she had a bad habit
> of trying to nip our faces (including my 3 year old twins)
> during playtime. It drove everyone in the house nuts
> and it brought my little girls to tears as you can imagine.
> We tried saying no, and that would just get her even
> more excited, so we would yell no and that would just
> get her "scared" but still excited. In short it just wasn't
> working.
> So we finally did what Jerry has suggested to you.
> We used a sound do distract her and we would
> immediately praise her.
> I have to say that it worked great. BUT she then
> moved on to nipping at the feet LOL silly little thing.
> So again, we tried no, and then louder no, but again
> it didn't work so we went for the distraction and praise.
> I must say that she is doing great!
> I hope that helps.
> Edyta aka Ned
===================
Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 9:06 AM
Hello.
I never posted here (or anywhere) before.
I never trained or owned a dog before this
year.
I downloaded the Wit's End, read it, corresponded
with Mr. Howe and trained my dog to come and to
stop barking in a weekend.
Our dog, Jake, had been treated with kindness the
whole time we had him, about 10 months, but his
earlier life is unknown.
I worked on the hot-cold exercise for about 30
minutes when he suddenly "got it". After that
he came to me every time with no hesitation.
I used the cans filled with pennies to teach him
not to bark. If he now starts to bark, I go to the
door or window, say "Good Boy, its' alright" and
he usually calms down right away.
A couple of times I had to get the cans
out again to reinforce the behavior.
We feel a strong bond with this animal
and he is very eager to accept our love.
So with all the vitriolic spewing going on,
I have to believe Mr. Howe is right.
His method worked for us.
I don't know if it would have been quite
as effective if we had tried another method first.
Florence
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----- Original Message -----
From: "nicole" <To: "Jerald D. Howe">
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 10:46 AM
Subject: Off to a good start!
Hi Jerald, Just wanted to tell you we read
your manual and have started working with
the dogs...
"Chloe" (the one we adopted--a. k. a.
"The Destroyer") has already shown
great improvement! (In Just 1 DAY!)
She responds even better than our other
(better-behaved) dog "Poe".
We tried out the surrogate toy technique, and
not a thing was touched when we got back!
We were both surprised because Chloe isn't
that interested in toys and was still very uptight
about us reaching for the door... anyway, it
seemed to work.
We both work all day today so we'll see
how that goes... Regardless, we will be
cool as cukes when we get home! ;)
I'm just so thankful we might have a chance
to get through to her! We're very excited about
her progress thus far...
Thank You!
Nicole, Michael, Poe and especially Chloe!
__________________________________
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jeff & Di"
To: "The Puppy Wizard"
Sent: Saturday, June 05, 2004 8:08 AM
Subject: Re: help, with the At Wits End training manual
HOWEDY Diana,
> Hi Jerry,
> Thanks very much for the prompt reply.
> I'm just writing to let you know that I've
> had some wonderful progress with Molly.
Of curse!
> I took her up to the school in the car when
> I was picking up my daughter. My husband
> went to get our daughter while I stayed in
> the car with Molly. It was a quick trip so I
> wasn't expecting any car sickness, but I
> thought it would be a great opportunity to
> work on her fear of people approaching the
> car.
> When we pulled up, there were already a lot
> of people and kids milling around, and as I
> haven't explained the AWETM to my husband
> of course he was yelling at Molly to shut up
> and sit down.
That'll increase anxiHOWESNESS.
> As you can imagine this didn't help.
> Once he was gone I simply told Molly she
> was good, she growled a few times at people
> and I said "thanks Molly I see them too, they're
> ok" then I asked her to find her ball which was
> in the back.
I wouldn't recommend offering a physical
distraction for two reasons. 1) she's likely
to become dependent on putting something
in her MHOWETH when she's stressed and
2) it may disavail you of successive training
opportunities necessary to extinguish the behavior.
> She loves her ball so was keen to do that and
> didn't notice what was by now a big crowd of
> parents and kids passing the car.
See, we really do want her to notice, so
we can briefly and variably distract and
praise to extinguish the behavior.
> I kept up with the "good girl" and "where's
> your ball" soon she was sitting watching
> the people walk past and offering them
> her ball to throw, not that they noticed her.
Well, it worked well for you this time. Don't
use the ball again the next time, just follow
the praise techniques.
> But it was lovely to see her so relaxed.
INDEEDY. That's the bottom line for successful
nearly instant training. That's why bribing and
withholding bribes fails, cause anxiety increases
as we withhold the reward to elicit the behavior.
> Just to add, I was sitting in the front and she
> was in the back of the wagon, so this was all
> verbal praise and distraction with no touching
> or patting.
Right. Physical contact distracts the dog from
thinking and processing the information.
> Jerry it is so hard not to yell at the dog when
> you are frustrated and want it to behave immediately,
Yeah. It only takes a few minutes to appupriately
extinguish any behavior, but you've got to know HOWE.
> but as you have said it really gets you
> nowhere in the long run.
"Reinforcement NEVER ends."
That's HOWE COME when we train dogs using
non physical methods the behavior is not dependent
on HOWER ability to reinforce manage supervise
bribe and avoid... IOW, we've HOWEtwitted the
cunning of the domestic puppy dog by tempting
the dog to do the undesirable behavior and distracting
and praising before the thought is fulfilled till
it's no longer thought of as a useful behavior.
> I would never of had these great results
> with Molly without your help, as we really
> were stuck in the "yelling at the dog" rut.
Just wait till you apply my methods to your kids.
My methods have rehabilitated severe hyperactive
kids as fast and permanent as the dogs I've heelped.
> I have to work on getting my husband to read
> your manual now, by the way an At Wits End
> Husband Training Manual would be helpful too,
> haha.
Not a chance in heel. If Mrs. Puppy Wizard
discovered it I'd be wearin an apron and workin
insetead of settin right here, stark ravin nekkid,
wearin nuthin but these gawd awful paper slippers.
> Thankyou so much for providing this info for free.
My pleasure. Consider it my vindictive nature...
> I was looking at dog training books in the shops
> today and they are so expensive !! (around $30
> to $40 in Australia) Not that I need them now, but
> I like to browse the dog and pet sections from
> time to time.
Makes The Amazing Puppy Wizard grind HIS teeth...
> You might like think about publishing a book
> one day, I think it would be received very well
> by the general public and reach those without
> internet access.
I probably should do sumpthin. The dog lovers
on the news groups ain't interested in training
their dogs, they seem to enjoy discussing behavior
problems and the training tools they used to cause
them.
> I was going to copy my last letter onto the news
> groups but see that you have already done so.
Yeah, but a lot of folks don't like to read my posts
cause HOWER dog lovers like to tell foks they're
forgeries.
> Feel free to quote this letter too if it helps.
Thank you, but I really wish you'll repost them
cause it'll be more believable coming from you.
These folks think it should take weeks and
months to rehabiliatate behavior problems.
They think they're successful if they've
rehabilitated an aggresson problem after a
year or longer working at it.
> It's unfortunate that the newsgroups are cluttered
> with rubbish, as It would be nice to discuss dogs
>from time to time with other dog lovers.
That ain't gonna happen cause decent folks
don't post there. Every WON is interested
in saving dogs lives by hurting them as a last
resort when forcing avoiding and bribing didn't work.
> cheers,
LikeWIZE.
> Dianna
Yours, Jerry.
----- Original Message -----
From: "LEE " <>
To: <ThePuppyWiz...@EarthLink.Net>
Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 6:11 AM
Subject: Wits end training in England
HOWEDY Lee,
> Hi,
> I have stumbled across your training method on the internet
EXCELLENT!
Nuthin happens by accident or coincidence.
> and I am pleased to say, one part of it has worked
> already after only 3 days of training.
Wonderful! Please follow the method entirely and
PRECISELY. It NEVER FAILS, but it's very unforgiving
of mistakes and doesn't play well with other methods.
> I own two boxers, one of which is a rescue dog who
> sufferred from 'seperation anxiety'
SA usually takes no more than WON day or two, to break.
> and would constantly chew his bedding in his crate
> when in the house alone. After only 2 sessions of
> praising his favourite nylon bone and leaving it in
> front of the crate before leaving, the behaviour is gone!
> Lee.
HOWETSTANDING!
From: Mike (m.bidd...@ns.sympatico.ca)
Subject: Re: Info. on the puppy wizard?
Date: 2004-07-15 12:28:54 PST
Alan,
The puppy wizard calls it as he sees it.
He isn't PC and that pisses people off.
The fact is that I have used his FREE
methods and they DO in fact work.
What a crock of shit relating his methods
to a science experiment.
Yes, the man is a cross posting menace
and has proly smoked too many batts in
his day but he has the canine species best
interest at heart and doesn't profit from his
point of view.
He is a selfless advocate for dogs and
that's enough for me to respect the man
no matter how controversial he gets.
Oh, and did I mention his methods work, ya nuff said.
Mike
From: Mike (m.bidd...@ns.sympatico.ca)
Subject: Re: Info. on the puppy wizard?
Date: 2004-07-18 14:27:02 PST
> > Oh, and did I mention his methods work, ya nuff said.
> > Mike
> Ok Mike which part worked for you?
It helped clear problems from my dogs in the
field using the can penny distraction technique.
Works like a charm. My dogs get distracted easy
from their jobs ie, retrieving or training to find lost
people, oh did I mention that I am a Search and
Rescue Team Leader.
Sorry that slipped my mind.
I have read volumes of training books and don't
know where people get that Jerry copied others
work as I have NEVER come across his methods
before. I would like to see proof.
Just like Jerry outlined I eliminated problems one
at at time as they arose. I used to try and train to
the way I wanted them but this is backward, you
train out the problems leaving what you want left
over.
Funny part is the second dog who had the same
problems as the other didn't need correcting for
some of his habits after I cleared it from the first
dog. Seemed he learned through osmosis.
Nice side benefit there.
It nearly came to giving them up to a 3rd party
trainer as they were not performing well. The
VAST majority of working dog trainers are
agressive in their actions with the dogs.
I tried it and it didn't work and guess what?
I was at my "Whits End" then someone I
knew turned me onto Jerry and the rest is history.
I referred friends and families to Jerry's manual
and all have had great results. Starting puppies
out on the distraction technique is especially
good because they never develop the habit.
I had my sisters dog healing, sitting and down
stay reliably at 8-9 weeks.
The first night home following Jerrys advice
we ditched the crate and put the pup on the
floor beside the bed and after 2 whimpers
NOT A SOUND OUT OF THAT DOG FOR
6 HRS! first night, that has never happened
in all my days.
Sorry, the man understands dogs its that simple.
Mike
The Puppy Wizard sez:
"A dog is a dog as a child is a child. They only
respond in PREDICTABLE NORMAL NATURAL
INNATE INSTINCTIVE REFLEXIVE ways to
situations and circumstances of their environment
which we create for them.
ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS ARE CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.
Damn The Descartean War of "Nature Vs Nurture."
We Teach By HOWER Words And Actions
And GET BACK What We TAUGHT.
In The Problem Animal Behavior BUSINESS
FAILURE MEANS DEATH.
SAME SAME SAME SAME,
For The Problem Child Behavior BUSINESS.
Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI, marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation," dermer:
"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.
First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.
How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.
**********IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?************
When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).
"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works," marshall
dermer, research professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at
UofWI. For MOORE animal abuse, please visit dr p.
BWAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
That's INSANE. Ain't it.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~ } >
P.S. Contacting Dr. P:
Please note that due to the large number of
requests I receive, I can no longer give free,
personal advice on problems related to dog
training and behavior.
In order for me to give such advice we would
have to "talk" about the problem at length.
That is, I would need detailed information about
the dog, it's environment and routine, the problem,
and the situation in which the problem occurs.
Thus, this type of consultation takes time which
I cannot afford to give away for free.
If you wish such advice, please see the information
I have provided about my K9 Behavioral Consulting
practice. Another alternative to obtaining personal
advice is to participate in e-mail, chat room, &
newsgroup discussions.
P.P.S. BWEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
YOU'RE FRAUDS, drs p. and dermer!
Either DEFEND your LIES, ABUSE And
Degrees or get the heel HOWETA THIS
BUSINESS.
"If you talk with the animals, they will talk with you
and you will know each other.
If you do not talk to them, you will not know them,
and what you do not know you will fear.
What one fears, one destroys."
Chief Dan George
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{}TPW ; ~ } >
"(Also, it is best to killfile posts from the
few regulars here who are either ill-
tempered, ill-mannered, or just plain ill.),"
--Marshall
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Marshall Dermer" <der...@csd.uwm.edu>
> To: "The Puppy Wizard"
> <ThePuppyWiz...@earthlink.net> Sent: Friday, July
> 23, 2004 2:53 PM Subject: God Bless The Puppy Wizard
> Dear Mr. Puppy Wizard,
> I have, of late, come to recognize your genius
> and now must applaud your attempts to save
> animals from painful training procedures.
> You are indeed a hero, a man of exceptional talent,
> who tirelessly devotes his days to crafting posts to
> alert the world to animal abuse.
> We are lucky to have you, and more people should
> come to their senses and support your valuable
> work.
> Have you thought of establishing a nonprofit
> charity to fund your important work?
> Have you thought about holding a press conference
> so others can learn of your highly worthwhile
> and significant work?
> In closing, my only suggestion is that you
> try to keep your messages short for most
> readers may refuse to read a long message
> even if it is from the wise, heroic Puppy Wizard.
> I wish you well in your endeavors.
> --Marshall Dermer
> --Marshall Dermer
> Marshall Dermer/Associate Professor/
> Behavior Analysis Specialty/Department
> of Psychology/University of Wisconsin-
> Milwaukee/Milwaukee,WI 53201
> der...@uwm.edu http://www.uwm.edu/~dermer
--------------------------------------
All truth passes through three stages.
First, it is ridiculed.
Second, it is violently opposed.
Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
-Arthur Schopenhauer
"Thank you for fighting the fine fight--
even tho it's a hopeless task,
in this system of things.
As long as man is ruling man,
there will be animals (and humans!)
abused and neglected. :-(
Your student," Juanita.
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts
and minds will follow,"
John Wayne.
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >
GOT MILK?
YourDog...@hushmail.com
Marshall Dermer wrote:
> In article <1112638257.7...@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>
"webzila" <aero...@yahoo.com> writes:
>
> >Trust me...It is the only way.
WE know THAT AIN'T TRUE, don't we, professor SCRUFF SHAKE.
The OP has NOT TRIED EVERY THING, has he, professor.
> > This dog is smart.
A dog is a dog. HOWER dog lovers don't possess the INTELLECT
to HOWEtwit the cunning of the domestic puppy dog, as we'll
SEE in your own post, professor SCRUFF SHAKE:
> >In the past I had some heart worm medicine that comes in the form of
a
> >pill that you have to open and it has the powder inside. I tried
> >putting that into the dogs dry food and wet food and that didnt
work.
> >Somehow he knows and he refuses to eat that food ... even if he is
> >hungry.
Yeah. That was made for dogs who won't take pills by hand
on accHOWENT of they DON'T TRUST their ABUSERS, professor.
> Well, why not just keep on not feeding him until he consumes the
antibiotic?
On accHOWENT of SOME dogs will DIE pryor to eatin STUFF
you're TRYING to FORCE on them. The EZiest way to TEACH
any dog to TAKE SUMPTHIN is to TELL HIM HE CAN'T HAVE IT.
Ask anyWON who's had their dogs operated on for eatin garbage,
like janet boss or diddler or stan the man or gary g, for EXXXAMPLE.
> >I have also tried wrapping the pills in various things...putting
> >various toppings on the pill...he wont even put it into his mouth.
The PROBLEM is the dog DON'T TRUST his ABUSER, professor.
PERHAPS he needs to do the N.I.L.I.F. program, eh professor?
> >I have tried sticking the pill deep into some foods like bread...the
> >dog would sometimes take it...eat the bread and then spit out the
pill.
Duh-Oh?
> >What else is there to do?
He MIGHT consider TRAININ his dog to TRUST him, eh professor SCRUFF
SHAKE?
> >I hate force feeding the pills but nothing
> >else works.
IN FACT, force feedin AIN'T WORKIN EITHER, or the OP wouldn't
be POSTIN abHOWET the PROBLEM of FORCE FEEDIN his dog pills.
AIN'T THAT CORRECT, professor SCRUFF SHAKE.
> > Now I am also concerned about the dog biting with anger.
Well, we FINALY FHOWEND the PROBLEM, eh professor SCRUFF SHAKE?
> Here is a relevant behavior.
ALL behaviors are THE SAME SAME SAME SAME, professor SCRUFF SHAKE.
> If I give my dog one of his liver-flavored vitamins by hand,
> he most usually refuses to eat it.
On accHOWENT of your dog don't TRUST you, professor SCRUFF SHAKE.
> But if I drop it on the floor he will immediately eat it.
INDEEDY, on accHOWENT of he got to STEAL IT pryor to you stealin it.
> Go figure!
You've DEMONSTRATED the FORBIDDEN FRUIT SYNDROME,
professor SCRUFF SHAKE.
> --Marshall
Here's MOORE of your IDIOCY, professor SCRUFF SHAKE:
Marshall Dermer wrote:
> In article
<6156bbffc0ab138f...@localhost.talkaboutpets.com>
"dollymarie" <dollym...@yahoo.com> writes:
> >I end up wrapping/stuffing the tablet in a piece of meat or cheese.
Wait
> >till he/she is hungry, then make a bit of a game out of it.
> >Ive got my dog thinking we're playing catch the piece of cheese
before it
> >hits the ground. I throw a few pieces towards him that dont have
the
> >tablet in, then when he's enjoying it, give him the one with the
tablet
> >in, make sure its well disguised so it gets down his throat before
he
> >realises what you have done.
>
> Great idea Dollymaire!!!
INDEED?
You think disguising pills in food is WIZE, professor?
You think the OP CAN'T give his dog medication on
accHOWENT of he DON'T LIKE the TREATS he disguises
his pills in? Or MIGHT you suppHOWES the DOG IS AFRAID
to let his owner put his hand in his MHOWETH to pill him?
> --Marshall
The PROBLEM AIN'T the food the pill is disguised in, professor SCRUFF
SHAKE.
The PROBLEM is the dog DON'T TRUST HIS ABUSER to give it ot him,
professor.
Of curse, the ALTERNATIVE would be to alphalpha roll and
scruff shake the dog to teach IT to RESPECT his abuser
like HOWE you done your own DEATHLY ILL little dog Maxie
The Magnificent FuriHOWESLY Obsessive Compulsive Masturbator:
The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME:
The Puppy Wizard's FREE TEN STEP
DIAGNOSTIC / REHABILITATION PROGRAM
HOWEDY professor "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
'NO!' into ITS face for 5 seconds and lock IT in a box
for ten minutes contemplation" dermer, research
professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI,
"Marshall Dermer" <der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu> wrote in message
news:be06ls$j6i$1...@uwm.edu...
> Max has a new problem:
> Max is our 5.5 yr old, neutered Havanese with a
> history of acute gastritis.
The Puppy Wizard believes your dog's health problems
are the physical manifestation of emotional distress.
> Max is fed four times daily for otherwise he vomits.
Ever consider it's your dysfunctional method of intimidating,
punishing, forcing control, and mishandling him thru your
preferred lunacy of duminance, intimidation, forced restraint,
and your SCRUFF SHAKE???
Your dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator has OCMD
(obsessive compulsive masturbatory disorder), a dissasociative
anxiety relief mechanism. It's his ONLY defense mechanism,
bein as small as he is. The Puppy Wizard's GIANT breed dogs
would simply SCRUFF SHAKE YOU, and BE DONE with their
ANXIETY, as YOU DO HIM.
> Max has had calcium oxalate uroliths removed about 9
> months ago and now exclusively eats Hills Canine U/D,
> plus rice cakes as treats.
INDEED. Bribing and withholding treats increases anxiety,
which is restimulated every time the "command" he's been "taught"
using withholding of bribes is requested, even many
years into the future.
> Max has had a history of "attacks" that occur about every
> 30 days.
Your little dog Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator
has his DAILY ATTACKS of ANXIETY on any day
you fail to expiate his ANXIETY thru five miles of
bicycle chasing.
IS THAT NOT SO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?
> Four attacks so far. He vomits, refuses food (but
> not water), and then either becomes lethargic or
> moves from position to position.
SHOWENDS like the same same same same
symptoms CHILDREN manifest, who DON'T
WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.
> He often also develops a fever.
HOWE HIGH is his fever? The Puppy Wizard KNOWS
physical symptoms such as "idiopathic epilepsy" seizures,
"undiagnosed" intestinal and digestive disorders, ALL OCD
behaviors, endocrine malfunctions, and other PSYCHOSOMATIC
disorders can and USUALLY ARE, CAUSED BY STRESS.
> The attack two days ago went as follows:
> 1. He vomited at about 5:30 AM with nothing much in the vomit.
> 2. At about 9 AM I fed him a little rice ground chicken and
> he vomited this.
> 3. By 8 PM his temp was 102.5.
NORMAL temps are 101.5 - 102. THAT SUGGESTS to The
Puppy Wizard that Maxie The Magnificent Masturbator's
"FEVER" is PSYCHOSOMATIC, a result of non physical
STRESS, as in the "Spike & Squirt" phenomena described
in McProtection Training.
> 4. By 10 PM he was hot to the touch, panting, and moving from
> one position to another. He remained in a given position
> for only a few minutes.
Like HOWE a kid who's trying to get HOWET
of goin to school today...
> 5. By 3 PM the fever broke and he was resting comfortably.
Like HOWE a kid who's SUCCEEDED at gettin
HOWETA school today.
> 6. The following day he was returning to his normal behavior.
Like HOWE a kid who's SATISFIED at having
got HOWETA schoolYESTERDAY.
> 7. Two days, post attack, he is normal though he has loose,
> orange stool. This has cleared up with time.
These symptoms are COMMON, professor.
The Puppy Wizard has SEEN EVIDENCE in the
DEAD DOGS who've HAD NO SYMPTOMS while
boarded at The Puppy Wizard's kennels PRYOR
to being MISDIAGNOSED by "THE BEST" VETERINARY SPECIALISTS.
SAME SAME as HOWER friend melanie chang has SEEN
with her dog Solo, while she was on vacation and Solo had
the BLISS of a NORMAL kennel ENVIRONMENT.
> AFTER these attacks we have brought Max to the vet.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> An x-ray revealed nothing.
Well, it IS fortunate for the VET that you're able to afford
such luxury on a professor's salary.
> A month ago, a sonogram was conducted and his blood
> was tested for one of the pancreatic enzymes (perhaps
> amalayse). The enzyme test was negative.
Well, as time endures and you continue to MISHANDLE him,
the physical symptoms will likely continue to exacerbate,
PROFESSOR. You'll get your "medical" findings, bye and bye,
no dHOWET.
> On reading the sonograms, a veterinary radiologist was not
> concerned about the sludge in Max's gall bladder but was
> concerned that the pancreas had a "hot spot" and that the
> walls of Max's stomach were thickened.
The CONSTANT intermittent STRESS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING will break
DHOWEN ANY organism.
> The radiologist recommended biopsies of the stomach
> wall and pancreas.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> One month ago, when the sonogram was taken my vet
> was reluctant to perform the biopsies. He recommended
> putting Max on Pepcid AC daily.
PERHAPS your vet "KNOWS" sumpthin The Puppy
Wizard KNOWS, professor?
> So that is what we did. About 2.5 gm every 8 hrs. Despite
> the Pepcid AC Max had an attack two days ago.
PRECISELY. You cannot expect ANYTHING to override the
constant restimulation of STRESS produced by INTIMIDATION.
> Now my vet is suggesting exploratory surgery.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> I've contacted Max's breeder for his parents produced about
> a dozen puppies. The breeder is not aware of such a problem
> with the other offspring.
These and other OCD related behaviors can be
duplicated EZ, professor.
> My wife is reluctant to have the exploratory surgery
> performed. I guess she wants to wait and see if
> Max has another attack. (I feel so sorry for Max
> as he endures these attacks.)
DO YOU NHOWE?
> Another approach is to bring Max in for a sonogram
> and additional diagnostic work WHEN HE IS ACCUTE.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> I talked to the local emergency veterinary clinic and a
> doctor said that this is possible and it would be desirable
> for the clinic to have Max's records so that the clinic does
> not repeat tests.
A WIZE idea, professor.
> My own thought, if my wife would agree, is to
> have exploratory surgery about two weeks after
> an attack.
KERCHING! KERCHING! KERCHING!
> Any other options or thoughts?
INDEED, professor SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM 'NO!' into
ITS face and lock IT in a box for ten minutes reflection," dermer.
First and ONLY WON question is, DO YOU CRATE Maxie The
Magnificent Masturbator? That could be the primary cause of
his STRESS, as at the age of 5 years, he's unlikely to have
any behavior problems which you have not SCRUFF SHAKEN
HOWETA HIM.
Crating RESTIMULATES and REINFORCES phobias, professor.
You'll see EVIDENCE of THAT in Crystal Arcidy's reports on her
FREE WWW Wits' End Trained dog Starr. See "Starry's Scary Night."
The Puppy Wizard has a recommendation and an option which
MIGHT resolve ALL HOWER problems, professor. The reason
the suggestion is modified by MIGHT is, on accHOWEnt of The
Puppy Wizard cannot control the environment if HE'S not there
to SUPERVISE implementation of the TECHNIQUES HE offers
you today.
Here's HOWE to CURE Maxie's OCD behavior's
and life threatening physical health dilemmas:
First, STUDY your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's
FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual.
Second, CALL The Puppy Wizard with all members of Maxie's
immediate family so we're ALL on the same page and NOBODY
will CONFLICT with or STRESS him in ANY WAY.
Third, STOP all BRIBES, CORRECTIONS, INTIMIDATION, CRATING and
discontinue excessive physical exercise to
expiate his anxiety. We WANT his behavior problems to
manifest SO WE CAN EXTINGUISH THEM.
Fourth, The Puppy Wizard will LOAN you for FREE,
HIS "AMAZING, MIRACULHOWES, INCREDIBLE"
MAGNIFICENT Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will And
A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo Or Two Did Too)
Machine, and YOU will AGREE to FOLLOW HIS
INSTRUCTIONS.
Fifth, you or any family member will call The Puppy
Wizard IMMEDIATELY and relate details and ask
advice for appupriately controlling EACH and
EVERY instance of Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's inappropriate puppy behavior problems,
instead of tellin him "NO!" or otherWIZE negatively
interacting with him.
Sixth, you and each member of your immediate family
pack will work five minutes every other day learning
HOWE to expiate your dog Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator's anxiety thru the MAGICK of The Puppy
Wizard's Four Step Heeling Pattern Exercise as articulated
in your FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual, to TEACH Maxie
there is NOTHING TO FEAR in MAKING MISTAKES.
Seventh, at the end of thirty days, you will report HOWER
findings to your veterinary, the head of your university
department of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM, and to the Whole
Wild World...
Eighth, IN RETURN, you will have your dog Maxie The
FORMER Magnificent Masturbator returned to EXCELLENT
health, and The Puppy Wizard agrees to FORGIVE and
FORGET ALL PAST INDISCRETIONS and SUBVERSIVE
activities you've committed against The Puppy Wizard and
all mankind...
Ninth, you will serve as EMISSARY and sever
as EXPERT WITNESS for The Puppy Wizard
and ENDORSE HIS METHODS and MACHINE
as the WON true way to CURE ALL animal and
child behavior problems and bring PEACE,
HEALTH, and PROSPERITY to the Whole Wild
World.
Tenth, IF YOU FAIL to succeed after your thirty day
EXPERIMENT, you'll agree to ship Maxie The Magnificent
Masturbator TO The Puppy Wizard at HIS EXPENSE,
for a two week stay FOR FREE, to PERFORM THE
MAGICK HISSELF.
> Thanks,
It don't get no goddamned better than THAT, professor.
> --Marshall
Thank you,
Jerry Howe,
Director of Research,
BIOSOUND Scientific
Director of Training,
Wits' End Dog Training
1611 24th St
Orlando, FL 32805
Phone: 1-407-425-5092
The Puppy Wizard. <}TPW ; ~ ) >
ANY QUESTIONS, DUMMIES?
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