Dick Pic Gate

[Technobarbarian]

It appears that Hunter Biden's dick pics have become a national
emergency.

"Trump's call to suspend Constitution not a 2024 deal-breaker, leading
House Republican says

Still, Rep. Dave Joyce said on "This Week" that Trump's idea was "fantasy.""

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/leading-house-republican-trumps-call-suspend-constitution-2024/story?id=94397805

"No, You Do Not Have a Constitutional Right to Post Hunter Biden’s Dick
Pic on Twitter

Elon Musk and Matt Taibbi’s First Amendment follies."

While normal humans who denied Republicans their red wave were enjoying
an epic sports weekend, an insular community of MAGA activists and
online contrarians led by the world’s richest man (for now) were getting
riled up about a cache of leaked emails revealing that the former actor
James Woods and Chinese troll accounts were not allowed to post
ill-gotten photos of Hunter Biden’s hog on a private company’s
microblogging platform 25 months ago.

Now if you are one of the normals—someone who would never think about
posting another person’s penis on your social media account; has no
desire to see politicians’ kids’ penises when scrolling social media;
doesn’t understand why there are other people out there who care one way
or another about the moderation policies surrounding stolen penis
photos; or can’t even figure out what it is that I’m talking about—then
this might seem like a gratuitous matter for an article. Sadly, it is not.

Because among Republican members of Congress, leading conservative media
commentators, contrarian substackers, conservative tech bros, and
friends of Donald Trump, the ability to post Hunter Biden’s cock shots
on Twitter is the number-one issue in America this weekend. They believe
that if they are not allowed to post porno, our constitutional republic
may be in jeopardy.

I truly, truly wish I were joking.

Here’s a synopsis for the blessedly uninitiated:"
[snip]

https://www.thebulwark.com/no-you-do-not-have-a-constitutional-right-to-post-hunter-bidens-dick-pic-on-twitter/

Here's the cherry on top--for now. I expect this story to just get
better and better as the Republicans work their way through the various
stages of grief.

"Hunter Biden laptop repairman peddling 'fresh clean copies of the
drive' to 'bent' FBI
Story by David Edwards • 4h ago

Computer repairman John Paul Mac Isaac said on Sunday that he is
prepared to provide "fresh clean copies" of Hunter Biden's hard drive to
the FBI even though the department is "bent.""

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/hunter-biden-laptop-repairman-peddling-fresh-clean-copies-of-the-drive-to-bent-fbi/ar-AA14TmxQ?li=BBnb7Kz

It looks like that guy knows a thing or two about bent, from
personal experience.

TB