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nada

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Jul 8, 2009, 10:27:13 PM7/8/09
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The Hamster

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Jul 9, 2009, 10:46:39 AM7/9/09
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On Jul 8, 10:27 pm, nada <@wild.il> wrote:

> http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/07/08/urine-power.html

Damn... so someone like bill horne could replace a nuclear power
plant...

David "The Hamster" Malone

bill horne

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Jul 9, 2009, 12:25:54 PM7/9/09
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Hey. There's an erroneous assumption buried in there.

--
bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

The Hamster

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Jul 9, 2009, 12:47:33 PM7/9/09
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On Jul 9, 12:25 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> Hey. There's an erroneous assumption buried in there.

I agree... they shouldn't really be able to call it a 'clean energy
source'...

David "The Hamster" Malone

bill horne

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Jul 9, 2009, 12:51:17 PM7/9/09
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Erroneous erroneous assumption.

Lone Haranguer

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Jul 9, 2009, 12:51:31 PM7/9/09
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Save your milk bottles. Nothing worse than pissing away a valuable
commodity.
LZ

The Hamster

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Jul 9, 2009, 1:09:21 PM7/9/09
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On Jul 9, 12:51 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> Erroneous erroneous assumption.

Erroneous, Erroneous... wherefore art thou, Erroneous?

Um... are you trying to tell me you've given up drinking (or peeing)?
Surely not...

David "The puzzled Hamster" Malone

bill horne

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Jul 9, 2009, 1:17:53 PM7/9/09
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The Hamster wrote:
> On Jul 9, 12:51 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:
>
>> Erroneous erroneous assumption.
>
> Erroneous, Erroneous... wherefore art thou, Erroneous?
>
> Um... are you trying to tell me you've given up drinking (or peeing)?
> Surely not...

Surely not, but I don't drink/piss enough to replace a bag of
fertilizer - much less a nuke plant.

The Hamster

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Jul 9, 2009, 1:26:59 PM7/9/09
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On Jul 9, 1:17 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> Surely not, but I don't drink/piss enough to replace a bag of
> fertilizer - much less a nuke plant.

Well, I know that... I was hyperboling a wee bit for the sake of
effect.

But surely you would likely be able to travel further at 8 over than
RORTers who don't drink beer..?

David "The Shirley Hamster" Malone

bill horne

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Jul 9, 2009, 1:41:21 PM7/9/09
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The Hamster wrote:
> On Jul 9, 1:17 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:
>
>> Surely not, but I don't drink/piss enough to replace a bag of
>> fertilizer - much less a nuke plant.
>
> Well, I know that... I was hyperboling a wee bit for the sake of
> effect.

Well, stop boling at me - I'm not a damtenpin.

> But surely you would likely be able to travel further at 8 over than
> RORTers who don't drink beer..?

Surely I can - but it's because I have to stop and piss less
frequently - not more.

How many RORTers do you know who can/could drive 1550 miles in less
than 24 hours - including stopping to grill a dog and have a Dog?

The Hamster

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Jul 9, 2009, 1:51:33 PM7/9/09
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On Jul 9, 1:41 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> Well, stop boling at me - I'm not a damtenpin.

I'm going 5-pin boling this Saturday.

> > But surely you would likely be able to travel further at 8 over than
> > RORTers who don't drink beer..?
>
> Surely I can - but it's because I have to stop and piss less
> frequently - not more.

You're missing the point - your urine gets converted to fuel, so the
more frequently you pee the further you can travel...

David "The Hamster" Malone

bill horne

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Jul 9, 2009, 2:19:31 PM7/9/09
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I'm not missing the point. Nobody's urine is getting converted to
fuel, so the less you piss, the farther you go.

Not only do you hamsters halfass bole, you also fatten up on pie in
the sky.

The Hamster

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Jul 9, 2009, 2:23:13 PM7/9/09
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On Jul 9, 2:19 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> I'm not missing the point. Nobody's urine is getting converted to
> fuel, so the less you piss, the farther you go.

I quote (from the article) "Urine-powered cars". Urine deep trouble
here...

> Not only do you hamsters halfass bole, you also fatten up on pie in
> the sky.

Damn.... so that's why I'm putting on weight again.

David "The Hamster" Malone

bill horne

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Jul 9, 2009, 2:38:53 PM7/9/09
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The Hamster wrote:
> On Jul 9, 2:19 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:
>
>> I'm not missing the point. Nobody's urine is getting converted to
>> fuel, so the less you piss, the farther you go.
>
> I quote (from the article) "Urine-powered cars". Urine deep trouble
> here...

There are none.

>> Not only do you hamsters halfass bole, you also fatten up on pie in
>> the sky.
>
> Damn.... so that's why I'm putting on weight again.

Probably.

The Hamster

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Jul 9, 2009, 2:44:26 PM7/9/09
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On Jul 9, 2:38 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> There are none.

Not currently but just wait 6 months. Come on.... admit it - you
didn't read the damnarticle...

David "The Hamster" Malone

matt_colie

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Jul 9, 2009, 8:08:27 PM7/9/09
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Why Not???
Urine is sterile.
Matt

bill horne

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Jul 9, 2009, 11:46:16 PM7/9/09
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The Hamster wrote:
> On Jul 9, 2:38 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:
>
>> There are none.
>
> Not currently but just wait 6 months. Come on.... admit it - you
> didn't read the damnarticle...

I did read the damarticle. It'll be years - if even then - before any
RORTers have one. And many of us will be dead, and in no condition to
piss.

nada

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Jul 9, 2009, 11:56:41 PM7/9/09
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bill horne wrote:
> The Hamster wrote:
>> On Jul 9, 2:38 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:
>>
>>> There are none.
>>
>> Not currently but just wait 6 months. Come on.... admit it - you
>> didn't read the damnarticle...
>
> I did read the damarticle. It'll be years - if even then - before any
> RORTers have one. And many of us will be dead, and in no condition to piss.
>
As LZ suggested don't let those jugs go to waste. You could store it for
the children's inheritance. I don't think it would spoil

The Hamster

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Jul 10, 2009, 9:20:12 AM7/10/09
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On Jul 9, 8:08 pm, matt_colie <m...@charter.net> wrote:

> Why Not???
> Urine is sterile.

That's a myth... YCLIU...

David "The Hamster" Malone

The Hamster

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Jul 10, 2009, 9:28:51 AM7/10/09
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On Jul 9, 11:46 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> I did read the damarticle. It'll be years - if even then - before any
> RORTers have one. And many of us will be dead, and in no condition to
> piss.

We know that, of course. I was just practicing my hyperbolic
hypotheticalism...

David "The Hamster" Malone

bill horne

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Jul 10, 2009, 1:04:39 PM7/10/09
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damn. I asked you not to bole at me, and all you can do is vacillate
between too much and too little.

The Hamster

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Jul 10, 2009, 1:21:23 PM7/10/09
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On Jul 10, 1:04 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> damn. I asked you not to bole at me, and all you can do is vacillate
> between too much and too little.

I promise not to get hyper and bole at you for a few days - I'm going
up to the trailer until next Wednesday.

Incidentally - about the vacillation thing - I have had all my shots.
Ask the Vet...

David "The Hamster" Malone

Max

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Jul 10, 2009, 1:33:31 PM7/10/09
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"The Hamster" <mal...@ca.ibm.com> wrote in message
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>David "The Hamster" Malone

I try to go on a vacillation every summer.
Whether we leave home or not.

Max

bill horne

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Jul 10, 2009, 1:39:15 PM7/10/09
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"or not" is a staycation.

Max

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Jul 10, 2009, 3:38:29 PM7/10/09
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"bill horne" <red...@rye.net> wrote
> Max wrote:

>> I try to go on a vacillation every summer.
>> Whether we leave home or not.
>>
>> Max
>
> "or not" is a staycation.
>
> --
> bill
> Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

Yabbut it's a vacillating staycation.

Max

bill horne

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Jul 10, 2009, 3:58:32 PM7/10/09
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It'll have to be a small vacil, or it won't be a stay.

Max

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Jul 11, 2009, 12:02:04 AM7/11/09
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"bill horne" <red...@rye.net> wrote in message
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If I vacil too long a vacation will end up being a staycation.

Max

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