OT (Joke): Alabama Roadblock

[Michael Daymude]

> "Alabama Roadblock"
>
> Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of
bottles of
Bud.
> The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead, Earl, it's a
po-lice
> roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
>
> "Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin'
> these beers, peel off the labels, stick them on our foreheads, and
throw
the
> bottles under the seat."
>
> "What fer?" asked Bubba.
>
> "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl.
>
> They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and

each put
> a label on his forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff

said,
> "You boys been drinkin'?"
>
> "No, sir", Earl said. "We're on the patch."
>

[Bob Thomas]

Michael Daymude <attor...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:39541779...@earthlink.net...
> > "Alabama Roadblock"
Here in New Mexico we tell stories about Espanola low riders. The latest I
heard is that they have put speed bumps on both ends of town to keep the low
riders from leaving.

cheers

bob