RV Park HOOKERS... Myth or reality?
Fred Rogers
Recently, I've heard some talk of "ladies of the highway" and how roving
bands of hookers who once hung around at truck stops now congregiate in RV
parks looking to make a bit of gas money.
The reason for this, according to "Winnie" a comely lass I banged in my Jayco
5th wheel (thank God for that glide out!) RV'rs are considered to be a better
class of person, have fewer hemorroids, and generally superior endowment.
According to the guys I talked to at the Good Sam meeting, RV park hookers
are more common than one might expect... IF you know what your looking for.
On city streets, a woman in hot pants and fishnets leaning against a lamppost
is a red flag, The "come hither' display of RV Park Ho's is more subtle but
no less distinctive. A woman in polyester shorts and sandals bent over
empting a holding tank is considered to be an almost universal sign of a
"working girl". Certain double-entendre lines like "Could you please jump my
generator" are obvious to all but the most naive campers or Mormons.
As I usually travel alone, I'd love to hear any experences you've had with
these "Komfort Girls"
* How much can you expect to pay?
* Do you get a break on price if you "do business" in your RV rather than
hers?
* Is it proper form for the girl to "check you for chiggers" before "hitching
up?"
Actually, I've never seen anything posted on "gettin' some" in your RV. Come
on, be honest... how many of you lost your virginity the same way I (and a
number of neigborhood pets) did... in Dads 19 footer parked to the side of
the driveway! If only the Jenkins family knew what I was doing to their
precious little Denise in that "tin can on wheels" they talked about behind
Dad's back! As for youthful orgys, the owner's manual said it slept five...
but who the hell was sleeping? Bottom line... the more you make fun of the
neigbors ugly little travel trailor... the more likely your teenage daughter
has had sex in it! With the family video camera running!
Also, when choosing an RV purely from the standpoint of poontang, which type
ends up "on top?" I mean, hooker or not, there's something decidedly
unromantic about bending a broad over the sink in your Sero-Scotty to "check
the plumbing." In the cab-over bunk of a fifth wheels, for instance, forget
about any position except good 'ole missionary. What about those "pop up"
tent campers? Better hope you don't have a screamer on your hands!
Anyway, that's it for now... I look forward to your replies. Try to keep in
mind that this is primarily a "family" newsgroup and to do as I did in
addressing RV Hookers, sex and positrions and stuff.
Steve Hull
Not a hooker, but a funny story along the same lines:
Last year my step-son joined my wife & I for our annual Christmas
pilgrimage to the Keys. A few days later, his girlfriend joined us.
That night, they got the sofa-bed, we retired to the bedroom, closed
the door, and eventually went to sleep. We didn't know it at the
time, but one of our hydraulic jacks had sprung a leak, and was
gradually losing pressure. About midnight, we woke up to some intense
shaking, and there was a really loud bang, then the whole RV jumped.
I threw on some pants and ran forward to see what was going on. My
step-son & his girlfriend had been uh, re-acquainting themselves, and
their activities had proved too much for the leaky jack to sustain.
Eventually, the jack had become too weak to remain extended, and its
return spring had retracted the jack (hence the bang, er, one of them
anyway). Many red faces all around, but in the morning we all had a
good laugh.
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Linda
On 31 Mar 1998 10:05:35 GMT, mrob...@prodigy.com (Fred Rogers)
wrote:
You should be a comedy writer. This is TOO funny!
Will Rosenberry
On Tue, 31 Mar 1998 17:12:37 GMT, *remove*lin...@airmail.net (Linda)
wrote:
Not if it was YOUR daughter!
Teddybare
Fred:
Does your mother know you're posing as an adult and using dad's computer to
post messages? You know that computer is only for helping you with your
homework! You're a naughty boy!
dpe...@juno_nospam.com
Boy,
Some of you guys are staying in a LOT MORE INTERESTING RV parks than I am!
C.A.S.
Sky King wrote:
>
> I would like to take a few moments to tell you of the dangers of the
>
> RV park hookers. I was once one of them. Yes, your old buddy Sky
> used to be a hooker. Of course, I was not as fat as I am now. I also
> took better care of my personal hygine. I even used to wipe my ass
> after sex back then.
> The hookers I see now just don't like to do the things I did. They
> just want to get it over with. I always liked to get my guy off in
> style. I would wear my nicest frocks and even shave real close. I
> would put on falsies and really grease up good. UMMMMM!
>
> Sky
> -
> *******************************************************
Weren't you on Silly Jessey Raphael last week ??
On the "Queens of Manufactured Housing" segment " ???
Andy in Dallas
Test
from TV?????
>
>
>
>
Planet repo Young
..So...when I see those "retired"...mom and pop types crossing the
country in their RV's with no visable signs of income.....Im indeed
seeing the oldest profession on its migration route. The little square
dancer decal....the "good"..sam thingy...those are actually ways of
identifying who is a player?....Everyone works for "Sam"...who takes his
cut inturn for watching your back. The symbol of the halo....the burning
ring of fire. What a racket. Those old guys...all friendly...they are
just working the RV park...enlisting a few paying customers for the sweet
looking lady who washes the motorhome windows like she makes change.
Those little maps....territory. .... It all makes sense to me now..the
road savy pimping snowbirds, with hats and little dogs working the
travel shows like a carney.
PWOLF
Very funny. I got a good chuckle out of this one...
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In article <6fqf5f$2cvk$1...@newssvr03-int.news.prodigy.com>,
mrob...@prodigy.com (Fred Rogers) wrote:
>
> Recently, I've heard some talk of "ladies of the highway" and how roving
> bands of hookers who once hung around at truck stops now congregiate in RV
> parks looking to make a bit of gas money.
>
this will be her new career.
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Just domesticated.....
Erich Coiner
Steve Osborn wrote:
>
> I believe the trucker's call 'em.....Lot Lizards.
> Just domesticated.....
>
> C.A.S. wrote:
>
> Sky King wrote:
> >
> > I would like to take a few moments to tell you of the
> dangers of the
> >
> > RV park hookers.
I believe the President calls them Trailer Trash and he should know!
Erich
SNOWMAN629
>RV park hookers
>dangers of
well you will wake other campers up if you start your engine in the middle of
the night with Hooker headers :O)
Jeffrey Davey
It all depends on the type of campground you stay in. Join a well
recognized club, e.g. Good Sam, and these encounters can be avoided with
high confidence. In the 20+ years camping, I have never had an encounter,
and I don't want one. I tend to stay at the nicer campgrounds with high
ratings, it's worth the extra money per night. Security is better at the
better campgrounds.
Steve Osborn <sos...@webzone.net> wrote in article
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The Hepburn
In article <6gu4bt$g...@bgtnsc02.worldnet.att.net>, "Jeffrey Davey" <dav...@worldnet.att.net> writes:
> It all depends on the type of campground you stay in. Join a well
> recognized club, e.g. Good Sam, and these encounters can be avoided with
> high confidence. In the 20+ years camping, I have never had an encounter,
> and I don't want one. I tend to stay at the nicer campgrounds with high
> ratings, it's worth the extra money per night. Security is better at the
> better campgrounds.
>
The only time I've ever experienced something like this was last October,
when we took our son to Las Vegas for his 21st birthday. He wanted to
see Cirque de Soliel so we decided to stay at Treasure Island instead of
dragging the fifth wheel down. About 3:30 one morning the phone in the
room starts ringing. We're all asleep, and since our son was the closest
to the phone, he picked it up. After a quick conversation, he reported
that the call must have been from a hooker, because she asked him things
like what he was wearing, was he horny, did he want her to come up to the
room and help him get satisfaction, etc. After our initial shock over
being awakened for this wore off, we all had a good laugh!
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Tornvil
Does anyone have a list of the parks that accomodate hookers? maybe a
directory?
W4NBC
Look in truck stops for lot lizzards, not at campsites
TheHarlotsHusband
> Recently, I've heard some talk of "ladies of the highway" and how roving
> bands of hookers who once hung around at truck stops now congregiate in RV
> parks looking to make a bit of gas money.
>
Bruce
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nothermark
wrote:
Hank
> I'm glad you replied to that 17 year old post. I assume the OP has
> been hanging around awaiting an answer.
Altho it is 17 years old, it IS on topic. :-)
We were at a campground when some woman showed up at a guys camper. She went in and a few minutes later the awning was bouncing around and there wasn't any wind. What I learned from that experience is never leave your awning out when bumping the ugly.
Hank