The reason for this, according to "Winnie" a comely lass I banged in my Jayco
5th wheel (thank God for that glide out!) RV'rs are considered to be a better
class of person, have fewer hemorroids, and generally superior endowment.
According to the guys I talked to at the Good Sam meeting, RV park hookers
are more common than one might expect... IF you know what your looking for.
On city streets, a woman in hot pants and fishnets leaning against a lamppost
is a red flag, The "come hither' display of RV Park Ho's is more subtle but
no less distinctive. A woman in polyester shorts and sandals bent over
empting a holding tank is considered to be an almost universal sign of a
"working girl". Certain double-entendre lines like "Could you please jump my
generator" are obvious to all but the most naive campers or Mormons.
As I usually travel alone, I'd love to hear any experences you've had with
these "Komfort Girls"
* How much can you expect to pay?
* Do you get a break on price if you "do business" in your RV rather than
hers?
* Is it proper form for the girl to "check you for chiggers" before "hitching
up?"
Actually, I've never seen anything posted on "gettin' some" in your RV. Come
on, be honest... how many of you lost your virginity the same way I (and a
number of neigborhood pets) did... in Dads 19 footer parked to the side of
the driveway! If only the Jenkins family knew what I was doing to their
precious little Denise in that "tin can on wheels" they talked about behind
Dad's back! As for youthful orgys, the owner's manual said it slept five...
but who the hell was sleeping? Bottom line... the more you make fun of the
neigbors ugly little travel trailor... the more likely your teenage daughter
has had sex in it! With the family video camera running!
Also, when choosing an RV purely from the standpoint of poontang, which type
ends up "on top?" I mean, hooker or not, there's something decidedly
unromantic about bending a broad over the sink in your Sero-Scotty to "check
the plumbing." In the cab-over bunk of a fifth wheels, for instance, forget
about any position except good 'ole missionary. What about those "pop up"
tent campers? Better hope you don't have a screamer on your hands!
Anyway, that's it for now... I look forward to your replies. Try to keep in
mind that this is primarily a "family" newsgroup and to do as I did in
addressing RV Hookers, sex and positrions and stuff.
Last year my step-son joined my wife & I for our annual Christmas
pilgrimage to the Keys. A few days later, his girlfriend joined us.
That night, they got the sofa-bed, we retired to the bedroom, closed
the door, and eventually went to sleep. We didn't know it at the
time, but one of our hydraulic jacks had sprung a leak, and was
gradually losing pressure. About midnight, we woke up to some intense
shaking, and there was a really loud bang, then the whole RV jumped.
I threw on some pants and ran forward to see what was going on. My
step-son & his girlfriend had been uh, re-acquainting themselves, and
their activities had proved too much for the leaky jack to sustain.
Eventually, the jack had become too weak to remain extended, and its
return spring had retracted the jack (hence the bang, er, one of them
anyway). Many red faces all around, but in the morning we all had a
good laugh.
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You should be a comedy writer. This is TOO funny!
Not if it was YOUR daughter!
Does your mother know you're posing as an adult and using dad's computer to
post messages? You know that computer is only for helping you with your
homework! You're a naughty boy!
Some of you guys are staying in a LOT MORE INTERESTING RV parks than I am!
Weren't you on Silly Jessey Raphael last week ??
On the "Queens of Manufactured Housing" segment " ???
Andy in Dallas
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I believe the President calls them Trailer Trash and he should know!
Erich
>dangers of
well you will wake other campers up if you start your engine in the middle of
the night with Hooker headers :O)
Steve Osborn <sos...@webzone.net> wrote in article
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> It all depends on the type of campground you stay in. Join a well
> recognized club, e.g. Good Sam, and these encounters can be avoided with
> high confidence. In the 20+ years camping, I have never had an encounter,
> and I don't want one. I tend to stay at the nicer campgrounds with high
> ratings, it's worth the extra money per night. Security is better at the
> better campgrounds.
>
The only time I've ever experienced something like this was last October,
when we took our son to Las Vegas for his 21st birthday. He wanted to
see Cirque de Soliel so we decided to stay at Treasure Island instead of
dragging the fifth wheel down. About 3:30 one morning the phone in the
room starts ringing. We're all asleep, and since our son was the closest
to the phone, he picked it up. After a quick conversation, he reported
that the call must have been from a hooker, because she asked him things
like what he was wearing, was he horny, did he want her to come up to the
room and help him get satisfaction, etc. After our initial shock over
being awakened for this wore off, we all had a good laugh!
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