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Lone Haranguer

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Nov 20, 2009, 9:02:47 PM11/20/09
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http://www.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2009/11/peruvian-gang-allegedly-killed-for-human-fat-for-cosmetics/1

The Associated Press quotes Col. Jorge Mejia, chief of Peru's
anti-kidnapping police, as saying three gang members have confessed to
killing five people for their fat.

Two were arrested at a bus station while carrying bottles of liquid fat,
he says. The suspects told police it was worth about $60,000 a gallon.
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Man, they would get rich if they shopped Walmart.
LZ

elmer

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Nov 20, 2009, 9:04:51 PM11/20/09
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Some of us better get body guards and a diet.

Bruce S

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Nov 21, 2009, 10:59:11 AM11/21/09
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Sounds like a good sideline for plastic surgeons - liposuction byproducts.

Bruce

Carl A. in FL

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Nov 21, 2009, 11:17:05 AM11/21/09
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Check Harry Reid's healthcare financing approach: There probably is a
provision buried somewhere in the bill that if you agree to liposuction
and/or donate your earthly remains for recycling, you'll get healthcare
credits (similar to cap-and-trade/tax) that will let you jump x-number
of places on the waiting list for appendix removal or cancer radiation.

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Carl A. in FL
http://sky.prohosting.com/chainfl/index.htm

Zandermax

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Nov 21, 2009, 12:34:57 PM11/21/09
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"Carl A. in FL" <cha...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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He you should be able to make a sizable donation on your lard but!


Carl A. in FL

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:03:33 PM11/21/09
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Rudy, do us a favor and learn English, please.

Zandermax

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Nov 21, 2009, 1:40:18 PM11/21/09
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"Carl A. in FL" <cha...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Bob, do us a favor and renounce your Nazi membership!

Carl A. in FL

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:05:58 PM11/21/09
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Zandermax wrote:
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>>> He you should be able to make a sizable donation on your lard but!
>>>
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>> Rudy, do us a favor and learn English, please.
>> --
>> Carl A. in FL
>> http://sky.prohosting.com/chainfl/index.htm
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> Bob, do us a favor and renounce your Nazi membership!


LOL - that, from someone born as Rudolf (like in "Hess") Kuhlmann.

BTW, here's a photo of another Kuhlmann (relative?) in good old German
dress.

http://struckmeier-genealogie.de/deutsch/Ernst%20Kuhlmann%204.9.1916.jpg

Was Ernst your father? The appearance is strikingly similar to a photo
of you, taken at a PNWCO.

Zandermax

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Nov 22, 2009, 1:38:18 PM11/22/09
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"Carl A. in FL" <cha...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Firstly my apology for calling you Bob when it should have been your real
name of LIVER CAN. Never the less nice try on your part, unfortunately the
only displaced wetback in here is you the sour kraut and the picture you
posted is your adopted father as is often the case with foundlings. BTW
where you his back warmer as often is the custom of the SS, let me guess
would this be the reasons so many of the posters in here call you the Nazi
Bitch?
I'm still waiting for your renouncement of your membership in the Nazi
party.

David "The Hamster" Malone

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Nov 23, 2009, 9:44:41 AM11/23/09
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On Nov 20, 9:02 pm, Lone Haranguer <linus...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Two were arrested at a bus station while carrying bottles of liquid fat,
> he says. The suspects told police it was worth about $60,000 a gallon.

Ha... and my wife says I'm worthless and good for nothing...

David "The $10,000 Hamster" Malone

bill horne

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Nov 23, 2009, 11:56:15 AM11/23/09
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Careful. That's one of those "worth more dead than alive" things.

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bill
Theory don't mean squat if it don't work.

David "The Hamster" Malone

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Nov 23, 2009, 12:05:51 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 11:56 am, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> Careful. That's one of those "worth more dead than alive" things.

I'm already worth more dead than alive... but, as I keep on reminding
her, who's gonna take out the trash and change the oil in her car?

David "The Hamster" Malone

bill horne

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Nov 23, 2009, 12:33:38 PM11/23/09
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David "The Hamster" Malone wrote:

$10,000 will buy a lot of oil changes.

Hunter Hampton

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Nov 23, 2009, 1:56:18 PM11/23/09
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On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:05:51 -0800 (PST), "David \"The Hamster\"
Malone" <mal...@ca.ibm.com> wrote:

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>I'm already worth more dead than alive... but, as I keep on reminding
>her, who's gonna take out the trash and change the oil in her car?

Your replacement.

Anonymous

David "The Hamster" Malone

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Nov 23, 2009, 2:16:07 PM11/23/09
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On Nov 23, 1:56 pm, Hunter Hampton <airstreamingy...@geemail.com>
wrote:

> >I'm already worth more dead than alive... but, as I keep on reminding
> >her, who's gonna take out the trash and change the oil in her car?
>
> Your replacement.

Sputter... well, I'll be damned. Never thought of that.

I hope she hasn't either... :-)

David "The disposable Hamster" Malone

Lone Haranguer

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:01:49 PM11/23/09
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The life insurance money alone would guarantee oil changes for life.
LZ

bill horne

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Nov 23, 2009, 4:52:18 PM11/23/09
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David "The Hamster" Malone wrote:

Cash for clunkers.

David "The Hamster" Malone

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Nov 24, 2009, 9:31:03 AM11/24/09
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On Nov 23, 4:52 pm, bill horne <redy...@rye.net> wrote:

> Cash for clunkers.

Lol... I hate to admit it, but there's a lot of truth in that...

David "The old-and-decrepit Hamster" Malone

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