When it comes to stocking up on material for nightmares, it's
hard to beat this photo of what appears to be a monstrous sea
lamprey.
Reddit user jlitch uploaded the picture in mid-February with the
deceptively innocent tagline, "Friend... caught this fishing in
NJ."
According to a set Facebook photos, this eellike creature was
caught in the Raritan River, somewhere in northern New Jersey.
Perhaps most frightening, the rings teeth of displayed in the
photo have a very clear purpose: Sea lampreys latch onto their
prey, then secrete digestive fluids that slowly eat away and
break down the host. The Great Lakes Fishery Commission reports
a sea lamprey can be expected to kill upwards of 40 pounds of
fish over the course of its life. Survival rates for particular
species of host fish can be as low as 15 percent.
Unfortunately, we can't be completely certain this photo really
does depict a sea lamprey. "The photo doesn't allow counting of
gill openings (seven per side for sea lampreys), but based on
size alone, this does appear to be a sea lamprey,� a New York
Department of Environmental Conservation spokeswoman told
Outside Magazine, according to the New York Daily News.
The species typically grows to 2.5 feet in length, but some sea
lampreys have been documented at sizes of up to 3 feet long,
reports the Gulf of Maine Research Institute.
Sea lampreys are a native to the Atlantic Ocean and are found
along the U.S. Eastern Seaboard and the coast of Europe, as well
as in the Great Lakes, where it is considered an invasive
species.
The New York Daily News adds that appearances of sea lampreys in
New Jersey have increased recently, as officials have begun to
remove old dams, thus easing the creature's progress upriver.
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They bring the guns, the stupidity, and of course, the failure. SAVE
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