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What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?

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Bruce Dollep

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Dec 1, 2012, 2:14:02 PM12/1/12
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One of my canadian shits after I eat a bunch of northern pike.

toodles


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Dec 1, 2012, 2:47:54 PM12/1/12
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"Bruce Dollep" <bruce...@dontemailme.invalid> wrote in message
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> One of my canadian shits after I eat a bunch of northern pike.
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> toodles
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then stick to walleye silly

Bruce Dollep

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Dec 1, 2012, 3:20:13 PM12/1/12
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% formulated the question :
Not enuff bones in dem, I needs the roughage.


Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·

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Dec 1, 2012, 3:22:46 PM12/1/12
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Let's see . . . black, 12 inches and screaming women?????


I've got it! Gary's tongue? Oh wait! that couldn't be right. It would have to
be girls instead of women.

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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·

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Dec 1, 2012, 4:14:20 PM12/1/12
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Checkmate's hemmorhroids?


Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·

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Dec 1, 2012, 4:24:40 PM12/1/12
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Pandora's husband's nasal hair? (Can you say "Sasquatch?")


Anonymous

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Dec 1, 2012, 7:08:17 PM12/1/12
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Two things it can't be. Your dick will aways be tiny and limp, and you have no balls.

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Dave U. Random

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Dec 1, 2012, 7:14:40 PM12/1/12
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Michael Lalonde wrote:
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> As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.
>
> Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
> M&K Mining Int
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> "Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
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> One of my canadian shits after I eat a bunch of northern pike.
>
> toodles

pike tastes awful

Checkmate

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I'll bet pike shits are even worse.

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Dec 10, 2013, 12:31:58 PM12/10/13
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Checkmate wrote:
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> On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 10:02:55 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
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>> Michael Lalonde wrote:
>>> x-no-archive:
>>>
>>> As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.
>>>
>>> Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
>>> M&K Mining Int
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>>> "Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
>>> news:k9dktj$90n$1...@speranza.aioe.org...
>>>
>>> One of my canadian shits after I eat a bunch of northern pike.
>>>
>>> toodles
>>
>> pike tastes awful
>
> I'll bet pike shits are even worse.

i'm not sure if pike shit or not i don't think they do

Checkmate

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If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

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Checkmate wrote:
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>>>> Michael Lalonde wrote:
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>>>>>
>>>>> As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.
>>>>>
>>>>> Michael Lalonde Sudbury Ontario
>>>>> M&K Mining Int
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>>>>> "Bruce Dollep" wrote in message
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>>>>>
>>>>> One of my canadian shits after I eat a bunch of northern pike.
>>>>>
>>>>> toodles
>>>>
>>>> pike tastes awful
>>>
>>> I'll bet pike shits are even worse.
>>
>> i'm not sure if pike shit or not i don't think they do
>
> If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.

no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
they don't shit as we know it

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> >>>>> As a regular fisherman of Crooked Lake I can attest this is true.
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> >>>>> One of my canadian shits after I eat a bunch of northern pike.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> toodles
> >>>>
> >>>> pike tastes awful
> >>>
> >>> I'll bet pike shits are even worse.
> >>
> >> i'm not sure if pike shit or not i don't think they do
> >
> > If they eat, I'm pretty sure they do.
>
> no , some fish just secret an ammonia based product and ,
> they don't shit as we know it

I've bought shark at the grocery store that smelled like ammonia. I
don't buy it anymore.

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Dec 10, 2013, 1:05:53 PM12/10/13
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its better to go right to the docks and buy that stuff ,
you never know how long its laid around at a market ,
you can buy them still alive off the charter guys

Checkmate

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Someone told me it's the thresher sharks that pee through their skin.
Some places sell it as "swordfish".

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Dec 10, 2013, 1:18:18 PM12/10/13
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as a rule of thumb fish that lay eggs don't poop ,
fish that have live babies poop but there are exceptions

Checkmate

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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 11:18:18 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
Hmmm... I did not know that.

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Dec 10, 2013, 1:40:57 PM12/10/13
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neither did i until i started having my own fish tanks and trying to breed
fish

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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 11:40:57 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
I used to have aquariums all over the house. I'm thinking about getting
another one. I like saltwater aquariums, but they're too much trouble.

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Dec 10, 2013, 1:58:46 PM12/10/13
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they aren't that bad to keep now ,
they have this stuff called instant ocean ,
its like a box of splenda and once you get the ph set ,
its all good you just check it and add instant ocean as needed ,
only set back is you need a 35 gallon tank or bigger

Checkmate

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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 11:58:46 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.

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Dec 10, 2013, 5:47:36 PM12/10/13
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its not like that any more but if its too much ,
get a fresh water tank and put a dozen guppies in it

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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> You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to
> replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which
> worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles.
>


Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the
critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the
algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter.

--
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Dec 10, 2013, 5:51:23 PM12/10/13
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you should put some of those up your ass

Checkmate

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No, stupid. The nitrate levels are kept in check by bacteria in the
crushed shell substrate, and also in the filter medium. If you don't
know what the fuck you're talking about, kindly shut your cock sucker.

Checkmate

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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 15:47:36 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
I'd probably get a bunch of cichlids. Maybe angel fish and discus, or
oscars. I used to have a foot-long arowana which was pretty cool. I've
also had piranhas, but probably wouldn't mess with them again.

%

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Dec 10, 2013, 7:46:21 PM12/10/13
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those fish are a lot of up keep ,
i was going for food for them like every three days ,
a dozen gold fish for a buck

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Yup, you have to buy feeders all the time. Same with oscars.

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Dec 10, 2013, 8:01:51 PM12/10/13
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i just remembered , then there's the battle cat ,
you may as well just forget any type of tank idea

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On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 18:01:51 -0700, % put forth the notion that:
She'll trip on it, but I can set it up so she can't get into it. The
fish might not like it, though.

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Dec 10, 2013, 8:56:53 PM12/10/13
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one of my cats sits right on the tank canopy
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