circumcised nudists should be banned
ratsalad
nude camp because the head showing is a sign of sexual arousal get some
rubberbands or something or put back on your speedo you mutilated people
Terry J. Wood
news:xPl9k.5155$xb2....@newsfe12.phx:
Well, he is posting from COX dot net.
Mark
"Terry J. Wood" <Terry...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9ACCC9A169...@216.168.3.30...
He probably has ONLY foreskin.....nothing of substance.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
David Z
news:68dba$48684617$a666681e$65...@ALLTEL.NET...
When your head is exposed, it's a sign of stupidity. Therefore, you
shouldn't be allowed to show your stupid head in public.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"David Z" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:6crt9kF...@mid.individual.net...
When your skin is exposed, it's a sign of sexual perversion. Therefore, you
shouldn't be allowed to show your skin in public.
David Z
You're a moron. You keep showing your ass. By your own logic, that makes
you a pervert.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
Terry J. Wood
$48699085$a6666826$65...@ALLTEL.NET:
> How and when am I showing my ass...
I think it happens every time you post.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
I think you're being an ass. (__|__)
mariposas rand mair fheal
"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noe...@here.invalid> wrote:
> How and when am I showing my ass, you ass?
everytime you open your mouth
arf meow arf - raggedy ann and andy for president and vice
limp and spineless lint for brains is better yet and nice
then rueing pair of shrub and dick the republican lice
call me desdenova seven seven seven seven seven seven
Terry J. Wood
$4869aead$a6666826$48...@ALLTEL.NET:
> I think you're being an ass. (__|__)
There you go, showing it again!
Amanda Reid
wrote:
> In article <1c824$48699085$a6666826$6...@ALLTEL.NET>,
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalid> wrote:
>
> > How and when am I showing my ass, you ass?
>
> everytime you open your mouth
>
You mean the hole between his cheeks?
mariposas rand mair fheal
Amanda Reid <scraw...@arvig.net> wrote:
yes
David Z
news:1b1c2$4869aead$a6666826$48...@ALLTEL.NET...
Apparently everyone else sees that you're an ass except for you, Orson.
Attacking the messangers just makes you look like even more of an ass.
If you can't see it, no one can explain it to you.
BBp
> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" <noem...@here.invalid> wrote in news:1b1c2
> $4869aead$a6666826$4...@ALLTEL.NET:
>
> > I think you're being an ass. (__|__)
>
> There you go, showing it again!
What makes you so sure that’s not his face? er.. Could be eyes that
are shut... could be his ass likes like his face too, one never knows
who lurks behind a keyboard..
(__|__) LOL .
.
BBp
Terry J. Wood
@e53g2000hsa.googlegroups.com:
>> > I think you're being an ass. я(__|__)
>>
>> There you go, showing it again!
>
> What makes you so sure that's not his face? er.. Could be eyes that
> are shut... could be his ass likes like his face too, one never knows
> who lurks behind a keyboard..
> (__|__) LOL .
While I wouldn't rule it out that it IS his face, it looks a bit FLAT on
the bottom.
If it is his *ss, he needs a towel.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
What's a "messanger?" Is there a "messcalm?"
David Z
Ibid.
olymp...@live.com
<noem...@here.invalid> wrote:
> "ratsalad" <ratsa...@cox.net> wrote in message
>>
> >i think if your circumcised you should have to cover your penis head up at
> >a nude camp because the head showing is a sign of sexual arousal get some
You have got to be a disturbed individual if the sight of a penis head
gets you sexually stimulated!
The erect penis signals sexual arousal, not the penis head!
Anyway most uncircumcised men do not show the penis head even when
they are aroused because the foreskin usually covers it mostly or
completely when they are erect.
Actually it would be better to ban uncircumcised! Let's face it,
they are very ugly. They look as if a leech or something has
attached to a man's crotch.
A penis with a head is much more interesting to look at than a sort of
tube with wrinkles. (They don't smell bad either)
mariposas rand mair fheal
olymp...@live.com wrote:
> On Jun 29, 10:36?pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"
> <noem...@here.invalid> wrote:
> > "ratsalad" <ratsa...@cox.net> wrote in message
dink having tried and failed to troll eight year old children
(his intellectual superiors)
is trying fresh fields in which to fall flat on his face
and bloody his nose
David Looser
news:9e835537-c284-44e3...@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
> Actually it would be better to ban uncircumcised! Let's face it,
> they are very ugly.
Nah!, it's the circumcised which are "very ugly". I never did understand
this obsession some people have with chopping bits off themselves or their
children.
> They look as if a leech or something has
> attached to a man's crotch.
In your opinion.
> A penis with a head is much more interesting to look at than a sort of
> tube with wrinkles.
In your opinion.
> (They don't smell bad either)
Neither smells bad if something vaguely approaching reasonable personal
hygiene is used.
David.
Andrew Usher
> > Actually it would be better to ban uncircumcised! Let's face it,
> > they are very ugly.
>
> Nah!, it's the circumcised which are "very ugly". I never did understand
> this obsession some people have with chopping bits off themselves or their
> children.
We're not obsessed. You're obsessed with a worthless flap of skin.
> > A penis with a head is much more interesting to look at than a sort of
> > tube with wrinkles.
>
> In your opinion.
In the opinion of most women, for one.
> > (They don't smell bad either)
>
> Neither smells bad if something vaguely approaching reasonable personal
> hygiene is used.
And I'm SURE you know how your own dick smells!
Andrew Usher
Terry J. Wood
c5761a...@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com:
> Actually it would be better to ban uncircumcised!
I have an idea. Those who are offended by the way God made us can take it
up with HIM.
Terry J. Wood
8188-b38...@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com:
> And I'm SURE you know how your own dick smells!
I know how this thread smells.
Kadaitcha Man
commit offence to my inferiors, ye panted:
> On Jul 9, 3:23 pm, "David Looser" <david.loo...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> > Actually it would be better to ban uncircumcised! Let's face it,
>> > they are very ugly.
>>
>> Nah!, it's the circumcised which are "very ugly". I never did understand
>> this obsession some people have with chopping bits off themselves or
>> their
>> children.
>
> We're not obsessed. You're obsessed with a worthless flap of skin.
>
>> > A penis with a head is much more interesting to look at than a sort of
>> > tube with wrinkles.
>>
>> In your opinion.
>
> In the opinion of most women, for one.
Oh. So that's what the scar across your forehead is.
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>>> > A penis with a head is much more interesting to look at than a
>>> > sort of tube with wrinkles.
>>> In your opinion.
>> In the opinion of most women, for one.
> Oh. So that's what the scar across your forehead is.
OMG! I never thought about THAT! Poor Harry Potter!
http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/harry18scar.jpg
Obligatory content for rec.nude:
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Dan MacKay
Isn't a foreskin a form of "covering" and therefore could be considered
"Clothing"?????
Dan MacKay
"Life is too short, Play Naked".
http://groups.myspace.com/NudistNaturistsNude
Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition
Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
> olymp...@live.com wrote:
>
>> Actually it would be better to ban uncircumcised!
>
> I have an idea. Those who are offended by the way God made us can take it
> up with HIM.
What about HER?
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"David Looser" <david....@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> <olymp...@live.com> wrote in message
> news:9e835537-c284-44e3...@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
>
>> Actually it would be better to ban uncircumcised! Let's face it,
>> they are very ugly.
>
> Nah!, it's the circumcised which are "very ugly". I never did understand
> this obsession some people have with chopping bits off themselves or their
> children.
>
>> They look as if a leech or something has
>> attached to a man's crotch.
>
> In your opinion.
>
>> A penis with a head is much more interesting to look at than a sort of
>> tube with wrinkles.
Yeah, if you like the look of a skinned sausage.
§ñühwØ£f
Inquisition aided th' terraists with the following claims :
> On Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:37:23 -0500, Terry J. Wood sat in thee Comfee
> Chaire, and didst finally confess, after taking Muche Tea:
>> olymp...@live.com wrote:
>>
>>> Actually it would be better to ban uncircumcised!
>>
>> I have an idea. Those who are offended by the way God made us can take it
>> up with HIM.
>
> What about HER?
Its obviously an evolutionary advantage for our species to have a sheath.
Monkeys dont, fyi.
Porsche Monkey For Life
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In this section give your Prospective Kook ONE point for every YES
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(*) PalmJob Exception Rule. Cannot be applied to a mere troll's points.
(**) Brad Jesness Factor. Not applicable to BJ, it is expected.
Scale/Rank :
1 - 10 points : Kook Wannabe. Needs to read Grubor's posting history on
dejanews. Your Prospective Kook has much to learn. They may have just
screwed up once or twice.
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about your Prospective Kook. Has been nominated for at least one a.u.k
award.
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Your Prospective Kook will eventually win all the big awards. Your
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Andrew Usher
they have NOTHING better to do than spew crap on Usenet.
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
ye insinuated:
> Eager transvestite with petty jiminy cricket, shaved gonads, and
> maimed crapper seeks damaged hot dog for atomic anal cripplers and
> exhilarating fucking.
>
> If you're interested in kinky sex, email me at
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Andrew Usher
are not regarded when they grin, ye hectored:
> Why do I have dreams about sexual encounters with relatives?
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
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> Crying I can't stop crying
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
rotten apples, ye blubbed:
> hey, when i give another guy head, i blow my load without any
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> isnt a problem but whatever
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> I HAVE STRETCH MARKS ALL OVER MY ANUS DO YO KNOW WHY I HAVE THEM I
> NEED HELP WHY I HAVE THEM AND WHAT TO USE ON THEM???
Andrew Usher
Kadaitcha Man
but hell, ye gagged:
> I don't believe everything I think.
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letter, ye trembled:
> Why do I get these urges to snoop in the medicine cabinet at someone's
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Andrew Usher
Kadaitcha Man
creature living, ye confounded:
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Andrew Usher
doth ravish like enchanting harmony, ye reproached:
> Where can I buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for PlayStation 2????
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
coxcomb and a knave, a thin faced knave and gull, ye reported:
> I must remember... Insert brain, THEN type.
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
lascivious turtles ere one chaste man, ye harried:
> Ok. Why don't I go somewhere and play with my mental blocks?
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
clanger, ye sly devil, ye broker that still breaks the pate of faith, ye
daily break-vow, ye blubbered:
> OMFG! I'VE GOT PUBIC LICE!
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
<noem...@here.invalid> wrote:
> "ratsalad" <ratsa...@cox.net> wrote in message
>>
> >i think if your circumcised you should have to cover your penis head up
> >at
> >a nude camp because the head showing is a sign of sexual arousal get some
> >rubberbands or something or put back on your speedo you mutilated people-
You have got to be a disturbed individual if the sight of a penis head
gets you sexually stimulated!
The erect penis signals sexual arousal, not the penis head!
Anyway most uncircumcised men do not show the penis head even when
they are aroused because the foreskin usually covers it mostly or
completely when they are erect.
Actually it would be better to ban uncircumcised! Let's face it,
they are very ugly. They look as if a leech or something has
attached to a man's crotch.
A penis with a head is much more interesting to look at than a sort of
tube with wrinkles. (They don't smell bad either)
You just insulted the entire population of England. Well half of it at
least.
Orson Wells as CitizenCain
"Andrew Usher" <k_over...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:e565790c-b343-4f4c...@y38g2000hsy.googlegroups.com...
> And they've taken over this thread, which is not surprising since
> they have NOTHING better to do than spew crap on Usenet.
>
> Andrew Usher
Be quiet, troll.
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
judith_a...@hotmail.com
>
> > (They don't smell bad either)
>
> hygiene is used.
>
> David.
David, you sound like a straight male to me? If you understood
penises from a woman's viewpoint you might see it differently.
Uncircumcised penises usually DO smell bad and it's unpleasant and
embarassing to be asked to suck them. It might be different in
countries where all men are uncircumcised and there is perhaps not
much oral sex...but in the USA it's a disadvantage for a man to be
uncircumcised because most women don't care for it. Both our young
sons are circumcised. We are quite sure we are doing them a favor. I
went with some uncircumcised men before I got married -- they ALL
assured me their penises didn't smell but they ALL did. There were
other sexual problems with them too. I talked to other women and my
husband talked to other men about it and he was convinced that
circumcision is a better option all round. The other factor that
influenced us was the foreskin + disease issue. Just about every STD
including AIDS is more common if a man has a foreskin. So why put
your kids through all that?
D. Kirkpatrick
<4mr6pf$y9c$z...@alt.alien.visitors.nimble-lady-of-no-virtue.org.ukraine>
,
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nos...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Andrew Usher, ye burr-headed wretch, thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary
> letter, ye trembled:
>
> > Why do I get these urges to snoop in the medicine cabinet at someone's
> > house while visiting?
OMG. K-man in rec.nude.
The world is coming to an end.
Andrew Usher
incontinency, ye clamoured:
> I don't believe I'm such a misery.
Andrew Usher
blood suckers, ye agonised:
> What on earth will my gynecologist think?
Andrew Usher
issued forth:
> Yes, it's true! I am a fuckhead.
Andrew Usher
stinso...@hotmail.com
Again? Damn.
-T.
Zee
judith....i also have heard this complaint from other whores
especially the ones that live in warm climates......and you have to
stand out on those hot streets and dusty roads...waiting for the guys
to get off work and they stop and want a blow job and they want a
whore like you to suck their dirty dick.....i suggest to take some
listerene with you and a good whore should always have those little
napkin containers with them and simply wash those dicks and also
wash his ass hole for him if he wants that sucked....oh for the life
of a whore huh....but someone has to do it....could be you are getting
old and just feels good to bitch about all that life of whoreing and
you still have nothing to show for it but a body covered with scars
and tattoos.....i hear the nudist are thinking of having assisted
living quarters for ol whores and whore mongers where you guys can
bitch about one another and pass the time of day.....see there is
always a way to make life a little more tolerable...good luck in your
plight....jz.
Andrew Usher
wit, and more faults than hairs, and more fat than faults, ye droned:
> It's a tracking device so that my mom, the FBI, my parole officer and
> the CIA knows where I am at all times.
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
amongst these sweet knaves, and all this courtesy, the strain of man's
bred out into baboon and monkey, ye descanted:
> Those of us in despised, torturous relationships have reasons to stay
> in them, you know.
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
best beware my sting, ye bad mouthed:
> Am I still a virgin if I have had an orgasm?
Andrew Usher
madman's hands, ye whinnied:
/A/udacious
/N/ick-nack who likes
/D/eranged
/R/oman helmet rhumba with
/E/lephants.
/W/ildly fucking
/U/phill gardener who likes
/S/hameless
/H/am shanking with
/E/chidnas.
/R/ump ranger.
Andrew Usher
I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry, be thou as chaste as ice, as
pure as snow, thou shall not escape calummy, ye skulked:
> if a boy ejaculates whilst doing anal can the girl get pregnant?
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
fool, ye proscribed:
> I'm tri-sexual. I'll try anything sexual.
Andrew Usher
complained:
> If you are what you eat, how come I'm not a penis?
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
own children, ye disquieted:
> help! how do i get rid of hypochondria? i'm sure i'm sick.
Andrew Usher
shallow, humorous youth, ye eructated:
> i'm a guy and theres this other guy in my year at school who i've
> known for quite a while, he says i'm his best friend and stuff and he
> once told me that he thinks he's a homo, he doesn't have any real
> friends and the only reason i'm nice to him is because i feel sorry
> for him but he is soooo annoying, he's always following me round and
> asking to sit by me in class and stuff, my friends always make jokes
> about him fancying me but i just ignore them although i can't help but
> wonder if he does or if he's just looking for a friend.
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
ye effused:
> theres this boy at my school that i like alot and i want to go out
> with him. should i rite him a note??
Andrew Usher
than wit, ye pronounced:
> i was kinda raped i had a guy make me give him a hand job n then he
> got his sperm on his hand n all he did was rub it off on hs pants a
> lil bit n then he started to fingure me n now i think he got me
> pregent.
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
a little worse than a man, and when thou is worst, thou is little better
than a beast, ye wallowed:
> I'm usually happy when i'm not sad.
Andrew Usher
pigeon egg of discretion, ye afforded:
> Head preassure, face numb.. help! its back
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
Andrew Usher
a gross lout, a mindless slave, ye excreted:
> I've been waiting all my life to fuck up like this.
Andrew Usher
halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one, ye catechised:
> If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Andrew Usher
tis to an ass, ye huddled:
> What is a wet dream?
k_over...@hotpop.com
Terry J. Wood
4ax.com:
>>OMG. K-man in rec.nude.
>>The world is coming to an end.
> Again? Damn.
Kave men you say?
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/photos/uncategorized/geicocavemen.jpg
Avenger
> > Neither smells bad if something vaguely approaching reasonable personal
> > hygiene is used.
>
> > David.
>
> David, you sound like a straight male to me? If you understood
> penises from a woman's viewpoint you might see it differently.
> Uncircumcised penises usually DO smell bad and it's unpleasant and
> embarassing to be asked to suck them.
Yes, uncircumcised females are smelly.
It might be different in
> countries where all men are uncircumcised and there is perhaps not
> much oral sex.
Oh noooo. Don't you know that the puritanical US invented oral sex. You're a
fool.
..but in the USA it's a disadvantage for a man to be
> uncircumcised because most women don't care for it.
Who cares? Men don't want fat fugly American females anyway. So you girls
just suck those muslim circumcised cocks lol
Both our young
> sons are circumcised. We are quite sure we are doing them a favor. I
> went with some uncircumcised men before I got married -- they ALL
> assured me their penises didn't smell
Did you assure them your pussy didn't stink?
but they ALL did. There were
> other sexual problems with them too. I talked to other women and my
> husband talked to other men about it and he was convinced that
> circumcision is a better option all round. The other factor that
> influenced us was the foreskin + disease issue. Just about every STD
> including AIDS is more common if a man has a foreskin. So why put
> your kids through all that?
The secretions from the foreskin actually destroy virus and bacteria. The
highest rates of AIDS and syphilis are among US circumcised homos. In fact,
syphilis was wiped out 40 years ago and was only known among homos.
judith....i also have heard this complaint from other whores
especially the ones that live in warm climates......and you have to
stand out on those hot streets and dusty roads...waiting for the guys
to get off work and they stop and want a blow job and they want a
whore like you to suck their dirty dick.....i suggest to take some
listerene with you and a good whore should always have those little
napkin containers with them and simply wash those dicks and also
wash his ass hole for him if he wants that sucked....oh for the life
of a whore huh....but someone has to do it....could be you are getting
old and just feels good to bitch about all that life of whoreing and
you still have nothing to show for it but a body covered with scars
and tattoos.....i hear the nudist are thinking of having assisted
living quarters for ol whores and whore mongers where you guys can
bitch about one another and pass the time of day.....see there is
always a way to make life a little more tolerable...good luck in your
plight....jz.
Andrew Usher
> David, you sound like a straight male to me? If you understood
> penises from a woman's viewpoint you might see it differently.
> Uncircumcised penises usually DO smell bad and it's unpleasant and
> embarassing to be asked to suck them. It might be different in
> countries where all men are uncircumcised and there is perhaps not
> much oral sex...but in the USA it's a disadvantage for a man to be
> uncircumcised because most women don't care for it. Both our young
> sons are circumcised. We are quite sure we are doing them a favor. I
> went with some uncircumcised men before I got married -- they ALL
> assured me their penises didn't smell but they ALL did. There were
> other sexual problems with them too. I talked to other women and my
> husband talked to other men about it and he was convinced that
> circumcision is a better option all round. The other factor that
> influenced us was the foreskin + disease issue. Just about every STD
> including AIDS is more common if a man has a foreskin. So why put
> your kids through all that?
Nice to see an honest female perspective.
Andrew Usher
Avenger
> > hygiene is used.
>
> > David.
>
> penises from a woman's viewpoint you might see it differently.
> Uncircumcised penises usually DO smell bad and it's unpleasant and
> embarassing to be asked to suck them.
Yes, uncircumcised females are smelly.
It might be different in
> countries where all men are uncircumcised and there is perhaps not
> much oral sex.
Oh noooo. Don't you know that the puritanical US invented oral sex. You're a
fool.
..but in the USA it's a disadvantage for a man to be
> uncircumcised because most women don't care for it.
Who cares? Men don't want fat fugly American females anyway. So you girls
just suck those muslim circumcised cocks lol
Both our young
> sons are circumcised. We are quite sure we are doing them a favor. I
> went with some uncircumcised men before I got married -- they ALL
> assured me their penises didn't smell
Did you assure them your pussy didn't stink?
but they ALL did. There were
> other sexual problems with them too. I talked to other women and my
> husband talked to other men about it and he was convinced that
> circumcision is a better option all round. The other factor that
> influenced us was the foreskin + disease issue. Just about every STD
> including AIDS is more common if a man has a foreskin. So why put
> your kids through all that?
The secretions from the foreskin actually destroy virus and bacteria. The
cyndiann
> David, you sound like a straight male to me? If you understood
> penises from a woman's viewpoint you might see it differently.
> Uncircumcised penises usually DO smell bad and it's unpleasant and
> embarassing to be asked to suck them.
So you ask them to wash it first. No big deal!
cyndiann