I Just Got Rejected
Gordon Tanner
intelligent and you have a great sense of humour.
Linda: Yeah, whatever. I gotta go.
Jesus. You figure she could of been a bit gracious about it, eg., You're
really sweet, Gordon, but I'm seeing someone else, or, You're an awesome
guy, Gordon, but you're just not my type, or, You're really cool, Gordon,
but I just don't see a future with a guy who's into progressive metal. Ouch.
ScippyLisp
Well at least Jesus was there to console you.
Ben Wolfson
> Jesus. You figure she could of been a bit gracious about it, eg., You're
> really sweet, Gordon, but I'm seeing someone else, or, You're an awesome
> guy, Gordon, but you're just not my type, or, You're really cool, Gordon,
> but I just don't see a future with a guy who's into progressive metal. Ouch.
No, that would be worse.
(Last time I got rejected was in a way that made her seem more attractive.
That rather sucked.)
--
Ben Wolfson
"I lie in the road try to trip up the passing cars.
Yes, me and the hedgehog we bursting the tyres all day."
cap...@hotmail.com
<wol...@uchicago.edu> wrote:
>(Last time I got rejected was in a way that made her seem more attractive.
> That rather sucked.)
That's rather common.
Public Image Ltd
"Which part of I have to wash my hair didn't you understand?"
"I already gave to charity this week".
"I don't do bestiality".
etc :-)
Jeff
>Gordon: Linda, I have the biggest crush on you. You're beautiful,
>intelligent and you have a great sense of humour.
>
>Linda: Yeah, whatever. I gotta go.
That response would have ended my crush *real* fast.
Next.
- Jeff
Gordon Tanner
scipp...@aol.com wrote on 13/05/04 5:09 AM:
> Well at least Jesus was there to console you.
Actually, he wasn't. He was too busy. He was in Washington being on Dubya's
side in the war.
Gordon Tanner
wol...@uchicago.edu wrote on 13/05/04 9:42 AM:
> On Thu, 13 May 2004 10:05:36 +0000, Gordon Tanner wrote:
>> Jesus. You figure she could of been a bit gracious about it, eg., You're
>> really sweet, Gordon, but I'm seeing someone else, or, You're an awesome
>> guy, Gordon, but you're just not my type, or, You're really cool, Gordon,
>> but I just don't see a future with a guy who's into progressive metal. Ouch.
> No, that would be worse.
> (Last time I got rejected was in a way that made her seem more attractive.
> That rather sucked.)
You're right. Her being so totally un-gracious really turned me off.
Gordon Tanner
at muck...@yahoo.com.au wrote on 13/05/04 7:44 PM:
At least a response like any of those would have shown a certain degree of
wit.
Gordon Tanner
jcr...@aol.comRemove wrote on 14/05/04 12:39 AM:
>> Gordon Tanner writes:
That's exactly what happened. I was really put off by her total lack of
sensitivity. Not only that, earlier in the conversation, I told her that
Brigitte had died. She knew Brigitte and I was expecting her to say
something like, Oh, no, Gordon, I'm so sorry to hear that. Brigitte was a
great dog and I know she meant a lot to you. That must have been a very
difficult and sad time for you. But what she *actually* said was:
Uh.
Fuck her, she's a ditch pig.
Terrell Miller
news:BCC9D3E5.9B1A%gordon...@NOSPAMshaw.ca...
hey, everybody's got priorities <g>
--
Terrell Miller
mill...@bellsouth.net
"At one point we were this Progressive edgy group and we can't really equate
that with Brother Bear so I don't know really."
-Tony Banks
Bradley Evans
> Gordon: Linda, I have the biggest crush on you. You're beautiful,
> intelligent and you have a great sense of humour.
>
> Linda: Yeah, whatever. I gotta go.
Maybe she already had a date for the junior prom.
-Brad
Gordon Tanner
bradle...@hotmail.com wrote on 14/05/04 5:41 AM:
> Gordon Tanner wrote...
The implication being that I'm a pedophile. Wow, Brad, how *totally
original*. It's not like I've heard that *ever before*.
Karthik Subramanian
"Gordon Tanner" <gordon...@NOSPAMshaw.ca> wrote in message
Hey look at the positive side. Its better than beign together for a while,
getting mercy fucks and then getting rejected.
Mike Borella
...and what is the cuisine like on your planet? :)
BTW for those of you keeping score, Gordon made Relationship Error #17:
"Telling the girl what you really think."
Relationships would be alot easier if it were like football - you screw
up, someone blows a whistle and tells you what you did wrong...
--
Mike Borella
mike at borella dot net
http://www.borella.net
Avant Music News: http://www.somnius.com/amn
Gordon Tanner
at subram...@er6s1.eng.ohio-state.edu wrote on 14/05/04 2:59 PM:
> Hey look at the positive side. Its better than being together for a while,
> getting mercy fucks and then getting rejected.
I disagree. Better to have fucked and lost, as they say.
Gordon Tanner
mike@blackcat..demon..co..uk wrote on 14/05/04 5:23 PM:
> In article <BCCA92EA.9B51%gordon...@NOSPAMshaw.ca>
> gordon...@NOSPAMshaw.ca wrote...
>>> Hey look at the positive side. Its better than being together for a while,
>>> getting mercy fucks and then getting rejected.
>> I disagree. Better to have fucked and lost
> ...than to have spent your whole life wanking.
Hey, Mike, what gives? Here I was thinking we were mates and now you're
calling me a wanker. That hurts me far more than that bint rejecting me.
Dan Buxbaum
Well, you could always put on Karn Evil 9 (or Tarkus, which ever it was)
and enact your revenge. Ha,ha,ha, he, he! (ghoulish laughter)
(and no jokes please about this punishment being upon the purveyor
rather than the unsuspecting victim!)
Gordon Tanner
> In article <BCCB36F1.9B77%gordon...@NOSPAMshaw.ca>
> gordon...@NOSPAMshaw.ca wrote...
>> Hey, Mike, what gives? Here I was thinking we were mates and now you're
>> calling me a wanker. That hurts me far more than that bint rejecting me.
> Nothing personal, Gogs. I'm moving into the bumper sticker business.
Oh, I see. It wasn't directed at me personally. That's cool. Good luck in
your entreprenerial (sp?) endeavor. And as far as wanking goes, I've removed
Linda from my list of chicks to think about while wanking. She doesn't
deserve to be on it, the ungracious cow.
> BTW, 'Cambodia' is superb.
Glad you like it. You might want to check out BF's latest book, Virtual
Clearcut.
Gordon Tanner
> In article <BCCBE6B1.9B91%gordon...@NOSPAMshaw.ca>
> gordon...@NOSPAMshaw.ca wrote...
>> And as far as wanking goes, I've removed
>> Linda from my list of chicks to think about while wanking.
> Such self-discipline!
Thanks for saying that, but now I'm faced with a major task - finding
someone to replace Linda on my list of chicks to think about while wanking.
I've got to go through weeks and weeks of interviews before I make a
decision. The good news is I've got Keira Knightley penned in for 10:30
tomorrow morning and I'm reasonabley confident that she'll make the final
five.
>>> BTW, 'Cambodia' is superb.
>> Glad you like it. You might want to check out BF's latest book, Virtual
>> Clearcut.
> Groovy.
I should tell you that I haven't actually read it yet myself. But the
reviews have been good.
Steven Sullivan
So, are you gonna wrote a concept album about it?
--
-S.
"They've got God on their side. All we've got is science and reason."
-- Dawn Hulsey, Talent Director
Steven Sullivan
> >> Gordon Tanner writes:
> Uh.
I can tell you are *so* over her.
Hey, I've got an idea. Get her on here and let's hear *her* side
of the story. I, personally, would love to hear why she had
the hideously bad judgement to blow off a class act like yourself.
Gordon Tanner
ssu...@panix.com wrote on 17/05/04 9:18 AM:
> I can tell you are *so* over her.
Actually, I really am. It was like a light switch being turned off. I
instantly lost interest because of her complete lack of sensitivity and
common courtesy.
> Hey, I've got an idea. Get her on here and let's hear *her* side
> of the story. I, personally, would love to hear why she had
> the hideously bad judgement to blow off a class act like yourself.
Sorry, Stevie. I'm not gonna take the bait this time.
Zaragon
> intelligent and you have a great sense of humour.
Placing all the value on her? What kind of man does that make you?
> Linda: Yeah, whatever. I gotta go.
Absolutely. She probably hears that stuff from men all the time.
> Jesus. You figure she could of been a bit gracious about it, eg.,
At least she's not stringing you along.
> You're
> really sweet, Gordon, but I'm seeing someone else, or,
And you would have let that stop you??
> You're an awesome
> guy, Gordon, but you're just not my type,
"Oh, so what you're really saying is that you have this unprecedented
opportunity to expand the range of people you can share and enjoy
pleasure with."
> or, You're really cool, Gordon,
> but I just don't see a future with a guy who's into progressive metal. Ouch.
And why would you wanna be talking music with her in the first place?
That's what your buddy's are for (and is that what you wanted her to
be, a buddy?)Heck, I have no idea what half the chicks I hook up with
listen to. Could be Britney Aguilera for all I care!
But I'm sorry to hear that you think you got rejected, for that never
happens to me. I only discover whether or not a woman has good taste.
TS