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Drencrom Droog

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Jun 24, 2001, 7:56:42 AM6/24/01
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First of all,
I must rebuke all of you who have the unmitigated audacity to actually comment
about one of the GURU's of drums/percussion, in a negative, critical, or
disrespectful manner!!!
The underpants "joke" was absolutely PATHETIC!!!!
Jesus Christ himself could not play drums better than Bruford.
And I must say, that between those 2, it would most likely be Jesus who wears
the "too-tight" fruit of the looms!
Who can name just one drummer who has had a career like Bruford's?
The list is AWESOME :
YES, King Crimson, GONG, Genesis, National Health, Patrick Moraz, Kazumi
Watanabe, Jamaldeen Tacuma, David Torn, Amsterdam Percussion Ensemble,
etc....
God damn, talk about why he holds his left hand stick backwards???
Might as well wonder what the deep, cryptical meaning behind the fact that he
wears socks with his shoes :)
Anyways, I am sorry but let's all do a little research on THE MAN.
The fact is : when Bruford first played with YES, he didn't have mic's on his
kit, and because of the volume competition going on between him and the
electric instruments when playing live, he had to find a way to at least get
his snare drum
to cut through. Thus he adopted the style of striking the snare with the
"butt-end"
of his stick; and this, combined with utilizing the rim-shot technique, made
the recipe for his signature snare sound. Also, one person made a statement of
truth
when he/she said that Bruford feels that his left hand is weaker and less
coordinated than his right. He openly admits that on his video: Bruford & The
Beat.
So, the extra weight of the "butt-end" of the stick does help his left hand a
bit.
Although, personally, I feel that bruford is in another realm of drumming than
most people out there & could probably do more interesting things with just his
left hand alone, than an octopus!!! Bruford is a humble genius... THE END
- OGE

Cerebus711

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Jun 24, 2001, 12:54:32 PM6/24/01
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>First of all,
>I must rebuke all of you who have the unmitigated audacity to actually
>comment
>about one of the GURU's of drums/percussion, in a negative, critical, or
>disrespectful manner!!!

Yes no one should be able to say anything critical of this legend. Period.
ROTFLOL

Eric Fleming

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Jun 24, 2001, 3:38:00 PM6/24/01
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You are correct in saying that Jesus could not play drums better than
Bruford, but that's only because Jesus played the sax. He preferred to
blow, not to beat.

--
Eric Fleming

*PLONKED* by: Mike Smith

Word of the Week: metempsychosis

Quote of the Week:
"The 'tower' allusions in Ulysses should therefore be directly associated
with the navel motif and need not necessarily be held to refer to that
favorite quarry of the symbol hunter, the phallic emblem."
-Stuart Gilbert

Now Playing: John Zorn- The Gift


Robert Carlberg

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Jun 24, 2001, 5:27:36 PM6/24/01
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>You are correct in saying that Jesus could not play drums better than
>Bruford, but that's only because Jesus played the sax.

By extension, under the doctrine of Papal Infallibility, Pope John Paul II can
play any instrument better than anyone else. He just chooses not to.

Is it a coincidence that his name is 1/2 of the Beatles? I think not.

ProgMAP

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Jun 24, 2001, 7:23:00 PM6/24/01
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He wears a ring too.
Plus he's never been seen in the same place and time as St. George.

Drencrom Droog

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Jun 24, 2001, 10:28:25 PM6/24/01
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>From: rusho...@yahoo.com (Crumar Mainman)
>Date: 6/24/2001 8:07 AM Pacific Daylight Time
>Message-id: <0e0cjt41mpqf5qpmq...@4ax.com>
>
>Drencrom Droog come on down:
>
Where to? Your level of idioticy?
Or are you a queer-bait, mule humper?

>>First of all,
>>I must rebuke all of you who have the unmitigated audacity to actually
>comment
>>about one of the GURU's of drums/percussion, in a negative, critical, or
>>disrespectful manner!!!

>>The underpants "joke" was absolutely PATHETIC!!!!
>>Jesus Christ himself could not play drums better than Bruford.
>>And I must say, that between those 2, it would most likely be Jesus who
>wears
>>the "too-tight" fruit of the looms!
>

>OK, thank you, that's our allotted outburst of pathetic fanboyism for the
>week, though you do get points for talking about Jesus' underwear. Move on,
>move on.
>
>--
>"You are the single biggest asshole in this news group.
>
I assume you're the expert on determining
assholes, since you can only see in others what you yourself know.

>*bonk*
>
Is that the sound of you butt-humping a farm animal?
>
I did substantiate my "liking" of Rush, you illiterate cunt. If "it sucks"
>works for you, great, but don't come at me with your infantile emotional
>crying." - John J. Shannon attempts to cope with my dislike of Rush
>
>Are there literate cunts?
Please ram it up your poopshoot,
as Zappa would say!!!
You wiper of other people's bottoms.
>
>
>
>


JCRYIAD

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Jun 24, 2001, 10:32:24 PM6/24/01
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>(Crumar Mainman) writes:

>OK, thank you, that's our allotted outburst of pathetic fanboyism for the
>week, though you do get points for talking about Jesus' underwear. Move on,
>move on.

I don't think "pathetic fanboyism" does this post justice. Not only was this
the most unique post I've seen around here in some time, but the question about
Bruford's technique was finally answered. Something I don't think had truly
been accomplished in nearly 20 posts in the original thread.

JCRYIAD


Eric Fleming

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Jun 24, 2001, 10:39:03 PM6/24/01
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Unique? Sure, but personally, I find his second post on this thread much
more entertaining.

--
Eric Fleming

*PLONKED* by: Mike Smith

Word of the Week: metempsychosis

Quote of the Week:
"The 'tower' allusions in Ulysses should therefore be directly associated
with the navel motif and need not necessarily be held to refer to that
favorite quarry of the symbol hunter, the phallic emblem."
-Stuart Gilbert

Now Playing: nothing


JCRYIAD

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Jun 24, 2001, 11:54:52 PM6/24/01
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I think Crumar, that the stuff in your sig file was taken by Mr. Droog to be
directed at him.

JCRYIAD

JCRYIAD

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Jun 25, 2001, 12:33:35 AM6/25/01
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>(Crumar Mainman) writes:

>"If you'd like my personal address I'd be happy to give it to you and than
>proceed to kick your stinking, retarded, ignoramus, loser, buttfucking
>ass!!!!!!!" - Drencr...@aol.com comes to the vehement defense of Bill
>Bruford and his underwear

Unique sig indeed, but does that really have anything to do with the guy's post
about Bruford?

JCRYIAD

Steven Sullivan

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Jun 25, 2001, 1:12:45 AM6/25/01
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Drencrom Droog <drencr...@aol.com> wrote:
: First of all,
: I must rebuke all of you who have the unmitigated audacity to actually comment
: about one of the GURU's of drums/percussion, in a negative, critical, or
: disrespectful manner!!!

I must killfile you, soon, I suspect.

Steven Sullivan

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Jun 25, 2001, 1:15:57 AM6/25/01
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Crumar Mainman <rusho...@yahoo.com> wrote:
: I just got the most charming email, well, emails, from Mr. Drencrom Droog.
: They are pasted here, sans their ugly HTML attachments. Also, note the new
: sig.

: To: rusho...@yahoo.com
: Subject: Suck my dick fuck face
: From: Drencr...@aol.com
: Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2001 22:16:11 EDT

: Go to hell maggot

: To: rusho...@yahoo.com
: Subject: My address
: From: Drencr...@aol.com
: Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2001 22:21:06 EDT

: If you'd like my personal address I'd be happy to give it to you and than

: proceed to kick your stinking, retarded, ignoramus, loser, buttfucking
: ass!!!!!!!

Let me get this straight, he's going to give you *his* personal address,
so he can come and kick your ass?

This reminds me of the joke about the guy who caught his wife fucking
another man. He pulls out a gun, points it to his head and tells them,
'You're next'.

--

-S.
When somebody annoys you , it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes
four muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head -- Anonymous

Steven Sullivan

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Jun 25, 2001, 1:17:23 AM6/25/01
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Crumar Mainman <rusho...@yahoo.com> wrote:
: Drencrom Droog come on down:

:>>From: rusho...@yahoo.com (Crumar Mainman)


:>>Date: 6/24/2001 8:07 AM Pacific Daylight Time
:>>Message-id: <0e0cjt41mpqf5qpmq...@4ax.com>
:>>
:>>Drencrom Droog come on down:
:>>
:>Where to? Your level of idioticy?
:>Or are you a queer-bait, mule humper?

: Oh, forget that earlier sig. This definitely trumps it. I hereby bequeath
: upon you the Dr. Mauro Moroni memorial prize for incoherence in flaming, and I
: dearly hope that that "Or are you a queer-bait, mule humper?" will become as
: legendary in its own day as "And directly in your fucked ass!!! Three times
: idiot!"

: Hey hey hey... I still got it.

I think 'idioticy' alone deserves some sort of award...maybe one named
after G.W. Bush.

Steven Sullivan

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Jun 25, 2001, 5:43:11 AM6/25/01
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Crumar Mainman <rusho...@yahoo.com> wrote:
: Steven Sullivan come on down:

:>Let me get this straight, he's going to give you *his* personal address,


:>so he can come and kick your ass?

: Sad to say, this _still_ makes more sense than many of the flames I've gotten
: this week.

:>This reminds me of the joke about the guy who caught his wife fucking


:>another man. He pulls out a gun, points it to his head and tells them,
:>'You're next'.

: I think I just heard this joke again recently. Was it on Jiggy Week?

I saw it online also recently, but it's an old joke and I'd have been
reminded of it by our Droogie's stupidity in any case.

KuriteMojuTrubku

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Jun 25, 2001, 8:21:20 AM6/25/01
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"Things that matter most
must never be at the mercy
of things that matter least"

- Goethe

Alex Temple

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Jun 25, 2001, 9:17:51 AM6/25/01
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what the hell??!


Crumar Mainman wrote:

> I just got the most charming email, well, emails, from Mr. Drencrom Droog.
> They are pasted here, sans their ugly HTML attachments. Also, note the new
> sig.
>
> To: rusho...@yahoo.com
> Subject: Suck my dick fuck face
> From: Drencr...@aol.com
> Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2001 22:16:11 EDT
>
> Go to hell maggot
>
> To: rusho...@yahoo.com
> Subject: My address
> From: Drencr...@aol.com
> Date: Sun, 24 Jun 2001 22:21:06 EDT
>
> If you'd like my personal address I'd be happy to give it to you and than
> proceed to kick your stinking, retarded, ignoramus, loser, buttfucking
> ass!!!!!!!
>

> --


> "If you'd like my personal address I'd be happy to give it to you and than
> proceed to kick your stinking, retarded, ignoramus, loser, buttfucking

Alex Temple

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Jun 25, 2001, 9:20:31 AM6/25/01
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Steven Sullivan wrote:

> This reminds me of the joke about the guy who caught his wife fucking
> another man. He pulls out a gun, points it to his head and tells them,
> 'You're next'.

Everything seems to lead to that joke eventually. I wonder if it's some kind of
sign... :)

Iwan

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Jun 25, 2001, 10:14:47 AM6/25/01
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I agree that Bruford is the actual best drummer. But if Portnoy starts
befriending folks whose first name is Jon, Robert, Steve, Rick, Tony,
Greg, Alan, Dave, Phil ... he can dethrone Bruford in ten or may be
twenty years from now.

Zero the Hero

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Jun 27, 2001, 12:47:36 AM6/27/01
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What Steven Sullivan <sull...@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu> say!:

> I think 'idioticy' alone deserves some sort of award...maybe one named
> after G.W. Bush.

The Great White Bastard award?

--
Jason 'apologies to Sean' Ellerbee - jel...@unf.edu
DREAMS WIDE AWAKE radio show - http://www.unf.edu/~jeller/dreams.html

'Yep, my Christian views are intolerant. Damn, it must be so easy being
an atheist.'
-- Thomas Arena

Robert Carlberg

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Jun 27, 2001, 12:48:20 PM6/27/01
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>The Great White Bastard award?

Shrub isn't of a stature to be "Great White" anything...

Did you hear who his new Commisioner of National Parks is? (Believe that was
the title...) A timber industry lobbyist!

Guess we can kiss Yellowstone goodbye. By the time they get done logging and
mining it, it'll look just like the Grand Canyon.

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