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Moondog

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Dec 4, 2004, 6:34:22 AM12/4/04
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http://www.personprice.com/

i am worth $2,197,776.73

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And I am not allowed to meet the criminal government agent who
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Lisa

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Dec 4, 2004, 9:50:48 AM12/4/04
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I'm only worth $1,733,853.05.


"Moondog" <ji...@csd.uwm.edu> wrote in message
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Lilith0516

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Dec 4, 2004, 10:16:19 AM12/4/04
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damn almost cracked 2 million...
$1,945,380.14

eddie

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Dec 4, 2004, 10:22:28 AM12/4/04
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I'm worth $2,312,598.17.

-eddie

Craig

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Dec 4, 2004, 11:02:29 AM12/4/04
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Moondog wrote:
> http://www.personprice.com/
>
> i am worth $2,197,776.73


$2,094,867.15


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Craig

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keith

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Dec 4, 2004, 11:05:02 AM12/4/04
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$2,318,149.65

Keith


JB

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Dec 4, 2004, 11:09:29 AM12/4/04
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I am worth $2,658,072.37

and ¥294,570,237.91

and ?2,208,858.14

Must be because of the masturbation.

"Moondog" <ji...@csd.uwm.edu> wrote in message
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The Great Esopo

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Dec 4, 2004, 12:03:43 PM12/4/04
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I'm the cheapest son of a bitch here

$1,341,958.54


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"The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine
is and always has been cannabis." ~ WIllie Nelson

Heddy Nuggets

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Dec 4, 2004, 12:24:01 PM12/4/04
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$1,988,667.81
Not too shabby.
I think I would sell on the open market for more, because they didn't
ask anything about musical talent

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MacDog

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Dec 4, 2004, 12:24:51 PM12/4/04
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"The Great Esopo" <twos...@aol.com> wrote in message
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: I'm the cheapest son of a bitch here
:
: $1,341,958.54

hey, I barely beat you.. $1,417,610.20

(probably edged you out because of the "how big is your penis?" question)


The Great Esopo

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Dec 4, 2004, 12:41:54 PM12/4/04
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>(probably edged you out because of the "how big is your penis?" question)

my penis is actually 11 inches so I doubt it. I lost point I think for being
unemployed and never exercising.

Gscheidhaferl

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Dec 4, 2004, 12:46:35 PM12/4/04
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>
>my penis is actually 11 inches so I doubt it.

Is it seriously?


Phauch

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Dec 4, 2004, 12:46:44 PM12/4/04
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In <Pine.OSF.3.96.104120...@alpha3.csd.uwm.edu> Moondog
wrote:

>
> http://www.personprice.com/
>
> i am worth $2,197,776.73
>
$1,727,940.80

Craig

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Dec 4, 2004, 1:15:46 PM12/4/04
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Gscheidhaferl wrote:
>>my penis is actually 11 inches so I doubt it.
>
>
> Is it seriously?


If there's anything people don't lie about anonymously on the internet,
it's their penis size.


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Craig

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Chuck

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Dec 4, 2004, 1:14:06 PM12/4/04
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Briantelope

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Dec 4, 2004, 1:29:51 PM12/4/04
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In article <31ed3eF...@individual.net>,
"Chuck" <sendm...@volleyball.net> wrote:

> > http://www.personprice.com/
>
> $2,257,373.83

I'm worth $2,426,441.11!

ewww, beat that!

Brian (....)

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Elect Leo----Chairman Of The Boards

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Dec 4, 2004, 1:31:06 PM12/4/04
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I'm worth $2,017,624.16!
hyhu

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Now to get me some cave-man hookers!"

Fayzalicious

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Dec 4, 2004, 1:47:34 PM12/4/04
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Moondog wrote:

> http://www.personprice.com/
>
> i am worth $2,197,776.73

I'm only worth $1,601,732.79. They didn't ask me about my education or
anything at all. Why?

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never goes back to its original dimensions.
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Fayzalicious

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:03:12 PM12/4/04
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Fayzalicious wrote:
> I'm only worth $1,601,732.79. They didn't ask me about my education or
> anything at all. Why?

I know why. I'm not white (completely) and I'm a female. And my boobs
are too big.

Craig

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:06:35 PM12/4/04
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Fayzalicious wrote:
> Fayzalicious wrote:
>
>> I'm only worth $1,601,732.79. They didn't ask me about my education
>> or anything at all. Why?
>
>
> I know why. I'm not white (completely) and I'm a female. And my boobs
> are too big.


I guess your income is more important.


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Craig

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The Great Esopo

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:10:08 PM12/4/04
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>I know why. I'm not white (completely) and I'm a female. And my boobs
>are too big.
>

the excessive masturbation might also be a factor.

--
The Great Esopo (just kidding)

Fayzalicious

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:15:38 PM12/4/04
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The Great Esopo wrote:
> the excessive masturbation might also be a factor.

Hahahahaha! Well, if that was the truth, then I'd be worth more...as a
porn star.

Fayzalicious

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:15:03 PM12/4/04
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Craig wrote:
> I guess your income is more important.

Ah yes. I also make nothing.

Chuck

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:22:00 PM12/4/04
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>> I'm only worth $1,601,732.79. They didn't ask me about my education or
>> anything at all. Why?
>
> I know why. I'm not white (completely) and I'm a female. And my boobs
> are too big.

I'll give you 1.6 million, no more. Do you accept paypal?

Better yet, I'm the buyer for such items. If I send you a cashiers check
for 2 million, will you send me the 400K difference through Western Union?
I will have my shipper come pick you up as soon as I receive your funds.

I await your response.

King Chuck of Nigeria


Fayzalicious

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:30:36 PM12/4/04
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Chuck wrote:
> I'll give you 1.6 million, no more. Do you accept paypal?
>
> Better yet, I'm the buyer for such items. If I send you a cashiers check
> for 2 million, will you send me the 400K difference through Western Union?
> I will have my shipper come pick you up as soon as I receive your funds.
>
> I await your response.
>
> King Chuck of Nigeria

Hahahahahaha. I get those stupid e-mails all the time saying, "MY MONEY
IN DANGER, I WILL TRANSFER FUNDS DIRECTLY TO YOU IF YOU HELP ME." I
mean, as if! I actually wrote back to one of those when I was younger.
Someone is sending those e-mails, it's not just automated. It went on
for a little while until I realized the person wasn't going to quit (nor
were they going to quit writing in caps) and I just stopped. I got
bugged for awhile, but they gave up.

Chuck

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:34:06 PM12/4/04
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> Hahahahahaha. I get those stupid e-mails all the time saying, "MY MONEY
> IN DANGER, I WILL TRANSFER FUNDS DIRECTLY TO YOU IF YOU HELP ME." I mean,
> as if! I actually wrote back to one of those when I was younger. Someone
> is sending those e-mails, it's not just automated. It went on for a
> little while until I realized the person wasn't going to quit (nor were
> they going to quit writing in caps) and I just stopped. I got bugged for
> awhile, but they gave up.

http://www.bustedupcowgirl.com/scampage.html

I know you said you were bored, some of these are pretty funny.


Fayzalicious

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Dec 4, 2004, 2:53:01 PM12/4/04
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Chuck wrote:
> http://www.bustedupcowgirl.com/scampage.html
>
> I know you said you were bored, some of these are pretty funny.

My goodness, I should be studying, but that was AWESOME! Think I could
pull that off, scamming a scammer?

Chuck

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Dec 4, 2004, 3:03:34 PM12/4/04
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>> http://www.bustedupcowgirl.com/scampage.html
>>
>> I know you said you were bored, some of these are pretty funny.
>
> My goodness, I should be studying, but that was AWESOME! Think I could
> pull that off, scamming a scammer?

Absolutely. I wish I had known about this site or had this idea a while
ago. I always just ignored them, and my spam block is pretty good now. I
have a Harley for sale and I got a bunch of them from the ad. Knowing that
it cost THE CON ARTIST money to make and send the fake check is pretty
funny.

If I get another one, I'm gonna play it for all it's worth. The slap in the
face email at the end is going to be priceless too.


-ctc

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Dec 4, 2004, 3:51:01 PM12/4/04
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I don't know the combo, but:

Congratulations!
You are worth $2,938,518.11
and ¥325,649,515.49
and €2,441,908.55


Psych! Must be because I used zzyzx as my user name.

-ctc

Fayzalicious

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Dec 4, 2004, 4:24:02 PM12/4/04
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Moondog wrote:
> http://www.personprice.com/
>
> i am worth $2,197,776.73

My Asian female friend is worth $2,192,520.26. That thing is sincerely
janked up. I'm sorry, but her brain...well, never mind.

Kahreeni

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Dec 4, 2004, 4:35:11 PM12/4/04
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Congratulations!
You are worth $2,287,651.41

--
TMWSIY>Avenu Malcanu


TMBG NICU

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Dec 4, 2004, 10:27:39 PM12/4/04
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$2,403,780.37

Not too bad. And I smoke and masturbate "few times weekly". And of course, I
never forget to tip.
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Tom

"Icculus is coming and he's giving out office supplies"
-Tom Marshall

Kitkat

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Dec 4, 2004, 10:30:10 PM12/4/04
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I'm probably worth about $4.20


how cliche,
pam

"Enjoy every second of your life...it may end at any time and you may come back
as some loser with bad taste." -my friend JoeyJojo

***notice spam blocker***

Fayzalicious

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Dec 4, 2004, 10:47:47 PM12/4/04
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TMBG NICU wrote:

> $2,403,780.37
>
> Not too bad. And I smoke and masturbate "few times weekly". And of course, I
> never forget to tip.

Yes, but how big is your penis? I did a whole bunch of variations, just
changing sexual preference, penis size, and ethnicity, and damn, did
those numbers change!

Kitkat

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Dec 4, 2004, 10:49:50 PM12/4/04
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>Yes, but how big is your penis? I did a whole bunch of variations, just
>changing sexual preference, penis size, and ethnicity, and damn, did
>those numbers change!

heh. apparently i missed the how much are you worth site? i just guessed my
worth...LOL

Zev Z. Zevilone

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Dec 4, 2004, 11:01:21 PM12/4/04
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im worth a rusty nickel....

Z

Say a prayer for the Earth, and the angels that have left her.......

If you like animals, you'll love yaks.

Zevilone: you are wilson
Zevilone: deadlax=wilson
DeadLax97: never denied it


TMBG NICU

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Dec 4, 2004, 11:03:37 PM12/4/04
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For the record, 8 and 1/2 inches.

Kitkat

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Dec 4, 2004, 11:08:55 PM12/4/04
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I'm worth $1,831,357.57!


swoot!

weo3

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Dec 4, 2004, 11:36:14 PM12/4/04
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$2,287,442.43

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> I'm worth $2,312,598.17.
>
> -eddie


The Great Esopo

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Dec 5, 2004, 12:27:21 AM12/5/04
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I filled it out with all the answers I thought they wanted and I came up with
$4,239,862.78

still a couple 100 grand short of the highest

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The Great Esopo
"The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine
is and always has been cannabis." ~ WIllie Nelson

Scranjuber

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Dec 5, 2004, 12:30:05 AM12/5/04
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::runs down stairs to check gas gauge on car::

$32.50!!

pops

johhnyBfunk

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Dec 5, 2004, 1:27:19 PM12/5/04
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Moondog <ji...@csd.uwm.edu> wrote in news:Pine.OSF.3.96.1041204053400.7826A-
100...@alpha3.csd.uwm.edu:

>
> http://www.personprice.com/
>


$1,487,848.02 :-(
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-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Man is a universe within himself."

-Bob Marley

Daniel

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Dec 5, 2004, 11:17:21 PM12/5/04
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Masturbation prevents prostate cancer.


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TMBG NICU

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Dec 5, 2004, 11:19:45 PM12/5/04
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>Masturbation prevents prostate cancer.

Now if only it were an olympic event, I'd be set.

Briantelope

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Dec 5, 2004, 11:24:48 PM12/5/04
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In article <20041205231945...@mb-m11.aol.com>,
tmbg...@aol.com (TMBG NICU) wrote:

would that be a race for speed, distance, or technique?

Brian (style)

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TMBG NICU

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Dec 5, 2004, 11:31:56 PM12/5/04
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>would that be a race for speed, distance, or technique?
>

I think only a masturbation triathleon would be sufficent for olympic
competition.

Briantelope

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Dec 5, 2004, 11:42:35 PM12/5/04
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In article <20041205233156...@mb-m11.aol.com>,
tmbg...@aol.com (TMBG NICU) wrote:

interesting -- so we have the aquatic event, the land event, and the
'mechanically assisted' land event?

Brian (far too intense)

dig under rocks

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Dec 6, 2004, 12:57:57 PM12/6/04
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"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access / on this server."


I don't know if that's a lot or not.......


KB

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Dec 6, 2004, 2:21:26 PM12/6/04
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that's what I got. We're priceless, obviously......

KB


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