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The Big D

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Dec 30, 2004, 3:02:52 AM12/30/04
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i'm living without roommates or a girlfriend for basically the first time in
my life, i'm finding it more and more liberating each day... walking around
naked, using the bathroom with the door open, sitting around like a lazy ass
on my couch, chain smoking and eating B&J chocolate chip cookie dough ice
cream...friggin awesome

oh yeah, my next door neighbor (female), also lives alone and is very hot
;-)
--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

kip winger rulz (10:10:07 AM): only time ive came close is when i was taking
off a condom and it flung shit in her eye


Hacker420

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Dec 30, 2004, 3:05:49 AM12/30/04
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Right on, brother! Follow your bliss!

:)
H420

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ken

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Dec 30, 2004, 3:07:13 AM12/30/04
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roommates suck. living alone is nice.
i can deal with my own mess but I dont
wanna deal with anyone elses. i do wanna
get a dog cuz it gets too quiet sometimes.

The Big D

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Dec 30, 2004, 3:17:58 AM12/30/04
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yeah, it is nice to come home to someone (my dog), that's happy to see me

though i find myself talking to him more than normal

--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

kip winger rulz (10:10:07 AM): only time ive came close is when i was taking
off a condom and it flung shit in her eye

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turdboss

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Dec 30, 2004, 4:11:26 AM12/30/04
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Bring a BIG bottle of wine to your neighbor and have her "welcome you"
to her neighborhood.

The Big D

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Dec 30, 2004, 4:43:13 AM12/30/04
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> Bring a BIG bottle of wine to your neighbor and have her "welcome you"
> to her neighborhood.

wouldn't need to be that big, i don't drink... i'm sure a normal .750 bottle
would take care of this girl

maybe she'd like to welcome my *ahem* into her... nevermind

--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

kip winger rulz (10:10:07 AM): only time ive came close is when i was taking
off a condom and it flung shit in her eye

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>


potatoman

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Dec 30, 2004, 9:25:51 AM12/30/04
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The Big D wrote:
> i'm living without roommates or a girlfriend for basically the first time in
> my life, i'm finding it more and more liberating each day... walking around
> naked, using the bathroom with the door open, sitting around like a lazy ass
> on my couch, chain smoking and eating B&J chocolate chip cookie dough ice
> cream...friggin awesome
>
> oh yeah, my next door neighbor (female), also lives alone and is very hot
> ;-)


Another thing is you can set the thermostat to whatever you want. That
was so nice when I first lived without roomates. I moved into a tiny
little 1 bedreoom apt when I first got away from roomates and loved it.
Later, I got married and my wife and I lived in the same tiny little
apartment - it got a little cramped but it was still nice. If you ever
get married, make sure the two of you set the thermostat to the same
temp. Makes life much simpler.

You have a hot single female neigbor and you're still sitting here
posting? You should've been over there 8 hours ago. Oh well. There's
tomorrow.

dig under rocks

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Dec 30, 2004, 9:48:01 AM12/30/04
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"The Big D" <dere...@hotmailNOSPAM.com> wrote in message
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> i'm living without roommates or a girlfriend for basically the first time
> in my life, i'm finding it more and more liberating each day... walking
> around naked, using the bathroom with the door open, sitting around like a
> lazy ass on my couch, chain smoking and eating B&J chocolate chip cookie
> dough ice cream...friggin awesome

I have never lived alone...but I think that if I wasn't married, I would.
Because roomates (I don't care how good of friends you are) SUCK ASS.


> oh yeah, my next door neighbor (female), also lives alone and is very hot
> ;-)


Well, you better clean yer shit up and open a window, or she's never gonna
wanna come in there.....

..lil-lilith-lily...

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Dec 30, 2004, 9:58:19 AM12/30/04
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I lived alone for a year.. (well with my cat).. and it was the best.. i
am so glad i did.. i think everyone should atleats once. You get a
whole new appriciation of yourself.

..sandy

£ Î Z @ R Ð

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:08:44 AM12/30/04
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It's nice to know that all the hair in the drain belongs to you.

--

- Jonathan

__REALLY__ JUST UPDATED (10-08-04) with __THREE__ new songs!
Go to http://www.guestroomproject.com/ to
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The Big D

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:22:53 AM12/30/04
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> It's nice to know that all the hair in the drain belongs to you

most

--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

kip winger rulz (10:10:07 AM): only time ive came close is when i was taking
off a condom and it flung shit in her eye

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The Big D

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:23:37 AM12/30/04
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> Well, you better clean yer shit up and open a window, or she's never gonna
> wanna come in there.....

i'm a really clean person when i live alone... when i have roommates, it's
much easier to just kinda leave shit lying around

here, i take pride in what the place looks like

well, you know, other than the spot in the corner where i like to take craps

--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

kip winger rulz (10:10:07 AM): only time ive came close is when i was taking
off a condom and it flung shit in her eye

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£ Î Z @ R Ð

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:24:42 AM12/30/04
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>> It's nice to know that all the hair in the drain belongs to you
>
> most

oh rub it in why don't you.

--

- Jonathan

__REALLY__ JUST UPDATED (10-08-04) with __THREE__ new songs!
Go to http://www.guestroomproject.com/ to
hear some music from my upcoming solo album,
the Guestroom Project. I play all the instruments.


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kiwi

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:24:03 AM12/30/04
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..lil-lilith-lily... wrote:
> You get a
> whole new appriciation of yourself.

well then!

--
Matt
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dig under rocks

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:26:24 AM12/30/04
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> i'm a really clean person when i live alone... when i have roommates, it's
> much easier to just kinda leave shit lying around

I hear dat.

take pride in what the place looks like

GOOD WERK!

> well, you know, other than the spot in the corner where i like to take
> craps

The Cum-sock Corner?

The Big D

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:28:27 AM12/30/04
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> The Cum-sock Corner?

i had a roommate that literally had a pile of "cumwear" wadded up in his
closet

the whole room smelled terrible

ah, college.

--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

kip winger rulz (10:10:07 AM): only time ive came close is when i was taking
off a condom and it flung shit in her eye

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The Big D

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:29:00 AM12/30/04
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>>> It's nice to know that all the hair in the drain belongs to you
>>
>> most
>
> oh rub it in why don't you.

as opposed to rubbing one out?

--
"i just want you two knuckles deep in my dirtstar yo" - wayne

kip winger rulz (10:10:07 AM): only time ive came close is when i was taking
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£ Î Z @ R Ð

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:33:11 AM12/30/04
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> as opposed to rubbing one out?

not personally, no.

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- Jonathan

__REALLY__ JUST UPDATED (10-08-04) with __THREE__ new songs!
Go to http://www.guestroomproject.com/ to
hear some music from my upcoming solo album,
the Guestroom Project. I play all the instruments.


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dig under rocks

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>> The Cum-sock Corner?
>
> i had a roommate that literally had a pile of "cumwear" wadded up in his
> closet
>
> the whole room smelled terrible

Yeah, you gotta wash that shit.....

Danny Gutters

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Dec 30, 2004, 10:56:18 AM12/30/04
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The Big D wrote:
> i'm living without roommates or a girlfriend for basically the first time in
> my life, i'm finding it more and more liberating each day... walking around
> naked, using the bathroom with the door open, sitting around like a lazy ass
> on my couch, chain smoking and eating B&J chocolate chip cookie dough ice
> cream...friggin awesome
>
> oh yeah, my next door neighbor (female), also lives alone and is very hot
> ;-)

You can eat a block of cheese like an apple!

Craig

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Dec 30, 2004, 11:18:26 AM12/30/04
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The Big D wrote:
>>The Cum-sock Corner?
>
>
> i had a roommate that literally had a pile of "cumwear" wadded up in his
> closet


Yeah, found some cumsocks in a friend's roommate's closet in college...
They didn't get along well in general, must've been the subtle scents.


--
Craig

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Craig

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Dec 30, 2004, 11:20:06 AM12/30/04
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The Big D wrote:
> i'm living without roommates or a girlfriend for basically the first time in
> my life, i'm finding it more and more liberating each day... walking around
> naked, using the bathroom with the door open, sitting around like a lazy ass
> on my couch, chain smoking and eating B&J chocolate chip cookie dough ice
> cream...friggin awesome
>
> oh yeah, my next door neighbor (female), also lives alone and is very hot
> ;-)


I had an awesome suite for my last three years at college (well, besides
how small it was overall). Six separate single bedrooms and a shared
lounge and bathroom. You could disappear into your room whenever you
wanted and make the room as clean or dirty as you want. I couldn't ever
share a room with these people, but we got along fine with our own spaces.


--
Craig

http://www.patik.com/

harlan griswold

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Dec 30, 2004, 11:21:26 AM12/30/04
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> Yeah, found some cumsocks in a friend's roommate's closet in college...
> They didn't get along well in general, must've been the subtle scents.

You were just casually rifling through his closet?


Craig

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Dec 30, 2004, 11:31:56 AM12/30/04
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Trying to find the source of the odor. It was my friend doing it, I
don't go through people's stuff, though I admit I was curious.


--
Craig

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dig under rocks

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Dec 30, 2004, 11:35:21 AM12/30/04
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"harlan griswold" <harlan....@mtnstream.org> wrote in message
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>> Yeah, found some cumsocks in a friend's roommate's closet in college...
>> They didn't get along well in general, must've been the subtle scents.
>
> You were just casually rifling through his closet?


Hahaha....just what I was wonderin' ;)

dig under rocks

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Reminds me of our trip to see The Dead at Alpine this past year. First, we
must travel back to the week prior.....to an outing on the town for dinner.
One friend had a horrible time deciding what to eat, and finally, following
20 minutes of deliberation, decided on the crab legs. (YUCK!) Apparently
his eyes were larger than his stomach, and he had to decide whether or to
box the remaining (expensive) food. His concern was that we were planning
on a night out at the bars directly following this meal.....and thought the
meat may go bad if left unrefridgerated in the van. Ultimately, he decided
to risk it...and off we went.....crab legs ala styro.

Fast forward one weeks time. One SUMMER weeks time.

We're driving from Madison to Alpine.....havin a good old time.....chit
chattin...partying........all the while, each of us (secretly) is wondering
why in the hell the other people in the van smell so bad. Not until we are
about an hour into the trip does someone finally yell out, "Okay, what in
the hell is that smell!?" To which everyone replies, "Yeah! I've been
smellin that too." So we pull over.

Following an extensive search involving every nook and cran that van had to
offer, a styrophome container is found under a rear seat. Now, most of the
occupants immediately recognized said container...but she who was
responsible for the find....sadly, was not....so she lifted the lid.

repugula12

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Dec 30, 2004, 1:06:19 PM12/30/04
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The Big D wrote:
> i'm living without roommates or a girlfriend for basically the first time in
> my life, i'm finding it more and more liberating each day... walking around
> naked, using the bathroom with the door open, sitting around like a lazy ass
> on my couch, chain smoking and eating B&J chocolate chip cookie dough ice
> cream...friggin awesome
>
> oh yeah, my next door neighbor (female), also lives alone and is very hot
> ;-)

I love actually having my own space for myself and my kittens. i totally
do the whole naked and using the bathroom with the door open thing, too.
And the week before a test its especially great because its totally
quiet and I can have all the lights on to keep me up studying. The
problem is that I get lonely all the times that I don't have important
stuff to do. I wish Matt lived like next door or downstairs like in
college. As an aside, I definitely wouldn't want a girl roomate EVER
again though, girls should never live together.

~Melissa~

Jude

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Jan 3, 2005, 8:46:58 PM1/3/05
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<< The
problem is that I get lonely all the times that I don't have important
stuff to do. I wish Matt lived like next door or downstairs like in
college. >>


I read a book years ago where the husband and wife shared two sides of a
duplex. they ate meals together and usually one slept over at the other's side,
but they each had seperate spaces. Sounds like the perfect marriage to me!


=) =) =) jude

Please, I have no regrets. No clean socks left, either.

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