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lfaz

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Mar 12, 2004, 8:54:46 PM3/12/04
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I like this!

http://www.electricartists.com/cannabiscup/stoner.html

I'm Grim Bongmaster


--
being lost,
being crazy maybe
is not so bad
if you can be
that way
undisturbed.

-Bukowski


Hoodskistravels

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Mar 12, 2004, 8:59:18 PM3/12/04
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I'm Master Roller

Sgt. Floyd Pepper

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Mar 12, 2004, 9:14:17 PM3/12/04
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Siberian Tiger Bluntmaster

If you're not into the whole brevity thing.


-Chad

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Dope Ah Licious

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Mar 12, 2004, 9:19:12 PM3/12/04
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Misunderstood Inhaler


oddly true....hahaha


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This post is for entertainment purposes only.

RedSoxPhan

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Mar 12, 2004, 9:34:18 PM3/12/04
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lfaz wrote:
> I like this!
>
> http://www.electricartists.com/cannabiscup/stoner.html
>
> I'm Grim Bongmaster
>
>
Jackson Hewlett

Double Dooobie Dimebag

respect,
Ben

YEMcGrupp

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Mar 12, 2004, 9:34:19 PM3/12/04
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Mojo Ganjamaster...

I like this one.....

Dope Ah Licious

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Mar 12, 2004, 9:38:50 PM3/12/04
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>Double Dooobie Dimebag

thats awesome...rolls off the tongue real nice

Fayza

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Mar 12, 2004, 9:46:05 PM3/12/04
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lfaz wrote:

> I like this!
>
> http://www.electricartists.com/cannabiscup/stoner.html
>
> I'm Grim Bongmaster

Marley Spliffster...sorta lame.

Hoodskistravels

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Mar 12, 2004, 9:51:55 PM3/12/04
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>Marley Spliffster...sorta lame.

lol..not so much...

repugula12

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Mar 12, 2004, 9:58:03 PM3/12/04
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If i put in my full name i get Blue Velvet Spliffmonger, but if i put in
my nickname (Missy) i get this which i think is much funnier Daddy's
Little Dimebag

~Melissa~

kiwi

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Mar 12, 2004, 10:04:21 PM3/12/04
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lfaz wrote:

> I like this!
>
> http://www.electricartists.com/cannabiscup/stoner.html
>
> I'm Grim Bongmaster
>
>

Here's all the possible names:
var potNames = new Array(
"Insane Tokemonkey",
"Respected Tokemaster",
"Dubious Dimebag",
"Excessive Bluntster",
"Annoying Bogart",
"Lazy-assed Grower",
"Erratic Pipepacker",
"Crystal Blondie Pipemaster",
"Grim Bongmaster",
"Misunderstood Inhaler",
"Double Dutch Spliffster",
"Smokus Maximus",
"Smiling Doobster",
"Happy OneHitter",
"Vulgar Cougher",
"Peaceful Inhaler",
"Thunderous Bluntster",
"Pesky Resinball",
"Mighty Mango Dopefiend",
"Irate Spliffmeister",
"Splifftastic Space Cadet",
"Diabolical Jointmeister",
"Amateur Resinator",
"Blue Velvet Spliffmonger",
"Ungrateful Jointpuffer",
"Merry Doobinator",
"Fanatical Jointfiend",
"Buddha's Sister Tokeinator",
"Morning Glory Bongmaster",
"White Rhino Dimebag",
"Daddy's Little Dimebag",
"Mother's Finest Stoner",
"Siberian Tiger Bluntmaster",
"Sacred Haze Zigzagger",
"Humboldt County Sheriff",
"Blue Haze Burnout",
"Jurassic Jointmaster",
"NYC Diesel Toker",
"Northern Lights Smokefiend",
"Total Eclipse Nickelbagger",
"Gandhi Ganjamaster",
"Kali Mist Spliffster",
"Drippy Dimebagger",
"Grateful Ganja Guru",
"Moo Goo Gai Ganja",
"Son of the Bong",
"Chicken-Fried Joint Roller",
"Lemon-Fresh Onehit",
"The Real Slim Stoner",
"Odoriferous Patchouli Stinker",
"Intelligent Smoker",
"Thunderous Bluntmonger",
"Mad Nickelbag",
"Phried Phish",
"Mojo Ganjamaster",
"Lazy-ass Grower",
"Excessive Toker",
"Erratic Supplier",
"Annoying Bogart",
"Shrieking Pipemaster",
"Happy One Hit",
"Smart-Ass Spliff",
"Smiley Doobinator",
"Misunderstood Pipe Packer",
"Bongmaster Extraordinaire",
"Mighty Dopefiend",
"Bubbles Resinsizzle",
"Ingenious Spliffwizard",
"Ungrateful Jointhogger",
"Dynamic Jointmeister",
"Suave Sativa",
"Amateur Resinator",
"Fanatical Joint Evangelist",
"Merry Doobinator",
"One Hit Wonder",
"Marley Spliffster",
"Double Doobie Dimebag",
"Master Roller",
"Doctor Dimebag",
"Bong Bubbler",
"Captain B. Pipesmoker",
"Massive Munchies",
"Nirvana Nickelbag",
"Skunky Happiness",
"Hash Head",
"Heshmaster Hookah",
"Hookah Hogger",
"Visine Vixen",
"Green Goblin",
"T.H.C. McGee",
"Amazing Haze"
)

--
Matt <"))>{
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IM: Dividedsky319

Hoodskistravels

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Mar 12, 2004, 10:06:05 PM3/12/04
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>"Insane Tokemonkey",

we have a winner!!

Jason Medeiros

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Mar 12, 2004, 10:53:20 PM3/12/04
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Erratic Supplier

yikes....

--
jmed
~~~<pineapple>~~~
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The Great Esopo

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Mar 12, 2004, 11:09:40 PM3/12/04
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Double Dutch Spliffster

I like it, but I do have to bow down to:

>>"Insane Tokemonkey",

defiently takes the cake.

:oP

The Great Esopo

Sm1hitapossum

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Mar 12, 2004, 11:17:13 PM3/12/04
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IM
T.H.C. McGee

Heddy Nuggets

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Mar 13, 2004, 2:23:54 AM3/13/04
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I'm lucky enough to be Jurassic Jointmaster.
I roll a tough one if I do say so myself.

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ThreeOfSpades

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Mar 13, 2004, 2:05:58 PM3/13/04
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I like Daddy's Little Dimebag...

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fucon

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Mar 13, 2004, 3:11:54 PM3/13/04
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danny putnam=
Phried Phish

aland...@bellsouth.net

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Mar 13, 2004, 4:53:34 PM3/13/04
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that one was mine, act-silly.

here's the secret message for your Saturday afternoon (or Sunday morning,
for all you bruces and sheilas out there in Bingalong Bay, Tasmania. OI!
OI! OI!).

Get yourself some of those clear label printer sheets. Wally's got em, to
be sure.

Grab yourself a cool picture of whatever-- sunset, Hendrix, pr0n. Whatever.

Dick around with that in Photoshop or whatever. Filter it, stratch it,
fish-eye lens it. Go nuts!

Print that shit out. (Photo size, like a snapshot or something. Or make it
full size, what do I care, it's your... No, no, no! Don't reverse the
image. It won't turn out right, if you do that. Trust me on this.)

OK. Cut out the excess from the picture and stick it to your mirror.

Now move your head side to side when you look at it.

Get back to me on this later.

Bretu Gnibe

Bretu Gnibe

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BoMaGoSh Yndit

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Mar 13, 2004, 5:48:24 PM3/13/04
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You must be my brotha. . . White Rhino Dimebag.


The Bi Polar Bear

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Mar 13, 2004, 10:27:14 PM3/13/04
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Ingenious Spliffwizard
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