The Prison Joke
LiverLobes
Will anyone post the complete joke?
Please
Pleaser
Pleaser Reprise
Phillip Zerbo
>Will anyone post the complete joke?
<<From: pze...@aol.com (PZerbo)
Subject: Re: * Here's the prison joke
Date: 12 Feb 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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>"J Francis" <jmf...@concentric.net>
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>Or something close anyways...
Don't shoot the messenger, it is lame, but for the record...
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Trey: Maybe if you yell loud enough, Fish will tell the Prison Joke.
Fish: The prison joke...this is good...anyone ever heard of John Fox?
Allright, well there's this tape we got, we're driving miles and miles and
miles and everytime you stop at one of those 24-hour marts for gas, they always
have tons of tapes, you know? So we always loook at all the tapes and they
have this thing like "Trucker's Comedy", you know, Volume One, Volume Two,
Volume Three...they all say like "Rated X", "Adult Humor" and stuff, y'know,
but so there's these just tapes of dirty jokes. So there's this one really
pretty funny one, there's this like half...half pint guy, and uh, how did he
go? Allright, y'know, OK, so y'know, I've only heard this joke like once or
twice... allright, so there's this really small guy, like, y'know, like me,
skinny and everything, he's small, and he goes to...he goes to jail. And, uh,
he's in this, he's in this..y'know, there are all these huge guys y'know, on
line to get to go into prison, and all this good stuff, and, uh, there's
this...they...they put him in a cell with this _huge_ guy, he's like 250-pound
guy, y'know, huge monster of a guy, all day he's like really.. he's really
afraid, and he's like timid, hanging in the corner, and, uh, uh, everything
goes OK, you know, no..no one's...no one gets hurt, or anything, so they go to
bed, they go to sleep, he's sleeping in the top bunk, the little guy, the other
guy's sleeping in the bottom bunk and about 3:00 in the morning, the big guy
downstairs, he just pokes at the bottom of the bed, he goes "Hey......wanna
play house?? I wanna play house." "do you want to be the husband or the
wife?" And the, and the, the little half-pint guy's like (in a whimper)
"Uhh....I wanna be the man..." And he goes, "Then come on down here and suck
your wife's dick!" (Fishman is the only only _only_ one laughing)
Allright...allright...The Prison Joke! It's all in the delivery. (Hold Your
Head Up begins underneath) That's why I'm not a comedian...that's why I...I
play drums, and I..I play the vacuum cleaner, that's all...but uh, I guess
some other time...
Trey: Henrietta, ladies and gentleman, Henrietta...
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Fishman on 2.11.99: "Hey, leave me alone about the prison joke, OK?"
-Phillip
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Steven D. Dolley
LiverLobes wrote in message
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>Can anyone post the complete joke?
Trust me. You don't WANT to hear the complete prison joke.
Really...
Steve
DLa4677936
very miniture. it is called the cave and 600 people can maybe squeeze into it.
strangefolk played there this past spring. very intimate setting. there is
no back stage for one thing and the stage is raised about 2 inches off the
ground.
d