my dog just ate the clump of hair covering the bathtub drain

[bzdyelnik]

what's the grossest thing y'all's pets have eaten?

[MacDog]

"bzdyelnik" <jessep...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> what's the grossest thing y'all's pets have eaten?
>

its own juicy cat poop

[LP]

bzdyelnik wrote:
> what's the grossest thing y'all's pets have eaten?

My friend's dog would puke, and then immediately lick up every speck.
Heinous thing to watch.

LP

[juntaspirit]

In my house we call it the "hair coin", b/c it is always a perfect
little circle of hair. Nothing is nastier. It is the battle of the
hair coin here each day. My husband insists on placing the hair coin
on the edge of the tub. If you are going to touch the hair coin
anyway, why not just put it in the garbage? Then when I get in, I have
to move the hair coin from tub edge to trash. The hair coin travels
this same unnecessary two step removal process each day.

[Jason Fitch]

I use toilet paper to pick it up, I'm not touching that shit.

--
-Jason

"Kicking your ass in, in a cold-blooded fashion"-Tom Waits

"full liability, no titties. bad day."-bzdyelnik

[potatoman]

you do this every day?
does one of you need to rogain or something? Or does one (or both) of
you have really long hair so that any loose hair causes a lot of hair coin?

[juntaspirit]

LOL..
All I know is the hair coin is there BEFORE I get in!

[juntaspirit]

LOL!!! ME TOO!

[MacDog]

"juntaspirit" <hunt...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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I'll bet that your husband doesn't notice the thing until it's obviously
slowing down the drain in the shower..

once you're all wet and soapy, you don't want to get out to dispose of the
thing in the trash, so you just knock it off your finger on the tub and
forget about it!

[juntaspirit]

My dog does this every time he pukes....it is so gross, but yet it
makes clean up much easier!
My dog also eats his own poop. But, he's a puppy and everyone tells me
this is normal for puppies, that he'll outgrow it.
Dogs are generally foul creatures. I was talked into it. I prefer
cats.

Bruce ate my sunglasses yesterday, plants, a lamp, the corner of an end
table, a chicken carcus (how is that spelled?), numerous stuffed
animals, a box of chiclets, my husband's Phish hat (brand new!), the
back of a flip flop and a million other things. No matter how hard I
try to keep everything Bruce proofed, he just finds stuff.

As far as I know, he hasn't eaten the hair coin yet, but maybe I could
train him to do so. It's fiber.

(Oh, I am going to gag at the thought of it.)

[winston....@gmail.com]

> My dog also eats his own poop.

As they say, never trust an animal that'll eat its own shit and fuck
its own mother.

[kiwi]

winston....@gmail.com wrote:
> As they say, never trust an animal that'll eat its own shit and fuck
> its own mother.

aw come on, generally i've found dave to be a pretty trustworthy, kind
guy.

<rimshot>

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[bzdyelnik]

for ours (tela), it's not the quantity of the damage, but the quality.
things that hold more value to us must taste better to
her...mmm...passports and wallets...

[TNKEV]

"bzdyelnik" <jessep...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> what's the grossest thing y'all's pets have eaten?
>

my dog doesn't eat her own shit but I have a 2 year old still in diapers and
when there is a little present in there my dog will eat the entire
diaper,and my dog does her buisness in the front yard(to lazy to go down the
steps to let her out back)and there are little absorbant crystals in diapers
that when they swell they look like jello,pretty damn nasty little jello
shit piles in the yard.

[Scott Tillman]

Growing up, the family dog ate the diamond out of my mother's engagement
ring. For the next three days, she locked the dog in the basement and used
wax paper to go through his shit. Today, the diamond is back on her hand...

Not really gross, but a good story (and true)...

On a more gross note, dogs are notorious for eating cat shit. A friend of
mine had a mastiff that would come over to my place, and ultimately find the
cat box. The litter hanging from his mouth folds and slobber were both
gross and fabulously hillarious

Take er easy
Scott T. (fabulously? must be the vagina talking again)

[smoothtoaster]

the grossest thing i ever saw a dog do was eat another dogs shit as it
came out of its asshole. it was a little spaniel puppy eating golden
retriver shit. it looked like it was sharing a noodle like in lady and
the tramp, except the lady was an asshole and the noodle was a huge
fucking turd.

-------------------------
smoothtoaster

[juntaspirit]

Excuse me, but that is the funniest fucking post I have ever read in my
life!

Lady and the Tramp....you gotta be kidding me!!!!!!
I am crying!!!!!! LOL!!!

[Ice Cream Man]

> what's the grossest thing y'all's pets have eaten?

the family dog ate my mom's pantyhose. it was pretty funny watching my mom
pull the panyhose out from the dog's ass.

my mom's current dog, a rat terrier (about 20lbs) ate a whole 1lb package of
bacon while it was still in the plastic wrapping, and he ate the wrapping,
too. came this close to killing him.

--
John

[Scott Tillman]

Just thought of more crazy things dogs eat stories...

In one of the more rural vet clinics that I worked, at least once every
other month or so, we would have a "marijunna toxicity" case (I have never
seen a case like this anywhere else, but I must have seen four or five at
this clinic, twice with the same folks). The dogs would have the twitches,
be hungry as hell, bark at random stuff, and essentially exhibit all the
cliched symptoms associated with THC. One dog was a miniature pincher and
it ate an entire fucking ounce of marijunna. To be quite honest, we were
pretty worried about the dog as that is a pretty acute amount of THC. I am
no James Herriot, but I have seen some crazy stuff...

Take er aesy
Scott T.

[juntaspirit]

did they eat doritos and giggle like crazy?

[Scott Tillman]

> did they eat doritos and giggle like crazy?

Heh...pretty much. People have some balls to admit that their dogs ate
their stash.

[dig under rocks]

"smoothtoaster" <smooth...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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| the grossest thing i ever saw a dog do was eat another dogs shit as it
| came out of its asshole. it was a little spaniel puppy eating golden
| retriver shit. it looked like it was sharing a noodle like in lady and
| the tramp, except the lady was an asshole and the noodle was a huge
| fucking turd.

OMFG....

[Jack Butler]

i know - i was literally crying as i read this. i haven't laughed this
hard in so long. classic. people were walking by my office asking if
i was okay.

[Snarf]

<this is gross>

I had a roommate once who was a lazy, lazy guy. I had a dog, Lucy, who
was far too beautiful for this planet (we lost her about 2 years ago).
Anyways, this guy would have lots of sex with his girlfriend. He would
put the used condoms on the window sill near his bed, b/c he didn't
have a trashcan nearby, and all he wanted to do after sex was lay in
bed and smoke cigarettes.

Anyways, one day, I'd taken the dog over to a friend's house for a
birthday party for his little nephew, who was about 6 years old at the
time. We're chilling in the backyard, throwing down a couple beers and
shooting the shit. All of a sudden, this kid comes up to us and says
"Lucy's pooping white balloons in the yard!" In his hand was this big
piece of dog shit, and sticking out of the side is a large segment of
visable used condom. It was fucking disgusting in every way.

That dog also chowed down on a stash once. She took a wonderful journey
into doggyland. I thought she was gonna die, but she came through OK.
Luckily, it was crappy stuff.

[juntaspirit]

Leaving the used condoms on the windowsill is even grosser than the dog
crapping them out. Sounds like a total pig!

[winston....@gmail.com]

TNKEV wrote:
> pretty damn nasty little jello
> shit piles in the yard.

And I took lawn-care advice from you?

[Lisa]

Fuck it. It's clean.

"juntaspirit" <hunt...@comcast.net> wrote in message

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> LOL!!! ME TOO!
>

[Lisa]

Priceless. I even truly laughed outloud.

"smoothtoaster" <smooth...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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[Lisa]

My dog (PUG!) once ate a butterfinger, wrapper & all. I took her to the vet
so she'd puke up the chocolate, but digested some & had part of the wrapper
hanging out her ass the next day. It happened to be the part that said
"Butt".

Also, one of my friends lived with me for a while & had a cat.... my pug,
Josie thought it was like a fucking tootsie-roll snack bar in the litter
box. She'd sneak in there & eat all the shit, then come out with litter
clinging to her black flappy pug lips & look at me like "what? I didn't do
anything!"

"bzdyelnik" <jessep...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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[potatoman]

smoothtoaster wrote:
> the grossest thing i ever saw a dog do was eat another dogs shit as it
> came out of its asshole. it was a little spaniel puppy eating golden
> retriver shit. it looked like it was sharing a noodle like in lady and
> the tramp, except the lady was an asshole and the noodle was a huge
> fucking turd.
>

I've seen something very similar and much more disgusting that I won't
go into great detail about other than to say it involved my baby and my
dog. Use your imagination.

I'm gagging a little just thinking about it.