What's your bong's name?

[Flynn the Eskimo]

Reading a response posted by KindViper, I thought this would make a great thread. I've heard some damn funny bong names before, so if you know of any please post them.

My friends had a black Graffix they called The Chief, named after Robert Parish of the Celtics. Reason: "It's big, it's black, and it loves to smoke dope"

The Weedeater and Oscar the Ouch were two other favorites of mine. Another friend had a bong called The Machine and every time they pulled it out to pack it they put on the Pink Floyd song "Welcome my son, welcome to the machine"...crazy shit.

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[ThGhost]

My homemade wine-bottle contraption is affectionately known as
the "Golgi Apparatus."

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[Krackemotos]

Da' Bong!

as in pass me da bong!

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[Marco Escuandoles]

We had a HUGE 4 person Hookah named
RED SKELTON..........
It was big, and red, and had a skeleton face on it.
I think it is probably still being handed down from smoker to smoker at the
University.

[The Big Trip]

The Swinger and Tom Green. Tom Green is the 2 person glass.

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[jude]

back in high school, we had a black skull-shaped bong with 4 tubes.....called
it Dr Death.......that way we could be all cool and stealth and say "i sucked
dr death" right in front of everyone and nobody would know what we were talking
about!!! (either that or they thought it was sex not drugs)

[Diggs421]

I have an 17 year old original graffiCs ...named Crom...Conan the
babarians Sky god..who lives HIGH on the Mountain...kind of like
Icculus..just more stoned...thank god they used thick plastic back in
the day....i saw the same type of bong at a Dead show in '89...cops
had found it and were taking baseball swings at atree trying to break
it...it took them almost 20 minutes to break it much to the delight of
the large crowd that had gathered cheering the bong!..they definately
knew how to make bongs that last more than a year...

[py...@prodigy.net]

Kaboom ,The Onion, Golgi Apparatus, and The Helping Hand

[Jiggy MoMo]

Mrs. B...short for Mrs. Butterworth.
Yes, that's right...a bong made from a Mrs. Butterworth bottle.
-John
As sweet as she's known to be, she can be cruel sometimes. :-)
"Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?"
"...at the current rate, one out of every five people on earth will be an
Elvis impersonator by the year 2037."

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[Flynn the Eskimo]

I almost forgot about my friend Karen's bong. Its name is Henrietta Pussycat, after the puppet on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. No one ever calls it that though, because its nickname is The Pussy. I loved getting calls from her wanting to smoke, "Flynn, my Pussy's empty, could you come over and fill it up for me?" "Come on guys, we're going over to suck on Karen's Pussy!" Ahh, a bong name of limitless possibilities!

[SlimMKobi]

>Flynn pondered:

>I loved getting calls from her wanting to smoke, "Flynn, my
>Pussy's empty, could you come over and fill it up for me?"
>"Come on guys, we're going over to suck on Karen's Pussy!" Ahh,
>a bong name of limitless possibilities!

Now THAT, my phriends, is some FUNNY FUCKIN SHIT!
Mad props to Flynn for making me spit water all over my monitor.

namaste'
AUM MANI PADME HUM

kobi

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[BoodaKhan5]

the corncob. its a phatty 2 foot double bouble glass Jerome Baker but i neame
dit the corncob so i can ask my buddies; "wanna smoke the corncob?" and they
think im refering to a crappy corncob pipe and refuse untill i pull her out.
the kindz

[LuCky7]

Bo Jangles

[Loser235]

me gots a bong named LOSER
its purple with a big sticker that says...LOSER

Flynn the Eskimo wrote:
>
> I almost forgot about my friend Karen's bong. Its name is Henrietta Pussycat, after the puppet on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. No one ever calls it that though, because its nickname is The Pussy. I loved getting calls from her wanting to smoke, "Flynn, my Pussy's empty, could you come over and fill it up for me?" "Come on guys, we're going over to suck on Karen's Pussy!" Ahh, a bong name of limitless possibilities!

[SlimMKobi]

A buddy of mine has a red 4 footer named Clifford (after the
GIANT red dog in the Children's books of the same name)

Bong names from back intheday->

"Bernie" - 2 foot red plastic - Our (my friends and I) original
bong, first one I hit.....Bernie met his fate the same day my
friends and I dosed for the first time - We were SO excited to
have doses that we left the red metal case (that housed Bernie,
inscence, and our brass pipe - Pipe's name was bud - Our
original pipe, also) out and WIDE OPEN on the floor in my
buddy's bedroom (we were using the lid to cut the doses up on).
We got word later that day that my buddy's dad was coming home,
so we migrated to another buddy's house (made a pit stop at the
grocery store to purchase Smarties and Coke - A recommended
combination for dosing - Eat a few Smarties and take a swig of
Coke - Your mouth fills with foam - VERY odd) and hung out there
- I was playing Super Metroid and the phone rang - It was my
buddy's dad - He had found the bongbox and wanted my buddy Adam
to come home - BAD, BAD deal - Adam had to go home and answer to
that bullshit WHILE tripping his nuts off - His dad placed the
bong and pipe on a tree stump in the backyard and made Adam
smash them with a sledgehammer - Quite an interesting chain of
events to have to deal with on yer first trip - Everything ended
up being ok, tho - Adam got to come back and hang out after 30
minutes or so.

"The Gas Mask" - A gas mask complete with glass eyepieces
fashioned into a bong (3 foot rippled hose, 1 foot plastic
chamber - Bought it complete with olive drab canvas carry bag -
Goddamn we should have given it a better name, I mean, c'mon!)

"Shorty" - 1 foot plastic minibong (with a reputation for
proving the "Large things come in small packages" cliche' - Yet
another extremely creative name)

Parscraphenon - 3 foot Glass Chills Intergalatic Purifier - My
buddy John and I bought it on the way to our first Phish show
(11-18-96) - We rolled up in the lot, and a Church van rolled up
next to us - A head jumped out, turned to me and said "NUGS" -
It doesn't get much more perfect than that.....We devirginized
Parscraphenon right there in the parking lot - He met his fate a
few short months later - A friend dropped him on the floor while
toting him to the car - R.I.P Parscraphenon (Pahr-Scraff-In-On)

[stric9]

My crew and I have two bongs. One is small and blue and is
called
"My Blue Heaven" after the movie and the song. The other is a
green hookah and is called "Oz" after the emerald city. OT but
we
have a bowl called the Righteous Bowl because we say a prayer of
thankfulness everytime we spark it. That stems from the fact
that
my friend stopped toking after he was made an elder in his church
youth group and the church opposed drugs because you weren't
glorifying God while using them. He was pretty weird about God
and drugs together. Anyway, two of my friends cary all their
smoking supplies around with them in shoe boxes to conceal them.
We used to call the boxes just "kits" but just a few weeks ago,
we
were way, way high and I decided to call those kits our KB Toys
after a toy store in our area called KB Toys and after the fact
that everyone says KB for Kind Bud. I was so proud of myself for
thinking up something so clever when I was so out of it. Toodles

[Matt]

There was a bong that we had called Fat Albert, it was a 2 foot, green
bong with a yellow and green base... it was covered in stickers... the 2
i remember was one of Fat Albert and one that said, " I LOVE COPS"...

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[Jonas Borg]

well, we have pipes, and bongs and shit...
Bongs:
1.) HippenHarple (named after 2 science teachers one of which made LSD at
home)
2.) James Bong 00420 Liscensed to toke
3.) The Green Bong (it was green)(CHRONIC SHOTS)

Pipes:
1:) Charlie Hits like acid (peace pipe, gave it a pseudo-indian name)
2:) Cali-Bash (actual calabash pipe made of meerschaum, very nice. Rap
with me now...I'm going going back back to Cali Cali...BASH)
3:) Richard Meerschaam (another meerschaum pipe)

Thats all we have named.

Nate

[Jonas Borg]

oh and we had the SteamRoller...thats actually what it was, but I think it
was a good name. However, may it RIP, because the cops took that shit from
me.

Nate

[NipMyTip]

Currently, the Storm Trooper because that's the base.
Before we had Gordon Shemway, (Alf's real name), but that broke. In high
school it was The Grape Crush, 6 footer anmd that got us into putting soda
lables on all our bongs like the Dew, The Gatorade Frost and full circle to the
Orange crush after the grape broke.

Kung,
Jon

[A Simple One]

Dr. Gonzo, Marvin, Purple People Eater, and Sven
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[GOT JIBOO?]

In high school I had a 4 chamber plastic bong that I got in Venice Beach, CA.
That night we took it back to Santa Barbara to christen it and after my
original toke, I replied, " holy shit, this things a wizard" So The Wizard was
there to stay!!!! Chris

[paNICbUtton]

"give your bong a name!"

"Mr. bong"

"you wanna try a little harder. . .c'mon, give it a girl's
name!"

"mom?"

"your bong's name is charlene. Now, this is a picture of
your enemy, Dan Zone. Every day i want you to spend 15
minutes staring at it and concentrating on how much you
hate him and how glorious it will be when you and charlene
annhilate him!"

"who's charlene?"

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[paNICbUtton]

my buddy used to a have a four-foot, double chambered
graffix we called "the hammer," until an unfortunate
cleaning incident involving ammonia and a tragic lack of
foresight. . .

[jjfollow]

i have a triple bubble color changing one that i "the biggity"
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[treyisajedi]

Well, I've already confessed this once (yesterday) on the Britney thread....
My bong's name is Britney. It is COVERED with 2 inch tall Britney Spears
stickers. 2 foot blown glass, beautiful.... but not as beautiful as BRITNEY!
We always say, "go get Britney" or " I need some quiet time with Britney."

Ahhh, Britney. Oh yes, she will be a hippie chick. Anyone see her with the
wings in RS? Proof!

DJ Trippy Hippy

[A Simple One]

I am having a brain-fart.... What is this a quote from?

>"give your bong a name!"
>
>"Mr. bong"
>
>"you wanna try a little harder. . .c'mon, give it a girl's
>name!"
>
>"mom?"
>
>"your bong's name is charlene. Now, this is a picture of
>your enemy, Dan Zone. Every day i want you to spend 15
>minutes staring at it and concentrating on how much you
>hate him and how glorious it will be when you and charlene
>annhilate him!"
>
>"who's charlene?"
>
>

[Marco Escuandoles]

Hahaha, this is funny.
Because a bunch of my friends went and bought appropriate tool boxes
(plastic with the latches),
and filled them with eggshell bed pads, with a cutout of said piece.

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[Slackton3]

It's from the Simpsons, but originally it was a coversation between Homer and
Bart about a putter. Bart was about to have a competition in mini-golf with
Todd Flanders. The poster craftifully changed the dialogue to suit the
conversation about bongs. Ingenious!

-The Illustrious Seth

[Keith Skeffington]

"Biff' as in Biff Henderson from Dave Letterman. just one of those things
when you're high and it seems like the right thing to call it. a nice 420
sticker, an SCI groovin sticker along with a few phishes.........indeed i
believe Biff is calling my name.
peace pot and microdot
skeph

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[Mrs. McG]

my friend has a big glass one w/ a satan head on the base. the thing is UGLY.
i got it for her for her birthday, she's the only one i know that'd appreciate
something like that. his name is EL DIABLO.

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Peace,
Mike

[GonePhishin99]

i have an 18" jerome baker named Bessie and a glass 4 footer named the Tower of
Power

[tube]

Grimace.
yes it is purple.

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what the hell was the real Grimace anyway?
some sort of water drop?
a blop of purple pudding?
a sloth?
did they call him the sloth?
did he eat Italian Spaghetti?

[HyPerKwEeN]

me and my friends have this little pipe its awesome its this little one that
looks just like a tube of lipstick. take off the bottom and pack and inhale
through the tip..its great. the "red lipstick pistol", from a rustic overtones
song. if youve never listened to rustic, check them out. my favorite band next
to phish.

"some people drink, some people don't. some people think, some people won't.
some people like to smoke a bowl, and some don't. some people do, some people
don't." -DMB

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[YaMar19]

PHYLLIS

[FarmhouseDMB]

Meilosh from Seinfeld

[Jonathan Powley]

Mr. Smobe. Don't ask why, he's just SMOBE. Rhymes with lobe

Jon
"We're an answer looking for a question" - Peter Steele of Type O Negative

[Irons34]

Mr. Minor...everyone would take a bong hit and then say, "thank you mr. minor."

[sweet_t...@my-deja.com]

Orange Julis- (or O.J.)...an Orange, double-chamber contraption...and
the big glass one is Sampson!!!!

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[Jamie]

my friends call theirs "your mom's wet pussy" no joke.
So if you call them up and ask them what they are doing they will respond
with, "we just got done hittin your moms wet pussy".
Or "everyone coming over tonight to get some of your moms wet pussy".

I know some strange people.
Jamie

[FSykes]

Right after I bought my first Graffix, as we were preparing to use it for
the first time, someone brought up the idea of naming it. One of my friends
said I should name it "Damone," which I thought was horrible, and I said so.
My friend says, "Well, I'm either going to start calling the bong Damone, or
I'm going to start calling YOU Damone. Your choice."
That was seven years ago, and I still have Damone, packed and ready in front
of me as I type this.

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> just a simple 2 foot graffix, rainbow base, rainbow
> glass.......SKITTLES.....taste the rainbow. unfortunately skittles broke
last
> night and bit the dumpster today after six years of loyal service....rest
in
> peace my friend, many will miss you

[Alan&Rae]

about a decade ago my college roomates and i bought a bong, and named it the
professor, some jagoffs stole it off of us at the end of the year, those
ruthless bastards. but it gave a lot of memories to us.
alan

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