TICKLISH GUYS WANTED
Terri DiSisto
Are you a guy between the ages of 18-23 who is
HOT, TICKLISH, and IN NEED OF SOME U.S. CASH?
Or, perhaps, a new Windows 95 Pentium II Pro PC????
If so, read on...I'm very serious about what you'll discover...
My name is Terri. I am a female college student in the
Boston, Massachusetts area that is a total TICKLING FREAK.
As a hobby...one that costs me ALOT of money...I maintain aumn
personal collection of amateur videos featuring guys being
tickled (usually for 30 or 60 minutes) by a girlfriend, good girl
friend, girl friends, or even guy friends. I am not a business,
video trader, or porn solicitor. My interest is in TICKLING.
I am actively looking for guys to make videos that I can add to
my collection. Guys that interest me are YOUNG (basically,
my age...18-23), HOT (swimmer/soccer/runnerbuilt....on the
thin side...not too "big-n-buff"....with absolutely no bodyfat
whatsoever), and TICKLISH! No sex or nudity are wanted in
my videos. I just want to see guys tied up and mrecilessly,
relentlessly TICKLED.
If you are interested in this UNIQUE (and hopefully FUN) way of
making $$$$, please e-mail me. I need you to provide me with
a general picture (.gifs, .jpgs, .bmps, and pictures found on
webpage URLS are fine...and I have a mailing address to "snailmail"
regular photos, also) before I can make you a concrete cash offer.
Average fees paid:
$125 for a 30 minute video
$250 for a 60 minute video
Money offered is determined by your looks, ticklishness, and who
will be tickling you.
A limited number of Pentium 200MMX and Pentium II Pro 233MMX
pc systems are available for guys or groups of guys (e.g college
frathouses, etc) that make multiple videos for me!!!
Asian, Black and Hispanic guys are ESPECIALLY welcomed and wanted!!!
I have numerous online references that are available for contact to
assure you of my honesty, legitimacy, and SERIOUSNESS about all of
this.
PLEASE NOTE: This is not a TICKLING SERVICES AVAILABLE
POSTING. I have a boyfriend, full cadre of friends, and plenty of
guys to tickle already. I AM NOT LOOKING TO MEET OR TICKLE ANY
GUYS ENCOUNTERED FROM CYBERSPACE!!!! I also do not provide
videotaping equipment, facilities, or girls to tickle you. All
aspects of video production are your responsibility!!!!!
Thanks!!! I hope to hear from you!!!
TERRI
http://www.tickling.com
shane virone
> My name is Terri. I am a female college student in the
> Boston, Massachusetts area that is a total TICKLING FREAK.
> As a hobby...one that costs me ALOT of money...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON'S PROBLEM
Tigre
In article <33c942a4...@news.supernews.com>, Terri DiSisto
<terri...@TICKLING.COM> writes
> Are you a guy between the ages of 18-23 who is
> HOT, TICKLISH, and IN NEED OF SOME U.S. CASH?
> Or, perhaps, a new Windows 95 Pentium II Pro PC????
> If so, read on...I'm very serious about what you'll discover...
>
> Boston, Massachusetts area that is a total TICKLING FREAK.
tree...Excuse fairy but will you tickle me, oh thankyou now i'm going to
shoot you....!
WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL 4 LETTER WORD?
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Talk to me if you wish... when she said YES to me"
(TEE-GRAY) Ti...@zambula.demon.co.uk
CBertolet
Confounded? Find it hard to understand DeSisto's posts? Here's a primer
for understanding Terri Tickle's language in simple terms:
Text: "Are you a guy between the ages of 18-23 who is
HOT, TICKLISH, and IN NEED OF SOME U.S. CASH?"
Translation: Do you like to demean yourself and perpetuate repressed
childhood hangups? You're in luck! Calling all psychological
cluster-fucks! Here, boy!
Text: "My name is Terri."
Translation: "My name is Terrence."
Text: "I am a female college student in the
Boston, Massachusetts area..."
Translation: I am a 59-year old man from the Florida Keys with a large
collection of penis enlargement apparatus and Asian kiddie porn. I like
sunsets, sun-dried tomatoes and other vegetables....preferably large
tubers.
Text: "As a hobby...one that costs me ALOT of money..."
Translation: As an obsession, one that occasionally lands me in the
unenviable position of having to settle out of court with meddling
parents....
Text: "I maintain aumn
personal collection of amateur videos featuring guys being
tickled (usually for 30 or 60 minutes) by a girlfriend, good girl
friend, girl friends, or even guy friends. I am not a business,
video trader, or porn solicitor. My interest is in TICKLING."
Translation: I collect fetish videos to which I jerk off -- in between
episodes of "Emergency 51" (that Randolph Mantooth was hunkalicious in his
day, wasn't he?).
Text: "I am actively looking for guys to make videos that I can add to
my collection. Guys that interest me are YOUNG (basically,
my age...18-23),"
Translation: If I could ask little boys to send me hard-core porn, I
would, but my greaseball NAMBLA attorney has advised me against it.
Text: "HOT (swimmer/soccer/runnerbuilt....on the
thin side...not too "big-n-buff"....with absolutely no bodyfat
whatsoever), and TICKLISH!"
Translation: Mannequins prefered. Actual human beings need not apply.
Text: "No sex or nudity are wanted in
my videos."
Translation: Just covering my ass. But if *yours* happens to peek out
of your Daisy Dukes while making the tape....who's ever gonna know? ;)!
Text: "I need you to provide me with
a general picture (.gifs, .jpgs, .bmps, and pictures found on
webpage URLS are fine...and I have a mailing address to "snailmail"
regular photos, also) before I can make you a concrete cash offer."
Translation: I get to choose which of you will be permitted to demean
yourselves.
Text: "Asian, Black and Hispanic guys are ESPECIALLY welcomed and
wanted!!!"
Translation: I especially like to demean minorities!!!
Text: "I have numerous online references that are available for contact
to
assure you of my honesty."
Translation: I've paid people to say nice things about me.
Text: "I have a boyfriend"
Translation: I have a houseboy named Jill who lets me paint his toenails.
Text: "I AM NOT LOOKING TO MEET OR TICKLE ANY
GUYS ENCOUNTERED FROM CYBERSPACE!!!! I also do not provide
videotaping equipment, facilities, or girls to tickle you. All
aspects of video production are your responsibility!!!!!"
Translation: These would all constitute a case of unauthorized
solicitation or production of videos intended for sexual purposes, which
would also be a violation of law. And I wouldn't want to violate the law.
Unless I wound up in a prison where beatings didn't accompany the
ass-rapings. Mmmm. Food for thought.
Hope this all helps!
~~~Man, being reasonable, must get drunk/The best of Life is but intoxication." -- Byron, *Don Juan*~~~
chris bertolet
Peter Icke
Chris- Your "ticklespeak translation" is absolutely hilarious and
frighteningly true!
Pete
Björn Magnusson
shane virone wrote:
>
> > My name is Terri. I am a female college student in the
> > Boston, Massachusetts area that is a total TICKLING FREAK.
>
> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON'S PROBLEM
She has a hobby that costs her a lot of money. But maybe that's not what
you meant... Tickling videos...sounds a bit kinky to me...how could a
person actually be satisfied by watching a totally stranger being
tickled by another stranger? It's just unbelievable.
--
Bjorn Magnusson
mailto:ba...@algonet.se
http://www.algonet.se/~bara1
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shane virone
> > > My name is Terri. I am a female college student in the
> > > Boston, Massachusetts area that is a total TICKLING FREAK.
> > > As a hobby...one that costs me ALOT of money...
> > > blah, blah, blah...
> >
> > WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON'S PROBLEM
>
> She has a hobby that costs her a lot of money. But maybe that's not what
> you meant... Tickling videos...sounds a bit kinky to me...how could a
> person actually be satisfied by watching a totally stranger being
> tickled by another stranger? It's just unbelievable.
What I meant was that she posted in alt.music.nirvana 3 times for this same
shit, she also posted this to rec.music.phish. I'm sure there are better
newsgroups to post on than those .
suz
oh my.... <holding my belly as i chuckle heavily>
touche chris!!!!! boy, out of the incredibly large number of terri
posts that have been on here, that one was by FAR the wittiest (and in
my humble opinion, a fine work of investigative reporting;) and i am
nominating you for the RMP host of the year. keep up the ingenuity
(sp?!lol) we need more of it on here these daze...
~~~~positive vibrations~~~~~~~
-suz:")
Ben Werdmuller
> I am actively looking for guys to make videos that I can add to
> my collection. Guys that interest me are YOUNG (basically,
> my age...18-23), HOT (swimmer/soccer/runnerbuilt....on the
> thin side...not too "big-n-buff"....
Hm. "Big-n-buff" sounds like a setting on a carwash.
Jeffrey P. Scogland
Okay Chris, congrad's.
That was the funniest post I've seen in a while.
I definitely just got really weird looks from the people around me for
that. I was sitting at my desk (yep, work) and laughing my ass off, loud!
Thoroughly enjoyed, bravo.
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