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Will Dockery

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Amanda wrote:
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> When I see Dockery

Your little heart goes pitty-patty... we know, Amanda.

Here's the current Dockery bio from Wikinfo for you to get your rocks
off on...

Will Dockery factsheet:
http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Will_Dockery

{{SS}}
{{Criticism}}

{{Infobox musical artist <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Musicians -->
| Name = Will Dockery
| Img = WillDockery20080526.jpg
| Background = solo_singer
| Birth_name = Will Dockery
| Born = {{birth date and age|1958|5|7}}
| Origin = [[LaGrange, Georgia]]
| Instrument = [[singer|Vocals]]
| Genre = [[Rock music|Rock]], [[folk rock]], [[word
jazz]], [[art rock]], [[noise rock]], [[experimental rock]]
| Occupation = [[Singer-songwriter]], [[pizza delivery]] and
[[advertising]], [[poet]], [[minicomic]] creator
| Years_active = 1983–present
| Label = [[Independant]]
| Associated_acts = [[Shadowville All-Stars]], [[Henry F. Conley]]
| URL = [http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars/
Shadowville All-Stars]
}}

Will Dockery is an [[American]] [[poet]], [[minicomic]] [[artist]] and
[[singer-songwriter]].

==Early Years==

The son of [http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Image:Kelly_H_Dockery.jpg
Kelly H. Dockery], a [[World War II]] and [[Korean War]] veteran,
later a Howard [[bus]] and [[taxicab]] driver, and [[Mildred
Whitley]], William Abraham Dockery was born in [[LaGrange, Georgia]]
on [[May 7, 1958]], where he would visit frequently during childhood,
being the home of his [[maternal]] grandparents. He lived in
[[Columbus, Georgia]], forty miles south of LaGrange, and both areas
meld into the [[alternate universe]] of [[Shadowville]] in his various
works of art.

He started playing music in 1961, when he got his first guitar. This
early phase in music was cut short, though, when he smashed the guitar
over his father's head, who was napping. He remembers he was emulating
a scene he'd seen on an episode of the television series [[Bonanza]]
or another of the [[western]]s popular in that era. [[Hank Williams]]
was an early hero, especially after watching ''[[Your Cheatin'
Heart]]'', the 1964 film of Hank Williams' life story with [[George
Hamilton]] playing Williams.

He attended [[Waverly Terrace Elementary]] school, where he won first
prize in kindergarden in a school-wide competition for a crayon
drawing of a [[witch]], obviously influenced by his early exposure to
[[comic book]]s and [[film noir]], which everything on [[television]]
resembled in the pre-color era of the 1960s.

The next year, in May of 1965, his family moved to the east side of
Columbus, where he attended [[Edgewood Elementary]] school. There, he
wrote his first [[poetry]], influenced by reading [[Edgar Allen Poe]]
and combining that with ideas influenced by popular music such as
[[The Beatles]]. Also during this time he created hundreds of hand
made, unpublished [[minicomic]]s, which included over 500 issues of
the adventure [[serial]] [[Uncle Jim]], ''Uncle Jim Comics and
Stories'' had a spinoff [[comic strip]] called [[Tonight Show Starring
Uncle Jim]], which filled many episodes in which [[guest host]]s
filled in for Uncle Jim in a parody of [[Johnny Carson]]'s television
series of the time. In May of 1970 Dockery made his return to music,
performing a cover of the [[Tiny Tim]] song ''[[Tiptoe Through the
Tulips]]''.

==Discography==

* ''[[Bag of Groceries]]'' (1982) material written and recorded with
Jim Pontius and P.D. Wilson.
* ''[[Shadowville All-Stars]][http://www.myspace.com/
shadowvilleallstars](2006-07) material written with [[Dennis Beck]]
and [[Brian Mallard]], including ''God's Toybox'', ''Dream Tears'' and
others.
* ''[[Dockery-Conley]]'' [http://www.myspace.com/willdockery]
(1998-2008) material written with [[Henry F. Conley]], including
''Ozone Stigmata'', ''Fadeaway Encounter'' and others.
* ''[[Shadowville Speedway ep]]'' A five song sampler [[compact disc]]
released June 11 2008, 1.) Shadowville Speedway 2.) Twilight Girl 3.)
Fadeaway Encounter 4.) Ragpicker Joe 5.) Surgeon General. All songs
written by Will Dockery and Henry Conley.

==Minicomics==

[[Image:Demon-House-Theatre.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Demon House Theatre
minicomic by Will Dockery]]

*[[Uncle Jim's Comics and Stories]] (1969-1970) unpublished minicomic.
*Various unpublished [[comic strips]] including [[Splut]], [[Virtue
Peak]], [[Vulture's Beak]], [[The Assemblers]] and [[Tonight Show
Starring Uncle Jim]] (1967-1970)
*[[Terror Time]] (1970-1974) unpublished [[horror anthology]]
minicomic.
*[[Le Glass Dildo]] (1978) mixture of minicomic and poetry.
*[[The Torchbearers]] (1979-1980)
*[[Shaman Newspaper]] (1984-1996) minicomic anthology
*[[Demon House Theatre]] (1985-1988)
*[[River Mutants]] (1985-1988)

==Poetry Chapbooks==

*[[Red Zeros]] -Summer 1983
*[[Topaz Cube]] -Summer 1984
*[[Blood Skeleton]] -Summer 1984
*[[Green Ringlets]] -1989
*[[felt]] -1990 [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.zines/msg/
c2c6b40a56757929?hl=en alt.zines review from January 7 1996]
<blockquote>felt, 50c postpaid. [[Minicomic]], eight pages.
[[William Dockery]], P.O. Box
xxxx, [[Phenix City, Alabama]] 36868.
On the back cover of this tome is written the words, "Second
Printing."
I was going to joke that with Dockery, this means my copy is not only
the
second printing but the second copy. However, this damn thing is
actually
very well written. Maybe he did actually print more than one copy in
the
first printing, and sold out!
felt begins poorly, but picks up at the top of page four. Then
things
really get going at the bottom of page four, and the lines roll on
through
thunderous poetic crescendoes right to the end. There are amazing
images
here; [[Tatumville]] park, the memory of Tracy, the father who's "a
grey cat,"
even a lake of disappearing paths.
I highly recommend this chapbook on two counts, as a stunning book
of
poems and as a sample of the best the comics small press has to offer.
-[[Andrew Roller]], January 7 1996 in [[alt.zines]]</blockquote>
*[[Criticism of Will Dockery|
To The Magic Store]] -1993
*[[April Bullets]] -1995
*[[Secret Madrigals]][http://www.angelfire.com/al2/willdockerypoems/]
-1997
*[[Hard Return]] -1998
*[[Opera Positions]] -1998
*[[Sea Weed Fox]] -1999
*[[White Irony]] -2000

==Video appearances==

Dockery was a part of [[documentary]] [[film-maker]] [[Truman Bentley,
Jr.]]'s multi-part [[video cassette]] observation of the poets,
artists and [[oddball]]s of [[Columbus, Georgia]] from the years
1996-2000. These have not been transferred to [[DVD]] and are at
present out-of-print. Various peformances of Will Dockery are
available on [[YouTube]], including

*Ozone Stigmata, written with Henry Conley.
*Truck Stop Woman, written with Henry Conley.
*Last Dream Today, written with Brian Mallard.
*The Ride/Combat Zone, written with Dennis Beck.

==Known Associates==
- [[Jim Pontius]]
- [[Tito Wals]]
- [[Paul D. Wilson|pd wilson]]
- [[Gene Woolfolk, Jr.]]
- [[Wes Sprunger]]
- [[George Buck]]
- [[Brian Fowler]]
- [[Dan Barfield]]

==Hangouts==
- [[Majestic Diner]] ([[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]])
- [[Ken's Tavern]] ([[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]])
- [[Dinglewood Pharmacy]] ([[Columbus, Georgia]])
- The [[Alley]] behind [[Rhino's on Broad]] ([[Columbus, Georgia]])
- [[SoHo Bar and Grill]] ([[Columbus, Georgia]])

==Later Years==

Will Dockery currently resides in western central [[Georgia]],
pursuing his lifelong passions for art, music, poetry and
[[performance art]], most recently appearing with Henry Conley and
Gene Woolfolk at [[Pat's Place]] in [[Americus, Georgia]] June 14,
2008.

A new collection of songs written with Henry F. Conley, ''Shadowville
Speedway Blues'' is planned to be released on [[compact disc]] in Fall
2008.

==See Also==

*[[List of minicomics creators]]
*[[Parnello's Pizza]]
*[[Minicomic co-ops]]
*[[Shadowville All-Stars]]
*[[Criticism of Will Dockery]], Critique by [[Rick Howe]]

==External links==
*[http://groups.google.com/group/nightmarecult/browse_thread/thread/
b476b4fd698acdc4 Archived poetry by Will Dockery]

*[http://www.myspace.com/willdockery Hasty Pudding] music by Will
Dockery

*[http://www.archive.org/details/OzoneStigmataByWillDockery ''Ozone
Stigmata'' video by Will Dockery and Henry F. Conley] Cool music and
cool video

*[http://www.kannibaal.nl/shadowville.htm Shadowville-Netherlands
cultural exchange project]

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZ3VAmNTWc ''The Ride (Combat
Zone)'' Shadowville All-Stars] Video by Janis Petersen.

*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6BGlXmtzE8 Will Dockery and The
Shadowville Allstars video]

*[http://shadowvilleallstars.muddywolf.net/ Shadowville All-Stars
photos page]

[[Category:1958 births]]
[[Category:Living people]]
[[Category:Americans]]

Beau Blue

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Jul 1, 2008, 11:49:20 AM7/1/08
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Will Dockery <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Amanda wrote:
>>
>> When I see Dockery
>
>Your little heart goes pitty-patty... we know, Amanda.
>
>Here's the current Dockery bio from Wikinfo for you to get your rocks
>off on...
>
>Will Dockery factsheet:
>http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Will_Dockery

Jesus, Bill, it doesn't mention that you just can't dance. What's up
with that? I see you still claim to be a cartoonist (comic artist,
hehehehehehe), as well as a singer-songwriter. Which tells me you're
still as self-deluded as ever. You know, there's treatment for that. A
little shock, a few meds, presto, you're back on planet earth.

I looked around for info on the occupation that puts food on your
table, pizza-parlor menial, but it was absent. What's up with that?
You get fired from Parnell's? Does that put a crimp in your
livelihood?

Also, You forgot to mention Artemis Records and Basil. Or have you
dropped trying to convince people you have friends in high places?
Basil must be distraught.

-blue


>
>{{SS}}
>{{Criticism}}
>
>{{Infobox musical artist <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Musicians -->
>| Name = Will Dockery
>| Img = WillDockery20080526.jpg
>| Background = solo_singer
>| Birth_name = Will Dockery
>| Born = {{birth date and age|1958|5|7}}
>| Origin = [[LaGrange, Georgia]]
>| Instrument = [[singer|Vocals]]
>| Genre = [[Rock music|Rock]], [[folk rock]], [[word
>jazz]], [[art rock]], [[noise rock]], [[experimental rock]]
>| Occupation = [[Singer-songwriter]], [[pizza delivery]] and
>[[advertising]], [[poet]], [[minicomic]] creator

>| Years_active = 1983朴resent

"You mean there are lines?" ** beau...@cruziocafe.com
<><> Blue's Cruzio Cafe - Poetry for the 21st Century! <><>
Sound - Video - Animations <> http://www.cruziocafe.com
Beau Blue Presents <> http://members.cruzio.com/~jjwebb


Will Dockery

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On Jul 1, 11:49 am, Beau Blue <Beau_B...@comcast.net> wrote:

> Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Amanda wrote:
>
> >> When I see Dockery
>
> >Your little heart goes pitty-patty... we know, Amanda.
>
> >Here's the current Dockery bio from Wikinfo for you to get your rocks
> >off on...
>
> >Will Dockery factsheet:
> >http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Will_Dockery
>
> Jesus, Bill, it doesn't mention that you just can't dance. What's up
> with that?

That would go in the

http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Criticism_of_Will_Dockery

section... the page being a Wiki means this can be added there.

I see you still claim to be a cartoonist (comic artist), as well as a
singer-songwriter.

Yeah, in fact I'm finishing up a song-poem begun a couple of days ago
with P.D. Wilson, ''Stony Hill Triptych'', and will be doing a Tarzan
comic strip for the local newpaper as an ad for Parnello's Pizza. Lots
of good stuff coming this summer... stay tuned.

Also, this song-poem marks my return to playing my guitar in
performance rather than just in songwriting, so is even more notable
than usual.

> I looked around for info on the occupation that puts food on your
> table, pizza-parlor menial, but it was absent. What's up with that?
> You get fired from Parnell's? Does that put a crimp in your
> livelihood?

Perhaps you're having reading comprehension problems, since this is
covered at least twice on the page -

> >| Occupation = [[Singer-songwriter]], [[pizza delivery]] and
> >[[advertising]], [[poet]], [[minicomic]] creator

and

> >==See Also==
>
> >*[[List of minicomics creators]]
> >*[[Parnello's Pizza]]
> >*[[Minicomic co-ops]]
> >*[[Shadowville All-Stars]]
> >*[[Criticism of Will Dockery]], Critique by [[Rick Howe]]

There's a page on Parnello's Pizza, as well...

> Also, You forgot to mention [[Artemis Records]] and Basil. Or have you
> dropped trying to convince people you have friends in high places?
> Basil must be distraught.

The bio is /ongoing/, meaning there's a /lot/ of detail yet to be
added... as I pointed out earlier.

> >{{SS}}
> >{{Criticism}}
>
> >{{Infobox musical artist <!-- See Wikipedia:WikiProject_Musicians -->
> >| Name                = Will Dockery
> >| Img                 = WillDockery20080526.jpg
> >| Background          = solo_singer
> >| Birth_name = Will Dockery
> >| Born                = {{birth date and age|1958|5|7}}
> >| Origin              = [[LaGrange, Georgia]]
> >| Instrument          = [[singer|Vocals]]
> >| Genre               = [[Rock music|Rock]], [[folk rock]], [[word
> >jazz]], [[art rock]], [[noise rock]], [[experimental rock]]
> >| Occupation          = [[Singer-songwriter]], [[pizza delivery]] and
> >[[advertising]], [[poet]], [[minicomic]] creator

> >| Years_active        = 1983–present

> >*[http://www.myspace.com/willdockeryHasty Pudding] music by Will


> >Dockery
>
> >*[http://www.archive.org/details/OzoneStigmataByWillDockery''Ozone
> >Stigmata'' video by Will Dockery and Henry F. Conley] Cool music and
> >cool video
>
> >*[http://www.kannibaal.nl/shadowville.htmShadowville-Netherlands
> >cultural exchange project]
>
> >*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lZ3VAmNTWc''The Ride (Combat
> >Zone)'' Shadowville All-Stars] Video by Janis Petersen.
>

> >*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6BGlXmtzE8Will Dockery and The
> >Shadowville Allstars video]
>
> >*[http://shadowvilleallstars.muddywolf.net/Shadowville All-Stars


> >photos page]
>
> >[[Category:1958 births]]
> >[[Category:Living people]]
> >[[Category:Americans]]

--

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Jul 1, 11:49 am, Beau Blue <Beau_B...@comcast.net> wrote:
> Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Amanda wrote:
>
> >> When I see Dockery
>
> >Your little heart goes pitty-patty... we know, Amanda.
>
> >Here's the current Dockery bio from Wikinfo for you to get your rocks
> >off on...
>
> >Will Dockery factsheet:
> >http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Will_Dockery
>
> Jesus, Bill, it doesn't mention that you just can't dance. What's up
> with that?

That would go in the

http://www.wikinfo.org/index.php/Criticism_of_Will_Dockery

section... the page being a Wiki means this can be added there.


Bullshit. You constantly delete negative remarks from that page, and if it
was truly a criticism page the Wiki server would crash from too much input.

I see you still claim to be a cartoonist (comic artist), as well as a
singer-songwriter.

Yeah, in fact I'm finishing up a song-poem begun a couple of days ago
with P.D. Wilson, ''Stony Hill Triptych'', and will be doing a Tarzan
comic strip for the local newpaper as an ad for Parnello's Pizza. Lots
of good stuff coming this summer... stay tuned.


That doesn't make you a singer-songwriter or cartoonist. That flyer you made
last year? It looked fucking horrible. Cluttered, important information
hidden between color clashes and squashed drawings, font was terrible and
looked amateurish, hell I'd seen yard sale signs that looked more
professional and caught my eye.

Also, this song-poem marks my return to playing my guitar in
performance rather than just in songwriting, so is even more notable
than usual.

Notable in the fact that you'll be an even bigger delusional dimwit on
stage?


> I looked around for info on the occupation that puts food on your
> table, pizza-parlor menial, but it was absent. What's up with that?
> You get fired from Parnell's? Does that put a crimp in your
> livelihood?

Perhaps you're having reading comprehension problems, since this is
covered at least twice on the page -

> >| Occupation = [[Singer-songwriter]], [[pizza delivery]] and
> >[[advertising]], [[poet]], [[minicomic]] creator


Your occupation is as a pizza boy, Will.

and

> >==See Also==
>
> >*[[List of minicomics creators]]
> >*[[Parnello's Pizza]]
> >*[[Minicomic co-ops]]
> >*[[Shadowville All-Stars]]
> >*[[Criticism of Will Dockery]], Critique by [[Rick Howe]]

There's a page on Parnello's Pizza, as well...

> Also, You forgot to mention [[Artemis Records]] and Basil. Or have you
> dropped trying to convince people you have friends in high places?
> Basil must be distraught.

The bio is /ongoing/, meaning there's a /lot/ of detail yet to be
added... as I pointed out earlier.


You are such a pathetic fuckwad, Will.


Will Dockery

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> >>>Rob Evans, the mushmouthed poet <http://tinyurl.com/6gf5yh> wrote:
> >
> > //snip mushymanda garbage//
> >
> >> So now your videos are /God's/ fault.
> >
> > Depends on which God you refer to.

>
>


Will Dockery

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''The dream means what you /want/ it to mean...'' -Ellen Speyer

In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding
and myself have written 4 new ones, crossing into some interesting
genres from ''art-rock'' to a cornball country waltz... great fun from
this side of the fence. Come join us tonight at the Loft and see if
you agree... bring your 3-D sunglasses.

1. Deskclerk at the Courtyard
2. Falling from Grace
5. Cheshire Bridge Road
4. Pistolshots on Buford Highway

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery-Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk

On Jun 30, 11:30 am, Will Dockery <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jun 29, 10:06 pm, Dale Houstman wrote:
>
> > erindil...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > When they say no, I'll still say yes. When I'm forced to give up on my
> > > dreams as well as myself...after my feelings are hurt and you are no
> > > longer around...after all my trust is put into a friendship and I'm
> > > let down with full disappointment...after the family relationships
> > > between myself and my parents is no longer in existence...after
> > > feeling like the end is near, what do I do next...after realizing that
> > > all of life's disappointments are tests and there's nothing I can do
> > > but face life's harsh realities...after realizing that true friendship/
> > > relationships is in existence and is everlasting... All of these
> > > things are here in my life and are small reminders that God is always
> > > with me , watching me!
>
> > > Love,
>
> > > Erin
>
> > I only wish God could have crippled you before you posted this drivel.
>
> > dmh
>
> That's one of the most disgusting statements I've read here in quite a
> while, Dale... you seem to be a vile, bitter little man.
>
> --

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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''The dream means what you /want/ it to mean...'' -Ellen Speyer

In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding
and myself have written 4 new ones,


All unemployed, eh? How sad. Though I guess with the economy you have an
excuse. Flimsy as that excuse appears.


Message has been deleted

Will Dockery

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Meat Plow wrote:

>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding and
> > myself have written 4 new ones, crossing into some interesting genres from
> > ''art-rock'' to a cornball country waltz... great fun from this side of
> > the fence. Come join us tonight at the Loft and see if you agree... bring
> > your 3-D sunglasses.
>
> > 1.  Deskclerk at the Courtyard
> > 2.  Falling from Grace
> > 5.  Cheshire Bridge Road
> > 4.  Pistolshots on Buford Highway
>
> Bwaaaaaaaaa

Don't be sad, Meat... maybe someday you'll write /one/... meanwhile,
the creative movement continues down here in Shadowville.

Here's the words to Pistolshots On Buford Highway...

Moonshine across the bay
I'm on the night shift
what can I say.
Here they come wandering
pranksters and children,
at the powerlines off Buford Highway.
We come a-wassailing
through the mist.
Ever-loving darling,
cupid decieved.
I clean my gun... on Buford Highway.

I don't know what it is
but it doesn't seem right.
I look in the mirror
and I'm still the same height.
If you come wandering,
through the mire...
at the bog on Buford Highway.
I like what you said
from 6000 miles awy
I sit here and dream... on Buford Highway.

A sketch of your cold black eyes.
A sketch of your...

Moonlight across my house
sign of the big key still outside.
If you come a shuffling
and think you know my name,
some old phonebooth on Buford Highway.
Pistol shots
while we're stopped at the light,
Visualize the scene of Buford Highway.
Spectral, on Buford Highway.

Words - Will Dockery
Music - Gene-0 Woolfolk Jr. and Henry Conley
© 2008

--
God's Toybox by Will Dockery and Dennis Beck
http://www.myspace.com/shadowvilleallstars

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Meat Plow wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding and
> > myself have written 4 new ones, crossing into some interesting genres
> > from
> > ''art-rock'' to a cornball country waltz... great fun from this side of
> > the fence. Come join us tonight at the Loft and see if you agree...
> > bring
> > your 3-D sunglasses.
>
> > 1. Deskclerk at the Courtyard
> > 2. Falling from Grace
> > 5. Cheshire Bridge Road
> > 4. Pistolshots on Buford Highway
>
> Bwaaaaaaaaa

Don't be sad, Meat... maybe someday you'll write /one/... meanwhile,
the creative movement continues down here in Shadowville.

The only movements you're helping with are bowels.


Will Dockery

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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
> "Will Dockery" wrote...
>
> news:f90be6bf-79ad-44f8...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...

> ''The dream means what you /want/ it to mean...'' -Ellen Speyer
>
> In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding
> and myself have written 4 new ones,
>
> All unemployed, eh?

Since you asked, I haven't been unemployed since the summer of 1983.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>> "Will Dockery" wrote...
>>
>> news:f90be6bf-79ad-44f8...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>
>> ''The dream means what you /want/ it to mean...'' -Ellen Speyer
>>
>> In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding
>> and myself have written 4 new ones,
>>
>> All unemployed, eh?
>
> Since you asked, I haven't been unemployed since the summer of 1983.


Calling yourself a "songwriter" or "poet" doesn't make you have a job,
Duckery. You have to actually be earning money.


Dennis M. Hammes

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Aug 2, 2008, 3:42:43 AM8/2/08
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Orson Wells as CitizenCain wrote:

No /wonder/ he sings funny, replacing all the vowels with shit.
(You pays good tax money to teach 'em to spell, and all you gets
is Dixiecrats...)

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Trouble is, they breed first.
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Will Dockery

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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
>>In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding and
>>myself have written 4 new ones, crossing into some interesting genres
>>from
>>''art-rock'' to a cornball country waltz... great fun from this side of
>>the fence. Come join us tonight at the Loft and see if you agree...
>>bring your 3-D sunglasses.
>
>>1. Deskclerk at the Courtyard
>>2. Falling from Grace
>>5. Cheshire Bridge Road
>>4. Pistolshots on Buford Highway
>
> No /wonder/ he sings funny

Thanks for having a listen, Uncle Dennis.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>>
>>>In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding
>>>and
>>>myself have written 4 new ones, crossing into some interesting genres
>>>from
>>>''art-rock'' to a cornball country waltz... great fun from this side of
>>>the fence. Come join us tonight at the Loft and see if you agree...
>>>bring your 3-D sunglasses.
>>
>>>1. Deskclerk at the Courtyard
>>>2. Falling from Grace
>>>5. Cheshire Bridge Road
>>>4. Pistolshots on Buford Highway
>>
>> No /wonder/ he sings funny
>
> Thanks for having a listen, Uncle Dennis.


Thanks for being a douche, Will.


Will Dockery

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"Dennis M. Hammes" wrote:
>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> >>>In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding
and
> >>>myself have written 4 new ones, crossing into some interesting genres
from
> >>>''art-rock'' to a cornball country waltz... great fun from this side of
> >>>the fence. Come join us tonight at the Loft and see if you agree...
> >>>bring your 3-D sunglasses.
> >>
> >>>1. Deskclerk at the Courtyard
> >>>2. Falling from Grace
> >>>5. Cheshire Bridge Road
> >>>4. Pistolshots on Buford Highway
> >>
> >> No /wonder/ he sings funny
> >
> > Thanks for having a listen, Uncle Dennis.
>
> Thanks

You're welcome.

--
Truck Stop Woman by Dockery and Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXA4jekz_xk

Tom Hendricks / Musea

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On Aug 1, 11:52 pm, "Orson Wells as CitizenCain"
<noem...@here.invalid> wrote:
> "Will Dockery" <will.dock...@gmail.com> wrote in message

Orson, where can we hear some of your music.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Tom Hendricks / Musea" <tom-he...@att.net> wrote in message
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www.eatshitanddie.org

Barbara's Cat

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What has 'music' got to do with talentless Duckery?
Surely you are not implying he plays an instrument
and isn't just parasitically riding on the talents
of those who can? I mean, no one can be that naïve.


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"Of course ["a publicity tool" for "Will Dockery"]
is one of the main purposes of Usenet."
- Will Dockery quacking about
his excessive shit-spamming

Will Dockery

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Aug 4, 2008, 7:19:53 AM8/4/08
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"Tom Hendricks / Musea" <tom-hendri...@att.net> wrote:

> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>Will Dockery wrote:
>
> > > In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding and
> > > > myself have written 4 new ones, crossing into some interesting genres
> > > > from
> > > > ''art-rock'' to a cornball country waltz... great fun from this side of
> > > > the fence. Come join us tonight at the Loft and see if you agree...
> > > > bring your 3-D sunglasses.
>
> > > > 1. Deskclerk at the Courtyard
> > > > 2. Falling from Grace
> > > > 5. Cheshire Bridge Road
> > > > 4. Pistolshots on Buford Highway
>
> > > Bwaaaaaaaaa
>
> Orson, where can we hear some of your music.

That answer should be pretty funny.

Will Dockery

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Aug 25, 2008, 3:00:43 AM8/25/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote...
>
> >>news:f90be6bf-79ad-44f8...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> ''The dream means what you /want/ it to mean...'' -Ellen Speyer
>
> >> In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding
> >> and myself have written 4 new ones,
>
> >> All unemployed, eh?
>
> > Since you asked, I haven't been unemployed since the summer of 1983.
>
> Calling yourself a "songwriter" or "poet" doesn't make you have a job,

Didn't say it did, Orson.

> Dockery. You have to actually be earning money.

Well, I manage that.

--
"Wobble" written by Will Dockery & Henry Conley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVIF2-qWIUc

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <will.d...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>"Will Dockery" wrote...
>>
>> >>news:f90be6bf-79ad-44f8...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> >> ''The dream means what you /want/ it to mean...'' -Ellen Speyer
>>
>> >> In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley Yielding
>> >> and myself have written 4 new ones,
>>
>> >> All unemployed, eh?
>>
>> > Since you asked, I haven't been unemployed since the summer of 1983.
>>
>> Calling yourself a "songwriter" or "poet" doesn't make you have a job,
>
> Didn't say it did, Orson.


You implied it, moron.


>
>> Dockery. You have to actually be earning money.
>
> Well, I manage that.


Pizza pilfering? Pshaw!


Will Dockery

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Aug 31, 2008, 4:45:19 PM8/31/08
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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote...
>
> >>
>>news:f90be6bf-79ad-44f8...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> >> ''The dream means what you /want/ it to mean...'' -Ellen Speyer
> >>
> >> >> In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley
Yielding
> >> >> and myself have written 4 new ones,
> >>
> >> >> All unemployed, eh?
> >>
> >> > Since you asked, I haven't been unemployed since the summer of 1983.
> >>
> >> Calling yourself a "songwriter" or "poet" doesn't make you have a job,
> >
> > Didn't say it did, Orson.
>
> You implied it

Though some of the gigs do pay, such as the monthly Vault show and the Pat's
Place appearances, they can't be considered full-time ''jobs''.

Orson Wells as CitizenCain

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"Will Dockery" <doc...@knology.net> wrote in message
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> "Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>>"Will Dockery" wrote...
>>
>> >>
>>>news:f90be6bf-79ad-44f8...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
>> >>
>> >> >> ''The dream means what you /want/ it to mean...'' -Ellen Speyer
>> >>
>> >> >> In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley
> Yielding
>> >> >> and myself have written 4 new ones,
>> >>
>> >> >> All unemployed, eh?
>> >>
>> >> > Since you asked, I haven't been unemployed since the summer of 1983.
>> >>
>> >> Calling yourself a "songwriter" or "poet" doesn't make you have a job,
>> >
>> > Didn't say it did, Orson.
>>
>> You implied it
>
> Though some of the gigs do pay, such as the monthly Vault show and the
> Pat's
> Place appearances, they can't be considered full-time ''jobs''.


Exactly. You don't have a job.


Will Dockery

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"Orson Wells as CitizenCain" wrote:
>"Will Dockery" wrote...
>
>
>>>news:f90be6bf-79ad-44f8...@m73g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> >> >>
> >> >> >> ''The dream means what you /want/ it to mean...'' -Ellen Speyer
> >> >>
> >> >> >> In the space of the week Henry Conley, Gene-0 Woolfolk, Riley
Yielding
> >> >> >> and myself have written 4 new ones,
> >> >>
> >> >> >> All unemployed, eh?
> >> >>
> >> >> > Since you asked, I haven't been unemployed since the summer of
1983.
> >> >>
> >> >> Calling yourself a "songwriter" or "poet" doesn't make you have a
job,
> >> >
> >> > Didn't say it did, Orson.
> >>
> >> You implied it
> >
> > Though some of the gigs do pay, such as the monthly Vault show and the
Pat's
> > Place appearances, they can't be considered full-time ''jobs''.
>
> Exactly. You don't have a job.

You're having those pesky comprehension problems again, I see.

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